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Once again an Ashley Madison contact turns out to be fake. What a shock! This person, who went by the name "Vanessa," sent me a message and we traded four or five emails over the course of a week. She sent me five pictures in all, which I'm guessing came from some random Facebook account. She told a pretty convincing story: forty years old, in the midst of a divorce, born in Scotland and brought by her parents to the States when she was still a child. The parents died in a car wreck some years back. She was a freelance makeup artist who mostly worked on movie locations and, in this particular instance, was on a shoot in Turkey but planned to be back in our home town in about a week.

Her emails were long and personal, explaining that her husband had booted her out for a younger woman and how she hadn't had much luck on A/M until I responded to her initial inquiry. She also hadn't had sex in about a year, etc. But there were a few red flags that told me, pretty much right away, that this was going to be a scam. First, she never discussed what part of the city she lived in, while also mentioning nothing that would have indicated her familiarity with the area, despite my questions along those lines. And while her vocabulary was sophisticated, she occasionally used words that weren't quite what she meant, or expressions that seemed stilted. I've been an editor for many years and have a pretty good ear for when people are writing in English but it's not their first language. That was definitely the case here. Finally, her emails got sexual fairly quickly, as if we'd skipped a few steps in the normal man/woman getting-to-know-you phase.

I was curious to see where this would lead. So even being 95 percent sure this was bogus, I went along and provided equally engaging replies, while making sure not to give away any specific personal details. With her alleged "return to town" just a couple of days away, I was ready for the hook. And sure enough ...

In her final email to me, she wove a tale of woe that was equal parts entertaining and absurd. She claimed she needed to retrieve her makeup shipment from a local source, but the supplier had raised his prices and she didn't have enough cash to make up the difference. She claimed to ask the film production company to "give her a raise" but in the same sentence insisted they would only pay her upon completion of the job. She ended her email like this:

"What hurts most is that I do not have enough money on me to sort the bill and really hate myself for what I am about to do. I am at a crossroad, can you possibly lend me some money? I will pay back once I return home."

You see what I mean by the odd syntax?

OK -- there are so many things wrong with this scenario. First, if she was only retrieving her makeup supplies now, a couple of days before leaving for home, what the fuck had she been using on the movie set up to that point? Second, who goes to some foreign location as a makeup artist without having one's supplies in hand, since you could hardly expect to find the unique items she claimed to require in some random place in Turkey. Third, what kind of company that deals in such exotic items -- she insisted this was all custom stuff -- does not also take credit cards or, conversely, who goes overseas without having the means to withdraw funds from an ATM. It's fairly certain most places in Turkey are somehow connected to the international banking system, right?

Here was my reply:

Hi Vanessa:

No.

Nice story, though. And by the way, we say "crossroads," not crossroad.

Love,
Zac

Naturally I did not receive a reply. But just to play with this person's mind a bit more without giving away too much of my game, I sent this email the following morning:

Hi Vanessa,

So -- does this mean we're NOT getting together when you "return"? That's a shame. I was looking forward to sliding my talented tongue into your sweet "Scottish" pussy. Does it taste like haggis? LOL!

Your friend,
Zac

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I confess I love the look on a girl's face when she realizes she's just become a complete, worthless slut.

A little background: I was a complete nobody in high school. Like, skinny little nerd boy, Star Wars posters on my walls nobody. I decided my senior year to join the military. That got me fit, got me confident, and put me in a few of the right places at the right time to make some good investments. Fast forward a few years and I'm out, own a company, and pull down (low) six figures.

Last year I went to my ten year reunion. Word got around about how well I was doing these days, and before long one of the girls who was a huge cunt back in the day was chatting with me over some drinks. We had a few laughs about how she made fun of me when she found out I thought she was good looking (because she was) over some drinks. As the evening wound down, she admitted she was having some financial issues. She's a waitress now, engaged to a cook at the restaurant she works at, and they were about $400 shy of paying the rent and close to getting evicted. We talked some more and I made my offer. I'd give her the $400 if she woul do something for me. She took the deal fast enough that I figured that was her goal the whole time.

We met up a few days later while her fiance was at work. I made it clear that for her to get the money, she had to do exactly anything I wanted. I think she figured I wanted a blowjob, a quick fuck and that was it. Nope. I had her strip down, got naked myself, and she started blowing me. It was okay, but not great. After a minute I grabbed her hair, and started fucking her mouth. Didn't start easy, just went straight to treating her mouth like a pussy. She fought a little, pulled back and said "What the fuck Charlie?" I slapped one of her tits, told her to shut the fuck up and take it, and went back to going to town. She kept pulling back and heaving, and I kept slapping her face or tits, telling her if she wanted that money she needed to stop being a worthless cunt, and went back at it. Every now and then I'd spit in her face, taking a cue from one of my favorite pay sites (you know the one). After about five minutes she suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom. I could hear her throwing up in there. I followed her in, stroking my cock and telling her she needed to get her mouth back on my cock or I was walking.

