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13 Jun 2016 8:54PM
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I confess, I wrote this post I response top another thread, and my cock got so fucking hard writing it and always gets so fucking hard whenever I do anything like it. Who's with me? Who loves to eat nipples? Oh wait, that's right, I almost forgot, these boards have almost completely transitioned into fag boards. I'm apparently the last real man here. You fucking faggots wouldn't slice off a tasty nipple if your fag lives depended on it.

Whatever, here's the post from the other thread. Also, VOTE TRUMP, you retarded, nigger-loving fucktwats.

"If she's almost 80 she does NOT have a nice body, you fucking moron. Besides, she's so close to death you might as well push her over the cliff yourself and have some fun doing it. I would start by slicing those big hard nipples off with a razor-sharp hunting knife and then forcing her to watch you eat them. Take your time to savor their fleshy goodness. Then keep her alive while you carve her cunt off and force her to watch as you use it to masturbate.

Then just let her bleed out and toss what's left of her ragged old body into a dumpster behind Dunkin Donuts. Imagine the look on the face of some teenage bitch when she takes out the donut garbage!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!"

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29 May 2014 8:45AM
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Oh the things I do to this fat whore. I got her trained to eat and moo like a cow while being fucked. She flops nicely while being fucked, that belly jiggling back and forth. I love waiting on her to get dressed for work and I go in and strip her down and stick a donut in her mouth as I bend her fat ass over. Thin I maker her pull her pantys back on and ride to work with cum dripping out her snatch so the guys can smell she has been fucked as she walks by.

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04 Apr 2023 7:57PM
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Glazed Donut Hole!

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A list of unique sex terms. If you know of any more, please post with description.

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.

The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.

Puerto Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.

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05 May 2025 12:22PM
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Donuts make her happy 

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03 Jun 2023 7:21PM
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She's been drinking Starbucks® coffee and eating Dunkin'® Donuts all day long, and now she's ready to protect and serve this Nigger schlong-cock with her hot, dirty mouth, warm, wet breath, and sticky tongue...#FilthyCuntWhore

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I have to confess that I'm not a great brother-in-law. My wife has 6 sisters and all of them at different times have said what a great person I am but what they don't know is that for years I've been masterbating in their food when they come to visit us. Recently I gave 2 of them some nachos. I said that because of the Covid it would be better if I gave them a small plate of them each. After heating them up I dribbled my cum all over the 2 plates. A different day 4 of them came over and I bought some jam filled donuts for them and again I filled them with my cum. I then just love to see them eating this cum filled food, picking up thier nachos, taking a bite, untill the plate is finished and then seeing them licking their fingers. Seeing them eating the jam and cum filled donuts. One, after biting into it, was licking the center out of it. Another one took a bite into hers and a bit of juice was dripping down her jaw and she, with her finger, rubs it and licks it off her finger. What a turn on it is watching them licking their lips and fingers after unknowingly swollowing my cum. I just love to see them visiting us and I keep telling them haw much I love their company and they should call again. 

Is that wrong of me?

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05 Nov 2023 8:22AM
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Drinks, Donuts & Dick-Slutty white chick can't make up her mind!

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07 May 2014 9:03AM
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I love a good shower in the morning with my cream filled donuts.

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14 Aug 2016 4:42AM
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i don't think that the BLm movement is warranted. a lot of the victims of police violence have had arrest records and are holding guns or things that look like guns. if you're a policeman after a long day of work and eating donuts, you don't know what a man is holding. so it's safer for all to shoot first and ask questions later. especially since america has so many guns and there's concealed carry laws and open carry laws, you have to assume that everyone is holding a gun and is about to use it on innocent civilians. so if you're going to give someone the beenfit of the doubt, the next second he could be whipping out an ak47 and shooting the street down, and then you'll have an interestign report to file at the end of the day.

so in conclusion, blm is unwarranted because there are so many psychos in the streets with guns that the police are justified to be suspicious of all people who may ro may not have guns, but who fit the profile of a vigliante psycho gunman. first let's reform gun laws, and then lets stop the police from killing black people.

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11 Jan 2015 5:31PM
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My fat donut eating whore.

