She's Motherless now, but I'm going to change that!

I’ve never met anyone like this slut, and I’m trying to change her status from being motherless to a mother. I’ve had threesomes with her and a few of her friends, and she’s open to about anything.
I met her through a mutual friend and we hit it off immediately. She actually walked up to me and initiated the conversation, and in no time our faces were attached and our tongues were darting around each other’s mouths. I’ve been fucking her (and her friends) for 5 months now, but it seems we’re getting a bit more serious and prefer more one on one time. I used to wear condoms with her for the first few weeks we fucked, but she now insists that condoms are a barrier to our intimacy, and I agree with her.
I’ve fallen for her, and she says she’s deeply in love with me – that she’s obsessed and addicted to me… it’s fucked up because I feel the same way about her. It’s like we can’t get enough of each other. I started to creampie her because she “wants to take me with her when we’re not together,” and when we are with each other we can’t keep our hands off of each other. She has the same porn interests as me, and sometimes we even browse this website together – so she suggested “let’s give all the horny motherfuckers a show.”
In this picture I groped her tits and fucked her (she took the pic so she could see things from my point of view). I also oiled up her body a bit. The second picture is the nice load I left inside of her dripping out of her unbelievably tight cunt. Her natural tits are so soft, like clouds. Her skin is perfect.
“I’m going to breed you,” I said as my cock was thrusting in and out of her wet pussy.
“Breed this bitch, I’m yours!” she panted, taking my cock with a smile as her legs locked around my back.
I think I’m going to ask her to marry me. My cock is so fucking hard just writing this, and I wish I could leave work and go to her place and fuck her – but unfortunately I have to wait until I get off!
Everything about her is sweet. A lot of the women I’ve gone down on definitely have a smell and a bitter taste, not her – it’s fucking sweet as a peach – like fucking honey. When she cums all over my face, she loses control of her body, and it’s so wonderful to see. Her sexy tits bounce and jiggle, and I have to pin her down as her legs squeeze my head in her uncontrolled orgasmic state.
I used to have issues thinking my dick was too small (it’s 6.5 inches), but after being with her and the way she builds me up – she assures me that it’s nice and thick and fits perfectly in her pussy.
So tonight, I might fuck her and take her out to eat. She’s hinted at being with me forever – so maybe this weekend I can find a ring to put around her finger.
Thanks for listening to my rant – I’m just overwhelmed with being obsessed with this goddess.
And no, before anyone asks I’m not into sharing her with other men. She’s bisexual so any fucking around she’s doing is with other women and I’m usually a part of it (although we seem way more invested in creating a monogamous relationship than we were before at this point).

