Chums,

I am not overly impressed by the nude celebrity photos of the past few days. I feel that there are many girls as attractive and comely on this site as the famous actresses and models from that photobomb.

Is it just me that is thoroughly tired of the celebrity culture we find ourselves in? Jennifer Lawrence is an attractive lady and by all accounts is very shaggable. But so to are a hundred thousand other ladies who are not famous, rich and featured in magazines.

I am not sure what my point is, but I am sure that I should post this. It seems important in a gran-standing sort of way. Tally-ho, chaps!

Almost positive I saw a girl who became a famous singer and actress get gangbanged in an apartment parking lot late on a Saturday night 16 years ago. Will not name her but her initials are JS and she is also known recently for dating a pro football QB. I heard some noise that night in my parking lot and looked and saw a group of teens-4 girls and 7 boys-drinking and doing beer bong. After awhile one of the girls started feeling out this hot blond with big tits. She said she"s fucking wasted and urged the guys to feel her out too. after they started groping her the same girl said somebody put a cock in her mouth. They put a little pillow on the ground and made the girl get on her knees. 3 of the guys took their cocks out and stood around her and 1 of the other girls grabbed the back of the blond"s head andwas pushing her head up and down on one of the guys cock. A girl said suck it Jess suck it. After about 10 minutes of giving the guys head the agressive girl-who was a cute girl with short black hair-said I wanna see her get fucked. they stood her up the this guy bent her over and started fucking her. A few minutes later another guy put his cock in her mouth while the other guy continued to fuck her. This lasted for over 40 minutes and 5 of the 7 guys had their cock in her at some point and the girls were squeezing her tits.I was so turned on seeing young girls groping and cheering for another girl to get fucked. I was just hoping nobody would see what was going on and stop it or call the cops. Within 3 or 4 minutes all the guys came, unfortunately I was too far away to see the cum on her face and tits. When they got her dressed the aggressive girl said "She's so wasted she won't even remember." Well about 8 years later I was working with a guy and he said he went to the school that the famous girl went to. He said the guys would peek in the gym to watch her tits bounce around when she was in gym class.Then he said he heard that 4 or 5 guys gangbanged her in a parking lot when she was a sophomore. That's when I put it together that it was her I saw getting it that night 16 years ago Over the years I witnessed dozens of people having sex in cars or just out in the open in my parking lot which lead me to finally buy a video camera and film some of them. Just wish I would of had a camera when the soon to be famous girl was getting gangbanged, I would be rich.

1. This young troubled actress is looking around her for solutions to her problems. She is trying desperately to win back the hearts of the public, but so far nothing is working. She has seen how adoption has helped the public perception of some of her colleagues and has decided that might be the avenue for her… except she isn’t going about it in quite the right way. She reportedly offered her housekeeper a large sum of money if the housekeeper’s daughter would ‘sell’ her baby that is due at the end of the summer. Naturally the housekeeper declined.

2. This well-known funny actor is known to enjoy a drink or two over the course of an evening. While driving home (sober) after a recent dinner in Southern California, however, he was pulled over for speeding. The officer walked up to the driver’s side and asked the actor for his license and registration. The actor put on his trademark smile and asked the officer "Don’t you recognize me?" The officer replied, "Yes. Now show me you license and registration anyway, Funny Man." Uh oh. This did not bode well for our actor. He produced the documents, but continued to smile and engage the officer in conversation, hoping that he could establish a rapport and avoid a ticket. The officer looked at the documents and then looked at the actor. "Have you been drinking tonight, Sir?" "No. Why?" "Because your eyes look a little red." The actor couldn’t resist asking a question in return. "Officer, have you been eating donuts tonight?" The officer, visibly annoyed, said "No. Why?" "Because your eyes look a little glazed." The officer stared at the actor for a few seconds, then burst out laughing. The actor got off with a warning, and the officer went home with a good celebrity story to tell.

3. This newest barely legal teen celebrity who is only famous for being famous, (and really only became so because of the internet) is constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight. Don’t worry fans, she’s got a sex tape all cooked up and coming your way even though people wish she and her much older husband would get lost.

I have to confess I'm lesbian but I feel nothing for hot girls like victoria's secret angels or famous actresses, instead of that I get totally get wet and horny for mature women over 50 years old. When I was in high school one day I was in a friend's house and I went to the bathroom and there was a laundry basket and I started to browse it for fun and I found my friend's mother used undies, I took them and sniffed them and stole them and brought them home where I have many others I stolen from other friend's mothers.