ok this is not even close to sexual, in fact it's disgusting. but i figured if i was gonna share it, it would be on motherless....
about a week ago i got the biggest fucking hemmoroid i've ever had. i could barely walk or move, it was fucking painful and embarrassing. yesterday walking home, it popped. DUDE..... it was a river of puss down my leg for 30 seconds. luckily i wasn't too far from home, but the smell was one of the most septic, nasty smells i've ever smelled.
additionally, it was one of the most relieving and amazing feelings ever. i came home, took a shower (threw out my boxers) smoked a bunch of weed, and relished in my victory. i'm keeping my butthole a lot cleaner from now on.
there you go.
