GERMAN AMATEUR GODDESS LISA WRAPPING HER PERVERTED SLAVE DENNIS IN TIGHT PLASTIC WRAP MUMMIFICATION BONDAGE

i confess i have a dilemma. it's morning and i'm hungry, but i have no idea if i want IHOP, Denny's, or Waffle-House. so i'll let the motherless community decide for me.

I want to buy a Black person a grand slam at Denny's just to piss off a racist.

I made this confession about a year ago. I know because I had gotten an update on facebook for one year from the gathering we were at.

It all started when I was over a friends house with, we will say their names are Todd and Scott. I have been friends with them since kindergarten. We come from a small town of legit 500 people. Scott had randomly asked us if we had ever done anal. I said yes and so did Todd. Scott confessed that even though he was married twice; once when he was 20 with a woman he has two kids with, and now with his current wife, he still has not done anal as neither will do it. I didn't tell him or Todd at the time but my wife loves anal.

So I randomly wondered if she would be willing to let Scott put it up her ass to give it a try and let him experience it. My wife does too but she does not like Scotts wife at all. She thinks that Scotts wife is stuck up and is better than everyone so I was like "eh maybe she will". At first she said no and her reasoning was that because even though she does not like his wife we will still be around them and don't want things to be awkward and for people to find out because his wife is questions Scott why he is being weird. Well after a while, and I mean a while, I eventually managed to convince her to give it a go and we had to figure out a good time. Our plan was, we have an SUV so it is pretty spacious with the back seats down. So that could be a good neutral place but we had to have a good time.

Well it popped up. Todd was having people over and my wife had to do stuff for her mother but said she would DD so I said that would be a good time and she said sure and that she would bring things with her (lube and a vibrator, etc) and make sure she was cleaned out. I go out non of us drink much which it good and my wife picks me up and I offer Scott a ride and he takes it. As we leave I look at Scott and was like something along the lines of "Hey Scott I was telling my wife how you have not tried anal yet and really want to but your wife ain't budging. She will let you tonight if you want. One time only give anal a go". He was surprised but he said sure a lot faster than I thought he would.

So you might laugh at this, I didn't disclose the location last year but we went to a Denny's that was built into a hotel. Big parking lot with empty spaces and 24/7 diner. So the plan was this, I wasn't gonna be there for it, but I wanted to still be kept in the loop as I was curious, so I helped them get the SUV ready; put the seats down and spread out a blanket. I actually called her phone which was connected to bluetooth but muted the microphone so they couldn't hear me then I headed inside to Denny's to sit and listen. I went in, got a spot and got a coffee. However, before I went in I told my wife to be a bit more into the dirty talk and stuff. She knew what I was talking about as I have been trying to get her to be a bit more lively in the bedroom and she knows what kind of things I want her to say and she was doing good.

Anyways I sit down with my coffee and listen. I might paraphrase some stuff as I am not sure the exact words but I know the whole thing, it is like burned in my head and it is great. It starts off with them getting their clothes off, then my wife sucked him off a bit to get him nice and hard. While she was sucking him off she used her lube and fingers to get her ass lubed up and loosened up a bit. She stopped and let him do it if he wanted and he took over using his fingers on her ass as she kept sucking. She stops when I guess she feels loosened enough or he is hard enough and tells him she is lying on her stomach. I hear her vibrator go and she helps guide him in. They go at it for a bit, she is telling him it feels good and whatnot then eventually tells him to try something else and she says she wants to get on her back. So they switch positions and she guides him again and they go at it again. This time I hear her tell him she is cumming and she starts with her dirty talk. It isn't much just telling him to fuck her hard and harder, pound her ass etc. He tells her he is going to cum soon and she tells him to fill her ass, cum as deep as her can. He finishes, he is beat out says how good it was and I hang up cause the show it over. A few minutes later after getting her clothes on my wife strolls in and tells me she is going to go use the bathroom. This is code for she is going to push out whats up her ass.

She finishes and we head out to the car and leave to drop Scott off. He talks about how great it was an thanked my wife so many times. We drop him off and I get the extra details from my wife; she said she switched to her back because well, she has a biggish ass and my friend couldn't get deep and she wanted it deeper. She also said he must of needed to cum because she said she felt like she pushed out more cum than she ever has. She said she didn't hate it like she thought she would. AFAIK he still has not got it up his wifes ass.