I could see she was considering telling me to get out, so I grabbed her hair and pushed her back to her knees. I could see she didn't want it, but opened her stupid mouth anyway. Over the next ten minutes she stopped to hurl three more times. I laughed at her, mocked her, and spit on her every time. Finally I told her her mouth wasn't good enough, and told her to bend over the sink. She thought I was going to fuck her pussy until I spit on her little ass hole. She looked up at me in the mirror and asked me not to, begged me just to fuck her pussy instead. I spit on her ass a few more times, told her to shut the fuck up, and squeezed my cock in her ass. She screamed, I grabbed her hair and made her look at her self in the mirror while I pounded her ass. She started crying pretty quickly, and I just laughed and asked if her fiance fucked her like this. If she was proud of her self, etc.

After a while I was ready to cum, pulled out and pushed her back on her knees. She closed her eyes an mouth, and tried to turn her head but I held her in place and blew a huge load on her stupid face. Then I had her open her open up and fucked her mouth a little more. She gagged probably from the thought of A2M as much as the face fuck. I stood there over her a few minutes, letting my cock get soft again while I berated her, asked her why she didn't want to taste my cum, and she kept asking to wipe it off. I spit on her again, and told her she should clean herself up. She started to get up, but I kept her down, and had her lean her head back over the tub. I stood over her and started pissing on her face and she freaked out. I pinched the stream and told her to stay the fuck still or I walk with the money. Spit on her again, finished my piss, then went and got dressed. I could hear her sobs from while I got dressed, and that got me laughing. When I walked back in, she was curled up naked on the floor, her body shaking while she cried, still glistening from her golden shower. I laughed at her, spit on her, then tossed the cash at her. Thanked her for the fun and told her I'd show my self out.

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have wanted to share this for some time....

when I was 20 I worked as an escort for about a year...I had a killer body.and needed money for student loans and didnt really have any sexual hangups..I figured why not...it turned out.to feel very empowering that my pussy was making money!

When I first started I'd basically be going through the motions, it was easy cash.
But I remember this one time often...I was called to a guys house for an hour....he was young but a good deal overweight ...I was kinda hoping the hour would pass quickly to be honest as he seemed pretty shy and awkward to boot.... He asked if he could lick me and I agreed....I got undressed, laid down and opened up my legs to expose my perfectly waxed pussy....he seemed very nervous but bent down and started at it..licking very slowly and softly at first.... as i lay there trying to act interested, something happened..I found myself not needing to ACT interested at all, it felt wrong and hot my legs felt weak...I was thinking to myself, ummm nope, this isnt happening., but it was ......he ate my pussy so good, everything was shaking within minutes, I was truly trying not to cum at one point, almost disgusted with myself, but nothing I could do would stop it. I came sooo good and hard, he could very obviously tell....and I lay there shocked.....

i started to let myself enjoy it after that night

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who doesn't love a deal on Black Friday? Ran into a couple teens in line at the food court. They were out of cash an full of bags. Amber and Bri. Both looked hot, typical teens. Tight bodies and full of self confidence. We sat to eat and I felt out the conversation. When I was sure they'd be interested I offered $40 each for some bathroom fun. Amber countered with $80 and said no sex. She didn't even let Bri say anything. $80 was steep, so we split it. 2 teens made an extra $60 each to go shopping with and I got a double bj in the "family" bathroom. No clue how old they were. Amber's dumb ass answered the phone when her mom called to check in. The dirty bitch was holding her friend's head down. She smiled as Bri got face fucked over and over. I heard Amber say something about a different store and checking out deals before she hung up. Bri was damn good but it was Amber's turn. Since Amber was so willing to hold Bri's head I thought Bri should return the favor. Bri was nicer about it at first. But soon enough Amber was the one getting a face fucking. I loved seeing Amber's eyes widen when she realized she'd be getting a mouthful. Bri held her head down and laughed at her as I drained my balls. When Bri let go, Amber was pissed and I was out another $20. Damn I love Black Friday!

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I need help guys! I wanna find some vid of Real deal with real Girl
Like bangbus or Czech street ,but i never find anything like those with real Girl,because im sure bangbus And Czech street are stagged with pornstar . Please tell me There is something like that somewhere! I fucking luv those cash things ! And dont Say "moneytalk" its pornstar Girl in those video too 😑 help me And i would be happy yo send you à gift with western union or anything else !!! Thks !!!

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Good guys?! Really ladies, you want a 'good guy' huh?! The thing is you've most likely had at least one 'good guy' in your life but YOU probably thought he was 'just a friend' or too lame, too short, didn't make enough cash or didn't dress right for you to be serious about him. . .You probably even joked with your friends about how he fawned over you like a little puppy dog. . .so now that your relationship with the cool looking, rich douchebag is over you're out here wondering where all the 'good guys' are simply because YOU chose to date an asshole!! The good guys aren't stupid. . .they see the kind of guys who get women like you so they start acting like more of an asshole themselves and VOILA. . .they start scoring pussy. . .and in a way YOUR rejection of 'good guys' is to thank for that!

