Not really a confession... more like a question.
About 4 months ago, a friend of mine told me that he and his wife really want to have a baby. Seems they have been trying for quite some time and she hasn't gotten pregnant.
He told me they went to a fertility clinic and she is ok but he has what they called "low sperm count" and that's why she hasn't gotten pregnant.
So my friend tells me that they don't have the money for the artificial insemination but she really wants to have a baby.
Bottom line is, he asked me if I would be willing to get her pregnant. I said, "you wnat me to fuck your wife and get her pregnant?" and he says "Yeah, she's real nervous about it but she doesn't want to do it with some stranger. She knows you and likes you and she wants you to do it."
So, what the hell, I agree to it and I have fucked his wife three or four times a month for the past 4 months. She is a hot little number and she sucks my cock to get it hard, pretty much does anything I ask her to do as long as I come in her pussy.
NOw the question is, how long can I get away with fucking my friend's wife before they find out I had a vasectomy 12 years ago?

Just a random thought. Would it still be considered incest if a father/daughter mother/son got pregnant not by natural sex methods, instead used artificial means (ie. male ejaculates in cup, female uses turkey baster)???

i will never understand why guys go for girls, wouldnt you feel more comfortable with other guys? male/female relationships are outdated now that artificial insemenation exist.

I thank artificial intelligence for turning my friends into whores

OK so here is my deal.

I am 52 yo basically a bum. I get disability payments after being injured at my last job, too lazy to get a different job, have enough money to get buy - its a private disability insurance, not that pittance the government gives you. I am kind of funny looking and a bit overweight.

So anyway, about two months ago my roommate switched his head meds and decided I am a minion of Satan or something. So I had to look for a different place.

So this girl - friend of a friend - offered me her couch to crash for the night. She is a burned-out stripper - now she is the bartender at the strip club where she is too old and ugly to strip. So anyway I ended up banging her that night - at my age if a 30 yo burned out stripper wants you to bang her its a good deal.

So anyway she said its ok to stay a bit more and I banged her a few more times.

Anyway, its been two months now and I am basically living with this chick.

She is kind of stupid and annoying, but what the fuck.

She has a 9 yo daughter, cutest thing ever, and very smart. And now she decided she wants me to be her new daddy. (The original daddy is doing some serious prison time. The last 'daddy' beat her and her mom and tried to molest her.)

Its a bit overwhelming, this came totally out of nowhere - and I figured out why the girl was getting into trouble at school (she needed glasses - and if she eats anything with artificial food die in it, she starts acting out - not a rare thing at all) - fixed those two things my second week there, even paid for the glasses
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So now my gf or whatever wants me to deal with all the school stuff cause 'you are so good at it'. She works weird hours and sleeps in the morning and I basically don't have anything to do so its not too bad.

Its overwhelming. Not sure exactly what to do. Like I said the girl (the mom) is a good fuck, but stupid. Basically stupid white trash.

But if I leave she will get a new bf who will probably be a bigger fuckup than me - and what is wore a meaner fuck up - and that will not be good for the little girl. I love the little girl (no pervy stuff, shut the fuck up guys) - and she loves me.

The mom spends most of her off-work hours now sleeping and smoking pot - and I become the primary caregiver for the child.

Thoughts?

I am in my mid-40s, have been married for more than 20 years and have 3 chil dren. I have been with so many women (most while married, quite regretably) I lost count years ago. I have never been attracted to men. I have never once looked at a man and felt any sort of sexual attraction whatsoever.

But in the abstract, in recent years, I have had very strong cravings to suck a cock and feel one inside my ass, particularly as it cums, filling me up. But this fantasy only encompasses a cock that is unattached to a man's body, as ridiculous as it sounds. Put a man with the cock and my fantasy evaporates.

Anyone else honest enough to admit to such desires? If so, how have you handled it? A dildo is an obvious solution, but I know that the warmth, texture and movement, particularly the orgasmic pulsations while it cums, just can't be re-created with an artificial cock. Part of me wants to simply bite the bullet and find some anonymous guy and go crazy without ever looking him in the eye.

Looking for pics or vids of brunettes being artificially inseminated by drones.

What would you do if you found out you were actually a sophisticated robot and nothing more?
lets say billions of years ago, a race that was so evolved beyond our comprehension decided to make us (humans) as an experiment,
as humans we are always trying to perfect artificial intelligence, but what if the truth was that the reason we seek better a.i is to better ourselves, because in the end the way to evolve is to upgrade...

