Ubuntu 11.10

Oh my fucking GOD this thing is a mess. No "classic" desktop?! Can not create application launchers? No System Tray? Can't change the size of my mouse cursor? Can't edit themes? Unfucking believably huge fucking toolbar on the left side (almost unconfigurable). This thing is like a Toys-R-Us version of Linux! Why the FUCK can't I edit settings anymore?!

Did Microsoft pay Canonical to create this disaster?

Hey guys/girls
If you need someone to edit/photoshop any of your photos then i'm the guy.
Please get in touch.
I generally do little things for free but if there's a lot of effort involved then i may add a little charge.

Thanks

Hey, this slut sits infront of me in college, she always smiles at me and it kinda turns me on but she has a boyfriend.. If anyone takes the time to edit cum onto the picture, ill upload a bikini pic of this little cumslut..

So ... a request for my fellow Aussie perverts out there.

Anyone know if there's a full archive anywhere online of the People and Picture magazines, both base and 100% homegirls editions. Looking for every issue of the aforementioned from January 2011 to January 2016.

Weird request I know, but I heard a girl I work with once posed for one of them and I wanted to do my perverted best to find out if it was true.

i have never needed to know a girls name more than this girl. she is perfection
and before anyone say it its not geizer

got the video off xvideos, it had some render errors in it i had to edit out. no one on xvideos seemed to know who she is.

please help!!

Went out last night with my buddy and his friend to celebrate his birthday. Met two girls at one of the club's. My buddy and his friend took one to the hotel and i took the other one dancing and then to the hotel we get into the room and my buddy is fucking the girl and his buddy is gone. Her friend gets kinda pissed i start fooling around with her and get her pants off and she freaks and leaves. The other girl asks nee to walk her to her car and she wanted me to join in on their fun. So i do that and come back and new and buddy end up smashing her like a dirty whore. She ate my ass we dp'd her fucked her throatand she loved it. We both busted on her face and ass twice. Then the other buddy shows back up so we start again. Thus girl got fycked for 6hrs by us. She squirts too. The confession is that me and the buddy are both married. We didn't get her contact number but if I see this whore again ill find the nearest dark corner and treat her like a filthy whore again. I have some video of the action but i won't be able to edit and post for a while

Looking for some pics edited with cum on them msg me if you can

She needs some cum edited on her ass

Can someone edit this please

Repost (Edits) WWYD? EXPLICIT DETAILS

repost with edit or xray please

I confess I have a great video of my girlfriends that I want to share, one is sucking on the others huge clit until it stands up about an inch and then she squirts. I need help editing the video to block out the face of the girl on top. The good part of the video is from 9 minutes in until about 15 minutes into the video.

1. I downloaded "Windows live" to edit it but how do I split it to take out all of the unwanted footage?

2. Can I block out the face of the girl on top, if so, how?

3. Is this the best program?

Need a cameraman to record other men fucking me silly. I don't like when the guy holding the camera can't shoot it right because they're too busy fucking. 
I don't normally host but since you'd follow me everywhere you can come to my home. I'd give you daily dick suckings as long as I have my face clean shaven. I would be your sex toy BECAUSE I need someone recording while not fucking me as I take more cock. I can edit the footage myself just no shaky cam and focus on my feminine qualities. 

I recently discovered that most of my dirty panties were full of cum when I went to do laundry. Seeing as the only male in the house is my little brother, it had to be him. I was pissed and decided to prove it by making him admit it. I knew he wouldnt just come out and say it, so I thought for a day and decided to make a new toe account. I messaged him and talked him up for a bit and it got really dirty.

In the middle of our conversation I caught myself with my hand down in between my legs rubbing myself and I was soaking wet. He admitted he wanted to fuck his older sister (me) and that he had jerked off into my panties. I had what I wanted but I was so turned on I couldnt stop.

