Gimp Guy Underground presents The Halloween Night Zombie Walk and After Party Show, Saturday October 31st, 2009. Before the show at Forward Hall, there will be a short Zombie Walk from the Erie Cemetery to Forward Hall (it’s only about 5 blocks total). Those in costume (zombie preferred, but any costume!) who wish to participate in the walk should meet at the Whippy Dip on 25th and Chestnut around 5:15pm. Participants will leave there about 5:30pm and head south to 26th Street, then east along 26th to Peach Street and finally north to Forward Hall. This route will provide maximum exposure during rush hour. It will be filmed as well. After the walk, there will be a kick ass show and party at Forward Hall featuring 5 bands and 2 Dj’s. The bands are Obelus (Edinboro, Pa Thrash Metal/Metalcore), Otis (Erie, Pa Bass Heavy Progressive Funk/Jazz Rock), Dead Men Don’t Talk (Bradford, Pa Metal/Hardcore), Jibilian/Setar (Los Angeles, Ca Funk Duo Craziness) and Dead Holiday (Utica, Ny Horror Punk Rock). Dj’s spinning between the bands sets are The Buddha Stylus and Dj Karma Tek. Doors are at 6pm. $6 at the door. $1 off admission if you come in costume.

you would funk sarika outside 

Does anyone have the full video to this? Alyssa Funke aka Stella Ann

Whatbq funking body!

Here’s hoping cejudo rearranges funk masters face tonight ! Then it’s hooker time ! 

My wife Stella she come home form jogging wearing her running   shoes and capri  length leggings the hottest thing she her crop top she went into  the house I come from behind and while she's watching the tv on the sofa I say I love you my princess as I put my  hands around her neck from her behind squeeing her neck  strangling her to death  she was screaming and crying begging to be free she said  get off me you pervert I told he r exactly what I'm gonna do after  I killed her by strangulation I raped he'd  and posed and kissed her in doggy pose her and posed her to suck me after  I picked her up after I changed her back into her capri leggings and runners I  dragged  her whit  her feet into the garage saying I'm gonna rape your pussy as I pick her up and put her  in my car driving her around raping her corpse taking photos of her posed body shes still dressed up  back of the car   Kissing her boobs and hands around neck funking her in doggy pose I bring her home I bring her body up into our bed dressed  her back into her workout outfits taking her photos and kissing her body and putting her in doggy pose do and I pose her so she could suck  my dick and I'm raping her after I'm done for a while I put her in the boot of my car and i rape   her every day rn acc in her workout outfit rn in molesting  her 

Sometimes I still can't believe I funked her. I'm 11 years older than her!! So glad I kept her nudes

Would you funk this milou???

Everytime we go to a party she ends up funking or sucking someone. 
Horny friends wife. 

Funking my girlfriend 

I finally funked this 19 year old bar maid.  I'm nearly 40 years old!!

I have been a sexual king since i was a late teen, my reading of sex stories led me to know about the skills of eating cunt and fingering with precision and my aunt Zelvy refined my craft, teaching me and guiding me. Im a small guy only 5.4 but somehow i have a huge dick and i mean huge.
Im 11 plus and close to being as thick as a coke can and most times dont get fully hard like i am when i wake up in the morning.
Always seam to be half or two thirds hard. Until my aunt put half her hand up my ass during on of her car trip blowjobs and i blew ropes of cock snot all over the roof of her car. fast forward to me being 28 and she has become a wealthy real estate agent and has a cliff top home in San Fran.
We all get great gifts from her and a open invite to stay at anytime, I was working for GM and they needed me to launch a new marketing program in Cal so i decided to let the family know i was back in town and would love to catch up.
Get a DM from my aunt asking if i was well and did i want my cock sucked, " its been 9 years and id love to taste you again" ??????? i was shocked and instantly hard. Zelvy was now a perfecty shaped size 16 and not what i went for as far as girls go but the past had me almost begging for her, so yes please, ive missed you,
She didnt mess about after the family dinner, whispering in my ear that she wanted my cum inside her ass as my mum lit a few candles. My family noticed and warned me that Zelvy was an ICE user and to stay away. I chose to ignore this and arranged to leave early and get my cab driver take me to her stunning home.
I walked in the front door and was grabbed by the hair and slapped so hard i almost passed out.
Sweet kisses from my aunty as i wake and she tells me its time??? im naked and scared and this is way more than anything i have ever had.
Aunt Zelv asks me to trust her as im grabbed and ropped by many people to the table and things are pushed into my ass and left there. Zelvy kisses me as i awake from this past thought and asks if im ok and has she gone to far. I absolutely loose my shit at her and scream and blast as a ball is shoved in my mouth and im unable to make a sound as i feel my ass being fingered with cold lube and before i know it her face is next to mine as i feel my ass explode with pain, she asks how it feels, im screaming in pain as she licks my lips and my body shakes from cock being shoved into me.
The rape continues for what feels like hours but maybe only 10 mins before i cant breathe because im cumming so hard i almost pass out.
My ass is hurting but im lost, i cant reconcile how good it feels to be raped, my head is mush. Im a mess of pain and pleasure for the next few hours and have only flashes of memory. Two cocks funking my ass at once and Zelvy fisting me.
It was all a few weeks back and i know they used and abused me but i kinda liked it and kinda hate myself for it.
So confused now. Like Really confused.

