Labron James sucked Warrior cock.

Since the keyboard warriors ruined the last one, does anyone have any pics or vids of this girl?

Amerricans,

Our great holly warrior with help of great prophet Muhammad have send rotten Amerrican economy to hell. The great mooselimbs will take you country, and make into big camp for training holly warriors, while we rape your ugly pigfaced women. with help of great prophet we put all Jews and nigger into workcamp and kill eachother...and make souvenir from dead Jew and nigger skin.

Does anyone else think this is Suri from Amazon Warriors. Her face body and tattoo are almost identical.

What would happen if gun nuts grouped together to invade canada and ended up winning against canada and taking over the governement and causing the canadian prime minister to surrender unconditionally to the united states? The p******** would have no choice but to sign off on the deal and give the canadian peoples a colonial status citizenship or even as slaves. all those would lead the charge against the canadians would have first rights to all the good properties and lands and all the sexiest women would be theirs as well.

what would happen then?

i forsee something like the old south would develop in the north, with giant maple syrup plantations in the east, giant wheat and bison ranches int he middle, and giant call=centres in the east, plus fishing and timber. all the canadians would be the new niggers in those lands, probably branded with a big maple leap brand on their foreheads, and forced to work as slaves for the upper class, which would be the heroes of america who led the invasion of the peaceable nation of the north.

in a few generations, those upper class amaerican conquerors would have bred a race of warrior-overlords who would be fit, fierce, know how to use a gun, and completely white. they would look at their soft, degenerate cousins to the south (the nigger-lovign americans) and launching a second invasion to free their white cousins from the perfumed bower of the lesser races of immigrants who have destoryed the great white race of American man.

I bet that soft america would not resist, because the toughest mofos would be in agreement with the invaders and take up sides with the conquerors, and they would recognise their kinfolk amongst them. also they would be turned on by the prospect of plunder and soft young pussy that would flow from the new world order. manys the man who would join an uprising in their native countries if given the promise of money, power and soft young pussy.

but then, once these sons of freedom and liberty and white mans power have won the canadian peoples and the american peoples, what then? would they resume the isolationist policies of the 1800s or would they spread their infectious war against the whole world and make the world again into a haven for the whites and the trigger happy?

Ever hear about an old movie called The Naked Prey? In the film, a white hunter is pursued by an army of tribal warriors. I'd love to see that movie remade, but instead of black males pursuing the white guy, I'd like the pursuers to be a group of women, preferably black, either nude or merely topless. The action would take place outdoors, and the hunter would eliminate the girls one or two at a time, strangling some, drowning others. Are there any films like that?

Windshield Warrior!

I just had sex with every American, Canadian, and British college woman in the world!

They are all now pregnant by me!

Masked Chong!

There children will become North Korea warriors!

And take over the world!

I had my first positive std test two weeks ago. While it was nothing more than gonorrhoea, and I treated it to save my nice underwear (I don’t buy cheap undies), I enjoyed it so much! Yeah, I know you disapprove. See my profile. I don’t fucking care.

Fellow freaks who are into this: don’t be shy, and keep being you.

Haters: have fun turning into a keyboard warrior because someone has a kink you disapprove of.

She thought she was a powerful warrior, but it turns out she's just a sex toy like the rest.....

I was jogging at night last week when i was abducted by aliens. there were three of them, and they were long,thing green things that spoke in an odd english accent, like they were in a harry potter film. so they wanted me to give them a dna sample because they needed some for their science experiments, to create the ultimate fighting machine to compete in the galactic thunderdome, and they needed exotic dna samples from off-shoot worlds.

so they wanted a dna sample, but i'm like fuck off, there's no way they're gonna stick any probes up my bum. so they laughed and said, no we are more considerate than that. so they open a door and in walks a naked stunning young woman wearing a smile and a hankerchief. so she kneels by my feet and undoes my zipper, and then starts to suck my cock, and the aliens are sitting on the couch and having some beers, and it's a bit uncomfortable.

i asked the aliens what the fuck, and they said that the naked woman is actually a robot designed to harvest human dna samples, they only want sperm, so they're having a few beers, and one of them starts lighting up.

