i had sex with my gf's 14 year old sister this past weekend, i knew she had a crush on me for awhile, trying to get into the type of music im into, shes cuter than my gf or will be when shes 19 years old, decent rack for someone of her age, well as would one expect it wasnt that hot, just me fucking her in various positions but she has the cutest moan ever, was my first young girl, 4 double rum and cokes can sure change your morals, she usually comes over to our place on the weekends for movie nights with her sister, but my gf went out for drinks with her friends so it was just me and her and UFC undisputed 3, this is where the flirting and tickling began, we would distract each other to gain the upper hand and well you know where this lead to

Me and the wife are living with our mother in law who is widowed for several years now. I was jerking off with my door opened and she walked bye and did a double take. She stood there for five minutes, and washed to her room. Gonna do it tomorrow again

I'm a dirty meth slut my worthless cunt and asshole just for gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men and homeless people for free

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After smoked meth i love gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men,just fuck my worthless cunt and asshole all day,,.,.,,.,

Just this last weekend, my wife went out with her friends. My stepdaughter and I were at home. I was having a couple drinks and she came down in a long shirt and panties. The shirt was just covering her ass. She asked if she could have a drink with me. I went to the cabinet with her and told her to pick what she wanted. She reached up for the vodka and I caught a glimpse of her satin white full bottom panties. I know which ones because I masturbate in all of her panties. So we had a couple of drinks and she was getting drunk. I mixed her a strong one and put half a sleeping pill in it also. After about half an hour she was out. I picked her up to bring her to her room. I couldn't help but touch her ass and feel those panties on it. I layed her down face down on her bed and got naked. My cock was hard. I sniffed her asshole through her panties and rubbed my cock on them. I almost exploded. So I stuck my cock in her beautiful mouth and fucked her face. She didn't even move. I did that until I came in her mouth. Then I went back to sniffing her ass and got hard again. I couldn't help it. I pulled her panties down and licked her tight asshole. Then lubed myself up. My heart was pounding. She has such a nice little tight round ass and I stuck my cock in it. I layed on top of her and fucked her asshole. It was amazing. I pumped my cum inside her ass. Then continued to try to lick out as much as I could. I got a double headed dildo and fucked both our asses until I was hard again. I put her panties on me and stuck my cock in her ass again. I came this time in her panties and put them back on her. In the morning she asked me if something happened because she was sore. Should I tell her I fucked her mouth and ass and came in them?

I love get gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers after i smoked a lot of meth, just fuck hard my dirty pussy and asshole all day, i love being your public dirty slut.

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Lips Down Low
Pervy thoughts...wondering...what it would look like if...
I went through a POV Double Blowjob video and copied all the
instances when their hot sucking lips were at their maximum depth on the cock-shaft.
Then put them all together into a gif. A pov within a pov.

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The following is not real. Some of you know have known me will recognize some of the people, but this is not how this actually happened. People suggested I try writing something else so here you go.

