WTF is up with all the misogynist, racist, right-wing FUCKTARDS on ML? Here's a hint from a chick guys, maybe, if you weren't such reactionary FUCKTARDS women might like you and you MIGHT get laid...it's something to consider...I know I would no more fuck a man who espoused such vitriolic crap then I'd fuck Newt Gingrich, oh wait, that was redundant...ok then I'd fuck a rotting, pustulent corpse...fuck, redundant AGAIN

Rick Santorum wants War on Porn

Published: 17 March, 2012,

John Macdougall US Election 2012

Land of the free and home of the brave, indeed — but if Rick Santorum has his way, America will soon have another assertion to stand by. The GOP hopeful is running for p******** and, if he wins, he’s pursuing an end to pornography in the US.

If Rick Santorum wins the race to the White House, the senator from Pennsylvania will inherit, among other things, a nasty operation in Afghanistan. Santorum is capable of starting battles on his own, though, and his first order of business might be another war. It won't be in Iran, however, as Santorum is instead eying up the possibility of a war here at home. The insurgents will be adult film actors, actresses and producers who will be persecuted for their role in pornography, something Santorum says is causing the collapse of America.

Republican Party p********ial hopeful Rick Santorum let his supporters know that he is indeed the true conservative option, not even taking into account just his political positions. Sexually speaking, Santorum is the clear conservative choice now after saying that morality in America is going down the drain and the reason is, naturally, porno. Santorum updated his campaign website this week and among the addendums is a not-so arousing rant about the dangers of pornography, its wrath on America and what p******** Rick will do to make porn a thing of the past.

“America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography” insists Santorum, who cites “a wealth of research” that can now reveal what he no doubt knew all along: that porn can be poisonous to society. According to the former Pennsylvania Senator, modern studies suggest that pornography can cause “profound brain changes in both children and adults,” and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Also on the rise due to porn, suggests Santorum, are divorces, violent acts against women and the rise of prostitution.

To curb these societal scars, of course, the answer is obvious. Pornography must be abolished and Rick Santorum is the man for the job.

“I am concerned about the widespread distribution of illegal obscene pornography and its profound effects on our culture,” says Senator Santorum. “For many decades, the American public has actively petitioned the United States Congress for laws prohibiting distribution of hard-core adult pornography. Congress has responded.Current federal ‘obscenity’ laws prohibit distribution of hardcore (obscene) pornography on the Internet, on cable/satellite TV, on hotel/motel TV, in retail shops and through the mail or by common carrier. Rick Santorum believes that federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced.”

That’s where Rick wants you to know he’s your guy (if you also despite naked people). “If elected p********, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so,” he says, suggesting a Santorum administration will be one dead-set on sending all those penises and vaginas back to wherever it is they came from. Going by the anti-evolution ethos subscribed by the senator then, some omnipotent intelligent designer must have been asleep at the wheel when he gave man a video camera and a San Fernando Valley studio space.

Santorum charges that not only has the current White House done nothing to address this porno pandemic, but, in his words, “the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families.” That will change under p******** Santorum, he insists, relaying that he proudly supports the War on Illegal Pornography Coalition and that, with the help of several Christian think-tanks listen on his website, they will prevail to make porn a thing of the past.

For RT’s Republican readers, we aren’t endorsing any candidate over another, but we do recommend our right-wing audience research how each candidate in the GOP pool has played the porn card to vie for the party’s nomination. Michele Bachmann? She signed a pledge saying she condemned it. Santorum? He wants it gone altogether. Newt Gingrich, on the other hand, was actually a bit instrument in assuring that the Internet would be a place where dirty, dirty things could be downloaded by anyone in America. When Congress tried to draft laws in the mid-1990s to decide on what was worthy of a big ban from the Internet, Gingrich called an attempts at abolishing online porn as “clearly a violation of free speech” as well as “a violation of the right of adults to communicate with each other."

Leftist boys are right wing toys.

One of my fuckbuddies is a security guard where I work. Today was a good day, and I'll tell you why.

We used to fuck a lot, but lately we have been on opposite shifts. Today he swapped with someone and I was so happy to see him. I could feel the tingle in my pussy.
He comes up to the nurses station and flirts a little. I find a reason to stand up and push my ass out towards him. I turn around and he is smiling.

I know hes going to fuck me

My break is in a few hours and I can barely wait. Im thinking about him fucking me constantly. I can't get any work done.

Finally my break comes. I text him. He replies with a floor number. I tell my relief that Im going out for break and may be a bit long.

I watch the numbers in the elevator count up.

I get out on an office wing. Most of them are empty, some are occupied. He's waiting in the elevator lobby, Without a word he turns and starts walking down the hall. We come to a door, and he produces the key off his key ring, he pushes the door open and I follow him.

This is a new office for us. There is a desk.

I hear the door close and before I turn around I feel him behind me. I back up, pushing my ass onto his groin, which is already hard in his pants.

I moan.

"I missed your ass" he said. He starts kissing my neck. His hands working up my scrub top. My tits bounce out of my bra and hes pinching my nipples. His other hand falls down my stomach to my bottoms, and inside, past my shaven mound and I feel his fat finger find my clit.

He asks me if I have fucked any black guys since the last time I was with him. I tell him hes the only one.
He pulls my top off and pushes me toward the desk. I walk up, and bend over on it.

He pulls my scrubs down. Then panties. I hear him unzip. I feel his cock in the crack of my ass. He moves it, up and down. I am shaking. I need him in me.
Hubby is about 4 inches, my security guard is 8 easy.
I want to be filled.

He pulls back and I feel him rubbing his cock on my pussy, getting the slickness of my cunt for lube.

Hes at the hole now, and he stops. Fucker.

I push back on him.
With a small pop, hes in me. "Thirsty whore" he says.

He slides in. Balls deep.
I'm grabbing my nipple, twisting it hard. Telling myself what a whore I am.
He's fucking me now, hands on my ass, pounding me into the desk.
His finger slides onto my asshole, and he pushes it in. I imagine its his friend, buttfucking me while he takes my pussy.

it feels like forever, but its probably about 10 minutes of fucking. I feel it rising, building. My legs are twitching, and its going to over take me.

"Fuck me like a whore" I whisper

"You are a whore" he says.

And I climax. I grab his cock with my kegels, working it, wanting him to cum too. Cum in me. Defile my married pussy with his cum. He does. His cum flows into me and he grunts, clutching painfully at my ass as he buries his cock into me.

