Post to explain my life philosophy that I, as a 20 year old college guy, have formed out of the experiences and observations I have seen.
Myth 1: Purity is Good
Keeping your virginity? Good for you, cause you’re fucking stupid. Being a virgin past age 18 means one of two things, Either you are too stupid to think for yourself and do what people tell you too, or you are too much of a loser to get any.
Myth 2: Money Won’t make you happy.
WRONG. Money = Happiness. Let me break it down for you.
What makes us happy? “love”, no stress, freedom to chase your dreams?
Well 1. Girls are SHALLOW. If you need proof, look at every rich guy at your school, or Hue Heffner for that matter. Proof, that if you put up the cash, they will put up the ass.
2. The more money you have, the less you have to worry about living day to day, AND you have more way to relax.
3. I would rather spend my days camping, hiking, rock climbing, and being with my friends, not getting up at 5 am to unload a damn truck and go to college for 13 credit hours a semester.
Myth 3: “If you work hard you can achieve your dreams”
Again, a huge ass lie we hear from the first day we go to school. If you work hard, you WILL achieve your dreams, if your dreams are to grow old and decrepit and too brittle to do the things you worked so hard to afford to do. I COULD work for 40 fucking years to afford to do the things I love, but by the time I have the time to do them (AKA retire) I will kill myself. So the only way tot achieve your dreams is to be either ridiculously lucky, or willing ot bend and break the rules to go what you want.
So there you go, your life, and my life, fucking sucks, what you going to do about it?