There is another possibility of course. . .you don't really want a 'nice guy' but feel the social pressure to at least APPEAR to have matured beyond your infantile taste in men. . .after all, 9th grade was a long time ago ladies!! If only you were 5 years younger!

So please STOP misrepresenting what you REALLY want and own up to the fact that you've screwed yourselves over. . .it's time to excise the bullshit and deal with reality ladies. . .you didn't want a nice guy then and he certainly doesn't want you now!

But yeah, sorry that it took the absence of 'nice guys' for you to notice that you missed them or wanted one!!

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RE: GOOD GUYS
Well said.
You should see what these disillusioned cunts post on their dating profiles. I think it is a subconscious desire to never find anyone. It's like a list of everything their ex's were not. Imagine a guy putting in his dating profile - "If you wear sweat pants it's a deal breaker".
Fuck it ladies --- I will jerk off to porn rather than put up with your selective crap. It's stress free. Oh and all of you mid forty-ish bitches -- Yup, look for them dudes "30 to 40" -- so when he's tired of your old ass he puts in for a fresh one. By the time you realize what's going on, you'll be in your fifties and OOPs/ "gee, I'm not a milf anymore".
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RE: GOOD GUYS

I agree totally. I've been one of the good guys my whole life and these selfish cunts have broken my heart repeatedly. Men are far more sensitive and loyal..it is just this feminist cunt society that tries to pass them off as being so special...when they are in fact little more than life support systems for their vaginas. They have no real friendship to offer because they are self centered and unable to let go of their sense of entitlement. The only ones worth anything are the ones who will let you shove your cock down their throats on command, but afterwards you still have to deal with a fucking idiot. I too would much rather save my money and piece of mind and jerk off to porn. There is incredible shit being done to women in porn these days and I can usually bust my nut in under 5 minutes and get on to the things that matter. Every now and again I'll get a young escort and really abuse the shit out of her...and when she leaves looking baffled as to why I so completely treated her like shit..well...that is priceless :) 40 somethings and their pathetic dating profiles...so fucking stupid that they actually think they have something to offer...what a fucking joke.

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RE: GOOD GUYS
I can tell you one thing ... down south, those women know how to treat a man. As long as you don't stray, they will stay loyal, cook for you, clean ... real women. Not all of course.. they got their sweat hog low lifes too .. but for the most part, southern women rock !

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RE: GOOD GUYS
Control my life ? ... nah.
Ranting and raving --- it's the page you are reading.

Doing anything I want, whenever I want. It's great. I threw the control out years ago.
A FEW bad experiences, you say ? No ....rather, more than enough to push my patience.

Here's an idea -- all of those nifty memes you worked so hard on copy and pasting -- make up some originals. I'm a firm believer in working at something you love. Memes are def your calling.
Work at something you love and retire early, like I did. It's absolutely great (well, after I threw out the control).
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This happened in the winter of 2009.

I was in college at the time. Making money writing papers for lazy kids whose families had money. Made more a week than I do now. Had this little specimen here and her roommate as clients. Good ones too.

Sad thing was when the shit hit the fan with the economy all daddy's money stopped flowing and suddenly she had a big tab with me and no cash to pay up. Wrote her a big essay to get into her big party school in the spring too. Looked like we were going home for winter break and I had no intentions of letting her off the hook.

So I called her up to my room. Said I had her last papers for her. My own roommate had bounced for the break. Big empty room. Perfect.

Came in fresh from the shower about noon. Can still smell the shampoo. Delicious little ass in rolled meshed shorts. Pert tits. You know how it was. 19 or so, thighs smooth and everything tight. Heart beats just thinking about it.

In she comes and I have her sit at my desk and look everything over. Her final paper for the semester, worth all the points. Wave her over and she sits like usual, prissy little bitch in my chair with her duck lips to read everything over. Here's what it said:

"My name is so and so and I've been cheating in your class the whole time. Check your email to see how I've paid for all my papers. I don't know shit about biology."

I watched that prissy bitch's face go white then red.

"Come on" she said "this isn't funny"

I told her it wasn't funny not getting paid for my time. Showed her my thumb drive too. Asked her if she thought she was getting into Party U with an email to the dean showing how she didn't write her personal essay about why she should be enrolled.

She went through the whole waterworks thing. Bullshit tears and excuses.

"You had all the money a month ago" I told her. "You and your girlfriend went to Diesel and spent it. Now you owe."

She carried on in my chair, saying she would mail me a check.

Bullshit. I told her she could pay me now or never.

"Cash" I told her "Or we can take it out in trade,"

"What's that mean?" she said.

I went up to her and ran my fingers through her hair.

"You know what it means"

She knew. She it it coming upstairs. Fresh out the shower. She knew it was time to square the debt .

"Please" she said "there's some other way. What if I give you my card or something?"

Fuck that. I knew how we were going to settle up.

"How about this. Ill take what you owe me and break it up over six hours. When we reach that six hours we'll be even," I said.