you would funk her ass until she say stop

I am looking for advice on how to become a better submissive partner. I find myself at a standstill with my soon-to-be husband. We both tend to lean toward the submissive side in the bedroom.

However, I crave a much more controlling dynamic in our relationship. As a big fan of BDSM, that's ideally what I want—not just in the bedroom, but in other aspects of our lives as well. I can be pretty hard-headed at times, and I would love to be guided out of that mindset.

We are having troubles, and I don't know how to fix them. Our sex life is not great, and I find it challenging to get into the right mindset anymore.

I'm just looking for tips or tricks to help me escape this strange funk. Thank you, and please do reach out. I am open and willing to hear everyone out 

WTF is it with the asshole that has to put 20 question marks on EVERY FUNKING POST? Fucking asshole.

I confess that although I consider myself to be a straight man I have taken cock in the ass twice and blown 2 other guys over the course of 5 years or so. Sometimes I get in these weird funks where I want to get fucked. My girlfriend of 3 years doesn't really support me exposing my feminine side and is reluctant to touch my ass let alone get close to a strap on. Women just don't understand the drive to "take" someone for the most part - I guess I'll have to keep fucking dudes on the side. Sometimes when she's out of town for a week I'll shave down and dress in her sluttiest outfits and get into full make up and take photos of myself and look for a craigslist hookup - never actually had the guts to go through with it in drag though.

I confess that I've been bathing/messing around with my best mate's girl and it's killing me trying to hide it from such a good friend. Names are going to be changed for obvious reasons. Daniel and I actually went to the same high school but despite having multiple classes with each other were part of different groups of friends. After high school through a mutual friend we both started hanging out and it just clicked. As free men we descended into as much debauchery as possible. Eventually Kelly started coming around to our parties and worked with Daniel when they were both at a call center. Kelly despite having a kid was very cute. She's about 5'5" slender with pale skin and straight blonde hair. Her breasts are about a B I'd say and she has a cute little round ass. Daniel was a programmer working remotely now and the two started to catch up and become rather close. Eventually Daniel and Kelly moved North for better job opportunities and I remained home to finish graduating.

I would visit them often within the two years and once I was done i was ready to move up there with them. At this point it was 2014. I was 24, Daniel 25, and Kelly 26. Daniel was living in a decently large house with Kelly and her kid at this point and they offered me a spare room to use while I got on my feet. I was in marketing at this point and was offered a job with Kelly's company. it was a small marketing firm and Kelly was doing social media while I was more of the front end talk to people side. Her project had ended about 3 months before I got up there and she was laid off so she became rather depressed what I didn't know at the time she was seeing an old ex to cope. She and Daniel went through the ringer and I didn't find out about any of it until I got up there and they had yelled it out and Daniel finally forgave her.

So my job was 20 minutes in one direction and Kelly had taken a seasonal job at another call center which didn't help her depression at all but was 20 minutes in the other direction. To get there on time I'd have to wake up at 7 and shower while she would also have to get up at the same time to take her kid to school. Now on a good day she'd be out in 10 minutes leaving me enough time to swoop in and take mine since the downstairs one which doubled as a bath was broken. There were times when she lingered however and I was almost late a few times. Daniel noticed my slight frustration but also my willingness to not say anything lest I make her upset and she would go back to her old vices. He would often joke that we should take one together. We'd all laugh about it but nothing ever came of it. She did start making comments about how she preferred baths and Daniel and I were committed to fixing the one downstairs but were both too busy. Even after talking about it so much she was still inconsistent about the showers but it wasn't the end of the world. My first month with the company was very successful and I got my own place a few months after moving.

