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You know I confess I have lived for many years with several imaginery friends and pets, I am very happy with this situation, I just invent whomever I want to be with or speak to and bingo life's perfect. I am not married, live alone and have no real friends just my imaginary life ! I am new here and at first glance it seems like a great place for a 'second life' or 'alter ego' kind of experience. I plan to make up an imaginery identity here when I work out what the focus of motherless is - I'm guessing sexual deviancy hehe ! Anyway back to my imaginary real life friends, does anyone else follow this kind of lifestyle, there certainly appear to be a lot of very intelligent fantasists on this site! I would love to get advice on how to make the most of it. Many thanks in advance! Jason, Leicester UK.

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I confess that a fleshlight is the greatest invention since he light bulb

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive   Only SERIOUS replies by DM

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  If Your Serious Send Me a Message I approve who meets and films with my husband
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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  message us 

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i confess the truth. pokeballs were originally invented so that Noah could safely and conveniently fit two of every of Earth's animals onto the ark.

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive. So Let's Me Get some Responses and Have yourself a amazing experience 

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive If u wanna be his next video partner message me

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People who get off on children have a serious problem. And not from the point of laws, life or even morality .. That's none of my business ... each to their own, I'm very conscious of what I do 'correctly' and 'incorrectly'. yet if some old skank even though about laying a hair on my daughter .. whoaah be fucking tidy. I'd come down like a ton of bricks and believe me ... pedo's aren't the only ones with sick thoughts.
Just remember this ... I'm not special, you're not special. No-one is special. We haven't invented anything. BUT Hitler would be proud of me, because fuck me! my farts can clean out a night club.

Okay, I'm done.

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06 Mar 2025 8:29AM
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Yoga pants were one of the best inventions

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive

Only Serious people message me in DM to set it up

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  Please Only Respond if seriously interested in Being His Next video partner.  NO ANONYMOUS REPLIES TO POST 

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive

Anyone seriously interested send me a DM. So i can set ir up. Any responses to this post that are stupid will be ignored

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Absolutely non of this is fabricated and it’s 100 percent real. This happened about 10 months ago. So please, I don’t want any hate, im just seeking advice.

I still remember when I found out that my wife was cheating on me, it was one of the craziest days of my life, I’ve always fascinated with the idea of a cuckold relationship. I felt a sense of panic yet excitement in this situation.

Me and my now wife had a long distance relationship for several months. I was visiting her when this all happened. It was a Friday night and we both were getting ready to go out with a group of mutual friends. Recently Apple had added a new feature in which you could see recently deleted iMessage texts. Out of general curiosity while she was getting ready, I saw this as an opportunity to go through her phone. Some might think this is an invasion of privacy, but let me explain. Before we were married, she had previously messaged another guy in the past, with the intent of going over his house for some drinks. Her plan was to lie to me telling me that she would have to work late into the night and that we wouldn’t be able to sleep on FaceTime like we did every night. I had already confronted her on that situation before and I had forgiven her about that and she said it would never happen again, that it was a stupid mistake. Now back to my main situation. Which happens about a year later.

I went through the deleted messages, and to my surprise I saw a weird number saved under one of her female friends name with a bunch of emojis. Well the curiosity got the best of me and I re-opened the deleted chat. Boom, there it was. She was texting another guy, who she eventually told me would often go visit her while she was working.

The first message began with a simple “Hey, do you remember me?” She then responded with a “of course I do.” He then says, “I can’t stop thinking about you!” Which my wife responded with “I think about you a lot too”

In one of the messages he told her "I honestly can't forget your kisses that night, you did all of that on purpose. So that I wouldn’t be able to forget you” followed by “When I see you im going to fuck the shit out of you!” To my surprise my wife reacted to the message with “you better, but the issue is that I don’t work anymore and he’s always around it’s going to be hard to see each other.”

Living in a pretty small town, it’s not uncommon to see the same people everyday. Me and my wife walk to the gym, nothing unusual about, my wife wears the basic gym girl stuff. Leggings and a regular shirt. Never really put too much thought into it.

He then told her, “ I see you going to the gym almost everyday and I see the leggings you wear, that ass makes me sooo hard. I want to say something, but he’s always around you.” She responded “It’s not fair that you can only see me. I want to see you too, but if I look around too much he’ll get suspicious. Why don’t you come to the gym and watch me train? I want to see you at least for a couple of minutes!”
My wife eventually told him, “ I’ll try and find an opportunity to sneak out for at least 20 minutes, but I don’t think you’ll be able to satisfy yourself in that little bit of time.” He then said “With you, I’ll finish quickly.” At this point my cock was hard and my heart was raising. I was filled with anger and excitement. Anger based on the fact that she was cheating, but the excitement of imaging her pleasing another cock.
He then told her “just let me know if wanted you want me to pick her up at the same place I dropped you off last time.” She told him to send an audio message just so that she can 1000 percent sure confirm it was him, in which he did, but I quite honestly don’t remember what he said during the audio message. From there the messages had stopped.

At this point I confronted my wife and she began to cry, telling me that nothing ever happened, that they never had sex, that it this was a stupid mistake. I asked her about the “kisses” and she told me that he once dropped her off after work and had given her a kiss on the cheek and that was it. That she didn’t know why he was being so intense. Her excuse to the whole situation was that she was scared that he would do something to her. But what I don’t understand how can you be scared of him, but yet want to meet up with him for 20 minutes alone.

