I don't know why i bother coming online anymore, it used to be fun talking to different people from all over the world and playing games with them. But now all the chat rooms are filled with fat ugly girls that think they are gods gift to men. What makes matters worse is that most of the guys spend all the time begging to see their nasty ass tits on cam. It's not like the internet doesn't have enough free chat rooms with good looking models on it who are naked. I only come online now to check my emails and jerk off to the models before i go to work.
It has been a long time since i have talked to anyone who made me give a shit about what they are saying. Even on tv the women have nothing interesting to talk about, they just stand around trying to be noticed and pulling pouting faces.

My list of women who piss me off for being useless and yet being rich....
helen flanagan
snookie
tulisa
kim kardashiananana (not even going to google it to see how its spelled)
Ke$ha (why the fuck spell your names with a symbol!!)
When i think about the culture we live in i can see why other nations would dispise us. They are going hungry and also don't have fresh drinking water, where as we are wasting stupid amounts of water and food each day. People are getting crazy fat and then they are spending more money on special foods, tablets and ways to get thin. Um here's a thought.... STOP CRAMMING BACON DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECKS! We are also spending our money on whatever piece of shit a celebrity puts their name on.

Am i the only one who feels this way?

I confess I remember the Tuesday of the september 11 of 2001 like it was yesterday.
That was one of the most impressive moments in my life back then.
Watching on TV those towers collapse and all those news of hijacked airplanes in Washington and Pennsylvania. I really thought all hell would break loose. I couldnt sleep all night, nightmares and everything.
Now I really like the spirit of "Liberty" and all of that. but the US lost most of it that very moment.
It is now a place of black and white, good and bad, friends or enemies. one extreme or the other.

The USA lost its smile and eversince lives in fear. Frightened that the anonymous person next to you could be a psychokiller. Always in fear that an arabic looking person could be a terrorist.
The biggest damage those terrorists did was not those towers collapsing. it can be rebuild.
The much larger damage was made in the head of the US american people, those people now raise their kids with prejudice and hatred.
The US discovered what a war on its own ground would be like. giving them a glimpse of the fear of a person that has to live in a warzone permanently.

Now I really like the USA , but I really think that it will never overcome that moment of that special day.

Part 13: Haley [look up the other parts on my profil :) ]

Haley was much more mature than Patty. Since Anna had given her such a hard time last time she fucked me, she was always shy around me. She would indirectly invite me to her birthday via Anna. I think she did so, because she wanted Anna to give her okay that way. And Anna always did. Haley wouldnt get too close to me still, she was clearly afraid of getting caught by Anna again. So her 24th birthday (a few months after the wedding) I barely got a minute with her, even though Anna had encouraged me to go after Haley. But at least I could convince her to stay in touch. We texted for a few weeks, but then kinda went out of things to say for some reason.
I was invited to her 25th birthday again, but at that time she actually had a boyfriend. Also there were a lot of people there for this special occasion and so I basically didnt talk to her at all. After that I thought I wouldnt even get invited again, but guess what, I was invited to her 26th birthday again. This time, it was a smaller party. She had only invited Jim, Anna, me, Patty (who couldnt come) and 5 or 6 other friends of her I didnt know. From Anna I already knew that Haley was single right now. We were at Haley's house, which was not too far away from mine, just 30 min with a car. It was smaller than mine, since it was meant for just one person, while mine was almost a family house already. It was my first time there so when Jim, Anna (in a red dress and black leggings, looking fantastic as ever) and I arrived (perfectly on time) Haley gave me a house tour, since the other guests werent there yet. Jim and Anna were in the kitchen, while Haley (dark blue and white striped dress) led me through her house. It had only one floor, first we went to the living room. Nothing too special, a nice couch, tv, the usual. Next was her bathroom. It was bigger than I expected, with a tub (with whirlpool function) and a separate shower. Haley told me she loved to relax in the tub. The floor was heated as well. We then skipped a store room and went into her bedroom. Haley closed the door behind me. I thought to myself: "okay... whats coming now?"
Haley sat on her bed and said:"I'm sorry. I know I didnt treat you very well the last two times we saw each other, one and two years ago. The first time, I was still insecure, because Anna caught us in the act ... I was afraid she would be mad at me if I flirted or even talked with you too much."
Me:"Its alright.."
Haley: "No its not, please let me explain. Last year.. I had a boyfriend. And... he was a jealous man... and ... I was still... kinda ... attracted to you, you know?"
I tried to say something but she interrupted me saying:"But this year, I will make it right okay? I spoke to Anna, she actually doesnt mind anymore. And I'm single... so... Would you give me a chance?"
Me:"You are beautiful and funny and I like you. So yes... You will get your chance with me... just one more question: Why did you sleep with me that christmas? You dont strike me as a girl, who sleeps with a stranger like that."
H: "Well thats a bit embarrassing to admit but... I kinda... had a crush on you? And you also werent a total stranger. Anna talks about you all the time. And I liked what I heard. But then when I saw you... well I kinda clicked. And then there was also Patty who wanted you.. so it was also kind of a competition... and I was horny... and also it was something new and kinky... so.. yeah... a lot of reasons...."
Her head was tomato red at that point. I laughed.
Me:"Okay I see. Since you were so sincere, I have to tell you I slept with your sister. She kinda forced herself onto me after and even before Annas wedding... but to be honest... she is really good looking so I enjoyed it... I havent talked to her in years though."
H: "Oh I knew that already. She didnt tell me immediately, but when I told her after my 24th birthday that you were there and that I liked you still, she already had had what I wanted... "
At that moment there was a knock on the door. Annas head appeared in the door. A:"What are you two conspiring here?"
Me:"We just had to talk about old times."
A:"Are you done? Good. Guests are arrived this minute! Come on guys!"
When Haley was busy greeting new guests, Anna pulled me aside and asked:"What were you guys really doing in there?"
So I told her what Haley and me spoke about. Anna smiled and said "sounds like she was the D I like so much... Have fun with her but..."
Me:"But what?"
A:"I wanna know everything."
Me:"Deal."

