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08 Jul 2012 11:55AM
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i confess i just fapped to naked pictures of my niece that i found on the deep web. i hope to find more of her on there but i doubt it. and no i cant show you guys b/c if anyone who see her finds out they will definitely no that this is me. i wish i could follow the code, 'pics or it didn't happen' ritual, but i really cant. and also.. she is in the room right next to me! i wonder who took them and who posted them. there is got to be more

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15 May 2022 8:49PM
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I have a confession.. this is my cousin and she gets me so hard, i cant stop fapping to her and imagining so many dirty things i want to do to her. Do you find her as sexy as i do

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07 Mar 2017 3:26PM
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So this week I went Skiing. It reminded me of a story I'd like to share with you from a few years ago.

Best Ski Trip ever?

Then also I went skiing. Alone. I was going to go with my friends, before they all canceled. I dont even remember why, maybe some of them were sick etc. Doesn't really matter in the end. So I arrived at my hotel, late in the evening, dinner time. The receptionist was a really cute girl in her 20's. Wearing a dirndl, her tits sticking out quite a bit. No ring on her left hand, so maybe single. I flirted with her to test the waters. After I got my keys I still wasnt sure if she was single or not. Since dinner was already being served I just left all my stuff in my room, tried to put my valuables in the safe, didnt work. "whatever" I thought and went to dinner. Even though I arrived with dire thoughts, the receptionist already lifted my spirits and what I saw in the dining room even more so. Sitting at one table right in front of the room was a girl I knew from my teenage years, Jolie (french name btw). I even fucked her once, shortly after she turned 18. We were friends before that and even after for a while, but then came her boyfriend. He had his back turned to me, but I was pretty sure it was him, partly because of his hair etc. and partly because I knew they were engaged. It was his fault that I hadnt had contact with Jolie for the last years. He was an annoyingly jealous man (rightfully so, she was fucking around alot in her younger years). He basically forbade her to write/call me back.

So there she was, looking stunning in her dark blue, tight dress. Her tits were still kinda small, but I knew they felt amazing. She saw me and stopped speaking for a second, so I quickly turned away, so her BF Mike wouldnt see me when he turned around. I knew I couldnt directly contact her, I didnt have her number anymore since she changed it some years ago and her BF would go crazy if I came too close to her. I went to my table, where I could just barely see their table, I could only see her back. I told myself to be patient. I ate my dinner as fast as possible, so when I saw her finally get up, I could follow them in a distance.
I tracked them up to the floor with their room on it, they were just down the hall from me. I went to my door and just before I entered my cleared my throat to make them look. I then went inside immediately. I hoped, if they only caught a glimpse at me, she would recognize me and he wouldnt. Standing in my room I suddenly realized that I totally forgot to go to the receptionist to talk about the safe. So I waited a minuted and went down again. I told the receptionist, Angie, my problem and she said she would come up to my room with me, just as I hoped. While standing in the elevator, I continued to flirt, asked her about her day, stood just a little to close to her so our arms touched now and then. She didnt seem to mind. We arrived at my floor and got into my room. I showed her the problem with my safe. When she went to use the master key, I once again stood very close to her. I could smell her perfume. It was just a hint, but got me hard instantly. I pushed further, pushing my cock against her dress. She backed off a little, since she was finished and the safe open. She smiled at me saying "there I think that should fix it". I quickly asked: "Do you do roomservice as well? If so could you bring to drinks to my room, after your shift ends?" Her smile broadend and her answer was "Usually I dont, but maybe I'll do it this time." When she left my room, I could see her ass swinging for me. Seems like my luck turned. Maybe it wasnt that bad to go skiing alone I thought.