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went for a walk last night and seen an older homeless lady sitting by herself with a shopping cart full of random things, wasn’t that cold. And I approached her, and asked her if she wanted a coffee or something to eat from the coffee shop I was going to ( it was 130 am ) she was so happy and obviously asked for a tea and no food, I got her a donut just in case ) when I got to the area she was, she thanked me, I asked her if it was cool to have a chat and I had my coffee……within 10 minutes I had her behind the mall in a little area and she sucked my cock, and it turned into me throat fucking her. I came real fast and real hard, and might have been the biggest load I ever blew. she wasn’t hit by any means, but the fact she let me just absolutely use her for 5 minutes was a thrill.

All because of a tea and a donut. I’ll definitely use that tactic again real soon, maybe even tonight seeing as I can’t stop thinking about it

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22 Jan 2014 4:49AM
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In highschool, I fucked my sister when she was young and hot. Only other dude who can say that got her pregnant within a month. Now shes had 3 kids and is a fatass who'd probably fuck you for half a box of donuts. I confess I should feel bad about this, but.... hahaha, you dumb shits missed some prime poon and now it's baby blubber. So, fuck yeah for not giving a fuck.

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14 Sep 2016 11:45AM
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It was one of those shit days at the office. The incompetence of management was setting in, you know the type of incompetence; last minute shit that could have been planned weeks if not months ago.
My office is on the ground level, the windows are tinted with reflective glass so I can see everyone walking on the sidewalk or whoever is coming into the building. I noticed a minivan pull up and this woman start fumbling through her purse. She was pretty. Low cut top, cleavage, Hispanic. Her hair was in a ponytail but still was long enough to reach the middle of her back. She was thin but had a little tummy, most likely from having a kid. Eventually she got out of her vehicle and headed toward my office. Her tits giggling, damn – she wasn’t wearing a bra at all. Sweet! I wanted to take her picture but she made it to the door really quick. Now, I work on the first floor so people always make mistakes and open the door to my office. She did too. The door opened.
“Hi, I’m here to pay my husband’s dues,” she said with a very sweet voice. She dropped her keys on the floor and bent over to pick them up. When she came back up one of her beautiful breasts was exposed. My mouth was on the fucking floor, my eyes locked on the glorious tit that was right in front of me.
I reflect back on it now and it was one of those “slow motion” moments that you will never forget.
“Um, ma’am,” I said and looked down, now thinking, “oh fuck I could lose my job.”
“Oh my god!” she exclaimed, “I’m so sorry!” I looked up and she was covering it back up. Her face was red and I am sure mine was too.
I looked directly into her eyes, our eyes were locked. Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever had that feeling – where you know for a fact that you could ‘hit that,’ but I had that feeling. Maybe it was just an instant crush – but it was like we were looking into each other’s souls. Weird, I know. We just fucking met but my pheromones were all like, “oh hell yeah bro, she’s into you – you can hit that pussy.”
Her face turned even redder.
“Due payments are upstairs,” I said still blushing, still looking her right in the eyes. My eyes wandered to her full red painted lips, her chin, her neckline… her breasts – and quickly back up to her eyes again. She noticed.
“Hey, thank you. I’m sorry about… well you know…” she said with a shy smile, she was inviting me into a conversation about her tits. I obliged.
“I don’t need any sexual harassment suits going on here, but you have absolutely nothing to be sorry or ashamed about,” I said with a smile.
“Thanks,” she murmured and turned around to open the door. That ass. Damn. I was erect as hell, sitting behind my desk watching this goddess walk out of my office.
I heard her climb the stairs; she was up there for quite a long time. I was getting a little nervous. That is all I needed was this woman telling my bosses that I was looking at her tits. Eventually she came back down but I didn’t hear the front door open and I didn’t see her leave. She was standing outside my office, right by the door. For what seemed (to me) an eternity she stood there. I heard her keys giggling in her hands, her shoes shuffling on the floor and finally a light knock on my door.
“It’s open,” I called.
She opened the door and didn’t want to look at me for some reason, her eyes focused on the ground, or when she looked up, she looked past me – she didn’t want to make eye contact. My heart was racing like crazy.