We are stuck together. Catching our breath.
He pulls out of me, and I turn to do what I know he likes. I fall to my knees.
He stops me.

I look up at him.

He looks to the right and there is a bathroom attached to this office.

He smiles. I smile. I know what he wants.

I strip off and follow him in. Being naked and so fucked at work it turning me on again. I am thinking about getting caught. Being found out for the whore I am.
The embarrassment turns me on.

I kneel on the floor, right above the drain. He stands infront of me, cock just an inch from my lips. I can see my fuck juices on it. I lick it.

His cock twitches, and a small stream of piss comes out. I laugh as it grows suddenly in intensity.
I let it hit my face. He had planned this out. He must have drunk a lot of water.

I open my mouth and look up to him. I'm totally subservient to him, and he knows it. I start rubbing my clit. The warm piss flows down my stomach, clinging to my pussy. It doesn't take me long and Im cumming again. I take his cock in my mouth as I cum. Tasting myself and him.

Fuck I have missed this.

We are done. My hair is a mess. Not sure what to do, so I rinse my lovers piss out of it in the sink while he uses paper towels to push it into the drain.

I see him. I want to do more. I want to lick his ass and jerk him off. I want him in me again. Already.

But time is short.

I tell everyone my cock exploded on me when I get back to the nurses station.
I know when I go him, the sticky feeling of his cum will still be there. I wonder if I can get hubby to fuck me.
Fuck his way into my cum filled pussy.

I am fucking sick of these loony right wing cry babies. They are all over the internet that allows comments, bitching and complaining. This is s sex site not politics.

Why is it that seeming the right wing needs the dominatrix leaders to whip their asses to do as they say? Think, When obama did things nice, they yell back. But once some force is done they bend over and say: 'thank you sir, can I have another?'

My opinion, we need Michell Obama (cause she wears the real progressive pants in the obama couple) in dominatrix outfits whiping the congress and senate to get them back. Maybe then it'll work.

The right has constantly bended to the will of one percenters for the past few decades, the same wealthy people that the founders of america went up against in the first place. Therefor making the OWS movement the patriot minute men in this case.

This same one percenter force wants as much and more that the one percenters of then before the revolution started.
-Lower taxes for wealthy and big business.
-More 'safety' regulations on people.
-People pay more of the taxes. (Due to wealth not paying their share anymore)
-Less regulation on business.
-getting rid of safety nets like SS/pention/retirement/working rights.
-more war spending.

FACE IT! America is REPEATING history. So shouldn't we get a true progressive dominatrix to whip these assholes? Funny cause their party is suposed to be elephants.

i confess. 3 times now i've poured out my soul and given 3 different long confessions. i wouldnt be able to rewrite them as bautifuly if i tried. yet within an hour motherless flat out deletes them. there's nothing illegal in my threads. nothing. but i did notice they did involve gay sexual encounters. maybe people are right, maybe motherless HAS joined the nutso right wing.
maybe our porn and sex stories are slowly being wiened out by rick santorum and mitt romney. in 3 years motherless will be a softcore porn site with nothing but women over 40

Part 17: House tour [rest of the story on my profile :) ]
The house was huge, easily big enough for two families. It has a huge garden and the backyard is basically half forest. It had a big entrance hall and two wings, one for each family. Each wing had two levels, bathrooms on each, 3 bedrooms and some additional rooms. The house has one big basement, a big kitchen and a living room for both families to use together. O/C the best part of this was living together with Anna and Haley at the same time. Now Anna just had her second kid, so she was at home all the time. Haley was off the pill for two weeks at that point. Even though they are 4 years apart (Haley 27 at this point, Anna 31) they looked very similar still. When you saw them from behind, it was really hard to say who's who.
Haley and Jim always left for work before I did. So most days started like this:

5 am. the alarm clock goes crazy - I stay in bed while Haley goes into the bathroom, still naked. She comes back into the bedroom, jumps on me and cuddles me. Then she starts grinding me over the sheets. I take her tits into my hands and massage them. Soon the sheets are gone and her wet pussy grinds over my cock. I sit up and kiss her neck, stroke her back and ass. I spread her cheeks and she slips onto my dick. She rotates her hips while my dick is deep inside her. Then she starts pounding, her pussy sliding up and down my cock. Just like her sister, Haley is a real moaner. Anna always tells me that they do hear her, while I never heard Anna when she is fucking Jim.
I flip Haley over and take her from behind, pulling her hair. Her moans turn into screams. I roughly massage her tits, her orgasm floods her pussy with juice. Haley is always tight (using Ben Wa balls) and in her orgasms, her pussy squeezes my penis even more, so I cum as well, shooting my load deep into her belly. We lay on the bed for several more minutes, before Haley gets up and gets ready for work. I slowly get up and go to the bathroom.

In trunks I go to the kitchen and find Haley and Jim, both drinking their morning coffee. Haley is always dressing casually, often tank tops or low cut tops and shorts. Sometimes I can see Jim peeking at Haleys ass and tits, but I wont tell Haley until later. Haley gives me a goodbye kiss and leaves, Jim follows her a few minutes later.

I know Anna is still in her bedroom. She never gets much sleep. When I come in, she is only half asleep. I drop my trunks and walk up to her.
Me:"good morning."
A:" hmhmpf. morning."
She robs closer to the edge of the bed. I stand close to it as well.
Me:"Wanna taste your sisters cunt?"
Anna starts sucking me, licking off all her sisters cum and juice.
A:"I love sucking your dick after you fucked Haley. It turns me on so much."
I grab Annas hair and face fuck her for a minute or two. She lays on her back when I come over her and go down on her. Her pussy is a wet mess already, but I still lick her till she has her first orgasm. When the juice is flowing all over my face and the bed, I get her Ben Wa balls and some lube. I lube her ass and my dick, then push all the balls into her loose pussy. The pregnancy took its tall on her, but Anna still looked amazing. I slowly push my dick into her ass. When it is all in, Anna usually gets her second orgasm. Her pussy tightens around the balls and her ass chokes my dick. I slowly fuck her ass until I cant take it anymore. I pull out and shoot my load all over Annas back. After I wiped her clean, she rolls on her back and I kiss her.
Me:"I think you should leave the balls in."
A: "I want to be tight for you again. I want your dick in my pussy again and your cum filling my belly."
Me:"Dont worry, we'll get there soon."