The party was really nice. Nice selfmade food, cocktails, beer, wine. We moved the couch in the living room to make space for dancing. Anna and Jim left relatively early and soon others followed, until it was only me and some other guy left. It was already 2 am at that point. Haley then politely asked us to leave and the guy obliged. I said I needed to go to the toilet. There I waited till the other guy had left. When I came out, Haley was already cleaning up. The music was still running though. I came up to her and said "May I ask for this last dance?" She giggled and let me lead her to the dance floor. I quickly changed the music to something slow. Then I grabbed her and hold her close. She wrapped her arms around me and pressed her head against my shoulder. While we were dancing to the slow music she mumbled:"You know... I had hoped you would be the last to leave..."
Me:"What if I dont want to leave?"
H:"Oh you want to seduce me?"
Me:"Well, I am in no condition to drive, a taxi is too expensive, no trains going at this hour... its only logical..."
H:"I see, good sir. But honestly I would have preferred to be seduced."
Me:"So that logic wasnt seducing you... well then i'll have to try another method..."
I grabbed her ass and then massaged my way up her back. She moaned softly. I kissed the top of her head. She looked up to me and I kissed her on the mouth. She smiled at me and leaned against me again.
When the song ended we just stood there, hugging each other. Then she giggled.
Me:"Whats up?"
H:"Well... I broke up with my boyfriend 4 months ago... and I havent had sex since... and... hugging you already makes me wet." She stepped away from me, grabbed my hand and led it to her pussy. H:"here, feel for yourself!"
I touched her panties and first felt nothing, but after rubbing for 5 seconds I felt her wetness through the fabric.
Me: "Oh yeah, I can feel it... and I can do something about it..." I pulled her close, her back to me and started rubbing her until her pussy was soaking her panties. She grabbed my hair and moaned softly. Then I lifted her up and carried her to the bedroom. I stripped out of my cloths and helped her out of her dress. I went down on her and licked her pussy, circling around her clit and putting one finger into her pussy. After just one or two minutes she squirted in my face. The orgasm was so intense, it left her twitching for a few seconds. When I came up to her and kissed her I realized that she was already half asleep. So I just laid besides her, covered her in sheets and cuddled her. I think she was already asleep at that point, but she turned to me and laid her head on my shoulder and her arm over my chest. I still had a huge boner, but I couldnt wake her now. So I let her sleep. I took a while till I finally fell asleep and so I slept till noon. When I finally woke up, Haley was not in the bed anymore. I heard some noise from the kitchen, so I put on my boxers and went there. Haley had made breakfast for both of us, but it looked like she was already done. She was wearing a big t-shirt and (sleeping) shorts. When she saw me only in boxers, she looked surprise and said "well, look who got up. You look really good... I've never seen you half naked it the daylight before...I made breakfast for us, but then decided not to wake you and started by myself... I hope thats okay."
I nodded, went up to her and kissed her on the mouth. She certainly didnt expect that.
Me: "Everything okay?"
She smiled, nodded and kissed me... longer, more passionate. My hands were resting on her hips while we made out. After a minute or so we stopped for a moment. She smiled, pulled her shorts up so far that her camel toe was showing. It the shorts got a wet spot immediately. H:"Look what you have done!"
We laughed and I wanted to pull her close again, but she denied me, pulled down her shorts and said "this time, you'll have to fuck me." She bent over the kitchen counter and spread her legs. I inspected her pussy, it was dripping wet already. When I positioned behind her, she said "please go slow... I think I'm really tight right now..."
I caressed her ass, back and then tits, before pressing my tip against her cove. When I pushed the head on, I felt how tight she really was. I could only push it in slowly and she half moaned half whimpered while I did. For a while I only penetrated her with my tip, until she said "I need your penis deep in my vagina ... right now... please fuck me..."
I still only pushed in slowly, but this time I went all the way. She was still moaning and it got louder with each inch. When I was all in, a first orgasm shook her body, so I stopped moving.
H:"Dont stop now. Fuck me. Fuck me. FUCK ME!"
I obliged. I banged her fast, not max speed but still, for her tightness... I couldnt hold on for long, so after just 5 min I said "oh fuck I'm going to cum..."
H:"I'm almost there to, cum in my pussy... please..."
We both moaned loudly as I shot my load into her and she came with a squirting orgasm. I grabbed her and held her because I was afraid her legs might give in. Afterwards she turned around and we kissed again.