anonymous post. my first experience with a younger female. well it was actually two as they were twins. I just moved to the place I was working with my wife and daughter. she instantly made friends with the twin girls next door. their mother was never around and they were always at our house. they were just budding and figuring out what sex was I guess. my wife and daughter went to visit family in another state, I was alone for a week. the girls came over the first day and decided to try on my daughters clothes. they were coming in and showing off. I told them not to mess the room up, so they stopped playing in there. they bagan hitting me and generally playing like a couple girls would when they started playing truth or dare. the first dare was for her to run through the house naked. she did. it oddly turned me on. their breasts were budding and a little peach fuzz showing. I dared them to both to go in my room and jump on the bed naked. they did. next they dared me to join but I was scared and decided not to. they finished playing as I watched and dared them to do a few things like wrestle with me while naked. then their mother showed up and they quickly got dressed as I occupied her in the living room. what are the odds she had to go away for a few days and asked me to watch them for three of four days. I agreed quickly and tried to rush her out the door. my excitement had me trembling. we went to sleep after watching a movie. the next day I got up and cooked breakfast and one of them said lets play truth or dare again. I went first and dared them both to take a bath together while I watched. while in there one dared me to get in but still I was scared. then they started begging me so I went for it.as soon as they seen my thang they both giggled. I got it and the first thing was said 1 dared 2 to lick my "wiener" she did. 2 dared 1 the same and she did. I decided to dare them both to do that at the same time in my bedroom. they were soo excited they jumped out of the tub and tracked water all th way to my bed. I didn't mind. the first night all they did was take turns licking me. day two, they were still wanting to play. so I said ok but were staying naked all day or were not playing they agreed. 1 dared 2 to sit on my "wiener". she did and dared 1 to do the same. afterwards I said they were doing it wrong, and they insisted I teach them how. my first lesson was teaching them both how to properly suck a dick. the rest of the day was spent doing that. and by the end of the night they both had tasted my cum and surprisingly wanted more so I let them and sure enough they were practicly pros by the end of the night. day 3 their mom called first thing in the morning, said shed be gone a day or two more. trying not to sound excited I simply said its ok were having a lot of fun. but hurry back. she didn't even want to talk to them. no sooner than I hung up the phone they came in completely naked. we all three slept together like that. number 1 said what do you want to teach us today? I said go in my room and ill be there in a minute. I walked in fully hard on, sat on the bed and said lets see who knows how to sit on my "wiener" the best. they both took turns and I said youre both good at it. number 2 said that's not the way I want to do it. she got up on it and actually put it in her pussy. GD it was so tight it took everything in me not to cum right then. I picked her up off it just in time. to keep me from cumming in her quickly they both sucked it (taking turns) until I came. then I said ok who wants it first, they began arguing and I said its ok ill just do it for one minute at a time each. so I did that foe the next several hours in between licking their pussies. I would often pick them up in my arms and do them like that, they may have weighed 100 pounds each. I made sure I pulled out every time I came. and every time on or the other would suck it out AND SWOLLOW!!! I bet I came twenty times that day. they eventually fell asleep watching tv in my bed naked. I couldn't sleep so I took turns waking each up by fucking them in their tight little pussies. and they really were loving every bit of attention I gave them. one thing that really turned me on is when they were both sucking it while I was on th phone with my wife of their mom. day 4. my last day or so I thought. first thing in the morning we all took a shower together, and of course I had to do them both. number one took it and sucked the cum out. number 2 said her coochie hurt and I said its ok, I could put it in your butt. she reluctantly agreed. I got some of my wifes oil lubed up and slipped it in. as soon as the tip touched she shouted oh my god that feels weird. I said want me to stop, she said nope it kinda feels good. while doing that I seen number 1 watching and said you want to try it? she said yes. while I finished I loosened her butt up with my finger. I blew the biggest load of my life right in her butt and she creamed in delight "that feels so warm I wanna do that again" at that point I had so much sex my dick was hurting, but still hard and no way I was going to miss anything. I slid it up in 1 and she squeeled and I went to town, slowly of course. number 2 went to shower. while in there number one started moaning louder and louder. they both had orgasms already, I made sure of that. had to make sure they liked it. turned me on so much I blew a load off in her butt and she liked the warmth to. knock knock knock. oh shit while they were showering I got dressed and answered the door. their grandmother. she said their mom was going to be gone another day, and wanted to check on the girls. I made up a lie and told her they were down at the park playing. theyd be ok here another day. she agreed and left. alright one more day of this. I went and got in the shower. the rest of the day we went to the movies and the mall. I bought them hush stuff. went home and we all fell asleep. I awoke early to a blow job from 1 followed by fucking. first pussy then just before I spewed I pulled out and put it in her butt. pumped it a few minutes and burst a load in her ass. 2 woke up as I was taking her clothes off. she said what are you doing I said relax started licking her sweet pussy, till she screamed out, then I put my dick inside and she hugged me and started kissing all over me ass I made love to that sweet little thing. I couldn't help it I spewed all in her cooch. she looked at me puzzled and said that felt good, I said yes it did. the rest of that day was spent like that, without cumming in their pussies. about 8 that night mom came to get them. they begged to stay till morning I said I don't care we had some new movies(which was a lie) and she agreed. I made slow passionate love to them both the rest of the night ALL NIGHT. I figured it would be the las time. before they went home they both made me promise not to tell their mom,LOL. a said I never will. and they promised never to tell either. every other weekend or so we sneak down to the motel and fuck for a few hours.they love the taste of my cum!!!

BANG FOR A BANG

One evening whilst driving to the supermarket I could hear my phone buzz ....buzz...buzz . When I got parked in Tesco car park I stood between my car and another car checking my messages.. My friend was out on the town drinking too much and sending me lots of pictures of random people and him pulling stupid faces telling me ' I was missing the time of my life'..... then BANG !!