"Six hours!?"

Damn right. It was a good going rate too, a little over a hundred an hour. I was going to have my fun. We had three days till the weekend and I knew that's when she was getting picked up.

"We have a deal or do I have to send this out?" I said at last.

She wiped the corners of her eyes and said we had a deal.

"Good. Clock starts now."

I took hold of those tense shoulders. Felt them stiffen up. Fuck yeah. Smelled that shampoo and knew this bitch had sold herself. She didn't say anything.

"Stand up, whore,"

Not a word from her. Just what I wanted.

She stood and I rolled the chair away, pushed her towards the wall.

"Palms flat against the wall" I said and she did it.

I took my time. She was tight everywhere. Tense. Afraid.

I went under her shirt and felt her midsection. Fit and smooth. What a fucking prize. Up or down from here? I decided to go up. Sports bra, Lycra. I took a handful. Her tits were firm.

"Take off the top. Both of them." Her face stayed to the wall.

"What if I--" she started to say but I didn't need that shit

"I said the tops go. The next word out of you trying to get out of this gets everything sent to your professors and your parents, you got that?"

That shut her right up. She took her tee off first then I watched her wiggle out of the sports bra. She tried to cover herself.

"Palms flat. Now."

She did it nice and slow. Heard her snuffle. I studied the back, the small of her back and the beautiful curve of her spine. Perfect. Like it was drawn by an artist. Didn't need an invitation, I slid those mesh shorts down past her ass and let them fall on the floor. Pink zebra print thong. The bitch knew what she was getting into.

"Now slide them off and turn around" I said.

She was a good girl. She didn't like it but she knew it was this or two more years of Shithole University.

Watch her slide then down her legs and she turned around with her hands over her pussy, looking down at the floor. Perfect little tits staring right at me. I went to her and put one hand behind her and gripped that perfect little ass.

"Now," I said "You're going to undo my jeans and see how hard you got me. You understand?"

Not a word. She used her free hand to unzip the fly. Didn't look at me at all, just went in and pinched my cock between two of her fingers. Didn't care, wasn't looking for a handjob. I pushed her against the wall and licked my fingers, pulled her free hand behind her and slid her fingers against her bare cunt. Dry. I would fix that.

No more fucking around. I was ready. I led her over to the bunk and pushed her down on it. Got a rubber out of my dresser, I wasn't stupid. I pulled her to the edge of it and feasted on her. Young, perfumed, gorgeous. And she was silent except for the snuffles.

"Now" I said "Any word out of you and it goes straight up your ass, you got me"

I couldn't wait any longer and her pussy was wet with my spit. I took her roughly, her legs up in the air and me half kneeling at the edge of the bunk. She was tight, her body was slick with sweat, mine and hers alike. My hands traced lines on her torso. I gripped her thighs and then her ass. I toyed with her, growing her closer to her anus with my fingers.

She didn't like that at all. I felt her twist and in doing so her sex gripped my cock. I was going to come and so I did, removed the condom and shot a rope, a week's worth of cum on her stomach and tits. Still one of the hardest cums of my life.

Looking down at her I smiled.

"Good," I said "That's about 30 minutes there. Only five and a half hours to go"

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I was jogging at night last week when i was abducted by aliens. there were three of them, and they were long,thing green things that spoke in an odd english accent, like they were in a harry potter film. so they wanted me to give them a dna sample because they needed some for their science experiments, to create the ultimate fighting machine to compete in the galactic thunderdome, and they needed exotic dna samples from off-shoot worlds.

so they wanted a dna sample, but i'm like fuck off, there's no way they're gonna stick any probes up my bum. so they laughed and said, no we are more considerate than that. so they open a door and in walks a naked stunning young woman wearing a smile and a hankerchief. so she kneels by my feet and undoes my zipper, and then starts to suck my cock, and the aliens are sitting on the couch and having some beers, and it's a bit uncomfortable.

i asked the aliens what the fuck, and they said that the naked woman is actually a robot designed to harvest human dna samples, they only want sperm, so they're having a few beers, and one of them starts lighting up.

hey, i said, i want a bit of that too, so the aliens gave me a beer and some weed. and it was pretty great, drinking and smoking and getting sucked off by the robot dna sampler. then i come and she sucks it all down and gets up and walks out of the door.

where is she going, I ask, i have more samples she can have, i joke with the aliens. the aliens high-5 me and say you son of a gun, you crack me up, but that's all we need, we can create a gigantic muthafucka beast warrior with your dna now. and he give me another beer, and man, those aliens sure can brew.

well now, the alien said, you did us an amazing favour, i can give you something awesome in return. cos we're bros. I can either give you a suticase full of cash, or a lightsabre, what do you want?

i tihnk hard about it, beacuse i need a suitcase full of cash, but i also need a lightsabre.tough choice bro, i said, is there any way i can get both? i wouldn't mind give you more dna samples another time if that'll sweeten the deal.