We took a shower together and had breakfast afterwards. When it was time for me to go, Haley looked a bit sad.
Me:"Whats up?"
H:"I just thought... I dont want you to think, I'm an 'easy girl' because I slept twice with you know..."
Me:"Dont worry I dont think that. And I really like you."
H:"So I will see you again?"
Me:"Sure!"
With that and a last kiss I went my way.

End of Part 13
I will tell you the rest of the Haley story at a later point :)

Back in college my friend had this girlfriend. She wasn't super hot or anything. She was short and I guess thick? She wasn't fat at all. In fact, her stomach was really flat. She had very sexy thighs and very large calves. She had dark blonde/light brown hair. Her face was cute and she had these eyes that sometimes got this look that screamed "Fuck me." However, she did have very nice big tits. Not huge but definitely large and they were without question her best feature. So, even though she wasn't super hot there were things about her that turned me on. Added onto that, there was one time when we were all watching TV and she was lying on her stomach wearing a skirt. From my angle I saw right up to her panties. I couldn't see any details of her cunt but I definitely saw a bit of her ass cheeks.

All that led to me really developing a thing for her. She became a regular part of my fantasties and I jerked off a lot thinking about her giving me a blowjob and fucking her. One fantasy I remember involved us all getting really drunk and playing truth or dare and someone would ask "Who in the circle you would most want to have sex with." Other friends had much hotter girlfriends and we knew other hot girls but I knew my answer would be her. I imagined her giving me that look she sometimes gets and then immediately getting up and leading me upstairs. We'd end up fucking right there in the hallway while everyone was downstairs. I also had this really depraved dream with her where she led me into the bathroom and basically acted like my private urinal. I don't know what caused that dream but I woke up and the image still in my head of her in a red dress, down on her knees looking up at me expectantly, basically asking me to do something so disgusting to her and wanting it, I ended up masturbating like crazy.

Her tits were definitely the focus of my gaze often. She rarely wore any low-cut tops unfortunately. Which is nuts. She should have been showing those things off all the time. One time I remember she wore a spaghetti strap tank top and bent over a lot. Seeing her tits hanging down, especially since you could see practically all of them, got me so hard.

Anyway, onto the actual thing that happened. One night we had a party at a friends house and everyone got very very drunk. She ended up passed out. At a certain point I was awake and realized I was alone with her. I looked down at her and her tits covered by a tank top and in my drunken state couldn't help myself. The entire time my heart was beating a mile a minute but I crawled over to her and very gently grabbed her tank top at her chest with my fingers and lifted. She had said before that she was a pretty heavy sleeper but my eyes kept darting to her face to make sure she didn't wake up. Finally her bra-clad tits came into view. It wasn't anything special but the fact that I was seeing even that much was something. However, that wasn't enough for me. I stared at her bra for some time and looked at my nails and figured they were long enough to pull this off. Slipping my fingers lower, I hooked my thumbnail underneath her bra cup and then began to pull upward. I had to move incredibly fucking slow and I was convinced there was no fucking way this was going to work. More and more of her came into view but at a certain point, tension hit. But at that point, I was too far to completely stop. Ever so slowly I pulled harder, stretching her bra strap and lifted the cup higher.

Then, there it was. I finally saw her naked breast. Pale creamy skin, very very light brown areola with a small nipple in its center. I felt like I must have stared at her tit for hours. That image has been burned into my mind. One of my biggest regrets of my life is that I didn't have my camera with my that night. I wish I had taken pictures. Still the fact that I had actually seen her breast and the memory of that naked tit has served for a number of masturbation sessions to this day. Every time I saw her, I couldn't help picturing her lying there sleeping while I stared at her bare breast.

It was hot that summer. Our New Jersey apartment’s window AC unit sometimes worked, but lately the fan was out the converter hose was frozen. Mom and I quickly got over the shame of skin in favor of oscillating relief.

Mom lounged on the couch, sweat dripping down her thick thighs, in a string bikini, sometimes a shirt. The tie strings of the panties cut into her soft waist as she still bought clothes like she was the same size as in her 20s. She’d only gone up a few sizes, and as friends told me, nothing bad about that. Her dark skin freckled, matching the spattering on her nose. Her curly hair shined in the sun coming through the open window.

And I stayed locked in my room.

I was a gamer with a new PS3 slim. A beautiful machine for the time, but there were long load screens, the fan cranked loudly, and it toasted the room like a mini-thermal reactor. Great for winters but not for summer. It made the air stale. But I couldn’t always open the door. Sure, it let in a breeze, but it also exposed me Mom’s watchful eye and it’d look mighty suspicious to suddenly close the door whenever the mood for xvideos struck.

Mom knew to knock. She’d come by to ask about dinner or to collect laundry when she was in the mood to clean or sometimes just out of boredom. We were close. But she always commented, “It’s a sweatbox in here! How about letting the air circulate?”

“I don’t want to bother you with my games.”

“This door is like plywood. I can hear all your cursing and gunfire out here.”

I froze for a second to imagine if she heard anything else for when I wanted audio and visual stimulation or just the schlick schlick schlick of a lubed up hand.

She collected some laundry off the ground and saw a blu-ray. This was back when blu-ray players weren’t household items but newish technology, slowly replacing DVD. She also didn’t know much about the PS3 other than it was loud and hot and my main obsession. “Why do you have this?” she asked. It was Avatar, something we saw in theaters together last year.

