Something for you Motherfag (k i d d i e s) on the boards to think about;

The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies
A sends:
The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies (spooks, feds, etc.)

http://pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5

1. COINTELPRO Techniques for dilution, misdirection and control of a internet forum
2. Twenty-Five Rules of Disinformation
3. Eight Traits of the Disinformation list
4. How to Spot a Spy (Counterproof Agent)
5. Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

So I volunteer at an animal shelter, along with a few others. And one of the volunteers is a cute, a little thick hispanic girl who is recently 16. Since I am a few years older, and a j.b. fan, I thought all I could do was look but not touch. But we became friends and since she was unable to drive, Her parents trusted me enough to drive. A month goes by and we begin to playfully "flirt" you could say. She knew I was starting the process of divorcing my wife of a couple years, so her company was welcome. She hinted at hanging out when not volunteering, but an early 20s guy hanging with a teen spooked me out. But one day, I gave in and we went fishing with a couple others. It was fun and I started to get a slight crush on her. The. After fishing, I brought her home, her parents werent home and she invited me in, I said no since it caught me off guard. She seemed a little sad about it so I called her about it and we talked for hours. We decided that we would be better off as friends cause of our ages. But the next day, we were at the shelter, and she was in her softball uniform since she came from practice. And she looked so sexy with her thick legs, and kinda pooch stomach and messy hair, I couldn help but flirt again. She flirted too and when I was bringing her home, she put her hand on my leg after I called her hot stuff. So in response i put my hand on her leg. Since she was in spandex shorts, herr tan skin felt so nice i also gave a slight squeeze. The. She leaned over and told me to go to my place. I did, we went in, my roommate was gone, so I couldnt resist. We made out, I slid my hand down her shorts and started to finger her. She was so nervous she was shaking. She the. Said sorry, she didnt know what to do cause she was a virgin. Hearing that, I lost all self control and took her clothes off and she did the same to me.
I got on her top of her, slid her legs on my shoulders and the rest is history. I almost didnt pull out in time cause I was so into it. Ever since then, we have done good at hiding our closeness, even though we joke about being friends with benefits. I've eaten her out, fucked her in the shower, doggy style you name it. But the problem is I love her and im sure she loves me. Weve been messing around for a month or so and I have had no desire to see other women like i did before. I care for her, but i feel like our ages are stopping us

Years ago, when I was still living at home, my dad went away on a work trip. One night, I woke up to mom masturbating in her room. The sound must have been coming through the vent or something, because it was super clear.

At first, I was put off by it, but as I listened more, I felt a familiar tingling from my balls all the way up my shaft. Hearing her moaning and groaning with pleasure made my cock stand at attention. I figured, what's the harm, so I pulled out my cock, trying to be sure to not make any noises that might spook her.

I slowly tugged and rubbed my cock, partially wishing I could see her right then, and partially feeling guilty about the entire thing. After a few minutes, she moved from just moaning to talking a little. "Yeah, that's it," "Yeah, baby," these kinds of things. Then, out of nowhere, she goes, "Fuck my fucking cunt."

Mom is straight-laced, and I'd rarely heard her curse before that night. Hearing her talk like that, knowing that she was in her room, banging herself, brought me close--really fucking close--and I had to take my hand off. Until this point, she was the breakfast person, or the person who could pick you up from a party, if need be. She wasn't the person who had a "cunt" that needed fucked. I remember laying there, cock throbbing, thinking, I want to fuck your cunt for you. It was weird, guilty and sexy at the same time. My balls have never been tighter.

She said, "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum." My cock was so hard, sitting up straight,  while i just layed there, trying to back away from the edge. I knew that it was basically the point of no return. A few more tugs, and I was also gonna cum.

I swear, I could actually hear her dildo sliding in and out by this point. Maybe it was something else, I don't know. But right then, she went from furiously masturbating, to taking a few slower, rougher strokes. I for sure heard the sound of skin slapping.

She sounded in pain, almost grunting. She said, "Oh, God, yes, baby." It sounded like she was holding her breath while speaking. It triggered something in me. It reminded me of all the times I asked for a ride ("Yes, baby"), or a few dollars, ("Yes, baby"), or some other thing, ("Yes, baby"), and she'd gladly oblige. I shot a load all over myself and the bed.

I'm not gonna lie. For a long time after that, I would just call her name from down the hall, just to hear her say, "Yes, baby."

My boyfriend is deployed right now and I'm getting anxious for his return. I don't know when that will be. We don't get to talk much and it's killing me. I haven't cheated on him, but the temptation is starting to creep up on me. I know its silly, but I let a guy hold my hand on Halloween in a spook house. It felt good. Anyone have the same experience with their other being deployed? How did you handle it?
-starting to get lonely

i confess that i wanna teach everyone here on ML.com

the proper use of grammar

your vs you're

YOUR (IE: YOUR SHOES, YOUR PORN, YOUR DRUGS)
YOU'RE (YOU'RE = YOU ARE - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE)

their, there, and they're

(Many people are so spooked by apostrophes that a word like �they�re� seems to them as if it might mean almost anything. In fact, it�s always a contraction of �they are.� If you�ve written �they�re,� ask yourself whether you can substitute �they are.� If not, you�ve made a mistake. �Their� is a possessive pronoun like �her� or �our� �They eat their hotdogs with sauerkraut.�

Everything else is �there.� �There goes the ball, out of the park! See it? Right there! There aren�t very many home runs like that.� �Thier� is a common misspelling, but you can avoid it by remembering that �they� and �their� begin with the same three letters. Another hint: �there� has �here� buried inside it to remind you it refers to place, while �their� has �heir� buried in it to remind you that it has to do with possession.)

