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29 Oct 2007 10:03AM
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I like to pick my nose and wipe it all over the walls around me. I Don't know Its just satisfying sticking my snott on the walls after getting rid of it. I also enjoy rubbing my hair when it hasn't been washed for 2-3 days or more. Then sniffing my fingers I rubbed it with cause I enjoy the smell of the dirty oily hair. I also like to rub the sides of my nose and sniff the dirty that builds up around it, Its a dirty smell but I'm addicted to it, and I enjoy picking my nose at the front and smelling my mustach after a pick.

What does this mean?

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A mate of mine has just told me he's fucking his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache!"

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

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11 Jun 2012 10:06PM
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I confess that the cops are just plain dumb/desperate when trying to catch people on sex crimes.
For example, I live in West LA and it's not unusual to see bums panhandling for money but 95% of the time, they're male niggers. In all my time living in LA, I have yet to see a white female panhandler until last week. I saw this late-20's/early-30's white woman with a decent body on the corner looking for 'money.' I thought that she has to know that at least some niggers or wetbacks would see this poor white woman and offer her money for sex. Obviously it stood out.
I thought to myself that she looked too hot, clean, sober, smart and confident to be doing what she was doing. She also wore some expensive sunglasses (what bum can afford $200 sunglasses) and a bright red hat (easier to watch). I then saw white guys with shaved heads, crew cuts, trimmed mustaches, and jeans just loitering around (her backup?).
I realized that it was sting operation in five minutes.
The other day I was on a cam chatroom and every other user claimed to be a 13 year old girl with a broken camera and was looking for illicit porn but you have to give them something first.
Really? Is that the best that cops can come up with?

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I have several stories.... but one that comes to mind is: i was out for a walk in a bayside park on a springday. It was warm out but not too hot outside.
I was strolling along and minding my own business when I saw movement in the bushes to my right. I stopped and looked hard in that direction. What I saw got me instantly aroused. It was a guy about 30 years old with brown hair and a mustache. He had his pants around his ankles and he was stroking his six inch cock very slowly.
I froze for a moment then began to work my way over to him slowly. He didn't see me for several seconds but when he did we locked eyes. He gestured for me to come closer and as I did I undid by pants and pulled out my now ROCK HARD cock.
I was really excited by this point and I dropped to my knees in front of the stranger and began to lick his dick from tip to base.
He moaned loudly and I then took the whole thing in my mouth. He began to thrust his hips at this point and in just a minute or so I was choking on his spunk.
As I licked my lips and stroked my cock I felt his hand on my rod... He got down on the ground with me and proceeded to suck my cock like a master cocksucker.... I didn't last a 90 seconds before he was now choking on my load... he swallowed every drop like a champ.
I got to my feet and pulled up my pants. Looked around and saw a couple watching us. I wasted no time walking away and never saw the guy again....

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10 May 2023 2:21PM
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Nice mustache

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04 Sep 2023 12:13AM
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What do u think of my gf? She has a sweet mustache right?

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05 Apr 2015 12:35PM
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What is the general feelings about facial hair..beards,mustaches etc.Women,do you like hairy faces? Guys,do your ladies or partners like your face hair?A little bit... full beard?Over the years,I've gotten mixed reactions.This is me... My beard ass the longest it's ever been,again got mixed reactions. The best is that it feels good when going down on a pussy..that it's soft. Of course I get the names like hillbilly,Santa,grizzly Adams.So...face hair..yes,no,maybe so?

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25 Jun 2024 2:45AM
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You nasty mother fuckers made shoot jizz in my mustache

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14 Jun 2015 6:05PM
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The first gal I had visit while my wife was gone was for a massage. She was young, early 20s, quite lovely, with a four year old son. Her tits has the give of ones that had been slightly deflated. She stripped down, and had four tattoos. Her first was stars on her right rib cage. She said she chose there, as if she could take that, she could it anywhere. She gave a lovely massage, sitting on her knees next to me on my bed. I loved reaching back and holding onto her swaying tits. After a bit I said I wanted to give her a massage. I got up and she laid down. I worked her shoulders, neck, her scalp. I rubbed her sides, her lower back . . .