Now, I’m all alone on the first floor of this building. The only cameras are upstairs and there are only 3 other people working here usually.
I didn’t know what to say to her, awkward silence. I have to keep this professional.
“What can I help you with?”
“You’re going to think I’m crazy,” she said and started to turn around to leave.
“No, what is it?”
“Did you feel that connection we had?” She asked, now she was looking into my eyes again. Fuck. She’s married, I’m married. I have permission to have fun. She most likely does not.
“Absolutely, I did,” I told her.
“What time do you get out of work?”
“In about two hours, but I could take off early. What do you have in mind?”
“My husband is working out of state which is why I had to come in and pay his dues… “
HOLY FUCK.
No fucking way this is happening to me, this never ever fucking has happened to me in my entire existence. This is bullshit; this is a fucking setup (that is what I was thinking).
“Let’s go out for coffee, let me call up stairs,” So I did.
I followed her to a Dunken Donuts (yeah, weak coffee but she likes it). We chatted there for about three hours. Her sister was babysitting her kids, so she was free to do whatever she wanted until about 6pm. I laughed because I told her that my wife gets off work at 6pm but I could call her and tell her what was up.
She seemed shocked.
“Your wife lets you fuck around?”
So I told her about my wife, and that my wife had a girlfriend and that we sometimes go out and have fun on our own but that we’re both safe and secure in our sexuality and we’re both the primary focus and everyone else is secondary.
Information began to flow freely from her sexy lips. Turns out before she was married she had threesomes and even foursomes with women, she’s been in orgies. My mouth was on the floor. She even said, “I’ve been with 37 guys, you’ll be 38.”
I don’t believe in slut shaming, not one bit. If a woman wants to fuck, good for her – just means more men will get some pussy in their life. Hell, even in my open marriage I can only count that I’ve been with about 15 ladies. This woman was way ahead of me with notches on her belt lol.
Turns out she hates her husband, but being a Hispanic Catholic she didn’t want to disrupt her family life. He’s an abusive alcoholic. She’s one of those women who’s been hurt, bruised, hit, punched – calls the cops but doesn’t press charges.
“How old are you?” I asked her.
“29, and you?”
“44…”
“Looks like I got myself a daddy.”
Instant erection.
We decided to get a cheap ass hotel, $50 special and have fun for a few hours before we needed to get back to the real world.
We made out; my hand groped her sexy tits which turned out to be lactating. I licked and sucked on them, drank her milk, fingered her pussy. The foreplay was going on what seemed like forever.
“Fuck me,” she moaned.
I did. I mounted her and slid inside her hot warm pussy. It wasn’t super tight, but it was just right. I squeezed her tits as I pounded her, driblets of milk giggled on her tits with each thrust. Her hips swiveled with an erotic dance as we fucked. This was fucking beautiful.
“Let me ride you,” she moaned.
She hopped on me, I grabbed her tits and sucked on them. She bucked, swiveled and rode me like a pro. After 15 minutes, she was screaming and convulsing – her eyes rolling back. She went limp. WTF.
I freaked out. I checked her pulse, she was okay – she was still breathing. I moved her off me and put her head on a pillow, grabbed a pillow and elevated her legs. Shit. What do I do call 911??
I was up and about wondering what to do when I heard her moan. I was still naked.
“Are you okay?” I asked, “What happened??”
Her eyes slowly opened, “I pass out when I cum,” she whispered, “my body feels all tingly.”
I kissed her lips. She mounted me again and started doing her swivel hip maneuver which looked like she was belly dancing on my cock with her pussy. It felt perfect.
“Let me cum in you,” I said.
She didn’t answer but quickened her pace, leaned over and I felt her sexy tits bouncing on my chest as she bit my lip. I squeezed her tits and milk sprayed on my chest.
My cock was getting stiffer, and stiffer – testicles getting tighter with each and every plunge inside her. I grabbed her hair and stuck my tongue deep inside her mouth and felt my cock begin to spurt deep in her. This is when it got interesting. I felt her pussy actually tighten up around my shaft, like a suction machine that was meant to extract cum. She stroked it over and over with her pussy, milking every last eruption of cum from me.
We exchanged numbers, email addresses etc. I am definitely going to hook back up with this Hispanic raven haired babe.
I picked the wife up from work, got home and she was like, “hey, can you take a shower? You smell like sex.”
I looked at her, "I gotta confess, it was pretty good too." This was the first time I've ever had to milk some tits. Wife can't produce milk, and I felt a little left out on the whole lactation / sex thing. I plan to milk this woman's tits as often as I can, and I'm planning on asking her to be my girlfriend. She's a freak, so if she lets me take pictures - I will post them. Just cross your fingers and hope I wasn't just a notch in her belt and she continues on without me. :P