Hey, where'd all the niggers go? There used to be a lot of coons on this site and now they're gone or in hiding. Come on out, little spooks! Heeeere nigger nigger nigger! Come on out to play!!

I confess that I've been a whore all my life.
When I was 9 or 10 I was predatory on men & women.

Once, my neighbor, a nice 19 year old boy would hang around us kids outside. He was weird and awkward and fat, with a red face and shy eyes. I preyed on him and got him in trouble.

One day we were playing outside will all of the neighbor kids. More boys than girls and I wanted to join the game of wrestling. We all played and laughed. As the sun went down and more kids were called inside to dinner, I found myself "wrestling" on top of this 19 year old in the grass on the side of the road.
I found something a bit hard underneath my pussy. I knew I'd found the right spot. Like a whore, I started to move back n forth on it... knowing it would get harder if I kept up. This wasn't my first rodeo.
I slipped back n forth gently, hoping not to spook him... make him think it was accidental. Like I didn't know what I was doing.
He wore shiny basketball shorts (I now know they have underwear in them) smooth, shiny red. I wore a thin white panty and spandex shorts.
I rubbed a little harder. I knew I could cum this way if given the chance. I yearned for the feeling I had with a previous man.
I'm touching his belly, it's moving. Rocking as I rub purposefully now. He's not protesting! Great!
I think I better make this quick before I get caught or my mother calls me in. So I start to rub harder and harder. He is moving with me as I slide back n forth on his shaft. I'm wet, he's wet, I am slipping but my legs have a great grip on his sides. I'm strong, I ride him hard. I cum. I hear him start to laugh. I can feel the pulsing through the shorts, through my panties.

i crashed at a buddies house over the weekend on his couch after the bars, we were pretty fucked up. i woke up to him jerking my cock. not sure why but i just pretended to still be out, but i was getting so hard. i was so turned on wondering how far he would go. i kept my eyes closed but he definitely rubbed his cock on my lips, i opened my mouth a little but think that spooked him and he stopped. a min or two later he started jerking me again and eventually started sucking me. i seriously couldnt beleive he was sucking my cock. he's married and his wife was upstairs. i couldnt hold back and i came in his mouth but still managed to stay still. he pulled my shorts back up and quietly went back upstairs. next morning was a totally normal morning. not sure what to do now, but i kinda want to crash at his place again lol. im married too and have never done anything like this.

I confess that today, for the first time in my life I hooked up with a swinger couple from craigslist. They asked me to meet in a parking lot, I got there and I saw a few other guys sitting in cars like they too were waiting for this couple. After a minute or so the couple got out of a van and walked into the woods, I waited for a signal but they left the woods a few minutes later. They went back into their van, I was worried they were leaving but then they began walking out to the woods again, I went into the woods after them. I caught up to them and the husband raised his hand signaling me to stay where I was. I waited while they walked down the trail I watched him lay down a blanket and she began taking his cock out of his pants she knelt down and took his cock into her mouth. While I watched my boner began grew and grew. After she had sucked him for a while he motioned for me to join them. He greeted me and and told me I could take my cock out too. I stroked myself for a bit until he said "suck him now hun" her head went straight from his cock to mine, she never looked up to see the face of her husband or the man whos dick she was now sucking. Her lips moved up and down my shaft and her tongue caressed the underside of my head, It was bliss. Her husband asked me "is there anything else you like to do?" I responded "I like to eat pussy" she was still sucking me and she had started to stroke her husbands cock. "Lie down baby, on your back" he said. She stopped sucking me and leaned back onto the blanket and took her panties off of one leg. her husband moved toward her face and she took his dick in her mouth, working his dick in and out of her pretty mouth. He said "go ahead!" pointing at his wife's pussy. So I decided to dive in, I immediately began gently licking her clit with the tip of my tongue, intermittently sticking my tongue in her pussy. I then put one finger in and then two into her snatch, working her g-spot over with my hand while tonguing her clit. Her legs began to squirm and tighten around my head and i could hear her moan though the sound was muffled by her husbands cock. Her hand came down and grabbed my arm, and he said "she just came". He then reached into his pocket and pulled out an old, ratty looking trojan magnum condom, I scoffed and said "I think that's a bit much" But I tore open the package and put on the condom. His wife had already assumed the position, with her head down, still working her husband and her ass up, ready for me to slide my cock in. As my dick entered her hole she let out a brief muffled moan and I began to pump away. I held on to her hips and worked it in and out while I could tell her husband was getting ready to blow. I reached under her shirt and bra to grab a hold of her nice sized (c cup?) breast. Soon after her husband was cumming and she was moaning again. He sat there for a bit while I fucked his wife from behind and then we heard footsteps coming down the path, an older gentleman was passing through and apologized for interrupting, I could tell this had spooked them. As she put her panties back on her wife looked up at me for the first time of the whole encounter and smiled at me saying "thank you". We got our things together and I could tell they wanted me to go first so I started toward my car. I reached my vehicle, got in and waited for the couple to get into their vehicle. He began to drive I assumed he would want to make plans to meet up but when I tried to follow them he waved me off. I felt used, they both came and then bailed on me. I headed home horny and defeated.