I gave her ass cheeks a nice massage. Her little rose ass looked so beautiful. I kissed each cheek, my fingers grazing her thighs. I worked down to her feet, giving each a good massage. She apologized for his dirty they were. She was quite forthcoming about herself, her child, where she was moving to. I moved back to her thighs and spread them apart. Watching those massage vids definitely pays off!

I massaged her inner thighs, fingers grazing her pussy. It was a lovely shade of pink. She said I couldn't insert a finger inside her. I had her get on her knees to stretch her back, and I spread her knees. Her cheeks spread open.

I leaned down kissing each cheek, giving her ass a nice long, slow lick. My thumb massaged her clit, and she was grinding her hips into my fingers. I loved licking her asshole, moving my tongue down to her pussy.

I had her move to her back, and raised her legs. I licked her pussy, spreading it wide. She was so pure, so pink. My thumb continued to massage her ass as my tongue pressed against her clit. She loved it when I sucked her lips between my teeth. Soon my finger was fucking her pussy while my tongue danced on her clit. She ground into my face, moaning, gasping. I absolutely loved it!!! I was in heaven, my mouth on a sweet pussy, the gal loving it, cumming, cumming, cumming… And why does auto-correct change cumming to cumin?

We paused. I looked at my finger and saw some blood. There was also some blood smeared on her ass cheeks. I got up to wash my hands. I looked in the mirror. My beard and mustache were bright red with blood. So . . . she was on her period.

I came back with a washcloth. I said there was some blood, she said she was sure she hadn't been bleeding for a couple days. Later I saw the tampon in the trash. She said it was time to switch. She voraciously started sucking my cock. Lots of fun noises, slurping, very fast. I came in her mouth. I expected her to get up to spit it out, but she sat back and swallowed. Ahhh, what a dear. She dressed and left. I must have her back before my wife returns. Must empty trash, must check mattress cover...

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20 Jan 2019 9:06AM
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I facefucked her in her bedroom and gave her a perfect cum mustache. What do you think?

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22 Apr 2025 2:28PM
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Do you like my red pepper mustache?? Vote yes or no please! lol ;p

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19 Apr 2010 3:34PM
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The best mustache in the world:

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08 May 2010 11:02AM
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My confession is I fell over and hit my head. Sit back and relax while I tell you what happened. The reason I fell is because the floor around my toilet is rotten. I have a little schlong and when I piss, I don't stand close enough to the bowl. The floor gets the majority of my piss. Well, I was sitting down to dump a hefty load and the toilet shifted. It came off of the floor and I fell over sideways hitting my head. I couldn't get up and the Mrs. couldn't help me. She has poor circulation in her legs and doesn't get out of bed much. She called my sister at work. My sister stays with us. She came over and saw me the way I was and laughed. That really pissed me off. That's okay. When she gets drunk tonight and passes out, I will shave her mustache!

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13 Jul 2010 11:14AM
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i figured it out! islam is a religion of faggots! think about it. they always want women covered n invisible, if u acted like em n ignored all women ud find urself surrounded by men with mustaches who act all homophobic. like a closet gay man whos married n in denial. i bet their women go to market while they all go to mosque to blow n pound each other

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17 Jan 2011 12:28AM
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I cant find a video I once saw here
- it was a clip from a movie (either Mexican, Spanish, Portugese)
- a guy (mustache) picks up a younger girl from an airport
- She eventaully seduces him when his wife is away, and the get at it on a laundry machine
- its a sex scene from a legit movie...
- does ANYONE know the link to the film, or the title?
thanks

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17 Jan 2011 12:29AM
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I cant find a video I once saw here
- it was a clip from a movie (either Mexican, Spanish, Portugese)
- a guy (mustache) picks up a younger girl from an airport
- She eventaully seduces him when his wife is away, and the get at it on a laundry machine
- its a sex scene from a legit movie...
- does ANYONE know the link to the film, or the title?
thanks

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29 Jan 2011 6:29PM
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am i the only guy that gets sad when he shaves off his mustache?