“Friend lent it to me.”

“They don’t work in DVD players, right?”

“The PS3 has a blu-ray player.”

She wasn’t in a shirt today, just the tan-wear bikini, and she ran over and dive-bomb hugged me on the bed. Knocked the controller right out of my hands. Nathan Drake died and a game over screen splashed up.

“Why?” I mumbled into her clavicle as my chin pushed into a soft breast.

“I stupidly bought a bunch of movies at Wal-Mart thinking they were DVDs because I didn’t look closely and they were like two bucks. I thought I’d have to sell them, but now we can actually watch them. Drag that thing out here and I’ll make the popcorn.”

My mom might’ve been the last person to own a CRT TV, those giant boxy ones with a lead plate behind the screen so it weighed 50 pounds. It had color components, but not even the HD ones (blue, green, red) and my cable was packed away in the underwear drawer under a secret vibrator I used during special fantasies. It’d work but standard def? My eyes couldn’t handle that anymore (also why I liked being cooped up in my room rather than out there sweating with her).

“Hold on,” I said. “It won’t work on that TV. It’s too old,” I lied. “It uses the new HDMI stuff. We’ll have to watch in here.”

My room was a typical college kid’s room. A bed, a dresser, and a mess. If I kicked aside the dirty clothes, there was just enough room between the closet and the bed for push-ups or a kitchen chair. I thought she’d drag one in.

Instead she scooched me over on the twin bed. We were both hanging off the sides as the movie popped on with all the coming attractions. So we rearranged where she was against the headboard, sitting up straight, and I lay on her stomach, oily from thick lotion rubbed in. I didn’t mind it at all. She rested her hands on my chest as we waited for the menu to be available. The long black nails. The slight wrinkle. How they instinctively moved in little circles on my shirt....

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my confession is that for over 8 years now i have been fucking my mum-in-law. It started on my birthday which was actually nothing to do with it as i shall explain.I woke up to find my wife giving me a BJ which was an extremely rare thing to happen lucky if for a treat she would give my man a tiny few second gobble on special days and only before sex so i lay back to enjoy it but all to soon she stopped and when i tried to get her to contine she refused and sex out of the question as she on her period so ashamed to admit i begged and begged for a bit more oral but no scared i would cum in her mouth and hated taste of precum. At this i get very sulky and as if she was againest me every time i tried to have a wank she disturbed me with something or other then she says oh by the way we for her parents house for dinner and asshe cant drive i end up going anyway so i gave up all ideas of getting release till hopefully later that night as no chance with wife and her sister not up home that weekend(must remember to tell you about me and her sis sometime)Anyhow down at her parents i was in foul form and nursing a major semi so sat in tv room with her dad who finally buggered off outside to his garden leaving me on my own.Now where i was sitting i had a clear view of the kitchen and my wife and her mum were working away and i started to get am interest in her mum who for her age at the time 51 was stil a hell of a looker and had a body ladies 10 hell 15 yrs younger would be proud of i admit but never fancied her before so put it down to feeling horny.Eventually i decided to go to therebathroom and try to crack one off and couple of minutes in heard mum-in-law call me so zipping up and cursing my so i thought bad luck went back downstairs.Into the kitchen i noticed wife gone and her mother who i will call mary from now on told me she had went down to the shops and she had a cup of tea for me but as i was going to go into other room she asked me to sit down and said she noticed i was in a bad room and was everything all right at first i didnt want to say as her family very strict catholics and i thought it would shock her but was so pissed off i just blurted itout i was horny as hell expecting her to run a mile but no she told me she understood as she a nd her hubby hadnt done it for few years from when he had a stroke and at times she misses sex so i chanced my arm and suggested we could help each other but she got up and walked over to the sink and i sat quiet watching her for couple of minutes and eventually walked over and at first slipped my hands onto her big bouncy tits and started to grope them though her clothes at first she protested but made little efffort to fight me off with i slipped them under her top and pulled bra up and started to play away with her tits and nipples and with only mild protests took a nipple into my mouth to suck it and the protests stopped and panting and moaning began at this stage my cock could have went though steel and i reached down and pulled up her skirt and using thumb to pul back her panties slipped a finger in and at this she started with some half hearted nos but i kept on and reached down to free my cock at this she freaked and started to worry about either her huby or my wife her daughter coming in but i knew i had to fuck her so told her we go upstairs to her bed and fuck or i would rape her there and then so up to bed and i pushed her onto the bed too horny for niceites and climbed on and sunk my cock into her pussy. Now i maybe not most expericed guy out ther have only fucked 17 pussies up till then but that pussy was the best i had and have had till now you could feel every bump and ridge in her vagina shaft and as i plowing away like a mad man regretably i cum all too soon so rolled off and she sorted herself out and said it was a one off and never to be metioned again and went down to carry on preparing dinner and that folks was the first i fucked Mary but not the last as i will let you know another time

A dog named sex...

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."

I'm not trying to convert anybody, truth be told I'm still set in my old ways. I did, however, recently learn that guys give head every bit as good as girls. Which, in a round about way, led to me thinking that maybe all those years of watching tv as a youngin' may have had an unexpected effect on my brains ability to perceive gender.

Maybe, just the way it does.

See, sex sells. No doubt.