So, Im going to be straight up for a second. I think about fucking everyone I meet. I think about how they would feel under my hands. Or how I could make them cum. I think about what kinky stuff they might be into. Is the fat old charge nurse into anal? What would that paramedic do if I asked him to piss on me? Would the clerk that checked me out at the store rim me if I went down on him?
All of these and more race through my mind. Normally I push them out of the way. Sometimes I dwell on them, and try to find out. And that’s how it was with my father in law.
From the moment I saw him, I wanted to fuck him. Joe and I had just started dating and we had gone to his parents house. My future father in law (lets call him Frank) was a runner. Not just recreationally. He liked to do marathons and shit like that. As such, he was in amazing shape. Athletic and slim. His muscles were well defined under his skin, and he had the sharp facial figures like a sculpture. His hair was still black, aside from the gray that had begun to appear at his temples.
To be fair, I was in shape then too. More than one, actually. They were just circles of various sizes.
From that day forward, I wanted to fuck him. I wouldn’t say I was obsessed, but I did think about it often. I was still occasionally fucking Joe’s brother, so I would find myself comparing their cocks. Joe’s wasn’t small, necessarily, but it lacked his brother’s girth. I began to wonder what it would take to get Frank to fuck around on his wife. He had raised one son to have an intense moral direction. Joe doesn’t like anything I like in the bedroom, mostly because he finds it degrading to me.
On the other hand, his other son was a complete dirtbag. He was the one that came on to me first. To be fair, I kept it going after the wedding, but he could have said no. What kind of a guy fucks his brothers wife the day they leave for their honeymoon?
So what kind of guy was Frank? One of his sons was an outlier, but which one? And then what kind of woman would not only entice him to cheat, but to fuck his sons wife as well. It was the kind of challenge I rose to. I had to find out. It would be quite the accomplishment, fucking all the men in a family. Well, aside from mine, I guess.
It would be a process. A long one. Find out if he would cheat. Find out if he would cheat with a fat girl. Find out if he would cheat with a fat daughter in law. Finally find out if he wanted a whore or an angel. I could do either, but angel was temporary. I would see him pretty regularly, once week or so, more often during the summer. He had a pool, you see, and Joe loved to swim.
So I got to work. First step was to see if he was even interested. I waited until the next time we went swimming. That would be a few weeks away, so I contented myself through masturbation that mostly involved him and my dad tag teaming me. By the time we were actually going, not even these clit sessions could tide me over.
I had thought about doing a two piece, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. So I settled on my one piece. It would be sufficient for this. The changing room was their bedroom, and it had a sliding glass door that led to the pool. There was a curtain to pull to cover it. I thought about leaving the curtain open, but there was never a time when he was the only one in line of sight. Disappointed, I headed to the pool to join the others.
It was while swimming that I saw my first opportunity. The pool itself was a saltwater pool, and at one end was a hot tub fixture that overflowed in a waterfall into the pool itself. Frank was standing by the waterfall, talking to Joe, who was in the tub. I dove under the water, and while I swam to the waterfall, I adjusted by suit so that I had a nipple peaking out. I wasn’t able to be sure, and I didn’t want too much to show, but it was a gamble.
I rose out of the water next to Frank, my left nipple exposed. I slid up next to him and asked what they were up to. Joe couldn’t see my tits from his position, No one else would be in line of sight if I turned towards Frank. Slowly, with the waterfall falling on me, I turned towards him and asked him what he was drinking.
He looked to me and opened his mouth to answer, but his eyes went right to my tit. I held my breath. Would he say something? Would he freak out? Would he just stare?
The latter. As he responded to me, I slowly exhaled the breath I had been holding. His eyes were flicking between Joe, me, and my nipple. I was looking him over too. His chest had a small v shaped patch of graying hair, his nipples sat flush against his body. His neck was ridged by firm tendons and muscles. Fucking hell he was sooo hot. Joe began moving toward the stairs so I dipped down and fixed my suit.
I swam away eagerly awaiting my next chance. I was optimistic about this thing for the first time. Pushing the envelope and taking chances were such a turn on for me that I was spent the rest of the swim time rubbing my clit hidden by the water.
We caught eyes a few times after that, but he didn’t really betray anything else. A plan took form. I would be the last to get out. I would go into the room to change, and somehow entice him in there once I had stripped out of my suit and covered myself. Then, a quick flash, or something. I wasn’t sure yet.
As luck would have it, Frank and I were the last two. Improvising, I got out and piddled around outside until Joe had finished changing. I went in, and began to look around the room for something to give me an excuse to get him in here. I had to hurry, and act while he was alone in the pool area. If anyone else was there, they might come instead.
It didn’t take long. There was a hamper in the bathroom for towels, but Joe had been Joe and just piled them on top of it. Under the pile of wet towels, it might be missed. I stripped out of my suit, and wrapped myself in a dry towel. I rushed to the door and looked out. He was still alone, but he was out of the pool.
I slid the door open. “Hey Frank. Where do I put my towels?”
He looked at me in the towel, and flipped his head to the main doors into the house, possibly to see were everyone was, then back to me. “I-In the bathroom, Claire.” He said.
“I looked I don’t see it. Can you show me?” I asked. Deliberately I looked down. His wet trunks clung to his body. It wasn’t hard to see the outline of his cock, hanging flaccid, along his body. It was hard to gage, but he looked bigger than either of his sons. I let my eyes linger, then went back to his face. I bit my lower lip.
Wordlessly he started towards me. “Thanks, Frank.” I said, retreating back into the room before he got there. Now what? I thought to myself. Just dropping the towel would be a high risk high reward situation. If he reacts poorly, it might be impossible to say it was just an accident. Instead, I sat on his bed, facing the bathroom. I spread my legs, leaving the towel on, but parted just enough.
He came in and stopped. My breath caught again. For what seemed like an eternity he stared at me. He smiled slightly, but it was gone as quick as it came. He moved to the bathroom.
“Oh.” He said as he rounded the corner. “Fuckin’ Joe.” He said. He leaned down to begin picking the towels up. He turned his head to me. His eyes right between my legs. I know he could see my pussy. “Does he at least put thigs away at home?”
I just shook my head, looking at him. He looked away and stood. “Well, there’s the hamper. You can put the towel in there.”
I stood, bent over to grab the wet one I had used, and walked into the bathroom, passing him in the door way. I turned sideways, ass to him, as I slipped through. I stuck my ass out, and brushed it across his groin, feeling his bulge as I did so. I dropped the towel in the hamper.
I turned to Frank. He was staring at me. “Can you hand me my clothes? They are on the bed.” His face was red as he turned and proceeded into the room. As soon as his back was turned, I went for it. I dropped the towel. He returned and stopped as soon as he saw me. “Thanks.” I said. And I took the clothes. He stared at me. At my tits. My pussy.
“Claire, I-“ he began. I closed the door.
Fuck. I needed to cum. I heard the door slide open and then close. I thought about his cock, I thought about him pinning me in the doorway and forcing it into me. I wondered if he would try to fuck my ass. My fingers went to my clit. It didn’t take long before I was cumming.
After, I took stock of where I was. I had gone for broke. It hadn’t blown up in my face. And I felt like I knew he would cheat. I felt like he liked big tits, and I felt that he wanted me to be slutty. Maybe this would be easy.
I was wrong. The next few swim days he was noticeably absent. His wife had said that he was running errands or something like that. She never seemed bothered. I fucked myself after one day imaging he had told her and we were going to have a threesome.
The next chance would be an unexpected one.
It was Labor Day. I remember because I was off and Joe worked, taking the double time that he would get. Joe was already gone when I woke, and knowing that I would have 7 hours in the house alone had me wet thinking about who I was going to have over to fuck. I had begun to flip through my contacts when the phone rang, the caller ID showing it was Joes cell. My heart sank. He had to be telling me that he was coming home early.
“Hey, babe.” I answered, forcing a yawn.
“You just getting up?”
“Yeah. Whats up?”
“I need you to do me a favor. I need you to go into the garage and grab a tool and bring it to my dad.” He said.
I sat straight up. “Yeah I can do that.”