I told him how wet I was and he sent me a picture of his hard cock. I told him that I grabbed one of my dildos and was fucking my pussy, so he responded with a picture of him cumming into a pair of one of my panties. I told him that if he licked his own cum out of the panties that I would send him a picture of me playing with my dildo.

HE DID IT! He also told me that he wants to eat his own cum out of his sisters pussy. I squirted all over my bed. I had squirted before but nothing like this. I took a picture from my waist down and sent it to him. I made sure to edit the photo around my bed and make it all blurry...

He said if I was his sister he would be licking my pussy until I squirted all over his face. I was so lost in the moment and turned on that I sent him the same picture through a text and told him to get his ass in my room right now.

I think we are going to have a very fun and new type of relationship.

Finally it is up! After much trouble, I was finally able to get my video (actually 2 that I edited together) of my first time doing incest off my crashed hard drive, and reformatted to upload on here.

14:07

my first time with incest edited

SexFeind737 90.1K

I'm too hard to photo edit crop idc if my sis is in the pic( LEFT)  I love jerkin to her friend on the right

Horribly disappointed in lack of cuckquean content. Why is it so hard getting off to the thought of my bf fucking another girl? It’s just all the same recycled vids or editing to make it look like the guy’s railing someone else when it’s the same girl. Help :(

Quick question. I have a friend who posts nude pictures but edits them to cover her body up is there a way to remove those layers of edits from the picture ?

Looking for a x ray or something to see a girl naked, maybe edit their head in another body ?

Hey i'm taking requests for fakes and or any image editing you may need help with 100% private and discreet just pm me with you request and any images and i will gladly help

all work is done to the best quality as soon as i get permission i can post some of my work

revenge i need someone to edit please

Degrading a black beta male edit. 

Someone should edit her clothes off lol, gonna try and get her real nudes 

Can anyone help me edit my Candid Vids?? i take really good candid shots of feet, ass, nice legs, ect.. i have good footage and want to edit with slo-mos, close ups,and muliple shots in one screen..anyone? i have vids to share. from los angeles

Editing

Found my moms nudes way back. Edited one her is the only one now, the others gone. Tributes anyone?

Can someone please edit a little doodle about to go into my mouth Please.
I would find that so Hot!

If I upload files into a gallery, how do I make it so only I can edit the content of that gallery? I Can't find any help about it.
For instance, I uploaded pictures into a gallery yet others have also put content in there, but I didn't really want it in there.
Thanks

thick whore lauren bathing suit edition she just looks like gang bang material

Can someone PLEASE edit a cumshot on this girl for me?

Will someone edit this to make her bra more see through

As a narcassistic and very unfriendly bastard, I'm tired of cumshot vids where there's a crowd of college guys all laughing and cheering each other on while the girl in the middle laughs, and blows cum bubbles. Sure, part of me is jealous but a good cumshot scene requires so many elements to be just right. The scene should come from the angle of victimization, betrayal, shame, and if not true terror, at least a sense of hopeless apathy. The man's face should not be seen, for he is not just one man but a living metaphor for all men who have put women to their knees through out the ages. The set, lighting, camera work, story line, music, post editing, and of course the choice of victim need to be gently balanced to achieve the epitome of man's greatest desire, to explode endless falls of semen into the face of an innocent girl! Slack-jawed, hair tangled, clothes ripped, our whore hangs her head slightly to one side in unbearable shame, eyes closed, quietly excepting her fate. Zoom out, fade to black.

I make well edited audio files for gooners, cuckolds, and sissies. I have a bunch of free ones on Soundgasm as well as Audio/Video protocols on my profile.

https://www.soundgasm.net/u/gooneraudiolabs

Cheers!
GAL

I confess: Im a big tit tease that needs to be exposed and shown to everyone. I want to have my tits and pussy abused and to be turned into a complete cum drinking whore. I'm here to be exposed as ordered by my master. Repost my pics all over site, edit and repost them, print them out and repost them left in public places. My goal here is to become a exposed internet whore, my fat 36DD balloon tits made famous. Taunt and humiliate me on my page with all you have done with my pics.