There is more to this story, Ill post it tomorrow.

I would like to tell you a story about my honeymoon.

I moved from California, The City, to this island in Europe, ☘️. I settled in this small town and I do mean small. It had 2 shops to buy groceries and 4 pubs. I was in one of these pubs when I saw this really fit looking girl walk in. She had beautiful brown hair, these big blue eyes but what really caught my eye was her nipple pokies, they were huge. I went over and started a conversation with her and that was how it started.

She was living 3 miles outside of town with her parents and 6 sisters. (We went on vacation with 2 of her sisters but that crazy night is for a different story). I've been trying for months to have sex or even a blowjob with no luck, she was a good Catholic girl. She went to mass every Sunday, said Grace before and after meals and once a week would say the Rosary. The most I was getting was a feel of her boobs and her nipples through her clothes.

9 months after meeting her I talked her into going to this fancy hotel in the west of the island. I booked a room and a meal with a bottle of Champagne. After booking in I headed down for a drink as she was getting ready. I was sitting at our table as she was led in and she was turning heads. She looked like a model the way she walked in sporting a lovely red dress with her nipples poking, what a sight. During the meal a ask her to marry me and she accepted. We had some more drinks then headed up to the room. I thought I was going to finally get layed tonight but as hard as I tried she wouldn't give it up. I did eventually get to see her almost naked, I got her to take off the dress and she also took off her bra ....OMG.....her boobs were as pale, she had Ghost nipples and those nipples were even bigger than what I imagined. They were definitely the thickness of a Chapstick lip balm and an inch long. As the night went on I got her to give me a handjob. She was kneeling between my legs and as she was stroking my dick her boobs were bouncing....what a site. Her hand got a bit wet and she asked me was it sperm, I told her to keep it up and she would see some soon. With that she was tugging even harder and those boobs, even though they were firm,  were still bouncing and flopping everywhere. More wetness got onto her hand and asked again was this sperm but this time I took over and told her I was almost there. With that she moved closer to get a better look when ..,.....BANG......the first shot lands on her hair, her eyes got as wide and a gasp came out of her open mouth.......bang......2 more shots. The first went into her mouth and the second went up her nose and also caked her eye. She leaned backwards with her pale tits violently bouncing around from her gagging on my cum and the same time bubbles were coming from her nostril. I said to myself, why not, so I finished wanking myself shooting my last drop of cum on her boobs.

9 months later it was our wedding day. It was held in her local church, we were waiting what seemed like an hour when the organist started playing " Here Comes the Bride" . She really looked stunning. Her makeup really made her blue eyes stand out even more. The Bridal dress showed what a perfect body she had and I could see her now "Trademark" pokies showing. As she stood next to me I noticed that she had a tan, it was a spray tan, and all I thought was I won't see her pale breast for a while.

The reception was going well. The meal was very tasty, the band was rocking it and the alcohol was flowing.  Before we knew it the band were saying thanks and goodnight and the bar staff were shouting " last orders". With everyone drifting away we said goodnight and headed up to the honeymoon suite. We were talking about what a great day it was and about our trip tomorrow. We got to our roomi opened the door and let her in and before I got a chance to shut the door she was behind me taking off my jacket and then yanking the buttons on the shirt open, pulling it from my arms. She then shot in front and while kissing me she was struggling to open the belt . She eventually got the belt undone and it didn't take long when she pulled my pants and boxers down at the same time. She threw me onto the bed and undid her dress. She slipped it off her shoulders and it fell to the floor exposing her silk stockings with lace around her thighs and matching bra and g-string panties.....WOW ....... I pulled her onto the bed and slipped her very wet g-string to one side and just slipped into her pussy. I only gave  8-9 thrusts into her when I could feel and see her legs trembling. 5-6 more times and I could hear this quiet but high-pitched squeals and her eyes started to roll in her head. The trembling legs soon turned into her hole body quivering,her eyes were now all white. After about 20 mins and 2 more trembling orgasms from her I emptied my load into her. We laid in each other's arms trying to catch our breath. Before long I could feel her hands on my cock getting me ready for another round. After getting her squealing and trembling again I shot what little I had and just collapsed, I was exhausted. We fell asleep with her in my arms. 

I was awoken from my sleep by my wife fondling my limp dick and playing with my balls. I was so so tired, I pretended to be still sleeping hoping she would give up, but she just kept it going. She started to move in the bed, whisper my name but I kept my eyes closed and played dead. The next thing she shifted a small bit and I could actually feel her nipples poking me. This gave her some hope because I could feel my cock slightly coming to life and so could she. The second she felt it I could just feel her working harder. I'm telling you she kept at it for a good hour. It was almost hard and she was still quietly trying to wake me but what happened next is she threw her leg over me and tried to slide my dick inside of her. It was still too limp but she kept in giving it a go. She was reaching behind hoping to get it in and she was trying in front. She was shoving the head of my cock and grinding on it with no luck but then she reaches behind this time she squeezes further down the shaft, I can feel the head getting fuller, places it between her pussy lips,  sits down and  moans,  it feel it in her. Once she was on it she used it. I still kept my eyes shut but that didn't bother her at all I could feel my self getting to full size inside of her. She was hopping and grinding on me I could hear that high-pitched screech and feel her legs start to shake as she gyrates on my dick,b then I can feel her legs tighten,  her fingers squeezing my ribs, and them the gasping. She just slips off and cuddles into my and falls to sleep.......she just used me......(this is what made the vacation with her 2 sisters easier) The next morning I didn't mention a thing about it and she didn't either.