What then, if you you're only allowed to allude to or imply your top seller on your top advertising platform? TV.

You can't depict nudity or explicit sex on TV. FCC saw to that. So without nudity you have depictions of sex wherein clothing takes the place of anatomy. Gender defined by fashion, ya'll dig?

So this recent experience of mine doesn't seem odd to me at all seeing as my benefactor wore all the right clothes. She was A trap. (Lucky me) I found myself using she, her and girl when talking to and about her. Despite the fact that bare bones, she was a boy.

What does that mean? I don't know. To some folks, almost exclusively super hetero men I might add, it means I am a fag. In more reasonable terms it seems perfectly clear that I am a heterosexual myself, I just have superficially defined gender perceptions.

My experience was absolutely positive, I loved it. I hope to take her out again.

I will admit, however, that should she decide she'd like to go out as a male in male clothes; I have no interest and am quite turned off.

Shallow? Maybe, but honest. I took a boy dressed as a girl out on a date this weekend, I had a great time and got phenomenal head.

Long term? No, I think there's plenty there that I'd have to acknowledge at some point and it would ultimately end things, probably poorly. I just felt it necessary to share what I think was a relevant discovery.

That discovery was this.

It's all in our heads.

Feel free to share an opinion. I already covered my Fagdom, so since that's out of the way. What do you others think?

We've only been out the once. It was fun if not ordinary.

Well, that's actually not accurate I guess.

I've never been so sexually involved on a first date, I guess that makes it rather special in it's own way. You learn something new every day don't you?

A private fantasy -
I have been bored lately, both sexually and otherwise. I'm soon turning 45 and have been craving a bit of excitement. A long time ago 20+ years, before I found my wife, I used to hang out with all sorts of people. Some good, some not so good but there was always something exciting about it. I remember hanging around a few prostitutes at my boarding house. There was always something "interesting" going on.
The front door of this house was almost always open/unlocked, our individual doors usually closed and locked, if there was no one home. People would often come and "visit" the neighbour and since I was on the mail floor a lot of people would poke their noses in and ask for "is so and so in" or whatever. One particular guy that I remember would come in every Thursday to meet his friend and when he was a bit early would sit down and chat with me. We got to be friendly. I found out that he was a male dancer and that he had found his friend while working at a club. I got to find out all sorts of secrets about her life and his for that matter.

Many months passed like this with general chit chat and I guess he got to know me better than I had expected. We did talk about Taboos and that kind of thing so I guess that revealed a lot about my character. I am an open minded person and really don't have too many hangups. I don't remember all the details of how this all came around, but he indicated to me that Julie (Fake Name) had a bit of a crush on me. Oh I must mention that even back then I was not a small guy, women usually get scared of my size (and I don't mean my cock). I've never been very lucky with the ladies because of that. Of course the fact that Julie had a crush on me took me by surprise. I asked him why he was telling me this because I figured that he was interested in her. I found out then that they were friends and that he was way more interested in me than her. He said stuff like you're and interesting guy to talk to. I just left it like that not thinking too much about it and thanking him for saying so.
I don't want to go on too too much because this could get really long-winded. I got more interested "friend wise" with both of them. We spent some time at home watching movies and went out to bars once in a while. One special evening we came home from an outdoor music festival and Julie was "feeling no pain" we messed about in the common area of the house watching TV and talking and playing. Julie started getting frisky and was saying that being out in the fresh air made her feel good. I remember this like it was yesterday, she grabbed my arm and gave me a big hug and a kiss. This caused me to start to rise to the occasion. It felt so good to feel her warm lips on my lips and I could taste her lip balm. She did not notice my erection but her friend noticed what was going on. He sandwiched me between him and her and gave me a lovely group hug. While she was kissing me he felt me up. Gently rubbing me and that drove me absolutely Horribly nuts. I did not really know what to do. I liked Julies kisses and at the same time I did not know really what to make of his touches. Very confusing let me tell ya. He whispered to me to relax and asked me if I was "OK". I did not really know what to say so I just responded with a little bit of a moan. He simply said, I am going to take that for a "Good".

later....
There is more.. This image is NOT us.

One of my oldest friends is the girl who lives next door to me. Well, woman. Let’s call her crystal. She just turned thirty along with myself and the rest of our circle.

For the entire time I’ve known her she’s been a total square, just like the other girls in our group. I’m the only guy. One of very few black guys in this town on top of that. I’m kind of like their mascot. It’s been that way forever.

They’re a bunch of half assed Japanese speaking white anime fan girls who think they have a mean streak and aren’t growing out of anything. I get a pass on being edgy and shit just because this town has only ever seen like three of us since prohibition ended. So as far as they see it I'm thug as fuck.

They tease the ever loving shit out of me and I get to play the fool ass mother fucker who loves blue balls. Yeah I Cop a feel here and there, and the resident attention whore is always down to get “wasted” and show off (I love you Lizzy).

I get mine, just not from these girls.

I do my thing, lift weights,take care to stay lined up, keep it looking good so I just Show up to the party sacked or strapped and it’s like I’m their delinquent hood fantasy or something. It’s always been that way. I love this small town white trash sex haven.

So crystal is the hardcore Virgin, straight edge, no swearing, probably wears granny panties and she dresses like she’s afraid someone will notice she has a body. Oh shit does she have a body.