I confess I got this pic of my mother in law with a hidden cam. I edited it to make it a little brighter. What would you do? I might have more...

It has been brought to our attention that there is an issue for adblock users using motherless. They updated their lists recently and since this update some of our site elements are being blocked which is causing a problem with thumbnail display.

We are currently working with them to address this issue, but in the meantime we would suggest disabling adblock for us or signing up for a Premium Account . More information on how to disable it can be found HERE

Edit: This is also affecting the site 'popups' for adding to groups/galleries etc as well as chat and video playback.

Is this why Motherless redirects to Livejasmin, like we're living in the 90'ies?

I would rather drop ML than EVER disable my adblocker....

Can some one Xray this you can already see her nipple just need better edit.

Sent it too me saying she had no bra on but she never gave a better pic

I received a letter like this... is it working or scam ?
it sounds working scheme... are anybody having any experiences with it ?

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL INCOME SYSTEM

As seen in Oprah!!! $50K in your PayPal Account!
Dear Fellow Friends,

That's Right - $50,000 in your PayPal account and that's NO JOKE!!

IT WAS PROVEN ON OPRAH, CNN, 20/20 and various highly respected U.S. TV and radio programs as being 100% legal, feasible and true!
For the price of 2 $5 Subway Foot-Longs You Can Help Someone and Change Your Life! It works QUICKLY and LEGALLY. Basically, this is all about PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE

"THE GUARDIAN SYSTEM" $10 USD -- That's all it takes!

I'll try to keep this short and sweet. Do it once and you're done.

To get started just copy this whole page and paste it to your documents to edit it. Simply follow the instructions below and in 2 to 4 weeks, you could have as much as $50,000 in your PayPal account or even more.

Most people respond to this program because of the low investment ($10USD) and high profit potential. There is no limit to the income you can generate from this (you can just do it over and over!) If you follow the instructions, you will reach thousands of people!

HONESTY, FAITH AND INTEGRITY makes this system work!

I think everyone has heard of "PayPal"? Anyone with an e-mail address can join for FREE! If you're not already a PayPal user, the first thing you need to do is go
to PayPal.com and sign up

Here's how it works:

Step 1:
Send a $5.00 US dollar donation from your PayPal account to THE FIRST e-mail address on the list (No. 1) by using the PayPal 'Send Money' feature and be sure to include in the email "Payment for Internet Marketing". THIS KEEPS THE PROGRAM LEGAL.

Step 2:
Then send another $5.00 US dollar payment to the 5th person on the list (No. 5) with an email that says "Payment for Internet Marketing 5th".

Step 3:
Once you have done that, REMOVE the 1st email address and place YOUR email address at the bottom (position no. 5). Then move the 2nd to 1st, the 3rd to 2nd, the 4th to 3rd, and 5th to 4th. You now become the 5th email address on the list.

DO NOT TRY TO PLACE YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WILL ONLY REACH THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO AND THEN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST. If you do this, the way it was designed, it will reach thousands by the time your email address gets to the top.

REMEMBER to send a $5 US dollar donation to the 1st email address and the message "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". Send the other $5 US dollar donation to the 5th person and an email with the words "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH". This will help the 5th person to track the progress of the letter and continue to send out more emails.

Here is the list:

1. nia516@yahoo.com

2. jay_gee29@yahoo.com

3. perfectform08@yahoo.com

4. bcaldarera@aol.com

5. Simpelman@gmail.com

Make sure your email address is the same as the one you used to open your PayPal Account! (as this is the way you will receive your payments).

Now that you have paid the 1st and 5th person and sent them both an email (via your PayPal account), place your email address in the 5th place.

Step 4

Okay, the only thing left to do is to POST YOUR LETTER. You can post on craiglist.com, ListJoe.com, Theleadmagnet.com, FreeSafeListMailer.com, DesktopLightning.com, ViralMailProfits.com , ListBonus.com ,Adchiever.com ,State-the-art-mailer.com , message boards and newsgroups (there are thousands). You can even send an email to your own list.