I just heard a squeal of tyres followed by the BANG ! ...A motorhome had just backed straight into the bumper and banged the car against the wall . I was shocked and had raised my left hand to my head covering my mouth in sheer shock . The BMW's front left headlight and bumper were mangled . I went over to the back of the car and the back end was marked and rear bumper cracked . I heard a female crying "OH MY GOD" the driver of the motorhome was a beautiful redhead woman in her mid 20's , about 5'4 and petite with 'C'Cup boobs and a peach of an arse. She was crying and was panic struck apologising to me and tears rolling down her freckled cheeks.

"Oh fuck ...what the hell am I going to do she cried " ...
I said , "WOW, I don't know ...that damage is going to cost thousands to put right "
She seemed more panicked with me saying that .... I got her to calm down enough to get her to move the motor home . I told her to park it away from other vehicles at the edge of the car park in the far corner , that way she isn't hitting any more cars !

She started it and I could tell she wasn't able to drive the thing properly but she managed to get it parked . I went over to see if she was ok . She was sat in the drivers seat still upset and still had tears rolling down her face .

She looked at me and I asked her what she is going to do .

" I'm in big trouble..arn't I ...serves me right for driving in these slippers " she blubbered

It was starting to rain so I asked if I could get in the passenger side . She nodded and reached over to unlock the door. I went round and got in .

"Why are you in big trouble ? Just swap insurance details" I enquired

She told me she had no insurance on the motorhome . I agreed ...she WAS in big trouble . She explained how her ex-boyfriend had thrown her out of the house after he had dumped her for a 19 year old .. She had taken the money from the holiday savings box and bought this 30 year old camper van with it as she had no where else to go . She was still holding down an admin job and she needed this to live in .

I was calm and just kept reassuring the poor woman that everything would be OK. She thanked me for being kind and for not shouting at her . I asked how on earth she intended to pay for the damage to the car . She said she would have to sell her motorhome ... I told her that's not a sensible option as she would be totally homeless and lose her job ..

She said "What other option do I have ?" .... I was looking at her face , all red from crying and tear marks on her face . I looked into her hazel eyes and said "Sex is another option ......or ...maybe not " quickly regretting opening my mouth ..
She seemed to calm down quickly and wiping her face she said.. " So... If....If I had sex with you , you wont report me to the police for no insurance? "
I agreed
She said " What about the damage to the car ??" ...
" well, I suppose that's what insurance is for ...it could be reported as a hit and run " ... She seemed relieved and she got into the back from between the front seats .. I followed .

She drew the heavy black privacy curtains across the front and across the other windows . she turned on the soft lights that were under the kitchen cupboard and pulled the two side sofas out and put one of the backs in the center ...it made a double bed ! I was very impressed with this old camper. She pulled out a duvet from the cupboard , laid it on the bed and stopped to look at me . I just told her to carry on and she bit the corner of her lip and started to slowly undress . I watched as she stripped off naked kicking her cut down denim shorts , knickers and slippers over to one side and throwing her top over to the end of the bed. She reached round and unhooked her bra and let it fall to the floor .

I quickly got undressed and popped my 7.5 inch cock out of my boxer shorts . She smiled at the sight of my stiff cock . I got onto the bed and directed her to suck my dick . She tied her hair back with a band off her wrist and knelt between my legs . With her right hand she took hold of my cock and put it in her mouth . She frigged herself while sucking my cock ...it felt so amazing ! . I wanted her pussy so badly and told her to lay on the bed . I played with her soft but firm tits then raised her legs and spread them resting her legs on my shoulders . I got my cock and rubbed her slit with it making her moan . She was soaking wet . I pushed my cock at her pussy opening and felt a slight resistance as I entered . I slid up her fuck tunnel and got balls deep . I held myself there as she panted then slowly worked up my speed ... After a few minutes of screwing her hard I was dying to blow but she kept saying "OH YES....YOUR BETTER THAN STEVE ...DONT STOP !!! " ... Hearing another mans name kinda put me off cumming and kept me going that bit longer . After a few more minutes I could feel I was going to blow and told her, she pulled me out and quickly spun round and sucked me off until I blew in her mouth .. I collapsed onto the bed and she spat my cum into a paper towel .

