what would you do to this cute nerd?

What would you do to this cute little nerd?

Caption or tribute this cute littler nerd?

my niece has big ass tan mexi tits and a thick body, i hope she grabs my dick someday and goes at it she also wears cute nerd glasses shes a fox. not blood related either

I'm a good looking male nerd who goes to video game and anime conventions to fuck and get sucked by guys dressed as girls.

I got the best head in my life from a fine sailor moon. I was just hanging out in the gaming hall, playing some street fighter and I see her (him) playing one of the rhythm and dance games.

I can tell she's a cross player right away, but it's all cool. She looks the part and they always want to flirt. I'm no good at those dancing games, but i need an in to chat her up so it's time to go to work.

So I throw my game and wander over to ask if she minds that i join her. she just says go for it. I pop my change in and go through the motions, we're laughing our asses off because I suck out loud, but I keep with it. Game Over, go for another, Game Over. Time to get mine. I apologize to her for my crimes against rhythm, that gets her laughing.

I tell her she's got a nice costume, Did she make it herself? She tells me thanks but that she bought most of it. A little flattery goes a long way. Let a look linger a bit, some eye contact. Give her the impression that i think she's actually a girl without actually saying it. I stutter a little bit, like I'm going to ask her something, but then i just smile. Bam, that did it. She starts to look a little worried. That put her where i want her.

They love to flirt, but sometimes when the mood is right, they get nervous and a little embarrassed if they think you might have the wrong idea. They go into some super sweet shy mode. Like they don't want to upset you and hope you'll just lose interest, even though they are having fun. It's a fun cat and mouse. It's delightful and there's never a greater turn on.

I invite her to grab a soda and some pocky with me. She accepts happily, but she's still hesitant and nervous. I definitely got her. We talk a bit and joke. She laughs a lot. We take in a late screening of some show she's been excited about. It was alright, but I'm putting in time so it's all good.

Comes to be around eleven, big move time. I ask if she'd like to come up to my room. Now she's the one stuttering and "I, uh. That'd be nice but, uh..."

Wait for it, wait for it, She just blurts it out. "you know I'm a boy right?"

Bingo, i just tell her she's cute and give her a quick kiss.

That did it. She (he) gets all hot and bothered. No more nervousness, Confident sailor moon trap mode. she's ready for a good time.

"Yeah let's go." I tell her to keep the costume on, she tells me she planned on it and that's all she wrote. Sailor moon was sucking me off as soon as we got in the door, I had my first cum in minutes and she just swallowed it up with the most delicious little desperate moan.

The kind that says she's dying for hers. God damn it was a good night.

so I state in short.

No one gives better head than a cute blonde boy dressed as sailor moon. If you've never tried it, you don't know what you're missing. And as much as I like girls, they never get as into the moment.

And no i didn't leave her hanging.

can someone caption this cute nerd

what would you do to this cute little nerd??

I love jerking off in public. I masturbate in restaurants, public pools, the bus/train/plane, in crowds at concerts, at work, at school. Anywhere and everywhere I can. I also cum on and in whatever I can that will be worn, used by, eaten by or inserted into a woman's mouth. My cunt ex-girlfriends entire life would blind you under black light. My sister, even worse. Her shampoo/conditioner lasts twice as long as it should because it's at least 1/3rd my seed. Her food in the fridge always gets a healthy amount of my jizz as soon as it enters the house.

