Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

How bad would you abuse my SiL Kylee?? I want to know what gruesome things you'd do to her

Kylee squeezing her fatASS into her tight jeans 

I confess I helped a StepMom ( under 40 ) begin to have sex with her StepSon ( 20 years old ) . It all began a year or so ago when I met Dawn online . She had small tits and a really sexy ass . She was always talking of how she was small on top and big on bottom and most guys didn't like it ..she thot . I continually told her I THINK You ARE Sexy and I'm sure a lot of other men would too . When I convinced her to show some pics of her body ( excluding her face for privacy reasons ) online , She was Quite surprised at the reaction . Guys Swarmed to her . Complimenting her body and then she opened up and showed her High Sex drive . We continued to become closer Friends online ( but Hundreds of miles apart geographically ) . She would share pics of her sexy body and I would go crazy with lust and excitedly tell her what I'd be doing to her IF we were close . I found out she was really open minded about sex and at one time her and Hubby had done some Swinging . Coooool ! I remarked . At some point in the last few months we had been talking about different Role Playing Scenes I liked and she agreed she enjoyed them too .One day as we were talking and getting each other Horny , she stated she WANTED Kyle ( her stepson ) . I said what .. ? She begin to tell how she went to wake him up the previous morning and saw the outline of a Huge Cock . Since then it was ALL she could think about and Cummed to it several times .Not being sure how Kyle would take an advance by ' Mom " We began talking about various ways to try and get them Connected . I talked about Her having an OUT , IF Don was shocked and wouldn't Dream of sex with an Older Woman .She could say OOPS ..that's NOT what I ment , and Life would go on as usual . I then told Dawn my past Experience of having an Ex GFs Mom come onto me ( at age 22 ) and I missed a Golden Opportunity of having Sex with her because I hadn't considered it before . So I began forming a Plan of Action . We HAD to get Kyle to talk and see where his head was and maybe Educate him about the advantages of having sex with an older woman .. especially The One right there in his own House ! I began with getting some pics of a Hot Friend of Dawns . She knew Just the Girl and I went about creating an identity for ' Teresa ' .. ME . Teresa was a woman about Dawn's age , but very Hot and liked fucking college age guys , close to Kyle's age , was the idea . Then after I had a way to BE Teresa online I had Dawn send a message ' Accidentally ' to Kyle , ment for Teresa . It stated " I think it's HOT that younger guys enjoy having sex with you being almost 40 . Once they know you are interested in them ..it awakens their desire for older women . .. Great that they learn they can have a Good Time with you ..better than Girls their age " Kyle replied " HUH ? " Then Dawn sent " OOPS Sorry ..that was ment for my Friend , she likes younger guys .. you know just girl talk " Klle sends " You're weird ..LMAO " Dawn " Yeaa I know ..sorry " TEN I begin .. saying Sorry you got that Dawn isn't good at texting , We were talking about how I like college guys . Do YOU ever look at older women ? Sending a few messages back and forth I pull it out of him he Does like older women . Then I begin to win over his Trust and send Kyle a pic of Dawn's HOT friend in a Sexy Bikini , showing off her Killer abbs . Klye is Excited " Marry Me " was he First reaction post .Wants sex with Teresa " Come visit " .. the Older Woman hook is set . Our conversation gets exciting and I have him all Horned up and he sends me his cock pic ! Impressive ! No wonder Dawn wants it . I secretly send it to Dawn and SHE gets all Horned up. I dig into His likes a little more . Porn ?? I ask what He likes . Among other things he likes StepMom / StepSon Porn . Hmmmmm this will be easy . Soon I have him talking about various pics and vids as I slowly keep steering him to Dawn . Finally he admits he Loves looking at Her and enjoys the various outfits she has been wearing to tease and hopefully entice Kyle to Play .

This got kind of Long .. I'll wait and see IF there is any interest ... then post More ....

Does anyone know Lori Kyle from Gosforth Newcastle?

Thoughts on Kyle ? 

Kylee is so sexy 

Old College Friends College Friends Wanted to Cuckold Me

I wish these were my college buddies fucking my wife like this. Paul, Colin, Kyle, Mike F, Mike P, Matt. If you guys like this kind of stuff hit us up. I'd love to fluff and clean up a bi cuckold gangbang.Discreet if you'd like it to be. She'll be game and I can be hands off or the tuba section slut. Cum get drained in San Diego!

what are you doing with kylee ?

Hi my names Lucy and I'm 19 years old, this is my first confession, I'm from a small town in Scotland Called Grangemouth. I have been shagging this guy his name is Kyle Brownridge or something like that, and he is the best fuck I've ever had! He is so fast and he made me cum so many times, like we've fucked in my car, in a park and in my bed so many times then he broke it off cause of his girlfriend and baby, my panties still get wet thinking about him

What do you think of this little whore Kylee

Which pic of Kylee in her bikini?? 

