Our house had two stories. Our master bedroom overlooked the tee box of a golf course. I use to love fucking my wife with the windows open as guys were on the course. I slide my cock into my petite little wife as she grabbed the window sill. She'd comment on the guys saying how cute and fit they were. I would cum in her from behind so she could watch them.

Sje would parade around nude even when I wasn't there letting guys enjoy her body. She would often use her big cold to fuck herself as she stood watching the various men.

It wasn't until she started to sun tan top less in the back yard for them to see. A few brave ones would walk over and ask if she needed help with the lotion. She never refused there help and would take them inside for lemonade and water.

She'd stand top less serving the guys and she wouldn't care if I was home or not. She loved the attention and watching them get hard. 

(Parody of The Night Before Christmas written by Clement C. Moore)

T'was the fright before Christmas. No one upset me
With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV

I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair,
In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there.

The children were lying awake without sleep
They'd seen all his movies. He gives 'em the creeps.

I'd cued up Cukoo's Nest with my trusty remote,
To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat.

When out in the yard there arose such a noise,
I turned off the TV to see what it was.

And what to my wondering eyes should approach?
But the Los Angeles Lakers and Pat Riley, their coach.

The limo was racing; the team at it's heels.
That's when I saw him the man at the wheel.

He ranted and cursed. Waved round his swizzle stick.
And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick.

More rapid than the Celtics, these Lakers they came.
He screamed like a madman and called them by name:

'Now Magic, now Worthy, now Scott and Kareem
On Cooper, on Rambus, and the rest of the team.'

Down the chimney St. Nicholson came with a groan.
Then he brushed off the soot and said, 'Honey I'm home!'

He was wearing a trench coat. With beer it was stained.
And shirt clawed to shreds by Shirley McLaine

He had a fat face, and flabby beer belly
From too many trips to the bar and the deli.

'It's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy.
I only get calls to play weirdoes and crazies'

And middle-aged has beens with washed up careers.
But I'll fix 'em all and play Santa this year.'

And with that he buried his head in the sack
And said, 'Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack.

'A hatchet for Daddy,' he reared back his head,
'To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed.

'And a stiff drink for Mommy, in a nice tall glass.
She could really use something to kill that bug up her chimney!'

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face,
He threw all the stockings into the fireplace.

What could I do? What could I say?
What would I wear on my feet Christmas Day?

I asked for a reason, and turning his head,
He looked straight at me, and here's what he said:

'Why? Do you wanna' know why? Do you really wanna' know why, Pal?

'I'll tell you why. When you're out Christmas shopping. You know, doing your little Christmas things with all your little Christmas friends, spreading all that Christmas cheer with those stupid Christmas songs. Did you ever stop and think of picking up a little something for old Jack, huh? Did you ever stop to think of what Jack might like for Christmas?

'You know, Jack, from the movies, up on the big screen? Pouring his heart out, giving it everything he's got, day in and day out, just trying as hard as he can to bring a tiny little bit of sunshine into your miserable, little hum-drum lives. Did you ever think of good old Jack, huh, for a second? No, not once! Maybe old Jack just wasn't that good, huh? Maybe I wasn't good enough in The Postman Always Rings Twice. Acted my guts out for you in that one! Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Witches of freaking Eastwick, Prizzi's freaking Honor! All for you pal, just to brighten things up for ya!

'Not good enough though is it? No, you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too, huh? Isn't that what you want, Pal?

'Okay, let's make things real bright around here! What do you say we decorate the tree? String up these pretty lights here! Oh, she's looking brighter already! Why don't we take this cute little angel and ram her on the top branch huh? Ha ha ha! How about some gasoline for the whole freaking thing? I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be! What do you say we light her up, and chuck her through the old picture window here, huh, pal? No sense in having a tree as bright as all that and not giving the neighbors a chance to see, don't ya think, huh?

'There, aren't you glad old Jack stopped by? Huh, huh, huh? Ha!'

The flames towered brightly in the cold wintery sky,
As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye.

And an age may unfold ere I fail to regret
That visit from St. Nicholson. Which I'd sooner forget.