When I come home from work, Haley is already there. I love her smile when I come through the door. She always stops whatever she is doing and runs up to me. We hug and kiss for a while, before she returns to her doings. Every other day I take a shower. Haley joins me frequently. She presses her ass against me while I massage her breasts and pussy. I choke her a bit, press her against the wall and bang her right then and there. Her tight pussy can barely manage my dick. I always fuck her hard and she never even tried to be quiet. Her moans always turn me on even more. Soon I shoot my load into her. We clean each other afterwards and dry each other after showering.

We were fucking so much, Haley soon got pregnant with our first kid. Two years later, a total of 4 kids were running around the house (figuratively). Only me and Anna knew that I fathered them all though.

End of Part 17

We're almost caught up to today ;)

My wife and I have an affinity for Latinas and Oriental / Asian women. I'm 49, and my wife is 45. My wife is bisexual, we've had a few threesomes with ladies we've met at bars and my wife really had a taste for some Latina pussy, so we looked up an escort service. I brought up that most escorts have limitations, and we should probably just put up an ad on a swinger site. So we did.
"Looking for our Latina Unicorn"

It took a bit to weed out incompatible people, or guys looking to fuck my wife (and me). A lot of guys will put on lipstick and a dress and have their cock hanging out like "I'm what you both need" - and it was getting frustrating. Finally we had a bite. This sexy big titted Latina who lived near our area was interested. We chatted with her online, exchanged phone numbers and invited her out to dinner so we could get to know her. She liked us, she flirted not just with my wife but with me too. She was telling us that she really wanted some desert after dinner. It was my wife who put the breaks on.

"Let's slow down, we'd really like to get to know you..." my wife said, my dick was disappointed lol - I wanted to fuck this 30 year old babe right on the restaurant table. Her name (I don't even care about censoring her name), was Julieht. When my wife said to slow down, Julieht pouted, her lower lip curled in disappointment.
"Are you two looking for something long term?" Julieht asked point blank.

"Long term? You're pretty young, having fun with two people in their mid to late forties is one thing, but how can you figure we'd have a long term relationship when you'd eventually want someone younger?" My wife kicked me under the table.

Julieht, probably saw me wince in pain, but ignored it, "I've been a unicorn before, to couples younger than me to couple's in their 60s," she kind of shook her chest so her titties would jiggle and winked, "and let me tell you - all of them wanted more of me. Most girls want that white picket fence, a house and a husband, I just want a home to cuddle with two people I'd love to spend the rest of my life with."

I could see my wife blush, and her chest was turning a bright pink - when my wife's chest turns bright pink, she's horny - and I always use it as an indicator of how close to an orgasm she is. My wife was turned the fuck on.

"I'm on the pill, so I won't get pregnant," Julieht said after a bit of silence.

"He'd wear a condom," my wife said, almost like she was negotiating with Julieht on what is off limits.
Julieht leaned over and pecked my wife on the lips, "I don't have any allergies so that's fine."

We talked more, got to know more about her. Turns out she's a beautician, and doesn't work too far from our house - just about 4 miles from us.

I became the skeptic, for once, and asked, "why would you be attracted to an older couple like us? You're very beautiful, and young..."

"I was married once, I have one child and she stays with my mother back in Bogotá, Colombia. My husband worked for the wrong people... with drugs. He's dead... so I'm a widow."
My wife comforted her, "I'm so sorry, that's horrible!"

Julieht continued, "I was forced to do terrible things, it was always the younger guys having their way while my husband watched. I was married at 18, and I thought he loved me but he got involved with really bad people. An older man took me under his wing and helped me escape to the USA when I was 20. I've been here 10 years. So I like older people because they are a lot more mature... they're more straight forward. My husband was killed probably because I left, but I couldn't handle the abuse anymore. I wanted to bring my daughter, but couldn't. I call her when ever I can."
Julieht started to tear up, my wife scooted over and put an arm around her.
"It's ok, no one should ever have to go through that."
I looked at Julieht, I was at a loss for words so I told her, "You're welcome to spend the night with us if you want, I know you've been through a lot."

So she came home with us, she followed us in her little car and parked in our driveway. We all went inside. Julieht immediately started to take off her clothes, and groped my wife's breasts. My wife laughed, "oh you're a horny bad little girl," my wife said.
My dick was instantly hard. At the request of my wife, I put a condom on and we all got busy. Julieht had a HUGE rack, her tits were gorgeous (I wish I had pictures of them!). I'd fuck my wife, then I'd fuck Julieht - we'd swap around, the women eating each other out while I fucked them from behind. Once my wife came, I wanted to make Julieht orgasm, so I had my wife lick her huge tits and play with her clit while I fucked her missionary.
Julieht was a squirter. Juices sprayed all over my cock and balls as I thrust deep inside her, and my wife massaged her clit.
She convulsed tremendously and screamed (laughing) "OK! OK STOP!! STOOOP!" as my wife giggled.

I got off of her and Julieht said, "it's you're turn," and looked at my wife, "can I ride him? Can I make him cum?"
My wife slapped Julieht on the ass, "fuck that dick," she said licking Julieht's lips with her tongue.
I laid back and Julieht got on top. Her pussy wasn't super tight, but it was nice. The condom was probably inhibiting a lot of the sensation. Julieht began fucking my dick, pumping it up and down as I played with her tits. My wife was caressing Julieht's ass, fingering her little asshole. Julieht moaned and stroked my cock with her pussy. I pushed deeper inside her, an pulled to the edge of her lips and thrust back in... the sensation was so warm, so wet. Those beautiful tits bouncing in my face, and her hot wet pussy set me off. I came. My wife, smacking Julieht's ass telling her "take that cum, take it..." and Julieht riding me faster as I came more and more.
Julieht got off me and the condom was gone. My wife panicked. I panicked. Julieht made a weird face and put a few fingers inside her pussy, and pulled out the rubber. It slipped off!

My wife was freaking, "are you disease free?? Are you sure you're on the pill? What are we going to do?"
I took a deep breath, "it's fine babe -"
Julieht was a bit offended, "Of course I'm disease free, what the fuck?"

My wife apologized and tried to calm Julieht down, but the damage was already done. Julieht was gathering her clothes and getting dressed.
My wife shot me a look, like "DO SOMETHING!"
So I said, "she is just concerned, we just literally met you and - it's just a question. We both really like you and-"
"And WHAT?" Julieht stammered, starting to cry.
"And we'd like to continue seeing you!" I said.
"I'll have to think about it, but we can't have issues like this. I don't have any diseases. I may be a fucking whore, but I'm clean!"
"you're not a whore," my wife said.
Julieht left.