“Mom has the car and she’s out at my aunts. He told me not to worry about it, but hes been looking forward to this project for a while.”
“Sure!” I jumped out of bed as he talked me through the garage and the location of the tool. Once identified, I let him go, and began to plot my course of action.
He was clearly hesitant. But he couldn’t trust himself around me. He knew what the game was, he knew he would lose, and he was just trying not to play. I needed to be able to get him to the table.
Clothes would be key. It was a little cooler, too cool for shorts, but leggings would work. No panties. The top would be a little trickier. My tits are huge, H Cups. Braless wasn’t an option, but I had an ill fitting balconette that let the tops of my areolas pop out if I positioned it right. A white camisole and light black sweater completed the outfit. I checked myself out in the mirror. A quick tug on the camisole brought a hint of areola into view. Perfect.
I went out to the truck, threw the tool in the back and headed off to my in laws house. The whole ride over there I had the butterflies in my stomach that were my vice. That anticipation of something new and different. The pushing of boundaries, the taboo of the act, the risk of getting caught. All were combining to give me a high that nothing else could touch.
By the time I pulled into the gravel driveway, my pussy was aching. As I rolled to a stop, I realized I hadn’t even thought about what I was going to do. I had been so preoccupied thinking about fucking him, that I hadn’t even bothered to think about how I was going to do it.
As I got out of the truck, Frank came out from the side of the house. He was in jeans and a long-sleeved red shirt. Sawdust clung to it. He stopped when he say me, but then continued on.
“What are you doing here, Claire?” There was a tinge of anger. Good.
“Joe told me you needed this.” I went to the back and pulled out the saw.
“Yeah I told him not to worry about it.”
“Well he worried.” I passed the saw to him.
He looked me up and down. “Tell him thanks.” He said and then turned with the saw and headed back to the house.
Fuck. This wasn’t working. I watched as he turned around back. He was resisting, but I saw it in his eyes. I know that look. Seen it in plenty of men’s eyes. I pulled the black sweater off, threw it in the truck, and headed off in his footsteps.
I rounded the corner and saw him in his workshop. Formerly a detached garage, he had turned it into his hobby room a few years ago. There was a piece of wood on two stands that he was measuring. A few stools and chairs littered the perimeter of the shop. When he saw me, he stopped and sighed.
“What are you working on?” I asked.
“Claire, why are you here?”
“Im bored.” I said, biting my lip. “Joe is at work, and hes not as entertaining as he could be even when he is home.
“W-well I got a lot of stuff to do here, and I’m not going to be entertaining anyway.” He returned to measuring.
“Well, anything is better than being alone at the house.” I found one of the rocking chairs and sat in it. So far, so good, but I was running out of moves. The silences persisted for a few minutes while he measured and marked different pieces of wood. Then it hit me. I had a plan. All I had to do was wat for my opening.
It didn’t take long. After about 5 more minutes of silence, he left to go inside to get something. I took my shot. As soon as he was gone, I jumped up and headed for the pool. Flipping the cover on the control panel, I flipped the tub to on. I raced back to the shop, and I stripped off all my clothes, placing them in the chair I was sitting in. I then raced through the brisk air to the tub, where I slid in.
The water was ice cold. My nipples immediately hardened. The water coming from the jets was warm, but still, my teeth began to chatter. I prayed the water would heat up quickly.
I heard the side door open. He was heading back into the shop. It didn’t take long before he rounded the corner. I waved at him. He slowly walked over.
“Claire. What the hell are you doing?”
“Entertaining myself.” I said. I made a show of pushing my hands down to my pussy. “Since you wont, I have to find something to do.”
“This ain’t right, Claire. Theres something wrong with you.”
I smiled and closed my eyes as my fingers slipped inside me. “Mmmhm.” I moaned in agreement. “Very wrong.” I said.
He watched me finger myself. He didn’t leave. I went all in. I stood and began to walk out of the tub. The chill in the air brought my chattering teeth back. “I’m going to go into the house and Im going to be entertaining myself. If you are bored, you should follow me.” And I headed for the sliding door.
I entered, thought about the couch, but decided against getting it all wet, and went to the floor instead. I got down on all fours, ass in the air, and began to play with my pussy. I rubbed my asshole too.
I heard the door open and smiled. I had won.
I rolled over and lay on my back. He stood over me. He began to undo his jeans and I moved to my knees. “You are going to love this, Frank.” I told him.
I was eager to finally see this cock. As his jeans fell I reached up and took his boxers in my hands, I pulled them down.
It was wonderful. Bigger than either of his sons. A good 6 or 7 inches, if I have to guess, but thick. His balls hung in a sack covered in gray pubic hairs. I opened my mouth, and licked the length of his shaft, my eyes locked with his. From the tip to the base, and then back again. He began to grow. I took him into my mouth and began to suck. Using my mouth, suction, tongue, suction, tongue. He grew to an impressive level of fullness in my mouth. I pulled it out.
“Gag me, daddy.” I said before plunging down on it again. This time I felt him hit the back of my throat and the first gag began. I felt his hand on the back of my head as he held me there. Oh yes. He wanted a whore. I’d give him that.
He let me up and I pulled back, rubbing the slime covered cock on my face. “You are so much bigger than Joe.” I said.
“Shut the fuck up.” He said and he forced it back in my mouth. Another round of gaging began. When he let me up from it, I went back to his balls, letting the cock lay across my face. I licked and gently sucked each ball, and then I moved lower. He moved back. He looked at me confused. “What are you doing?”
Poor bastard. He’d never been rimmed. I smiled. I stood and undid his shirt. Once off I sucked and nibbled at his nipples as I walked him back to his chair. He fell down into it. I returned to my knees and the blow job. Building up a good supply of saliva, I worked down to his balls again, and then to under them.
It was clear he had been working, but it turned me on even more. Lower and further I pushed, my tongue searching for his ass. I could hear him moaning. I reached up and grabbed his cock. Mainly to keep him from jerking it and cumming too quick. I finally found it. I thought about how wanton and whoreish I was being. On my knees, with my tongue on my husbands fathers ass.
“Fucking hell, Claire.” He moaned. I pulled out.
“Betty doesn’t to that, does she?” I smiled.
He shook his head and stood up. It was his turn to take control. He turned me around and began kissing my neck and rubbing my tits. I felt his cock pressing into my back. He reached down and inserted a finger into my pussy. I felt him pushing me down and over. I resumed my position on my knees, my shoulders and head on the carpet.
“Fuck me daddy.” I said.
“Where?” he asked
“Anywhere you want.”
“Does he do anal?” I shook my head no, preparing for the possibility that I was about to take a pretty big cock in my ass. “Just my pussy.”
I felt the head at my ass. I reached back and spread for him. “Yessss, daddy.” He began to push in. I gasped when he first popped in. We had no lube, aside from my spit, and he was bigger than any I had been buttfucked with in a while. I let my cheeks go. The pain was reaching my threshold. I took my other hand and went to my clit, hoping to off set it.
That seemed to work. The searing pain became more bearable. “Im a whore. Im a whore. Im a whore.” I began to repeat to myself reminding myself that I wanted this. He began to slid in and out.
“Do you fuck Bettys ass, Frank?”
“Call me daddy.”
“Do you fuck Bettys ass, Daddy?”
“Not in a while.” It turned me on even more that Betty used to take dicks in her ass.
“Pull my hair daddy.” He obliged as he began to pick up speed. He had the stamina I expected from a runner, as well as the endurance.
He was pounding my ass now. My own fingers had brought me to the point of climax. I screamed as the cum took me, clinching my ass around his thick invading cock. I fully expected him to cum. But he slowed down. Not wanting to hurt me as my ass was clenching, he slowed, delaying his own satisfaction.
As soon as I subsided, we resumed the fucking. His relentless assault on my body. I couldn’t wait to have him fucking my pussy like this. “Im gonna cum, Claire.” He exclaimed.
“Do it daddy. Cum inside me.”
With a shudder he did. With each pump he moaned and shook. I couldn’t feel him cumming, but I knew it was a lot. I only felt it as he fell out of my ass. He fell next to me, catching his breath. I moved to my side and snuggled up next to him. “Good?” he asked me.
“Better than both your sons.” I smiled.
He looked at me shocked for a moment. Before he began to smile, letting his head fall back to the floor. “Wow. You are a whore. But you are an amazing fuck.”
I smiled and looked down at his cock. The cum coated it, but it didnt look bad. I leaned over and took it into my mouth. He looked at me with a mixture of lust and confusion. I felt his cock twitch a little in my mouth.
I pulled off it. “I want you to fuck my pussy next.”