She’s thick I guess with Curly blonde hair, green eyes, librarian glasses, and no makeup ever. She’s baby fat soft, but plump and obsessed with aerobics. She hates her body and being “fat”. She thinks of fat people as being weak in general. No self control. Her sister is a cute plush cupcake with nothing to be ashamed of, but crystal will scold her to tears over her eating habits.

Anyway.

So we’ve known each other forever. We Grew up living next door to each other in a tiny town so we were best friends. Her mom’s been getting on her about meeting a guy and doing the good mom thing so she can have grand kids. This freaks her the fuck out, because well, that’s how she is.

So that brings us to about a month ago. I own the house I grew up in now. I bought it off my folks a few years ago. (Go Legal weed and housing crash) She still lives with her mom next door. It’s raining cats and dogs, (Finally, the drought is over) I’m doing dabs in my living room watching Hentai when the doorbell rings. I shut off the Tv and go answer.

It’s crystal. Soaking wet and looking more pissed than upset; dressed in her usual baggy hood and cargo pants. (Dumpy as fuck I’ve never even seen this girl in a t-shirt at this point)

She just blurts at me like I’m wasting her time. “I need to get high!”
That caught me way off guard, because that’s not something this girl does. I thought maybe she snapped and was having some kind of quiet one style psychotic episode.

“Well?” she follows up with. That snaps me back and I invite her in like a good stoner.

I ask her if she’s for real and what’s happening.

She tells me her mom started an online dating profile for her and was posing as her to set up a date.

“She said I needed a little push!” She was like cry yelling it.
She’s gone from furious to that creepy desperation hysterical crying where they’re like bawling, but laughing and talking shit to themselves about it.
Yeah, this girl needs to get high. I’m not trying to do her wrong, she’s my friend after all, so I pack her up a bowl of some monster cookies with some space queen cold water sprinkles on the roor and I start playing the flight attendant. You know, buddy system.

“Check it out this mix is super mellow, super euphoric, super creamy warm root beer.” I’m trying to make her laugh so she can relax a bit before her first session.

“It’s super strong so go easy and just do you.” Again trying to do her right.

“I just inhale?” She doesn’t look nervous, but she clearly has never been around the block.

“Yeah”

“OK, light me”

So I spark it and she starts the draw. It takes what feels like forever but she cashes the bowl in one big ass hit. Biggest I’ve ever seen in my life. I pull the carb and then we just wait…and wait…and wait…

“Breathe girl!” I kinda yell at her. Then she just sighs a cloud that fills my living room and says pack another.

I thought to myself no way you’ll want another in a minute so I’m packing it for me, but then I’m loaded up and she grabs the bong from me. I’d be mad, but it’s her so I’m just curious as fuck.
She burns that one down too. Same shit. Then she just kinda leans back and blows it all in my face.
I take the bong, reload, and do me. She’s couch locked hard while I smoke up with some oil in the salad.

Then I ask if she wants to watch something .

She nods hella faded and I ask her what.

“Porn!” she yells. Fuck it. The Girl’s having a midlife crisis. I stop acting shocked, this is how I live so whatever.

I pop the TV back on and my Hentai flick is still going.

We stayed like that for a minute. She was just leaned back on my couch guppy mouthed and Chinese eyed, I was just watching the porn wishing I could jerk off or hit that.
The she sits bold upright like she just remembered some shit. I pause the movie to see what she does next and she asks me “You know what sounds awesome right now?”
I’m expecting her to say something like deep fried ice creams sandwiches or something.

Nope. I ask her “What you fiending for?”

“I need to suck your dick.”

Holy fucking shit. I ask her. “Are you serious? You’re high as fuck right now.”
She just yells “DICK!” It startled the shit outta me I whipped it out.

Time and money are something I'm lucky enough to a lot of. I've got over ten racks in gold and diamonds in my dick. Six bars for a ladder, and two bars crossing the head. I don't fuck with squeamish fake teaser bitches.

She says out loud “Fuck yes!” then just drops her face down in my lap while she lays on the couch and starts fucking snacking on my dick. It was honestly kinda humbling.

She has no clue what she’s doing, She has clearly never done this before. Honestly though this shit wasn’t even about me, she was just working out a craving and I was the lucky fucker kicking back while she…buffet styled my dick. Like, she wasn’t sucking me off, she was licking all over it and trying to stuff it all down her throat. She kept gagging and coughing and snot was bubbling out of her nose. Nasty as fuck, but I’m in it for the long one now.

After a bit of her licking all over and testing the fit she just fucking throats me down. Oh my fucking god. She starts lurching and wretching I was positive she was about to fucking puke all over my lap then one fucking dry heave and she blows a huge wad of slime out her nose and she pulls off to get a heaving breath like she’s been drowning and like a whole other pint of goop just pours out her mouth and all over the front of her shirt. Now she looks like she’s gonna cry. My Dick is just standing there messy as fuck and in need of handling. She looks like she’s trying to process the mess she is and then blurts out “High is Awesome! Being high!” and has a laughing fit that goes on for way too long while I try to figure out if she’s done or not.

I bust out the rig for a dab while she makes up her mind and that snaps her out of her fit. I do mine still with my dick out, hard and nasty. She asks for one.

I tell her this shit is space case pro grade.

She says “Get me higher.”