I got fooled my a tranny at at nightclub. I prefer to fuck one night stands in the ass so, I didn't think anything was up when she told me to fuck her ass. And let me just say she was hot. We fucked in the parking lot. A few hours later I was inside with a couple friends when Kyle said we she hook Dan up with the Tranny. I asked which one and he pointed out the chick I just fucked. Thankfully my friends don't know I did it.

Wish Kylee a happy birthday!! 

So I guess the Denver Broncos decided to go with Kyle Orton as starting QB because they felt they needed a pro to show the rookies how to DROP THE FUCKING BALL!

Kylee the

Wwyd to beautiful Kylee

Tom Brady show these lucky sons of bitches ny giants how its fucking really done please since kyle fucking williams wanna fuck up the whole entire fucking game for the 49ers dumb mother fucking nigger what a fucking shame

Wwyd to Kylee?

I confess that I used to fuck my old roomate Kyle's girlfriend, Angel. Angel was a skinny little readhead. About 5'9 but 120 at the most. She had nice tits and a pretty good little ass.

It all started when we did some extasy with our other roomate, Paul, at our apartment. Kyle was off working the graveyard shift in some IT shithole. We went out to a club and Paul scored the E but got caught at the same time so they tossed him out on the curb, but he still scored the rolls. Paul was the greatest roomate in the history of roomates. Clean, considerate, and he always knew when to fuck off.
We dropped and headed back to the apartment where we sat in a triangle and had those stupid heart to heart talks you can only have while in the grips of a drug induced seratonin dump. She claimed she was getting hot so she took her shirt and bra off. She had these little perfectly shaped b cups with nice quarter sized nipples that swelled up like gum drops when she was turned on.

Paul eventually decided he wanted to feel a nice hot shower while he was rolling so he left the room for awhile. Angel immediately asked me if I wanted a massage. When I laid down on the floor, she told me she wanted to massage my chest while my head was in her lap. It sounded like a good idea to me. She started rubbing my chest and leaning forward, rubbing all the way down to just inside the waistline of my pants. I took this as my cue to start sucking on her tits. All of the rubbing had me rock hard and she reached for my cock and started carressing it over my pants. It felt amazing. I reached down and unzipped so she could have better access. My cock sprang out.

She said something to the effect of,"I always knew you were a big boy."

Then she began to jerk me off. She started licking my cock from the base to the head. I buried my face in her cloth covered pussy and felt how warm she was through her pants. I reached up and pulled them halfway down her ass so I could massage those little globes while she made me feel good. I'm not normally into skinny chicks but in the moment, it was impossible to say no.

I told her we needed to listen for the water to shut off, and pulled her pants halfway down so I could bury my face in her pussy. I pulled her into 69. That cunt was clean shaven, just enough lip. I started to lick while she decided to show off just how deep her throat went. It felt so good, but I've never been able to get off while on E. She was leaking her juices all over my face and moaning on my cock. At one point it occurred to me that it was a good thing Paul liked to take long showers. Poor fucker was probably beating off in there after seeing Angel's tits for an hour.

I kept licking and sucking her clit until she gushed all over my face with a muffled scream around my cock. She just kept on sucking. She was going at my dick like my cum contained the cure for cancer. Then the water stopped. We separated and tried to collect ourselves, but that room had to reek of pussy. It was a good thing that when Paul eventually wandered back into the room, he was so high wouldn't have noticed if I was buttfucking Hillary Clinton on the ottoman.

That was just the first time we fooled around, but it was really fucking hot.

I am 28 years old, live by myself with my dog, and havent dated in almost 2 years since my last boyfriend cheated on me. Since then I have become addicted to huge toys and random objects in my ass and pussy.

My little brother was living at home with my mom, but they were having a lot of issues, I knew this was in large part to my mom being a push over so I told her that I would let him stay with me and deal with him.

I think just being in a new environment and everything did the trick. That is until a few weeks ago. I started to notice that my panties would go missing, but then they would be in the dirty laundry, full of my little brother's cum.

At first I didnt say anything, I would just smell or lick his cum out of my panties and wash them. This went on for a couple weeks until he escalated to putting the panties he used back in my drawer. I noticed this one morning getting dressed and I slipped on a pair of boy shorts and felt they were wet and gooey right on my crotch.

I instantly started to rub my pussy and fell back onto my bed. I grabbed my hitatchi and was squirting into my panties within minutes. I called into work and walked into the kitchen in just my panties and bra. You could clearly see that my panties were soaked through.

Kyle walked into the kitchen and just stopped frozen, staring at me. I just looked over my shoulder at him and bit my lower lip. We stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity.

He finally left for school and I spent the entire day watching porn and using my toys. But I went into the guest bedroom Kyle was staying in with my laptop and a few of my favorite toys. I squirted all over his bed multiple times.