I confess I took a big shit and stopped up the toilet at my local Denny's. I wonder what poor sucker got stuck with cleaning it?

Small-titted MILF waitress at Denny's just had nudes leak in our small Southern town. Uh oh...

I want to have Dennis Rodman's babies.

HOT NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dennis Hopper has died - you will be remembered for ever Easy Rider

Dennis Hopper - Rest In Peace.

I admit I am ashamed that the leader of out great Country is a pussy. He bows to other leaders like a whooped wet dog. His wife is no better and thinks the general population is to ignorant to even know how to eat properly.
Well, maybe she is right, the Country is full of people that sneak across the borders and never will be American. If they want to eat bear bile, cats or monkey brains let them, but dont tell Dennys or other restaurant how much food I am allowed to eat or how much salt I can put on it.
I know this Country needs a leader with some big balls to run it...but the Republicans gave us McCain?? Are you serious? And you wonder why a commie was elected.
So yeah....hows that change working out guys?

Why is it that when I use meth, more specifically when I inject it do things I won't do otherwise? Or think about doing things I normally wouldn't do. Whenever I inject meth, without fail I am somewhere other than in my condo jerking off. Whether it's sitting on my patio totally naked jerking off. It's semi-private, it can inky be seen by the elderly woman next door. I'll wait to hear her leave, inject some meth get naked hit the patio. It was on the market for nearly a year before she moved in. The people that own it are the same people who owned mine when I finally bought it on a lease to own option. When the people moved out next door they asked if I would check on it from time to time and gave me a key. I would hit, strip naked and go back and forth between both places late at night. I once ordered pizza giving the address next door. I watched for the delivery person to come from my door. I opened my door told the delivery driver that the girl who lives there forgot to call and tell you people that if she doesn't answer to knock on my door and I'll pay for it. Her girlfriend is on her way over and will flip out if she has a pizza in the house. She is a control freak and says she doesn't want her to eat anything that will make her fat. But if my girlfriend looked like that I'd eat whatever she told me to, especially if I knew she was on the menu. The guy just looked at me. I will check into a cheap motel and if it's a woman working the front desk I'll call down and ask if they have adult pay per view movies available. They never do. I'll go out to my car and get a couple nasty DVDs out of my car, go back in and ask if they rent DVD players. Most do. I'll get the player and head back to my room. I'll 'accidentally' leave one of the dvds on the counter and when I think she's had enough time to see what it is I'll go back down and ask if I left it down there. Telling her how embarrassed I am and thanking her for not throwing it away. I tell her I travel a lot and ask her to not say anything to housekeeping because they won't want to clean his room while I'm there. I like to go to thrift stores approach a female employee and ask to try something on, but tell them I'm not wearing underwear and ask if it matters? They usually tell me they have no idea. Tell them I will buy some underwear to put on if necessary. I'll walk over to the panty bin and pick something from there, go pay for them. I'll look at the cashier and ask... do you wash these before you put them out? I'll put them to my face, inhale deeply and say damnit, you do. I will go eat at a Denny's, drive til I find pay phone, call and ask for my waitress by name. Well she gets on the phone I tell her I jus jacked off in the pathinking lot thinking about what her pussy tastes like.

I confess I am addicted to the "Grand Slam" breakfast at Denny's

Sprang a radiator leak outside a small town in Ontario. Had my car towed into town. Went to the restroom in the back of the garage and saw that there was a gloryhole in the wall by the toilet paper. I was horny so I stuck my dick in the hole, and soon a warm mouth was sucking it. Later, after my car had been fixed, I went to Dennys.

Yesterday (Sunday, 3/5/17) was supposed to be another gang bang for the Denver Old Guys Crew, but it devolved into a MMF threesome (with the hubby mostly watching) since our organizer, Robby, came down with a last-minute fever and several guys were no-shows. Nonetheless a fun time was had by all. This time our target lady was a curvy 50-y/o brunette, whose husband offered her up as a sexual sacrifice to a bunch of horny senior citizens. Well, I was the only legit one in the bunch (age 65), whereas the other guy who showed up at this north Denver ranch-style house (Denny) wasn't yet on the wrong side of 60.