She thanked me for a good fuck and offered me coffee.. I accepted and she stood there naked making me a coffee . Without her knowing ,I took a picture of her with my phone holding a coffee jar and a spoon all softly lit looking at my cup next to the kettle .
I drank my coffee and she asked if that was everything . I asked to fuck her again as I was hard again, but she said no as she wasn't on birth control and I would still have semen on my dick... Worth asking I suppose !

I got dressed and she made sure I wasn't going to report her.... I told her not after that kind of sex ! . After apologising for the damage she smiled and thanked me for a good time . I told her it was probably best she drove off somewhere in case someone had seen the accident and reported it anyway.

I left through the side door of the camper and she started the camper, gave me a small smile and wave and drove off .

I sent my friend the photo I took of her saying "You've just missed the time of my life " ..... Messages of WHAT? WHO? WHEN? soon followed .. I wasn't telling either !

I went into Tesco with a huge smile on my face , got what I needed and got back to my car put the bag of shopping in the passenger foot well and started the car . As I was pulling out of the parking space I turned to look at the car next to mine...it was the wrecked BMW .

I never said it was MY car ...

I hope this slim peach pussy slut have more videos than this one? Any ideas about her name?

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Awesome pussy. Tastes like a peach and is tight as. Rare for a 25 year old who’s been around. 

My experience with one particular dating site has been far less than stellar since I joined about six months ago. It's the six-letter one that starts with "T." Since I'm at the far upper end of the age spectrum (71), I can't imagine I'm a "hot commodity" for most women on there, although I sure attract my share of "fakes, flakes and foreign babes." Judging from my responses alone, there must be an entire section of Hong Kong bursting with gorgeous women anxious to hook up. Yeah -- right!

This past Friday night was the anomaly. At about 10 pm I was alerted to a match. Swiping right to accept, I saw that Emily was a 33-y/o Hispanic woman. I decided to cut to the chase and announce I was horny and looking for a meeting that very night. Since I was ready for bed, I figured it didn't cost me anything to pour on the pressure. Much to my surprise, she admitted a similar interest, and we soon came to a tentative agreement.

Since I'm married, I can't host, She claimed to have moved to Denver recently and had two roommates who were [a] home for the evening and [b] had friends over. She lived in a large apartment complex in one of Denver's north suburbs, so I suggested we meet at a 24/7 porn theater that turned out to be literally 20 blocks from her place. She was skittish about that prospect, so instead she suggested I drive over to the clubhouse area of her complex and we meet for some car play.

Ten minutes later, I was out the door and on my way. My wife and I share a 2BR condo, and one of its advantages is that our bedrooms are on opposite sides of the unit. On Friday nights, she takes a sleeping pill, so it's possible to slip out unnoticed. Emily messaged me twice as I headed north, clearly concerned that I might flake out on her. Thirty minutes after I pulled out of my garage, I was parked in front of her complex's clubhouse and promptly let her know I'd arrived.

She walked up to my car just as I was climbing out. She's about 5-5, 160 pounds, large tits, big butt, and a soft "poochy" belly. We kissed briefly but felt rather exposed under the parking lot lights, so we climbed into the backseat of my car from opposite sides. I drive a Prius, which is hardly conducive to amorous activity, but she was clearly horny enough to want to make this work. She wore a peach-colored mini-dress with thin shoulder straps and a scoop-neck front to show off her cleavage. We kissed some more while trying to find an optimal position for further action.

Reaching up under her dress, I quickly discovered she was naked beneath it, with a smooth hairless pussy that was already getting moist. She pulled down her top to give me access to her nipples -- nothing special, but sensitive -- and shifted into the corner of the backseat as she pulled the hem of her dress up to her waist. Even after she hooked her right ankle up over the front passenger seat to give me full access to her slit -- her thick thighs were spread as far apart as room would allow -- the area wasn't quite spacious enough for me to go down on her.

So instead, I proceeded to rub her pussy with my left hand while using my right hand to massage her tits and tug on her nipples. Over the course of about 20 minutes, I finger-fucked her to at least a dozen orgasms. At various points in the process I had two fingers in her vagina, three in, and four in -- pumping away like a madman as she rode the wave multiple times. I tried to fist her, but my hands are fairly large, so the best I could do was four fingers plus the thumb up to the first knuckle.