the alien looked at me amusedly, and said, you're a real bargainer, my friend, you have yourself a deal. we need some more of you dna in a years time for the next competition. we'll give you TWO sacks of cash and a lightsabre, and we'll leave you a dna sampler to use for a year. just make sure she sucks and fucks you once a day for the year, and we'll come back when it's time. and if you comply, we will gie you even more gifts.

so the door opens again, and another hot young woman walks in. the alien gets her to bend over and sticks his finger up her bum. you see here, you can change her appearnce with the switch here. the woman flickers and then turns into kate upton. or if you want, someone a bit more waifish. and she flickers again and turns into daisy ridley.

daisy ridley get up and says in her sexy english accent, now lets the force be with us. and she pushes me on teh floor and unzips my pants and fucks me again. and as we're fucking, the ship turns bright white and then a flash and daisy ridley and i are in the middle of the park in the middle of the night, stark naked.

oh crap, i said to daisy, we need to get home so we can fuck some more and count our sacks of cash.

let's go, daisy shouts and springs up and races me home.

This is a true story, and one that can happen to you too if you start running int he middle of parks at midnight.

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For the past couple of months I've been meeting with a black hooker for amazing blowjobs, it all started with every husbands complaint of after a few years of marriage the sex starts to tapper off. So one day I was super horny and put an add on Craigslist looking for an NSA blowjob, I got a reply from a young black girl who was very close to my work and could host, she claimed she wasn't a full time hooker but just down on her luck and needed some cash. We agreed on $40 for 15 minutes and I got to cum in her mouth.

It was great, so I met with her a couple more times, but at $40 bucks a pop it was adding up, so I struck a deal with her and got her down to $20 every time but I guaranteed I will meet her 5 times a week. Since then I've also managed to basically convince her to let me do anything I want to her mouth for that
15 minutes, and have even gotten her to dress up, or get naked and have been fingering her at the same time.

Since I need to fund this somehow I've stopped eating out and started bringing a bagged lunch, in return I've lost weight from eating better, my boss has noticed my production go up because I tend to only take 5 minutes for lunch plus I'm not tired in the afternoon from a big steak sandwich or something, part of that to is the fact that around lunch I start getting super horny as I email my latest request to my little cocksucker and tend to stay at my desk secretly stroking my cock in anticipation of the afternoons fun to come instead of checking out the office girls all afternoon.

Also right around 7:00 or 8:00 in the evening I start to get horny again thinking about all the dirty stuff I've been doing to this girls mouth and get in the mood, I can't go meet her again so the wife will do. We've been having sex regularly again and because I get most of my perverse cravings taken care of elsewhere I don't mind a little love making, which in turn makes her happy and makes her want to do more for me. This past weekend she surprised me by dressing up slutty and taking it in the ass, which is usually reserved for birthdays and anniversaries.

Recently I've also been conversing with my blowjob girl and have found she rather likes our agreement as she gets some guaranteed income, she knows I'm married so STD free is very important and the fact I'm a good looking guy with a nice, manicured cock makes it enjoyable for her, plus I get her little gifts here and there and am respectful of her boundaries, which quite frankly are non existent when it comes to blowjobs.

Mondays are my favourite because I'm usually having withdrawals and after a couple days of not cumming I have a big load saved up to make a mess all over my little sluts face. I've
already started stroking under my desk so that I have a big, juicy load for her, now my biggest dilemma is to decide what I want to do to her today. Her deepthroat skills are amazing and recently I've been blowing my load when I'm balls deep in her throat, and she able to swallow it without so much as wince, and absolutely no gagging, so maybe that.....

Last week was a amazing, the one day I was in the mood to have her hang her head off the edge of the bed and fuck her mouth, she obliged and I finished all over tits while fingering her. Another day I asked her to put pig tails in her nappy hair and too much makeup, again she obliged and I sprayed a huge load all over her face.
On a few occasions I had her put her tung out for me to fill with cum and then have her swallow it in one big gulp, and all with no complaints.

Friday afternoon I had her sit on the floor up against the bed, I put one leg up on the bed and fucked her mouth with instructions to let my cum dribble out of her mouth onto her tits when I finish, but this time I requested that she beg me for my cum, she was good sport and was very convincing
In her request to "fill my slutty little mouth with cum", and "let me taste that juice".

So now I'm trying to think of new scenarios to try with her, any reasonable ideas? And there is no sex, only oral........

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Sort of pissed that Amazon is going to start renting text books via the Kindle. If it takes off and I expect it will then it will take a chunk out of my bottom line. I've made a nice side business out of buying and selling used college text books. I throw up a shitload of flyers, people call or text, and off I go paying cash. Guys always try to haggle or intimidate or outsmart... chicks always either flirt or go for the sob story. Doesn't matter what they say, I'm not paying what they paid for the book, not even close. If the price goes up, I threaten to walk, and if it stays there I move on to someone else.