Fuck it. She takes the dab just as easy as the bong load, lets it off. Then she says. “Lean back, more dick.”
With that she busts off the soaked fucking hoodie she was wearing and she didn’t have anything on underneath.
Then I seem them. They’re just there.
I wasn’t ready. She went from total unknown girl next door bate crush to one of a kind world record porn star tits staring me in the face, right there in front of me. The biggest tits I have ever seen on any women in my life. I thought she was just a plumper like her sister. But it was all tits. She was fit under all that.

It clicks for her what just happened too and she says. “H cup. I buy bras through the mail.”
Then down she goes. She works out her issues on my dick for like a half hour before she pops off my cock all a sudden then says ”Pussy Now.”
I’m like fuck, I guess I’m done. But then she takes off her pants and panties then crawls back up on the couch and leans over the arm rest with her ass pointing at me.
“Pussy now!” She barks it out like it’s all she’s ever said to me and I figure she wants it all now.

I’m not worried, I cut my shit years ago. Guess it’s time for pussy now.

I’m all throat slimed up so I know I’m good. But I don’t want to wreck this vibe so I get in to eat that pussy from the back and she freaks the fuck out when I get my tongue in there. (Power muff FYI)

“What is that doing?” “No Gross! No don’t! “ she fights it for maybe five seconds.
Then all she can say after that is “I love my pussy.”

It was a little weird, but I got used to it.

She was just chanting it the whole time.

“I love my pussy.”

Once she’s all sauced up and sloppy She just says, “Break it in”

Fuck yes. I lay it in her and I’m not gentle about it.

She’s still chanting, but now it’s all “Pussy! Oh Pussy! My Pussy!”

It’s hot, but also, I don’t know If I’m good with pussy for a bedroom pet name, you know?

She’s calling for her lost pussy to come home while I’m rock hard stone bonin’ her from the back.

I know I’ve hit something special because she starts throwing it back at me and her pussy chant is now “Big dick” She barks it every time she bottoms out and I can feel her cervix knocking my cock.

Not long now. She Keeps slamming back into me harder and harder then it happens.
She starts yelling pussy again, she stops throwing it and just rests with me balls deep in her and I can feel her pussy having a fucking seizure on my dick. She erupts all over the fucking couch. Just fucking gushes buckets.

She starts rambling, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry ,I’ll clean it up!”

I tell her not to trip and I need to get mine.

She says ok.

I waste no time and I give it to her like she owes me on a pound.
She’s not asleep, but she’s clearly out of whatever energy was pushing that episode. i get to drunk fuck her for a few minutes then I blow my load in her pussy just for the cheap thrill of being first.

I passed out on the couch with her and when I woke up later that evening she was in my shower.
She came out naked, “My clothes have, stuff on them. Can I wash them?”

I tell her yeah, then I ask “So what was that and what’s up now?”

She kisses me on the nose and says, “You’re mine now.”

My first instinct was "Say what now bitch?"

But, I have no desire to resist this woman.

It’s been about a month now and we’re still dating.

She’s changed though. Still dresses dumpy as fuck, but she is a stone cold party girl. Loves to get fucked up and dicked down.

She says I'm the only one that can get it.

Turns out her mom isn't happy i'm the one getting it though. She says she's voting trump or some shit.
Bitch.

Crystal says not to trip on it though. She says I don't belong to her.

I think I'm in love. I hope it lasts.