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11 Aug 2011 4:46AM
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So I had some jumk appliances and stuff that I needed to get rid of. Normally I'd have to pay someone to take this stuff, but I found a woman online who will pick it up for the scrap value. So I arrange to have her come pick up the stuff.

She arrives in the evening with a big, battered old Dodge Ram with her little daughter in the front with her. The scrap lady is pretty rough looking, heavyset, with plain features, but sturdy, with a sweet disposition. The daughter is throwing a fit, having spent about an hour riding in the old truck with it's broken AC. She's about 2, with wild mane of long blond hair which hangs down her back in shining spiral curls.

I help the junk lady load the stuff into the truck while we make some boring smalltalk. After about 10 minutes the girl, Celia, finally gets out of the cab of the truck and whines around, fussing at her mother. While the mother works on strapping down the load, I find a bottle of soap bubbles and sit on the porch to distract the girl. She's immediately fascinated and calms down. She plops down on the sidewalk with the bubbles and starts blowing happily, legs spread wide, showing off her training pants and creamy-white thighs under her powder-blue sundress.

I get up to go lean against the truck while the junk lady finishes up. After a brief slience in her prattle about helping me out by taking the stuff for free, the junk lady offers up a somewhat suggestive "Maybe for a little extra I could help you out with something else?" She nervously licks her lips a little too slowly, sliding her tongue over her disgusting teeth.

This is unexpected. I was expecting to just unload some junk on her, not unload my junk in her. Thinking fast, I look in her eyes and respond with "Maybe so." Then I look down at her daughter playing on the sidewalk beside us, "What did you have in mind?" I let my gaze linger for a moment on the delicate depression along the inside of her hip, then look up again to the junk lady.

There is a bare flicker of comprehension in her dull eyes, but it is drowned out by doubt and fear. "Thirty dollars?" she offers hesitantly, then: "Covered."

The thought of her nasty mouth around my cock is a little repulsive, but I know she caught my suggestion, she just isn't sure that I meant what she thinks I meant. Maybe there is some potential here.

"Make it twenty and bareback and you've got a deal." I counter. She agrees immediately and we leave her truck to drip it's foul black oil on my driveway and head inside. I sprawl out on the couch and push the coffee table back out of the way with my foot. Celia follows the junk lady into the living room, clutching the bottle of bubbles and her mother's paper-thin skirt, wide-eyed as she takes in what to them is probably a pretty high-class bachelor pad. I'm not rich by a long shot, but I'm a total neat freak with a taste for decorating with only really nice stuff.

The junk lady kneels in the thick carpet between my wide-spread knees and reaches for my belt. I stretch my arms out along the back of the couch and nod at Celia, who is standing there in the middle of my gleaming living room with her bubbles, watching us.

"What about her?" I inquire.

The junk lady glances at Celia. She seems a little unsure of herself. I'm getting the impression that she doesn't have much experience as a whore. "Sit down and play, honey," she says, "Mommy has," she hesitates again, looking me in the face guilty for a moment, "Mommy has some work to do before we go."

The junk lady has my fly open and is tugging down my shorts with her pudgy hands. My cock flops out over her rough knuckles as she awkwardly tries to hook my waistband under my balls, accidentally snapping the boys with the elastic. I'm totally flacid, but she starts stroking it gently, making a point to keep her chin down and her eyes on her work. At least she has that part of being a cheap whore right.

Celia is still standing there watching, but now she has a finger up her nose. I wink at her and she grins back. I can feel my cock chubbing up while I watch her shining curls, and shortly the junk lady opens her plaquy maw and drop it down over my less-than-eager knob.

I try to ignore the misshapen lump of woman bobbing her head between my knees and fill my attention with the svelt, if grubby, daughter standing not 5 feet away. The junk lady actually has the mechanics of dick-sucking down pretty well. She fondles my balls and works the head for a bit, then takes a breath and takes the whole length of my shaft into her mouth while she works her throat.