This happened 3 months ago. Guess who is going to be a daddy? Me.
Wife is pissed, but is ok with Julieht coming over and us spending time together. Not sure where this is all going to lead. My wife isn't leaving me, and I have a pregnant 30 year old unicorn to deal with.
I'd say fuck my life, but I'm not at that point yet. I did tell my wife that there needs to be a paternity test to see if the baby is actually mine... as I'm not sure how many guys Julieht has fucked since we were all together. Enjoy the pictures... unfortunately none of them are nude.

TLDR: wife and I got a unicorn, we fucked, the condom came off before I came and I got her pregnant.

One day when I was five. Me and my big sister who was eight. had just gotten our costumes. I was superman and she was wonderwoman. My parents went out and my sister eyed me. She said I looked great. She laid on the bed and said come and get me. I was confused but I knew what she ment. I pounced on her. I thrusted in and out of her gently, it was fantastic. The best sex I had ever had. She put my face on her chest and I started licking her flat bony chest. They she grabbed my face and stuck her tongue in my mouth. Her breath was horrible and I threw up in her mouth. She immediately started to convulse and that made me rock hard. I then stole my fathers cocaine he called it magic dust. I gave her some and seizures were immanent so I facialed her and called an ambulance... this is where it gets insane. The ambulance pulls, up. There are two EMT's, Charles and Victor. Charles is a stocky man, around 5'6, 300 pounds, patchy facial hair and a heavy sweat brow. Victor is more of an eclectic man, 6'1, sharp features and a gait that impresses. Charles walks towards me, staggering slightly, twitching out, obviously under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen, whilst Victor's insensitivity and cold callous demeanor is as obvious a nigger at a KKK meeting. As they stumble towards my convulsing sister, I scream out "HELP! HELP HER! MY CUM IS CAUSING HER TRACHEA TO CLOSE". I fall to the ground in front of them, the tears are running down my face. I have never felt so alone, so afraid and so lonely, all these people around me, but still I feel the coldness of my soul creeping into isolated. Charles, in his disturb state, doesn't know exactly how to comprehend the situation, and assumes that I am a dragon from the gates of Gal'eron. "LEST HE BECKONS FORTH THE INFINITE WISDOM OF THE LORD RAP'YO'NIGG' AND HEAL THE SOUL OF THIS DRAGON", he fell to his knees and clutched my hands in his, brushing away the tears, "Dragon, it's okay, I know the cure. I know the rights of spring. I can heal your wounds and take you under my 'wing'. Please Dragon, trust me". Victor stands watching his EMT buddy twitch out and hallucinate, slowly pulling a bent and soggy cigarette to his mouth and light it up. "Charles, you fucking degenerate, snap out of it, this man needs help" He grabbed Charles' shoulder and threw him away from my sister "Mam, you are alegric to the amino acids found in your brothers cum, we need to bring you to the hospital immediately, The whole time i was thinking IM 5

I can't tell people in real life so I'm just going to vent here. All my life I have felt different. I could never put my finger on why. Oh wait, I mean SCALES. Fuck. Anyways, this shit started a year ago. I was born with freckles, crimson eyes, and an incurable case of a common skin disease. I was constantly teased by little shits who thought they were sooo cool. Here's what I have to say: FUCK YOU LITTLE SHITS.

Okay, back on topic, last september I met the love of my life. His name's Kellie. It is NOT a girl name! I took one look at him and fell in love. He had these yummy brown eyes and thick black hair and he thought that I was sexyy. But when I brought him to meet my family, they didn't approve. Just because he's darker than me! It's not fair at all. My mom married a Protestant and her family shit bricks so now she's taking it out on me and my future hubby! But, I don't need her.

So, six months later things were SUPER serious. Kellie and I got engaged! the ring was..a little old and covered in liquid but I wasn't complainin'. A month later, my 21st birthday, was when I first noticed the changes. My eyes started to get kinda green, and the scabies spread but it was my goddamn birthday, and I'm sexy so I didn't care. The night was wild! Kellie and I did it!!! It.was.amazing.

5 months later I found out that I was expecting!!!!!!! A BABY BOY! We named him Julio after a book that Kellie loves called julie of the wolves or some shit like that. The day Julio was born was the best damn day of my shitty life. He was so beauteous!!!! he had Kellie's sexy eyes and dark hair, but my skin. And, you won't believe this, but Julio had wings. Real wings! I didn't tell any of my friends though 'cause no one would believe me but it's true. It doesn't even matter now though. I don't have anymore friends.

Life was great for a while but then things got stranger. My voice got deeper and more scratchy, and Julio learned to walk when he was like 6 weeks old. It got harder to catch the baby when he would misbehave, but Kellie didn't even care. He just laid around and ignored me.

I only got mad at Julio one time, and he flew away!!!! Just flew right out the damn window! I'm completely falling apart. I can't stop crying and now Kellie is so distraught he can't control his bowel movements. I need help! But none of my friends will speak to me and my parents think I'm disgusting. I never liked my mom but she's all I have now. And my dad, he's not even my real dad!!! My mom finally confessed that I'm half dragon! My real father is a reptile living in the fucking Sahara! What the hell. And guess what else? I can't even report my missing son to the news because my husband is a german shephard and society wouldn't approve. Love knows no bounds, conservative Christian hate mongrels. Fuck you.

Just breaking that the White House (from barakobama.com) and the unions are organizing & DRIVING BUSLOADS of left-wing protestors to the state capitols in both Wisconsin and Nebraska, all the while CLAIMING that the protest are organized by the grass roots. All the more ridiculous is that these are the SAME people that accused the Tea-Party rallys (actual grass roots gatherings of Americans) of being professionally organized like they, themselves are doing right now.

It just goes to show you how sanctimonious, untruthful, greedy, and intollerant the Amercian left-wing liberals are. Rather than letting the process work, they sneak out of the state in the middle of the night to avoid doing their duty, & voting like a bunch of little rats fleeing a sinking ship. A tactic, by the way, the left has used before in Texas and other states (this is the interweb...look it up if you don't believe it).

I've got news for you lefties & labor unions...the American public is watching your greedy temper tantrums. These teachers are paid $98,000/yr plus benefits...WAY more than anyone in the private sector. You're going to be rudely awakened to find out that all of your screaming and whining is NOT helping your cause with the American people. So please, by all means, keep it up.