IT IS YOUR JOB AS THE 5TH PERSON ON THE LIST TO ENSURE THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' REPLIES.

The 5th person is the Guardian of the System - YOU!!!

If there are NOT at least 20 replies then the 5th person will keep sending/posting the letter until there are at least 20.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND $5.00 US DOLLARS TO THE 1ST PERSON TO THANK THEM FOR WHEN THEY WERE THE GUARDIAN OF THE LETTER AND $5.00 TO THE 5TH PERSON SO MORE EMAILS CONTINUE TO GO OUT.

Now the fun begins. We reap what we sow - other people will see your posting and do the exact same thing. As you wait through the 4th, 3rd and 2nd slots for your work as Guardian to pay off, hundreds even thousands of others will be assuming the role of Guardian and keep the program moving.

Once you have arrived at the 1st position, it means hundreds and maybe thousands have been working the program since you started. All of those people will then pay you as the 1st and you won't believe the kind of money that has been generated. Seriously, its common sense - you do it and 25 or more people see and do the exact same thing and EVERYONE wins!!! You will receive thanks and the same blessings!

When your name (email address) reaches the 1st slot, 900 to 15,000 people will send you $5.00 dollars each. You could easily make up to $50,000 USD.

Keep in mind - the most you spend is $10 dollars. Remember -- what goes around comes around.

DO NOT TRY TO PUT YOURSELF IN FIFTH PLACE WITHOUT PAYING AS PAYPAL WILL AUTOMATICALLY NOTICE THIS AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND POSSIBLY PURSUE LEGAL ACTION. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROGRAM AND THEY ARE PART OF IT.

TESTIMONIALS:

Mary Gatters, Columbia, SC said on Oprah show:
I only have one thing to say to you. OH MY GOD! I sent out 142 copies in total before 20 replied like the instructions said. Then I went on a short vacation. When I got back my account had over $32,000 dollars in it already and the money was still coming! I'm still floating on air (especially with my new car). I thought the "Guardian System" sounded cheesy, but now I realize it is the formula that makes this letter really work! THANKS.

Richard Barrie, Boulder, CO:
I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my PayPal account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $22,449. At first I thought there had been some sort of error with my account.

HERE ARE THE STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN:

Step 1: Set up your PayPal Account (if you don't already have one), and send the top name (1st person) $5.00 US dollars - Don't forget to include "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". This is IMPORTANT as it keeps the program legal.

Step 2: Send the other $5.00 US dollars and a note stating "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH" to the 5th name on the list.

Step 3: Remove the top name (email address) and move the other 4 names up one place each. Place YOUR name in the bottom slot (5th) and you will receive a minimum of $100 dollars for your efforts.

Step 4: Keep sending/posting this letter until you get 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' replies in your In-box.

Please give it an honest effort, you will not be disappointed and will be very glad you did when it starts to work. Be creative. Remember, all you're going to be out of pocket is about the cost of a couple of coffees with the opportunity of banking thousands of dollars into your PayPal account! Take the smallest risk of your life!!!

>>The Guardian system is based on HONEST people helping each other out. This program is completely legal if you follow the step by step instructions. It's the same concept of building a downline except more profitable and affordable. It's like the movie. "Paying It Forward", where we all give someone else just five dollars. Make BIG money in an HONEST way!

To Your Success

Simpelman

I confess I recorded my housemates fucking on a few occasions, and I still listen to the recordings I made.

Unfortunately the audio isn't great - they are quiet but i can hear a few breaths and moans.

I still listen to the recordings and try to edit it to hear it better but I've never done it perfectly so i can hear them really getting it on.

Does anyone have experience with this? It's become an obsession and I never properly hear what I want.