Once I was worn out I took off my bra and panties and left them on his bed. I got a shower and put on a new bra and panties that were very sexy, lacy, and low cut, and then I slipped on a pair of sexy heels.

I was cooking dinner when Kyle got home from school and he went straight into his room. I had finished dinner and went to go get him out of his room. Right before I knocked, I stopped and decided to just barge in on him to see what he was doing.

I opened the door really quick and saw my little brother with my panties wrapped around his cock. He didnt say anything, just kind of freaked out and tried to cover himself up. I just giggled and walked over to him, strutting my hips as I walked. I pushed him against the dresser, wrapped my hand around his throat and I could feel him shaking, and whispered in his ear "no more cumming without your big sissy's help, understand lil boy"

I backed my face away from his just enough so he could see my smirk and said "Good boy, now its time for dinner"

I let him go and strutted my stuff walking out of his room, knowing he was staring at my ass. After a very quiet dinner watching American Psycho...I made him go clean up the kitchen as I drank some wine and laid on the couch, spread across all the seats after I took off my heels.

I was so wet thinking about playing with my lil brother. He came back to watch the movie with me and sat at the other end of the couch. I put my feet in his lap and told him to massage them for me. I was kind of surprised at how well he rubbed my feet, but I still over did my moans a little bit to tease him. After about 30 minutes I started to rub my feet against his hard cock.

"Thank you for leaving me my gift that I found in my panties this morning"

He just got super red and didnt know what to say. I consoled him and told him that I loved it and what I had done all day. I told him that if he wanted to continue to get off under my roof, he wasnt allowed to do so without me.

He agreed and I told him to come with me and led him into my room. I laid on my bed and told him to get onto and massage my back. He started to get on the bed and I stopped him, told him to strip down for me. ALL the way.

He was such a good little boy, stripped down and his big cock sprung out. He sat over my ass and started giving me an amazing massage. I could feel his cock throbbing against my ass cheeks.

I asked him if he wanted to cum in the panties that I was wearing. He said yes of course, but didnt know what I had in mind.

I made him lay on his back and grabbed his cock. I pulled his cock inside my panties and started to grind my pussy against his cock, I was so wet I thought he was going to pop into my pussy.

I told him not to cum until I instructed him to do so and it was a waste of time. He covered my pussy within moments. I slapped him hard across the face and told him "Bad boy, now you have to be punised"

I pulled off my panties and sat on his face and made him lick my pussy clean. It was a strong mix of his cum and all the juices from my pussy. Once all his cum was gone he really started to suck on my clit and I squirted all over his face.
Then I took my panties and stuffed them into his mouth and told him to roll over on his stomach and close his eyes.

I got up and put my strapon on and grabbed a bottle of lube. I lubed up my strapon cock and his cute little ass. I was expecting him to resist but he just laid there. I slid my strapon into his ass and held him down. He just moaned and pushed his ass back against me.

"Ohh, you like having your ass fucked lil brother? You like having your big sissy fuck your ass?" and I thrusted into him even harder.

I started getting into a crazy fucking his ass and started to cum. I didnt squirt this time but it was still an amazing orgasm. I slid out of his ass and cuddled my lil brother as the big spoon and reached over and grabbed his soft cock.

"Did my good lil boy cum?" I asked

"Yes, I did twice"

"Twice?!? Wow, that is a good lil boy."

He asked me what this means now, between us. I told him as long as he keeps behaving, is a good lil boy for me, I will keep his cock and his ass happy. If he isnt, he can go and live with mom again.

Needless to say I wake up every morning getting my pussy eaten out. Then I return the favor and we get ready for the day.

His birthday is coming up and I told him he can do whatever he wants for an entire weekend with me. I told him in advance so he could start planning.

Cant wait to see whats in store for me...

SexyASS Kylee in her bikini 

Wwyd to kylee?

My friend Kyle took this girl Aunna to winter formal. He ended up having a little of a crush on her and i never told him that I got head from Aunna that night in her car. She had Kyle drop her off because she wanted nothing to do with him, and then she shows up at my house with booze and a gram of coke. She gave me most of the coke so i sat back and enjoyed that, took a couple shots with her and she sucked my dick sitting in her car in my drive way. I nutted in her mouth once, then she kept going until i nutted a second time. She really wants to date but i just wanted to use her for the blowjob. Poor Kyle didnt get shit that night while his date bought me coke, got me drunk, sucked my dick and swallowed 2 of my loads. Best night of the year :)

Who would you fuck? Kylee (left) or Ellie (right)?

What are you thoughts on Kylee?

Alison is a hot piece of ass while her boyfriend kyle seems to need to wear underwear and cum in it while being a sissy little cuck.

Notice his little cuck cock dripping precum at being able to wear her panties?