Okay Guys ive been looking for a Video for years, to the point im starting to doubt it even exist.I feel like u guys are The elite at the porn-vid shit so show me what u got: The vid is of these 3 sluts fucking a bunch a random strangers ( actally seems legit too may not be but it does). It starts out on a bus or something and they starts blowing some guys. Then its in like a bar or club or something. The guys are like porn stars either there like old fat dudes in hiwian shirts. But they like hardcore nasty with everyone, letting everyone bust in there mouths. At one point one of the girls is riding some stranger on the ground and one of the other girls comes up to her sticks her finger in her ass while shes getting fucked, pulls it out and sucks on her finger. The girl who just had the finger in her ass thinks the camera man missed it and tells the girl to do it again. So she sticks her finger in her ass again, sucks it and then puts it in the girls mouth. That's only like a small part of the vid but its wat I rememeber most..... FIND IT GUYS! or at least tell me if it sounds familiar so I kno im not crazy lol
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Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
Craigslist Story #1
So I've been using craigslist for about 15 years and started using the hook up section about 13 years ago and I'm still going strong! Let me tell you about my first casual encounter.
I was browsing through the casual encounters like I had been doing for a while and finally decided to answer an ad looking to get their cock sucked. The pic in the ad was a nice looking average sized dick with a pretty straight forwardly written ad, he wanted his cock sucked by another dude. I was in the mood and sent him a response, almost immediately I had a new message in my inbox! He sent me his address and I told him I was on my way. I get up and grab my jacket and cellphone and run right out the door to my car. I hop in my car and hit the highway. He lived a city over up on the hill or at least that what was the address told me. I drove for about 15 minutes then hoped of the exit and up the windy roads until I reached the house.
I pulled into the driveway of this massive modern mansion built into the cliff, it was pretty fucking impressive. I turned the car off and pulled my phone out of my pocket and put my earpiece in, it was corded one that went in a single ear. I look down and dialed this chick I had met on AFF the month before, she a massive 375lb disgusting whore of a woman, I really miss her... Anyways the phone begins ringing and after only one ring she picks up the phone but before she even says hello or what's up instead she says... "Come fuck me". My response was just as classy... "Shut the fuck up and just listen", She asks "What?". What I MEANT WAS "I cant talk so just listen to what's about to happen". I explained myself better just as I was opening my car door and immediately she asks me "Are you going to suck some cock? Please tell me you're going to suck cock ( )". I tell her "Ssshhh, just listen", I step out my car and shut the door. As I look up there is a man standing at the gate staring at me, so I stuff my phone into my pocket and walk toward him. Just as I get in earshot of him he says "Nice car, you must do well for yourself", at the time I had a pretty swanky ride. I answered with "I do ok, you must do pretty good by the looks of this place.". The guy smiled and tells me he is just house sitting for a fiend. I follow him into the house and he shuts the door behind us...
As he leads me to the lower level of the home the chick is in my ear talking up a storm saying shit like "Oh my god ( ) you're going to suck some cock" and "Swallow all his cum", she was so turned on. As I get to the lowest level where I'm about to put this strangers cock in my mouth I look up and see the entire wall facing out toward the urban sprawl at the bottom of the hill is a giant panoramic window. I turn and walk up to the window and take in the view but when I turn back around I see him sitting on a couch facing me he has opened his robe and has his rock hard cock out. I walked right over and got on my knees without saying a word! I leaned in and slid his stiff cock into my watering mouth and he immediately let out a moan which the girl on the other end heard sending her overboard. She loses it and starts rambling aggressively "Suck that fucking cock! Take it all" that gets me salivating hard as I bob up and down on his cock deeper, wetter and faster. All this causes the guy to start gyrating his hips and trying to fuck my mouth as moans and says "Oh my god you have super head". That pushes me over the edge... I pull back a little and grab his cock with my hand then slide it out of my mouth so that the head is barely touching my lips, I'm staring him in the face but his head is leaned back.
Well he must have felt me looking at him because he looks down and our eyes lock. I get so turned on that I grit my teeth and tighten my lips as I let out the most nasty, disgusting, filthy growl just before I lower my lips and start licking and sucking on his balls. Without breaking eye contact I move back up to the head of his cock while I still have his shaft in my tight grip. I clench my mouth tight again and slap myself on the lips with his stiff piece of meat a few times. He moans and I let out a deep breath then slide it back into my mouth almost taking it all down. At this point my friend sounds like a cheerleader at a high school football game, she is going crazy and can't stop cheering me on but in a disgusting sexual manner... Which gets me going harder. I must have been bobbing up and down on his hard cock for five minutes straight when he begins wiggle and thrust his hips, just then in a loud moaning voice he spits out "Oh, I'm going to fucking cum.
She hears that and her voice drops real deep and she talks through her gritted teeth... "You better swallow all that cum! Don't waste a single fucking drop" Just as she says that he grunts and I feel the first warm spurt in my mouth and I let out the loudest, deepest groan that I possibly could with a cock in my mouth! I grab his wet slippery cock with my hand and slide my mouth up to the head as I start jerking him while I suck the his hot cum right out the split in the head of his dick. I drink down his hot, salty jizz while my friend listens in bliss on the other end of the phone. I suck out every last drip then pull my mouth of the head of his cock and squeeze the tip getting a small drips worth off cum to surface... I lick it up and say thanks as I stand up to leave. He looks at me and says "that was amazing". I make my way to the stairs and he hops up closing his robe following me up the stairs. As we reach the door I open it and he grabs it by the wood holding it, I turn toward him and all in one motion I reach into the robe and grab his semi erect cock giving it one last stroke as I say "Thanks" then turn and walk out.
I go up the driveway and get in my car its so quiet I forget I'm still on the phone with my friend. She blurts out "That was hot!" and I say "You're welcome" jokingly. I start the car and back out the driveway then head down the hill. Before I reach the bottom of the hill I tell her to jerk off so I can listen, without a single word spoken I can hear her breathing heavy and moaning. When I get to the bottom of the hill at the stop sign I immediately get my pants down enough to get my big hard cock out and without letting her know begging jerking off. As I head toward the freeway I'm stroking myself slowly but once I get on the highway I start stroking hard and fast as I fly down the road. It's about 2 am on a weekday so nobody but me is on the highway and I'm zoned out listen to her jerk off and trying to drop a load myself. She is moaning like crazy and I'm getting close myself. I feel it coming so I start stroking like mad and out of nowhere she say says "Fuck yeah! Come for me ( )", she knew I was jerking off. I'm on the verge of squirting a huge load so my focus is only on my dick and the road in front of me. My cock is tingling and I feel the cum rising into my shaft ready to spray everywhere. I can feel that there is a car next to me at this point and they are keeping pace, I feel there eyes on me but I don't give a fuck because I'm ready to cum. Just then the tingle hits the head of my cock, I let out a growl and yell at the top of my lung "I gonna' fucking cum" and the first spurt of hot seed sprays out...
It is a huge thick stream that comes right at my face! I spray myself right in the face and over my head. The second is another fat rope and straight in my face again. I feel the third come out like a puddle of water all over my hand... The wetness does it and I let go and start licking the cum off my hand like the sexual deviant I am! I can feel the eyes of the person in the car next to me and I smile knowing I gave them a hot show. I mumble "Fuck yes" and my friend says "That was hot", I say back to her "You know what's hotter?", "What" she says... "The person in the car next to me just watched my cum all over myself", "Really?" she says. "Fuck yes" and I turn to look at the person driving the car and its a fucking ******* patrol... I turn white as a ghost and he slows down then gets behind me and hits his lights. I say "oh shit" out loud which gets my friends attention. She ask what's wrong and I tell her it was *** watching me and he's pulling me over now. The first thing out of her mouth is "Tell him you'll suck his cock", I tell her to shut the fuck up because its not funny, I'm going to go to jail. I throw my blinker over and cross the lane to my right to pull on the shoulder. He comes on the speaker and says...
"No! Pull off the exit up ahead"
To Be Continued...
I am looking for a video that think used to be on xhamster.
It's called something like monster rapes a black man.
It's this fat white girl taking advantage of a "passed out" black dude. She blows him, then rides him. They are on a bed and it's shot from one side. There is some really shitty amateur rap set to the video. I'm pretty sure the video had a cheesy newspaper headline at the beginning saying something like "fat monster rapes a black guy" as a headline then it cuts to the video.
I can't find this anywhere no matter what I search.
Any ideas?
I confess I want to fuck all my girlfriends friends. And one of them, my favourite is here from the US and we'll see her tomorrow night for the last time.
We've always got on really well and I don't know if it's because she's somewhat interested. Or just a really cool chick.
She sent this video and another to a dude back when she was dating a friend of mine. She knows I've seen it. I want her to know I still get off to them. And maybe she can send me some. She's got an amazing fat ass I'd love to see.
I want to fuck her so badly I need to roofy my girl and get her out the picture for a couple hours so I can do all the things my brain has been doing to her.
I confess that I want to choke on a lot of fat cocks. My dream is to be a party favor at a superbowl party, kept on my knees the whole time, passed from dude to dude, sucking everyone off and swallowing load after load.
Friday Night….
On a warm Friday evening back in 2019, around 6p, I get a desperate call from my best friend… “Can you stay at the house this weekend, entertain her, please” he desperately begins the call with? “Her” is his wife… I chime in “yeah man, she’s definitely feeling lonely lately” I say as I push for specifics…
(her and I chat, he and I chat, offering my opinion is very common as this has been the topic of conversation for quite some time)
Ignoring me completely, he continues,
“She keeps busting my balls, calling every 10 mins. She feels isolated, alone, you know how she is!” Again, I chime in, “brother she’s 40, the kids are almost out of the house, she wants you to spend time with her, take her to dinner, do shit”. He wants to respond but has nothing, he knows I’m right. “Brother, you both can afford to go do things, she wants to go places, experience life”.
For the record, and totally off topic. this man’s wife has the greatest pair of big fat tits. For those who think “bigger is better”, this is the one! Furthermore,
she’s thick but tone with dirty blonde hair, about 5’7”. Thinking about it, she has Kitty Lee’s body with a much prettier face.. A very attractive woman with a body built for fucking.
(according to hubby, she has a high sex drive and is very open minded… Cocksucker hit the lotto for sure)
With a long sigh he annoyingly utters what I could see coming from a mile away, “I don’t have time for this, Bobby is about to go on, can you stay at my place and keep her off my back so I can enjoy myself?”
And there it is…..
Honestly, he’s frustrated, I get it. He plans ahead for this weekend long festival well in advance, keeps her in the loop through the entire process, it’s kind of fucked thats she’s laying this guilt trip on him while he’s hours away. I’m torn, he’s been dropping the ball with regard to their marriage for a while now.. Then again, this is his once a year “get fucked up and jam out with thousands of dirty hippies weekend, “I suppose she should honor that.
Regardless…
Reluctantly, I respond with Sure man, I’ll head up there now and hang with her….” (honestly, I just want to hang at home, rub one out and crash, it’s been a long week but fuck it, she’s good people and fun to drink with)
Relieved, he replies “text me when you get up there, I’ll call and let her know, thanks brother” and quickly hangs up.. I set the phone down, take a deep breath, collect my shit and prepare for my hour long trip….
A bit of background on the friendship. Buddy and his wife married young, 18-19, had kids, they’re in their teens. We’ve known each other for about 20 years and they are 4-5 years my senior.
For the last few years we do dinner on Friday evenings at their place, a modest spot in the middle of cow country. We smoke, drink and eat well. I normally stay the night, sometimes sticking around on Saturdays to help with ongoing renovation projects.
We’re all an open book by the way, we know everything about each other. It’s actually very nice, I enjoy their company, as they definitely enjoy mine..
I’m divorced, have a great job and a high school age kid. I also have a very comfortable couch and plenty of food in a decent suburban apartment.
An apartment I will enjoy some other time, my drive is complete..
Teresa (wife) is on the porch, shorts, tank top, drinking a rum and coke. She has her hair in a ponytail, which is new for her. She normally dresses like a Sunday school teacher. Her hair always down, outfits very conservative, “boring” is the best way to put it. She certainly doesn’t show off her figure, her gigantic tits always put away, which is a shame quite frankly..
With a hug and peck on the cheek, I make a sarcastic comment, as I normally do, “sweet handle bar, you’re missing one side”. Teresa gives me a “you’re not funny” smirk” and proceeds to tell me that she’s been “experimenting with new styles”.
I waste no time, “you got it, flaunt it, I know Sam (hubby) would like to see more of you experimenting”. She immediately lets out a laugh, like, a quick chuckle filled with doubt, if that makes sense?
Again, in a serious tone I proclaim, “seriously, switch it up, show him you still got it, let him see other men gawk at you, get that little head going…..” She looks at me defeated and says “he knows what I have, what he has access to. He chooses to ignore me” using her hands to outline her breasts and body, exactly how the Price is Right women would display a new prize.. “I’m lonely, tired of being treated like I don’t exist. Months ago I asked him to sit the festival out” she exclaimed. “I asked if we could go away, focus on us for a minute, that I needed him…” Starting to well up, she rhetorically asks “Where is he” as she walks into the house….
So here I am, barely been there 10 minutes, she’s already crying and I’m on the porch by myself thinking “you couldn’t of talked about something else, you had to immediately bring up her failing marriage, good job jackass”….
She’s a strong woman, emotional and poetic, but tough. It wasn’t long before I hear her calling my name from inside the house. I take a deep breath and head inside. Teresa is in the kitchen, she cleaned herself up and is mixing both of a strong cocktail. Without missing a beat, she hands me my drink, we cheers and take a sip as she immediately picks up from where we left off.
As she starts to speak I take a step forward and gently lean in to give her a warm, comforting hug. I definitely surprised the shit out of her. At first she was stiff as board, cold, surprised at my very forward act. It took a minute before you could feel her body relax…. Not saying a word, we stood there hugging, my arms around her upper shoulders, hers around d my waste. Both of us, a firm yet gentle embrace, you could tell it meant something. It was quite nice if I’m being honest.
(being a dude, I have to point out how great her tits felt pressed against my chest, I finally have visual confirmation, as well as touch, of just how fucking big they are. Her puffy hard nipples, pressed against my chest, perfecto!)
After what felt like 20 minutes, I now have a rock hard dick so I pull away. “You’re a smart, beautiful, sexy woman who deserves happiness” I say, as I try to conceal my very obvious excitement. She looks at me and smiles as I conclude my thought “ponytail and tank top, my new favorite look” as I look down, laser focused on her giant titties that were currently on display, hours and hours of fun, beautiful cleavage, no bra)
Remember when I said “we know everything about each other?” It’s no secret hubby and I both have a thing for huge giant titties, conversations she’s been privy too, normally just giggling and walking away.. Staring down at them was certainly knew, however, she was well aware of my infatuation, in general, for big natural breasts. Yeah, I’ve looked at her, but nothing more than looking, in my head she’s a no-go, off limits..
It’s at that moment, still in our embrace, she says “I have to come clean”. Oh boy” spews out of my mouth as I question her, not with words, but wi5 the look in my eyes….
“I’ve had a crush on you for the last 20 years.” And don’t worry, Sam knows, he thinks it’s funny. “But, I want you to know, I’ve always had a thing for you.” Shocked, I ask “When me and the ex visited you, is this why you treated her poorly? Shaking her head in agreement, Teresa responds “that bitch took you for granted, treated you like shit for years”, you deserved better, fuck her”.
I laugh out loud as I share “she’s my one and only bad lay, dead inside and in the sack, terribly boring with no enthusiasm, a waste……” Teresa chuckles and shares “well, at least Sam has a big dick but I fantasize about other people when he fucks me. The one or two times a month he does fuck me, I keep my eyes closed, I go through the motions to keep my life semi-normal, but I’m not in love with him anymore, too many years have gone by, I’m over it”.