But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
That I'll always remember that devilish grin.

And his voice crying out ere he faded from sight,
'Merry Christmas to all, and I hope I never see you again as long as I live, for crying out loud!'

Last week at this time I was at a bbq where my hostess had kindly thought of me and invited her friend Ben, the cutest little twink I’ve seen in quite a bit. Anyway, we had chemistry from the start and all afternoon we flirted like teens. Bumping and rubbing casually in passing. The day wore on and the alcohol flowed and in a not so casual moment I caught him coming out of the bathroom and pushed him back in locking the door behind me. After one fast probing kiss I pulled his shorts down and sucked his hardening cock into my mouth. The most brazen thing I’ve done in years! The vodka did help lol. Lucid enough to know I didn’t want to be caught I made no pretense of this blow job. I wanted cum and I wanted it fast. Ben obliged handsomely. I swallowed the first cum that wasn’t my own in three and a half months and it was fantastic! I stood, pulling his shorts up and got my own surprise kiss in return. We scooted out of the bathroom without being caught and rejoined the party with nobody the wiser. I knew right then we weren’t done.

Ensconced in the darkest corner of the yard watching fireworks with his hands rubbing my inner thighs sending goosebumps throughout my body he agreed to come home with me. I wish I could tell you that it was romantic but it wasn’t. It was urgent needful primal sex. Which looking back might have been romantic in its own right. We gave and took from each other what we needed in the moment and fell asleep sated. The morning brought if not tenderness, a more luxurious languid love making. I saw him to the door and with his cum leaking out of me kissed him and invited him to the party I was hosting that day.

My male straight cuz is about to fuck me the back yard
... pics to follow I love his cousin cock in me

So,, what do you guys think... finally had first nice day for bakini in the back yard...

I posted on here a month or so ago about meeting a guy at a coffee shop who took me to his apartment and pissed on me and fucked me. Since then a lot has happened.

My husband still won't piss on me but because I tried a lot to get him to do it he asked me why. I first made up a story about someone at work talking about it and he said he didn't want to do that.

We went Saturday a couple weeks after I got pissed on to our friend's (husband and wife) house to hang out for a bit. Her and I ended up driving back to my house to get a few things for dinner and I asked her if she'd ever been pissed on. She said it happened a couple times but she wasn't sure what to think about it. When we got to my house I asked her to go to the back yard and get naked with me. We never did anything before but it just seemed like a good day so she went along with me. I made sure the hose was on ready and knelt down in the grass while she stood over me. She was so short that I had to get her a stepstool and she laughed as she tried to get in position. She looked so hot holding her pussy open I could barely wait

When she started pissing it hit me on the neck. I leaned forward with my mouth open and let it flow in and dribble out down my body. It was a sharp salty taste and I moved to let it spray all over my face. I got it all over and felt it run all the way down between my legs.

She finished and I asked her to spray the hose near me so I could rinse my eyes. I made sure I was still piss-soaked when I finally stood up and smiled and told her it was her turn. She was nervous as she knelt down and I stood on the stool.

I have been practicing aiming in the shower and when it started flowing I hit her right on the nose. Her eyes closed quick but she kept her mouth open a little. I splashed all up her face, on her lips and across her cute tits. I had been waiting part of the day hoping this would happen so I pissed all over her for a while.

When I finished I helped her rinse her face then kissed her. I knelt down beside her and kissed her as I pushed her down in the grass. I pretty much attacked her body licking and sucking my piss off her body. Her moans were so hot as I went across her tits and finally ate her pussy. She eventually pushed me away and rolled me over and crawled between my legs. Her mouth felt so good on my pussy and I came like crazy a few times.

We finally stopped and sprayed each other off with the hose before we went in and took a shower. We got the stuff for dinner and headed back to her house and had a great meal. She and I laughed a lot as we all hung out and it felt a little weird but not in a bad way.

I'll post again in a bit about what happened after. It's been very interesting and a lot of fun!

The hottest, and at the same time the most plain sex I ever had, I had with my wife's friend.