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This will force Firefox to use Flash Player play the new MP4 format on here...

Got it from this link...

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I find it hilarious that people on Omegle talk shit about all the perverts on the regular chat, but on video chat girls freak out on me because I'm not jerking off, or so it seems. If I show my face, and I'm not bad looking, I get a lot of girls grimacing and moving on. I even asked one girl, before she disconnected, why she's put off by just my face and she said "why arent you just jerking off like everyone else?" hahahahahaha! Goddamned women and their double standards!

i confess i want to share a double headed dildo with someone. rather a male but female is okay too.

Double ginger ass dream.

Not much of a confession, I suppose.  But whatever.  So, my niece has an OF page.  Constantly promoting it on her FB page.  So, I made an account, and subscribed to her page.  So now, I have all kinds of personalized videos of her, ficking herself, stripping, double penetrating herself, and most of them she is saying my name.  It's pretty fucking hot. 

I conefess of two incest explorations.

1. I have on a couple occasions managed to get my girlfriend to use and wear her mothers panties . My lady is SMOKING HOT. 4'10 petite. Nice Fat bubble butt.
Nice titties. We once attended a swinger party but didn't intend to swap; thats another story. Anyway, She and I have used them. I have cum all over the pantie liner a couple times. Her mom has no idea.

2. One time my sister was having a party at the place she was living at. Friends of hers from H.S.
I was hearing moaning and the door was locked. The BFF's husband was asleep. The wife is smoking hot. My sister. Decent. thick tits. Needs to maintain her bush a little but sometimes wax's. Its kinda juicy. LIke a thick pussy.
Anyways. My sisters bra was out and i was masterbating with it hearing the moans hoping they would open. They didn't i went back and tried to cum in the room and then was interuppted and pretend to be asleep. Later my sister shared the samed bed. with my mom being out of town. I pulled up her shirt taking advantage of her drunk state and sucked on her Double D. Groping the other. I managed to sneek my hand on her clit and rub and she grabbed my cock. She stroked it. I asked for spit and she said " no this is wrong your my brother" She lef the bed and went to her own.

How many of you tried double penetration with a couple?

Like one dick in her anal and the other dick in her pussy... Two cocks thrusting at the same time while in different holes.

After smoked meth i love gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men,just fuck my worthless cunt and asshole all day...

I confess I have fantasies about being a half man/half woman combo with all the best parts attached and being DP'd.

Longer version -

I would love to know what it feels like to be double penetrated as a hybrid man/woman, and could experience clitoral stimulation and prostate gland stimulation.

I had a dream last night where I was a woman around 5ft tall, and I had a big sexy shemale girlfriend. I began riding her cock while my rubbing my clit, and then another shemale comes in out of no where and starts fucking my ass.

Thinking of it just gets me rock solid so quickly. Imagine it?

I confess I really want to double penetrate a girl. Was wondering from anyone that's done it how it feels and if they liked it or if they would do it again.

What would you have these two gigantic sorority cunts on the outside to to the tiny one in the middle? Strap ons and double penetration come to mind...

Elizabeth is the blonde on the left, Milly on the right, and little 5 ft tall Alexandra is in the middle.

Back in the 70s, I was anal-probed by a group of aliens who came to earth as UFO's. No-one believed me - the police, feds, newspapers...all thought I had made it up. Now, my butt has swelled to double size and my anus drips constantly with green stuff making me have to wear a nappy. Also I have a permanent hard on and a headache most of the time. Please help! I am thinking of ending my life. Those fucking aliens...hate them!

After smoked meth i love gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men,just fuck my worthless cunt and asshole all day...

My gf said the other day, when we were talking about something, out of the blue that I had no limits sexually. While it is true I never thought she really knew or would ever say something. She knows I like younger women, she does too but when she had a younger gf all she caused was drama. She also said something else the other day then realized what she said. I have a ongoing joke where when she says something I add to it, I'll do whatever the last few words she said. Sometimes it ends up being really funny or sometimes just so stupid its funny. An example would be if she said, your an asshole. I would say I'll do your asshole. I don't remember what I said, it wasn't anything dirty, but she said I'll double fist you. She quickly realized what she said and said right after, No I won't. We both laughed because she didn't even think about what she said until after she said it. It seems like she is getting more and more dirty. I'm not sure what I else I should try do have her do, she already started trying more stuff. I want to see how far I can push her. It would have to be gradually not all at once.

I love to jerk off, watching wet pussies, seeing them stuffed with double penetration. Love others that join me doing it, chatting with them for the whole day.