I'm trying to remember all of this the best I can. Last year I went to the store to buy shorts and socks for the summer. One of the girls folding clothes in the men's section was wearing very loose slacks that exposed the top of her ass crack and the floss that was her underwear. She had a pretty face, nice body and a perky little rack. The store was pretty dead so I decided to take my dick out under the new shorts I was carrying around in my hands and see how close I could get to her hot little ass while jerking off. As I approached she had finished folding clothes and made her way over to the changing rooms. I decided to head to the other side of the store to the women's section. I looked around and found a few pairs of assorted cotton panties. I grabbed 2 and headed back to the men's area changing rooms. There were 6 doors and a counter with all of the discarded clothes that people tried on, didn't like or want and left. She was going through the pile sorting through things. She bent over to grab a few shirts that made there way onto the floor and her slacks fell even lower. She righted herself and made no attempt to cover her tight, now half bare ass as I walked into the door nearest her. I left it open a crack so I could watch her while I finished myself. I put the pairs of panties I picked up on the little hooks on the wall so I could clean up afterwards, dropped my pants and underwear to the floor grabbed my dick, ready to go and the door swung open. The girl is standing there shocked and silent at first. I said "oh fuck". Then she quickly says "Oh my god sir, I'm so...im so sorry." Her eyes shot down to the hard cock in my hand. She said "I know you came in here but I though you were in one of the other closed doors...i...i really didn't mean to. Please don't tell my boss". I said "I won't tell if you won't" I don't know why she thought she would be in more trouble than I would be in if either of us said anything to anyone else. At this point it was a little weird that she 1. Hadn't walked away already seeing that I was standing at her job with my hard dick pointed right at her and 2. That she had just been staring at it since she went silent. Then she spoke. "Is it fun? No, I mean I'm sure it's fun but not the fun that I'm asking....i mean I shouldn't even ask" I was still in shock. It's been about 20 seconds since the door opened and now this girl is looking deep into my dick and balls while trying to have a conversation with me. "Do you mean playing with myself? Is that fun for me?" She responded "oh, um...i mean I know that's fun. I meant doing it....here." Her breathing was a little erratic. She seemed way to pretty to be acting so awkward and shy. When I first laid eyes in her I figured she was your average slut but the way she spoke screamed "I WATCH ANIME AND BOYS SCARE ME" which is just my type. This boner wasn't going anywhere. I still wasn't sure what was going on in the cute girls brain until she said "I think about it. Doing it in public I mean. Not if it's fun for other people. I......I'm sorry. I don't know if it's weird or whatever but...i don't want to leave." I figured, if she hasn't started screaming by now that she wasn't to go running away in terror at what I asked next. "Do you want to come in here with me?" My heart was racing. I've never been caught like this before and I never imagined that some sweet, attractive nerd girl would respond this way. My sister has walked in on me plenty of times and I've walked in on her. We walk around naked in front of each other all of the time so now it's just a normal thing. We catch each other a few times a month but never like this. She looked me in the eyes and said "ok, yeah". She looked out the doorway leading to the dead store, turned back and walked in with me. I closed the door behind her. "No one is going to come looking for you or call for you are they?" She said "no, they won't expect to hear from me or see me for a while". I said "ok, good. I, um...i saw you out there folding clothes. Your pants are pretty low and...i say your ass sticking out. It got me really horney. You probably think I'm some crazy pervert...which I guess I am." She said "I've actually always wanted that to happen. I do certain things, like let my pants rid too low or not wear a bra so my nipples will get hard in hopes that someone will think I'm sexy. It sounds pretty dumb now that I say it out loud to someone but to think that I got a cute guy like you so horney with just that is really hot!" I wanted to be inside this girl like mad now. I asked "Do you have like a boyfriend or anything?" She said "nooo, I don't really talk to guys. I mean, I've never been good at it or anything so I just kind of avoid guys like the plague. I'm not gay or anything, I'm just..." I put my hand on the side of her head and kissed her. I felt her lift her glasses off her face and then heard them hit the floor. As our tongues slapped each other in our mouths her hands slid down my arms over my stomach and met my still rock solid cock which was now spewing precum with every stroke. She broke away from the kiss and said "you're gonna think I'm such a spaz but I really haven't done anything like this that much" she shoved her tongue back into my mouth for a few seconds and then back out. As she tried to catch her breath she says "you know, all they guys always went for all of my friends because they thought I was some weirdo and I was always kind of a loaner and outcast.." I stopped her and said "I think you are really pretty. If you want this to happen then we are both on the same page because I don't want to stop." I kissed her hard again and then she dropped down and swallowed my cock. It only took about 15 seconds and I exploded in her mouth. She squeezed my dick once I was done to get every last drop she could get out of it. She looked up at me with those big brown eyes and gave me a huge smile. I asked her "are you ready for your turn?" Her face turned bright red and she nodded. I got down on the floor, unzipped her pants and slid them and her underwear off her little body. Her slit was perfect. She had a nicely maintained bush and I could see she had her belly button pierced at one point but didn't have any jewelry in it. I lifter her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra and her dark little nipples were rock hard. I ran my do gets through her pubic hair, pulling her pussy lips up. Then slid my hand up to her tits, landing my middle finger on one nipple and my thumb on the other. She shivered and let out a whispered moan. Then I lifted her ass up in the air by the backs of her knees and licked her from asshole to do clit then back down. She started to pant. I stuck my tongue as deep into her cunt as I could and swirled it around. She grabbed the back of my head and pushed it in deeper. She let out a quick "oh" and I worked my way back up to her clit. I started licking it faster and faster when I pushed my middle and ring fingers inside of her. She was soaked. Just as fast as I did she tensed up and came hard. I could tell she was trying to be as quite as she could but if there was anyone else in that dressing room they would definitely know the was some chick having an orgasm a few feet away. "That...that was so amazing." She was still trying to catch her breath. "I've only ever been with one guy before...and he wasn't able to do that!" I asked "you've only been with one guy before?" She told me that when she was in high school, she had sex with a guy at a friend's house. He wasn't her type but she wanted to lose her virginity already and all of the guys at her school wanted nothing to do with her because she was an awkward mousy geek. They guy was drunk and couldn't even keep his dick hard. It sounded like a shitty first time. She said "I don't even know your name" I told her what it was and she told me her's. I already knew her's because it was on the name tag that came off as I took her tits out. She said "we can do this again if you want to. I'm not trying to be pushy or clingy or anything. Fuck, I shouldn't have said that. I swear im not clingy. I don't know why I even brought it up. I should just keep my big dumb mouth shut" I said "I happen to really like your mouth." She laughed so hard she snorted. She looked embarrassed at this so I reached over and started making out with her again. After a little while she looked at the time and said she needed to get back out where people can see her. We exchanged numbers and started making out again while we got our clothes back in. She said "I'm working again tomorrow if you had the urge to take your dick out in public again." I told her that I definitely would and not to wear any underwear.