Regardless, What she didn't know is that while we were having this conversation. I was pretty hard, she was hysterically crying still, so seeing an opportunity to tell her I didn’t mind the situation.
I moved her hand on my cock so she could she how hard I was, but in doing that she started to cry more and she asked me with fear and panic in her voice “why are you hard!?! Wait, do you want to see me fuck someone else, what the fuck!” and seeing how she reacted I said "noooo love, that's not it, I’m just trying to change the topic” and I invented something to change the conversation. From there it took a while for our relationship to get back to normal.
But actually I do think about what they said over text and find myself running to watch cuckold porn and imagine it being my wife. I really want to be in a cuckold marriage. My wife lovessss watching double penetration porn and I sometimes as her if she would do something like that, but she’ll either say “baby, stop” or “we’ll see”.

In all honesty though with the reaction she gave me, I'm afraid to tell the truth now. So, I have two questions. Do you guys think that she had a sexual relationship with that guy that she was texting and two how can I “convince” her to cuck me?

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive. And to my stalker feel free to comment and harass me won't shut me up. Anyone who serious about this please send me a message so we can set it up

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Invented a time machine, went back and drilled my mom before my dad could. Shot a huge load in her tight snatch. Accidentally erased myself from existence. Now, I'm just in the ether, stroking off, thinking about the hairy hole that birthed me but not really.

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Ive heard of ped o rings and swingersrings - I wonder if anyone ever invented a rape ring, where ppl meet up, jerk off to girls they know and get "fellow memebers" to rape them......keep the vids and all wank over and watch the girls they like being raped........just a thought..

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive

If your seriously interested in this DM me to set it up. Any Stalker responses will be ignored 

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I confess that Gary Glitter is THE MAN !.This guy had the balls to do what all you fantasising pathetic wannabe pedos can only dream about.
He went out to Asia and fucked loads of little girls while you lot were inventing stories on Motherless.
OK,so he has done his short time but he is now back on the street with more money than any of you sad fuckers will earn in a lifetime.
If you are reading this Gary,i salute you sir.
You are an hero.

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Max Hardcore. What a legend.

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Jamilla’s crucifixion


Jamilla was already awake when the sunlight entered her cell. After the Romans had captured her a week ago at the villa of her master, they had locked her up in there. They had stripped her and tied her up tightly, her hands behind her back, she was forced to sit here in this dark cell. She have had a lot of time to think about what has happened, and, more important, the things to come. At first she had been scared to death by the thought of being crucified, but right now she had found peace with it. Jamilla knew what she had done, and she also knew that she deserved nothing better. There was no doubt that, if she was to be killed, it would happen out there for every one to see. She was just to beautiful to let her die in here. After all she was the most beautiful girl in and around the city, In fact the thought of starving in here scared her even more than a public humiliation. Being tied up all the time and at least raped and tortured, imagine taht! No, no, all well considered, crucifixion was the best she could hope for. At least her pain would be over in a few days instead of years. She didn’t dare to think that the soldiers wouldn’t come for her.

But then the door opened and a couple of men gave entered her cell and removed the ropes from her hands and feet. Jamilla felt some sort of relief when she left the cell. They would not let her starve. Thus far she had been very lucky. It was only now that she realized that nobody had abused her until now. She wasn’t raped, she hadn’t been whipped. The fact of being nude don’t scare her, as a slave girl she has experienced this form of humilation many times, it was usual for the female to walk nude trough the city up tot he crucifixion side, while the men are allowed to wear a loincloth.

As they came out of the dark hallways into the inner yard of the camp, Jamilla spotted a long, thin, wooden cross lying on the ground. “Pick it up!” one of the soldiers said. Jamilla walked towards the cross and lifted it on her shoulder. There was no use in trying to resist, which would only make it worse for her. Two soldiers came standing next to her and one of them hung a wooden plate around her neck with her name, her age and her crime carved in it. Jamilla expected them to push her forward in to the streets of the city, but they didn’t. Both of the soldiers were looking at a little door behind them. As Jamilla looked at it as well, she saw an other soldier coming out with a hammer, a ladder and a basket with nails. Long heavy spikes…

“So it ’s going to be a full nailing” Jamilla said to herself. Until now she had hoped that they would only use ropes or at least only nail her hands, but as she could count more than two nails, she knew she wouldn’t be that lucky. The soldier loaded the gear on a donkey and the other two gave Jamilla a gentile push on her shoulder. “Let’s go.” They said and the campgates opened.

Jamilla carried her cross through the narrow streets of the city. It wasn’t very heavy but despite the early hour the sun was already shining hot. As she came closer to the crucifixion site, more and more people were watching and following her, yelling things at her. She noted the views of the men, on her slim body, her well-shaped breasts, with the long nipples. Her master has pierced them years ago, she has to wear rings there, and the nipples has grown considerably. Except her long hair, her body has been shaved completely, even if the pubic hair has started to grow back, her crotch is visible for everyone.

“Look at you, you stupid basterds,” Jamilla said to herself “ shouldn’t you be working? No you just want to see me suffer, you want to hear me scream on the cross, you want to see the extreme fear in my eyes when they nail me to it. Well screw you! You think I’m afraid but I’m not, you think I’ll beg them for mercy, beg them not to nail my feet, but you’re wrong, wrong, wrong! I won’t. In fact I’ll show you that it doesn’t scare me, I’ll show you how a proud girl faces her destiny!”

As she took the last turn to the marketplace, Jamilla felt this strange sensation in her underbelly. She knew she was walking her last few steps ever. On the market place, one of the soldiers gave the order to stop right in the middle of the square. She let her cross slip to the ground, took a few steps back and looked at the people that came to see her humiliation. One soldier held a hand on her shoulder and took back the wooden plate as the other one unpacked the gear. The third one began to declare her verdict and why she deserved it. During that time Jamilla realized that the strange feeling in her underbelly wasn’t fear as she thought it was, but pleasure. Her crotch has become wet, she noticed it. Every single person on the square wanted to see her young, nude body exposed on the cross. She knew she turned on every man that came to see her today, but none of them would ever have her. She would remain an unreachable ideal forever. She knew she could give them a spectacle they would never forget, that would make every other women look like durt.