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I have a good friend that i care about. She works at a Dunkin donuts place here in Los Angeles. On the side she sells pictures or videos of herself nude non-nude, twerking ,so anyways. i called her up asking about hows work during the lockdown for covid-19...she said its busy as always....i always tell her "hey let me glaze your donut" (cum on pussy or ass)....she gets tired of the glaze donuts at work..... I visited her one day at work while she worked the register. I ordered a Glazed donut with a medium size coffee... And i also told her in code talk, " i want to glaze your donut " she text my phone getting off in 2 hour's ...i messaged her back ill pick you up. In 2 hours i picked her up took her back to my place, i had some purple kush that i gave her.... played some music on spotify.... Hard to explain in words but the room was dark she was feeling good and me i was hard and ready.... Her shoes were off but had shocks on her tight jeans revealed her curves, nice smooth ass and a clam pussy. She was laying on my bed when i pulled down her pants. I took them off completely, only her White Cotton thong was on and her shirt and sports bra...i slid her thong to the side to get a taste of her wet black pussy...she was Soo wet that i was swallowing her juice....i licked her ass hole even though she warned me about no anal... I licked and fingered her and now i was like fuck this i took off my shirt and my basketball shorts my dick was already hard and throbbing, i got into position on my knees pulled her into my position , i was rubbing my tip on her ass crack , teased her butt hole, she gave me the death look...so i stopped, i rimmed her pussy walls and i put it inside her with no warning.... I remember pulling her into me fucking, then at one moment her right leg was up in the air while i hugged it.... Then in the end she was on her stomach ... I never pulled out to reset...she knows my time when im about to cum...in my head i thought about donuts, because she smelled like weed,pussy, donuts and coffee.... I pulled out while i was cumming , i got a good load on her Black ass hole...... But you know what else i did ?..... I licked my cum off her asshole and pussy.... It wasn't just a lick and im done...i LICKED MY CUMM OFF HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOOD FRIENDS DO.... after that i remember we just laid in my bed watching Hulu, she took off her shirt and sports bra. So we were naked in bed... Only to fuck her again 3 hour's later. Lol but any who.... Make sure to glaze your girls or guys Donut's....

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23 Sep 2024 5:54AM
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My sister on our porch wearing the donut panties I bought her 

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I know this forum isnt supposed to be used like a blog but I need some help. Im fourteen years old and I had a problem in one of my classes. We had to write a paper on how grammar has changed since old English

Well the paper was do on the Friday before September and he said wed get them back on Tuesday. so I went to class on Tuesday and he said the papers were wrote really good. So he handed them out and I was pretty nervous because he reads the grades out loud in front of the whole class.

so he is handing them out and everyone is getting good grades and then he calls my name and says this is the worst paper you have written for me and then he said a whole bunch of the problems (bad grammar ect.) I made.

then at last he said and the most annoying problem you made was you forgot the period on the starts of some of your sentences and he yelled YOU ALWAYS NEED A PERIOD

and then right there in front of the whole class my period blood started to come out. I was wearing white pant and everyone saw it. It was like someone throwed a really slimy jelly donut on my crotch area. Super embarrassing.

So now I need advice,' I was wearing white after labor day, and everyone saw. What should I do?

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i confess that i like fucking hostess donuts. dunkin donuts aren't bad either. glazed are my favorite.

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I just played the Dunkin' Donuts scratch & win trivia quiz, did a quick Google
search for the answer, and now I'm enjoying the fruits of my labor... a delicious
chocolate frosted donut! Just goes to show that with hard work and determination,
one can achieve great things in life.

