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03 Oct 2009 7:13PM

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i have to confess that i am heinrich blomfarden, and for over sixty years i have been living in san puerto de dildos south america, in 1943 i was in charge of the fuhrer Adolf Hitlers sock drawer, i know i was wrong but we in the ss had sworn an oath to serve our leader, i've hidden for too long with my wife Hildegard and son rolf and daughter brunhilde, and it's time to face my punishment, i hope the world will forgive me and my crimes, my gardener pablo says i should stay and hide and my houseboy domingo says i should too, but no i cant stay at 98 years old life in prison seems reasonable for my crime of pressing the fuhrers socks .