I try not to mock other's perversions....

But this shit is just funny. Not that it's a hermaphrodite of some sort... but that it's a pic of chick that's had both Liv Tyler's face and a massive cock photoshopped onto it, in order to create some artificial hermaphroditic-Liv.

What!

The!

Fuck!

OK first of all this is real and im curious to see what people think of it in may i met a girl in a teen chat room im 21 shes 19 love at first sight you could say we hit things off well shes naughty as can be shes a moaner i like loud women find it such a turn on we talked for months during naughty things phone sex naughty pictures and no i wont post any i have respect for her though if i find a decent okay one i will post it anyways i went to idaho thats where she lives with some roomates i live in maryland atm she cant get pregant the normal way so she gets artificially insemenated and i know this all true point being said is it weird im not pissed off she dident ask me what i thouht about it and that i love her shes moving to maryland and we plan to get married sometime in the future NOTE i went to a doctor visit so i know she cant get pregant the normal way so i know its not some scam bullshit and was there when the doctor asked about artificial insemnated its not my sperm cant get a chick pregant kinda curious what you guys think let me know if i missed out on any details

Over 70 2000 Year Old Bibles Found, Dating Back to Start of Christianity

de32.com

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1371290/70-metal-books-Jordan-cave-change-view-Biblical-history.html

youtube.com/watch?v=thShnPGZmd8

Carbon dating tests found that a piece of leather found with the scrolls was over 2000 years old

Over 70 of them, pages no bigger than credit cards. Over 2000 years old, and they are in excellent well preserved condition. Discovered by a Jordanian Bedouin, possibly smuggled by a Israeli Bedouin into Israel illegally.
Found in a cave in a remote section of Jordon over 5 years.

Refugees fled there after the fall of Jerusalem in 70 AD. Metallurgical tests date some of the books from the first century AD. The form of corrosion on the books which experts feel would be impossible to imitate artificially.

Made of lead, copper, metal, and bound by rings. Some of the books are even sealed. The writing is a form of archaic Hebrew script with ancient messianic symbols, mixed with some form of a code. The codices show notable references to symbols of the Feast of Tabernacle, and depict images of menorahs and fruiting palm trees. Archeologists in Israel believe they are forgeries, while British archeologists are trying to save the scrolls, to preserve and further study them.

Over 70 2000 Year Old Bibles Found, Dating Back to Start of Christianity

de32.com

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1371290/70-metal-books-Jordan-cave-change-view-Biblical-history.html

youtube.com/watch?v=thShnPGZmd8

Carbon dating tests found that a piece of leather found with the scrolls was over 2000 years old

Over 70 of them, pages no bigger than credit cards. Over 2000 years old, and they are in excellent well preserved condition. Discovered by a Jordanian Bedouin, possibly smuggled by a Israeli Bedouin into Israel illegally.
Found in a cave in a remote section of Jordon over 5 years.

Refugees fled there after the fall of Jerusalem in 70 AD. Metallurgical tests date some of the books from the first century AD. The form of corrosion on the books which experts feel would be impossible to imitate artificially.

Made of lead, copper, metal, and bound by rings. Some of the books are even sealed. The writing is a form of archaic Hebrew script with ancient messianic symbols, mixed with some form of a code. The codices show notable references to symbols of the Feast of Tabernacle, and depict images of menorahs and fruiting palm trees. Archeologists in Israel believe they are forgeries, while British archeologists are trying to save the scrolls, to preserve and further study them.

Americans, you are being set up for a major scam and a sham. The goal is to reduce this country’s status to that of a contemporary version of a third-world nation. The ruling class attempts to make the ordinary citizens believe that it will immensely benefit the nation to "adopt" some 25 million illegal immigrants. Don’t be fooled by the politicians and mainstream media’s claims of dubious, short-run benefits. For, mostly the members of the elite class will profit from this plan. In the long-run, the citizenry is going to get the short end of the stick.

Some people just don't understand the divide-and-conquer strategy. The power elite uses it to keep the status quo in their favor. Many people are fixated on distinctions such as liberal vs. conservative, democrat vs. republican, the left vs. the right, and other artificial dichotomies. Meanwhile, the very wealthy are truly united. Consequently, the gap between the rich and the poor is increasing; the middle class is disappearing.

It is ever so easy for the ruling class to take advantage of perceived and actual problems—by introducing solutions that do not truly benefit the public-at-large. Instead, the proffered solutions substantially advance any number of agendas of the power elite themselves.

