does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

Okay.. I have a question, which is a hypothetical, but before we get to that, here is some back story.

A couple years back I dated this chic, and for a while it was awesome. The girl was hot as fuck, and was actually into me, when you consider i'm an average dude it was a win for me lol. Well after a few months things went way terribad. She did a complete 180 and went from awesome to insane, and that isn't an exaggeration. She put an injunction against me, for beating the shit out of her, which i didn't, and throwing her out of my car at 70mph into oncoming traffic, and there are about 60 people that know she was full of shit, but living in a small town, in a backwater county, the judge bought it hook, line, and sinker. Well 6 months go by, and i dont even hear her name muttered, and my whereabouts were accounted for, i get arrested for stalking her out. Funny thing is, when i went places, i went to places she never went, and never went alone, otherwise i didnt leave my house for 6 months,pretty much. She said i was stalking her out driving a white mustang, i dont know anybody with a white car,much less a mustang. I drove a black and silver caddy at the time. I spent 18 days in jail, lost my job, my apartment, my car, and just about any serious future job prospects. All of our mutual friends stood up in court for me, and the case was disposed as Nollo Contendre (sp), which means no intent to prosecute due to lack of evidence, but in case we, the state, are wrong we're keeping tabs on you.

I bumped into her recently and she seemed apologetic, but I want revenge.

Now for my hypothetical question, lol.

If I wanted to drug her, and do whatever, what's a good drug to use, and where would i obtain such things. A friend said roofie or GHB her, but I wouldn't know where to get any of these things. All I want is to get her fucked up, and take pic's i can use to blackmail her into admitting to a judge she was wrong, and getting my record expunged. She wont do it willingly, because apparently she doesn't want to be labeled a habitual liar. I wasnt the first guy she tried to ruin, but i am the first she succeeded in doing so.

So what kind of drug can i use, something that will knock her out for a couple hours, and make her compliant, she's a drinker, so im pretty sure that will get the blame. Any ideas/advice? I have no intent on raping her, I just want something that will compromise her integrity enough to get her to take back her bullshit lies.

Who else goes to /b/? i saw a thing on there for Brazzers, and i lost it. i know the password was mustang. Who help??

I confess to being a tri-sexual in middle and high school....My best friend was my direct next door neighbor, our GF's lived on the same street (convenient), so we usually all hung out at my house (pool). We started playing strip UNO and a UNO version of "Do or Dare" My buddy lost a hand, so his gf dared him to suck my dick, to my surprise, he did just that, never had my dick been so hard. I lost, his gf made the same request, I did the same, but gagged, and dry heaved. He fucked my gf and I fucked his, that same day, it was pretty wild. The next day, he and I were alone in my room, when I asked him to suck my dick, this time he did so much more passion, admitting he has always wanted to do so, but thought i would reject him as a friend if he asked. I told him I was not going to be sucking anymore dick, he said that it was cool, and asked me to fuck him in the ass, which I had never tried anal before, I was still a rookie as it pertained to sex. I was 8 inches at 14, and thickened up pretty well by 17. Using baby oil, i was able to get in his ass, but it was a fight, he screamed and cried so much as pushed deeper, he scared me, but every time I stopped he got mad. He sucked me and I fucked him until we graduated, and have not seen him in more then 20 years. During my high school years and college, i worked at a Hi-rise luxury apt. complex as a concierge. I made extra money reading books to older men, while wearing underwear, or allowing them to suck my dick, occasionally fucking them in the ass, these guys were all married straight men, it was crazy. One guy was so afraid I would tell his wife, that he co-signed for a new 91 Mustang Saleen, and ended up paying the notes. I love rich white people, they are so crazy. The tenants would at Christmas time give us guys 2500.00 a piece, hell i sometimes made that in a good week of reading....I have not touched another man since those days. I am now retired and part owner of a oil and gas pipe company with 40 flat-bed 18 wheeler's, have two kids in college (UT and Baylor) and a second wife of 10 years, who is 10 years younger then me, and the daughter of one of the guys who I used to screw as a kind.