"Mmm," I address the 2 year old while her mom deepthroats me, "that feels great!" I tell her. Celia's eyes flick down to her mom's head, then back to me. "Yeah, just like that," I tell her and nod with a smile. She nods back.

The blowjob continues like this for a while, the junk lady has her face down working my cock, and I make the usual sexy dirty talk one expects, but the whole time I'm talking right to her daughter, who drinks up every word.

When I was getting close to blowing my load over the junk ladies tonsels I may have gone a little far when I said "Oh, babe, I want you to get up here and ride my cock." Of course I was looking at and talking to Celia, who took a hesitant step forward, not sure what riding a cock was about, but knowing how to 'get up here', but the junk lady thought I was talking to her and she lifted her jagged teeth away from my hard rod, probably figuring there was another 50 bucks in it for her.

My terror at the thought of the junk lady's shuddering, shimmying bulk thrusting her flab-shrouded hole over my cock would have stolen my erection, were it not for that hesitant step by the daughter. That pushed me past the point of no return. I could feel the pre-ejaculatory gathering, I only had a moment. I jumped up from the couch and stepped one foot up on the edge of the coffee table. Gripping my cock with one hand and and fistful of the hair at the back of the junk lady's head in the other, I half squated, pulling her hair hard down toward the floor, forcing her to lean backwards under me, off balance.

"Eyes closed." I grunted as I pumped my fist around my dick. She snapped her eyes shut tight and her mouth open wide. I aimed for her eyes. The first contraction expelled only juicy precum which landed in her light mustache. The next contraction blasted a hot stream of ropey cum across her ruddy cheek and into her eye. She flinched, but could do nothing as the huge gob settled along her eyelid.

Celia stood quietly watching intently as I jizzed on mommy's face. I fired 2 good solid shots onto her ugly mug and another one onto her waiting tongue. Before I was done, I told her "Don't move, I'll get you a towel," then I dropped her and my cock as I stepped over her. I stood in front of Celia with my cock hanging there a few inches above her eye level, twitching and jerking, squeezing out the last few strings of cum, which dangled from the end, dancing wildy with each twitch.

I wanted to poke the head into her open mouth to see if she'd copy mommy, but I figured I'd pushed my luck far enough. Instead I just patted the top of her golden head and told her "Almost time to go, honey, mommy just needs to clean up a bit first."

I sat across the living room while the junk lady toweled my cum off her face. She had been forced to lie there on the floor with her eyes tightly closed while I rummaged up a towel for her. I didn't make her wait too much longer than it took me to get the towel.

While I waited I pulled out a well-worn twenty and gave it to Celia. "Would you take this to your mommy please?" I asked her. She was happy to give the whore her money.

I know I'm risking having to stick my cock in the junk lady, but as she sat in the truck ready to haul my load away, I told her that if she's interested I'd have (glancing at the daughter) another load ready (back to mom) in a few days.

I'll have to see what I can do to make it easy for her to think it's her idea.

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15 Sep 2011 9:19AM
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Post the most disgusting gay porn you can find. Links are also allowed.

Gay people. OK so I judge them on characteristics. Fucking another man in the butt and letting another guy drizzle man juice onto your mustache is, in my opinion, foul, wrong, and disturbing. It is worse than what you see on a shock site. Too many bleeding hearts and what not out there in control nowadays.

Come on. Lets see if we can shock each other.

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Hey guys, I'm looking for a video somewhere on this site, of a girl with massive tits on webcam with some older guy with a mustache (her dad?) and his friend fondling her. She has a partially obscured tattoo under her pants.

It's fucking HOT, but I can't find it anywhere.

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A bit of history first... I met my wife while we were both in the Navy and that was over 19 years ago. Anyway this is quite long so please bear with me. Tks.

Years ago Sally was one partying person and would try almost anything. One of our favorite times was when we were stationed in Hawaii. You could do just about anything there and get away with it. Sally had this passion about meeting swingers but that is a different story and time ... For those who find this offensive please let me know and I will remove it.