Right now Jamilla realized that her time had come. The third soldier reached the end of his speech.

Jamilla knew what she had to do, she would show the crowd she was not afraid. Slowly she walked towards the cross, looking at the soldiers. Then she turned around, looked at he crowd and went lying down on her cross. Before one of the soldiers could grab her, she placed both of her wrists on the crossbeam, waiting for the nails.

The soldier that was going to nail her held back his two accompagnons. “No, no, don’t grab her. I want to see if she really can take this.” Jamilla looked at him as he put the first heavy spike right on top of her wrist. There was no one holding her wrists in place, yet she did not pulled them away, when the soldier raised his hammer for the first blow. Jamilla looked closely as the point of the first nail was driven into her wrist. “Aagh!” The pain was more than unbearable, it didn’t just stay in her wrist. Like water spilled on a flat stone, the pain started to run in various directions, all through her body. Yet the nail had only cut a few muscles and flesh. Right now he was only pushing on her wristbones, slightly driving them apart. As much as Jamilla was suffering, she couldn’t move her arms. She could only watch how the hammer came down a second time. This time the nail crushed her wristbones. Jamilla could feel the couldnes of the steel against her bones. Again she could not hold back a short scream. The pain had now turned into a supernatural form of agony. One of the soldiers who was standing next to the cross, noticed how Jamilla was rubbing her beautiful bare feet over the sand in a useless attempt to lighten the pain. Although the nail hadn’t reached the beam yet, she managed to keep her tortured wrist in place. Her most beautiful body was already covered with sweat when the hammer came down for the third time. Finally the nail came out of her wrist again and made his first contact with the crossbeam. Jamilla felt a bit relieved because she thought the wrist part was over. Once the nail was through, it would be easier to bare. But she was wrong. The hardness of the wood made it very hard to finish the job. The executioner needed six more blows to get her wrist fully nailed to the beam, every blow causing Jamilla more and more pain in addition to the already unbearable agony…

At the first blow, Jamilla had pulled back her second wrist. “Aagh!” A short scream escaped her mouth every time the nail went deeper. Finally the last blow was given and the executioner stood up. Shortly he admired his work, then he walked over to the other side of the beam to nail her other wrist. Jamilla didn’t know how she did it, but she had managed not to cry. Although only one of the four nails was in place, she was already covered with sweat. She looked at her unnailed wrist once more, then she placed it on the crossbeam as she saw the executioner approached with the second nail. He looked at her beautiful young face while he went across her wrist with his fingers to locate the bones. When he found the right spot, he place the nail on it, held his hammer high up in the sky. Then he waited for a moment to see if Jamilla really wouldn’t pull down her arm now that she knew what it felt like to have one nailed wrist. Then he started his horrible job.

Jamilla thought she knew what she had to expect, but no one could ever get used to a sudden explosion of pure pain like that. Again her short screams filled the air, again her beautiful bare feet rubbed against the sand, but yet the agony seemed like at least a thousand times worse. Again she felt how the nail crushed some of her bones and drove others apart. It was in this pure sensation of nothing-but-absolute-agony- that Jamilla realized something strange. With every blow she screamed her little “AaAgh’s” as a message to every one on the square that she couldn’t take it any more. But now she realized, as her pain reached a new, horrible peak with every other blow that she wanted more. Though the agony made it quite impossible to keep her wrist in place, as long as the nail hadn’t pinned it to the wood, Jamilla realized she was able to do so, because she loved it. From this moment one, she could kill and love the executioner for what he was doing to her at the same time. She hated and admired him because he was able of hurting her like this. Though her agony reached unknown hights with every blow, she couldn’t wait for the next one. She watched closely how the nail disappeared deeper into her wrist and into the wood. When the executioner stood up after the nailing, Jamilla felt relieved and disappointed at the same time. Her body was under tension, shivering, excited, despite the heat her nipples remain hard all the time, and she notes that her juice has started to leak.

Jamilla looked at her beautiful nude body as the soldiers made preparations to pull up the cross. With her arms spread out like this above her head and her legs a bit opened to feel the sand under her feet for the last time, both her beautiful small breasts with their long and hard nipples and shaven pubic were exposed to the crowd. Yet Jamilla felt no shame, she felt only pain and a deep desire for more pain. Two soldiers were tying ropes to both ends of the crossbeam while the third one was placing some small pieces of wood at the bottom of the longpole so that the cross wouldn’t slide over the sand when they tried to raise it. Then they attached the ropes to their donkey as well. Then the executioner kneeled down at Jamilla’s feet. He grabbed them by the ankles and measured the length of her legs. He placed her feet on the longpole, right next to each other, so that her legs were slightly bent. He looked at it, changed the pose a bit, released her feet and carved a little bit of wood out of the pole, where he wanted her feet to be when he nailed them. Jamilla had observed his actions very well. For a moment she thought he was going to nail her feet before they raised the cross. She had loved the feeling of his hand around her feet. The two soldiers made the donkey pull up the cross while the executioner made sure the longpole would slip into the hole that was dug for it. As they raised her cross and her feet left the ground for the last time, Jamilla felt how her weight was no longer carried by the thin longpole but only by the two spikes that pierced her wrists. She had to scream. Little yelps of both extreme agony and pleasure escaped her mouth while the donkey was raising her cross. As her cross was almost in a complete vertical position, Jamilla spotted the carve made by the executioner to indicate the intended position of her feet. While the soldiers were making sure the cross wouldn’t fall back if they cut the ropes, Jamilla tried out her final footpose. With her feet against the longpole and her legs opened widely because of the roundness of the longole, she decided that it was both a humiliating and an exciting pose. Jamilla looked at her elegant ankles and her adorable toes. Soon her most beautiful feet would be nailed. To feel once more the pain of really hanging on a cross, she moved her legs away from the longpole, so that they were just hanging on either side of it. Now the executioner placed his ladder against the cross and climbed up to fulfill his duty.