So, this happened some five years ago. My wife is hot, unlike her friend, who, was kind of interesting while in her 20's, but after 35, she let herself go, got a little fat, and she was never pretty, but not ugly either.

She had a turbulent marriage, out of which she came out as a single mother, not doing well financially, whole nine yards.

My wife talked about her a lot, how she had a hard time, how she tried dating, but the guys were awful, etc. I didn't give much thought to it - who cares.

Destiny had it, that my wife convinced me to take her, and her kid, along with us and ours, for a prolonged weekend to a mountain resort, only to have my wife, being called back from work on Friday morning, so she had to get back home, and I was left alone with her.

Her behavior changed instantly, and... You know, how they say, that bitches are in heat? Well, she sure was.

Kids asleep, it was summer time, and we were drinking in the balcony. I would never do it sober, scared of the consequences, but ,hey, I got drunk, she got touchy, and I just flat out asked her, no, told her, something like "you act like you wanna fuck".

She responded that she wants it, and sat on my lap.

It wasn't anything special, but it felt really good. She got her panties down, and rode me, with her dress still on. Kissed me all the way through, moaned so loud I had to put my hand on her mouth from time to time, she came really fast.

I had the clear mind, to pull it out, and cum on her ass, and dress.

On Saturday and Sunday we did nothing, came back home, and never spoke of it again.

I was scared, once getting sober, that I just ended my marriage, but I guess she saw it for what it was, a moment of our weakness, that shall never happen again.

Five years have passed since then, and I guess I am in the clear. Throughout that time, she, never again, showed not even a glimpse of interest in me, which is good.

Now, that is it. I know it ain't much, but this one is mine.

I went to this girl's house last night to sell her a sack of weed. She was 20 bucks short, so I said she could toss me off and we'd call it even. She was a little drunk, so the handjob quickly turned into a blowjob/titty fuck. I nutted down her throat and went happily on my way. But this morning I find out her stalker ex-boyfriend was lurking around in the back yard watching the whole thing through the crack in the blinds; apparently right after I left he busted in and beat the shit out of her. Now he's in jail and I might have to go testify about getting my dick sucked in a court of law. How awesome is that.

well i guess my days of being nothing but a bottom has ended today since i lost my jenny.
i had to hire a new lawn man to mow my yard because the last one got where they sucked and not in the good way.
well i put a add on FB and one called and he said he was new to the lawn services and its just him and his brother doing it right now. and he lived close to me so we worked out a deal. and i also knew his brother wouldn't be there because he was still in school. so i knew it was going to be about a 6 hour job. and told him to come by he has the job for at least one time.
the second he got out of the truck i could tell he was a flaming gay. and most times i hate flaming gays. but damn he had a sexy body and he damn sure filled out the jeans in the right place.
i told him to do it what ever way he wants to just to do it right. so he did the front yard first start to finish and damn he was hot when he pulled off his shirt.
i brought him some water as he was wetting his self down . i ask him why he wasn't wearing shorts and he told me he was told it wasn't good for work if he did. i told him he he has some he's welcome to put them on for the back yard that its all fenced in and noone could see him. but me because i was about to get in the pool.
i knew what i wanted so i went in and put on my sexy little open back blue G string that once it got wet it hid nothing. i waited until he came by the pool and i got out with a nice semi. he was looking then after a couple rounds he stopped and went to the water hose and hose his self down again and OMG his white shorts no longer hid anything. damn this dude was hung. not even a semi he was 5 or 6 inches. i leaned over to show him my sweet ass hole as i got a glass some ice and filled it with tea. turned around and he now had a semi that was at least 7 1/2. i walked up to him handed him his tea and just took a hand full of meat in my hand i wasn't playing around. he never moved so i dropped his shorts and went to my knees and started sucking that monster cock. once it got hard i know it had to be 10 plus inch's and at least 3 inch wide. he as if i wanted to go inside and i say nope right here bent over got the KY lubed my ass with lots of KY. i told him i only have one rule. once the head touches my hole it goes balls deep first try.
he ask if i was sure now i kinda wish i had say no but i said balls deep. and let me tell you he did. damn it hurt like hell but i loved it. after i few very hard and deep pounding. he slowed down and started making love to my ass for at least 20 minutes. bent over on my belly on my back on my side me on top that boy sure knew how to fuck.
he ask where i wanted it and i told him he's there hes bareback he might as well fill me up. and damn he did. i rolled over onto my back my dick was hard as a brick he just moved up and started working my dick up that sweet ass of his.
the best part is something i did that i haven't been able to do in years because of my age. i was able to bend over enough to suck about 3 inchs of his dick while i was balls deep in him. thats how hung this flaming faggot was.
we went over to the shower and washed each other off and went skinny dipping. after a few minutes he fucked my ass again not sure how long i was in heaven. he ended up putting 4 loads in my hungry ass today and i gave him a couple loads myself. and two loads from a old man is pretty fucking good i think.
the only trouble is he didn't get my yard done today. and hes going to have to come back this weekend ti finish the job.