 Off to the airport for our honeymoon to my hometown, The City, I was looking forward to introducing her to all my family and friends and show her the sites of the city. 

We spent a few days with my family just catching up on all the news and some needed sleep. We planned to see some of the city today and off we went. My wife was really looking good today. She had on a white pair of shorts and a tight fitted tank top. When we arrived downtown she couldn't believe the amount of people and from all different races and religions. Coming from a small town there would be a huge difference. As we went from place to place I noticed how many heads were being turned by my wife. It's only then that I noticed .........OMG......she was wearing no bra and the tank top was so tight it was giving her nipples no place to go. Her nipples were like bullets today. She was so busy looking at the sites and stalls she was oblivious to the people around her (That what happens when you grow up in the middle of nowhere). As she was lost looking at different stalls, I backed away just to see the bigger picture. And what a picture I saw. I stood back for 15 minutes just watching and I couldn't believe what I saw. The number of men who double back to get a better look but what really surprised me was  the voyeurs I don't khow many were taking photos or videos of her pokies. I saw about 10 men who took photos of her and all I was thinking is , there's going to be a lot of men wanking to photos of my wife. I really enjoyed it.

The next day we planned a drive 3 hours north of the city after some brunch with some old friends of mine. That morning my wife anked me for my opinion on a dress that she bought in one of the stalls yesterday. She came out wearing a loose sundress with Hawaiian print. I thought it was a beautiful dress but she wanted to know if I think it was too short. Well as she modeled it for me I told her I could almost see her Butt cheeks. At one stage she picked up a glass of wine from the table and I could see her g-string disappearing between her ass. I took a look at the dress and noticed that the strings were only knotted and I might be able to undo them. I managed to unknot them and it added about 5 inches to the length, she was so happy. We had a great time at the Brunch. The food was tasty and there was loads of drink there. I was driving so I didn't have any alcohol but the wife made up for it. She was trying anything that was offered. In those couple of hours I never seen her drink that much. The only thing that I noticed was she was more animated with her hands. It was only then that I saw by lowering the dress it also dropped the material from under her arms (getting the spray tan for the wedding she kept on a bra so she was showing nice tan lines). She was showing a nice side boob not a full slip, every now and then. Time was passing by and we had a long drive ahead of us, said our goodbyes and off we went

The car was roasting hot and the AC was broken, so the windows were rolled down to the last and the wife took control of the music. Traffic was moving but very slowly but we were moving. It must've been 10 minutes into the drive when I noticed a pickup truck in the lane inside of us driving funny. He would slow down then catch up, slow down and drive a long side. I gust thought it a bit strange. Herself was happy out  changing the songs untill she found one she likes and sings along. It was as she changed the station, i again noticed her side boob, and it was a gorgeous site to see, her really pale boob against the tan. It only came to me a bit later, that's what the pickup driver was doing. He was getting an eye full of her pale boob.

Traffic slowed down again. The wife found a station that she liked so the channel hopping stoped. I could see she was slowing down, the alcohol was catching up on her. I see in the mirrors that the driver of the pickup was getting close again. I looked over and the wife was singing away but the straps of her dress are down near her elbows. I think the only thing holding the dress up is her always there pokies. Alongside pulls the pickup and this time his window is just behind ours. He is definitely getting a hard-on seeing a nice tit almost poping out.  I speed up that small bit and pull over a lane only to see the pickup trying to change as well. I told the wife that I think she was an admirer telling her about how the pickup driver would drive a long side. She wanted to see for herself so I slowed the car and waited. She didn't pull the straps up like I though but she pulled the material down a small bit more. Sure enough he pulls along side. She kept on singing like he wasn't there but she really had that boob almost out. He started to cross back into the first lane he was in because there was a junction coming up, it was only then did she look to see what he looked like. She said that it was some older man in his 60s and she felt sorry for the old man and she should have flashed him a full boob. When I heard that I tried to get over before the turn off to see if she really would. There's 2 lanes going the direction we wanted to go and 2 lanes going the direction of the pickup was going and the pickup was in the farthest away. I got over as close as I can and tried to get in front so I might be in his view, and it worked. I could see him indicating to get over. I could see him forcing his way over and just in time he pulls by us again. I said to the wife looks who's alongside of us she looks over and screams grandad and with that she turns to face him and pulls down the top of her dress shaking her tit to give him a real eyeful. He went to the south and we kept North and she settles down and said I bet you that made his week. 