As the executioner reached the final step of the ladder, Jamilla lowered her left foot and placed it right on the spot the executioner wanted it to be. He put the nail right on the most central spot of her foot, slightly adapted its pose so that the toes were really pointing towards the ground. Then he began the nailing. Once again Jamilla experienced a wave of fresh agony running through her body. Again she felt how the nail pushed against the bones of her foot and crushed them with the second blow. Again she let out her little yells every time the nail went a bit deeper. Even when the nail entered the wood after the third blow, she didn’t dare to put any weight on it. Her foot was causing her the same amount of agony as both her wrists. Oooh, she loved crucifixion right now; She thanked the people that invented this heavenly torture from the bottom of her heart as the final blows were given. As the executioner finished the nailing of her left foot, Jamilla felt a bit sad. Now her other foot was the only thing left. After that, her agony would slowly fade away … So she put her other foot right next to her nailed one. The executioner brought out the last nail. Jamilla closed her eyes as her bully raised his hammer. Very intensely she tried to analyze the waves of pain that were caused by the final spike. As the bones of her right foot were crushed she couldn’t hold back a small yelp. Also when she felt how the nail tore the skin of here sole apart, she simply had to release a little “ Ôah!” As the nail was driven further into her foot and the wood of the longpole, Jamilla first realized she was being put to death in the most cruel, horrible and agonizing way known in the whole of the Roman Empire, and that she just loved it. The soldier smashed the nail a bit deeper for the last time. Then he went down a few steps and nailed the wooden plate that quoted Jamill’s crime, name and age to the longpole, right underneath her beautiful, nailed feet. “Jamilla, twenty one year old, blonde slave, murder, theft and arson.” Then he stepped down, took away his ladder and together with one of his fellows he went back to the camp. The third one staid to guard Jamilla so that no one would get her down of there.

Although it had seamed a lot longer, her crucifixion had only taken half an hour. Now most of the spectators resumed their work on the market. For Jamilla, the real horror of crucifixion was about to begin. Right now she realized that the pain in her wrists became too much to bare, even for someone who loved it, so Jamilla had to push up on her feet. Putting her entire weight on the nails piercing her feet caused her a wonderful amount of pain, yet she had to let go, if she didn’t want to faint, and she fell back on her wrists. But very soon, again, the pain in her wrists forced her to retry the push up. The Romans had spiked her in a very ingenious way. By bending her legs just a little bit, Jamilla had to face the problem where to put her weight, but she couldn’t suffocate that easy. As she looked around to see what the other people who had watched her crucifixion were doing. Some people were still looking at her, pointing out to each other how well she was nailed. Jamilla herself was also admiring the work of her bully. While she was at it, she saw that she wasn’t bleeding as much as she thought. The only blood Yamilla saw was the blood that had run out of the wounds when the nails were still driven in. Meanwhile the soldier that staid behind walked over to the fountain and took a drink. He didn’t return to the cross but went strait to one of the stalls on the market. He decided to watch over her from there, in the shadow. On the cross, Jamilla was exposed to the sun. Very slowly her bronzed skin was burning. As she saw the guard take a drink, Jamilla became aware of her own thirst. She wondered whether she could ask for some water as well. After a while her thirst became so big she decided to risk it. “Can…can I have some water to, please…?” she moaned. The guard fulfilled her request and put a cup filled with water on the top of his spear. Jamilla drunk it all and asked for more several times, especially around noon when the sun was burning every drop of liquid out of her.

Jamilla now realized that the pain wasn’t fading away at all. She didn’t know why but the spikes kept hurting her as much as they did when they were driven into place. She looked once more to the nails piercing her body. As she could clearly feel, al four of them were smashed through some bones. “I wonder…” she thought. Jamilla tried to move her fingers, but some of them didn’t react to her command. Also her toes weren’t completely movable. The sight of the spikes entering her feet and wrists fascinated her. Jamilla tried to reach the head of the nails in her wrists. Her fingers could only touch the top of the nails. Her excitement still remains, and her crotch has started to leak, she notes the liquid running down the lips, and the it drops down to the sand.

As the sun went down and the market became empty, Jamilla first realized she would never leave her cross again. Even her corpse would be left up there after she died. She wondered what it would be like, if she died. Would she pass out and never awake again? She didn’t know.

Jamilla’s first night on the cross was filled with agony. There was now way of getting some sleep up there. If the pain didn’t keep her awake, then the coldness of the night would make sure she didn’t sleep. The hours passed slowly, way to slowly, but when Jamilla finally thought she was used to it, the first rays of sunlight announced a new day….

As the market became crowded again, people returned to her cross to see how she was doing. "You 're realy enjoying this, aren't you?" Jamilla managed to ask her public. Of course they did. "Guess what," Jamilla moaned as a reply, "so do I..."

According to some spectators who had seen a few crucifixions already, Jamilla was “dancing” real nice. She was pushing herself up on the spikes piercing her feet and falling back on her wrists al the time. Even if she didn’t had to push up to get some fresh air, she still forced herself to do so. It largely increased her pain. It was her second day on the cross, but Jamilla felt far from exhausted. Now she knew why she hadn’t been raped or whipped: If she were still strong when they nailed her to her cross, she would last longer. Once again Jamilla looked at her beautiful body. The nails fascinated her, how they disappeared in her wrists and feet. Only four nails, but they put her in hell. Right now the thought crossed her mind that despite of the fact that she had been drinking quite a lot yesterday, she didn’t have to pee. The sun burned away every single drop of liquid, even the water from the fountain. In the afternoon, Jamilla felt how she was becoming weaker and weaker, how the pain slowly faded. Right now she wished she could live through it al again, from the cell, to the first nail, the moment of triumph when she exposed her completely nude body to the overwhelmed crowd, the nailing of her wrists and feet, her complete crucifixion. Later that day Jamilla lost conscience. She didn’t saw how a rich salesman paid of the guarding soldier and ordered his men to get Jamilla down from her cross. She didn’t even realized the nails were pulled out.

