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Under New Management Realistic and believable videos of dads and their daughters. Not corny cheesy 45 year old women with pigtails and to much make up trying to knock 30 years off themselves. No galleries, No scat, No violence, Nothing illegal.
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Some time ago I used to have a mobile DJ business. 90% of my jobs were wedding receptions playing corny crap like The Chicken Dance and stuff like that.
I was 37 at the time.
The area I covered was in the upper midwest and often my gigs where a long drive away. When the drive was over 100 miles or so I would include the cost of a hotel room in my fee so I wouldn't have to drive so far after a night of working and drinking.
This one gig was like that and it was a pretty good party, some families are lame and dont get going much but this one was a good bunch who danced and drank alot which always makes the night more fun.
One of the brides maids was this very, very cute teener. Actually the reason I am writting this is because I found this pic here
Not only was she cute as hell but she was being super helpful to me. She was bringing me up requests and fetching me drinks and hanging around my booth just being cute. At first she was wearing the same gawd awful bridesmaid dress the other girls in the brides party were wearing but changed into darling little dress that really looked great on her. When she changed and came back up to my booth I complemented her on her dress and told her she was looked really pretty and I was rewarded with her blushing in the cutest way.
I was really having fun with her, not only was she cute ass hell but really helping me with things, she decided to be my assistant and I was perfectly happy with that. I ws getting realling nice vibes off her, she was squatting real close to me looking over my play lists and I made some small moves on her by placing my hand on her shoulder then running my hand down her back and over her ass and she sorta leaned into me when I did that.
over the 5 hours of the event the flirting got more overt and more mutual, I was letting her have drinks from mine in secret so she was getting pleasantly drunk as I was.
Eventually the party started winding down about 2am and I played the last song and shut the sound down as everyone wandered out leaving her and I alone, her mom had wandered by a while before, drunk off her ass, telling my girl to come to the room when she got done helping.
So we are alone and I am making sweet talk with her and I am getting that "kiss me" vibe from her, so I did and happily she responded eagerly. We went from light to heavy open mouthed frenching in no time and my hands got to wandering over her cute bod and she was loving it.
After feeling her up all over I finally made the hand dive to her pussy and it was moist and hot and when I touched her there she practically fell into me. So I whispered that she should come to my room. She just nodded and we walked quickly to my room.
It was an awesome couple of hours, she was beautiful nude on my bed and she had a body teen fantasies are made of, puffy fat little breasts, a plump thinly furred pussy. I went down on her with and made her cum and she returned the favor by sucking my cock unskillfully eagerly then I laid her back and slid my cock into that sweet pussy.
She was snug in a way that I had rarely felt and I had to use all my powers to hold back squirting until I had made her orgasm with me in her then I let go and came inside that cute girl as deep as I could and she actually squealed a bit when she felt me blow my sperm deep in her.
Incredibly hot.
After we spooned awhile, dozed and made love again, slower and again I came inside her.
We dozed again then she woke and said she needed to get back to her room and she dressed, kissed me and left.
I woke up a few hours latter, went out to get some coffee and kept my eyes open for her but she and her mom had already left.
One of the best mights I ever had and I was let with 2 questions:
What was her last name and was she on the pill?
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08 Jan 2011 10:48AM
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31M, decent looking (he says modestly) - just been through a messy divorce and in dire need of fun and laughter with a kinky open minded lady. Real lust for life (or just lust)...Getting like a corny dating ad now - but if any ladies want to meet or are curious drop a line. Am laid back, very open minded and have a wicked sense of humour....
Be good...Or not..
Confession! I think it would be extremely hot to be a live in house boi for a man or woman. To run around the house allday wearing nothing but my sweet little man thong mmmm the idea turns me on so much! And of course I could also fill your sexual desires too and seeing as I'm 21 ( seems kinda corny but I didn't know how else to smoothly fit my age in this lol) I could go all day and even hottervis the thought of getting my tight ass rammed! And now I'm hard hehe
calling people the motherless gestapo is corny as shit
anyone know of any fucked up websites like in those corny ass scary movies where you watch the person get tortured over line er sum sheit like that,idk post your fucked up websites...for fun of course ;)
I confess that sometimes it bothers me the way I was raised. I suppose there's nothing I can do about it since I have my own moral compass of what's right and what's wrong, but still, I can't help but to wonder the path not taken, y'know?
The reason why I think about this is because I lived a sheltered life and was raised to be a God fearing boy. As a result, I was very reserved growing up and missed out on a few good things in my life that in my heart, I wished I summoned the balls to act out on. Yeah...you can probably guess where I'm going with this.
Back during the summer before my freshman high school year, this girl was totally into me. ME of all people, like, genuinely and this wasn't just another hopeless crush or daydream fantasy. Oh, no! This babe would be all over me sometimes or at least try to be, she sent out ALL the signals that she wanted to fuck, but, because of my then Christian ways/beliefs, I had to politely decline. I was so fucking caught up in the mindset that I should 'save myself', but years later when I realized that I had the power to choose to believe in what I thought is the one truth and felt that I had been brainwashed from the very moment I was out of the womb to believe in a silent, invisible god, I began to think about my life thus far.
That girl was beautiful and as corny as this sounds, she had a run-in with a lot of bad guys that did her wrong. And she genuinely liked me because of my good heart as well as my imperfect looks. I can't stop thinking about the one that got away and even though it was my own cowardice and self-doubt that let her slip through my fingers, I can't help but to think to blame the lies I've been fed by my stupidly blinded, God devoted family since day one. I WAS BASICALLY BRED AND TRAINED TO BE PUT INTO THE FRIENDZONE. WHY GOD. WHY??? (lmfao)
Getting laid, let alone finding a girl that sees me for me is a war these days and it sucks. This isn't a call for pity. Just a frustrated 20 something needing to vent and trying to move on to live a better life. Thanks for listening. XD
P.S.: No, going gay will not solve my problems. I wasn't born gay and guys, relationship or sexual relationship wise don't give me a boner. You may or may not see some gay faves in my profile, but that's because I get fucking bored as hell sometimes and I like a variety in my porn just like I like variety in my food, movies, books, music, etc.
Normally, incest vids dont turn me on. There is one video, however, that really attracts me. It is a Red MILF production video in which a daughter seduces her father. She first sabotages her father's relationship with another woman, then blows him in his sleep. The next day she sucks him off and then lets him fuck her. It has some corny lines in it like, "I have a warm pocket that you can stick that in." This video surfaces and disappears from motherless from time to time. Can anybody link the video?
Thanks
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