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10 Jun 2012 4:44PM
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Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

For generations Asian women learned how to treat a man by following rules laid down by Thai philosopher Sunthron Phu in his book Maxims for Teaching Women. Now they’ve taken his words of wisdom that have been passsed down fro more than 2,000 years and updated them to deal with men in 2012.

Here are the winning recommendations for Western women who want to trade be successful in love and marriage:

1) YOUR MAN IS KING - Remember that your man/husband comes first – before you, your parents, your outside interests or even your children
2) RISE EARLY. Get up in the morning before your man does. Make sure you prepare a healthy breakfast so he gets a good start on the day. Even if you have to leave before him, make sure he has a nice breakfast waiting for him when he comes into the kitchen in the morning.
3) NEVER NAG. Never, ever. If he wants to stop off after work and have a few drinks with his buddies, that’s his business. If he forgot to take out the garbage – do it yourself.
4) BE AT HOME. Make sure you’re always at home when he gets in from a hard day at the office. Even if you are working, make sure you get home to your man/husband as soon as possible.
5) SMILE. Always greet your man with a smile on your face and, if you can, a cold drink in your hand.
6) DINNER READY. If you are home, or get home first, always have a delicious dinner ready to be served. And if he comes home feeling tense, give him a massage to ease his aches and pains.
7) LET HIM HANG WITH FRIENDS. If your man wants to have his buddies over for a night of poker, or football, or video games, don’t get mad. Encourage it and make sure you’ve got lots of sandwiches and cold beer on hand to serve them.
8) ASK FIRST. Always ask him first before you go spending his hard-earned money, or even your hard-earned money, to buy something for yourself.
9) REMOTE CONTROL. Let him choose the programs you watch onteleveision. The television is man’s domain… he should be in charge. And only Netflix/rent HIS favorite movies or TV shows.
10) OBEY. Don’t do things your husband doesn’t approve of. And don’t complain about it. If he doesn’t want you wasting your time watching soap operas or having coffee with a neighbor, obey him. You’ll both be happier for it.
11) WILD IN BED. Be a temptress in bed. If he likes you in sexy lingerie, wear it. Be shy and demure when you’re out in public, but once the lights are out, let him know he’s the only man in the world who can please you.
2) KNOW SPORTS. Bone up on sports so you’ll have something to talk about. But always let him start the conversation.

13) KEEP FIT. Keep yourself in shape and always dress nicely so you’ll be a wife any husband would be proud to have.
14) CLEANING. Keep your home spic and span at all times. It should look like you’re expecting company. And the laundry should always be done. Your man should never have to look for clean socks or underwear and his shirts should all be ironed – by you.

Follow ALL these steps and you will be happy for the rest of your life!

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01 Apr 2013 8:46PM
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Yesterday, I stole a pair of used panties from my (wife's) college-age, hot niece. They were disappointingly clean, despite being retrieved from the previous night's pajama bottoms at he foot of her bed. So while I was certain they had been worn, and no pad was to blame, they had just a faint scent of her pussy and ass...and clearly, she hadn't masturbated the night she wore them. Sigh.

What wasn't disappointing was my wife's reaction when I told her in the car on the way home; "You did? Let me smell them!"

We discussed the faintness of her scent, and my wife confirmed that "yeah...if she took a shower and then went straight to bed without fingering herself or dreaming about fucking, you can totally wake up with clean underwear."

The niece is a bit of a "good girl". Fuck. I had wanted to smell her more "in bloom." But still, I was so incredibly turned on by my wife's reaction. It didn't really, truly surprise me - it just confirmed what I already knew about her and how much she believes in "if it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone, go for it."

I had a hard time stiffing my cock under the un-sewn front gusset seam while we were driving, but once I did, the soft pussy cotton felt so good on my cock that I flooded her cotton crotch with a way-above-average-sized load. This turned my wife on. She put them on, wet with cum, right there in the car. As soon as we got home I fucked her with them on, but pulled off to one side. What were once clean, demure little college-girl panties are now flooded with cum both male and female.

While I feel no sense of sorrow for the theft and only feel delighted by - and closer to - my wife and her reaction, I must admit I'm fantasizing about finding a way to put them back into her niece's drawer in their present condition. The front seem of the crotch is all stretched out and rolled back by my cock, they REEK of cum and pussy, and there is substantial visible staining.

What would be the point? It's not like she "wouldn't notice" and I could enjoy the idea of her walking around all day with my dead sperm cells rubbing off onto her clitoris, pussy and asshole. No, she'd definitely notice...

I hold no fantasy/shred of hope that she'd be happy about the discovery. My confession is that it turns me on to imagine her horror at discovering she'd been panty raped, and to imagine her furrowed brow and open-mouthed frown as she held her violated cottoncunt in her hand, bringing it slowly to her nose to confirm...sniffing...and then throwing them down. "Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, MY GOD! But who? Who would have pumped the crotch of my underwear full of cum?"

We wouldn't even cross her mind.

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31 Aug 2019 5:19PM
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WWYD if you had a 3-day weekend with this demure young lady?

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A confession? part 2
Before Emm there was Li. She is Asian/American. At the time she was a fresh faced 19 yr old. I was a programme director for a nationwide company and she was with a programme that went from community to community basically helping with graffiti cleanup, community service type stuff. I was to coordinate the kids. They came from all backgrounds and were just exploring themselves and the country.
I was salaried so I split my day to facilitate my actual work and these kids (while they were here, 3 weeks). Li was the more technical of the group so I designated her to work with me. Nothing untoward. She was just a good fit. After showing her my preferences on reporting she was off and running.
The first few days were uneventful. Then came the first report. Li and I were working later than usual. I splurged on some pizza and we munched while we compiled stats. During lulls in work we conversed. Once while having a smoke break (she didn't smoke but hung out) She mentioned a book she was reading. Breakfast of Champions by Vonnegut, one of my favourite authors. So we talked and talked, I gave her author suggestions and essays to read. It was good. After we closed the office I offered her a ride back to the rooming house the group was staying at.

The front was only drop off, no parking, so I went around to the back and parked. I told her I really appreciated the help. She smiled coyly. I knew that look. I only did one thing, One thing. I leaned in.
She looks at me, breathless, her eyes are dilated. lol. She comes the rest of the way and we kiss. It was not my first intention but I went with it. i mean, she's a hot asian chick. We kissed for a while and I felt her smallish chest. I felt her tight ass. I felt her sinewy muscles on her back. I sucked on her tongue and she pressed into my hand. I took her hand snd showed her what she was doing to me. She moaned into my mouth and rubbed my cock through my pants. I slipped a hand under her t-shirt and groped her small tit and smaller nipple.
I popped a button on my slacks and "led" her hand into its depths. She gently caressed my cock as I kissed her deep and told her she was driving me crazy. I stopped kissing and leaned back. She took the hint. My cock popped out. She made room and took me in her mouth. So I am a 34 year old man with a 19 year old sucking my cock. Just the thought makes one hard, doesn't it? About ten minutes later I tell her I'm going to cum. She goes harder. Nice. I cum in her mouth. She's still sucking. I get to the feeling of needing to piss so I stop her. "Thanks baby" I tell her. She smiles demurely and gets out. Straightens her clothes and runs in without a word.
I never did fuck her, but that was okay. lol. I got head most every night while she was there. We are still in touch. She has grown into a world traveler and she's married with a kid.
Now here is Emm

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