“Teresa, I had no idea it was this bad, I know he can be a dick, but never thought it was on this level, what are you going to do?” Teresa takes a step back, grabs our drinks and confidently shares “Hanna has three years of school left” as she hands me my drink, “once she graduates and goes to college, I’m leaving”. Her eyes start to fill with tears as we both take a big gulp of intoxicatingly strong rum and cokes… She leans over, grabs a tissue and wipes her eyes as we both take a well deserved gulp of mind numbing spirits…
Our drinks polished off, Teresa quickly time for another” as she grabs my glass and heads for the counter…… Unsure of what to say, completely blown away with the last hour of my life, Teresa swings her head around, ponytail in the air, and says “I’m sorry if my confession has made you uncomfortable, that was not my intention, I just needed you to know” as she turned her head forward to focus on drinks.
I don’t know what came over me, but I felt this urge to hold her.. The last hour had quickly turned in an emotional adventure for the two of us. However, she had a minimum of three years of hell to go through, which saddened me. I had lived that life and it miserable, my heart ached for her.
Throwing caution to the wind, I walked over and wrapped my arms around her stomach, careful to stay below her breasts, resting my head on her shoulder. She took a deep breath and reached for my arms. I whispered in her ear, “I’m here for you” as she let out a whimper and sigh of relief.
It wasn’t long before my dick was coming to life.. She was absolutely pressing her ass just enough for my guy to feel it. Moving from side to side, T was knowingly trying to get me hard and I could care less. I whisper in her ear “I know what you’re doing”, as I begin to mirror her movements, moving my dick from side to side, pushing in….
With both a whimper and deep breath Teresa takes her hand and begins to run it along my covered dick.. “Oh yeah” she says as I let out a gentle moan, immediately, and slowly, moving my fingers to the base of her giant breasts. I think to myself, “Finally” as I open my hands and grab the biggest pair of tits I’ve ever felt. Teresa let’s out a soft moan, catching her breath enough to say “please fuck me!”
Im so fucking hard I can’t stand it, as I respond “soon baby, soon” as I move my right hand inside her waistband, her pussy and clit my targets. She moans out again as I take my left hand, already squeezing and pinching her left nipple, I quickly grab her throat, pulling her head to my my face, forcefully, T whimpering away “How bad do do you want my dick in you” I whisper as she runs her tongue along her upper lip..
3 seconds later, and not missing a beat, Teresa, her hand in my pants now, my dick in hand……. Actually, it’s more like, “Teresa the magician, her hands suddenly down my pants, with a king fu grip on my dick, a grip so tight she could tell you how many beats per minute my heart was pumping” she’s rapid fire jerking me, it’s to tip, long strong stokes……
In return, my left hand still gripping her neck and my right hand buried in her pussy, I have two fingers fucking her pussy while rubbing and pressing her clit with her thumb.. T, well, she starts to moan and loudly and shake as she nutted all all over my fingers….
Teresa hadn’t been touched like this for some time, that was evident!
I nibble on her ear lobe, as she catches her breath, still feeling the effects of my fingers…. I whisper, “now you can have my dick”, slide me into your pussy” as I turn her to the right, and bend her over her kitchen table.. With my dick rock hard and still in her hand, I grab her ponytail and make my way for her opening.. With my left hand, now gripping the sexiest tits I’ve ever played with, I turn her head toward mine and say “that’s my pussy” as she loudly grunts out “take your pussy” as she rests my dickhead at the opening of her love canal..
Deep breath, deep breath as I tease Teresa with my dick, ready to push in fully, sliding in, the phone rang.. I pause, caught of guard by the phone, I say “fucking figures” as T slams her ass backwards and takes my dick…. “Yeah it does” she says as I quickly remember what my objective is….Pony-tail pulled back, left hand firmly holding a giant tit, sexy mom/wife panting as her wet pussy is ready to make a mess, I lay into to her, hard, deep, and aggressive, phone ringing off the hook…..
Let’s be honest… This didn’t last long… 5-6 minutes later, as our hearts race, Teresa screams out “you’re going to make me cum” in what I can only describe as a surprised tone.. “You’re pussy s soaked i murmur, ponytail still in hand, her back still arched, her moans and pants, now similar to a countdown. She’s ready to blow boys!! I give her everything I have, table creaking, both of us moaning loudly, Teresa’s pussy tightens…..
That’s all it took! In unison, I thrusted as deep as I could into her tightened pussy, and fucking unloaded as T let me know just how appreciative she was, nearly falling over as she came all over my dick. With her ponytail still in hand, left titty still firmly in my clutch, I bit on her ear and neck as we both appreciated just felt the effects of a fantastic nut……
A few minutes later, both of us, chuckling and giddy, completely spun from what just happened, get a drink of water. As I’m guzzling like a thirsty African baby, T pipes up and says “I haven’t came like that in years” as she stood back and took a sip of water, almost shocked at what happened. I ask if everything is ok and she quickly says “oh yes” as she intentionally spills water out of her mouth and down her huge jugs. “Thirsty” she asks as I quickly do what a man with a huge natural tit fetish does, as I grab both tits, in a loving embrace, pull them to my face, kiss her deeply and begin sucking her nipples………
Oh yeah, the ringing phone? That was Sam, I forgot to let him know I had arrived… No worries, 60 seconds after pumping his wife full of my nut, as I’m sucking her tits, Sam called back.. T answered, out of breath, Sam completely unfazed, he babbled away, praising me up and down to T, as she stroked my dick.
Sam, “so happy” that I “gave up my weekend to help him out”, requested me on the phone.. “Yo brother” I shout as he immediately thanks me then starts a long winded diatribe, excited to share the highlights of the bands, the setting and the great food. T, left to her own devices, grabs my dick, fat tits swinging, full naked body, she leads me by my dick to the couch as she holds up two fingers…. Sam, he’s still raving about his stress free hippy induced weekend, clueless to the fact that as I say ”sounds like so much fun brother” his wife is on her back, legs spread, pussy soaked, guiding my dick back in the very same spot Sam used to call home.. Round 2 has indeed started,,
Sam called back the next day, he and I on the phone for quite awhile. I remember him saying “its much more relaxed now” as he immediately started the process of repeating the same shit he said the night before, which led to him thanking me again for getting his wife off his back… “Yeah man, she seems happy to have company” I blurt out as he asks for me to put her on the phone…
“Oh man, she’s at the market” I say, as Sam chuckles quite loudly, blurting out “yeah she loves spending my money,” as he chuckled on, eventually saying “I’ll call later” as he hung up…. I’d imagine he saw a half naked dirty chick, or dudes eating shrooms, which is why he just hung up.. He was “on to the next one” ass they say…
Speaking of which…
I’m triple checking to make sure the phone is off screaming out “I can’t hold it anymore!” T, mouth soaked with saliva and spit, and clearly not at the market, grabs my nuts and slams her face to the base of my dick, not missing a beat, or drop, as she emptied my sack deep in her throat… Like a bitch, I screamed out as I felt every last drop empty my nuts. By the way, a second orgasm not long after a man’s first orgasm is quite intense, it’s quite nice!
Teresa enjoyed sucking my dick with her husband on the phone. Admittedly, I enjoyed it as well. The threat of getting caught is quite addictive. So much so, we test the limits of our sexual prowess weekly. I fuck my friends wife regularly, right under his nose..
Case in point-
Friday before Christmas, while Sam sits in his recliner, stoned out of his mind, eating cookies zoned out, Teresa and I will go for a night walk. Sam completely unfazed and happy to have the tv to himself, clueless that his wife and over night guest are 20 ft away, watching him watch tv, fucking like school kids. Me squeezing her nipples, smacking that ass, pulling her hair, drilling her pussy! Teresa, holding onto a tree, taking my dick from behind like the good girl she is, her fat little pussy tightening as she cums, while empty my seed deep into her, fully embraced, while hubby watches cartoons or some shit…
Or right now.. He just got in the shower. T, in a flannel, no bra, immediately goes in and grabs a tissue, making sure the coast is clear. Sam, fully engulfed in washing his ass has no idea his wife literally walked out of the bathroom, about 10ft, slide her pants down and sat on his buddies dick. Of course, I’m unbuttoning and pulling the monsters out, as the smell of Irish Spring permeates the air..
Till next time..
My Chinese experience.
I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.
It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.
First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.
They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.
These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.
You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.
These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.
prostitution is pretty much legal
here is how it works
its illegal but nobody gives a shit
there are a few levels of prostitution here
there are the street girls
cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)
you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.
You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.
These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.
you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.
girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e
there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.
my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.
sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.
TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls
Anyone have the video of this giant fat white girl taking advantage of a drunk passed out black dude? I saw it maybe 6 months to a year ago.... now i can't find it anywhere. I think they refer to her as a monster in the title.
best part is she’s a lesbian. enjoy having a bunch of dudes cum on your fat whore tits
Say what you will, I don’t care… while this isn’t my video, it brings memories of a time where orgasm and sex were both new and intense…
My mother was quite the mom.. More interested in herself than others, including me.. In my young 20’s, I moved back home.. Both me and my sister, grown adults, back in the house full time.. Sis had/has drug issues.. I’ve always hid my bad habits quite well.. Regardless, after a month or so of living at home, mom decided that she wasn’t going to leave her home to go on dates. In fact, she’d fuck her boyfriends in her room, door wide open, a dresser mirror providing full access to her and her man, just like this video..
I’ve heard my mom get dicked for years. Her moans are extremely sexy, she’s actually a good looking woman. Not my type, but definitely fuckable.. it didn’t take long before I found myself standing in the living room, in the dark, listening and watching my mom getting fucked. The lights never on, but just enough soft light to make out exactly what was happening.
My mom fucks well.. doggie, missionary, all of it, she spreads her legs wide and always nuts.. She also sucks nuts and attempts to deep throat.. She’s not good at deep throating but she tries, and she never wastes saliva as you’d hear her gag, spit, jerk, moan, swallow nut or jerk her bf off… Creampies we’re her favorite though, she made that very clear. In her southern accent you’d hear heavy moaning followed by “come on baby, cum in my pussy” followed by more heavy moaning, her cumming then her bf’s emptying inside of her.
One night, I’m in the living room. At this point, I’d been home for a few months. Truthfully, I think my mom thought if she made us uncomfortable we’d leave. Lol, her eldest gets off to her more than she’d want to know and her daughter is a druggie…
Back to that one night, I’m in the living, on an angle where I see mom in doggie, her pussy soaked as this dude gave it to her. She hadn’t had like that in awhile.. So,I’m vigorously cranking my shit, no care in the world, totally enjoying my favorite pastime when I hear a voice in my ear “I knew you stood out here jerking off to her”…….. Absolutely paralyzed, I turn around, and there’s my sister, wide awake, huge grin on her face… “I know you have a few extra addy’s, give me a couple”. She’s a pill head..
The bitch catches me jerking off to my mom, her mind quickly switches to “give me pills” and I’m as limp as all hell. “I only 2 left” I say with a “go fuck yourself tone” as I put my dick away and head for my room.. One thing I give my sister a ton of credit for, the bitch doesn’t take no for an answer.. She naturally follows me giving reason after reason why she needs my pills, my last two, which was a lie, but if she knew I had plenty she’d ransack my room while I slept.. “No” I say, “you fucking ruined my nut, I’m going to bed” as I attempt to shut the door… She pleads out “what can I do, I don’t have money, I’ll do anything”..
Quick backstory, my first bj, and first time I felt pussy, was my sis.. we grew up in the country, spent boring long days at home with nothing to do, what can I say, we explored.. And not for nothing, she’s attractive. Fat ass, chubby tits, brown hair, pretty eyes and soft lips. She Carrie’s herself well for a drug addict.
“Suck my dick like the old days and I’ll give you 3” I said firmly. Fully expecting her to say “go fuck yourself” she excitedly said “make it 5 and you can cum in my mouth, like the old days”. I laughed and said “for 5 I’m cumming in you, not your mouth” as I walk over to one of many spots I keep my shit stashed and grab my pill bottle and open it up..
So as my mom is getting dicked down down the hall, I pull a pill out and walk over to my sister. I hold it up with one hand and grab her around the back of the neck, push the pill in her mouth and say “you’ll get the rest after I nut” as I push her down to her knees….She drops down, he’ll bent on getting those pills, pulls my dick out and says “times have changed” as she gobbled me up… Balls, saliva, jerking, full service hummer, just Like the old days, but better. A brown ass woman who’s had plenty of dicks in her mouth. She knew the drill as she absolutely earned every single addy that night. Lol.
And this is why I keep a stash. Someone, doesn’t matter who it is, will push morals to the side for their fix, proof in the pudding, as my drug addict sister sucked my dick while I listened to my mom fuck her bf down the hall… I never fucked her pussy, put I did cum hard down her throat..
Mom and I came together that night. Sis, she wasn’t ashamed, she could care less. She stood up, wiped her mouth and put her hand out. I gave her her pills, she said “pleasure doing business with you” as she went back to her room… Just another day of her maintaining a buzz…
Whomever posted this video, thank you! It brought back wonderful memories… A memory I’d gladly revisit in real life, one of these days. Till next time..
If there is any woman in romania / bucharest reading this and is willing to fuck with a fat dude of around 140kg :))) pm me
This forum is looking good . I breezed through a ton of pages and not o e NIGGER. I was so glad to beat my big dick and not have it ruined by a monkey ass looking ape nigger bitch or dude. Jobless mother fuckers. Jobless and they’re bitches, mommas, and whore daughters all smell like lotion. Thick my ass nigger whores you are fat.
FuckAll you niggers and nigger lovers
I haven't been laid since high school. I'm a lonely stoned dude wanting to eat and fuck some wet pussy.
I love gothic chubbies with piercings. Goths and chubby chicks give me a fat boner and, I wanna lick them titties and, wish one would sollow my cum.
I'm so fucking horny.
Straight dude with a girlfriend looking to try out cock for the first time. Willing to suck cock\handjob, etc. Also always wanted to be a top and fuck some ass. I love big fat asses or a big cock, but it doesn't really matter much. I'm located in East TN.
Talked to her for a year and a half. Helped her with homework, talked to her about her problems, catered to her every need every chance i got. So what does she do a week after I ask her out? fucks some fat ape looking dude and sends these to his email. Too bad I know her password:) comment if you want more.