Jamilla looked out of the window as the sun came up. Six months had passed since her crucifixion. Her wounds had completely healed. The salesman had dropped her of at one of his houses in a small village while she was still unconscious. An other girl slave had told her everything. She had never seen him until now. He was standing in the inner yard, saying goodbye to someone. Then he entered Jamilla’s room. “You’re so beautiful” he said. “You’re so beautiful that you can ask me anything. Ask me and I’ll do it!” Jamilla looked at him as he touched her face. “Well, there is one thing you could do…” She answered.

Later that morning, the entire village watched how Jamilla publicly undressed herself. Completely nude, she walked over to the cross and went lying down on it. She smiled at the salesman as he approached with the hammer and the nails. “Nail me!” she said.

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Q: What's the difference between Motherless and xHamster?

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That whole FluiDE shit is a big lie! There no "new" inventions, everythings been invented a long time ago and is bein published in stages, according to plan. Stupid zeitgeist and stupid people. They need time to get accustomed to a new idea.. I'm thru! Any of my attempts of speeding up the process failed. Capitalism is fake! And it's pprogressing fail, but you dont notice it you cant' tell the differenc because you dont know any alternatives! Imnnot talking of political structures here you shitshards. But yure messed up. And your mind is bound to the zetgeist. You only know of few languags and you think in those languages thinking "that is you!" well thats NOT you!I just want to improve things but i end up consfusing people. LCARS has been around for how long? 3d desktops? But it's too ahead of its time... fuck fucking FUCK! i hate being stuck here . . . . fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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I confess. Fucking kikes and niggers. World was good til those motherfuckers got invented. Those greedy hook nosed hebes and filthy fucking niggers ruined the world. The U.S. Was awesome before they came here to fuck it up and steal our shit.

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No trans woman or a trans man convinces me. I have nothing against trans people. It must be painful being you, and I really do wish you all the best in whatever gender role you may choose or invent, but no, you will never pass. No present day technology can turn a biological man into a woman or a woman into a man and everyone around you painfully knows that. Everyone around you plays your little role play game just to make you happy or so that you would not fuck them over with a witchhunt. It feels lonely knowing all that with no one to talk about it.

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Be forewarned: This story doesn't end with me fucking my sister, my niece, or my daughter's friend (I don't even have a daughter). I have a hard time believing any of that shit. What I have to say is believable, though, because it's true (and things that seem a little weird to invent in a forum like this!):
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I had the most unbelievable dream about my teenage niece the other day. But, first, some background (and, I will be writing this carefully to not violate the TOU! Look for [brackets] to see edits):
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She's always been my favorite niece, and I've always been her favorite uncle. We've been pals forever, and I'd jump in front of a bus for her.
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The first time I peeped on her was when she was over for a sleepover some years ago. She had to go in and change her swimsuit, and a little lightbulb went off in my head saying, "Wow, i wonder if I could see her naked through the window?" I did. It was kind of cool, but no big deal.
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A couple of years later, I did the same thing, and was freaked out when she took her shirt off to reveal [her small breasts]. I nearly came in my pants! Here's the worst part: I planned it out. I loaned her a t-shirt to wear to bed, but I purposely hung it in the bathroom, then put a bunch of hangers tangled over the hanger it was on because I knew it would take her a while to untangle them...giving me ample time to see her naked...and film the whole thing.
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Shortly after, I got film of her and my other niece comparing tits and pussy hair while changing in the bathroom. BUT...I only saw the tits, not the pussies. The image was sort of blocked, but it was clear that the other niece was pulling her panties to the side.
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I caught her another time changing out of a swimsuit in her own room. I had gone upstairs to use the bathroom, and was talking to her through the door...which was cracked open about an inch. Fucking heaven. I was nearly certain that she knew I had seen her.
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Fast forward a couple of more years, and my niece [is a teen] and is over at my new apartment for a sleepover. I got a bit more ballsy, and was lucky to not get caught. When she said that she was going to change for bed, I quickly said that I needed to run an errand (which made no sense), then placed myself outside the window where I intentionally left the blinds open a crack. I thought I was filming it, but accidentally pressed the button twice and got nothing! What I did see (but didn't record) was her nearly perfect tits and puffy nipples when her bra came off and she got into a t-shirt I loaned her. Afterward, I had to wait outside for a while to make it seem like I ran an errand to the convenience store (I pre-planned something already in my pocket to make it look like I just bought it). The next day is when I really took a chance. I placed my camera in plain sight no the counter - recording, and with the lense open and extended and everything, so it was clearly a "working" camera. I tried to disguise it with a couple of soda cans. Then, I went into the bathroom and said that I was going to change, and that she could too if she wanted to. I got a side view of her tits, but that's about it. The rest was out of the shot! Very frustrating. Turns out she had just changed her shirt, so I got a chance again and recorded while she was changing her pants. I just got a panty shot. She didn't change them (dirty girl). Here's the kicker - at one point during this last filming, she looked DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA. When I reviewed it, I saw this. I wasn't sure what to make of this. Would she confront me? Would she tell her mother? Was my life totally fucked from that point on? She never said a thing. Maybe she didn't really notice and was just looking in that direction. Or, maybe she was pleased to know that I was filming her. I'll never know.
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Fast forward again about a year, and she slept over at another new apartment I got. When she went to the bathroom, I quickly went outside, and got a view of her wispy pussy hair. I recorded again, and got a little bit of it...but, the memory was full, so the best part was cut off! That's twice! Grr. But, I did get a little. Seeing her teenage pubes was more than I could handle.
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That's the last time I filmed her. Since then, it's just been a series of trying to catch downblouses as her tits have blossomed beyond perfection. Also, downloading facebook pictures, and things like that.
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This past weekend, I had the most intense dream I've ever had. You know, one of those dreams where you're convinced it was real even after you've been awake for a while? Where you can remember all of the senses you felt - sight, touch, smell, even color? I dreamed that my niece and I were just hanging out and socializing, and she leaned over me for something, which accidentally exposed a full breast. I instinctively placed my hand on it and held it there, and she just closed her eyes, opened her mouth a little, let loose a little sigh (as if to say, "Finally"), and bowed her head a little in shame. I remember my thoughts vividly - I felt so aroused that I couldn't stand it, and the "taboo line" we had just crossed had me just on fire from head to toe, and with a raging hard on (in my dream, and in real life). After I placed my hand on her breast, she reached down and put hers on my dick. We didn't say anything. Just a lot of light little whimpers, sighs, and moans, with her eyes closed, mouth open, and eyebrows raised.
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Now, this next part is freaking weird: I started to suck her dick. Yeah, you heard right...she had a tiny little dick with no balls. I've always imagined that she has a big clit (because I'd seen both of my sisters nude, and they have huge flaps - that's another story), so maybe that's where that came from. After I sucked her tiny dick / enormous clit for a while, I fed it to her, gently putting it into her mouth, and she sucked it too (with spit coming out the sides and wet sounds)...all the while whimpering as she made herself cum (she obviously came by her actions in my dream, but I was spared a cumshot [thank god...that would have ruined the whole fantasy]).
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Then, I woke up.
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I was in a situation where it wouldn't be appropriate to jerk off (which I desperately needed to do), but I went to the bathroom as quickly as possible. It literally took me about two minutes to cum with all of these thoughts fresh in my mind. And, it was so vivid, I've jerked of to the memory of the dream a few times since then...and probably will again tonight.
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SO, THAT'S IT! I guess I just wrote this for like minded souls. Totally true. When I said I did something, I did it. When it was a fantasy, I said it was a fantasy. I get so tired of seeing stories that, even if they are true, I can't believe them. This is true, though. That's the best I can do.
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I confess I want to punch the person who invented the term "cis-gender" in the nose.