It is a classic example of the Hegelian Dialectic: problem->reaction->solution (or thesis->anti-thesis->synthesis). It is a great way to persuade the citizenry to accept something that actually is not in their best interest.

Consider the various free-trade agreements such as the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), the Security and Prosperity Partnership (SPP), and the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). The politicians repeatedly reassured us that they were each going to create more American jobs. Instead, those “free-trade” agreements resulted in many U.S. company closures and millions of lost jobs. Also, those same agreements directly caused a massive influx of some 25 million unauthorized immigrants, due to the resultant unfair trade competition abroad.

The U.S. government should enforce employment hiring laws as rigorously and vigorously as the IRS enforces business bookkeeping. It should stop the tremendous influx of illegal immigrants.

The proponents of illegal immigration almost invariably invoke mantras that are in themselves rhetorical fallacies: small [statistical] sample fallacy, smoke screen (or red herring) fallacy and spotlight fallacy. Here is the most misleading claim: “They are here doing the jobs that Americans simply don’t want to do.” Well, that particular group of illegal immigrants only comprise but a small percentage of the entire illegal immigrant population. There are countless millions of legal workers who would eagerly work in positions that are held by those who were either hired “under-the-table” or by using fraudulent identifications. Two decades ago, many students especially were able to easily find work in the services industry, e.g., retail outlets and major fast-food restaurants. Now, this is becoming increasingly difficult.

The great influx of unauthorized immigrants has caused a substantial reduction in wages, especially for those jobs that don't require a college degree. This is because there is an unprecedented surplus in the labor force, which results in much competition for too few jobs. No longer are those immigrants engaged in extremely low-paying menial labor such as picking crops, gardening, landscaping, garment sweatshops, and providing housekeeping services. At this point, they have successfully infiltrated all types of—previously high-paying—positions that don't require a college degree, especially construction and service jobs. Now the wages, benefits, and work-condition quality of many types of jobs have been greatly reduced.

So, one must ask several questions: Why would the elite want to cause a reduction in wages? Why do they want workers who won't insist upon the usual job benefits? How can the government permit tens and millions of workers from third-world countries to reduce the American standard of living? Why should the illegal immigrants not be required to properly apply for U.S. immigration—just like the responsible and law-abiding immigration applicants?

[hint]
It is all about globalization and the New World Order. It is simply happening in slow motion, piece by piece. Already, region by region, political, security and economic unions are being formed.* For example, eventually, the United States, Canada, and Mexico will form a union, somewhat comparable to the European Union.

If you do your own independent research, using reliable sources, then you will see the definite patterns and trends. The ruling classes have successfully used similar strategies down throughout history.

The writing is on the wall: a one-world government is just around the corner. And, it is being brought to you courtesy of the global elite. (Thank you very much.)
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*Many of these seemingly disconnected and isolated events are actually parts of "ingenuous", long-term plans of the power elite.

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The result is that human variation exists on a continuum - we vary from tall to short, from thin to thick, from pale to dark. The conclusion that scientifically there is no accurate or natural way to divide the human species points to race as an artificial construct. It also hints at flaws in race theory.

That a pill for the scientific racists to swallow. Sorry, not a cure, only a treatment.

I confess my wife & I have a best friend that is 36 & still not married. She was going broke paying multiple times to be artificially inseminated. She sat down with both of us last month & said how much she loved our girls & wanted to know if we were willing to allow me to try & impregnate her. I said I was neutral & would do whatever my wife thought was right. It took a week & a lot of discussions but my wife agreed to it. She just worried that one of us would get emotionally attached. She also worried the about the attachment she "my wife" & I might have for the child if it worked. Honestly I worry whether I would be able to un-attach myself completely as well.

Anyway for the past 2 & a half weeks "jen" comes over after our kids go to bed my wife goes into the den & turns on the tv & "jen" & I go into our bedroom & have sex like it is "another day at work" We have come out a few times after doing the deed & my wife is crying & then she & "jen" talk & console one another. Its so akward that the last few times I have had to have jen suck my dick to get hard before we get into the "new best fertile postion" My wife would shit if she knew she was sucking my dick as well. We also did not kiss the first week or so but now with the foreplay & the intimacy it has gotten as intimate as the sex I have with my wife. Jen is really great looking & honestly I love fucking her SOO much BUT I just hope we all made the right decsion doing this!! Also I do not care if everyone believes this or not. I just figured this may interest some of you & thought maybe someone may have some feedback on this situation. Also I'd love to hear if anyone else has done this.