Pool Fantasy - for entertainment, not real

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So Friday�..let�s back up to Thursday night. My wife and I had a short time to talk before I had to leave for work. First of all she thinks the husband is cute and indeed wants to fuck him, which I told her was fine by me. She was also surprised my moms actions on Wednesday and couldn�t believe she had so openly enjoyed rubbing lotion on her body while I sat there playing with her daughter. She said I could fun with either or both the girls as long as I told her the details. She also agreed if it ever became a possibility she would like to bed the mom herself. She never offered or mentioned seducing the daughter but I think if the situation arose she would go with it. I told her to try and get off work a half hour early the next day (Friday) and quietly come home. I told her to text me 5 minutes before she gets here. She is to watch us from inside the house for a bit. If there is anything that looks like a compromising situation between mom and me, she is to �bust� us and call the mom inside for a chat where she can let her know she is cool with everything and maybe even seduce mom. The thought of this really turned on my wife as she practically raped me and almost made me late for work.
Anyway Friday afternoon found me laying half awake in my boxers on the bed dreaming of the possibilities. My cock was nice and hard, though still confined, when I see a head peek inside the bedroom door. When she saw I was awake she came on in, followed by her mom, and jumped on the bed with me. She was wearing a short summer dress and as she flew on the bed, it flew up and I saw she was not wearing panties. She sat on me, straddling my hips and I know she felt my hard cock on her ass through her dress. I know because she kind of ground down on it. Mom chided her and told her to leave me alone and let me wake up. I explained I was already wide awake and it was ok. Mom asked if she could get changed and I said sure. While her back was turned going into the bathroom I slid the girls dress out from under her ass so her bare skin was on me and also pushed the hem up to give me another peek at her pussy. My hands came to rest on her hips with the dress bunched up in them. I could not see her mom unless I turned and looked in the mirror (which I didn�t want to do as I was happy looking up the girls dress) but I knew her mom could see me from about the chest down. I slowly rocked the girl, feeling my hard cock slide between her ass cheeks, the only barrier being my boxers. I asked her if she was going to get changed for the pool too and she said she already did. She shocked me by grabbing the hem of her dress and pulling it over her head, leaving her sitting there naked, settling back down on my now harder than ever cock. Her mom got a little pissed and said she couldn�t believe she just did that. The girl said mom you told me I could swim naked today. I know replied mom, but I didn�t expect you to just strip off right here and now she exclaimed. At least wrap up in a towel until we get in the pool ordered mom. The girl got off me and headed to the bathroom, I got up and followed. Once there I said I might as well get changed too and dropped my boxers without waiting for a reply or them to leave. Moms eyes got wide and she licked her lips as my cock sprang free. Oh wow is that what was poking me in the butt the girl asked. I told her it probably was as I gingerly pulled my trunks on as casually as if I were brushing my teeth. Ya�ll ready I asked, snapping mom out of a trance. Oh yeah, I�m ready mom replied huskily, and then changing her tone said um yes lets go get in the pool and cool off. I let them lead the way and said I would go make a couple of drinks and watched them till they were out the door. As usual I made moms double strength, and when I went out and set it on the table she downed half of it in one shot before stripping her bikini top off. I may as well get that out of the way huh she asked. I told her to do whatever she felt comfortable with then got in the pool myself. I couldn�t believe the girl was really playing in the water naked much less that mom allowed it. As usual, as soon as I got in the girl jumped up on me, wrapping her arms and legs around me. Only this time she was naked and nothing in the way of my fingers playing with her cunt or asshole as I supported her in my cupped hands. I bounced her up and down feeling her slide on my hard cock through my trunks before dunking her, running my finger through her slit as I did. As she came up coughing and sputtering I stepped over by mom and dried my hands so I could have a smoke. I saw she had already downed her drink so I asked if she wanted another. She said that might help, so I picked up the cold glass and casually ran it across one of her nipples, watching it harden. You should put some lotion on so they don�t burn I mentioned as I turned to leave the pool.
I dried off and went in to make her drink. Wanting to spend time in the pool rather than going in and out for refills I found an Ice bucket, filled it up and grabbed the bottles and mixer that way I could make drinks poolside without getting out of the water. Standing at the back door I decided to watch for a few minutes and see how they interacted. The girl was wrapped legs and arms around mom like she did with me. Moms hands were under her ass holding her like I did and I had to wonder if her fingers were playing. I didn�t have to wonder long. Mom fell backwards, taking her daughter with he and I could see her hands spread the girls ass cheeks apart and a finger on her asshole. After they surfaced, mom picked the girl up again, finger through her slit and dunked her again. She was mimicking my actions as she played with her daughter. Finally I stepped out and set the tray of mixer on the table and got back in the pool. The girl got on a floating chair while I went over and made mom a drink and talked while having another smoke. I asked if she had put sun tan lotion on and she said no she was waiting for me to get back. Without asking I picked up the bottle and squirted some on her tits. You put it on there so you have to rub it in she told me. Rub it in I did. I made sure to pinch and squeeze her titties and nipples and I could see the lust building in her eyes. I asked her if she minded me taking my trunks off, she said it was my pool and I could do what I wanted in it. What if I want you to take your bottoms off? Like I said it�s your pool your rules she whispered. Take your bottoms off I ordered. She shook her head no. Take your bottoms off or I will do it for you. I can�t she said, shaking her head no again. When she said I can�t I took it to mean that I could do it for her. I took the sides of her bikini in my hands and pulled them down and over her hips. She shifted her legs so they fell to the bottom of the pool and stepped out of them, leaving them at the bottom. I didn�t get a look at her cunt as it was below the water but at this point I began to wonder if I had a submissive on my hands. Think about it, it all adds up. Doesn�t complain, is quiet and goes along with whatever takes place, easily to manipulate. I wanted so bad to be naked with them but thought it best not to push it any faster than I already had. There was no doubt in my mind I could do whatever I wanted with either of them if I didn�t push too hard.