I needed to stretch my legs and take a pee, so I pulled into a dinner just off the highway. There was a good few cars parked in the yard so I thought it can't be that bad. We parked and headed in. We were given a booth and a menu but all I wanted was a coffee and an apple pie, while the wife only wanted a coffee. I headed off to find the restrooms. They were kind of new looking but the far-off cubicle was in darkness. I don't know what made me notice that. I got back we finished the pie and our coffees when the wife asked me how to get to the restrooms. I gave her the directions and I welt to pay the bill. To my surprise I jjonky just paid it and there she was back already. She thought it was too lonely and got scared. We headed back to the restroom and I said that I'll be just outside the door but she wanted me to gi in with her. I said that I couldn't go into the lady's. In-between the lady's and the men's was a handicap restroom that I'll take her in there. She checked to see if it was free and in we went. She spotted a covered hole about 4 inches long and 3 inches wide in the wall, this really spooked her. She was saying that someone could be spying. I said that I doubt it's a spy hole but it could be a glory hole. I thought that this wall was attached to the men's cubicle that was in darkness. The wife wanted to know what is a glory hole so I told her. She couldn't believe that there was anything like that. As she was washing her hands we could hear noise coming fro from behind the wall. We both stood in silence and stared at the wall, then out of the wall came this tiny little dick......it was a glory hole.......we looked at each other in silence. After about 2 minutes the tiny dick disappeared back into the wall. We waited for the footsteps to stop before we ran out to the car. We were just about to leave when we hear more noises in the hallway and more coming from the wall. Another dick appears through the hole. This one had the weirdest shape to it. It was longer than the first one but this had the shape of a really big bend in it. The wife asked me could she touch it. I said do anything you wanted. Over she went with her index finger and started to rub it. Then she used the rest of the fingers and as she was getting braver started giving it a full grip hand job. Then he shot his load then disappear back out of the hole. She washed her hands again and was all chat about it. As she bent over giving banana dick hand job I had my hands up her dress playing with her wet pussy. I don't know was it from the flashing the pickup guy or the thought of this place that got her going. Things got busy and we could hear a lot of people coming and going when all of a sudden there was more noise from the wall. This time what appeared was nothing that I've seen before. It was the thickest dick that I ever seen. Now I must say that I'm kind of big. When my wife would give me a hand job her fingers couldn't meet but this one would make mine look tiny. Have you ever seen these bodybuilders with these huge muscles with veins bulging out, well that is what it looked like. I looked at the wife and her mouth was open and  her eyes wide. This was definitely the first black dick that she saw. She didn't even ask this time but went straight for it. Like I said her fingers can't touch when she's stroking my cock but her grip came only halfway. She was using her 2 hands to do the job. The next thing we hear it the person on the other side of the wall shout, "hay bitch suck me" and with that down went her head and opened her mouth as wide and started to such him. I was trying to get her to do that for over a year and didn't get it. After a bit she went back to stroking him when another shout came saying " back into it" she didn't move " did you hear what I said, back into me bitch". With that she turned around lifted her dress and slid her g-string to one side, reached back and tried. She was trying hard. She was backing and you could see the pain on her face. She'd fry getting lower, she would try higher and she would go back to trying to force him in. I wispered to her that I'll help. I knew she was wet inside her pussy but I was thinking that her outer lips were too dry. My fingers slid inside of her so easy. I would use my wet fingers and lube her with her own juices. After I finished I said to her to try now. But before I had the words out of my mouth, she was backing into him again. This time her face of pain turned to a face of pleasure. She got it in. He was really banging her the high-pitched squealing echoing in the restroom. She had nothing to brace herself on so she put her hands onto the floor. I then noticed that her hands were sliding on the floor where banana dick cum was. The sight of all of this had me as hard I saw that face in half pain and half pleasure with her mouth open. I knew what to do. Out comes my dick and into the open moutn. She was like a " pig on a spit". I stuffed my dick so deep into her mouth and kept it there until she started to gag. I took it back out and before she could catch her breath, back her throat again. The gagging, the choking and the squealing. I pulled out and let her catch her breath. The next thing the body shakes came. Her knees were actually wobbling. The shaking got more violent ( from her having an orgasm and pure exhaustion)  she was almost too tired to squeal, then her knees just collapsed to the floor her face turned sideways in banana man's cum and having steroid dick screaming " get back here bitch and finish the job". I eventually got her standing and cleaned up. We got out to the car and continued our journey. Our sex life was put on hold for a few days. I waited for her to start things and she is still quivering, squealing and now giving me blowjob's.

Well she's now a Catholic girl gone bad.

Okay, I confess. There is nothing worse than a liver-lipped, no working, crack sucking, rib licking, chicken frying, welfare cheating, burr headed, drunk ass, word slurring, tar head, porch monkey, spear chucker, yard ape, coon, savage, native, darkie, pickininnie, watermelon head, knuckle dragging, spook, colored, tar headed nigger. And another thing. Why is it that everywhere you go these days, there is a nigger talking on a cell phone? They are always talking real loud and all you can hear is mup da do didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuhgen bix nood cof bin dub ho muh fuhgga. What the hell is that? Why would a race that can't speak anything but unintelligible gibberish be so obsessed with a communication device? It makes me wonder what the world is coming to.

Ok. So two things I fucking hate more than shit porn:

1. NO AUDIO FOR CAM RECORDINGS. HOW DUMB ARE YOU TO NOT CAPTURE AUDIO? Hearing a young girl cum like she's trapped in a Kubrick film is half the fun.