He is you gardner? tell him to dig a hole in your back yard tell him you want to plant a tree. When he is finished burry his ass in it

I had a first date with a woman I met on craigslist last night. She is well into bbw territory and I really didnt think I would enjoy spending time with her. Kinda hypocritical since I am a fat ass myself. Anyway took her out to a movie then dinner, ended up back at her parents house that was filled with all her sisters children so we ended up just hanging out outside.

As we talked it kept getting colder so we built a small fire about 40 yards behind the house. Just large enough to be warm but not so big as to be really bright and light us up alot. we just sat there for like an hour talking holding onto one another looking at the stars. about then is when I started working my hand up her belly to her breast, no protests so started kissing her as I fondled her. she told me I was getting her wet and I had better finish what I started, put my hand down the front of her pants and I swear she had the wettest, slickest pussy I have ever felt. It was weird at first because I am used to thinner women, it was like the first time I ever felt one again trying to figure out just exactly where her clit was. we had talked earlier about how she had never had any of the guys she had been with before give her an orgasm, I figured I was going to do my damndest to try and change that. I worked her pussy with my fingers and she moaned into my lips as she held onto my arm and her other hand held the back of my neck, keeping my pressed into the kiss stifeling her moans.

She started rubbing my cock through my jeans and told me that she couldnt wait to feel my dick deep inside of her. I laughed and said well why wait. Or whats stopping it from happening now. I cant remember exactly now. she kinda bit her lip looked at the house, pulled her pants down to her knees and turned her back to me so I could enter her from the rear (way too much belly between the two of us to do any kind of missionary) shuffled around to get lined up and just about burried myself to the root on the first thrust. I will never EVER talk bad about a fat woman again. It has been a while since I have had sex, I have been having a bad dry spell, but her pussy is probably the best I have ever been in. She was so wet everything slid so effortlessly... I am haveing a hard time thinking how to even describe it. Most people I have been with I have quite a bit of sexual stamina, but her, between my lack of pussy lately and just how fucking good it felt I was about to cum after only maybe a min and a half, pulled out to try and cool down and went back to working her with my fingers, got her to roll onto her back and licked her for a few moments but she said she wasnt very comfortable with it, that it felt good but it was just weird for her so she changed up positions again and wanted to go doggy style because it was her favorite position (THANK YOU!!!!!) even after having not been in her for probably three min less than 30 seconds later I was ready to cum again. Pulled out and I came harder than I can ever remember. I tried to catch it in my hand so I wouldnt geet it all over her blanket. I failed. It was dark and I couldnt see that well but it felt like it was a porn quality load. when I flicked it off in the grass it made a very satisfying splat, LOL it was loud enough to surprise her.

So why is in this in the confessions? Because that is the first time I have EVER had sex on a first date, or out in the open, even if it was at night. Kinda feel guilty for moving as fast as I did with it. Normally I like to build a relationship before having sex with someone. And to confess I was not able to make her cum u.u

She did say it was the closest she has ever got before and she is looking forward to try number 2 :D

p.s. please excuse the typing errors, I am slightly dyslexic

Later you motherless sons of dogs.