Fast forward to July of this year. The firm went out of business due to someone not paying their taxes and I eventually took a job with a sales center becoming a supervisor. Kelly still worked at the same call center and was depressed as ever. Daniel had been promoted to a senior position and was starting his own company on the side. He tried to get Kelly to do some work with them because her depression was making her increasingly distant. We were also getting back into heavy drinking because my job was such a joke and Daniel was dealing with Kelly. At this point it's late August and the 3 of us are all in a funk so to speak. One Friday night Daniel and I stumble out of a taxi into his house and decided where we're both going to crash. He makes it for the couch and I make it to the room behind it which had a futon and the bathroom with the actual bath. Early that morning around 4 or 5 I had thought I had heard the door open but in my drunken stupor couldn't confirm it. Activities from the night before had caught up with me so I stumble into the bathroom to find Kelly. She's in the bath facing the door with her blonde hair in a pony tail and she's gently rubbing her nipples. I say "Oh sorry!" and attempt to rush out the door but ran right into it. Kelly was startled by the intrusion but didn't freak out. She asked me if I was okay and in a joking voice asked me if I wanted to join her to nurse my injury, I said something cheeky like "I just might!" but politely declined. She said it was almost time for her to go to work and asked me if i needed assistance with my now bleeding foot. We were both just about as good of friends as me and Daniel so we were both very casual about it was never mentioned.

I couldn't stop thinking about Kelly's naked body though. They way the water dropped off her as she got up to help me was invading my thoughts.I loved the way her nipples looked and they were so erect when she was playing with them. In a later discussion i'd come to find out that Kelly had started taking baths to clam herself down from the anxiety before going to work. She worked with healthcare and every day was hell. A few weeks after that I had found myself in the same situation. Daniel and I stumbling into his house, letting him have the couch and I would take the futon. I had decided out of respect for Daniel not to try anything this time but was thinking more so that it wouldn't happen again. Like clockwork though at about 4 Kelly came into the room. I was coming out of the bathroom and still was a bit drunk. We met each other and she made a joke about me not running into the door this time. I laughed and said a comment about how she better hurry up and bathe before I need to relieve myself again. We laughed and I stumbled towards the bed. She stopped in the doorway and put her hand against the wall turning back to me and said "Are you sure you don't want to join me?" Adrenaline shot through me like a bullet and I was sober quick. I said "sure why not" and she a little nervous said okay and shut the door. She started the bath and I had thought she had changed her mind but eventually I heard her say "Come in" She was already in the bath and I came in to undress and join her, Honestly we were both a bit anxious but started to open up about our jobs, life, and other things that most people get up to in a bar or something. She was finally able to vent and you could tell she was happier for it. She was almost going to be late and hopped out of the bath and thanked me for letting her vent. I had got to as well and all in all feeling great. She texted me later asking if we could do that again. I replied back about how i was conflicted for going behind Daniel. She agreed but tried to explain how she felt it was a very casual experience and even though we were naked we ere just venting to each other which made us both feel better.

continued below, it's a long one.