I confess that i have the most amazing times with my girlfriend.
We both have looked around this website from time to time,we like taboo sex.
Well what is consider taboo respecting the limits.
She and I had a long long list of people we slept with,and i just love that about us.
That she has experience,and that she can enjoy sex just as we guys do,i know how much fun i had,so that turns me on to know that she has just as much experience in bed.
Every time we have something new in mind that one of us,want to experiment with,we talk about it and we just connect at the same level.
I found my match in bed,from time to time in the past i have wondered why no one that i have slept before got me turn on to the point of feeling extreme pleasure.
It was always the same routine for me before..very by the book and no intimacy.
But she gave me that pleasure and that intimacy that i needed to experience,she has done sexual things for me that i never thaught a woman would do.
And also allowed me to do things to her that i never thought it could be possible make a woman do.
Having alot of sex with different partners is fun and all,but wow having sex with a woman that it is with you at any level,It just mind blowing.
You are probably wonder what kind of things we did together.
Well nothing compared to my past FOR SURE,and i even had a threesome in the past,before her, for many people that is the ultimate sex experience.
But i was wrong,i met her and all that in my mind went to shit as the top sex experience.
When we are close to each other i can feel the urgent need to be inside of her,it doesnt matter what time it is,or the place we are at.
I just want to fuck her,and fuck her everywhere,feeling my cock penetrating her in and out watching my dick fucking her pussy so i can feel her amazing lips around my cock,the wetness that makes my body shiver,so warm and passionate to be inside of her.
Because of our sex drive we got caught having sex many times,my fault,more so then hers...the thing is.
I dont have the mental control enough to stop feeling my dick shooting up sensations right to my brain.
Luckly she knows better then me in that area,cause if it wasnt for her i would just love fucking her none stop just enjoying the pleasure to the point of me cumming hard on her face and mouth...or giving her a nice cream pie in her pussy.
She loves facials.. specially this kind of facials, and she look so slutty with my cum dripping down her face and out of her mouth,i just cant help kissing her passionatly once she cleans me off.
So yes most times i love when i get caught fucking her.
I am very voyeouristic and i know how i would feel if i see a couple having sex...so forbidden.
One time i fucked her in front of a window with the blinds partially open,we lived in a second floor, back then,and i saw a bald guy walking his
dog,at first i didnt noticed that he stopped right in front of the bushes and he had his hand strocking his cock inside of his pocket.
I was about to close the blinds for a moment,but then i saw him staring straight up focused on my girlfriend.
That bit of jealousy went away went i felt my dick getting harder,plus he was far from us,nothing he could do.
That instead of closing the blinds i opened them a bit more,he smiled at me and i went back to fucking my girlfriend,i had her on top of the ottoman on her fours,i fucked her doggy style in her vagina and i fucked her in the ass,he was strocking his cock faster and i started to think what was going thru his mind.
He was watching her getting fucked,but inside me i knew he would never even come close to watch her the way she fucks.
Knowing all i know about her,i said to my self,dude if you only knew how good she fucks you will be humpping your dog of desperation,she can ride your dick like a pro,and sometimes you dont need to fuck her,she will fuck you in every way.
He kept watching to the point that his dog was pulling him away.
I grabbed a squash we bought to play with and i fucked her ass with it and then with my dick.
He blew his load cause i could see him walking away giving the the thumbs up.
After he left i shot my load in her face and mouth and i loved it.
From a regular intercourse when we met we have come a long way.
We introduced toys in bed and we had so much fun,she let me double penetrate her and i got to fuck her in the ass to the point that now she tells me that she wants to get fucked in the ass.
(I always had to ask other women for it before her),now i have one that asks for it!
The fist time i got to see her sucking me off after i took my cock out of her stretched asshole was an amazing rush in my body,she deep throats
my cock and i get to cum where ever i want to.
She is a swallower cause sometimes she tell me how she blew guys cocks in the past,all the cum she swallowed and i see that she loves to drink cum and getting her mouth fucked
(She cant vomit)So she cant take cock really down her throat,but i also get turn on cumming on her face,seen my cum dripping down her beautiful face is an amazing sight..
We also got to lick heach others assholes really good.
I love the feeling of her Tongue in my ass how she gets her the tip off her tongue and more,deep inside of my asshole,and all my neves are reaching a high peek of sensations.
She wanted to try anal in me.. so i let her play my ass,first with her fingers back then i thought i would shit myself but she taught me how to relax my asshole to the point that i am past the shitting sensation.
Then it gets to feels amazing,so after her fingers she got to fuck me with her buttplug,not the dildo she uses but the smaller one,cause i am not
that ready to take it that big but it felt even better with the vibrations,..i was sold.
Since then i dont mind her playing with my ass.
I remember the time i got to fist her pussy for the first time,and believe me that we both had a surprised face just seen it happening.
I have a heavy hand,so i didnt think it was possible,but i started with my fingers very lubbed up and i moved around stretching out a bit more so for my thumb to go inside as well.
Feeling her labias stretching out to the max slowly passing my knockles felt such a new experiece and then i felt my fist going inside of her all the way.
She was a bit shocked in the beggining but i bet she got to feel something amazing cause her face changed to pleasure right away.
Wrabbing my wrist she started to puch harder for me to get deeper,i wasnt able to even move my fingers,but seen her stomach move with a bulge made me feel wild inside.
It was amazing to make her cum so hard,i could feel my whole fist wrapped around very tight with her inner walls.
I fucked her good and she came several times,squirting all over me,so intense so hot!
With time we kept talking and she wanted to try anal fisting,so we tried a couple of times,but i wasnt able to get past my knuckles,even with a lot
of oil,but one day it happend,i got to fist her all the way,she took it and watched herself on the tv getting fisted in her ass i could see her face was enjoying it.
We been dating for 5 years and it only gets better,we are both very jealous,but we both talk about what we would like trying even if it gets to
be to borderline, meaning we go for what we feel together.
For example,one time we were at a party and there was a married couple that were in to swinging,i knew the dude wanted to fuck my girlfriend cause
she is super hot.
And i know his wife wanted to fuck me cause she even tried to get in to the bathroom when i was coming in and she was coming out.
After a while they wanted to do body shots so i said ok,i was drunk enough to enjoy the thrill.
But things got a little out of hand and we decided to leave,they came out and gave us their phone number but we said sure and took off.
That night we realized that some fantasies need to stay fantasies.
And that is another thing we can share,we share fantasies of all kinds even the most darkest ones but we know it will stay there.
So we dont like sharing but we do share everything with each other,about everything that comes to mind...she got to watch porn videos of me
with some ex's and i got to see her sucking dick and fucking other dudes from her past as well.
It doesnt bother us,it turns me on when she shares how she fucked other guys and the more she gives me details the better...i love every
story,it was her fun time so i love hearing it about it and sometimes she wants me to share mine with her.
Together we make love to each others minds..and that is something that i really cherrish with having with her.
So we not only have the physical sex life,we have a mental sex life as well.
Well she back home with the kids, from the movies, so i will leave it here...
She will probably see this post later on.so i dont know i hope i didnt
bored you to death.

Btw Today she sent me an email that blew my mind!