2. If there happens to be audio, the stupid cunt on the other end is blaring HARDCORE GANGSTER RAP MUSIC. I guess if she's dumb enough to think I'm a Jonas brother, she's dumb enough to cum to some spook screaming in her ear.

10 REASONS WHY I HATE NIGGERS

1. Just look at them. They still resemble the apes that they were derived from. Same ape-shaped face, wide fucking nose, massive lips, and same nasty looking paws.

2. They are welfare hogging pieces of shit. When someone actually needs a little bit of help from welfare, they usually cannot receive it due to all the spooks living off of everyone else�s work.

3. Why not hate them? What purpose do they serve on earth, other than to make it unsuitable for everyone else?

4. They stink extremely bad.

5. They can barely speak properly. I hate listening to those ebonics speaking pieces of shit and trying to decipher what the fuck they are mumbling about. Maybe if they�d take some time away from stealing, robbing, raping, and ruining the world for everyone else�they could spend some time getting an education.

6. They make me mad seeing them on TV. BET? Why is it necessary to devote an entire channel to them? Do we really need to see them trying to make �music� while jumping around on stage just like their ape ancestors? No, we don�t. Maybe if they�d remove stupid shit like this, then maybe future niggers wouldn�t try to imitate these idiots.

7. Those stupid fucks wearing pants that are falling down to their knees. Um, hello you stupid niggers. It�s bad enough that we have to see your stupid faces and other uncovered regions. We really don�t want to see your nasty lower regions being exposed. If we wanted to see that, we have zoos and Animal Planet to get our fix for those who have a fascination with looking at apes exposed.

8. They walk around constantly grabbing their dicks. Why is that? Are they secretly scratching at their venereal diseased cocks? Or, are they just trying to imitate their ape ancestors?

9. They ruin cars. Have you seen these idiots who sell crack to make enough money to put 24 inch wheels on a car designed for 14 inch wheels? They make them look like some sort of monster truck or something. STOP IT NIGGERS! Just because you have the minds of chimps doesn�t mean you should be entitled to destroy automobiles.

10. They ruin sports. It�s pretty bad trying to watch a sporting event and all you can see is a jersey/uniform on the screen. They are the reason they had to start putting names on the back. Who the fuck can tell them apart? When all you see is a shiny black image, it�s really hard to tell them apart. You stupid spooks.

ADD YOURS PLEASE. 88

I was helping my wife's sister cut her grass this morning and she was wearing a really loose tank top with no bra. Whenever she would lean over I had a great side view of her boobs. The best part was when she was on the mower her boobs would jiggle in and out of the sides of the tank top. At one point her whole boob was out the side, she pulled the tank over to cover it but it jiggled out again. I have to help her finish sunday and I want to let her know I like what I see but I don't want to spook her. My confession is I guess I'd like to see or play with her boobs maybe even a titfuck w/o my wife(her sister) knowing.

There was this one other time...
As soon as we'd gotten to the bar and had sat down at a table, this guy walks straight up to the table and he stands there, staring at my date's petite body with obvious drooling lust. Then he looks at me, then he looks back at her, then he turns and walks away.
My date and I just look at each other, and then I shrug, like I got no clue.
I was kinda pissed at him though, because I'd explicitly stated DO NOT APPROACH HER OR US! NOT UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FUCK HER!
He obviously wasn't a real bright guy though, so okay, I let it go. And he wasn't handsome either. He probably hadn't had a girlfriend in 10 years, if ever.
She hadn't gotten spooked by him, luckily, so a few minutes later my date was dancing alone, in the crowd, to the live band. I sat with my pint of IPA, watching her, and waiting for it.
I knew that she would shake her booty until she got sweaty from dancing, and then she would duck outside to the dark area where people go to smoke, and the not-bright guy knew that too, because I'd told him.

Yesterday (Sunday, 3/5/17) was supposed to be another gang bang for the Denver Old Guys Crew, but it devolved into a MMF threesome (with the hubby mostly watching) since our organizer, Robby, came down with a last-minute fever and several guys were no-shows. Nonetheless a fun time was had by all. This time our target lady was a curvy 50-y/o brunette, whose husband offered her up as a sexual sacrifice to a bunch of horny senior citizens. Well, I was the only legit one in the bunch (age 65), whereas the other guy who showed up at this north Denver ranch-style house (Denny) wasn't yet on the wrong side of 60.

After the two of us socialized with husband Tom in the main floor family room, and it became obvious that no one else was going to arrive anywhere close to the scheduled one p.m. start time, he led us down to a basement bedroom where Annie was lying on her back on a double bed, blindfolded and with her arms secured to the bedposts with Velcro-type restraints. She had on a leopard-print blouse, unbuttoned most of the way down to show off her purple bra that supported some major DD tits, but that was all she wore. Naked from the waist down, her thick thighs spread in anticipation (or perhaps dread), she was showing off a neatly trimmed bush that covered most of her pussy.

Denny and I quickly stripped off and jumped onto the bed, him to her right and me to her left. I unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her bra up to her chin, releasing her breasts to allow each of us to suck on a nipple. We reached for her pussy at the same moment, and I relented to allow Denny to finger her first. A minute or so later, he was face-down between her legs and licking like a madman. Meanwhile I'd climbed up higher on the bed and laid my semi-erect cock into her hand while leaning over and French kissing her. Soon we switched places and I was eating her pussy, while Denny cantilevered over her so she could suck his dick.