Mom got in a floating chair and I handed her the drink before asking the girl if I could have my chair. She asked if she could set on my lap and I told her sure, anytime. As I got in the chair I managed to pull the leg of my trunks open so my hard cock stuck out the leg hole then helped the naked girl into my lap. I had my shades on so mom couldn�t see my eyes watching her as I slowly begin to stroke the girls chest and thighs. Her eyes were focused on her daughters pussy and I could see her getting more and more tense as my fingers slowly stroked their way up. Finally, as I reached her slit, mom relaxed and licked her lips. As I slowly stroked up and down her slit, the daughter had her head back and eyes closed. I noticed mom stroking her fingernail on a hard nipple in time to my stroking. I shifted positions and brought her up so her pussy was out of the water and began probing at her entrance. Soon I pulled the finger up to my lips and locked eyes with mom as I sucked it into my mouth tasting what little taste there was, as the water had washed most of it away. I dipped my finger in her again and held it out, offering it to mom. I could see the look of lust and want in moms eyes, yet she made absolutely no move other than to lick her lips hungrily. I couldn�t coax her over, so I put the fingertip in her daughters mouth and she gently sucked on it, weather she knew it or not she was cleaning herself off my finger tip. I heard my cell phone chime and I knew it was my wife letting me know she was almost home. About this time mom slowly opened her legs and gave me my first good look at her cunt. Like her daughter, she was totally hairless, but as expected a fuller, more womanly cunt. I told her to do what I do and I resumed rubbing the girls slit, to which she dropped a hand in her lap and started rubbing herself. As I brought my finger to either my or her daughters lips, she brought hers to her own lips. My cock was harder than ever and poking up out of the water between the girls legs, though not touching her. I made sure mom saw me wipe a drop of precum off the head and put it to her girls lips and push it in her mouth. Mom dug her fingers in deep and came as she watched her baby girl taste my precum for the first time. Moms cell phone rang, breaking the magic moment. She answered it with a frustrated tone in her voice. After a few short words she hung up and said her husband was almost home and they had to go before he got there. About that time my wife came out the door wrapped in a towel. Mom was startled and I acted surprised. What are you doing home early I asked her. She asked what I was doing while she wasn�t home with a knowing smile on her face. Mom sputtered and stammered out something unintelligible and my wife told her it was ok, she is not the jealous type. Mom explained to her they had to get home and sorry to leave so quickly. The girl complained she didn�t want to leave and my wife asked if it would be ok for her to stay and swim and we would send her home later. With much pleading from her daughter, she finally gave in but said only for another half hour. The girl jumped off my lap and hugged her mom, thanking her profusely. Not quite the way I wanted everything to go, but I guess we take what we can get. Mom got her suit on before getting out of the pool and my wife complained it wasn�t fair, that she didn�t get to play with all of us, meaning mom basically.
Mom left hastily, not even bothering to change and sure enough not ten minutes later we saw her husband pull up. In the mean time my wife had removed her towel and revealed she was naked as she got in the pool. I decided now was a good time to take my trunks off and the girl cheered that we were all naked. We tossed the girl back and forth to her delight. I don�t know about my wife but I was defiantly taking liberties with my hands. We tired after a bit and moved by the table for a smoke. The girl put her goggles on and began swimming around under water as we watched. My wife was stroking my cock and at one point went under water and began sucking on it. As close as she was, and having goggles on I know the girl could see what was going on as she swam around but she never commented about it. My wife came up for air and said she would finish that later, so I took my place in a chair, as did my wife. The girl got in my lap again and this time my cock was free to press against her slit. She rubbed her hand up and down it pressing it into her cunt and against her clit as I toyed with her tiny nipples trying to get them to come to a point. My cell phone rang and I told my wife to answer as she was the closest and I wasn�t expecting any calls. After a hello and a brief pause she said Oh shit, ok thanks and hung up. She said it was the girls mom, and dad was on the way over to get her and we had to get dressed fast. I put my trunks on and the girls had to run in the house fast as both of them had nothing out here to put on. Sure enough dad came around the corner into the pool area just after the gals got inside. He asked where they were and I told him they had went inside a few minutes ago to change as we were about to send his daughter home. He said he hoped she wasn�t being a pest or outstaying her welcome. I assured him they were all welcome over any time, then offered him a beer. He accepted and we went out to the garage in the back to get one. During the conversation he told me he knew his wife and daughter came over a lot for the pool but if at any time they were a bother, what with me working nights and all, to just let him know. I told him that they were no trouble and while he was on the subject I thought he should come over more and learn to relax. He started to make excuses and I interrupted him and said bullshit. You have time after work and on the weekends, my wife loves to entertain and by God he was going to come over and get entertained. He laughed about it and promised to come over tomorrow afternoon. About that time the gals appeared. My wife had on a string bikini that left little to the imagination and his eyes about popped out of his head at the sight of her big tits and hard nipples. If that�s not a good enough reason to come over I don�t know what is I told him as he stared. The girl was in her dress and I knew she was naked underneath. My wife had the sense to grab one of her suits she had left her, get it wet and put it in a bag to make it look as if she actually came over with a suit. The girl ran and jumped into my arms and my hands went under her dress to support her. And to play with her pussy one last time. I wasn�t worried about dad catching me as he was too busy giving my wife a look over. She thanked me for letting her stay and swim and as I sat her down I let my finger trail through the crack of her ass, pausing to tickle her asshole. We said our goodbyes and my wife escorted them to the gate. After she got back to the garage I handed her a beer and told her about the afternoon and instructed her to get as friendly as she could with the dad. Actually I think I told her point bland to try and fuck him to keep him busy while I worked on mom and daughter. If he was fucking her, he couldn�t complain about me fucking his wife. His daughter might be a different story, but you never know, he might be into that too. By the way, my wife finished that blow job right there in the garage with the door open so anyone driving or walking by could see.
Thanks for everyone patiently waiting for the update on Friday. It is really hard with my new schedule to get things down and ready to post as I want to detail as much as I can. As for pictures with the faces blurred out�Are you freaking nuts? They can be unblurred with the right software. As far as pictures, I will get them and post them when and where i can. Afterall this is my adventure, my pool and my rules :)