I met a chick in the Student Union building. She fed me some sob story about how she was leaving for Kansas. Usual BS about how my state was too crowded and too expensive. I think she said she failed because of problems back home, I don't remember since I was staring at her rack. After the nice bullshit we get down to the pricing. She claimed she needed $450 for her books. I knew I could probably sell them for $500 but my time is worth more then a $50 profit. I offer $200, total lowball. She says she might be able to pull $400 but she'd need the cash now because she was driving home that night. Again not worth my time. I offer $250 and when she goes back to $400 I politely explain it won't happen and I'm willing to walk away. I get more sob story about how she needs the cash, and how she doesn't have time to sell the books. When I go to get up she grabs my hand asking if we can move to the library to talk more. I've been there 15 minutes, I'm parked in an hour zone so I tell her I have about 10 minutes to work a deal.

Libraries as a rule are always crowded, but the basement level where they keep the old books is always quiet and usually empty. I didn't want to seem creepy suggesting we go down there so I keep quiet and just carry her books. Surprisingly she heads for the stairs and down we go. After a few turns we find a quiet spot and it's back to the $400. Again not going to happen and if she says it again she can carry her own fucking books back. $250, total lowball but if she wants a sale I want a profit. She's fidgeting and a bit nervous as she tosses out $350, now we're getting somewhere. I'm still holding out on $250 when she nervously says she'll give me the books and blow me for $350. I counter for $300 and she laughs. With a quick motion she lifts bra and shirt just to prove a point. As a huge DD rack bounces out I hear $350.

You could tell she was nervous. She kept saying she'd never done anything like this before and wasn't sure if she could go through with it. She told me to lean against a shelf and gently dropped to her knees. I kept a lookout as I felt my pants being unzipped. Gentle kisses on my boxers and then cool air as she unbuttoned those as well. Looking down at her as she alternated between stroking and sucking was absolutely amazing. The more she worked it the bolder she became. Taking a hint I started to hold her head, gently at first, then harder. Soon I had her moaning, I was practically fucking her mouth. I'm pretty sure she would have swallowed my load, but I wasn't going to waste it. After a few rough thrusts I purposely made her gag. When she pulled it out I smiled and gave a couple strokes. I watched her eyes widen, she knew what was coming. The first load hit her in the chin and started dripping on her rack. The next two loads went all over her face. One went up the side of her nose and got part of her hair. Her left eye was pretty much glued shut. She cursed and I had to fight back a laugh as the final load drained down her open mouth.

She needed something to wipe her face off and it took a few moments before she realized I'd handed her the front of her shirt. By that time she'd wiped off her face and left a good sized stain on her shirt. She tried to wear her shirt inside out but it didn't matter. It looked like she spilled something on her rack. When she walked out most people would probably guess water, not knowing she'd just taken a load to the face. I gave her the $350 and carried my new books out. She's happy since she has cash. I'm smiling for obvious reasons. She gets quite a few stares as we leave the library and walk the campus back to the Student Union. She thought they were staring at her shirt. I probably should have told her she still had most of my load in her hair.

In case anyone is wondering, I split the books up and sold them for $475. In the end a few people paid me to get sucked off, blow a load on a college chick, and humiliate her by parading her around campus with my cum in her hair!

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When I was young my sister and I used to play around and read dad's porno magazines when mum and dad would leave us alone. When we got the internet it turned into, porn, chatrooms and truth or dare. Our truth and dares were based mostly on the new sorts of strange porn we encountered. A couple of times we even messed around with our kanine up until my sister found out it was all wrong and she started feeling ashamed and we stopped messing around.
I still liked it and liked it even more that it was wrong. So I used to spy on her and touch her while she was asleep or passed out.
Years later when I was 18 had a girlfriend who loved fucking but we didn't get any kinkier than letting people watch. I got her pregnant and we had a daughter but got kicked out of our flat, and had to all move into my parents house. While living there we ended up with a lot more spare cash, so we started experimenting with drugs and that lowered our inhibitions and boosted our sex drive. We started leaking out secrets and secret desires to each other while finding new ones while searching the net.
My gf had told me once before that her uncle had got drunk and did something with her that she was embarrassed to tell me. One night we decided we were comfortable enough to play hardcore no excuses truth or dare. I asked her to tell me about it and she admitted that she had got naked for him and jacked him off, and that she enjoyed it. That turned me on so I told her about my sister and she thought that was awesome because she had originally lost her virginity to her younger brother and ever since liked the idea of incest. After that there was no holds barred and she wanted to see me mess around with my sister. We planned it out and drugged my sis and she directed me in what she wanted to see me do. We did this three times before we moved out.
While living in our own house we moved on to other species and made a few home movies. Her brother needed a place to stay and I got him a job, and while we weren't there he was stealing our porn and we would find it in his room. That turned my gf on thinking he was wanking over her, so she got drunk and pretended to pass out on the couch while watching porn and fingering herself. When he got him he tested to see if she would wake up and started eating her out. She woke up and told him not to stop until she comes again. She then told him to get it out and she would return the favour if he would eat her again. She sucked him off til she was so horny she told hIm to just put it in. They were fucking when I got home, he freaked out but got back into her as soon as I said it was awesome. After he came on her I had a shot and we all slept in the same bed.
After that my gf made a deal with us that if her brother wanted to be able to fuck her and wanted to be able to have anything to do with it, we both had to agree that she was incharge and we couldn't refuse her instruction. She basically wanted to have a proper threesome whenever we all fucked. We all slept in one bed trying everything qe could think of for 6 months until we moved. Now we still try and do whatever taboos are available but have mostly been trying to do more different species.