I don't mean to rant, but I feel the need to vent, and I thought here's just as good a place as any..

What the fuck is wrong with the people that live in the United States that think they can outlaw abortion?

FIRST OF ALL, I DO NOT ADVOCATE ABORTION, I THINK IT IS WRONG!! But still, who the fuck am I to say it's wrong for somebody else? I mean isn't that one of the fundamental principles the country was founded on, the freedom to choose your own destiny? There is no book, no religion, NOTHING that has the right to decide what we can and cannot do.. If somebody want's to get an abortion, it won't effect me in the slightest, especially if i do not know that person on an indivudual level, and in person. We have no right to impose our will upon others. If abortion becomes illegal, I should be able to kill people that disagree with me, because I ought to be allowed to impose my will upon others.. It's basically what you people that want to outlaw it think.. YES, it is wrong, but regardless, you have no right to impose your will upon me, or anybody else, for ANY REASON..

You religious zealots and right wing conservatives are killing this great nation, bunch of life force sucking hypocrites..

Thank you for allowing me to vent, have a safe morning =)

Web licenses to End Internet Anonymity

A Web License to End Internet Anonymity and free speech?

The first time I wrote this, I posted it on another site in 2010. A year later people are still talking about internet censorship. How is it going to turn out?

Microsoft is pushing for UK people to have to get “internet licenses” to prevent blogger anonymity and shut down “politically incorrect” sites.

Yes, this means you wouldn’t have views of your own, or, won’t be able to talk about them at least if someone thinks you are being too politically incorrect. If you have views that aren’t liberal or if you “lean too far to the Right” in someone else’s eyes, your views will be shut out from the public and later someone will be showing up at your door to fine and/or arrest you.

This already does happen in some countries, like Holland for example.
“September 19th 2007 the houses of four SF-members [StormFront-members] were invaded and computers and documents were seized. There’s enough evidence against two of these persons to prosecute them.”

Prosecute them for what, having non-matching political views? Exactly. There is no two sides to the story, people actually get in trouble for going on certain sites in foreign countries or submitting posts and blogs that express their own political views (given the political views). I’ve heard people say that they have had authority figures show up at their house because of something that happened in the real world.

Even in countries that are supposed to be “Democratic” and “fair” when it’s really just the opposite. For example, the German Prime Minister urged that the United States actually censor the internet- Germany asked the U.S. to censor all fascist and “right-wing” conservative and extremist sites. In Germany, I believe this passed and things like that are already being censored or in the process of being “blacklisted”, but the United States declined the censorship due to constitutional free-speech rights… The one time in modern America where we are actually protected by the constitution. (I believe this went on in 2009, so it is somewhat recent).

You might ask, Why suddenly post this now? Why post about stuff that happened from one to four years ago in Europe, and what does it have to do with what I was saying originally?
Well the same exact thing is happening again. Are they going to keep trying to do this with every country until the United States gives in and starts forcing people to get an “Internet License”? It might sound paranoid, but obviously it’s already happening in a lot of other countries, and is actually passing… Even in those countries that claim to be “free” and have free speech like the U.S. does.

“The American blogosphere is going increasingly “viral” about a proposal advanced at the recent meeting of the Davos Economic Forum by Craig Mundie, chief research and strategy officer for Microsoft, that an equivalent of a “driver’s license” should be introduced for access to the web. This totalitarian call has been backed by articles and blogs in Time magazine and the New York Times.

As bloggers have not been slow to point out, the system being proposed is very similar to one that the government of Red China reluctantly abandoned as too repressive. It was inevitable that, sooner or later, the usual unholy alliance of government totalitarians and big business would attempt to end the democratic free-for-all that is the blogosphere. The United Nations is showing similar interest in moving to eliminate free speech.”

They claim that they are trying to stop “neo-Nazi” sites, whatever that is supposed to mean… But in examples like I listed above, like Germany and Holland, they specifically say they are trying to censor “neo-Nazi and right wing sites”. Well, I can assure you, Nazis ,or National Socialists to use the correct term, are not right-wing conservatives (conservative is more like a democratic label), they are trying to censor two completely different things. When (if) this happens, who is to say what is “too far to the right”?

That’s it? It’s only happening in some European countries? Nope, Australia too. This has already passed, technically things can already be censored but it isn’t fully in force yet. That’s kind of a different story but it’s web censorship nevertheless…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_censorship_in_Australia

Hypothetically, lets say this finally did in fact happen in the United States over this past winter in 2009. Hypothetically say they did appeal to Germany’s motion to censor “neo-nazi and right wing” sites…
Meaning, if you’re a Nationalist, if you don’t like immigration due to whatever reason (political, economic or other), and so on, that would be viewed as “right-wing”? Sadly, this is the mind-set most in the U.S. accommodate already, but most don’t actually have the power to censor us outright.

You might think it sounds paranoid, but so many people are pushing for this to happen in multiple different countries. What they’re looking for is various forms of forced integration, forcing people to have liberal and libertarian views only (leaning too far the other way would be “wrong”) and trying to eliminate free speech. They’re saying they are only eliminating hate speech by doing this– The sad truth about them doing it is that it’s hypocrisy for one, because they are censoring people’s views, and secondly that is forcing them to be the only ones in power by saying everyone else is just “hateful” and censoring them.

No group is filled only with peace and love, you can just as easily say they hate fascists and right wingers, therefore they silence something they could otherwise not control.
So that being the hypothetical situation in the United States, when will it really happen? Microsoft is an American company and they are obviously in favor of it as well as some other major businesses are, so many foreign British and European “free” countries are pushing for it, it’s not a very unrealistic prediction of this happening here in ‘The States’ sometime soon.

I’m not the kind of “conspiracy-theorist” type of person either, I tend to see the outside and obvious points of things, so that should say something about how apparent this hidden agenda really is

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.

What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.

Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.

Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.

Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."

why do the Republicans continue to fight for the rampant speculators on wall st ? whos pocket is the kick-back going in ?? to all you brainwashed morons....who still want to believe it's "supply and demand" listen to the truth !!

Two Bay State congressmen blasted the GOP for trying to gut a key provision of the Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act that would curb oil speculation and lower gasoline prices.

“The Republicans want to protect billions in windfall profits for the oil companies,” said U.S. Rep. Edward Markey (D-Malden). “These guys don’t care that consumers are being tipped upside down at the pumps to get their last dime.”