Before long we realized the arm restraints were more trouble than they were worth, so I peeled the Velcro apart and Annie sat up in bed so we could remove her bra and blouse. This allowed her to provide us with dueling hand jobs while we once again took turns finger-fucking her and playing with her tits.

Tom was bouncing back and forth between standing in the doorway to watch us three play, and popping back upstairs to see if anyone had shown up late. By the time 2:00 had rolled around, he gave up on any latecomers and simply parked himself, fully clothed, near the foot of the bed to enjoy watching his wife get nailed. Denny was first man in, his thick stubby cock with the massive mushroom head sliding in and out of her drenched slit. Annie tugged on my dick while she was getting pounded but, after about five intense minutes, she got hit with an asthma attack and asked Denny to pull out -- which he did immediately. Tom ran upstairs to get Annie's inhaler while I helped her to sit up and catch her breath. While this situation could have put a damper on the afternoon, she was raring to go again after a few puffs from that device.

Denny seemed a bit too spooked to restart his fucking -- he'd lost his hard-on, which you could hardly blame him for -- and besides he's REALLY out of shape (easily 260 pounds on a 5-8 frame), so instead he sat things out while I got into position for some more cock-sucking. With her hands free, Annie went to work on me and did a masterful job. Halfway through the blowjob her husband dove down and started to eat her out. This increased her enthusiasm for me, and she took my dick all the into her throat and doubled the pace. A couple of minutes later I was ready to blow my wad, so I provided an early warning of what was to cum, but she continued to suck and stroke, so I cut loose and she swallowed every darned drop!

As I backed off, breathing somewhat heavily from the exertion, she sat up again and took a long drink of soda to clear her palate, followed by another puff off her inhaler. Denny was up and ready, so Annie rolled over and got onto her knees so my companion could fuck her doggie-style. He pounded away some more but she was getting sore -- it had to be that extra-thick dick -- so instead she swapped places with him so he could lie on his back. She dove between his wide-spread legs and began to blow him. Not wishing to be left out of the equation, Tom again rammed his face up against her pussy, this time from behind. As Denny got closer to ejaculating, he reached down with his left hand and stroked his shaft furiously while Annie kept her lips wrapped around that massive mushroom. It didn't take long for him to fill her mouth, and she swallowed his entire load as well.

Annie returned to lying on her back while Denny and I worked her over orally. Our efforts failed to yield an orgasm, however, so it was Tom who took over and got her off. In this particular case, familiarity obviously trumped effort. Us two guys hung around for another 20 minutes or so; Annie put her blouse back on, since the basement felt a bit chilly without all the physical movement. We chatted about non-sexual things as we got dressed and agreed that we'd all had a very nice time. After giving the lady of the house goodbye kisses, Tom led Denny and me back upstairs and we hit the road. Later that evening I received a nice text message from the couple, asking if I'd be interested in a return match. "You never got to fuck her," Tom wrote, "so we'd love to have you back sometime. She really liked you." Very kind words, indeed!

is oprah a spade or a spook or a porch monkey thankfully she is geting of the air

Hey everybody! I've been surfing the site quite a bit the past few days taking a look at everybody's kinks and revisiting a few of mine I haven't entertained in a while. Mentally wallowing in my fetishes made me start thinking about some of the past sexual events of my life. I love hearing about other people's fantasies and real life exploits, hopefully some of you will enjoy hearing about mine.

I started at an early age (13). My first experiences were with other males and led to an ongoing affair with my best friend who was one year younger than me. As a matter of fact, I had been sexually active for four years before I had my first sexual encounter with a female. Well, that's not entirely true, but to be fair I really didn't know what we were doing when I had my very first encounter with a girl so things I would have done had I known what I do now were left completely unexplored.

My best friend and I had been sexually active with each other for about a year when I had an experience that has stayed with me my entire life. I lived in a rural area, but not too rural. It was a short bike ride into town on the state highway that ran just a few yards from my home. I'd grown big enough by the age of 14 that nobody questioned my age in a couple of the local convenience stores that sold our favorite magazines (Club, Hustler, and High Society) so every now and then I would ride into town and pick up a couple new magazines for us to peruse with the money we pilfered from here and there. One afternoon while riding back from the store I stopped at an old fashioned rest area on the highway just outside of town. Picture a good sized nicely manicured lawn surrounded on all sides by trees with a few picnic tables, and a path leading from the parking area to an old style well water pump in the middle of the area then splitting off in two directions to the outhouses all the way at the back of the plot of land. I rode my bike to the back of the area to the mens outhouse and dropped it on the ground. I figured while I was sitting there on the throne I'd take a moment to peruse the newly acquired reading material.

While I was sitting there enjoying one of the magazines I didn't realize another person had come up the walkway to the outhouse until the door swung open and I saw a man standing in the doorway. He was an older man, in his 50's, chubby and with white hair so short it was almost stubble. He quickly apologized and closed the door. I figured I'd been busted so before I got into any trouble for having porn magazines I quickly stuffed them back in my duffel bag, wiped my ass and started on my way out of there.