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I used to date a submissive nymphomaniac. After about year of just her and I fucking we sat down and had a discussion wherein she told me that she wanted to be owned by me and that anything I asked her to do sexually she'd do without question or hesitation. This led to some awesome times, naturally, and also led to me "renting" her out on occasion as she was really into that. This is a confession about one time I did so.

As time went on her younger brother was coming up on graduating from high school. He was a good looking kid but still not quite a man yet. He'd had some sexual adventures with girls from his school but hadn't yet closed the deal with full-on sex. He knew a good amount of the sex life between his sister and I but not the full extent. He knew that I let other guys use her but not that they sometimes paid.

He asked her if I could setup a graduation party for him and some of his guy friends (all legal age) where a chick would be available for them to have fun with. I went and talked to him, told him I could get one but she'd have to be paid per act; $5 for a blowjob, $10 for her pussy and $20 for her ass. $40 and a group discount would apply where up to three of them could use her at once, since it was a graduation party and I was feeling generous. He told me he'd talk to his friends and let me know.

During the week I waited for him to get back to me I talked to the nympho. I told her what the plans were and she was happy that her brother and his friends were going to get to experience it. I told her that she would too as she was the chick I was offering but her brother didn't know that yet. She was quiet for a moment, then we had this exchange:

Her: "So, I'd have to fuck my own brother?"
Me: "Yes."
Her: *thinking pause* "Okay."
Me: "I'd be watching everything, as usual."
Her: "Awesome."

The next day her brother called with a counteroffer: him and his friends wanted to go raw on the chick and would be willing to pay extra. I told him to slip me an extra $100 for the night and all would be good. He agreed and I went about setting up the party.

Months passed and the party time came up. We lived in a country area so I set it up as a bonfire type party in the middle of a field where no one would bother us. It was June, graduation has passed a week prior and the night was clear and warm. I had gotten the requisite refreshments, setup the area and made sure there was a clearing for the fucking that was private enough so people would be able to perform.

The first two hours were full of bullshitting, eating, drinking... the usual. We were all waiting for the sun to start setting before they took turns on the nympho. When dusk finally started coming she said she was going to check on the girl and get her ready, walking away from the party to the clearing that'd been setup.

As she was over there getting ready I collected money from the guys. They had brought extra and said they all wanted at least one turn alone then those who felt like it could gang the chick, all raw of course. I told them that I'd be watching to make sure nothing got out of hand, and that no one was to come back there until they were summoned. They agreed then started trying to decide who should go first when I told them that the brother would, seeing as how it was his party. They agreed.

I pulled out a blindfold and told the brother to put it on, that the chick would take it off when the time was right. He asked if everyone had to do this, I told him no, because he was the one throwing the bash he was the one to get the surprise. He smiled, joked with his friends, and put the blindfold on. As I led him to the clearing his friends cheered him on.

When we got to the clearing the nympho was naked and waiting. When she saw her brother was first she smiled large. I put a finger to my lips to tell her to be quiet as I talked to her brother. I told him that she'd take care of him, all he had to do was say what he wanted her to do and she'd do it. I also reminded him that she'd take the blindfold off when it was time and to not take it off before she did or told him to.

I told him to strip and he did, making sure the blindfold stayed on as he pulled his shirt off. I told him to tell the whore what he wanted, he said he wanted to start with head. His sister grabbed his hardening cock, stroked it a few times, licked it, then proceeded to suck him ravenously. After a minute or two she placed his hands on her head but he just laid them there.

"Fuck her face, dude. You don't have to ask permission for that," I told him. He grabbed her hair and proceeded to do so. After a few minutes of abusing her throat he said he wanted to fuck her doggystyle. She pulled off his cock, wiped the mass amount of saliva from her face and got on her hands and knees. I told him to get on his knees and she'd guide him. He did and she did, he let out a happy gasp as he entered his sister's pussy from behind.

She ground back on him, moaning, until he finally got the hint and grabbed her hips. He started fucking her with gusto. He reached around clumsily and played with her DD cup tits, squeezing and pulling on them. He started yelling that he was going to cum and between moans she told him to take off the blindfold. He did and saw the backside of his sister but no recognition. He looked her over as his last thrusts were coming and smiled, the kind of smile that said he liked what I'd brought him and his friends to fuck.

He grabbed her hair, pulled her head back and slapped the side of her face hard a few times, then shot his load inside of her. He kept pumping until his whole load was out of him and inside of her. He fell to the earth trying to catch his breath as she turned around and cleaned his cock of any remaining fluids. When she finished she got up on her knees, wiped her mouth, and said "That was fucking awesome. I should've tried fucking you a long time ago."