I've been sucking off this Latino guy pretty regularly for a while now and I must admit, it is the best cock sucking experience I've ever had. He isn't the biggest guy in the world. His dick is probably about 6.5 inches long and has a good amount of girth to it. The mushroom head that sits on top is so fat and a joy to lick, suck, and run my tongue around. But the star of the show is this man's balls. His sack is the shape and size of a tennis ball. It is the most perfect spherical shaped nut sack I have ever seen. It's big enough that it fills my hand when I hold them and I can tell by how firm it is that sack is holding a huge load. I love listening to his soft moans of approval as I suck and throat his cock. He is always polite enough to let me know when he is about to cum but honestly, I already know well in advance he is about to blow. First sign is when he releases precum. It's not like most guys. It's a big squirt of it followed by a constant flow of his salty contents. First time I sucked him I honestly thought it was his actual orgasm until he told me he hadn't cum yet. But this is my sign to cup his bulging balls in my hands from underneath while my other hand gently massages the top side. This drives him nuts. His moans will pick up and about this time his balls will start pulling tight against his body. It's honestly impressive how such a big full pair of nuts can get sucked so tight up against the body that it's almost like he doesn't even have balls. I mean these suckers damn near get sucked up inside his body to the point all that is left is a shriveled, wrinkly patch where his balls once hung. It's a like shotgun loading and when the trigger is pulled, OMG is it glorious. I can only describe it as the most violent orgasm spasms I have ever felt. Once he starts, I grab his shaft just so I can feel the intense pulsating as his fertile load is pumped down my throat. His whole cock feels like it is having birthing contractions as it pumps hard to feed me my reward for a job well done. This man cums so much, I have to swallow mid orgasm just to make room in my mouth for more. Once swallowed, I deepthroat his shaft so he can finish straight down my throat. Then I have to drink water after wards because it's so thick it gets stuck in my throat. Best thing is, this dude literally lives down my street and I didn't even know it. When we first met online I asked him if he needed emptied. His response was "i always need emptied." Damn, he wasn't kidding
About five months ago my two best friends and I went out drinking in Tampa and we ended up taking home two sloppy drunk chicks from the bar. I was DD that night so I drove us all back to the house. Tim and John sat in the back with Emma who was a redhead with a nice full D cup but no ass. She had John's cock out before we even got to the car. Most likely because the dude is hung like a horse. She was blowing both of them in the back seat on the way to the house. Maria sat up front with me and gave me a hand job the whole way home. Maria is a Latina with C cup tits but made up for it with an amazing fat ass and a tight pussy. When we got to the bedroom two buddies start fucking Emma and Maria starts blowing me. Tim got Emma to let him fuck her in the ass while John came over to get blown by Maria. We switched up women and Emma is riding my cock and John see's his opportunity for a DP and she goes with it like it was nothing. John slides in her ass and if you've never DPd a woman you can feel the other cock fucking the other hole. After about 10 minutes of John punishing her ass I cum balls deep in her pussy. That's when I realized my fuck up. My rubber broke fucking Maria and before I could get another one Emma hopped on my cock. I acted like nothing happened and John switched spots with Tim and I got her off me. I laid the for about ten minutes before Maria came back over and sucked me hard again. This time I put a rubber on and Maria hopped on my cock while sucking off John. But as she was riding my cock facing away from me I started fingering her ass. I also really wanted to cum inside her pussy too so I pulled down on the condom until I felt it break. By the time I came again I was four fingers deep in her asshole. John went over to Emma who was passed out and came on her tits. Maria hopped off my cock and put Tims cock in her ass. I slid my condom up so it didn't look like it broke. I was surprised that after about 5 minutes my cock was fully hard again watching Maria getting fucked and seeing that her pussy still needed a cock I went for it. She didn't want to at first but after a few minutes of rubbing my cock on her pussy she didn't resist when I pushed my cock with the still broken condom in. Tim slyly slid his rubber off when his cock had slipped out and he came inside her ass. I gave her a balls deep creampie for a second time that night. After she laid there for a bit she got off Tims cock and slapped him in the face for cumming in her ass, not realizing it was my cum too. She wakes up Emma and they catch an Über ride home. Come to find out I find them both on Facebook and they're BOTH pregnant. They both had boyfriends and they took ultrasounds together stating how far along they were and how excited they were on a post but the dumb bitches don't have their profiles set to private so I didn't have to contact them to find out that they're probably pregnant because I left my seed inside them.
trying to find a video of a cute black girl with a big ass and a chubby white dude that kind of looks like a fat white lesbian, so more interested in the girl but the guy is also included. i originally found 2 of their videos here: one of them on a couch and one on a bed with the girl wearing white, blue striped knee socks. they were young and amateur.
i found out more about the girl, finding she was a cam girl and later got pregnant. i can't, for the life of me, find their videos anymore. i'm not sure if i'm overlooking it repeatedly or if the videos were removed. i keep searching for interracial amateur videos but i really could use some help please.
It was back in the days of CL, where horny guys like me could post ads and find a side chick with ease. I found it was easy to do if you worded things right. I’d always get a few nibbles from real women looking to fuck. My insatiable hunger to fuck was barely satisfied from my home life, and my marriage was deteriorating because my wife lost interest in sex (hormonal issues). Wife eventually got the medical attention she needed, but she’s the one who opened up the marriage so that I could “go have fun.”
I’d post multiple ads, honest with my intent, “Married man looking to creampie you.” Turns out there is a lot of women out there who absolutely love getting seeded. I’ve been with all kinds of women, black, latina, and white. Usually, if the woman was overweight, they had a lot of issues and were very self-conscious so it was very easy to get in their pants. Not that I was a chubby chaser, but it was pretty much a guaranteed lay if she was fat.
This story is about Linda. Linda was (and probably still is) a nurse. I posted on CL just to see what was out there and I caught Linda’s eye. She sent me a photo of her standing in front of a bathroom mirror, showing some cleavage. I responded back that she was very beautiful, and I thanked her for sending me the picture. We emailed back and forth, I sent her my picture and she thought I was attractive so we decided to meet at a public place just to see if we were a match.
I met her in a park the next day after work. She was a very hefty woman, probably well over 350lbs. Linda was wearing sunglasses, and a long dress, and she had red lipstick on. Even with all of that, she wasn’t pretty to me at all. She took off her glasses, and I understood why she had them on, she was trying to hide that her eyes were misaligned, she had lazy eye. My mind was fighting itself, pussy is pussy, but she was definitely someone I could easily pass up sexually.
“Let’s get a hotel tomorrow, ok?” She told me, and leaned in for a kiss. I froze for a second, and then decided to go for it. Now I don’t know if she was playing a game, but when my lips met hers, it was just a standard kiss, she didn’t even open her mouth for my tongue. My tongue pushed through her lips and her mouth opened and she seemed shocked, like she’s never French kissed. Her tongue wasn’t moving, she seemed like she absolutely didn’t know how to kiss. I pulled away.
“You ok?” I asked.
“Yeah, I’ve just never been kissed like that,” she said blushing. I had my doubts, and didn’t believe her.
“Your husband never French kissed you? You never had a boyfriend kiss you like that?”
“Not like that, no.”
We parted ways and she said she’d pay for the hotel room. The fucked up part is that she lived pretty close to my house, literally 4 blocks away in the same neighborhood. She said she responded to the ad because it was near her and it peeked her interest.
The next day I left work early and headed to the designated hotel, I texted her telling her I was there. She texted me back with the room number, and that she was nervous. I didn’t respond back, just headed to the room, knocked and she opened the door.
She was wearing a red teddy, of which I could see her tits through it, her girth prevented me from seeing her pussy. I had second thoughts, of which she might have picked up on. Linda clenched my arm and ushered me to the bed.
“You can fuck me anywhere you want,” she said trying to be erotic. We started kissing, I removed her teddy and started fingering her. She had a nice soft bald pussy. I went down on her, but had to push some of the layers of fat up as she spread her legs. She moaned my name as I licked her and then told me, “I want you in me!”
She bent over doggy style, spreading her legs. Her ass wasn’t really anything to speak of, a bit flat. I seen her asshole puckering up at me and thought of giving it a try, but slid my cock inside her pussy. It was nice and warm. I started thrusting in and out, letting the tip barely escape before jamming it roughly back in her. She was wet, so wet my balls were soaked in her fluids and it was dripping down my leg. I pulled out and circled her anus with the tip of my cock, and she backed into it. We didn’t have lube and she wasn’t relaxing her anal muscles, so it was a losing battle. I got rough, and pushed as hard as I could trying to get inside her ass, she clenched the bed sheets moaning. The tip popped inside, and I began pushing deeper in her shithole.
“Oh, go slow, slow…” she moaned, gripping the sheets of the bed.
I don’t know what got into me, but I started thrusting my cock balls deep into her ripe ass. My hard cock was pulsating as I increased speed, slamming into her ass cheeks, watching her fat move in waves to each of my thrusts.
“FUCK!” she screamed, “Hold on!” I pulled out and she ran to the washroom. What followed was hearing her taking a massive shit, gaseous noises and all. Even with the door closed and the bathroom fan on, the odor was unbearable. It was nauseating and atrocious, I was thinking of getting my clothes on and leaving, but my cock was doing the thinking for me.
“But you didn’t cum in her yet,” my cock said.
“Dude, have some god damned standards bro, she’s ugly,” I told my cock.
“Pussy is pussy, when she comes back out, cum in her and then we can go.” My cock throbbed.
“Asshole,” I told him, “Such an asshole.”
She came out of the washroom apologizing, “I’m so sorry, it’s been a while, next time I’ll make sure I’m prepared.”
Linda laid down on the bed, spreading her legs, “Your ad said something about a creampie? Momma needs her cream filling!”
My dick, “See?”
I mounted her, stuffing my cock inside her pussy and started pumping. I closed my eyes, but then decided to look down at my cock going in and out of her. Her arms pulled me down for a kiss, her hefty tits wobbling as my pelvis met hers. Honestly it took me a while to cum. I hammered at her cunt for a good 20 minutes and finally my seed burst into her. Her fat hands gripped my ass pulling me deeper, and I released all I could inside of her. I rolled off of her, and laid there for a bit, she cuddled into me, thanking me.
I got dressed and she started making plans for our next encounter. I met her about three more times and then broke it off. It wasn’t that she was fat, it’s that she just wasn’t my type at all. I’ve banged fat chicks that were totally hot as hell, but she was just not attractive to me at all.
She was disappointed, telling me that she thinks she’s in love with me, but I told her that I didn’t have the same feelings and just wanted to go my separate way.
I’ve fucked at least 5 different women from CL, fell in love with one – but those stories are for another time. I wrote this story just to get it off my chest and get it out of the way. I have to confess she was one of the worst fucks I’ve ever had.
Fat slut got caught fucking a different dude twice.
wtf is it with you guys that post whatever TF u want, wherever you want, topic of the group be damned? I see the same motherfuckers every single day posting the same lousy, low resolution, off topic garbage content, over and over and over, in every group they’re members of, regardless of the groups theme/topic. For example, today I was looking for “nice teen booty” stuff and out of the 5 or 6 groups I checked out, the same 2 dudes were posting pages and pages of pictures of their little ugly bent dicks and tribute pics that look like they were taken in the 1980s in every one of them except for ONE?!?! Instead of cluttering up someone else’s group and making them have to go to the trouble of removing it, why not make your own fucking group instead? Then you can go crazy and post the same 300 pictures of your little ugly dick or photos of your fat ugly wife that were taken 25 years ago and you won’t be inconveniencing anyone! It really sucks when you go to a “Big Boobs” group looking for big boobs to whack off to but instead you have to weed thru hundreds (sometimes THOUSANDS) of old tribute pics, old photos of someones wife with no titties whatsoever, scat pictures, bugs on peoples genitalia, in order to finally come across a picture of BIG BOOBS! By the time you find what you came for you’re not even horny anymore because of all the bullshit you had to go thru because of inconsiderate members like Donna2, BritKink, SexoyMorbo, BootSkinHead, and many many others who clutter up and ruin every group they’re in. These fucks take up so much of the Group Generals and Moderators time by making them weed thru all your bullshit content and removing it from the groups. Nobody wants to see 300 photos of your small, ugly, warted up dick or 150 photos of your ugly old lady, 140 of which are basically her in the same pose. Stop being delusional and stop being so fucking inconsiderate. If the groups topic is big boobs, DONT POST PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY LITTLE DICK OR YOUR FLAT CHESTED OLD LADYS HAIRY PUSSY FROM 30 YEARS AGO OR YOU “TRIBUTING” OLD POLAROIDS! POST BIG BOOB CONTENT! TF is wrong with you weirdos?
What is it about cumming inside a married woman?
True story. I went out with this girl in college for a while. Great sex. Bad relationship. We broke up but become occasional fuck buddies, even when she had boyfriends. She gave the appearance of some class, went to private school, wore nice clothes, and family had money. But deep down she was trash. Found out she had been banging at least three different guys early on when we were supposedly exclusive. So she had cheated on me, just like she had cheated with me when she had boyfriends.
I graduated, went overseas, came back a few years later, and she tracked me down at an event when I was in my college town. Still don't know how she did it, and never asked. She said she just needed to talk and clear the air. By this point, I had put her out of my mind and any feelings I had toward her were very negative. But I agreed to see her. We were going to meet near her hotel. I don't know why she was in town or had a hotel and, again, something I never asked.
We ended up meeting in her hotel room, supposedly before going to get a coffee and talk. We sat on opposite queen beds, facing each other, and she wanted to dig up the past and get forgiveness, etc., stuff I didn't care about. So, I told her whatever she needed to hear and just wanted to leave. She teared up and said she just needed a hug. She came over and sat next to me, and I hugged her.
Now, she was a bigger girl, to be sure, and had DD tits. Oddly, her tits were never very sensitive, but they had been fun for me in the past. Feeling her tits against my chest brought back old feelings. Our sexual chemistry began to override the otherwise bad fit that we were for each other, just as it had before. She held my hands in hers and looked at me. I looked down at her hands and noticed, for the first time, that she had a wedding ring with a big fucking rock. I was kind of an idiot about such things then, and didn't notice wedding rings. Before that, I had a vague sense she was married. Wasn't sure though, and didn't care. I was not thinking about her before this. But now I knew she was married and I wasn't sure how I felt about it.
I told her it was a nice ring. She ignored what I said and hugged me again, and thanked me again for... whatever... listening, saying I forgave her, whatever the hell I had said to get out of the conversation. But cheek to cheek, her breathing got faster, and she started to move against me, just a little bit. I thought, fuck it, I'm going fuck this cheating bitch.
I moved to kiss her, and she acted like she couldn't do it. It was a game, and I knew it. I only needed to take her a little bit further. It was coming back to me about when she had a serious boyfriend and supposedly couldn't fuck me. All I needed to do was get her far enough, get a finger in her, and it was all over. I started to remember all the times that she had fucked me when she in relationships. She was an upper middle class proper seeming girl who could look you in the eye and lie to your face without blinking, and she was born to cheat. I almost felt sorry for her husband.
I kissed her again, and this time she kissed me back. I could literally smell her arousal on her breath. It was weird, but we had been animalistic in the past and it all came back. We laid back on the bed as we kissed and grinded and she grabbed my cock through my pants. She desperately unzipped my pants and grabbed my cock. She stopped and looked at it, then said that she had forgotten how nice it was. I'm not huge, but I'm definitely well above average. I told her to suck it, and pushed her head toward it. She resisted and I remembered how she didn't like that. Thought it was disrespectful or some such shit, as if she weren't a whore. So, I kissed her again. Then, because it was on "her own terms," she brought her head down and wrapped her lips around my cock.
It was the middle of the day, and even with the blinds drawn, there was plenty of light. I was staring down at this married woman sucking and stroking my cock with a hand that had a big wedding ring. I was worried I would blow right then and there. She had always been a fairly decent cock sucker, letting me blow in her mouth, although she wouldn't swallow. Another one of her rules to keep some facade of respect, just like she wouldn't fuck doggy style (although, that had turned out to be because she'd been sexually abused when younger, usually face down or on her hands and knees, but that's another story).
I had to get her to stop or I'd blow. I pulled her up and kissed her some more. Then I took off her shirt with no resistance. I undid her bra and saw the big tits I'd seen so many times before. I sucked one nipple while I cupped the other breast. Then I remembered that this was not the key to opening her box. She had said that rubbing her tits was rubbing her arm. Weird, but whatever. I reached down into her pants. I got past the wiry pubic hair and felt where she was wet. When I ran my finger up and down her slit, she gasped. When I worked my middle finger in, she moaned, and bucked, and I knew it was all over.
She pulled my pants down, and I kicked them off the rest of the way. I took off shirt, now fully naked, and then helped her with her pants that she was already taking down. Now we were completely naked on the bed and kissing, and humping, and I got her on her back. Missionary was always her favorite position. I positioned my cock near her entrance and she stopped me and said no several times. She told me she wasn't on birth control, and that I needed to put on a condom. I told her I would. But she didn't have a condom, and neither did I.
We couldn't stay still any longer, and while on top of her pushed my cock against her wet opening. She said I couldn't, that she couldn't risk it. I told her I would just use push in a little bit, that I needed to feel her. She said nothing, so I pushed a little. She gasped as I only gave her the first inch or two, and moved in her shallowly. She was tighter than I remembered. After about 30 seconds, she started panting out how we couldn't do this, how this wasn't safe. But she kept moving. I slowly creeped in a little bit more with each stroke, now using almost half my cock. She again said that we couldn't do this, but she grabbed my ass and pulled me in as she thrust up to meet me. I was almost balls deep in one stroke, and she let out a cry that would have been heard by anyone in a room next door. My next strokes had my balls slapping her asshole, another thing that she always loved.
She said I couldn't come in her. Then she asked me to say "okay." I said okay, that I would pull out. We fucked and fucked and I asked her how I felt in her. She said she loved me inside her, a standard line of hers from the past. I asked how my cock felt. She said it was so good. I asked her if it was the best cock she had in a long time. She wouldn't answer, so I stopped. She begged me to keep moving and tried to thrust against. I leaned up and looked at her, only letting the slightest movements of my cock inside her keep her pussy aroused but needing more. I told her I need an answer to whether it was the best cock she had in a long time. She said yes. I told her she had to say it. She paused, then said the words, that it was the best cock she had in a long time. I moved a little bit more to reward her, and she responded. But then I asked if it was the biggest cock she had in a long time. She said it was the biggest cock she had in a long time. I drove into her and got chest to chest again, and in her ear I asked if she would be thinking of my bigger cock the next time she fucked her husband.