To my surprise, the man was standing outside the door waiting for me. As I went to walk past him he stopped me and asked if I minded if he borrowed one of my magazines for a few minutes. He sensed that I was feeling uncomfortable with being busted and told me he knew I was under 18 and said it was ok with him. I remember admitting my actual age to him and he assured me it was cool and he wasn't going to rat me out or anything like that. The few words we exchanged made me feel pretty comfortable with him so I gave him the bag, he picked one out and disappeared into the outhouse stall. While I was waiting for him to finish and return my magazine I noticed he left the door to the stall halfway open. I took a few steps to the right so I could see around the door into the stall and saw that he wasn't even using the toilet. He was standing there just inside the door with his pants around his ankles stroking his cock to the book he'd just borrowed from me. I'm normally very shy face to face but seeing this old guy who could have been my grandfather stroking his magnificent rod made my mouth water and I knew I wanted to get it on with him. Praying I didn't spook him I stepped far enough over for him to see me and said "Having fun in there?". It didn't take long for me to find out if my boldness was going to pay off or not.

"Why don't you come in here with me?" he asked. He didn't need to ask me twice. I was instantly in the stall with him. "Take your pants off and play with yourself" he said. I wasted no time undoing my jeans and dropping them to the floor. My cock was already hard before I even had the button undone and when it sprang out at him he gasped, like he had just seen the most beautiful thing ever. I started stroking my cock for him, his eyes riveted to me as I played for him, and my eyes to him. The meat he had between his legs made my mouth water and I wanted very badly to drop to my knees and swallow him deep. I figured my boldness had already gotten me this far so I made another bold move. I flat out asked him "Do you want me to give you a blow job?". At first he said no, but I could tell he really meant yes. We stroked for a little longer and I asked him again, do you want me to give you a blow job? His response was a little less convincing this time. So I said to him it's ok, I really want to and I promise you're not going to get into any trouble. It's our secret. He unwrapped his hand from his shaft and put it on the back of my head as he stepped toward me. I dropped to my knees in the dirty outhouse and took him in my hand before wrapping my mouth around him and getting my wish of sucking his beautiful cock.

When he first felt my mouth on him he groaned and pushed my head down deeper on his dick. He told me to keep stroking myself while I blew him. I raised my eyes, my mouth filled with his cock and saw him looking down at me stroking myself while I gobbled his meat. His cock was short, but not too short. Just long enough to comfortably fit all the way to the back of my throat without choking me when I went all the way down on him. It also had a nice girth to it so my mouth felt completely full, but not overfilled. I can't even begin to describe the taste of his skin, but I still have flashbacks to that particular flavor even all these years later. I pulled my dick for him, putting on a show while I completely lost myself in sucking his perfectly proportioned cock. All I could think was "Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm here doing this completely nasty, slutty thing!" Unfortunately I got too wrapped up in sucking him and didn't pay enough attention to pacing myself and the next thing I knew I was blowing my load all over the floor. I felt it coming before it actually blew but by the time I realized I was going to shoot it was too late for me to back off and stop it.

So there I was, in a rest area outhouse with a perverted old stranger's cock in my mouth while I milked myself out on the floor at his feet. I came so hard I had to take him out of my mouth while I caught my breath. He voiced his approval of my show and told me he really liked watching me make myself cum. I stroked his cock and played with his balls while he talked to me. He then instructed me to wet my hand with spit and cup his balls while he jerked himself off. With my spit soaked hand massaging his nutsack I knelt on the floor at his feet, my jeans still around my ankles, while he furiously pumped himself. After only a few strokes he said to me "I'm gonna cum, do you want it?" I told him I just wanted to watch him blow, and blow he did. He pointed his cock to the floor and shot like a rocket, his cum hitting the floor, mixing with the sizable puddle I left at his feet. When he finished milking himself dry he said to me we should probably get out of there. As much as I wanted to continue playing with him I agreed it was best we not push our luck. He told me he was going to leave and I should stay there for a few minutes so nothing would look suspicious in case anybody else had happened to stop at the rest area.

I sat down on the toilet while I waited, still not believing what had just happened and already the fantasies were building. I started thinking about what it would have felt like if he had leaned me over the toilet and shoved his cock up my tight ass, which is exactly what I thought about all the way home. For weeks I spent a lot more time than usual riding my bike up and down the highway, watching the rest area for any sign of him. Every moment I was able to steal away for some wank time was spent thinking about either his thick cock pressing into my bowels and shooting me full of filthy old pervert cum or my mouth wrapping around it until he coated the back of my throat. I fantasized about what it would be like to talk him in to taking me home where we could play unfettered. In my fantasies I'd reckoned he was a single man, living by himself in a nice quiet house with no nosy neighbors. I could ride my bike to his house and hide it out of sight, go in and let him have his way with me, fucking my mouth and ass to his heart's content. My deepest desire was to find this sick old fuck again and become his personal fuck toy. Sadly I only ran into him one time after that. I had stopped at the rest area to grab a drink of water from the fountain and use the toilet. As I was leaving I made it half way down the path and looked up to see him walking towards me on his way to the outhouse. We gave each other a knowing nod but I was crushed by the fact I couldn't just turn around and follow him back to the stall because there was a family there having a picnic who would have seen us both going in together. I never saw him again after that. Almost 30 years later I still fondly remember that nameless grandpa and it makes my cock twitch and rise to this day thinking about what happened and fantasizing about what could have been.