My husband is in jail, for a really serious crime, and the odds are, that he might never go out, or that we will both be 80 when he does, so it is the same thing. For starters, I am not banned to see anyone else, so, I can do whatever I want, but when you are left alone in your 40's, after almost 15 years of marriage, it is not that easy to come back to dating, or even to the idea of having sex with someone else.

So I started exploring the online world of erotica, and ended up here. I know that these boards can sometimes be over the top, and not always truthful, but there is more reality in these, than in any other form of online forums, or stories, and I found that the written word is the only thing that made my body react to erotica. Confessions made me think about things I never dared contemplate, let alone try.

There was this built up tension inside of me, that just came bursting out one day. On my second, or third night out, after more than a year of him being locked up, a young man showed interest in me. I still look good, but I never thought that someone so young, in his early 20's, would react to me. Spent the night drinking, and even when my friends left, I stayed with "the hip crowd". Loved the attention, the flirting, everything. We all ended up in someones apartment, couple of guys, a few girls they had with them, and as the night was coming to an end, I was left alone, with the guy who was showering me with attention, and one of his friends.

He flat out told me, that they want to fuck me. I remember my knees shaking, and telling to myself - "just don't think about it". I wanted it.

I was on top of him, his friend on the other end. Double penetration was something I read about, but never thought possible in real life. It felt so good, cumming through the pain, that now I figure, that there is nothing more intense, one can live through. Neither of them used condoms, but were kind enough to finish outside.

After coming back home, I had mixed emotions. Shame, and joy, guilt and pleasure. Decided not to overthink this, and continued seeing my guy. This lasted for about a year, but never again did his friend join us, and we never really spoke of it. In the end, we parted ways, and the thing is, that all that time, every night I was with him, I wished for one of his friends to be there, as well.

Michael Phelps is broke a world record by becoming the Olympian with the most medals. And he is a white guy. Not black. In fact, Phelps has DOUBLE the amount of medals of the nigger who won the most. I guess that puts to rest that niggers are just not that athletic.

Here's the newest video and you haven't seen something this good in a long time, maybe ever. This chick will shove almost anything into her cunt. She loves it. Is this the best amateur double insertion video on the internet? You be the judge.

I confess I think I have became addicted to wanking to Vine videos. Doubled my usual wanks per day.

i confess it was me on the grassy knoll... ok it wasnt me but i did just suck my 21st cock today not 10mins ago

so lets do an avengers HEAD count shall we lol

thats 21guys....

sucked 21cocks :)
12loads of cum shot in my mouth :l
11loads of cum swallowed :P

11guys sucked my cock
3guys suckd me of an swallowed :P
2guys wanked me off :)
1guy wanked me of as i was on top of his cock riding him :P

7guys fucked me :)
3guys fucked me with condom :(
4fucked me bareback :P:P:P:P

5times iv let guys cum up my ass bareback.. then i went ass to mouth :P:P
but only 3 guys have came up my ass :P:P:P

and all of these guys since 2009
ooo i did used to live in manchster in 2009. so if any english guys ever fucked a scottish lad who lived in ashton THANKS

ironic i have only been with
7woman in my life as i used to be a nice straight guy loll

so lets do a girl count shall we..
of the 7woman there total ages add up to --- 146 :P

of the 7
2 i have just kissed fingerd licked
7 i have licked out
1 could squirt so good and so much i got 7mouthfulls from :P:P:P:P
5 i have fucked
5 i fucked bareback
4 i have cum inside... and 1 didnt know :P:P:P
2 i came inside even tho they were not on the pill :P:P:P:P
2 have let me cum in there mouths :(
1 has swallowd.... tuns of cum :P:P:P
2 wanked me of many times
1 i licked out then had her piss in my mouth.. i drank it all and came all over her 2times in a row a double orgasim with no wanking :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

ooo and shhh dont tell my current gf anything as over half the men on that last have been with me while i have been dating her :P:P:P:P:P:P:P

I want to watch my sister gettin double penetrated while i jerk off amd record it
I want to see her take rough pounding and make her my real porn star but i will not fuck her. I want to see her get pounded even by dirty indian men because theyre the ones that always try pick her up. I know deep down shes not loyal to her hubby
I wanna feed her coke and let her fuck for hours. It will fullfill my fantasy.
So many man have wanked over her

double the fat tits wwyd?

Contrary to porn, not many girls actually have done a foursome with double anal penetration…

Double

How many of you people love double pussy penetration? I really like it allot for a 24 year old male. I'm always having a threesome with this awesome couple male and girl. We tried double anal and double pussy felt so good ♥

P.S that's not me in the photo it's just a gif I found online as a example.

I'm a dirty meth slut for gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men and homeless people for free no condom 

last weekend we finally met up with a couple and had a foursome with all kinds off action...for my boyfriend i actually was okay with getting fucked from behind while i still sucked him off... first i really had a weird off feeling with that, but after my man got up and started banging the guys chick into the couch i really was able to let go and let that stranger guy fuck me bareback while my boyfriend watches and smiles that i obediently followed his fantasy....

That guy unloaded without warning inside me and we finished my man with a double girl blowjob..... but since then im hungry for more... i want to be fucked harder, by more man and creamed in all kind of ways...my man does not know how much i found liking in being a bareback fuckslut and now i need to find some man that fulfill my wish and pussy....

I confess that over the summer I was on a double date with my buddy and his chick at the movies and we saw Paranormal Activity 3 I believe. We came back to his house and smoked a shitload of weed and got totally baked. It got late and both our girlfriends drove home. We were surfing around on the internet together and he eventually went to a porn site and browsed the genres. He got to some gay shit like he was trying to push it on me, which made me kinda horny. And so I wanted to conceal my arousal so I told him I was gonna go to bed in his guestroom so I could masturbate. Maybe 5 to 10 minutes later he knocks on the door and I tell him to come in. He mentions to me that he's gonna go to college after the summer is over and he's never done anything with a guy before and he kinda wants to try it before he goes away. I play it cool but on the inside I was so totally nervous and excited because I've always wanted to fuck around with him. I go to his room and we take off our pants. We grab each others' cocks and he goes down on me, but he does it kind of awkwardly and made it a little strange so I ask if it's ok if we stopped, because I was starting to feel weird about the whole situation. Embarrassed, he says that's fine and I go back to my room. A few minutes later I had a change of heart. I walked back into his room and without saying anything take his cock out and start sucking his dick like a fiend. I was so horny by that point and the feeling of his dick in my mouth turned me on so much like nothing that has ever happened before. Within minutes, he starts moaning loudly saying that he's gonna cum so I start sucking harder and faster while rubbing his balls. And he shoots a hot load of cum into my mouth and I swallowed it all. We smiled awkwardly after it was over and I headed back to my room to masturbate to what just happened. We have never said anything about it to each other or to our girlfriends since. But there is always an air of sexual tension whenever we hang out. And I get hard whenever I think about his thick cock in my mouth. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

I want my pretty little twat stretched so far that it's only good for double fisting and shoving huge objects inside.