I thought I had gone too far. She wouldn't answer, and she hated calling it "fucking," another one of her ways of pretending she wasn't trash. I asked her again, while slowing down. She said it. She told me that she would be thinking of me the next time she was "with" her husband. I asked what she would be thinking about, and she said me, and my bigger cock. That got me so hot, and I might have had even more blood engorge my cock, if that was possible. It did something to her too. We moved in a perfect rhythm, and I could feel her walls begin to contract and release, and I knew an orgasm was near. She shrieked and moaned, and moved in a way that I was not going to be able to stop from coming. I tried to slow down, and she begged me to keep going, that she was going to come. I told her that I was going to come, and started to pull out. She grabbed my ass again and pulled me in, and moaned out a loud and orgasm as she fucked against me. I gushed into her just as she was coming, which was how we had usually done it.
I stayed inside her for a while, then I pulled out, causing a gusher of slime to run down her married asshole onto the bed spread. I got up and grabbed my clothes. She asked where I was going, and I told her I needed to get back because people would wonder where I was. She asked accusingly about whether I was going to spend any time with her, or just leave after that. I told her that she should get back to her husband, and she told me I was an asshole, which was kind of true in this situation.
She started to cry and rolled the bedspread around her naked body, as if to cover her shame. She said she couldn't believe she had just done that with me. She started to sob, and said that she had never been unfaithful to her husband before (which was almost certainly a lie). She said she wasn't on any birth control and was scared. That was my cue to go and comfort her and stay with her, and the younger version of myself would have fallen for it. I took it as my cue to wish her the best and walked out the hotel door to my car.
She tried to get in touch with me twice after that. She somehow got my email, probably from an old college classmate, and said that she often visited the far away place that I was then living. I ignored it. I looked her up on FaceBook later and figured out that she had divorced the guy she had been married to when we fuck. She remarried, she's pretty fat, and she has two kids. She probably cheats on him too. Poor guy.
While I'm glad I never had anything to do with her after that last time, I do think about it sometimes. I think about how I got her to go against all better judgment and let me -- even made me -- cum inside her, about how she drove home to her husband with my cum leaking into her panties, and how the next time she fucked her husband she undoubtedly was thinking of me.
Fucking married women became a bit of an obsession for a while, and I became a bit disappointed in how easy it could be to get women to ignore their vows. To not only cheat, but to ridicule their own husbands while doing it, and then go home and pretend to be the loving wives while my sperm was still swimming inside them.
It's come full circle, because it's made me think about my own wife. I don't think she has cheated. But I actually get turned on by the prospect of some guy trying. Could he turn my wife? Could my wife fuck some horse cocked son of a bitch who makes her say he's better than me while he stretches her hole? Would she come home to me and kiss me, and talk about taking the kids to school, all while some dude's goo is dripping out of her bruised cunt? Maybe. I'm sure a lot of women I fucked pulled off that fake act. I almost wish it would happen, but I don't know why. Maybe it's the fucked up mental payback for what I did.
I confess i love showing of my filthy slut of a misses i love making her flash or show her self off on the net i love seeing total strangers wank over her and make dirty comments it fucking hot its taken me ages but ive been able to whore her out a few times i loved it when i whored her out to a fat hairy old bloke she had never laid eyes on before but she did as she was told and she to his 66 year old cock raw letting him dump his hot seed in her fuck it gets me off!!! Anyway tell me what you think off her or would do with the filthy bitch or send her a pic of your cock she loves that!!! Anyway i rented her wet cuntlips to tbe old dude for $800 and she did is let him fill her cunt witch is fine by me shes only allowed to fuck bareback and shes only allowed to drain there balls in her pussy every single man i whore her out to blows in her horny cunt! Recently shes saying shes not really into it she doest get that its not her choice anyway send her your filthyest thoughts tell us what you would pay show her ya cock!
Not gonna lie, hearing this black dude say "tongue in BITCH" as he busts a fat load into her mouth is one of the hottest things I've ever seen in porn. Just thinking about it gets me stiff. Long live sasha.
sweet fatty great tits good cock on the fat old dude I would do them both in the ass
I'm a bi-curious guy(have had 2 experiences before) I have always loved shemales and desperately want to try pegging. Recently I have been getting into reading gay stories on Literotica, asstr, & XNXX and have been having some good wanking sessions to them. The problem is I just cannot get into gay porn. All of the guys are either completely ripped or they're fat and hairy. Wheres all of the normal average dudes? I've seen plenty of porn that have normal average women so why can't we do that with guys?
wow what fun i just had tonight and didn't even get laid. i came home and saw my sisters car in my driveway. i didn't think much of it i parked got my stuff out of the truck walked in and as i walked into the kitchen there was my niece giving some dude head. his back was to me her head was down sucking a 5 to 6 inch dick. so neither one saw me so i eased up to get a better view. when he said almost there she pulled off his dick and started jacking him off and just about the time he popped his nut she opened her eyes and saw me but before she could say anything it busted all over her face. all i could say is dont waste it drink it. then the guy saw me and almost freaked out. i just told him you cant stop now boy you have to make her happy. and set everything on the counter. on how nice it was to see a young cock full of cum all over the place. its bad when a young cock to me is mid 20's to early 30's. but that is still young to me. my niece is married or i thought she was. but i haven't seen her in years. she has very small tits and a fat butt. i told her to get on the table and for him to make her happy. and started putting my food away. turned around and they was cleaning the table and floor up.
they didn't do anything else and both was blood red in the face and she told me she thought i was going to be out of town for the weekend. then i had to remind her that this was sunday night about 10pm.
i thought it was cool and funny and told them they could stay the night if they wanted to but the ended up leaving. but i also wonder how long she has been bringing people here. because to be honest i haven't spoke to her mother and father in over 10 years. and only see her every few months while at a store or something.
i don't know when or if she will ever come back and sorry i don't care. if i hadn't caught them messing around i might have got pissed.
a guy walks into a bar named motherless and slips on a puddle of menstrual blood. the waitress puked on him and in the corner some fat dude was jerking off to baboon loving grannies.
Craigslist Joe showed up as I finished up removing my body hair with Nair hair removal cream. I blissfully greeted him at the door wearing a towel and a smile with my long, damp hair on either side of my neck. I took yet another gulp from my bottle of whiskey and asked him to wait while I applied my makeup and stretched my faggot cunt with my butt plug. He obliged, knowing that he arrived early and I caught him looking at me in the mirror, patiently as I grew excited with my rubber phallus, stretching my shit cunt. I peeked back, winking and making small talk while he was polite and waited as I applied my eyeliner, lipstick, etc...
The door was knocked on yet agin, as to my surprise a very dark skinned, fat lip nurse showed up to my hotel room with a BBC in his trousers. I gave him a French kiss as he entered and asked him if he was ready to fuck this bitch faggot up tonight. He laughed and sat on the opposite side of the bed as he and "Joe" conversed as I finished my face and dressed. Joe asked, "How much do you like dressing like a slut for strangers?" while I undressed myself in the mirror. I replied as I knelt on the bed. "Last one to put their raw cock in my slutty faggot ass gets to fuck my throat! " They were naked in no time, where Joe spat on his dick and forced it inside my hungry shit cunt, I eagerly choked and gagged on the black cock in front of me.
I was spit roasted for awhile by these two strangers who replied to my Craigslist ad, until the stench of shit blew out of my bowels with Joe deep in my faggot cunt. He slapped me and whispered into my ear, "You're going to be sorry for that faggot !" and without hesitation, pulled his shit covered cock out of my ass and jammed it into my throat. I didn't hesitate to take his dick, but I puked as he forced his stinky dick into my faggot throat. The stink was overwhelming and I love to vomit, so to me, this was ecstasy. With the black dude watching, Joe was finally disgusted and left after taking a quick shower.
The black guy sat next to me while I was covered in filth at every orifice, and asked what I really like. I drank some more whiskey and showed him videos of myself eating shit, puking and fucking myself with massive dildos. He cuddled with me for awhile before he squatted over my mouth and squirted his rancid diarrhea into my willing toilet of a mouth. I gargled his diarrhea and begged him to violate my ass with his naked black cock. I spat in his face while he endured the stink and called him names like "faggot lover" and "shit nigger", only to have him pull my hair, donkey punch me and tell me "I'm his AIDS bitch now and I have him to thank for the diseased semen dripping out of my shit ridden throat and ass."
When he finished, I passed out on the bed just before he left, only to video record myself vomiting the remaining whiskey I just chugged all over my shit crusted body for all of you delightful perverts to jack off to. I am black owned now, and a shit eating sissy faggot at the disposal of dirty old men who like to use dirty fags like me as their toilet...
Hail Satan !
I've got a motherfucking woody bitches! I'm so fucking horny that I might even stick it in a fat chick or a dudes butthole!
I confess that 4 years ago I had my first and only gay experience with my best friend.
In the spring of 2010 I was ending my 4 year contract with the Military and was on my way home. I had a long drive of about 20 from North Carolina to my home in the Mid-West. Along the way home I stopped at my best friends house and stayed with him and his family for about a week, he lived about 4-5hrs away from my home city and was on the way. We served in the same unit and had deployed twice together, he got out a few months before me in January. On paper we never would have been friends; I'm a geeky city boy and an introvert to boot and he is a former jock from the country who was a very outgoing person. But that stuff doesn't really matter when you go through the same bs training and deploy together.
Since he had only been a civilian for a few months he was staying at his parents house but we had the home to ourselves since they were on a cruise in the Mediterranean for their 2nd honeymoon. Two days before I left to go back home we went out to a line dancing Country bar. We drank beer and took shots, he dragged me out on the floor to do some line dancing with some chicks, played some pool, and some drunk douche started a fight with him so we ended up in a minor bar brawl. Nothing too bad, luckily the dude and his friend were too drunk to really fight. We left the bar and luckily mad it home without getting a DUI or worse. His parents had a hot tub outside on their deck and he wanted to go out there and chill for a bit. We stripped down to our underwear and got in the tub, we were in there for about 10 min before our underwear was annoying us and we took it off. Now I was really drunk and the bubbles felt great on my ass and I got hard, thinking that he wouldn't notice I tried to subtly play with my semi hard cock. Since I was drunk it wasn't as subtle as I thought and he noticed pretty quickly. I tried to play it off and he pretty much said "fuck it I'm hard too and it's not gay if we don't touch each other". Neither of us had ever watched another guy jack off before and it was strangely arousing. It was also interesting to see that we were about he same size at roughly 7", I think that I was a little bigger but it wasn't by much. So were sitting there beating off together and apparently I was staring a little too intensely cause he asked if I wanted to touch his cock. I nodded and quietly said yes as I reached out and enclosed my hand around his hard cock. It was strange holding another mans cock and it made me even harder than I already was. He closed his eyes and leaned back as I stroked his cock and mine. I have to admit that his cock had started to make my mouth water a bit and I wanted to try sucking it. After a bit he lit a cigarette said that he can't get off this way and said that his old GF had the same problem and would just suck him off. I took the hint and hesitantly lowered my head down and took him in my mouth. His cock tasted salty and I started to suck him. It's surprisingly hard to suck a cock without using my teeth or gagging but I did my best. Having his cock in my mouth really got me hard and I shot off one of my biggest and most intense loads that night. Now with both hands free I was able to cup his balls as I imitated the way my old GF would stroke my shaft while she had the tip of my cock in her mouth. Before long I noticed that his cock got bigger and started to twitch a bit, I pulled off his dick just in time and he shot his load off in the air. My loads usually only go a few inches or maybe a foot for the big ones, but fuck his went like 3-4 feet. His first rope flew out of the hot tub, the second hit the wall, then the rest went in the water. I gotta admit that I'm jealous and wish that I could cum with loads like that. After that we just chilled in the tub and smoked a cigarette, no words were spoken as we were both kinda weirded out by it. I think that the problem was that we both enjoyed it too much or something. After our smokes we both climbed out and went inside, he went to his room and I crashed on the couch. I jerked off again into my sock and passed out. The next day and everyday since we have never spoken about what happened.
Lately I have been thinking about it more and more and have wanted to try sucking another cock again but I just can't bring myself to do it. The problem is that I can't get over how gross us men are, with our muscles or fat, the hair, BO, and just everything manly. I love the idea of playing with another cock but I guess that I'll just have to wait until I can find a glory hole or the ever elusive pre-op functioning feminine transsexual.
lookin for someone outside the US to post some pictures in some forums for me, nothing illegal, just some personal pics that have become a lot less personal for me since I found out that there are a number of other dudes she sent them too and an even bigger number of other cocks she was fuckin, she is a wanna be model/wanna be adult star fake dominatrix with her own site and appearences in many other site . . all with clothes on (i know lame). Anyways I am geograpbicaly within legal arms reach I am lookin for someone to post some pics in some of her forums that she is active in, they track IPs though so they will know your IPaddress, just be outside US and nothing can happen to you, most of these forums require you to register first which is kinda annoying, Im not offering money or anything but im hoping if you lookin through motherless bords that you are respectfully twisted enough to enjoy an ol fashion'd puttin a bitch in her place. Leave your email here please and I will get back to you, thank you for all who are willing to help. Here is a pic of her ass to let you know at least she isnt fat
I am looking for a video. A very specific thing about this video is that there is some horrible music that's playing in the background. A blonde girl with a skirt is getting fucked by a dude in doggystyle. The girl is blonde and looks quite young. I don't remember much about the guy, but he seemed to be older and was avarage/fat -- he was not skinny atleast. I found the video on Xvideos about 1.5-2 years ago, i think it probably got removed.
I know this is probably a long-shot, but if this description reminds you of some video, then please reply! I would really love to fap to that video again. Please help a fellow fap.
hey
saw a video a while ago that made me cum buckets. there's this old fat dude prolly in his 60s sitting on a toilet in a bathroom. in front of him is this slutty narly looking redhead, on her knees and palms, that's blowing him, this goes on the whole video, he kind of face fucks her with his small penis, holding her head
can't find it anywhere anymore i've exhausted all possible search queries, anyone know what i'm talking about ?
i think about sucking cock on a daily basis. how does a fat ugly dude go about sucking his first cock?!
If there is any woman in romania / bucharest reading this and is willing to fuck with a fat dude of around 140kg :))) pm me
The room was a bit crowded at Whorefest 2024, it was mostly middle aged men lusting after younger women, but there were a few women in the crowd too. I made my way to an empty chair as a young woman stood on stage, completely naked only for the purple thigh high ‘fuck me boots she wore, I gawked at her sexy exposed perky breasts. She spoke with enthusiasm and pride, walking from the left of the stage to the right and engaging with the audience.
“It’s not about how you look, it’s about how you make me feel when you touch me. I don’t give a fuck if you’re fat, ugly, old, or whatever stereotype society has given you. You can be an old man, or even a mid-twenties businessman, or hell even a middle aged woman – I simply don’t give a fuck. We meet for pleasure, your pleasure! And my job is to satisfy your needs. I’m that slut your mom warned you about, I’m not a dinner date, I am dinner.”
Some of the audience clapped, a man next to me grunted in approval. She continued on.
“Now I know what some of you might be saying, that we’re all about using condoms and safe sex – and for a lot of people that is a really big turn off… lots of people like it raw, no barriers – and that’s why I’ve come up with various tiers on my regulars list. If you can prove to me that you’re clean, and you don’t have any diseases, you won’t have to use a condom. Hell, I’ll even let you empty your nuts inside me,” she laughs and shakes her head, “hell that’s kind of a fetish of mine. I love creampies. Of course there are requirements, I’ll definitely follow up with your doctor’s office and make sure everything is legit. Once I know, you’re in. Literally in.”
She points to her pussy, which has a tuff of dark pubic hair.
“Now you’re probably asking yourself, fuck how much is that going to cost? Bareback creampies should be affordable to everyone – so I charge a lower rate for that than most of the providers here. My prices are non-negotiable, they’re locked in for a reason – trying to barter will get you removed from my fuck list, even if you are a regular of mine.”
A few people in the crowd clapped lazily. She was trying hard to win them over.
“The raffle will begin in a few minutes, and I hope all of you get who you desire!”