In a joint appearance yesterday on the Capitol Hill steps, Markey and Barney Frank (D-Newton) said Republicans have introduced a measure to delay a Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) regulation that would place limits on the kind of commodities trading that has driven the price of gas to $4 per gallon.

“Most of trading on the oil markets is being done by derivative dealers, hedge funds and other speculators who are driving up the price of gasoline and turning the oil trading into a casino,” Markey said. “The oil market needs to be returned to companies that use or sell fuel, not people who are trading paper for a profit.”

Dan Dicker, an oil trader and author of “Oil’s Endless Bid: Taming the Unreliable Price of Energy to Secure Our Economy,” said speculators comprise abut 97 percent of the oil futures market. He said a rule to rein in the wild speculation is overdue. “Regulators must make sure that those people who can access the futures market have a physical connection to oil,” he said. “If that happens, the wild swings on price would be dampened and the price of crude would be cut in half.”

remove the speculators and bring back sanity to gasoline prices ! but you moron republicans will still argue it's supply and demand raising the price. their right wing wacko mentality will never believe the republican party is only interested in making the rich richer. a weak mind is so easily misled

as a mexican american i am really pissed off by the efforts of the right wing media to try and scandalize the protests of the students in arizona. the truth is that most of the southwest of this country was stolen by the U S govt. the native americans were illegally removed from their lands and killed. we should teach the truth to the young people of today, not perpetuate the lies and deceitful acts of the U S govt.

I must confess this I fucking hate, right wing whiney tea turds who do nothing but bitch when they lose a election. They don't like It when people don't agree with them on anything, news flash tea turds nobody has to "AGREE" with you. George w bush & his republican cronies are the ones, who "FUCKED" us over. He was terrible he first term yet "STUPID VOTERS" seem to forgive republicans, when they fuck everything up & elected bush another 4 years. They don't need to tell us to "DEAL WITH LOSING" If they can't handle losing.

Everything Is a double standard with these right wing tea turds. We wasn't allowed to say anything bad about george w bush, they "SHUNNED" anyone who spoke badly about him. All bush did was sit In his bedroom at the white house, watching football games choking on peanuts & drinking beer. Fuck you fox news & rush limpass, sean insanity & bill o'reily.

To all the right wing fuckers FUCK YOU!. The more you hate on p******** Obama. The more support he gets.

The right wing lunatics don't like people to have opinions. Well fuck you assholes. I'll say what ever I feel like about george w bush. He is an american traitor. Like all people who vote republican.

These right wing loons who are blaming p******** Obama for everything need to knock it off. George w bush & his republican buddies are the ones who fucked us over & still continuing to fuck us over. But to these right wing hillbilly people see that NO!.

The republican congress rating is at 13%, a hell of alot lower then p******** Obama. The republicans don't give a flying fuck about the people, yet these stupid morons keep voting for them. 2 year's ago they voted republican's out In 2008.

In 2010 the stupid people voted them back in. Has thing's got better NO!. What will it take for these stupid dumb people to see the light on how the republican's are fucking us over. The republican's don't deserve to maintain congress in 2013.

The republicans in congress need to be. "FIRED". Yet they can't stand to lose elections. Oh if we point this out the right wing loons will say its all "LIES. That is how "STUPID" & brain dead they really are.

Conservative Gov. Scott Walker is ahead in his recall election in some polls by double digits, and in the Real Clear Politics poll by 6% (5-30-12). Why is this?

-Reduced taxes (Property taxes down .4%, the 1st decrease in 14 years!!!) (CNN & The Weekly Standard 4-16-12)

-Eliminated the $3.6 BILLION state deficit, while reducing taxes (Lou Dobbs Tonight 5-28-12)

-Walker's state will have a $150 Million budget SURPLUS by 2013! (Fox Business News 5-28-12)

-He has created 23,000 new jobs in the last year (CNN "Happening Now" 5-25-12)

-13,000 new business have been created (CNN "Happening Now" 5-25-12)

-Unemployment is down to 7.6%, a full point less then when he took office (Lou Dobbs Tonight 5-29-12)

-Wisconsin has jumped 25 spots in being "business friendly" (Chief Executive Magazine)

-Walker's deregulation of business and lower taxes have saved $1 BILLION (Suffolk University Study)

This recall was organized by public employee unions because Gov. Walker reformed collective bargaining rights that were strangling taxpayers and business in Wisconsin. We then witnessed the unions and democrats first response: to break into the state Capitol ( youtube.com/watch?v=G2s_vsP_KEk )destroy public property, urinate and deficate publicly, and democrat politicians running illegally to a neighboring state to avoid there Constitutional duty to vote.

Becuase Walker has done exactly the opposite of what Obama has done nationally, we see growth and prosperity for the first time in years in Wisconsin when the rest of the country is still in its 3rd year of depression under Obamanomics!

The first nail in the coffin of Liberalism was the "shellacking" in the Election of 2010. The 2nd nail in the coffin will be Walker's victory over the extreme left-wing and the public employee union. The final nail will be ridding ourselves of 4 years of failure upon failure by voting Obama out in November. It can't happen soon enough.

Leftist boys love sucking right wing cock.

So, here's my problem. Lots a right wing nuts call me a leftist/radical/ect, And they act like a ass while doing so, but yet the ass is the animal of the democrats. So you think they got a problem with themselves? I'd like to think they're in denial bliss.

Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.

Last week, I went to the porn booths at the back of my local adult bookstore. I was sitting there jacking off when another guy came into my booth and started watching. He whipped out his cock and started masturbating as well so I asked him if he wanted a handjob. So I started rubbing him off with one hand while I continued jacking myself off with the other. Now I had already been there playing with myself for a while and the porn was pretty hot so I came within a couple of minutes before I could get him to cum. This was my first (and only) time ever messing around with a guy and it was only my third time at the porn booths. So I was embarassed and as soon as I came, I just booked it and went home, leaving him there in confusion.

Now here's the kicker. When I got home, my dick was burning. I rinsed it off with cold water and after half an hour or so, it felt fine. At first, I was scared, wondering if I somehow got an STD but then I realized this was impossible because the guy didn't even touch me, it was just me jacking myself off.

Then I realized what the problem was. I had totally forgot, but right before I went to the booths, I ate a shit ton of ridiculously hot chicken wings. I washed my hands once, but I guess that wasn't enough to get rid of every trace of hot sauce on my hand.

After I realized this, I thought of how screwed that guy in the booth must have been lol. His dick was probably on fire and he was probably confused/scared as hell about it!