This went on for about a week. After that we started seeing each other outside of her store. Since then we have fucked, sucked, jerked and fingered everywhere we go. We sit next to each other when we go out to eat so she can milk my cock and drizzle my cum in her food. I love this nerdy freak. I personally think our story is hot. She does too. I told her I was going to post it on here and she said that as long as I don't use our names or the name of the store we met that she was fine with it. I hope anyone that reads this is able to find the freak of their dreams in such a bizarre and super hot way too.

Okay so, in Highschool I was a relatively unknown nerd. I was pretty pudgy and most of my graduating class didn't really know who I was. I wasn't disliked or anything, just relatively unknown.

As soon as I graduated, I got the fuck out of dodge and went to school. It's now been 7 years, I'm 24. When I was away at college I really 'came out of my shell' as they say, I got in (good) shape and I got my degree and started a career. I'm doing very well for myself-not quite 6 figures but close, with a very healthy nest egg and enough savings to live comfortably. I recently moved back to my hometown because I got a great job offer, and I ran in to a few old friends who invited me to a party, which lead to meeting more people who recognized me and I got invited to more and more parties, eventually I was back in touch with most of my graduating classmates who still lived in the area.

I figured that since I was in good shape and fairly successful, I was going to try to fuck all of the girls that I always wanted to fuck in Highschool, the girls who never even knew my name. If I could blow a load on their face before they could remember who I was, it would be even better. I've gotta say, I'm doing pretty well - it's amazing how easy these girls are when you can play the "you don't even remember me" pity card at the same time as the "I'm rich and in shape" card.

There was this one bitch, Alyse, who I used to fantasize about all the time in school. Slim body, fat tits, and a cute face. She smoked a lot of weed and was a pretty good painter, she always just seemed like a chill girl who looked really good in school. She was sucking my dick (for the second time) when she suddenly had an epiphany, pulled my dick out of her mouth, and said "I just remembered you from school!" I couldn't stop fucking laughing, she actually got really mad about it and I doubt I'll see her again.

Anyone else ever done anything like this? The idea of fucking a girl that I know without her knowing who I am has become, like, my biggest fetish.

I confess that almost every female friend I've ever made has shown up in my fantasies when I jerk off. My favorite is a cute nerd I befriended in college. She found a wife and moved to the other side of the continent. Never had an interest in her until I saw how enormous her breasts had gotten. I guess her wife must suck them real hard for them to be the size they are. You could fill a tub with all the seed I've shot imagining filling them up and listening to their moans.

So I had a damn fun day. First off, im a super undercover nerd, being that I’m an attractive woman, 23, that no one would expect is a huge nerd, especially for transformers. I regularly hit TRU(I wont spell it out just in case that is again the TOU) to look for new figures and was heartbroken when they announced that they may ALL be closing. Since I worked later today I thought I would hit the nearest and see if there were any new figures on sale. As it turned out, there were no sales and the employees are in the dark. Anyway, no new figures and since this might be the best chance, I begged the manager to let me check the ones stored out back. I finally convinced him, with a blowjob, plus letting him suck on my tits. He was only in his forties so it wasn’t that bad and it isn’t the first time I had to be bad to get something I wanted.

So anyway, i did find a new one, and my mind was set on what I was going to do today; I called out of work and hit every TRU in the area and fucked my way for new figures. It was literally the best day ever; 7 new figures for the collection and 3 memorable new sex stories.

The next store I hit had a middle-aged women as the manager. She didn’t actually care much at all and just OKed me to check. She took me out back and I did offer to go down on her as a thank you but she said no. I’m not really into women much but she was good looking and I kinda wanted to go for it, I was still horny from the first store. Anyway, 3 new figures there.

The next store was one of the small express ones in a mall, and was more of a handful, literally. It had four gross, mid-twenties stoner guys who probably think this is the best career ever as workers. They closed for “lunch” and I set the rule of no fucking because I didnt need this to turn into a gangbang. I jacked them all off, 2 at a time, while they played with my boobs and rubbed my wet lips and one guy kept having me suck his finger. That I actually would have liked, if it didn’t taste like he’d been handling drugs all day. After all that there was only one figure, which I wasn’t super thrilled about getting but I got it plus a stuffed hippo because hell, I earned it. They tried to give me their numbers and invite me to I party tonight but I just tossed them on my way out. I wasn’t interested.

The final store was the funnest. The manager said no to my checking the storage for figures but these two cute as fuck stock boys agreed to sneak me back. I found two new figures and was so excited that I didn’t notice them getting all handsy. I gave in and they spit roasted me, both ways. Probably the best sex of my life. We went for about 2o minutes before the manager paged them and they snuck me out quick.

Like I said, best day ever. I was still so unsatisfied, so horny, when I got home that I transformed one of the figures into its car mode and masturbated with it. It’s my new favorite toy ;)