I uttered, “Raffle?”
The man next to me heard me and explained, “Yeah we all got raffle tickets when we came in, check your gift bag bro.”
I thanked him and looked inside, condoms, a few weird pencils and a raffle ticket. I shrugged my shoulders and continued to listen to the lady on stage.
“Have a great rest of the evening, and fuck you later!” She blew a kiss to the audience and walked off stage, her little tits jiggling with each step.
A woman got up from the crowd, barreling towards her waving her hands, “Lucia! Lucia! Here’s my number call me!”
The woman handed her a piece of paper and Lucia smirked and winked at her, nodding in agreement.
The last speaker was an older woman, she was very reserved and had a smoker’s voice. The guy next to me was very excited as she spoke about her sexual exploits.
“I’ve always dreamed of fucking Mistress Sheila, she’s a 60 year old goddess,” he said to me blushing.
I didn’t say anything, she was a bit too old for me.
She finished talking and they started calling the raffle tickets, they called my number for Mistress Sheila, and I turned to the guy next to me, handing him the ticket, “hey you won!”
His eyes lit up as he looked at my ticket, “are you sure? Holy shit!”
Grabbed the ticket and put it up in the air, “I won!!” I patted him on the back.
He handed me his ticket, “here, I hope you get someone good if you win!”
The raffle seemed to go on forever, and there were only two ladies left, one of them was Lucia.
They called my numbers for the raffle, I won a night with Lucia. I was told to walk over to her booth to make arrangements to meet her, and I did.
Her booth was small, it had black curtains around it that I moved aside and stepped in, two security guards were just outside of the curtained booth. I saw a single chair and sat down. Lucia walked in and sat behind a desk, she was now fully clothed. She smiled at me and looked a bit nervous.
“Hi, I’m Mike,” I said nervously.
“I’m Lucia, it’s nice to meet you Mike. So you won a night with me huh?”
I smiled a bit, “I did…”
“Let’s get to know each other,” Lucia said as she picked up a pen and slide a notebook closer to her, she began writing.
It seemed like a job interview, she asked me what I did for a living, about politics, about religion, and then about my sexual preferences.
I was very forthcoming about all of the information she asked me about.
“Favorite sexual position?”
“I like it when the woman is on top so I can view her better, and touch her breasts and look into her eyes too…”
“Ah, standard cowgirl, gotcha… ok,” she penned it down.
“Any fetishes?” she asked, her eyes locking onto mine.
“Um…” I felt really nervous, “I- like…”
“You don’t need to be shy with me, Mike. I’m here for you, ok?”
I nodded, “I like the same fetish you do, cumming inside… creampies. It’s the only type of porn I like to watch – seeing a pussy filled up with cum to me is so fucking beautiful and perfect… but I know I don’t have my medical records with me, and I know that won’t happen…” I trailed off.
“Yes, creampies… feeling that pulsating dick and the rush of hot sperm pumping deep in me, there’s nothing like it… so I understand, but yes we will be wearing protection, ok? You can cum inside of me with a condom on.”
I nodded, “I totally understand, and I feel the same way about it.”
“How old are you, Mike?”
“I’m 52 years old, getting older, how old are you?” I asked.
She smirked a little, “I just turned 22, you dirty old man. Oh don’t worry, I like older men – with your peppery hair and refined look. Hell, I’d probably hit on you if I saw you at a bar.”
Lucia took out a business card and wrote on the back of it, “Meet me here at 8:00 tonight. I’ll take you out to eat – my treat, and then we’ll head back to my hotel and have some fun.”
I took the card and saw the address she wanted me to meet her at, she put a heart around it.
I went back home and cleaned up, took a nice warm shower and made sure I was ready for action. I opened up my bottle of Cialis and took one, then thought about wanting to be ultra hard for her so I took another pill and broke it in half and took it too.
Lucia had a limo pick me up at my hotel, when I opened the door I didn’t expect her to be inside, but she was. I was greeted with a hug and a kiss, “Mike! This is going to be so much fun!!”
We had a great dinner and a great conversation. I asked her if there were any other rules I needed to know, like if kissing was allowed. She was very open and kind, it really did seem like we were on a date getting to know each other.
“A lot of providers don’t allow kissing, but to me – that’s the spark. A lot of them don’t like it because it’s too intimate and they’ll get feelings for their clients, but that’s exactly what I want. I want to have feelings – I don’t want to be dead inside about the people I’m fucking.”
I was stunned by how mature she was, and even wondered how the hell she could afford such a luxurious restaurant.
“You must have a lot of clients to afford eating here… it’s easily $250 a plate…” I said, trying not to be offensive.
“I actually am pretty new to the whole scene, just been in it for 4 months. Thing about me is, this isn’t a job it’s a hobby. I don’t even have to work, my family is rich as hell. Perhaps this is my act of rebellion, but it’s a rebellion that is fun!” She laughed and took a sip of wine, “let’s go back to my room Mike….”
The limousine drove Lucia and I to her hotel, she had a very fancy p********ial suite. I watched her walk over to her bed, and let her short black leather skirt fall to the floor, and then she pulled her top off over her head. She sat on the bed and spread her legs.
“Are you afraid?” She said grinning, sliding a slender finger down her clitoris and into her pussy. My cock jumped, as if to say “what the fuck are you doing dude, get in there!”
I pulled my clothing off as quickly as I could, stumbling to the bed as Lucia kept using her finger to play with herself. My cock throbbed, so my hand instinctively gripped onto it and I started stroking to her.
“ohhh no, you bad boy, you’re not getting off that easy!” she leaned over and put the finger she was playing with herself inside my mouth. I felt her soft warm hand clasp on to my cock and start tugging it gently. Her mouth met mine, her tongue thrusting deep into my mouth – we both moaned in pleasure.
Lucia pushed me down onto the bed and she started kissing my nipples, then my belly all the way down to my cock. I felt her wet warm mouth take all of me inside her. Her soft hands gripped my waist as her head bobbed up and down frantically. She came up for air, licking the tip of my dick, playing with the precum.
“Fuck you’re hard, such a nice dick!” she started tugging on it and sucking it at the same time, looking up at me, making eye contact – I was hooked. This woman was amazing. I stopped her, and pushed her down on the bed, spreading her legs open wide. I licked her erect nipples, and made my way down to her navel – she giggled as my tongue tickled her. I pushed her legs back more and my face dove into her sweet glistening pussy, my tongue lapping at her clit, and occasionally diving into her cunt hole. She smelled and tasted great, she was sweet, like honey.
Her body began to convulse, and she screamed out “FUCK!!! MIKE HOLY FUCK!”
Lucia nearly passed out, so I stopped licking her and cuddled into her as she recovered.
“Holy fuck, who are you?” she asked groggily.
I just chuckled. I felt her hand on my chest as she rested her head on my arm. I kissed her forehead and just relaxed. She began to stroke my cock softly, our lips met again, and she climbed on top of me. I felt her tight little dripping pussy slowly swallow my cock.
“Oh shit, the condom?” I said as she looked deep into my soul.
“Fuck the condom,” Her mouth was on mine as she started riding me, her small tits jiggling on my chest.
I could feel her energy, so sexual, so young, so loving, it was tantric. She moaned as my cock pushed deeper inside of her, I could feel her pussy muscles milking my cock as she slid it in and out of her.
“You feel so perfect,” I said, panting cupping her little tits in the palms of my hands.
“So do you…” she moaned, her eyes fluttering as she quickened the pace of her thrusts.
I pushed upwards with each thrust to go deeper, she was so tight I knew I wouldn’t last long, and I didn’t. I grabbed on to her waist, then her ass and I felt my cock start to throb, the warmth of my cum sprayed deep inside of her, the ejaculations pushing the limits of my consciousness, I held her tightly as she drained every single drop. She collapsed on top of me and we both fell asleep.
We woke up in the morning and kissed, had coffee and ended up spending the day together. She didn’t want me to leave, and I didn’t want to leave either…. So I don’t know where this is going to take either of us, but it’s definitely going to be one hell of a ride.
*Yes, this story is fiction. Parts of it were taken from my own personal life – but no, I never met a woman at a place called WhoreFest lol. I hope everyone enjoyed the read. Peace!
This is a story of a guy that followed me around the mall and kept trying to attack me one day. It involves a bit of sexual assault but not as bad as it could have been. Also I skipped out on a lot of the details, especially with the touchy parts, even though I remember all the details. If it doesn’t make sense I can describe a lot more detail in comments or PM, but I’m skipping a lot of details to keep it from being a novel (I tend to ramble if I get started). And I apologize for this being so long. I was typing it on a word document and then pasted it here and saw it was so insanely huge.
To be honest I’m not really traumatized by what happened, and the experience wasn’t remotely as bad as some of the people on here have gone through so I don’t demand sympathy. In fact I’m not even really bothered by it as much as I should be (Is that weird?). It’s something that only I (and I guess the guys involved) know about and I like to keep it that way, which is why I didn’t report it or anything. In writing the whole thing down it makes me realize that I was pretty stupid. After the first situation I really should have learned better than to let myself get into the others (you'll understand if you read it), but I guess I kept shrugging things off and assuming that I could get out of all the situations without making a scene and getting police involved, even though in reality I was just lucky every single time. It was really stupid of me to not scream and thrash as much as I could, I don't even know why I couldn't manage that. Still, luck saved me and for that I ended up better than a lot of other people, and so I'm thankful for that.
I guess I’m just writing it so that somebody random can read it, since I want to keep it secret from my real life. Again I don't know how much sense my writing makes, hopefully enough.
Anyway on to the story for those who care to read it:
It happened in spring of 2012. It was the day my older sister, Amy, was graduating high-school. Pretty much her grad events started at like 10 AM for group pictures in the sunlight and stuff, then they had a break for about 4 hours to do what they wanted before everyone had to meet up for the convocation part. My sister and her friends all wanted to spend the break at a nearby mall, since we needed lunch/shopping and had time to kill. My mom drove us all to the mall and dropped us off there, having to drive home to pick up my step-dad and younger brothers who didn’t want to come with us in the morning.
When we got there Amy’s friends decided it would be fun to go have lunch in the gas station in the same parking lot. It had a little A&W attached and they thought it would be hilarious to go to a fast food restaurant and eat gross food dressed up in all fancy dresses. We got our burgers and sat down at one of the tall round tables with the high up stools so that their dresses stayed mostly off the floor. I didn’t have that problem since it wasn't my grad, so I was wearing a moderately short minidress. It was black, stretchy, and had the zipper on the front. Big dresses aren’t comfortable, plus there wasn’t a chance of it being stepped on and ripped (which happened to one of them at the dinner).
We were eating our lunch in the corner of the gas station where there were like four tiny round tables. As we were eating two guys came in and got some food. One of them, a chubbier fellow with a thick beard and a hat, went and sat down at one of the other tables but the other one decided to stop and chat with us. I guess the outfits made it pretty obvious it was grad time, and Amy’s friend Christine was in a super friendly mood and more than willing to chat with him about how awesome of a day it would be, even though he was probably like 50 years old and looked like a cross between a trucker and a homeless guy.
That was all fine with me, I’m not a talk-to-strangers type of person but I just ate my food and didn't get involved, however I did listen in. It was mostly the greasy guy chatting about all his grad stories, girls’ dresses getting ripped, guys falling through tables, a couple fights etc. however there were a lot of mentions about how good looking the girls were back then, as well as a few random compliments about how good all of us looked. He didn't seem entirely creepy, just so friendly it was awkward.
Anyway after I finished my meal the guy got up and left the building (leaving his friend still at the table), and after drinking my whole drink I really had to go pee. The other girls were not finished eating (because they do more talking than eating) and so I told Amy I was going to the washroom really quick and she just said to hurry up because they wanted to go to the mall soon. So I found the bathrooms and went in. They were on the other side of the convenience store near the refrigerated drinks through a door and a little hallway.
I finished in the washroom and went back out, but jumped in surprise as I opened the door since the chatty old dude was standing right in the door frame, staring down at me. He was certainly not on his way to the guy’s room. He must have come back inside and noticed I had gone to the washroom and decided to come visit me. He was partly blocking my way out while I stood with the door open. I’m not stupid and could tell what he wanted me for, since he was very obviously undressing me with his eyes as they looked me up and down. His stare was so intensely penetrating that I felt like I was already naked. I felt tempted to just strip down right there to save his imagination the effort, and by the look on his face his imagination was already doing a good enough job that he might not even notice the difference.
I knew I was in a dangerous spot, but I honestly couldn't think of a good way to get out of it. He was a very strong looking person and I was certainly not, so if I tried to push him out he would just push in harder. He hadn’t tried to grab me but I was easily within arm’s reach, and it looked like if I tried to scream he could quickly shut me up. He was standing in the door so I wouldn't be able to slam it shut, and I didn't want to step back into the washroom and let him in. All those options seemed they would end with a smile on his face, and definitely not a smile on mine.
The weird thing was this guy didn't seem at all like the person who had been talking to us before. It was him of course, but his entire attitude seemed to have flipped upside down. He no longer looked remotely friendly or full of energy like he was before. He must be really good at faking a friendly attitude, or else has multiple personalities or something. Now he just seemed terrifying and confident, to the point that I felt like there was no hope of me getting away, and that I the only thing I was supposed to do was lay down right there and let him do his thing. That feeling came in waves, sometimes so strong that several times I was very close to simply giving in and saving the effort of trying to avoid something that seemed guaranteed to happen.
Fortunately for me I always snapped out of that feeling quick enough. I knew I had to get out of there, but I didn’t want to try anything that could make him get violent, so I decided to try just assertively walking out the door. I was hoping that he was trying to seduce me in a non-violent way and that if I looked confident about leaving he would let me go. He was only blocking half the door, but unfortunately when I tried to walk by he casually leaned his arm across to get in my way. I pushed on it a little but he wouldn't move, and instead used his other hand to feel down my back, quickly coming to rest on my butt. I was getting a bit scared with him touching me but I still hoped I could get him to buzz off.
“Excuse me!” I said to him in that bitchy tone that always comes with those words. I pushed on his arm again, and he definitely knew I wanted to go but unfortunately was having none of it. He just leaned in and his other hand made its way around the bottom of my dress. It didn't take long for me to realize this was a failed attempt so I turned toward him and smacked his hand away. He responded by pushing me up against the door frame, pressing his body against me while his hands ran down my sides.
(Anyway I’m sure you all get the general idea of where this was going. In the interest of keeping it clean and short I’m going to skip all of this part and briefly summarize. Also because I tend to ramble, so I’ll just skip it entirely.)
Pretty much I tried to keep calm and wriggle away ineffectively for a while. I didn't want to make things get violent since if he started using his full strength I wouldn't have had any hope of getting away, but when I wiggled my way out he just shoved me against another wall. He ended up getting more aggressive and I just got scared to the point of being practically motionless for who knows how long. He kept whispering insults and gross comments about me and for some time I was convinced they were true.
Some sense kicked into me when he pinned me up against the door and I turned the handle, causing us both to tumble down onto the floor. This was followed by a few struggles that nearly ended with him on top of me, but ultimately had me kicking him right in the face with my pointy heel. It was such a good kick that it pretty much reduced him to a crying mess (which he deserved) and let me get out of there. The whole time I forgot to just scream for some reason, but it turned out fine since he was the one left crying on the bathroom floor.
(It probably doesn’t make sense when shortened that much so you can ask questions in PM or comments and I’ll elaborate. If it weren’t for character limits I would end up rambling on with paragraphs about every moment.)
We left the A&W and I didn’t tell anyone or call the police, simply because I had gotten away before anything terrible happened and I really didn’t want to ruin Amy’s grad day by having the police come. Also because if I told anyone then everybody would be sympathizing and checking if I was okay rather than celebrating Amy’s success, which was something she desperately needed since she was kind of depressed. You can call me an idiot for that if you like, but at the time I thought it was the best decision and I really didn’t want to deal with the police anyway. I wasn’t traumatized or anything and I know it could have been much worse. Most of the stories on here are WAY more horrifying than what happened to me. I guess it was made a bit better by the fact that I gave him what he deserved in the end.