So I must confess this story is pretty hot and it's why I must share it. When I was in college I had sex with my roommate and we did it a lot. We had threesomes, foursomes. What I'm going to tell is how it started. When I moved to college I started in temporary housing for a while. Finally I move in, I had got my roommates names and had met my roommate Frank. We all shared a 2 bedroom apartment each sharing the room. We had met Steven and we both knew that Steven was gay from his first handshake. He had met him in the lobby then me and Frank went up. Steven had choose his room, we choose the other one. It seemed like Steven didn't want us in "his" room cause the room was locked, and no keys.This was Wednesday. So On Friday, Steven left and Frank left to their homes for the weekend. I was there alone or so I thought. I left for a bike ride and wanted to cum so bad. I sort of left for a few hours to make sure everyone was gone. When I came back, The apartment had a funk to it. But a good funk, I always like sticking my thumb in between my balls and thigh and taint and smelling it. I love the smell of a women, and sometimes I would slide my thumb down the crack of my ass and rub it against my hole and smell. It always turned me on. Well the apartment smelled like that. Brandon walks out of Steven's room. He's a pretty good looking guy, boyish, skinny, smooth. He had on a white tee and sweat pants on. We introduced each other and then started talking on the couch. He told me "Oh yeah, I hope you don't mind or whatever but me and Steven are boyfriends." I was like okay, I'm cool. So we talked some more and I go up from the couch and have a raging hard on. I only had basketball shorts on. He goes someone's excited laughs and goes it's ok me to. I looked down and he was standing up. I said yeah and then I told him why I was hard. ( I had been watching some gay porn for sometime and would get off. I always like smaller cocks, I'm only 5 with a nice head. I think I have a pretty cute cock, but I like smaller cocks. Those always made me cum. I always searched for porn like that. Brandon had fit the guy i would have sex with to "try" it out) I told him about the porn thing later but I told him yeah the smell and that I was already horny didn't think anyone would be here. He was like me and Steven just had sex before he left, but I'll be here all weekend. I was like cool and started walking towards my room. He was like you going to masturbate. I laughed and was like yup. As I entered my room he goes, well don't leave me hanging, I looked out and he slide down his pants. His cock hard as a rock, Exactly like mine. Almost identical, I didn't know what was going to happen but I slide my shorts down. He glanced at it and said mmm... Well have fun. I went in my room and started jerking off. About 10 minutes later, he knocks on my door and says, you know you can watch porn out here and do it, relax. Not Like i haven't seen your cock. Not bad btw. In my head I was just thinking the whole time. So I was like okay let me load some gay porn and see what mood I was in. I became so aroused, That's when Brandon knocked again and said don't feel creep ed out I just That's when i stopped him. I opened the door and saw he had his pants one but was still hard. I fingered him to take them off, he slide them off and I grabbed his side. I walked him to my computer and said find me some of this out there and we'll jerk off. He smiled and was like okay. Like what he asked. I was like boys with cocks like ours fucking. He said okay. He hooked up his computer and had a video loaded within minutes. We both naked started stroking. No touching but we where close. He was watching me and I'd watch him but we didn't do anything but get our sides touching. He came first and I followed soon after, He was rubbing my leg a little bit and said, i wanna see you cum. I held my head back, closed my eyes... after a bit I started to cum. I had finished and shot some on him. We laid there for a sec and he was like can I and used his middle finger to pick up my cum and I said go for it, he ate it... It was soo hot. We laid there naked for a little bit and he asked if I would do that pointing to the porn. That was having full on sex with a man. I said, Ease me into it. I just might, you have a nice body and cute cock. He giggled and said, We i'm with Steven so We have to be secret, but maybe WE can ease you into it. We jerked off again, got up and cleaned up. That's how it started, We eventually had sex and had sex with multiple guys and his boyfriend. If you guys like this story I can tell a little more. It was pretty hot, I always look back going man that's soo hot how that short amount of time, just having fun and doing "porn" style group sex. Me and Brandon had sex some much... I've been thinking about it again, I want to fuck him again...

I'm a younger woman and I'm sick of corporate life. I'm still a feminist but more old-school, so....sorry....But I feel like I'd be happiest being bred by a man that I have some interests with. I own a home that I'm trying to sell and I hate this job I have. My "big boss" is a creep, and FAR too old for my taste. I just want to meet a man that somewhat matches me in attractiveness and wants me home and knocked up so I could focus on well...home stuff and things I'm passionate about....Mostly art and plant related things. But I also know how to cook and how to garden. I just made a lasagna from scratch today, and I had some leftover bread I made so I also made some garlic toast. 

If I admitted this to any of my girlfriends, I'd probably not have friends anymore lol. I left home when I was 16 and never looked back. Always been fiercely independent...but also loyal and sweet for the right person. Always had long-term relationships. Only 2, and they ended on good terms (my first boyfriend passed away, second and I are still friends. We just grew apart). No kids. Never been a party girl. Petite and pretty. I modeled for some years...Yes, real modeling. Not OF. 

Just need to vent this. I've seen some handsome men on here that made me instantly wet and ready to take their loads. I just think I'd be an ideal housewifey doll for the right man. I fantasize about him cumming inside me, both of us knowing I'm ovulating and basically his to breed. Some of my friends have said preggo sex is the best they've had, too.

Sometimes I think about just meeting with a cute guy for a 1NS and having him knock me up, then block him and live as a single mom. But I don't think I'd be happy that way. I like doing things for a partner. I like when Daddy comes home and immediately bends me over the counter and fucks me senseless before I can ask "how was your day, babe?" My last ex would do that and I always thought it was so hot to be used as his cum dumpster after a bad day, and then I'd make his dinner plate with his cum dripping down my legs. I'd make a bath while he ate and by the time he was ready for bed, I was bathed and oiled for him to enjoy and use.

Probably going to put in my 2 weeks at work by the new year. Like I said, my boss is kind of a creep. I'd pity fuck/blow him if he wasn't horrendous to look at....and he smells like old people funk.