When we went out, normally on a Friday night, at first we would drink and drive until one night it was revealed to me in no uncertain terms about how our careers could quickly end. So to continue with the Friday night partying in Honolulu I started checking us into hotels. The best thing I ever did actually because it opened up a new sexual world with Sally.

After several overnighters I found out Sally loved bubble baths. So I planned our next one down to the minute details. During those days, Sally always wore dresses or skirts and she had (still does) one fantastic sexual body. Except now it’s hard to get her into a dress or skirt, but I'm working on it...

It was a Friday as normal and then it hit me. Make hotel reservations before Sally got home and have everything packed into the car to head out the minute she got home. Our daughter could spend the night with her friends. I had all of Sally's clothes that I wanted her to wear that evening. I also packed up some cold champagne and patron tequila for some fun times. You see when Sally drank she got sexy crazy and was very easy to manipulate to a certain point.

Fast forward ... we are at the hotel and Sally is all so happy. Take me out to eat, she says. Later I tell her, first let's check into our hotel and then we can go eat. But it wasn't going to happen tonight. I wanted her totally drunk for my fun. I let the bellhop take our stuff up into our room while we checked in. Once we walk into our room, Sally first checks out the bath tub. She was excited because it was super big. Sally wasted no time in getting into that hot bubble bath. As she leaned back enjoying the heat I poured her some champagne and lit small candles in the restroom. Sally was in ecstasy heaven.
While she drank I would go back into our room and pour tequila into her champagne and give it to her mixed together as such. She had no clue what I was doing but she sure enjoyed her drinks. Over enjoyed them you might say. By the time she was finished with her hot bubble bath she was four sheets to the wind. Moldable now! At this stage you could get her to try anything and that was what I had in store for her tonight.

Once Sally dried off she wraps a large bath towel around her and walks into our room. She noticed our patio door and blinds were open but didn’t say anything about them being open or the possibility of people more than likely seeing her. We walked out together onto the open balcony, there were no walls separating the rooms. It was one open balcony that went around the entire hotel floor. We looked over the railing and people looked like small ants from our position.

As I was handing Sally another so called spiked drink a couple of Navy guys exited their room next to ours and came outside to stand next to Sally and talk. Sally paid no mind to her condition or that she was wrapped only in the large bath towel. The towel was wrapped in such a way that it showed lots of cleavage and it was short enough to expose her lovely soft thighs, even if it covered up her nice ass. And the two Navy guys were paying particular attention to their personal view of her. Since Sally was only 4’11” tall…well you could very easily see what she had to offer. I refilled Sally’s glass twice while we stood out there talking to them. They were in from a carrier and were here to PARTYYYYY. Great I’m thinking to myself. And then it hit me. Time to give Sally some of that public humiliation I always thought about. I told the guys where we would be going later that night, hoping to meet them there. I had this feeling that they would be there. Sally and I turned and walked back into our room as their eyes followed her.

Sally went into the bathroom to apply her makeup. Now it was my move. I immediately undressed and walked into the bathroom. As Sally was bent over the sink applying her makeup and plucking her eye brows as I walked up behind her, removed her bath towel and started the reach around while rubbing her ass cheeks. My hard cock was between her ass cheeks while I fingered her. Sally slowly began to “hump back” as my cock slid between her legs. In and out my cock went between her legs, this action along with my fingers got her nice and wet. As Sally bent over she helped get my cock into her pussy. Bent over as such, Sally was resting her marvelous breasts on the counter. I grabbed her hips and went to town on her. She was starring into the mirror on the wall as this was happening. I was not sure what she was enjoying. Was it her breasts bouncing up and down or the expressions on my face as I screwed her? It didn’t matter to me as I rammed the point home and came deep inside of her. Sally has this routine which I can only describe, she can squeeze her pussy lips together and sort of hold you inside of her. It’s like you are locked inside of her and can’t pull out while she continually squeezes her lips together. When Sally was finished milking me empty then I was able to pull out. Oh one thing I forgot to mention was that our bathroom and bed were visible from our hotel door and the patio. I did see the guys walk by several times and stare at us during our sink episode. Sally did not see them since my body covered her view. They might not have seen much but they knew what was going on.