As I left the washroom I noticed the other guy was still at his table, finished his food. He was staring at me, but pretending not to. Since the two knew each other I assumed he must have known what had went on in there. Maybe he was keeping watch to make sure greasy trucker guy had me all to himself, or the more likely situation that he was waiting for trucker guy to finish so he could have his turn with me, in which case he was probably very upset that I was out of the bathroom, or that I was still wearing a dress! Either way I’m glad he was out here instead of both of them meeting me in there. I barely had it in me to fight off one pervert; had both come then I don't think it would have taken much convincing for me to do what they wanted. Then again maybe he was totally innocent and I was just being really suspicious.
We had to go to the mall to get movies and snacks for the next day, since the girls were planning to celebrate graduating by doing absolutely nothing productive for as many days as they could manage. We spent a solid half hour or so looking through a tiny local movie trader in the mall and while we were there guess who showed up? Greasy trucker guy! Sadly his face was not as broken as I had hoped it was, although there was a clear cut on his cheekbone.
Trucker guy came in and saw us looking for movies, and once again inserted himself into our group and started talking enthusiastically with the chattier girls in the group. I had resolved beforehand to not make a big deal out of what happened and I still wasn’t going to, even though he had deliberately pushed in between me and Amy to use himself as a wall so nobody would see him put his hand on my butt. I tensed up a bit but didn’t make a scene about it, since I had decided to not let what happened interfere with grad day and to be honest this was nothing compared to what he wanted to do in the gas station. I pushed his hand away gently a few times but it always ended up back right away, a bit more firmly each time. Eventually I just decided to put up with it for the time being and pretended to read some DVD cases. For quite a while he managed to carry on a perfectly friendly and innocent chat with the girls about what movies are good, all while stealthily trying to claw my dress up.
It was actually impressive how he managed to be so friendly when his only real motive was to cop a feel of me. Clearly I hadn’t given him as many of those as I was supposed to back in the gas station. I had resolved before not to make a big deal out of any of this, and if I could let the other stuff slide then this certainly wasn’t a big deal in comparison. He was clever and persistent, and subtle at least, and it’s not like anyone was noticing. Plus I didn’t think he could really do much more than that without drawing attention to himself, but that didn’t stop him from trying. I think he knew that I was never going to report him so he wasn’t afraid of doing this in public, and it seemed like he was going to keep trying to go further. I guess he had no reason not to as long as I was just standing there letting him do whatever he wanted.
I figured the things he started doing were getting so obvious everyone should have noticed, but none of the girls did and they kept chatting. To be honest I still wasn’t too bothered, since I knew eventually we would leave and nobody but us two would have any idea, however what worried me is actually getting caught like that since I didn’t want anyone to know that I had let some old dude grope me in public. I couldn’t tell him off without everyone knowing that, but I realized it wasn’t like he was going to attack me for trying to move away. I pretty much spent the next however long shuffling about the movie store acting interested in random things. He’d follow me around casually to put his moves on me but I never gave him a long enough before I went elsewhere. Eventually he got tired of not getting anywhere and said his goodbyes to everyone and skittered off.
After getting our movies we had to go to the attached Wal-Mart for snacks and all the junk food and pop we could find. We still had time before my mom was supposed to come get us so we killed a bit of time there as well, since we bolted through all the food isles grabbing stuff and had enough junk food to feed a fat army. We spent about half an hour going through the electronics section. My family used to play a lot of Wii games (and some Xbox) so we were browsing the games aisle for a long time. One of the girls decided to buy a DS game and went looking for the attendant to get it out of the cabinet. While she was gone Chris looked in the cart and decided we still needed Munchies. Since they were still waiting for the game they asked me to run and get some while they waited here so I headed back to the food section, snagged a huge bag of the stuff, and started back.
Walking down a main aisle again I looked ahead and noticed old trucker dude yet again. I realized at this point that he was going to keep following us until we either vanished or he got what he wanted. He was between me and the electronics section and hadn’t noticed me yet so I ducked into a side aisle full of furniture and decided to go around a different way so I could not have to run into him. The electronics were a section in the middle and I figured I’d just go around and meet up with Amy before he saw me, however when I got to the main aisle on the other side I saw him again walking down an aisle toward where I was. He still hadn’t noticed me since I saw him through the shelves but I still didn’t want to run into him so I went down another isle. We played unintentional cat and mouse throughout a good chunk of the store.
I ended up in a section close to the gardening section at the back corner of the store with the tall shelving everywhere. I figured by now he knew I was in the store and was looking for me so as long as he didn’t see me I would be fine. I was at the end of an aisle at the back wall. Nobody was around were I was and there were only a couple people down near the main aisle on the other end. One of them was trucker guy, wandering down the main aisle glancing down either side. The aisle near me had a bunch of bins and storage stuff and it was possible for me to look over them through the shelves and watch him. By the looks of it he couldn’t see me. I watched him stealthily since if I tried to leave the end of the isle he would see me. He looked back and forth a few times down the last aisle.
When he finally turned away and started down the other direction I breathed a sigh of relief. However apparently I was watching so intently I didn’t notice footsteps behind me until it was too late, and I suddenly felt two arms around me from the back. One of the hands covered my mouth for a time, although I tend not to scream when I’m scared anyway. After a few moments I saw the trucker guy turn around and head back toward me. I knew the person behind me was the other one from the gas station because I could feel his rough beard on my neck, and I figured they must have been trying to herd me away from the busy part of the store so they could trap me, which I apparently fell for like an idiot.
(Here’s another part that I’ll be skipping a lot of details on.)
I was still holding the bag of munchies in one hand for some reason, but the other was free to try and push him away, although it didn’t work. By the time I realized I’d never push him off like that, trucker guy showed up around the corner and I was immediately stuck between them. I couldn’t push away, there was nobody else in sight, and Amy would never look for me in this corner of the store, so I quickly resigned myself to my current role as the tasty filling of their human sandwich. Thankfully neither of them got to enjoy their filling for very long since we eventually heard loud footsteps from a couple aisles over. To be honest I hoped for a moment whoever was there would go away, because I didn’t want anybody to see what I was doing. Luckily trucker dude let go of me, walked over to the other aisle and started talking cheerily to the person there, leaving me in the arms of the chubby (less strong) guy.
He seemed to be under the impression that at this point I wasn't going to resist anything, so he wasn’t really restraining me. I waited a little while until he was not paying attention and smashed my elbow into the side of his head, and I was able to get away without giving trucker dude time to get back and put me back in my place between them. I even made it out with my bag of munchies. I was really lucky that person showed up in the next aisle, even though he hopefully had no idea what was going on, since without him I was completely expecting to be there until they got bored of me.
Neither of them really chased me, which is good because with the heels I was wearing they could have crawled and caught me. I guess they knew they failed and didn’t want to make a scene, and trucker dude knew I wouldn't make a scene on my own if they left me alone. I was in the clear again and wasn’t worried about them trying something in any places with other people so I resolved to stick next to Amy for good.
When I got back to Amy and the others, they were leaving the electronics and I gave them their food. I got a “What took so long” response, but I didn’t tell them that less time was spent getting the food than was spent trying to escape from touchy perverts. We went to the checkout lines but they only had one open and we had to wait in line for a long time.
Unfortunately I hadn’t seen the last of my admirer, and while we were standing in line I noticed him on the other side of the registers standing by the bathrooms staring at me. I made eye contact by accident and he nodded his head toward the bathrooms with a sly grin, obviously wanting me to join him (and probably his friend) inside. He somehow must have thought I was just playing hard to get, and just teasing him by kicking him and trying to escape. I guess in his backward way of thinking, being felt up in the gas station, followed through the mall, and grabbed at in the back of a Wal-Mart would fill any girl’s stupid, horny brain with such overpowering desire that I couldn’t possibly resist jumping into the washroom to let him finally have his way with me.
As sarcastic as that was, it’s a little embarrassing to admit that I was actually, for some reason, tempted to go over there, and I have no idea why I would even think that while knowing what they would do with me. Unfortunately for him I decided that it would be a bad idea to go into the washroom with them (duh). We all left together and as we walked past the bathrooms he didn’t look as disappointed as I expected, considering I was being such a fun wrecker. Maybe he still held out hope that I was going to give in to my lust and crawl back to him, but more likely he had gotten enough satisfaction from everything else that day even if I left without giving him the entire experience, although I’m sure his imagination had no trouble filling all the holes.
We left the mall and were picked up by my mom in her van. I sat through the convocation while my sister got her awards and diploma. It was all pretty boring to be honest; especially compared to how unpleasantly exciting my day had been so far. The rest of the day went really well and was lots of fun, however the whole day I kept thinking I would run into those guys again, since they kept finding me in the mall. While we were taking pictures outside the church where the convocation was I could have sworn I caught a glimpse of trucker dude in the far side of the parking lot for just a moment, although I was almost certainly seeing things as there was no way he could have found out where we were. Still I didn’t want to go and investigate on the off chance it was actually him, since there would be the remote possibility of being dragged into some white van to be used and left in a back alley, which really didn’t appeal to me.
By the end of the day I was past it all though and I was able to totally enjoy the dinner and dance afterward and have lots of fun. It’s not like I forgot about it, obviously I haven’t, but it wasn’t hard to deal with in the end. I’m totally okay and always have been, and I’m still confident I made the right decision in not telling anyone about it, even if everyone here thinks it was a stupid idea. It wouldn’t have improved my life to get the police involved, but it certainly would have ruined Amy’s grad, and I would have been a terrible sister and friend to do that when she was already so upset about her own life.
Anyway that’s the story. Hopefully it’s still good for this board. Any comments, questions, etc. are welcome. I’m totally good with just talking or answering anything because, as I said, I’m not traumatized by it
A while ago I saw a gif of a really fat chick riding a skinny dude. Her legs were to weak to do reverse cowboy style, so she was kind of flapping her arms to fuck the dude. I've been looking for this pic, as it is a perfect trolling picture. If you guys could help me out, i'd be happy!
hi this just happend on omegle , i was trolling for peado's to annoy when this stupid cunt came along !!! im james ( you)she ( stranger) was a indian or was it a guy pretending who gives a shit . i used a fake pic nearly got rumbled haha:P anyway it killed an hour some sick fuck will get off on this :P and dont fuckin whinge about grammar an shit :) i have pics she emailed fucking ugly as sin :P
random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19 f India
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You: its
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Stranger: wait, i
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You: :)
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You: mmmmm
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Stranger: like*
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Stranger: nope
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You: awe
Stranger: :)
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You: i would drink it
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You: :D
You: have you pissed on anyone ?
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You: who too
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You: who did you piss on
You: :P
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You: sent
Stranger: i didnt get yet
You: keep checking
You: :)
Stranger: i know you arent him
You: yes i am :( why would you say ?
Stranger: no you are not
You: dont you like me ?
You: its k if you think im ugly
Stranger: i dont care about beauty
You: dont you like me ?
Stranger: the person in the pic is good
Stranger: but i dont think its you
You: well it is , i would never say that about your pics
Stranger: i can send one more if mine if you dont believe
Stranger: of*
You: i do beileve you
You: i never doubt you
You: i know im not beautiful like you
Stranger: i dont care that
You: dont you want to shit on me anymore?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :D
You: :)
Stranger: :)
You: i want you to shit on me and kiss me babe
Stranger: you lick my asshole and then i will
You: ok i will lick it good
You: get my tongue right inside your ass hole
Stranger: eat all my brownish smelly shit
You: mmmm yes bby you taste so good you should try some
Stranger: then i'll taste yours
Stranger: you fart on my face
You: mmmmmm a wet fart baby
Stranger: will that be smelly?
You: yes
Stranger: mmmmm i love it
Stranger: donr you think im kinky?
You: i love it baby
You: you such a sexy shit eating girl
Stranger: i love shit!
You: i love your shit
Stranger: indian shit is very tasty than yours.. i guess :P
You: mmmmm we can eat both together
Stranger: you tasted anytime before?
You: honestly ?
Stranger: yea
You: yes
Stranger: mmmmm i love it
You: i licked a girs arse when she was a sleep it was shitty she never wiped properly
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: can i tell you a secret ?
Stranger: yea
You: it was my sisters arse
Stranger: what!!
You: yep
Stranger: but y?
You: she is very hot
You: i wanted her shit
Stranger: and she knows that?
You: idk
Stranger: what all did you do then?
You: i licked the shit from her then i put a finger in her arse to get more
Stranger: did u get anymore?
You: yes
You: a lil ball of it
Stranger: mmmmm
You: i sniffed it and she rolled over so i swallowed it
Stranger: how old is she?
You: 16
Stranger: wow!
You: is that a good wow ?
Stranger: yea
You: :D
You: i try to get her to catch me wanking
Stranger: does she observe?
You: not yet :(
Stranger: :)
You: does it turn you on i eat my sisters shit baby
Stranger: lol
You: ate*
You: what else turns you on?
Stranger: many kinky things
You: mmm tell me please
Stranger: licking armpits :P
You: hehe mine are hairy and smelly
Stranger: biting balls
Stranger: :P
You: hehe
You: are you masterbating
Stranger: kind of
You: how?
Stranger: fingering
You: i want to shit on your pussy as you finger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'll put that finger in your mouth
Stranger: :P
You: mmmm
Stranger: how do you ppl clean the ass in general?
Stranger: tissues?
You: toilet paper
Stranger: we use left hand
Stranger: :P
You: mmmm really ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: indian style
You: tell me how you clean your shitty arse
Stranger: water it and clean with hand simultaneuosly
You: you should use piss instead
Stranger: lol
You: i want to walk around in public wiyh you , and you shit in your panties
Stranger: lol
Stranger: y?
You: so i can smell your shit
Stranger: hehe
You: then we find sum were quite and i fuck ur ass hard
Stranger: you like doing in the ass?
You: yes
You: i love it
Stranger: :)
Stranger: lol
You: if you had a son would you fuck him?
Stranger: no
Stranger: never
You: what if his shit tasted better than yours hehe
You: :P
Stranger: dont talk like that
You: im just kidding :P
Stranger: bad joke
You: awe
You: could you eat shit everyday ?
Stranger: no
You: how often ?
Stranger: when i do sex
You: every day i would fuck you ?
Stranger: hehe
You: hehe
You: i need a shit
Stranger: lol
You: i do
You: i farted and it stinks
Stranger: haha :D
You: hehe
Stranger: i love stinky fats!
Stranger: farts*
You: you should of smelled this one
You: what if you was asleep i shited on your face
Stranger: i'll kick your balls
You: you would eat it
Stranger: lol
You: wouldnt you ?
Stranger: may be
You: i wana wake u up by fucking you when ive shit on your face]
Stranger: i'll shit on your's then
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: early in the morning
Stranger: fresh shit :P
You: :D
You: i want you to stunk of shit
You: stink*
Stranger: rub my shit all over your body!
You: and yours too
Stranger: :)
You: do you need a shit?
Stranger: lol
You: do you :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
You: you should shit there , put some in your pussy and eat some
You: i will shit too
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: nothing :D
You: mmmm where are you ?
Stranger: in my room
You: shit on your bed
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: i dont feel like doing now
You: awe :(
Stranger: and what are you wearing?
You: just a t shirt
Stranger: no unders?
You: no im going to shit now
Stranger: where?
You: in my bed
Stranger: what will you do after that?
You: what you tell me too
Stranger: rub it on your sister's face! :D
You: hehe she isnt in :( i would love to then lick her clean hehe
Stranger: can i her call her 'slut'?
Stranger: :P
You: yes
Stranger: and you 'bastard'?
You: no
Stranger: then?
You: call me love
Stranger: i better call you shit :D
You: hehe only if you love me
Stranger: so, how does your sister look like?
You: shes thin tanned blonde hair little tits , a perfect round arse an shaved pussy with puffy pink lips
Stranger: and nipples?
Stranger: color?
You: quite big compared to her tit size pink
You: its coming out
Stranger: lol.. does she fart infront of you?
You: sometimes i guess
Stranger: and do you?
You: yes
Stranger: infront of her?
You: yes
Stranger: how does she react?
You: she hits me hehe
Stranger: lol
You: have you cum yet ?
Stranger: nope :)
You: :P
Stranger: have you seen her shit or piss anytime?
You: no
Stranger: y?
You: becouse its risky
Stranger: she doesnt like it?