I had time to kill so I thought about a way to get in contact with Jolie. I remembered the following things about her: she loved to be touched with cold hands (or ice cubes); she could take Mikes whole cock in her mouth, but not mine; she loves going to the sauna. I remembered some other things, all irrelevant here though. I figured I would try to follow her while skiing, so I had to get up early tomorrow. I could also try to see her in the sauna, but I didnt know if Mike would be there, so I had to be cautious. I also thought, Mike probably wont recognize me, since I changed quite a bit since when I last saw Jolie, and I only saw him one time. Thinking about Jolie made me kinda hard, so I wanted to start fapping, changed into the bathrobe the hotel provided, but then I heard a knock on my door. I remembered Angie, wrapped the Bathrobe around my naked body and opened the door. Only then I realized that the bathrobe was kinda short (I'm pretty tall mind you) and my cock was almost sticking out from under it. Angie didnt wear her dirndl anymore, instead her chest was covered by a tank top, low cut and tight. She wore ass-tight jeans as well. In her hands she had two drinks. "Hey there" she said, smiling at me. Then her eyes went down to my half erect penis bulge. "Hey" I said back, blushing because of my bulge. She rushed in, put the drinks on the table and said: "I dont think we need those." She then turned around to me, reached under my bathrobe and felt my balls. I kissed her passionately, grabbing her tits. She definitely liked to be in control and I let her. She pushed me on the bed, stripped out of everything and sat on my dick, pushing me down. I let her do it. She did right my dick really well, I have to say. When I tried to grab her tits she pushed my arms down. She was in complete control. I stopped trying and let her do everything she wanted. When she came riding me, she got off and started blowing my cock. She liked tasting her own juice I think. When I blew my load in her mouth, she almost choked on it. She definitely didnt expect that much cum. It was dripping from her mouth, so she licked her lips. I was exhausted, but she got dressed quickly saying: "I cant get caught fucking guests. But if you want we can do this again some time." I nodded and let her go, too tired to say anything.
That night I dreamt of Jolie. Fucking her just like I fucked Angie. When I woke up to my alarm, my dick was rock hard. I had no time to fap though, since I wanted to catch Jolie and Mike. Just before I wanted to leave my room, I heard steps in the hallway. I didnt want to crash into Jolie and Mike, so I stayed in my room. When the steps reached my door, I heard a familiar voice say "oh my shoelace got loose." I stopped breathing for a second. Could it be? Few seconds later a tiny strip of paper was slipped under my door. I heard the steps continue on their way, took the paper and read: "Is that really you? If yes, write me a short message saying 'Is this Abigale?' Mike cant know." Her phone number was written below. My plan of last night actually worked! Of course I immediately wrote the message. Then I left my room. before I got to the dining room, I recieved a message: "No this is Jolie. Wrong number, sorry!" I knew she would write something like that. Mike had to be distracted. I then entered the dining room, smiled at Jolie, she didnt appear to recognize me, until Mike looked down on his food. Then she smiled at me for a split second.

The morning continued without further interferences. I managed to stay close to Mike and Jolie and went up the mountain in the cabin just behind them. There were not a lot of people there is early in the morning. When we arrived at the upper station, I feared I would lose them, but Jolie intentionally slowed Mike down. Since I was in full Ski suit now, he wouldnt recognize me. I followed them down some pistes. All pistes where almost empty so I had to keep my distance. Racing behind them was a lot of fun. I did that the whole day. Then they went to the upper station of the gondola again, which had brought us up this morning. Jolie took off her ski, but Mike did not. He kissed her goodbye and went on skiing. I took of my snowboard as well and came up to her. "Hey there, need someone to carry your ski?" I said, smiling broadly. She turned around, looked at me, first confused, but when I took of my glasses, she smiled and hugged me. "its so good to see you again!" I hugged her back. Pressed her against my chest. "Are you done skiing already?" I asked. She nodded and said "I thought that would be the only way we could get in touch. If you keep writing me, Mike would notice." I responded "Lets do it like this: if you text me, I know its safe to text you. Mike will never know." She nodded. We took the gondola downhill. We were sitting right next to each other, not talking, just enjoying the view. I layed my hand on her thigh. Even through the fabric of her cloths I could feel her warmth. She froze for a second. But did not remove my hand. She looked a bit irritated. "I know what you are thinking. You have Mike. But be honest, why did you contact me?" she looked and me. Then at the floor. "I missed you, and I missed your cock. His dick is so small, I barely get any pleasure from fucking him anymore." We were already half way down the mountain. I put my hand in her crotch. She flinched, but didnt move. I decided to be bolder and moved my hand inside her pants. She flinched again, but this time because my hand was cold. I touched her clit and she bit her lip. We were almost at the bottom, so I knew I wouldnt have time to finish it, but I still started fingering her. Her moans followed quickly. She spread her legs, my fingers slipped even deeper into her. Then I had to remove my hand. She looked at me in spite, but then smiled and said "you'll have to finish that later." I answered:" Will you go to the Sauna? will Mike come?" She thought about it for a moment and said "Mike hates the heat. Lets meet in the sauna at 4 PM."
The gondola doors opened and we left the cabin. Jolie recieved a text just then. "Mike is coming down" she said. I nodded and left her to wait. When I went back to the hotel, Angie was sitting behind the reception. I smiled at her, got my key from her with a small note, saying "tonight, 10 pm, your room." I winked at her, she winked back and I went up to my room to take a shower.
End of part 1