Want to help?

I have a confession and a question.
On my 18th birthday weekend My sister and her Bf took me out to a bar to celebrate. I had a boyfriend, but since he was still 17 we had to leave him behind. There was a fight between us before I left. He told me he didn't approve and that any good girlfriend would wait until he could join her. I told him to stop being such a party pooper and went to the bar anyway.

There was a band playing there and the vibe was really good. My sister was 26 and her boyfriend was 29. He bought me some Jager bombs and a sex on the beach. Not yet being used to the potency of alcohol, I chugged my drinks. I was afraid of being caught for underage drinking. So I was putting them down. Needless to say I got pretty wasted. Infact I was so wasted that My sisters boyfriend had to carry me to the truck because I was flirting with every guy I saw. He put me in the truck and that's the last thing I remember before waking up in his apartment.

I was dizzy and seeing double. As I strained to combine images I felt him. he was in bed with me. My sister was passed out on the other side of him. I was naked and he was rubbing my pussy. I just layed back and let him do it. I can't remember everything he did to me because I passed right back out.

In the morning I pretended I didn't know anything and I've kept it to myself since. I have a suspicion he put something in my drink. What are your opinions?

Here is a video of a young great looking cock jerking off and cumming to a video of my wife Kristen being fucked by her ex boyfriend drew as he cums on her too!! She gets doubled up on with cum in real life and on tribute as well. I’d like to make a third of my cumming to it to make a third load involved!! 

I'm a married guy but iwant to have a bi threesome with another couple. It would be super hot to double penetrate her purssy and all 3 of cum at the same time. Any couples near Atl interested?

Shared before but just like to get this great pic out there, wwyd ? I love the thought of double teaming her one day

I love watching porn like this. Not because I’m a lesbian, but because I love being entertainment for men. Why not go one better and bind us pussy to pussy with the double dildo still inside? Would love that. 

Even if it started to feel uncomfortable in my pussy I wouldn’t care if there were lots of men standing over us jerking off and cumming over us both.

I'm dirty meth slut for gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men and homeless people free no condom cum and piss inside my worthless cunt and asshole

Does anyone want a large double double?
Women: give me your thoughts
Guys: give me your women 

PS still haven't shaved 

I'm a dirty meth slut for gangbang and double penetretion 

Double cream pie...any other woman crave this?

Fuck a lot my naughty gf and i love to share here for gangbang and double penetretion 

Self double stab

Wow it was amazing. This afternoon I cheated on my wife of over 30 years for the first time. The girl was just 22 and had a hot body. She is in my Saturday tennis class. We have doubled up a few times. She asked if I wanted to come over to her place and talk. My wife is gone for the day with her friends shopping so I figured why not
When we got to her place she said she needed a shower so I waited in the kitchen while drinking a cool beer. When she walked out in just a robe my cock got so hard I was happy I was wearing a jock. And just like that she tells me she is sexually attracted to me and opens her robe. I just stood there like a dummy. She waked up to me and cupped my cock and said I take that means yes and goes down to her knees and sucks my cock until I blow a big one in her. After catching my breath I picked her up and put her on the counter and ate her pussy until she came 3 times. We then went into her bedroom and I had the fuck of my life.

I hope this becomes a weekly affair.

I have this real big thing for girls armpits, especially if they are hairy.

It started with a girl in college name Lori. We were in a racquetball class together. Lori had a killer fit body with big D-cup tits but her face was a 4 bagger. Her tits were firm and natural and when she played she would wear a sports bra which showed a lot. She also could whip everyone but me in the class. We often played together because playing the other students was a joke.Racquetball is a fun sport to play with a girl because there is a lot of contact as you move around the court.

One hot day after class I asked her to go to get ice cream to cool off. As it was hot and we were sitting in the shade on the grass and still sweaty from racquetball she took off her t-shirt and revealed the sexiest hairy armpits ever. I guess I was staring so she commented that she ended up with really bad rashes if she shaved. I told her I thought it was sexy and she told me I was the first guy to ever tell her that. After that day we always went for something to cool off after playing.

We ended up doing some doubles tournaments and did quiet well. Well enough to go to state. We did well but not good enough and lost a close match. We were both dripping with sweat and went to lay down and relax. She was laying down next to me with her arm above her head. I was so excited that I leaned over and licked her sweaty armpit. She gave me the funniest look so I licked her again. This time she giggled and lowered her arm. The drive back was loaded with tension and as we neared her place she asked me why I licked her. I told her I found her armpit sexy and wanted to taste it. When we got back to her place she asked if I wanted to come in. We had one fucking amazing night of sweaty sex. I was fucking her and licking her armpits. Apparently she found it sexy because she came 4 times while I was fucking her. When I came it was so intense. We saw each other for awhile but a few months later I went across country to a different college and we never saw each other again.

This is how I started my armpit fetish.

I'm a dirty meth slut for gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men and homeless people free no condom 

i'm so sick of your neanderthall double-standards. why is it that when a girl has slept with more than 10 guys she's considered a slut, but when a guy does the same he's considered gay?

Philosophy of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
�Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
�Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don�t have a good partner, you�d better have a good hand."
�Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
�Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
�Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
�Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
�Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
�George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
�Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex�-no matter what she�s reading."
�Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
�Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
�Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady � and you didn�t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man�s genitals through his wallet."
�Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
�Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
�Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
�Robert De Niro

"There�s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what�s the problem?"
�Dustin Hoffman

"There�s very little advice in men�s magazines, because men think, I know what I�m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
�Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I�m going to find a woman I don�t like and just give her a house."
�Rod Stewart

After smoked meth i love gangbang and double penetretion with a lot of strangers and old men,just fuck my worthless cunt and asshole all day,,,.......