You: no
Stranger: ohk
You: are you really this kinky >
Stranger: you dont believe?
You: idk ?
You: ive never met a girl who likes eating shit
Stranger: i've never met a boy!
You: :P
You: your ex ?
Stranger: hez not that interested infact!
You: :(
You: do you think you are a slut ?
Stranger: what do you think?
You: yes :)
You: a pretty slut
Stranger: a girls who talks in open is a slut these days
You: nope a girl who eats shit is hehe :P
You: im one too
Stranger: you're a bastard!
You: hehe
Stranger: i wanna fuck your slutty sister man! :D
You: are you bi ?
Stranger: i can be anything
You: a man ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :)
You: are you a dude ?
Stranger: nope
You: hehe
Stranger: what makes you ask such a silly question bastard :P
Stranger: you shitty idiot! :D
You: you want my sister :P
You: you shitty slut
You: :D
Stranger: i imagined her when you told me about her asshole :P
You: :D
Stranger: whats the color of her arse?
You: should i be honest ?
Stranger: yea
You: shes prettier than you , and white with pink arse hole
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: send me a picture of hers
You: no way
Stranger: y?
You: becouse its not right
Stranger: and licking her arse is right?
You: i would only if you sent pics of yourself naked in shit , and yes licking her arse is the best thing i ever did :D
Stranger: i never take such pics of mine
Stranger: it would take me intlo problems
You: exactly i never send my sisters pics
Stranger: and i've already sent my casual pics
Stranger: ok leave it
Stranger: i dont care infact
You: good becouse its a secret
Stranger: ok
You: :)
Stranger: so, you've shit?
You: im waiting for you to say
Stranger: in what color would it be?
You: brown silly
You: hegehe
Stranger: i get yellow at times
You: when your sick ?
Stranger: when i eat haldi type of foof
Stranger: food*
You: cool
You: :)
Stranger: and my farts are too long at times
You: hehe
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: shit now
You:
You: ok i will shit for you
You: click the link
You: did you do it ?
Stranger: yeah
You: did you watch it
Stranger: is that a video?
You: yes
Stranger: its loading
You: copy paste and open
You: :)
You: press pause let it load a lil while
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i did
You: :)
You: do you like :)
Stranger: is that girl prettier than me?
You: idk
You:
You: i havent seen you shit
You: watch this
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: i need to go now
You: watch it 1st baby
You: its a min long
Stranger: i'l do
Stranger: ok bye for now
You: bye shitty slut hehe :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I wanna watch some dude ram his cock in my wife’s fat pussy while i slam her head up and down on my cock till we cum hard we’ve talked about it. turns her on
So last night my girlfriends mom came home drunk with some old dude and he fell asleep in the moms room. shes busts in on us and procedures to talk our ears off. so I let my gf sleep while I watch her mom all night downstairs in the livingroom. boy was she shit faced literally would do anything I told her. Thing is the only that makes her attractive to me is the fact she's my gf's mom. I get her to the couch and she's still talking so I start testing the waters touching her back and shoulders then eventually my hands are down her shirt feeling her breast A cup nice gumdrop nipples. eventually I get into her pants and touch that fat ass (she's anorexic skinny by the way) and pussy. So I decided its time to kick old dude out we drop him off n ear his place little bit more groping I lay her hand on my bare cock next i take her to her room and decide... to put her to bed and go back to my gfs room. I love my gf I couldn't take a chance in blowing up our relationship. Those couple hours were exciting before I go back to my gf's I fap it and my heads clears and I realized how not attracted to her I am.
This is my almost motherless post worthy confessions sorry I couldn't finish job for motherless
I'm straight; always have been. I have no attraction for males, mostly because of the facial features and body shape. I have no problem looking at cocks; I'm not at all homophobic, and I appreciate a nice pecker on a stud dude. Sometimes a bit jealous as I'm above average thick but not long (6.5 circumference, ~5.5" length, give or take). Used to be longer but I got old and fat and lost a solid 1.5" to a FUPA.
But I admit that lately, that I want to see some tranny painal. There's lots of bio-girls out there crying from a huge cock, hard ass pounding, and I don't like it; no taste for hurting women, ever! Old school gentleman, I suppose.
Where's the tranny femmes taking painal? Maybe it doesn't exist? Surely I'm not the only asshole that wants to see a hot fem-faced, perky tits, shemale taking a huge cock and at least wincing in pain if not crying!
Am I a complete asshole? Or am I just the only one getting weird in my old age?
Hi, my name is Jonas and I´m 25 years old. This is the Story of how I became a sissy. So actually my name is Jenny now. But lets not get ahead of ourselves. The story has a slow build up, I hope it´s interesting for someone. Thats part one, I will continue the story from time to time. Everything sexual in this story happens to people over the age of 18.
I guess it all started whit my mom being a gold digger. One of those women who have a pretty face and a nice body and try to make a living out of it. After a few years of being an escort, getting to know people, sucking the right dicks, getting bend over the right tables she eventually met some rich dude who decided to marry her. Not only was he rich, he was also quite old. He was perfect for her, rich, old and never married before, so no kids to inherit his wealth. Everything went according to plan, except for one tiny thing: me. The old man got her pregnant before he passed away four years later. I´m not really sure why she even told him, she could have terminated the pregnancy, but she didn´t. I guess she wanted to make sure he wouldn´t do something unexpected with his heritage, like giving it to charity or something. The only certain thing is, that she didn´t want to have me or better to actually take care of me. After my dad died she made sure I go to a boarding school as soon as possible. I guess I don´t get to bitch about her to much, she did make sure I would always get everything I need and never need to worry about money. Wont complain about that. Only thing I didn´t get were parents. But to be honest I didn´t miss it, can´t miss what you never had. My dad died so early that I can´t really remember him and my mom avoided almost any contact with me, especially after she got all my dads money. For her it was like her actual life started.
Well like I said, my mom sent me to a boarding school as soon as possible. Since I was six years old I spend most of the year at school. Only for a few weeks in summer I left school. But even then she often send me to some summer-camp or stuff like that. Well you get the picture. Arriving at school I had to figure out pretty soon, that I seem to have some sort of victim-aura. Bottom of the food chain, starting at day one. I guess everybody knows those clichés about boarding schools, and most of them are true. Bullys on every corner, teachers not noticing it or not caring about it. While in class everything is very disciplined, but as soon as school is out, that changes drastically. It´s not like I got beat up a lot or something like that, kids can be mean, but they don´t run around like some violent gang or something. They are just mean to you, play pranks on you, call you names, stuff like that. I guess they did it out of boredom, there wasn't much to do accept for chores and homework. I read books most of the time, most of the other kids got more creative than me. For me it was always: out of the classroom and to my dorm as unseen as possible.
That went on for a long time, but eventually I got my mom to have a heart and send me to another school. I was hoping to have a few last school years in peace before I graduate. I arrived at my new school a week before classes would start. Most of the other students would arrive in the next couple days. I got led to my dorm room, my roommate had not arrived yet. Its a small room, witch two beds, two tables and two dressers. There is a small bathroom, with a toilet and a sink. I started to unpack my stuff, when I finished I went to take a shower. Maybe I should describe myself a little at this point. I never was very tall, but going through puberty I got a small boost and got to 1,76 cm pretty fast. I have blond hair and at that time I didn´t really care about how it looked. It was kinda longish and tousled. There was never a lot of hair growing on my body, except for small bushes under my armpits and in my genital area, there wasn't much going on. No need to tell you that I didn´t need to shave my face. I shaved the rest of my body, I had no special reason to do it, I just figured it wasn´t much work and if I can´t grow a decent amount of hair, why have any? I weight something between 60 and 70 kg. So I wasn´t very skinny, but not fat or muscular ether. My dick is very small when it´s flaccid, I´d say around 5 cm. Erected it reaches unspectacular 13 cm. I had seen allot of other penises, because I always had to shower with other boys in my school, so I knew my penis wasn´t a highlight. But I didn´t really care, there were no girls around anyway and I convinced myself that size didn´t matter. I didn´t mention yet, but just like my old school, my new school is an all boys school. So I am in the shower washing myself, thinking about whats ahead of me. "I don´t wont to be the loser again!", this time would be different. I needed a plan. What did I do wrong last time, why did they all push me around? What was it that made me a victim?
Thinking about my new start at this school I didn´t notice that someone else had entered the shower room. The room was quite big and had several entrances, they all led to different dorm room departments. The shower room didn´t provide much privacy, there were no separating walls or something. Just some shoulder high walls to support the shower heads. Those walls also separated the room into six rows. There where no showers at the outside walls, they had hooks for towels, benches and stuff like that. So I didn´t notice the other guy until I was finished washing myself. I went to my towel and started drying myself. He didn´t seem to have noticed me either or he just didn´t care about me being there. At least he didn´t acknowledge my presents. I looked at him, he was taller than me at least 1,85 cm. Dark hair and unlike me not only on his head. He turned his back to me and I noticed how hairy his ass was. I knew you could have hair there, but had never seen such an hairy ass. I reached around to check my own hair growth on my ass, never thought of shaving there. No hair on my checks, but I fund some lonely hairs right around my asshole, they would be gone next time. Still drying myself up I took another look at the showering guy, he was now turned sideways to me, still not paying attention to my presence. He was soaping up his body, with my eyes I followed his hands sliding around his body. Eventually his hands reached his cock. I noticed his cock was semi erected. He started to slide his slippery hand gently up and down his penis. I noticed that his cock was quite large, now that it was fully erected it was at least 18 cm long. He started to stroke his forehead only, his foreskin was pulled back completely. I knew about masturbation and technically knew how it´s done, but I had never done it to myself or seen someone else doing it. Internet porn wasn´t that far spread at that time, especially at schools and I where never cool enough to get a good look at those magazines, that got passed around at my old school from time to time. So I never got really experimentive with my occasional hard on. So seeing him pleasuring himself got me hooked. I kept watching him. He poured some more soap on his cock with his free hand, while continuing jerking his forehead with his other hand. Even though I couldn´t here him over the sound of the shower, he sure looked like he made some grunting noises. He started to stroke faster and faster. Suddenly I noticed how my own cock got stiff. Quickly I put my towel on it to hide it. Doing that, I couldn´t resist to rub the towel agains my stiff penis a bit, pretending to dry my privet area. It felt nice, kinda ticklish. I looked back at him. He was still stroking his cock very fast, it seemed quite exhausting at this point. Additionally to jerking his cock he was now kinda twitching, meeting his strokes by making quick and small thrusts with his hips. Than he suddenly stopped, I froze too. Witch one hand grabbing the wall he threw his head back and kinda thrusted into his other hand, now holding still.
Now worrying about him, noticing me, I quickly grabbed my stuff and went to my room with my towel around my hips. I put on my pajamas and laid in my bed. My little dick was still kinda hard and I kept thinking about what I just saw. What fascinated me the most was what I had seen at the very end. I guess I envied him for his animalistic drive to pleasure himself. He must have known that he wasn´t alone in the room, but he didn´t care. He wanted to pleasure himself and he did, he took what he wanted, I never could do that, I did´t have the courage. The amount of pleasure his body expressed kept going through my head. I closed my eyes and saw him again in my mind. I saw him in those last few moments before his orgasm. He is sliding his hand up and down on his cock, all the soap making it slippery. I hear myself breathing heavy. Without thinking about what I am doing, I start to touch my body, reaching under my pajama top with one hand, caressing my tummy, gently fondling my boyish breast and nipples. My other hand finds its way into my pajamas pants. I start to slowly stroke my dicky, using my foreskin to glide over my forehead. The water is raining onto his body, his hairy chest is soaked in water, I remember him having a muscular body. I feel inferior, my breathing gets even heavier and faster, I intuitive start to move my hips. But not in thrusts like he did, I make slow, circuiting movements, stroking my cock faster now. His lags muscles are clenched from the effort he puts into thrusting into his own hand. He grabs the wall and throws his head back. I stroke my dicky as fast as I can. Now he is making his finale thrusts, satisfying his basic needs, he gets his relief and empties his balls onto the floor of the shower room. I let out a tiny moan and arch my whole body, experiencing my first orgasm, I shoot my load on my stomach and immediately smear it all over my smooth and hairless tummy, still orgasming. For a second I get the urge to lick some cum of my hand, but I hesitate and the urge passes. I curl up into a ball, holding my now flaccid cock and my balls in my hand, twitching a little. After my breathing calms down to normal, I get up, go to the bathroom, and clean myself up with a towel and some water. Then I go to bed and quickly fall asleep.
I confess that I have been shooting loads of cum into peoples food and drinks for years. I came in my girlfriends veggie taco and she gave it to her friend for fun and I've been going nuts since. Watching her suck the juices out of the taco and saying. "Yum, even the juice is delicious." Was fucking Awe Inspiring. Now my GF will make snacks or drinks from pintrest for her hot friends at work and then jerk me off into them making sure to get an even spread or mix. Then we add the saved up frozen cum, from my incessant jerking off about this, to bring the amount to about 4-5 huge loads. (I only save the big thick ones ladies). Even better she takes fucking pictures of the dumb sluts drinking and eating her mans sperm. She even gives it to dudes she likes or even hates. The whole fucking staff at her restaurant has swallowed me even her bosses. Thanks to the high turnover at her restaurant there's always a new hostess or waitress that she will gladly feed my seed. Also she makes a list of all the girls names, first and last, so I can facebook them for pics of my recipients. Some are married but most are barely legal and several think they have never swallowed cum before and wouldn't do it for their BF's or Hubbies. Knowing I'm the only cum they've drank EVER is awesome. Knowing my girlfriend fed it to them for this reason alone is even more awesome.
P.s. My GF is hot and I'm a Fat Perv. GF 5'10'' 120ish and I'm 5'11'' 240. Peter and Lois. Thanks for listening and hope you get a taste.
Yo, bros! I'm desperately seeking a specific video of two girls and one guy. One girl is losing her virginity (is in pain) and the second girl is recording everything and shouting words of encouragement. The dude was really fat and didn't have an impressive schlong at all. The girl recording everything eventually takes over and gives the best ride I've seen in my life.
Does anyone know the video I'm talking about? It's been on my mind for days now
Dude, STOP posting the 2 girls 1 cup picture.
Others, stop posting dead bodies, or super fat bodies.
Post normal hot bodies so people are influenced into find WOMEN attractive.
We need more normal perverts! Not pedophiles, shit eaters, necrophiliacs, or chubby chasers promoting obesity.
Get people to do normal perverted stuff, wearing panties, tickling, drunk sex, drugs...etc.
Just got my first blowjob from a man tonight.
The worst part is it was entirely due to boredom on my part.
Work was unusually slow tonight. My main obligation was basically to sit around for the last half of the night, just in case something happened. Got bored as Hell and started reading STUFF magazine. The pics gave me some ideas, but there was no way I was going to score pussy at work, that wouldn't cost me my job. Then to Craig's list personals, which got me more excited. I can't believe some of the shit that gets posted there. Eventually I got myself rather excited.
Then this fat little gay guy from another department comes wondering in. He always hits on me. He's creepy and even if I was gay I wouldn't be attracted to him. Of course he notices the hard on I have, and immediately goes into how he would suck every last drop of cum out of my balls. So I'm like "You talk alot of shit. Prove it"
5 minutes later were locked in a conference room, where no one should go anywhere near at night. I'm sitting on the table with this guy sitting between my legs. Staring this dude in the face I started losing my erection. Men don't do anything for me, and this fat little dude is no poster child for porn. I'm starting to have second thoughts and he's not so eager to let me leave, unitll he's given it his best shot. I lay back and start imagining one of the hot secretaries we work with and he starts working his tounge up and down my shaft.
I get hard and he starts giving me some pretty good head. He keeps changing his technique but he seems fond of ticking the tip of my cock with his tongue. As long as I don't look at him I can enjoy myself. He keeps playing with my balls. I don't think I've ever had any woman pay so much attention to my balls. It was weird, but it didn't hurt, so I let him do his buissiness. Then he started tounging my ass hole. I got a little worried what he was planning when he started tounging my asshole, and I think he sensed it so he went back to sucking my cock.