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22 Jun 2010 12:18PM
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WTF is this shit? Im sick of having my fapping constantly ruined by error messages telling me the stream cannot be found? WHat the fuck? Have the mods removed it or is it just the site being shit as usual. I just wanted ot fap to this goddamn video but i cant even do that

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WHY CAN THE STREAM NOT BE FOUND!?

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18 Oct 2010 6:43AM
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I have seen a longer version of this, I dont remember where and i cant find it, if someone has it please give link or upload I need to furiously fap.

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03 Jun 2011 12:14AM
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I am begining to wonder if there is a quota the admins have to reach of pics to take down on this site. The latest example is a fully clothed middle aged woman. Its true that the pic was labeled under cover Slut Mother .. but deletion? It's getting so a a decent hard fapping fella cant post anything around here that is moraly questionable. Moral Free Zone my ass.

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29 Aug 2013 3:20AM
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I have a confession to make im 22 years old and when i was young my sister and i used to make out and touch each other we were about 12 and now i fantasize about it every day i wake up from wet dreams and have them most amazing orgasm. she is 23 now and sometimes i peep in on her in the shower and listen to her get fucked while i jerk off to it i think shes the hottest girl in the world but i know she no longer has any interest in me anymore. I cant ever stop thinking about her i have a lot of pictures of her that i fap too now but i find that's not enough i want her soooo bad and i don't know what to do anymore. i watch b/s videos but there aren't enough good ones if you know of any good ones let me know please. And i assure you this is real i have really sexy picture of her if you would like to see. and more to the story.

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29 Jul 2012 1:05PM
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I feel terrible. Im not looking for sympathy, I just need someone to understand my situation here. You can call me a fag... I dont give a dam because I probably am.

i slept with an asian hooker last night. Whats weird is I have everything I need in life at this time. Im a recently graduated software developer with an MS degree in computer science. I have a very well paying job. Im Indian, came to the US for studies and now Im trying to make a living. I live in a studio apartment and don't have too many friends here because I just moved into this place. Im 24 by the way.

Im not being boastful but i have better than average looks, Last night I went to a night club by myself just to chill. The hoard of young chicks made me remember my graduate school days terribly and then made me realize Im out of that zone now. I am extremely smooth with women once the ice has been broken, but when it comes to white chicks who Ive never met before, simply breaking the ice into a conversation is the biggest barrier for me.

Ive seen tons of really stupid cheesy guys chat up women and get lucky before, Im so much better than that, but I still cant make things happen. Im constantly conscious of the fact that Im brown and chicks dont dig that. I know its not true, I hope it isn't. But im a very nice guy have a certain level of class and swag if you may. But why the fuck can I not chat up a white chick????

I drank like a fish, came back home and started fapping away. Thats all the action Ive been getting. And i came across this escort website, so I called one. I spent $300 bucks on this asian 30 year old who I was told was actually 24. Asian women have these super petite bodies so a 35 year old can totally pass off as a 25 year old. I fucked her real hard, it wasn't even fun. I taped it on my laptop too without her knowing. (I dont mind posting some screens here just for context.) It was a way for me to vent out.

I feel fucked up this morning. That person is so not me. I am educated, work in a very reputed company, have great people working beside me at office, live in an apartment where I pay $1150 a month. I have it all, but I stooped so low last night. Fuck!!!! I hate myself. I know this feeling will pass in a few days, but I feel soo fucked up right now.

Not asking for sympathy,don't need advice, Just trying to vent out whats in my head. Sorry if you feel theres a lack of structure in my text. A gazillion random thoughts in my head right now. But has anyone else been where I am today?

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