So, there's been so much outcry about so many subjects. Lets see what's been working? Hmm?...

Less hours (30-36) with better minimum wage.
People all kicking in to a medicare for all so everyone can at least see the doctor.
Investments not being hindered by tax cuts which offset any benifit.
Investments going to middle class people (People who make under 75,000) and not the top percentiles.
The banks being regulated.
Wealthy people paying a fair share (36-45%)
Good sensible gun control laws. (You can have a pistol and hunting rifle.)
Education programs that work with the students so they can chase what they like instead of just filling out tests sheets.
Strong grass roots unions that stick up for the worker.
Politicians actually doing their job of being actual represenitives.

Hmm... a lot of those things that work seem to be progressive ideas. And those kind of ideas are leftist. PLUS, all those ideas can be proven that they are working. Just look at the countries who choose such ideas over austerity. They thrive while the austerity reaches it's enevitable starvation.

The current right wing are offering more austerity. More starvation. More idiotcy. Though the left wing is showing one thing, you can be sure they are still just as paid off. I am not saying any Dem or Repub isn't any good. They aren't all obviously paid off harlots to their sugar daddy corporations. So then, what do you do? You need to kill the heart of the problem, greed. So in the end, when you get rid of the greed, you fix the system.

Well.. Go ahead and give your opinions now. That is if you can make any sense of all of that. And please don't whine about "source or gtfo!!!".

Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.

Ok people I don't know how to convince anyone of this but this is a 100% true story. I don't know of anyways to prove it but read on and you decide.

I have been dating my girlfriend for over 2 years now and we recently had a child together. No this doesn't involve my child you sick fucks, anyways she is 25 5'2" and weighs 110 she was a 34B 32C before getting pregnant while breastfeeding she went up to a D and was back to her normal weight within weeks. We had been couped up in the house the first few months and we finally had a chance to go out. Lets just call my girlfriend Mandy.

So we decide to meet up with her friend Lisa who is also attractive and then met up with my cousin Clint his wife Kira and a guy Levi who is a friend of the family. We started off drinking beers and catching up with everyone. I guess I should also include that my cousin's wife is around 5'9" and has a smoking body, she runs everyday and stays in great shape. My cousin and his wife have also tried to pick up another girl before while I was out with them so they could have a threesome, to which they failed. After having a few drinks we decided to go to a club to dance. Upon arriving at this bar the girls had had quite a few and were already quite drunk. After dancing for awhile Kira wanted to dance on the bar but my cousin is very jealous when it comes to her. So while he's getting more drinks she takes Mandy and I across the bar and gets up on the bar and starts dancing with the other girls on top of the bar. Kira is having a great time and then Clint finds out. He was pretty upset so we end up outside where they are having a small disagreement. My girlfriend steps in and calms things down, weird thing is the way she did it. There had been some sexual tension between her and Kira all night and so she starts to kiss Kira. Well how can you be mad at that right? After all the drama cools the two girls decide they want to go to the strip club, and hey we didn't hold them back.

We arrive at the strip club and of course all eyes are on us we have beautiful women with us and most of the men are single truckers with some normal young 20 somethings mixed in and a group from a bachelor party. We get everyone inside and line up at the edge of the stage. The bachelor group keeps approaching to try and buy dances for the ladies, it was all good. The girls were very shy at first when the strippers would come over to dance with them but started to open up more and more. The bachelors eventually made Lisa feel uncomfortable and so she decided to get close to Mandy and I. I was sitting on a stool with my legs spread and when she came close I could tell that she was trying to get them to leave her alone so I swiveled my stool to where I was sideways to the stage and she was close to between my legs. Mandy was also close and eventually Lisa was so close I could feel my hard cock rubbing on her thigh and ass as she turned. I could tell that she was liking it and my girlfriend didn't have a care in the world. I started swiveling my chair back and forth slightly so I could feel my cock caressing her. All the while hot strippers are dancing on stage and Kira and Mandy are constantly getting tits and ass rubbed in there faces because of all the money being put in front of them from all the men. The strippers then pull Mandy and Kira onto stage laying them down them mounting them 69. Kira lost her shirt rather quickly and it was so cute how she was trying to cover up her little b cups with her arms and enjoying all the attention. My girlfriend had a dress on and the stripper had slid it up exposing her pink with black dotted panties and pulling out her perfect perky tits. I must admit was severely turned on knowing every man was fantasizing about the girl I would be fucking later as they had to spill there seed into a dirty sock. The strip club shenanigans were coming to an end and my cousin and his wife invite us to drink beers at his house.

We get to the house and as soon as we get in the door Kira says I'm getting naked and faster than you could blink she had her pants off and ripped her shirt off. Lisa was a bit surprised as she didn't know my cousin well but everyone rolled with it. Kira went into the bedroom and when she came back she had lost her bra. I finally was able to fully see her tits and though small they were perfectly shaped and fit her skinny little body perfectly. At first Clint was a little uneasy but since it was his birthday he rolled with it. I was sitting next to Mandy on the couch and Kira plopped down next to Mandy. Levi was sitting on another couch with Lisa, Lisa was keeping her distance because she has a boyfriend but Levi had talked about wanting to fuck her all night and of course we were trying to wing man will it to happen.

Things started to get crazier when Mandy leaned over and started playing with Kira's tits. Mandy became so turned on, she gets extremely horny when she drinks, that soon she was sucking and fingering frantically. My cousins jaw and mine hit the floor and Lisa seemed uneasy. As Mandy started pulling Kira's panties off Mandy started to ask Clint if it was ok. Clint was by far ok with it. I catch out of the corner of my eye Lisa standing up, I'm thinking uh oh she's going to bolt. Instead she comes walking over to the girls and gets on her knees in front of Kira who is laid back on the couch and starts helping Mandy finger her plus starts helping with her tongue. I'm so turned on by now that I start to touch Mandy who is leaned over Kira. After awhile Kira is bored being the only girl naked so she starts to pull my girlfriends dress off my girlfriend then takes her place laying back on the couch and Kira is now on top of her with ass in the air and lisa behind her. Clint comes over and our hands are all over the girls. My favorite part being figuring Kira's perfect tight little asshole as she fingers Mandy and sucks on her titties. Levi then comes up behind Lisa and pulls her pance down from behind to reveal one of the most perfect pussies I have ever seen. Levi starts fingering Lisa as Clint and I help Mandy and Kira out. After awhile Lisa leaves for the bathroom I figured she had finally gotten uncomfortable with everything because I'm not going to lie, I couldn't believe what was happening and was weirded out a little myself but fuck it was way to hot to stop.