As Sally sat down on the toilet to clean herself (what a sight to enjoy btw), I picked up the panties she wore and cleaned my cock off on them throwing them at her. She just laughed and said gross. She stands up and finishes putting on the rest of her make up while I put on a pair of my underwear. Sally in all of her splendor walks out of the bathroom naked and stands in front of me. She spreads her arms wide open and announces, “ta da, I’m done. How do I look?” I’m floored. She looks fucktastic with all the dark makeup on her eyes. Wow is all I can say. So sexy. Sally walks over the end of our king size bed, reaches into our suitcase searching for clean panties to wear. When she can’t find them because I didn’t pack any for her, she flips out. I calm her down and tell her to wear her damn panty hose. Hey she wears them without panties anyway! As she sits down and is pulling them up, I dare her to cut the crotch out of them and to wear them that way. She easily agrees and too easily I must say. I hand her my mustache scissors and she swiftly removed the crotch from her panty hose. Pulls them up and parades around the room in them for me.

All I can think is what a devil I am. But I had more in store for her. Once again Sally is rummaging through the suitcase. And guess what? She can’t find her slip or bra. I can’t go dressed like this into town she says. Oh sure you can, no one will notice, I tell her. But they’ll see through my dress and my breasts? Well I just can’t go like this. Oh yes you can, as I embrace her and give her a nice hug while sucking on her neck – that’s her easy spot btw. Get that action going and she’s purring like a kitten. Mindful she is drunk, she quickly agrees with another “OK!” Shit I got it made now I’m thinking. Sally walks to the closet to get her dress. It’s one of my favorite dresses that she wears. Silky black dress, short on her legs and very loose on top. When she sits down wearing this dress you get lots of thigh action. I’m thinking she’ll have a very hard time (as will guys staring at her) keeping her nice breasts inside her dress and her thighs covered. While watching her walk to the closet and admiring her bare ass, its instant hard on time for me. Before Sally reaches her dress, I grab her hands and lead her back to the bed. She states excitedly, you’re ready again! As I lay her down on her back, legs hanging over the bed (her legs don’t touch the floor), she has one large smile on her face. I get on the bed and start sucking her tits, her nipples get very big and hard with the sucking. The next thing Sally feels is my cock between her tits as I have a go at them. I notice the two Navy guys standing in our patio doorway watching us. I hold Sally’s head so she can’t turn and see them. And this was perfect. She held her breasts together for me to screw them and each time my cock reached her mouth she opened wide and she would suck my cock head. You could hear my cock make a popping sound as I pulled out of her mouth. I turned several times to see if we still had our company and we did. I was ready to explode and Sally knew it. No, no she then said, you’ll mess up my makeup and my hair damnit. Stop it!

Sally was able to turn her head and she saw them. Sally tried getting up but it was too late, I exploded between her big tits and held them together as I finished. ASSHOLE was her only reply. Me, I’m laughing inside. Sally stood up facing the guys and tried to cover her breasts but they had seen it all. She made her way to the restroom and refused to come out until I closed the curtains. Yeah sure! I closed them, now come out, I tell her. She peeks out and yells close them damn it. Nope, I’m not closing them and you see that they aren’t here now so some on out and get dressed. Well if you are going to be that way, then so can I, she replied. She came out of the restroom like she had a mission of trying to embarrass me by letting someone else see her naked. But it aint going to work, lol. At the closet Sally steps into her dress, pulls it up. Well since I’m being wicked with her tonight, I might as well tell you what I did to her dress seam. You see Sally is also a seamstress and enjoys sewing. So before I placed her dress into our car while she was at work, I grabbed her seam ripper and removed her back seam. I have to admit that I did it quite professionally if I must say so myself. I’m leaving her totally exposed tonight. I’m pushing the envelope on her exposure and then some. At times when Sally drinks very, very occasionally she can be a real mean bitch. Lucky for me that tonight she was being so easy going and cheerful, believe it or not.