After the two of us socialized with husband Tom in the main floor family room, and it became obvious that no one else was going to arrive anywhere close to the scheduled one p.m. start time, he led us down to a basement bedroom where Annie was lying on her back on a double bed, blindfolded and with her arms secured to the bedposts with Velcro-type restraints. She had on a leopard-print blouse, unbuttoned most of the way down to show off her purple bra that supported some major DD tits, but that was all she wore. Naked from the waist down, her thick thighs spread in anticipation (or perhaps dread), she was showing off a neatly trimmed bush that covered most of her pussy.

Denny and I quickly stripped off and jumped onto the bed, him to her right and me to her left. I unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her bra up to her chin, releasing her breasts to allow each of us to suck on a nipple. We reached for her pussy at the same moment, and I relented to allow Denny to finger her first. A minute or so later, he was face-down between her legs and licking like a madman. Meanwhile I'd climbed up higher on the bed and laid my semi-erect cock into her hand while leaning over and French kissing her. Soon we switched places and I was eating her pussy, while Denny cantilevered over her so she could suck his dick.

Before long we realized the arm restraints were more trouble than they were worth, so I peeled the Velcro apart and Annie sat up in bed so we could remove her bra and blouse. This allowed her to provide us with dueling hand jobs while we once again took turns finger-fucking her and playing with her tits.

Tom was bouncing back and forth between standing in the doorway to watch us three play, and popping back upstairs to see if anyone had shown up late. By the time 2:00 had rolled around, he gave up on any latecomers and simply parked himself, fully clothed, near the foot of the bed to enjoy watching his wife get nailed. Denny was first man in, his thick stubby cock with the massive mushroom head sliding in and out of her drenched slit. Annie tugged on my dick while she was getting pounded but, after about five intense minutes, she got hit with an asthma attack and asked Denny to pull out -- which he did immediately. Tom ran upstairs to get Annie's inhaler while I helped her to sit up and catch her breath. While this situation could have put a damper on the afternoon, she was raring to go again after a few puffs from that device.

Denny seemed a bit too spooked to restart his fucking -- he'd lost his hard-on, which you could hardly blame him for -- and besides he's REALLY out of shape (easily 260 pounds on a 5-8 frame), so instead he sat things out while I got into position for some more cock-sucking. With her hands free, Annie went to work on me and did a masterful job. Halfway through the blowjob her husband dove down and started to eat her out. This increased her enthusiasm for me, and she took my dick all the into her throat and doubled the pace. A couple of minutes later I was ready to blow my wad, so I provided an early warning of what was to cum, but she continued to suck and stroke, so I cut loose and she swallowed every darned drop!

As I backed off, breathing somewhat heavily from the exertion, she sat up again and took a long drink of soda to clear her palate, followed by another puff off her inhaler. Denny was up and ready, so Annie rolled over and got onto her knees so my companion could fuck her doggie-style. He pounded away some more but she was getting sore -- it had to be that extra-thick dick -- so instead she swapped places with him so he could lie on his back. She dove between his wide-spread legs and began to blow him. Not wishing to be left out of the equation, Tom again rammed his face up against her pussy, this time from behind. As Denny got closer to ejaculating, he reached down with his left hand and stroked his shaft furiously while Annie kept her lips wrapped around that massive mushroom. It didn't take long for him to fill her mouth, and she swallowed his entire load as well.

Annie returned to lying on her back while Denny and I worked her over orally. Our efforts failed to yield an orgasm, however, so it was Tom who took over and got her off. In this particular case, familiarity obviously trumped effort. Us two guys hung around for another 20 minutes or so; Annie put her blouse back on, since the basement felt a bit chilly without all the physical movement. We chatted about non-sexual things as we got dressed and agreed that we'd all had a very nice time. After giving the lady of the house goodbye kisses, Tom led Denny and me back upstairs and we hit the road. Later that evening I received a nice text message from the couple, asking if I'd be interested in a return match. "You never got to fuck her," Tom wrote, "so we'd love to have you back sometime. She really liked you." Very kind words, indeed!

I spent Christmas at my local Denny's. How pathetic is that?

dumb slut sticks dennys waiters dick in her mouth for a "tip"

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