I'd like to chop those stumps off that South African sprinter so that he couldn't run with those artificial limbs and completely ruin the olympics in Brazil. I'd also chop his arms off at the shoulder so that he can't crawl to the start line like the terminator. Apart from that I have nothing against the guy.

I confess i'm from another Dimension. And you fucking humans make me fucking sick. We have been observing you for a while and can't wait for your dumb asses to blow yourselves the fuck up already. In our eyes, you are a mistake, and can't allow you to further live. You are something that should have never happened. And the dumb fuck(The dick head you refer to as God) that created you have long been found guilty by the United Universe Council(UUC)and thus been arrested and placed in prison for his crimes against the Multi-Universal dimensions. He is not God to us but a mad failed scientist who wanted power so he created you in some lab with the intention for you to worship him(To us it's considered a crime to create life forms as dumb as you fucks). Ahhh, It's a fucking long story. But anyways, i hate all of you, in my eyes you're just a waste of digdukan(means dead dick sperm in our language). I can't wait for you dumb fucks to blow yourselves the fuck up already. I am happy to report that we are going to help you make it happen soon, because we have one of our own in each of your nuclear capable Governments, soon one of them will start a war from that artificial Government called America which will conveniently drag all the other nations into the conflict and without hesitation our implants will all press their respective nuclear buttons and BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, bye bye humans. All i can say is good riddance, we had more intellectual stimuli from the fucking dinosaurs. You stupid fucks!!!

You stupid fucks are so smart you create things that can self destroy you? Yeah you real smart alright.

Is it just me or is AI wasting this website? So much artificial crap now that you’re analysing the pics so much it’s taking away from the fun! Always thinking is she real or not.

Come on guys keep it original!!!

She was the prom queen, the world was hers
With a wave of her hand, whispered words
Hearts broken by her abilities
Addicted to the sweetness of a gentle kiss
Lost in a search for something she might never find
Never know if she don`t try, the results will come in time
No time to smell the roses, let alone slow dance
Too many bad memories of forgotten romance
She walked out slammed the door
Damn him, she didn`t need him
A child game she had to cloth him feed him
Alone after so long gave up hope
Convinced all men were abusive
Undependable heathens and sold dope
Mister right wasn`t coming
A fact that she would have to face
She didn`t have no time to waste, she had a man to raise
No man to chase, sick of living in this blasted place
No time to sit around weeping like a basket case
Herson made it all worthwhile
The only man that got to see her smile
She reminisced about her lifestyle before the baby came
She did what responsible people do, she changed

She`s a different kinda lady
She`s not often understood
She was my best friend, my playmate
Moved in next door just before the first grade
We ran foot races, climb trees, caught insects
Before money and sex, powder and x
Before popularity came so crucial
She had love and the feeling was mutual
We used to cut our feet barefooted in chipped glass
Now we blow smoke as we skip class
New friends came, and with them came change
The pressure was all, would lil mama maintain
She began to drift away, the distance between us grew wider
Didn`t have to speak to me, I could see the hurt inside her
I hear the words out of her mouth
But they don`t reflect what she really feel
I`ve seen the smile before I know it isn`t real Artificial happiness, superficial friends
A nonstop whirl wind, when will it all end
Her eyes roll back, she began to convulse
They searched for a heartbeat, but she had no pulse
Autopsy results show she mixed powder and downers
And none of her new friends were around her
When her family found her, but a

She`s a different kinda lady
She`s not often understood
She was a young girl seventeen, if I recollect correctly
A baby with a baby, that baby was me
She worked everyday still it wasn`t enough
World was rough, ol` girl was tough
Drop me off in the morning
Come back and get me in the afternoon
Free spirits lost being guided by the moon
Used to take me to church, try to make me a man
But hard times put drastic changes in plan

She was out there, every time she got up, she fell again
In love with a bastard, stay in and out the pen
Alcoholic addict, never tried to change himself
Beat her to a pulp, and make her blame herself
I tried to talk to her, mama you don`t have to stay
Just pack your bags and go, you can walk away
She tell me about this pain, hoping I`d never experience it
Baby boy love is some serious shit, I pray for change
Eventually it came, like rays of light after days of rain
She turned her life around, walked away never to return
Still tempted by the fire, just tired of being burned

She`s a different kinda lady
She`s not often understood

I used a drone to artificially inseminate my neghbor.