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I confess Americans are a bunch of fat, ugly looking cheese burger eating, donut eating, pretzl eating, marshmellow eating cunts who do nothing but sit on their extra large and obese backsides whining about useless shit like the drama queens they are.

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I confess: There is this seriously gorgeous woman in my psych class. Today I brought her a Dunkin Donuts coffee and bagel to help initiate conversation...funny thing is I blew my load into her cup right before class. Sat there watching her sip my sperm for 45 minutes...I almost came again while sitting there. I love you Jessica! =D

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I confess I miss my ex 18yo gf young pussy
Here is a shot while I fuck her tight donut. What do you think? Would you do that tinny hole?

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oh jack daniels you make me do really dumb things like get fat ugly bitchy girls pregnant. i have 2 jobs and never sleep and she still bitches at me to go out and get her fried chicken and fucking ice cream donuts.

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1. This young troubled actress is looking around her for solutions to her problems. She is trying desperately to win back the hearts of the public, but so far nothing is working. She has seen how adoption has helped the public perception of some of her colleagues and has decided that might be the avenue for her except she isnt going about it in quite the right way. She reportedly offered her housekeeper a large sum of money if the housekeepers daughter would sell her baby that is due at the end of the summer. Naturally the housekeeper declined.

2. This well-known funny actor is known to enjoy a drink or two over the course of an evening. While driving home (sober) after a recent dinner in Southern California, however, he was pulled over for speeding. The officer walked up to the drivers side and asked the actor for his license and registration. The actor put on his trademark smile and asked the officer "Dont you recognize me?" The officer replied, "Yes. Now show me you license and registration anyway, Funny Man." Uh oh. This did not bode well for our actor. He produced the documents, but continued to smile and engage the officer in conversation, hoping that he could establish a rapport and avoid a ticket. The officer looked at the documents and then looked at the actor. "Have you been drinking tonight, Sir?" "No. Why?" "Because your eyes look a little red." The actor couldnt resist asking a question in return. "Officer, have you been eating donuts tonight?" The officer, visibly annoyed, said "No. Why?" "Because your eyes look a little glazed." The officer stared at the actor for a few seconds, then burst out laughing. The actor got off with a warning, and the officer went home with a good celebrity story to tell.

3. This newest barely legal teen celebrity who is only famous for being famous, (and really only became so because of the internet) is constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight. Dont worry fans, shes got a sex tape all cooked up and coming your way even though people wish she and her much older husband would get lost.

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I confess I work at my friend's parent's donut shop and I constantly fantasize about fucking his mom. I wish one day his dad wouldn't be there and after we finished closing up everything she would take me to the back and suck my cock. She always bends over in front of me when shes fixing the donuts and putting more out and I swear I'm always getting hard.

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30 Mar 2023 4:36PM
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I like to cum and do other things to my moms food, I cum in her drinks food and everything else used her toothbrush around my asshole once and watched her brush her teeth with it pissed on a cake she bought once and watched her eat it came inside jelly donuts before giving them to her and other things like that, I love doing it and wont ever stop

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It is obvious that there is an international conspiracy led by deceased Nashville elites and the North Korean government to discredit the Trump presidency. They spiked the sugar glaze on the donuts that those officers ate just before arresting George Floyd. They seeded the COVID-19 virus by encoding its DNA sequence directly into Rockabilly downloads. They put subliminal messages in TikTok videos, auto-hypnotizing the population to vote Democrat, and now they intend to use the lockdown and mail-in balloting as cover for all these fake voters who are being held in a semi-catatonic trance.

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02 Mar 2012 8:56AM
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I confess I really want to fill my cum in those cream filled donuts, want to serve one to this smokin hot blonde preppy teen I know, has anyone done this? I'm kinda confused about how I'm gonna get my sperm in the donut )=

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I confess I ate pączki for breakfast. They are delicious traditional Polish donuts. Pączki are deep fried and feature a variety of fruit and creme fillings and can be glazed, or covered with granulated or powdered sugar. The tasty one I ate had a luscious filling of Boston Cream.

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I saw a post where someone ask how to get ripped. My answer is simple, gorge yourself on donuts and you will have a body you never imagined and you'll have the energy of 500 men. Do it now!

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