So the show goes on and the two girls move it to the floor where Mandy ends up fingering Kira so hard her body starts to seizure as she squeals out in pleasure. After is done cumming she then puts Mandy down and fingers and licks her until she cums just about as hard as I've ever seen. I then find out that Lisa is outside and she is ok but had just had a little to much to drink. After the girls cum my girlfriend snaps out of her ravenous sex craze and starts to realize what just happened. She was a little embarrassed but it only made it sexier. She got dressed and we were now making sure Lisa was ok all the while Kira is begging us to stay the night. I decided this is probably a good time to call it a night plus Lisa really needed to get home and sleep it off. We drove Lisa home dropped her off and this is now the story that after that night we never speak of lol.

Thanks for your time and I hope you enjoyed, I will be back to post our next crazy adventure whenever it happens.

I fucked a married woman.

So I am 30, single, and havent had sex for quite some time. She is ten years my senior, a bit chubby, not the most beautifull woman in the world, but not ugly, short hair, but with a pair of nice tits. We work together, in a restaurant, and before or after work (since we have uniforms), I have noticed she dresses poorly for a woman her age - yoga pants, and tight shirts. Man, did I gawk at that fat ass, and juicy tits every time I could.

Since I am single, and a walking hormonal bomb, I started flirting, not because I thought anything would come out of it, it was just a way for me to play, and get a bit of mental material for later jerk off sessions, dedicated to her.

She started responding to it, but I still thought it is a dead end. She is just having fun, messing around.

But, I have noticed she has been brushing against me, smiling at my stupid jokes, and well, I responded by trying to find myself in situations in which we would be close, and in which we would touch our bodies.

That went on for quite some time, until, one night our manager asked her to lock up, since she had to be somewhere. So I decided to stick around, until it is only two of us. We have this back room, where we change our uniforms, and I waited for her to go there, and when I approached the door, I asked "are you decent", after knocking, because I needed the place too.

"I am, you should have come earlier"

That gave me wings. I entered, saying something like, I am in a rush, and proceeded to undress, to my underwear, to change, to my "civilian" clothes. I was intentionally turned her way, in baggy boxers, with a full on hard on. Still thinking nothing will happened, I just wanted her to see how excited I am to be near her, and use that thought as wank material, after I run off home. But then, while putting my hoodie on, still turned to her, I felt her hand on my cock. As I tossed my hoodie to the side, there she was, sitting on that couch, rubbing me through my boxers. I lunged at her, started kissing her, while peeling the jeans off of her. Hairy pussy, I mean, really hairy, havent seen that in ages. She was wet as a rain forest, so I was inside of her, very fast.

In while I was undressing her bellow waist, she took everything off north of it. Huge tits!!! She wanted it. she kissed me back, holding my shoulders, my forearms, while I was fucking her. I wanted to enjoy the sight of her tits, so I put her legs on my shoulders, and started fucking her hard. They were bouncing all over the place, so she grabbed them in her hands, while looking at me.

I got her shins in my hands, and pulled them back, so I can pull a bit back, and look how I enter her, while not losing pace.

Oh, she loved it!!!! And I was ready to bust...

Guess she saw that too, so she pulled me close, and started getting for under me. She wants to be on top, I thought.

As I lie on my back, you can imagine my delight, when I saw her stepping over my face. Oh, what a huge ass!!! Her wet, hairy cunt was on my face and I just started devouring her. She started sucking me, all the way, but I had no time to think about it, as she was wiggling her ass, rubbing her cunt all over me. Her pubes were so wet, her moans with a cock in her mouth...

And then I remembered a "trick" I used in such situations before. Anus stimulation, ok, that could do the trick, but I pulled her ass cheeks apart, while looking straight into her brown eye. She starts working harder. I try to position myself as close to there, while not reaching for a lick, acting all casual, it is just there. My nose touches the inside of her cheeks, then her asshole, and then she starts moving so violently, up and down, that her asshole presses hard against my nose and upper lip, and starts shaking. I press her down with right hand, while with the left I push her head down on my cock.

As she started cumming, she almost broke my nose, but didnt push her head back. I came so hard, that she was not able to consume it, she pulled back, gasping for air, while my cum was running down my croch.

I smelled like cunt for three days.

It was fun, and it felt ok. We were laughing and joking afterwards, and I felt good things are about to happend.

The next day, nor the day after that, she didnt come to work. On the third day, manager told me she quit, out of the blue.

That is my luck. I have this feeling that anyone else would turn this into a fuck - buddy situation, but not me.

It has been over a year since, and I still cant stop thinking about it.

DICTIONARY TIME! Time for some of you to loof at the full definitions of words so you know more.

dictionary.reference.com/browse/liberal?s=t
Liberal
adjective
1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.

2. ( often initial capital letter ) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.

3. of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.

4. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.

5. favoring or permitting freedom of action, especially with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.

6. of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.

7. free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.

8. open-minded or tolerant, especially free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.

9. characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor.

10. given freely or abundantly; generous: a liberal donation.

11. not strict or rigorous; free; not literal: a liberal interpretation of a rule.

12. of, pertaining to, or based on the liberal arts.

13. of, pertaining to, or befitting a freeman.

14. a person of liberal principles or views, especially in politics or religion.

15. ( often initial capital letter ) a member of a liberal party in politics, especially of the Liberal party in Great Britain.
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dictionary.reference.com/browse/Conservative?s=t
Conservative
adjective
1. disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditional ones, and to limit change.

2. cautiously moderate or purposefully low: a conservative estimate.

3. traditional in style or manner; avoiding novelty or showiness: conservative suit.

4. ( often initial capital letter ) of or pertaining to the Conservative party.

5. ( initial capital letter ) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Conservative Jews or Conservative Judaism.

6. having the power or tendency to conserve; preservative.

7. Mathematics . (of a vector or vector function) having curl equal to zero; irrotational; lamellar.

noun
8. a person who is conservative in principles, actions, habits, etc.

9. a supporter of conservative political policies.

10. ( initial capital letter ) a member of a conservative political party, especially the Conservative party in Great Britain.

11. a preservative.
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Now then, which one of those sounds like change and reform? Oh yeah, Liberal. For example, when Romney/Ryan say they want to change and reform the Govt, they are being Liberal.

Hmm.. I think I just heard some heads of some Right Wings explode just now.

Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.

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