I moved out of their house so no longer have the chnace.

type in limewire pirate edition still works

Insane! Bubble butt edit! Whatcha think? 

I am looking for a set/gallery of pictures - I have seen them around the Internet about 5 or 6 years ago. They were of a busty/curvy girl at some kind of campsite, inside and outside a tent or trailer. Some were of her top less, some were of her in a very wet transparent top, even one with her pouring water on her with a hose.

They had a dark/semi retro or sepia edit to them with yellow tinting if I recall correctly. 

I appreciate your help.

ayy working on this sweet ass chick,, i just need a pic of a topless guy with the name ellie written on his body, or holding a sign.
need someone who can edit xD
trust me will upload webcam video.
any fit(not too big) male guy under 25

willing to trade about 30+ nude pics n vids of this chick (
kinda urgent. ill upload a few pics on my profile for proof that i have em),, just need one or two pics, of a guy with 'Ellie is a loser' written on his body/sign. it could be a pic of u, or an edit.. idc,.(must be fit)

What would you do to her? I have more pics and even a few edited pics.

Hey, i was wondering if anyone would be able to edit the bikini bottom off of this picture, we managed to get the top off but have had problems which meant that we couldn't edit the bottom i would be really grateful.

Wife said that she'd (probably) pose for pics tonight. It's been a while since we've done anything so I think I'm going to be able to take a decent number and I'm looking for creative ideas of poses/pics/phrases to put on signs for her to hold.

She's busty (C to D cup) and tends to be very vanilla sexually. However, I can usually talk her into some variety and edginess when pictures are involved. I also go back and edit the pics sometimes so if there's a good idea of "set her up this way then photoshop that" I'm all ears.

All suggestions welcome but the edgier that they are, the less likely she'll go for it. Blood, vomit, scat, all that are hard off limits. Other than that, I sort of want to see what people come up with. I will post results of suggestions as I can.

Rape! Torture! Interrogation! Snuff! Gore! Terrible things happening to women in our fantasies. For instance, women we know (wives, exes, bosses etc.) edited into perilous, painful, agonising or deadly situations. If it‘s not possible in real life, we can at least make those fantasies come true in art (photo manipulations, drawings, stories). Please do share your your darkest fantasies here, I might create some manips on request.
come and join my new group Violent Fantasies! 

Could someone edit some cum on this picture please?

Fuck, marry, kill! the minnesota blonde coed edition!

repost with an xray or edit

Recently divorced And have been fantasizing about it man for man take me away For the weekend to complete it to me couple guys to slam me up all weekend get me strung out pop socket just make me in today gay man I want to be but also love to get to edit up pierce my clock showing up in the Mira week later And see your new me

I confess my post just got deleted for an odd reason. Thank you Mr Mod.

I shall edit it slightly so it can stay live for more than 5 seconds...

Rate these girls out of 10? Which would you abuse and why? How would you abuse them? Who's your Maid, Teacher, Nurse and Secretary? The possibilities are endless! I have many photos of the girl in green heels and few fakes for those who post well!

Enjoy yourselves and peace.

How do we edit the contents of a gallery we've made? Specifically, how to remove content we added to it accidentally which doesn't fit the them of the gallery? Thank you.

Does anyone have any FULL videos from Czech Streets? Preferably Czech Streets 28, 45 & 55...not the 5-7 minute long edited shit either. I need FULL videos!

Are homemade collages, captions, and posters with writing allowed on the boards? I make artsy or edited captions in my spare time. I'm questioning because I would hate to be banned or have it deleted. Does anyone know?

Stupid cunt! 
And that was the official part for the camera. I'm curious to see how it will be edited completely unscrupulously once the camera is turned off.

Anyone able to do xray or edits

I had aother great spy video going when my step-daughter ( who is legal age) was getting into the shower but my wife started knocking on the door and made her hurry up and get in fast. Damn her. Her panties smelled and tasted great espically while I was editing the video. It's easy to get the video but the hard part is not being able to share.