I so want to fuck my mother in law shes 70 but god she has a gorgeous figure, im doing everything to get in her knickers, she hasnt had sex for 17 years and i know she is quite easily got randy. I sit next to her close as i can get showing her how her phone works, i touch her legs and slide my hand up her thigh, she goes a little silly and giggles but i dare not go any further. I have touched her tits many many times in unconscious ways...well on her part i plan every one...i have exposed to her cum in her food and pissed in her coffee, she has sat and stared at me naked i know i filmed it...but she wont touch. She'll touch my cock when i hold a book or something she points at she rubs my cock then accidenty...just wish she surrender to me....please i want you.

Any sensible ideas....even drugging if it works...she doesnt drink either bummer.

So I'm rather enthusiastic at making comments on images, every few days logging in to enjoy the new uploads & dish out my two cents on them. I get pretty detailed & creative, however never going to the super degrading/death/gore/torture related comments & the like, as I don't even personally find those appealing. I do have a decent amount of uploads myself but I enjoy commenting more on others than showcasing my own content.

So earlier today I was on & made around 6-7 new comments to some of today's popular images....
I've just logged in again tonight & have noticed ALL COMMENTS that I have ever made o this site have been deleted.

None from today, last week, last month, last year, & so on.

They are all gone & I've even got some pm's from members asking as to what happened to my comments on their uploads. Is this some sort of bug? Because the only evidence that remains of some of my comments is in my shoutbox (& those are just today's comments that I made), despite they actually are no long exist on any actual image upload chat box.

Rather a big bummer really because of the thought/creativity that I generally put into my comments.
So yeah does anyone have a clue? Thanks.

Such a bummer in Utah finding fun girls here. I admit to wanting to find some younger girls for fun and games, and confess i really like licking bald pussy.
Any girls want to meet so we can have some stories to co-write on the confessions board.
xeriseeds on yaH00

On Saturday night I made it with the funky emo chick who lives in the garage across the alley, and now I think I have flesh-eating bacteria in my penis. Mondays are always a bummer.

Model Lili is pregos..bummer

ever notice how hard it is to find a girl who likes to be fisted. bummer!

Jerking it to this hot thing right now. I’m pissed I couldn’t find any dirty panties in her laundry hamper. She had some sexy cleans one but clean ones just don’t cut it for me. Real fuckin bummer

My Ex from 15 years Ago.

Keep in mind most pictures 15 years and older are from a time where digital camera where just coming out.... so I don't have any real good sex photos. Bummer. (one of the things I wish I did was take more photos of this ho).

I was young she was young. We are around 25 in this picture:



She was a short BBW and I was a tall, Buff to the hilt guy who worked on a farm to pay for college. I would take my shirt off while picking up hay and I could feel the older ladies eyes burning a hole through me. (ah to be young again).

she loved to be seen in public with me and I choose her because she loved to fuck. She was so small compared to me. It was fun ramming my 8" in her chubby bottom. She knew I was out of her league, and she made up for it by using her ass as my cum receptacle.

so short, sweet and plump. But don't be fooled. She loved to fuck.. and I have been with many women since her and am married with 3 kids now, so Ive been around and I have never met a woman who liked anal or would like to fuck around as much as this one. She is also the only girl I have ever had group sex with. And Ive asked the women I have been with... but none where into it. But this one... My friends and I would constantly tear that pussy up... and she truly loved it.

sticking her tits out:

Did I mention she is a horse person? She told me secretly that she wanted to be plowed by a stallion.. and she had a little bestiality in her although we never made it happen.

We had a dog that she insisted on not getting neutered. Honestly, looking back.... I think she was letting the dog ride her. I walked in a few times where the dog had a huge wet erection... and she was conveniently getting dressed.

She was a lot of fun and I literally would fuck her ass raw.

She would get wet real fast. none of this 30 minute warm up that I have to do now. More like 30 seconds and I could slam her with long hard, deep, strokes. She loved it.She loved to put here head in my huge chest and just take it.

Ultimately our marriage did not last. Sex was great right up to the end.. but that was the only thing we had in common.

I was very physical back then and did a lot of hiking. I loved it when she came along. She was not that great when you has to travel a distance, but she was great in the tent at night.

looking back at these pictures she even looks unhappy and the only time she was happy was when I was plugging her.

This show our size difference well... and that's my cock bulge in my pants. She loved to ride it, suck it, take it in her ass....

Ultimately.... she was very short and plump which did not make for a great outdoors type person. I started going to the gym more.. and being away from home alot. She never wanted to join me.... she went to the bar with "friends" more.. and well it just did not work.

This picture sums it up:

Thats her mother on the left. and a friend of mine on the right... who helped me fuck her good and hard the night before.
We were on a long hike and you can tell she has had it... not sure why I took the picture. Hwe mother knew we had wild sex and in smart little remarks.. would basic encourage her daughter to fuck the crap out of me while she could.

She was a fun ride... not sure whats she is doing now. Think she is remarried, but I only dwell on the good sex as I am much happier now.

So lets see your ex now that I told about mine.

I CONFESS THAT I AM A PURPLE AND TORQOISE OVEN MITT MADE OF GREEN BACON.
ALSO I AM HIGH AND MY CAPS LOCK IS BROCKEN SO BUMMER

I've completely lost my best and only friend. We don't talk about anything anymore. All he does is send me porn links and try to get me to swing with his wife. And also talk about how hot my wife is. It fucking sucks for a number of reasons...

The fact that I have no friends except this pervert is a real bummer. Hell i'm on the biggest piece of shit website known to mankind talking about this! I have no idea how to make new friends though. Being married with kids isn't all that is it cracked up to be sometimes. Only time I see other dudes is at school when I take my kids there. They are all older and way too stuck up around here. Fuckers.

Secondly, I don't even want to do his wife. She isn't attractive in the least bit. He's the one that married her, so he should be happy with her and deal with all that himself.

Thirdly, i'm getting sick of him talking about how special my wife is and shit. What the fuck. What kind of so called friend constantly covets another mans wife. To her husband no less!

Anyway, he's a piece of gutter shit and so aren't the rest of you for reading this!

Um...why is it the only time the chat works is when i haven't got time to chat anyway? It will work randomly, but whenever i really want to chat...no such luck. Big Bummer