hey, i said, i want a bit of that too, so the aliens gave me a beer and some weed. and it was pretty great, drinking and smoking and getting sucked off by the robot dna sampler. then i come and she sucks it all down and gets up and walks out of the door.

where is she going, I ask, i have more samples she can have, i joke with the aliens. the aliens high-5 me and say you son of a gun, you crack me up, but that's all we need, we can create a gigantic muthafucka beast warrior with your dna now. and he give me another beer, and man, those aliens sure can brew.

well now, the alien said, you did us an amazing favour, i can give you something awesome in return. cos we're bros. I can either give you a suticase full of cash, or a lightsabre, what do you want?

i tihnk hard about it, beacuse i need a suitcase full of cash, but i also need a lightsabre.tough choice bro, i said, is there any way i can get both? i wouldn't mind give you more dna samples another time if that'll sweeten the deal.

the alien looked at me amusedly, and said, you're a real bargainer, my friend, you have yourself a deal. we need some more of you dna in a years time for the next competition. we'll give you TWO sacks of cash and a lightsabre, and we'll leave you a dna sampler to use for a year. just make sure she sucks and fucks you once a day for the year, and we'll come back when it's time. and if you comply, we will gie you even more gifts.

so the door opens again, and another hot young woman walks in. the alien gets her to bend over and sticks his finger up her bum. you see here, you can change her appearnce with the switch here. the woman flickers and then turns into kate upton. or if you want, someone a bit more waifish. and she flickers again and turns into daisy ridley.

daisy ridley get up and says in her sexy english accent, now lets the force be with us. and she pushes me on teh floor and unzips my pants and fucks me again. and as we're fucking, the ship turns bright white and then a flash and daisy ridley and i are in the middle of the park in the middle of the night, stark naked.

oh crap, i said to daisy, we need to get home so we can fuck some more and count our sacks of cash.

let's go, daisy shouts and springs up and races me home.

This is a true story, and one that can happen to you too if you start running int he middle of parks at midnight.

Why? Just why do we see normal pics. A little sexy pic.Full blown pics of whores but in a normal aspect ratio. But sissies, HERE'S MY ASSHOLE UP CLOSE AND BLOWN UP. LOOK! LOOK AT IT! THIS SUPER IN YOUR FACE ASSHOLE AND BALLS PIC! LOOK AT IT WHILE I SPAM IT EVERY HOUR!

Masks. The new version of hiding behind a screen for the social anxiety ridden or keyboard warrior types. Gotta love those ppl pushing for mask wearing indefinitely.

Don't wear a mask, get the virus. Wear a mask, get the virus. Don't get a vaccine, get the virus. Get a vaccine, get the virus. Wear 3 masks, get the virus. Don't get a vaccine, spread the virus. Get a vaccine, spread the virus. Don't get the vaccine, possibly die. Get the vaccine, possibly die. It seems as the only thing that is absolutely known, is that in the last year and almost half, no matter what one does the virus still spread worlwide, anyone can get or transmit it and us sheep have inhaled a lifetimes worth of carbon dioxide,

But hey, at least government's managed to bankrupt hundreds of thousands of people, permanently close small businesses and ruined people's lives right?! What was that? In 2019 around 1.2 million people died of either cancer or heart disease in the US alone. Better close all fast food joints and mandate only organic, non gmo foods can be grown, sold and purchased so we can buy us a head of lettuce for $25 while we're all out looking for jobs that will bank us a measly $200 a week. Woohoo. What? All you care about is saving lives and public health? No way. So, the over 400,000 humans that die every single year from smoking...we shouldn't talk about them either? I don't see anyone rushing to ruin economies around the world to save all those poor lives they care about so much.

We, the sheeple, do solemnly swear to herby obey and believe anything you tell us regardless if it's different every other week. Maybe I'm just the only crazy person. I just keep replaying the scene from that 1984 movie in my head. You know, the part where the dude is on a table, hooked up to electrodes, refusing to agree that the guy standing over him is holding up 5 fingers or whatever when he was only holding up 4. Just shocking him over and over until he finally only saw 5. Reality is whatever we say it is to make a long story short about the scene. Expert A. with an amazing pedigree, published works, testimonies, patents, decades of experience in the subject of the days topic. Lands on one side of the subject. "Expert B". Exact same pedigree and actual hands on expertise lands on the opposite side of the subject. Whoever is in power hails the particular expert that lands on their side of the subject and dehumanized and discredits the other expert. Who is in fact, an expert. It just didnt fit the current narrative. Anti-vaxxer?Nope. I have every vaccine ever put out. Anti-stupidy, anti-whateverthefuckishappening, pro-humanity? Yep, all day long.