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I confess that I just read that when Trump becomes our fuhrer he's gonna pick fights with China, North Korea, Japan, Mexico, Sweden, Denmark, France, Brazil and India just so he can nuke them all and then we steal all their treasures. Supposedly, he's gonna nuke them all on the same day so we can just push through the nuclear winter or whatever and get it all over with at once. And once we get rid of all those barbarians and savages he's gonna merge the U.S. with Russia to make one big super duper power that will rule the world and abolish the U.N., the I.R.S. and the Department of Education and the Welfare Department. Hahaha, it's gonna be soooooooo fucking awesome, I can't wait. Hopefully only fat ugly chicks will die from the nukes though. Gotta keep the hot bitches alive. And the Russians sure as fuck better start learning English because we sure as fuck ain't gonna speak their bullshit language with backwards Rs. What the fuck bullshit is that? They totally copied our language and just made some letters backwards and pretend they invented it. Fucking assholes. Goddamn faggots.

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  We are in Connecticut  and please only serious replies No Anonymous Replies

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive and to my stalker keep it up i can do the same  anyone seriously interested. Message me

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So check this out, motherfuckers. True story.

This afternoon I went to Walmart because my neighbor in the next space said they have Crunchberries AND Lucky Charms, the two most excellent breakfast cereals EVER invented, on sale, two boxes for three dollars. And I can mix and match however I want. Oh, and limit 6 boxes of each one, so that's twelve boxes altogether! Holy shit, man, it was like I won the fucking lottery!

Anyway, so I bungy cord my door shut at home (some crackhead asshole broke my door) get in my trusty Vega and head on down to get my cereal. I got almost all the way there when I realized I forgot my baby and my crackwhore neighbor's kid I was watching. By now I'm like fuck it I'm already here, you know? Just get the goods and get out.

So I went into the store to get my Crunchberries and Lucky Charms and guess who I see taking the LAST fucking box? Right! My goddamn crackwhore neighbor. I told that bitch she ain't no way taking all my cereal and that bitch took one look at me and said where's my kid?
I said bitch you get your kid when I get my Crunchberries. Know what he said? She said you fuckin kidding me? Keep that little cunt. You ain't gettin my Crunchberries. Thats a direct fucking quote. So I said fine, I'll keep her forever and she said fine do that and fuck off.

Now I got a baby of my own and her dumb little bitch and NO FUCKING CEREAL.

What a shitty fucking day. Fucking crackwhores.

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OP here. Yes, that's more or less what I'm saying!! They were inventive and self-reliant then!! Nowadays the masses might have mobile phones and other symbols of wealth created mostly by the West, but what has the modern Egyptian contributed to the world?!?! Zero!! They have failed to progress because their minds have stagnated in a medieval timewarp!! Think about it!! Food for thought!! On the road again, somewhere east of lake Charles!!

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  SERIOUS Responses Only 

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i would let the guy who invented chewing gun fuck my wife. seriously whoever you are dude, thanks you rock.

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I confess that I invented sex.

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  Make your New Years start right and do a video with him Serious Replies Only No Anonymous Responses to this post if your going to insult me for wanting videos of my husband with others Keep your comments to yourself 

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I like watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive. I have a large collection of videos my husband has made with others for ME. I will not share unless we get permission to. So who wants to help Add to the collection 

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Anyone has has been on this site for any length of time fully realizes the Motherless mods are also trolls.