He stopped fucking around at this point and started taking it deep. I started thrusting and getting loud and he ontop of it. He had one arm across my stomach, one hand cupping my balls, and his head bobbing up and down on my cock like his life depended on it. I tell him I'm getting close, and he takes that as his cue to start twisting my nipple with his left hand and slide one of his fingers up my saliva soaked asshole. I would have hopped off the table if he weren't holding me down. I like a little bit of pain. The nipple thing worked. He hit my prostate with his finger and I cummed and twitched like I was having seizures. He sucked me off for a few more minutes after that untill I got paged.
While I was getting dressed, he asked me what were the odds of me returning the favor and I told him slim to none. After that I gave him a pat on the head and went off to answer the page.
When I got back he was gone. Which was a shame, since I was eager for some more head.
I have to bitch about fat chicks! I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly? One would imagine that a hefty individual might make an attempt to overcome their physical shortcomings by exercising a more cheerful personality. Not these trifling hoes....
Out at a local club last night with a couple of dudes, watchin' the Ravens lose. Not lookin' for anything but an Orange Crush and a jerked -chicken quesadilla. As the night rolls on, the DJ, in typical fashion, begins to ramp up the energy in the room. The ladies start dancing, the fellas start watching. My buddies and I are enjoying our pub grub. Things are good.
A herd of linebackers migrates to the dance floor, not far from where my crew was stationed at the bar. They're drunk, and they are ready to grind. There's the cute (but fat) one, the tall one, the thick one (looked like she preferred the vag), the shy (but fat) one and the one we nicknamed "Goliath". Goliath looks like she ran security for the rest of them... bout 6'5", 300+ lbs.
The Ravens lose and the next game comes on. No one in my group cares for either of the teams now playing, so we turn our attention to the dance floor to scope out the talent. Being the nice guy that I am, I strike up a friendly chat with the "shy" one. She's cool, easy enough to talk to. She wants to be a cop, and I can relate to that. We talk for a good ten minutes or so before I notice the "cute" one has maneuvered herself into a tactical grinding position against my left leg.
Now, I'm not much of a dancer, but I don't have the heart to say no to a women who has concluded that, after scanning the room (I picture the Terminator scanning his surroundings, data popping up on the screen and whatnot), my sweet ass is the one for her. So I go with it. Fuck it.
It's quickly apparent that this bitch is the drunkest of her posse. Her dance moves tease of the possibility of a rouge titty popping out, but it never happens, which is ok, because remember, she's fat. She's stumbling and mumbling and it looks like she's not making it out of the club with her dinner still inside of her belly. My buddies see what's going on and I can hear the fat jokes in their heads as they laugh and point.
My buddy walks up and hands me a cranberry and vodka. "Thanks brotha!" I take one sip before the sloppy drunk pile snatches it out of my hand (spilling a good portion of it) and within seconds the whole thing is gone. Oh well, at least I didn't pay for that drink, but this trifling hoe is getting to be obnoxious. I'm thinking that it's getting late, so the lights should be coming on any moment now.
WHAM! Drunky takes a mid-dance nap and hits the ground hard. I try to catch her arm before she makes contact, but the cellulite makes for a terrible handgrip, not that I could support her mass anyway, so she's down and dirty and the nasty bar floor. Her friend, the thick one, moves in to run a recovery mission, but she's not man enough to move her fat ass, so she calls for reinforcements.
Enter Goliath. Easily strong enough to pick all of her friends in one arm and a plate of cheesy fries in the other, Goliath scoops up her fallen comrade and turns her attention to me.
"What the fuck did you put in her drink?" Keep in mind, chubs stole MY drink.
Last call. Lights on. The thick one and the tall one help stabilize the cute one as they all make their way to the front door. I can see them starring me down, as if to accuse me of a wrong doing. The shy one has disappeared, probably pulling up the car (20 bux says all 1200 pounds of these bitches pile into a single 2-door Honda Civic.) Goliath is yelling something at me, but I'm not listening, I'm trying to remember if the bar has my card or not. They do. Better settle up. Fuck this huge bitch.
My crew and I pay our tabs and make our way out the door into the parking lot. WIN! There before us was a shiny black Honda Civic with 4 pissed off whales and one drunk manatee on the ground outside the passenger door. The front passenger seat, the center console and part of the dash was covered in cranberry colored vomit. Ha! I knew it!
The bison see us exit the building and the cussing begins. They really thought that I drugged this bitch. I mean, think about it, if was gonna spend my hard earned money on some sweet roofies, wouldn't I pick a victim that I could get into bed without the aid of a forklift? I don't even own a forklift. Fuck. I'ma punch these hoes in their Adam's Apples.
Goliath runs to grab a nearby security man. I hear her screaming to call the cops while she points her sausage man-fingers at me, and I see the security guy grab his radio. Time to get the fuck out of Dodge!
We jump into my buddy's Camry and squeal wheels out of there. As we drive off I look back to see a collective single-finger salute, to which I return fire, all the while maintaining a big smile on my face. Bye bye fatties.
I confess that sometimes I fuck this guy because my cock is so fat I can't find a girl that lets me slam fuck her. This older dude heard how big my cock is and wanted to see it. I let him and being drunk(and to be honest a fucking horny horny boy) let him suck it. So i told him one day about girls and he said he could take it, and he did. I don't like fucking ass like pussy but it's nice to be able to pound like a jackhammer instead of laying there while a girl eases up and down on it.
TO SETH187
you fucking cock sucker. dude no body wants a million videos of that fat fucking cow you posted in the video section. now i have to see that stupid fat bitch for pages and pages to actually find anything good.
thanks you fucking douche bag.

Any Women up in Maine on this thing? Here for the weekend, looking for fun. I'm 5'10, 215 lbs green eyes, brown hair. not some old fat dude looking for teens.. not my thing. neither is 300lbs out of trailer park 6. So if you have antlers or under 18, keep goin'.
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Alright..... This was going to be a reply, but I figured it deserved a post of it's own.
I always choose crazy girls to date. The "i love you" then 2 seconds later "I want you dead" kind. We all know em. Anyways, we dated for about a year. I was a true gentleman in the beginning. I brought her roses, took her shopping, and brought her to some extremely fine dining establishments. In short, I was every girls fucking dream.
After about our 3rd date, approx 2 weeks into knowing her, she invites me over for drinks. I'm like "Alright! Action!" Boy was I right, action indeed. This girl could suck a dick so goddamned good it was amazing. Her pussy was't shaved, but we can't all be perfect. That night we dropped the propper people act and started just fucking. A lot.
Fast froward about 8 months and she cheats on me. I tell the bitch to get the fuck out. I expected it, I mean I knew the girl was a whore when SHE invited ME over to fuck on the third date. Not a big deal. I played surprised, but I knew she was a whore.
Now we're about 3 months after the cheating thing and the bitch starts texting me. My dick was dry, so I kept her on the side for about a year. I would always have her come over to my place on friday; we'd watch 1/3 of a movie and fuck for the rest. This went on for almost a year: I could fuck anything because I knew that on Friday I had guaranteed pussy. It was a confidence booster to say the least. Best year of my life. Fucked a different girl every night almost.
So by now we've been fucking or 2 years, and "broken up" for like 18 months. Out of the blue one day she tells me that she's prego. I'm like "OH FUCK! MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT@" But it turns out that the whore had a sugar daddy all along. Long story short the bitch keeps the kid, decides to marry the baby daddy. During this interval I settled down, found a GF I love, and stopped thinking about my crazy ex.
Every now and then I would get a text saying "Hi" or some bullshit, but I would juts ignore them. Finally, about 6 months ago, she CALLS me and I answer. She had broken off the engagement with her Fiance because she missed my fat dick. I immediately put my CoolFace on and went to work ruining a life.
We texted back and forth a little bit, always teasing, just like the old days. Then she would always tell me we needed to get together. She couldn't go to her place b/c of the kid and god knows who else. Couldn't go to my house b/c, well, I hate that bitch. So finally, after about 3 weeks of leading her around by the tits, I finally get her to go out with her single friends so we could meet at a bar.
I show up and there's my ex and 2 hot bitches. Not 10's, but +1 on my ex (she's a 6 with a great pussy). After some Vegas Bombs all the girls were ready to go. At last call I got 1 more round to make sure.
Once we got to my ex's house I kept moving around, looking a little agitated. After about 20 minutes of dumb girl questions I finally got up to piss. Guess who followed me? Yep. The whore ex. I got in the bathroom and she closed the door behind us.
What followed was, on my own eyes, the best goddamned head session I've ever had. She sucked my (quoting her) "big fat dick" all the way to the balls. I made sure I hadn't showered in a day and I'm uncircumcised so it wasn't pleasant. I kept gagging her and looking at myself in the mirror. After maybe 10 minutes of head I decided I wanted to use her up one last time.
I pulled her up from her job at hand and told her to "lose the fucking panties." She was in a short skirt, so it made it that much easier. I lifted her up onto the extremely cheaply made bathroom sink. I grabbed her legs and made her wrap them around my waist, and then I stuck just the tip in. God it was hot and wet! She hadn't been fucked in at least a week. I went into fucking beast mode on that pussy, blasting all inside her in about 10 minutes. After I pulled out she pulled me upstairs to her room.
That's when I got mean. She was on the floor, on all 4's, literally BEGGING me to fuck her again. I told her I got what I wanted and went to wash up in the sink. The whole time I was washing my junk she was puting and pleading, begging for a dick in her. I just said "Nah, I already came."
On my way home to my lovely GF I get the text I've been wanting for almost 3 years: "Fuck you you son of a bitch! I won't ever text you again! You're a fucking loser!" And I laughed.
Best fuck of my life. Well, maybe fucking her when she was prego with another dudes kid was hotter.... Real story bro
I got two separate video requests, both of which are on here.
1) One is a video, taken in a bathroom, in front of the mirror. The chick is a little plump but not fat. She has her panties down and is showing both holes from the rear. She has a southern accent and is obviously recording for her b-friend, talking dirty about stickin it in one of her holes.
2) The other is a threesome video. Pros. It has that freckled redhead porn star. She and a curvy brunette are doing some guy on a bed. At one point the brunette is on the redheads face while the dude does the redhead.
would like to see again.
i try and go fishing at least 2 times a week. i usely put in at the river ride about 5 miles and fish all day and sometimes i break off and go threw the woods and slu end up in the creek. and almost everyday that i hit the slu i shut down and let current carry me threw it and there is a old man always setting behind his house fishing off the pear. and most of the time it seems like while my boat is floating by he stands up and pulls out his dick and takes a piss. i couldnt help but notice that he was hung like a horse.for such a little man.but but 3 months ago i broke my trolling motor.so i eased up to the pear and tied off. we talked for a few i know him from around town hes in his mid to late 70's. grey hair skinny about 5'4" and maybe 120 pounds. i got my othere prop out and changed it on my trolling motor while we talked. as i was putting the old on in the box i noticed he stood up pulled his dick out and started pissing. this old fucker had to have 6 inchs soft. i said damn. to myself
it was just a few minutes later he ask if i wanted to come up and see his house. i said sure and liek a lost puppy i followed him to his house. when you walked into his house it was like walking into the 1800's. it was old and restored. he showed me around the house then we went into his bed room. he had some old 8mm film there. i ask him what was on it and he said he would show me and he turns out the lights and turned it on and it was a old 8mm porn flick. it was him and a few of his friends females and males it showed them running threw the woods naked trying to catch the girls and forcing them to have sex. well after they all fucked them harry pussys. the girls got up and left then the men all started sucking each othere off and then this old man (witch was young then)stuck his dick up this othere mans ass. i gasp. and the old man ask what did that scare you. i laughed and said if i had that monster slamed up my ass it would scare the hell out of me.
what are you old man 10 inches. he laughed and said no .the film was still playing and even though they didn't give close ups you could tell that the dude he was fucking loved it but in lots of pain. oh and it had no sound.
then he said dont worry son it dont work unless i take a little pill anymore
so your safe today. he laughed.
but i want to see yours if i can. hell i had a hard on from hell. i stood up pulled out my 6 1/2 inch dick and he said nice. and ask can i suck it. and he got down on his knees and started sucking my dick. i ask him how old was he when he made this film he told me 16 and i looked back and the camra man turned and looked out into the woods and the girls was watching them go at it then they came out of the woods and walked back to them then the film ended. the old man got up turned it off and got right back to sucking my dick. while he was sucking my dick i ask how old are you . he said 85 last month. so that made him born in 1926 and that made him make this film in 1941. he look up at me puled off my dick and ask will it get hard again if you cum. i said fuck yes it will. he went right back to cuking my dick. and it wasn't long i filled his old mouth with my cum.
he got up took off his cloths and told me to get undressed so i did. he went to the bath room took a pill and walked to the kitchen nude got some coffee. and ask did i want anything i took a coke.and we talked a few about things mostly sex. after i finished my coke he got up to get anothere cup of coffee and i noticed he had a semi on. and i didn't ask when he sat down i got under the table and started sucking his dick. fuck he wasn't 10 inches this old man was bigger. not fat but bigger. i got out from under the table and started opening his draws to see if i could find something to messure it . he ask what i was looking for. and o told him a tape i want to see how long it is. he told me 2nd draw to the left and there was a ruler. i took it and came back and stuck it to his dick he was right he wasn't 10 inches he was 11 1/4 and 1 1/4 wide at the tip and 2 1/8 in the middle and 1 3/4 at the base. i looked around and all i could find for lube was crisco i grabed it and he took it away from me and turned me around and leaned me over the table. he looked at my ass and said i could tell you was gay. and now i know seeing your ass hole like it is. i told him yes but i have never had a dick over 1 1/2 inchs wide at the base and never had one over 6 inches. he told me it would be ok he walked to the sink got a rag wet and came back and washed my ass hole clean. then he set down in the chair and started toung fucking my ass hole. then i felt the crisco start lubeing my ass up and he started fingering me. he had 3 fingers in my ass and said i think your ready and stood up behind me and stuck the head in my hole. fuck it felt so good he ended up getting about 8 inchs inside and and fucked me for about 20 minutes before he filled my ass hole with his cum.
i left after that didn't do anymore fishing i jsut went home.
i have been to his house like 10 times after that. but hes not home and his truck has been gone for over a month now. and today i noticed his lights have been turned off.
I'm a fat married white dude who craves dick. Sometimes I just want to share a little mutual jack-off time with another guy, other times I want to have a huge fat throbbing cock forced down my throat until I puke. I love my wife, but I'm thinking of going behind her back to satisfy the craving.
So I think most of russian women in videos here are really hot, certainly of questionable legal age, long legs, cute face, etc. But I swear, the fat ugly ass russian dudes that are fucking them can NEVER seem to get it up. They are always wiggling and waggling their dick while this hottie patiently waits on her hands and knees. MAybe too much vodka?
So this is my first confession. I also need alittle advice and although I have other places to get my advice I chose here (because who else could understand me so well as all the other motherless goers. So last years I was with this girl, lets just call her "L" (or maybe it was two years ago I'm not really sure). Anyways I had spent most of my year flirting with all the best looking people I could (I'm a dude) and met L. Oh I was a senior so that might be important for the story. Anyways at the end of the year Prom came and I didn't have a date and L who had been one of those background people in my "story" (you know the people you know but don't care for and rarely interact with them) didn't have a date either. I danced with her and felt bad for her (and her fat friend... I ended up dancing with her, it was terrible she was all sweaty and stuff). SO ANYWAYS after that she thought we were a "couple" and followed me around endlessly. Now don't get me wrong it's not that she wasn't attractive (she was pretty average though) but she was realy weird. She got my cell number somehow (which only a few people have and I questioned them all) never found out how she got my number. Then she showed up at my house one day. STALKER! So I "lost" my phone and stopped talking to her after I moved. She sent me many angry/sad/hopefull messages on facebook. Then she deleted me after I replied to not a one. So she recently sent me a friend request so I looked at her page and she said she still misses me. In the one or two years since we "broke up" I haven't got laid. And now I see my chance but do the cons outweigh the pros? Pros, I can mooch off her and basically do whatever I want! I can just sit around and play videogames and smoke weed and stuff! AND get LAID! Cons, I'm not really into her. I'd lose like all of my privacy. And this time I'm pretty sure she'd stop me from leaving (she takes meds for some reason or another) I'm not really sure what to do, any thoughts?
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