A bitch one minute and so easy going the next. Yeah Baby was all that I was thinking. Sally is standing fixing herself in front of the mirror trying to cover her breast just right I guess while behind her I’m watching her dress open and close, revealing that nice ass of hers, and then I saw the look in her eyes, it was one of those “I’m not going anywhere dressed like this look”. I immediately grabbed her left hand and pulled her out of our hotel room. Sally went along peacefully. As we walked to the elevator I stopped to admire her ass, with each step she took her dress opened up showing off her nakedness. Sally was totally clueless. Such a turn on. We step into the elevator. Now this elevator traveled up and down the outside of the hotel, three sides were glass so you could enjoy the view outside! Sally stood facing towards the street admiring the views. The elevator came to a halt somewhere around the tenth floor. As the couple stood to enter the man’s wife, who was one hot ass bitch herself I must admit, stopped in her tracks with her mouth wide open. She was staring at Sally’s back and saw her dress wide open. Her husband was next to her also wide eyed. His wife lets out a gasp and pulls her husband off the elevator. Sally turns around wondering what the hell that was all about.

Once we hit the hotel lobby, I see the place packed. Crap, what happens now, I’m wondering. Should I even be doing this? I’m thinking this was one bad idea all around. I’m having second decisions. Except Sally made the decision for me. Sally walked out in front of me. All I thought about was trying to stop her. As she walked through the lobby in front of me, the looks on their faces also made the decision for me. They enjoyed what they were seeing. And that was I needed. There wasn’t a person in the crowded lobby that did not turn their heads to watch and stare at Sally. There were also several Japanese male tourists that stopped to take pictures of her. Wish I had gotten a few of them. One tourist even made small talk with Sally and had his picture taken with her. She is such a good ambassador. I must say that Sally was enjoying all the attention. If she only knew!! We walked the two blocks to our favorite club and entered the club like we owned the place. Such an attitude, lol.

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This amateur cumslut gets a near perfect cum mustache facial for her reward after sucking cock.

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Hey guys, I'm hoping you could help me. I've been haunted by a porn movie that I used to fap to when I was younger, but I don't remember the name of it or any of the names of the actresses. The basic premise is that this woman (red hair, nice tits. Sort of has a Jessica Rabbit hairstyle thing going on) is tired of her husband's pervy antics and her newly hired maid helps her on a sort of sexual journey if you will after she (the redhead) witnesses the maid having sex with a girlfriend. One of the scenes I remember vividly is that of the redhead being fucked by a woman with a strapon, except that the woman for whatever reason had her hair pulled back and had a thin fake mustache drawn on her face. If any of you guys could help me with the name of it or even the name of the actress I will be forever thankful. Im not sure when the movie was made but I think it was in the early to mid 90's. She had a really nice ass too, curvy but not fat. If it helps this movie was part of a 3 movie vhs distributed by Adam and Eve, with the movies Sleeping Around and The Exhibitionist. I remember having somewhat dark mascara, and it wasn't Kylie Ireland. I think she was slightly older? It was definitely an "older woman explores her sexuality" type plot

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I've been looking for this goddamn porn for like twenty minutes. There's this bald motherfucker who's messing with his belt and then whips out a vagina. He also has a mustache, in addition to aforementioned pussy. Also, there's this big tittied chick with a dick and they fuck, obviously.

Prease.

Prease help.

Prease.

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I like letting old men suck my cock. I loved how this queer's mustache felt on my balls as he was sucking them. One time when he blew me I asked him to spit my cum in my mouth. When he stood up with a mouthful of my cum I tilted my head back over the back of my chair and opened my mouth so he could spit it in but he like kissed me and pushed it into my mouth with his tongue. The kiss wasn't hot but i loved getting all that cum and saliva in my mouth.

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