She was extremely vocal -- alternately urging me on and announcing each impending orgasm -- so it was a good thing I'd left my car windows closed. Four or five times she reached down with her right hand to brush-bate her clit as i worked my hand in and out of her pussy, and twice she grabbed hold of my t-shirt with her left hand and twisted the cloth (plus a bit of the underlying skin!) as she came. [When I got home, I saw there was a speck of blood in the center of my shirt.] At one point I administered The Shocker (three fingers in her pussy, plus my pinkie deep in her ass), and not only did she NOT object to the intrusion, but twice more in the throes of an orgasm she boldly invited me to do it again. "That's the first time I had someone do that to my ass," she claimed. I kind of doubted that, but I was in no mood to refute her claim.

Twice during our fingering session I took a slight break -- hey, I'm OLD! -- and withdrew my fingers to lick off her juices. The second time, I offered her the first taste, and she greedily sucked two of my fingers into her mouth.

Naturally I was hoping for some reciprocating action, but before I could shift in my seat and start to pull down my gym shorts, Emily said, "Geez, look at the time, My roommates will be wondering where I'd gone." With that she delicately lifted her ankle off the front seat where it'd been resting, climbed out of the car, and did a quick adjustment to her dress so that all the naughty bits were covered up.

I suggested a return engagement for Sunday afternoon, and she seemed quite enthusiastic to meet me at the porn theater a mere two miles from her apartment. Off she went into the night, and I headed home. When I got there, I pulled out my phone to message her about Sunday, only to discover she'd "unmatched" me in the interim. I caught myself thinking, "I bet she did that as I was driving away," and was pissed at myself for not having secured some other way to contact her. She'd gotten what she wanted without having to satisfy me, but I still had fun. "Her loss," I figured, since if we'd actually gotten together on Sunday in a place with room to stretch out, there would have been some serious pussy eating going on.

OMFG , Do I love real natural tits any shape or size, even those women girls flat chested but have big puffy areola's and nipples turn me on, but all these fake tits ruin things

Pussies all covered in hair or just a little designer hair style on top NO! Thanks ladies, you have to keep your pussies completely clean shaven and smooth, does not matter if you have wings hanging down there is no need to hide them
I love those full pussies especially ones that look like a freshly sliced peach ummmmm