He finally saw her face and realized he'd just fucked his sister. Shock was the emotion across his features. He looked to her, to me, back and forth, unable to form words. I spoke.

"You said you wanted a whore for you and your friends to fuck. Well, the only whore I know is your sister and she's a great fuck. From the way you were fucking her I can tell you agree."

He looked back to her, shock still on his face. She smiled and said, "Seriously, you can fuck me anytime. For someone without much experience you're pretty good."

He was still silent.

"And in case you're wondering about the whore thing? Yeah, I'm a whore and a slut. I'll fuck anything and anyone, most of the time for free but the extra cash never hurts." She leaned down and kissed him on the mouth, a little tongue added.

I walked over and talked to him. "So now you know that your sister is a whore and a slut. You get the extra bonus of being able to fuck her anytime you want for free, in anyway you want...all you gotta do is ask. Now, your friends out there are waiting their turns with her and we also have the gangbang to get to."

"Gangbang?" she asked.

"Surprise," I replied. She smiled. "Now," I said, returning to the brother, "you can either freak out or count yourself as one the luckiest bastards on earth that you get to fuck something as hot and willing as this. What's it gonna be?"

He looked at the ground for a moment then up to his sister. "You're okay with this? I mean, I've jerked off about you, even saw some of the tapes you had made with him, but never thought it would happen and always felt guilty about it."

She laughed. "We've lived in the same house for most of our lives. I've heard you jacking off, watched you jacking off when you didn't know, and I knew you'd gotten into the tapes. You're not as clever as you think you are, little brother. But this? I love this. I live for this. This is who I am. I love to get fucked by anyone anywhere anytime. He knows this and is more than happy to help with it."

"You were awesome to fuck," he said, a smile coming to his face. "Okay, I'm in...BUT I get first dibs on fucking your ass during the gangbang."

"Deal," she replied.

He got up, got dressed, and looked at me. "Shit, I just thought of something. All my friends are going to know I fucked my sister!"

"Don't worry about it, dude," I said, "they're not going to give you shit about it. By now, they're probably completely smashed so I'd be shocked if they even remember who they fucked, let alone you. If they do they'll probably just ask if they can do it again. Most people are perverts of the highest order. Now go send the next one back."

He left and about two minutes later the next one came into the clearing. I told him to tell her what he wanted to do, he said oral and anal, and they proceeded to fuck. He blew his load in her ass and went to send the next one.

By midnight she had fucked all of those gathered, around a dozen total. She was filled and covered with loads, had all of her holes abused and was smacked around quite a bit. A few had to take a leak and she had them piss in her mouth instead of breaking the sexual acts. As the last one left the clearing I told him to give us about fifteen minutes to give her a break and I come get them for the gangbang. Soon as he was out of the clearing I took my turn, brutalizing her ass; smacking, punching and choking her for being a worthless whore, and added my cum to that already in her. She thanked me and said she was ready to take on the lot of them.

I went and got those who were willing to take part, which was the majority, and brought them to the clearing. As they stood in front of her, all naked now, she told them "my brother gets to fuck my ass first because I promised." Her brother looked around but nobody said anything. She proceeded to suck him and two random friends of his. After a few minutes she laid one on the ground and mounted him, grabbed another by the cock and started sucking him, and spread her ass for her brother. He entered and started pounding away. The gangbang had started and wouldn't end until around 3am.

By the time many had gotten their fill they started leaving, thanking the brother and myself for an awesome time. Many told the brother he had the most awesome sister ever. As the last one left she was laying on the ground, tired and covered in spit and cum, but happy. I walked over and told her to open her mouth.

She did so lazily and I gave her a swift kick in the side, telling her wider. She obeyed and I emptied my bladder in her mouth. Her brother asked why I'd kicked her and I told him that she loved it, that it was part of her enjoyment of the whole thing. After I zipped up and she made her last swallow of my piss she told him she did love it and that he could beat her too. He looked at me, I shrugged, and he looked back at her.

"Punish me," she said.

He got on top of her and started smacking her face. It was a light slap, that of a person who'd never done it before. I told him to hit her harder. He did. This repeated until he was slapping her hard enough for her to enjoy it. Eventually he moved on to using his fists, punching her in the face then the body. When he'd gotten his fill of punishing her he stood up with a raging hard-on. I went over, kicked her in the cunt and she screamed. He looked at me, I told him to fuck her again. He didn't hesitate this time and pounded her pussy until he tired out, tears streaming from her face and cries coming from her throat.

As he got dressed I told her to thank him. She sobbingly thanked him for raping her, telling him he could rape her again anytime. He thanked me and left.

I went over to her and asked if she was okay. She grunted a yes. I asked if she had a good time and again she grunted yes. I helped her up and to the car and took her home.

Her & I stayed together for a few more years. Every now and again we'll see each other and fuck like the old days. Her and her brother still fuck and he shares her like I used to.

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