Frankly, I do not believe there are more than three people running this site. All the characters displayed on the About page are merely that, fictional characters invented by the site owner.

Why did he invent a crew of fictional characters? Your guess is as good as mine but I'd say it's because the owner does not want to take the heat for being a friggin asshole toward his members, so he made up a crew of lying dickheads to take the heat for him.

Seriously, think about it. Once the hardware and software are in place, how many people does it take to run a website?

A few months ago a Motherless official posted commenst about this site expending more $$$ on attorney's fees every year than most people pay for their home.

Yet when reading the Premium section of the FAQ the site is barely getting by.

Quoting Motherless, "It costs a lot of money to run motherless, and our advertisers barely cover the bills. We pride ourselves on hosting content that most other sites wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, but that service comes at a price. Most advertisers won't do business with us, and many drop us once they've discovered the site content. Your premium membership will help keep motherless alive now, and into the future!"

This is just one of the many inconsistencies perpetrated by the site owner. Many more lies leave his keyboard every time he types comments defending his actions.

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Help me I so horny...I have so much pussy living on my doorstep...their everywhere. I literally wanking few times a day..I got a cracker living opposite, and next door to her is blond tall thick figure, nice.. next to me is a gorgeous milf with three hot sexy daughters, and next door to her is the beautiful Sarah, I see them going about their daily routine.. in leggings, ( I fucking love leggings) they reveal a lot of things to a man..whoever invented leggings and sports gym wear needs to be knighted ) short skirts, ass wiggling and tits heaving.. washing their cars, watering plants, unloading shopping I in female heaven I seen it all.. I gotta little secret though.. I guess over the years being handy has its uses.. I have done jobs for them all.. but little do they know... I been through their knickers draws.. had a look and a rummage. .. I know who’s got the sexy outfits, the huge toys, who’s watching porn, who takes it in the ass with butt plugs..and so many other rude dirty things that go on in their bedrooms.. but I have managed over a few years to collect off each of them those little scented, pissy, fanny smelling odour which is dripped into their little panties I have stolen over time.... sometimes I spread them all out and sit there cock in hand as I stroke my cock sniffing each one.... life is good... I got their dirty little cunts on my face..pleasuring myself thinking of how I could be violating those lovely asses they got... happy days my friends...

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive  Seeking a Real Cumslut for him next video

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Whoever invents foot massage slippers - and I don't mean vibratey bullshit - I mean ones that feel exactly like hands... whoever invents those and can sell them for a reasonable price will be a multimillionaire.

WHAT SAY YOU?

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive 

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I invented Internet porn. No need to thank me......

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The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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I wish tinder was invented way earlier and cell phones. I'm 54 and can pull in a 20 year old. She is such a good fuck. Makes it so easy to hook up with younger women 

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Well my thing is watching videos of my husband with other women his medical condition. Makes him a handful. He can cum about 10 times in a row his hyperspremia makes his first load about a 1 cup measuring cup worth takes 5 Mins to recover and cums about every 30 minutes in a row up to 10 times. Record was one female who got 8 out of him till she got tired looking for someone to break that record on video. Want her to be inventful. About how she plans on getting him to cum the full 10. If your serious either local or can travel Love Cum and Really want a experience send me a message only 4% of men worldwide have my husband condition. Don't hesitate come get a taste it addictive

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What would you do if you were walking home after dark and saw a schoolgirl standing all by herself? The street is deserted, it's just you and her.

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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This girl was real interested in this guys huge cock. She flashes her tits at around 2:35.

Capped this around 10 minutes ago.

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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i fucking love asiago cheese bagels. i could smell them for hours and then eat the mother fuckers plain, with butter, with cheese, or hell even with peanut butter.

god bless the mother fucker who invented asiago cheese bagels.

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Life, the Universe & everything.

Quotes from Douglas Adams, one of the funniest guys that ever lived.

RIP 1952 - 2001.
So long, & thanks for all the books.

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.”

“Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.”

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”

“God puts an apple tree in the middle of the Garden of Eden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha." It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it... because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.”

“He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each.”

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”

“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”

“If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.”

“If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.”

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”

"INFINITE: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that, in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big" time. Infinity is so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.”

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”

“It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.”

“It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made p******** should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons.”

“Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.”

“Life is wasted on the living.”

“Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of.”

“Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that, were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and in extreme cases shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech and writing is evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed and totally unfucked-up personality.”

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.”

“That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.”

“The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.”

“The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”

“The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phase, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question How can we eat? the second by the question Why do we eat? and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch?”

“The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.”

“The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.”

“The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.”

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

“This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”

“Time is bunk.”

“Time, we know, is relative. You can travel light years through the stars and back, and if you do it at the speed of light then, when you return, you may have aged mere seconds while your twin brother or sister will have aged twenty, thirty, forty or however many years it is, depending on how far you traveled. This will come to you as a profound shock, particularly if you didn't know you had a twin brother or sister.”

“We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.”

“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”

“A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.”

“It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear.”

“If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there...what then?

The answer, of course, was very simple. He had a whole board of circuits for dealing with exactly this problem, in fact this was the very heart of his function. He would continue to believe in it whatever the facts turned out to be, what else was the meaning of belief? The Door would still be there, even if the Door was not.”

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea ...”

“Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man had split before. Thus was the Empire forged.”

“You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon

airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in

deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me

when I was young!

Why, what did she tell you?

I don't know, I didn't listen!”

“...was there a reason behind it? There would be no point in asking... he never appeared to have a reason for anything he did at all: he had turned unfathomably into an art form. He attacked everything in life with a mixture of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”

“Anything that happens, happens.

Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.

It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.”

“Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”

“Who is this God person anyway?”

“On the way back, they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms.”