It's the weekend, when all the pedo warriors "CUM OUT TO PLAY"!!

1. Troubles - Master assassin and professional thief. Never turn your back on him.
2. Dirk - Iron jaw and fastest hands on the planet. He will fuck you up.
3. Hordor - Super human strength. His whole vocabulary consists of one word, "Hordor".
4. Tina the Telepath - Moves objects just by thinking about it.
5. Skeptical Sue - It is believed she can see into the souls of men and discern motives.
6. William - Philosopher, poet, warrior....also gay.
7. Radical Larry - This guy is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground

The Ultimate Warrior just died. I think his daily intake of steroids and cocaine finally caught up to him...

Final Fantasy is a popular series of role-playing games produced by Square Enix (originally Square). It may be the most widely distributed game series of all time, including both standard console games and portable games, two massively multiplayer online role-playing games, games for mobile phones, two CGI films (one being original, the other being being a sequel to Final Fantasy VII), and two anime series. The first installment of the series premiered in Japan in 1987. Square designer Hironobu Sakaguchi began working on an ambitious new fantasy role playing game for the cartridge-based Famicom, inspired in part by Enix's popular Dragon Quest (originally known in the United States as Dragon Warrior). Recognizing that the project could very well turn out to be Square's last game, the project was titled *Final* Fantasy. Far from being Square's last installment, however, Final Fantasy reversed Square's lagging fortunes, and became Square's flagship franchise. Sakaguchi is quoted saying "I thought of retiring from the game industry and I created Final Fantasy as my final project. That's why the title includes the word 'final' but for me, the title 'Final Fantasy' reflects my emotional state at the time and the feeling that time had stopped."

been hittin on dana warrior

Americans,

Me great mooselimb holly warrior. With help of Allah, I have send my holly warrior to kill you devilspawn at school. Mission very successful and many people kill by our martyr. Americca very good. We go to shop buy weapon and kill people in school. We now make school into Koran school for mooselimbs.

It is my duty to report that a meteor has struck and killed all the Social Justice Warriors. Starbucks is reporting a massive drop in profits, and Tumblr a drop in traffic.

i am a man who likes to swing on vines like tarzan. oft times i will go deep into the congo and pretend to be the king of the jungle, the white ape. and i use my millions of dollars (i got rich betting on steph curry and the golden state warriors) to hire a bunch of africans to be my tribespeople, and i speak broken english to them and they treat me like a king. and i get a big ego stroke out of it.

A post dedicated to "Not-Assuming-Your-Gender Downvote Person"

First off, I would like to congratulate you on managing to live in your mom's basement to the age of 27. May your days of free Cheetos and Hot Pockets last a long time, and may your pasty white skin never know the prison that the rest of us call pants.

While the rest of us come here in search of really good porn to fap to, You Sir-or-Madame are a social justice warrior; refusing to stand down until we are all turned on by passable transvestites and scat so that you don't have to be alone and can actually be "the norm". Granted, I do not have a genetic predisposition to be entertained by such things, but I respect that you were born that way and have a lot of anger due to not being accepted as a midget transvestite unicorn wannabe, or whatever you identify as. (I know it's not because of Hillary because you were -1ing my stuff even before the election.)

Anyway... in this moment of "trolling the troll" (and I don't mean that in a mean way), I'd like to invite you to voice your reasons for giving every heterosexual, non-scat, "I'm just looking for a stripper video" post your stamp-of-disapproval. Maybe, just MAYBE we can understand you and find common ground in this mixed world of sexual preferences that would be sexist and racist of you to condemn and go against your own ideals of "equality for all" social justice.

Consider this a "Safe Space" where all opinions are valued, and we can find common ground.

Have a splendiferous day and I hope to hear from you soon. :)