What are your thoughts on what is liked return answers in the reply thx

wrote this earlier today, would like some feedback

I arrive at your house. It was time for me to collect on the bet we made over the weekend. we had bet $1000 on the college football game, and you had lost. I sit on your couch and make small talk with your girl while you leave the room, I assume trying to find the money. You come back telling me that you are unable to pool the cash together and want to know if i'd accept any other form of payment. You see me gaze at your girl and get the idea where my mind is.
You pull your girl into the next room and after a heated discussion of whispers you come back in together, she glaring at you. you sit on the opposite end of the couch, as she drops to her knees in front of me. She begins to unzip my pants and I brushed her away. She looked at me slightly confused.
"You're wearing too much." I instruct her. She rolls her eyes and stands back up. She turns her back to me and pulls her shirt off over her head, revealing a small pink lace bra. She then bent over dropping her pants, showing her perfect and delicious ass in a tiny black thong. She then popped her bra off, exposing her small puffy peach nipples. She tossed it to me before sliding her thong down, running her fingers up her slit, then licked the remaining juices off. she turned back to me and squatted down, rubbing her tiny clit in front of me.
"Is that better?" she asked reaching up massaging my now obvious bulge. I nodded as she slid back up close to me. She unfastened and unzipped my pants and pulled out my rock hard 11 inch dick. She gasped and bit her lip in excitement. She spit on it then used both hands to rub it in while looking over at you, playing with your comparatively tiny dick.
She took one ball in her mouth and sucked on it, then the other, then did her best to fit both in while stroking my ever hardening dick. Her tongue flicked against my asshole a few times before tracing every ridge on my dick with her tongue. She traced the bell rim of the tip before kissing the slit. Her lips slowly covered it, using her lips and tongue to work just the tip for a few minutes. Her hands continued to work the shaft as she worked her way down the shaft. She began straining and popped up to catch her breath once she was only about 3/4 of the way down. She gulped a couple breaths as spit oozed in strings from her chin to my dick. She worked and forced her way down until my balls were hitting her chin, as I throat fucked her.
She pulled my out and looked at you excitedly. You nod, still stroking yourself. She turns around and points her ass at me, lowering herself down guiding my dick into her tight pussy. As revved up as I was, I almost blew right there. I gave her ass a good smack then reached a hand around to play with her small but delicious tits. Pleasure built in my loins as she slid up and down my shaft, massaging and playing with my balls as she rode.
I slid her off and stood up. I turned and bent her over the arm of the couch. She locked eyes with you letting you see her face as i ran the head of my dick along her slit, slowly working my way balls deep into her pussy. She showed you with every thrust the pleasure that was rushing over her body. She reached out and grabbed your shirt as her body tensed up. I give one good deep thrust as her juices spray hard back against me, soaking my dick, balls, legs, the arm of the couch, the floor, everything. She drops her head to the couch in exhaustion.
I drop a wad of spit onto her tiny asshole, and used two fingers to massage it into the hole. Her head raised up once I had hit the first knuckles. I added a small amount more of spit before pulling my fingers out and placing the tip in the edge of the hole. I give her ass a good hard smack as I fit the tip into her ass. She gasped in surprise and excitement as I worked the entirety of my dick into her ass, clearly taking her ass' virginity as tight as it was, and as long as it took me to loosen her up. I Grab a handful of her hair and give it a good firm pull as I completely enter her ass, my balls slapping her soaking clit.
It didn't take long until she was screaming 'fuck' as she came again. I pulled out of her ass and came back around to the front of the couch. She rolled off to her knees and massaged her tits in front of me as I jerked my dick. She looked over at you as you stood up doing the same. She smiled and opened her mouth hungerly. You drop your load first, spraying and covering her outstretched tongue. Before she can swallow I let go, filling her mouth the rest of the way and spraying a few ropes of thick cum onto her face and tits.
I pulled my clothes back on and shook your hand before heading towards the door.
"Can he come over more often?" she asks you before I can leave.

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I confess that I have masturbated 100's of times while imagining that peach model is grinding her panty covered pussy into my face.

Hey guys, I have a situation, or an opportunity depending how you look at it.

Before I even begin, let it be known I'm pretty fucked up. Taboos (certain ones) turn me on.

Okay, so I've been into my older sister for as long as I can remember. When I was five, I would wait outside the bathroom door at night when "Beth" took a bath and hoped to see her naked when she dried off and went back to her room to change.

Well, as I got older I began to become a voyeur. I would use CD's as a mirror to peek under her bedroom door and bathroom door to catch a glimpse of her. Then, a situation arose where I took a picture of her nude without her knowing. That was the first time I saw her bare breast clearly along with her cunt (she was 16 at the time, had quite the bush too).

Beth has always been a goody-two-shoes type of girl. Raised with morals, never do anything wrong, etc. Well, a few years ago I was in a chat room and met a guy, "Dave" who was in his early 40's and lived within 20 minutes of me. I shared pics with him and he and I talked about my sister for a while. We still chat and I still share my spoils.

He asked me several times if she'd be interested in meeting him (she's 21 now). I told him no, that she wasn't into older men. This was the truth also. The thought of being with somebody that much older would have probably sent my sister into shock and disgust. He told me on several occasions that if they met and went out, he'd try to get her into having a threesome with me and him. Dave also thinks incest is awesome... well, for me at least.

In the past few months, Beth has dropped her old ways of "nice and clean". She's become distant from most of her family and friends, and began acting like a bitch. One day, I recorded her in the bathroom and found she had shaved her pussy bald. For me, this was a huge shock. I've watched her bush grow from peach fuzz and she had NEVER shaved it before.

I've also just learned today that my 21 year old sister is going out with a 35 year old, jobless man. I know my sister is still a virgin, but I'm not sure if that's going to last much longer. She was raised with "no premarital sex", but she's thrown everything else out the window, why not that? And of all people, a willfully unemployed man?

Should I try to get Beth to somehow meet Dave naturally? If she turns slut and has a thing for older men, I think I might have a chance in getting her to fuck Dave, and in-turn, he'll slowly convince her and pervert her further into an incest threesome between all of us.

Yeah, I know it's fucked up... but this site is full of fucked up freaks like myself.

Any thoughts?