“Well I think we've sorted all that out now. If you'd like to know, I can tell you that in your Universe you move freely in three dimensions that you call space. You move in a straight line in a fourth, which you call time, and stay rooted to one place in a fifth, which is the first fundamental of probability. After that it gets a bit complicated, and there's all sorts of stuff going on in dimensions 13 to 22 that you really wouldn't want to know about. All you really need to know for the moment is that the Universe is a lot more complicated then you might think.”

"`...You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'

`But the plans were on display...'

`On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'

`That's the display department.'

`With a torch.'

`Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'

`So had the stairs.'

`But look you found the notice didn't you?'

`Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'"

"`Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.'

`Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest". They've got a page for people like you.'"

"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

"Pages one and two [of Zaphod's p********ial speech] had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. It was constructed largely of papier mache and it was virtually impossible for a newly hatched baby eagle to break out of it. The Damogran Frond Crested Eagle had heard of the notion of survival of the species but wanted no truck with it."

“this is obviously some strange usage of the word "safe" that I wasn't previously aware of.”

"`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'

`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'

`You ask a glass of water.'"

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'"

"There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'"

"The fronting for the eighty-yard long marble-topped bar had been made by stitching together nearly twenty thousand Antarean Mosaic Lizard skins, despite the fact that the twenty thousand lizards concerned had needed them to keep their insides in."

"`We've got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them.'

The crowd were tense. They were expecting something wonderful from Ford.

`Stick it up your nose,' he said.

`Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know,' insisted the girl, `Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?'"

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

"Ford grabbed him by the lapels of his dressing gown and spoke to him as slowly and distinctly and patiently as if he were somebody from a telephone company accounts department."

“Arthur's consciousness approached his body as from a great distance, and reluctantly. It had had some bad times in there. Slowly, nervously, it entered and settled down into its accustomed position.”

"His eyes seemed to be popping out of his head. He wasn't certain if this was because they were trying to see more clearly, or if they simply wanted to leave at this point."

"There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind."

"`You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?'

`Really?' said Arthur. `No I didn't. For what offence?'

Trillian frowned. `What do you mean, offence?'

`I see.'"

"`She hit me on the head with the rock again.'

`I think I can confirm that that was my daughter.'

`Sweet kid.'

`You have to get to know her,' said Arthur.

`She eases up does she?'

`No,' said Arthur, `but you get a better sense of when to duck.'"

"The beak was a major piece of armoury. It was a beak that would frighten any animal on earth, even one that was already dead and in a tin."

"`Could we perhaps take a snake bite detector with us to Komodo?'

`Course you can, course you can. Take as many as you like. Won't do you a blind bit of good because they're only for Australian snakes.'

`So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?'

He blinked at me as if I was stupid.

`Well what do you think you do?' he said. `You die of course. That's what deadly means.'"

"Mark turned and asked a passenger behind us if these planes ever crashed. Oh yes, he was told, but not to worry - there hadn't been a serious crash now in months."

"Virtually everything we were told in Indonesia turned out not to be true, sometimes almost immediately. The only exception to this was when we were told that something would happen immediately, in which case it turned out not to be true over an extended period of time."

"Komodo dragons sleep headfirst in large burrows. It is a very, very, very bad idea to even think of pulling its tail."

“Plenty of people did not care for him much, but then there is a huge difference between disliking somebody -- maybe even disliking them a lot -- and actually shooting them, strangling them, dragging them through the fields and setting their house on fire. It was a difference which kept the vast majority of the population alive from day to day.”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own laws.”

“The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.”

“The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end.”

“One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to find out how a cat works--you take that cat apart to see how it works, what you've got in your hands is a non-working cat. The cat wasn't a sort of clunky mechanism that was susceptible to our available tools of analysis.”

“For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.”

“The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand million, nine hundred and ninety- nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety- nine times out of a billion it is much simpler and more effective just to take the thing away and do without it.”

“Since this Galaxy began, vast civilisations have risen and fallen, risen and fallen, risen and fallen so often that it's quite tempting to think that life in the Galaxy must be (a) something akin to seasick - space-sick, time sick, history sick or some such thing, and (b) stupid.”


“It wasn't his job to worry about that, though. It was his job to do his job, which was to do his job. If that led to a certain narrowness of vision and circularity of thought then it wasn't his job to worry about such things.”

“All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place.”

“Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch this moment I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and reprogram you with a very large axe.”

“I think all cats are wild cats. They just act tame if they think they'll get a saucer of milk out of it.”

“Look, would it save a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“Now, either you all give yourselves up now and let us beat you up a bit, though not very much of course because we are firmly opposed to needless violence, or we blow up this entire planet and possibly one or two we noticed on our way out here!”

“Rome wasn't burned in a day.”

“The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.”

“The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making.”

“There is probably buried in the Western psyche a deep taboo about eating anything you've been introduced to socially.”

“Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.”

“We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying.”

“Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things with perfect clarity, because it hasn't developed all those filters, which prevent us from seeing things that we don't expect to see.”

“If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else. That forces you to sort it out in your own mind. And the more slow and dim-witted your pupil, the more you have to break things down into more and more simple ideas. And that's really the essence of programming. By the time you've sorted out a complicated idea into little steps that even a stupid machine can deal with, you've certainly learned something about it yourself. The teacher usually learns more than the pupil does.”

"Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in..."

"...he was at least twice as unbalanced now, and quite liable to fall off whatever it is that well-balanced people are supposed to be balancing on."

"In his dreams he was walking late at night along the East Side, beside the river which had become so extravagantly polluted that new life forms were now emerging from it spontaneously, demanding welfare and voting rights"

"Busy executives often didn’t have time for a full-time wife and family and would just rent them for weekends."

"It was impossible for Arthur to know this, but he just went ahead and knew it anyway."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

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