Happy Holidays to the floozie still contacting my man, and others, while her man is hard at work.
Hey gobble gobble.There's no time to squabble! The table isn't the only thing that needs to get laid. It may seem like shade but it's only the bed that you made. So go ahead girl, and work on your fable.Storytime, filled with pumpkin lies and chickenhead thighs.But there is no need for lying eyes. No need to creep, nor need to sneak. No, not this time. Cheating isn't a crime, and although it isn't fine,I guess everything goes down a little easier with some wine.So what do you think? Are you down for a little kink?It seems to be right up your alley, another to add to your tally.No my dear, life isn't always fair, but don't despair. It can be an even trade, a game well played. Since you like to share, and it's only fair. Just have your Sancho (my bf) give me a call. My man can meet your man and we will ALL have a ball. Don't you worry.I can have us BOTH there in a hurry. We can call it the Bate and Switch.Take your pick.No need to be greedy, we can even work out a treaty. It's a time for giving and receiving. Everyone gets some. We'll follow your motto."It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none". It will be like your man hit the lotto. We can take turns, make them yearn. Help you out in the kitchen, no bitchin. Just lots of friction and lickin.I'll give your man a taste, but just a smidgen. I don't want to spoil dessert, Just enough to drive him berserk.No apple pie, just slip and slides. Make him put in some work. After some rum, it will be quadruple the fun.You can play with Sancho's willy, with his thumb in your bum.I'ma ride your man silly. Let him play with my kitty and even suck on my titties. I will stare into his eyes and watch him cum. I'll keep it basted and well marinated.Tender and juicy. While your man handles the stuffing. 🍆I will give him all that he craves. After all, Thanksgiving is my cheat day 😉Go pluck yourself BITCH 🦃Hoping you take a few minutes away from your phone and texting other men,to be thankful for YOUR man this Thanksgiving.
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I confess my name is Joe Christfag. I'm a member of an 85% majority group who acts like a persecuted minority. I expect to be unconditionally respected, and never criticized, for believing in the literal truth of some mythological fables written by unknown authors thousands of years ago.
I act like my entire way of life is under assault whenever an irreligious person tells me I believe silly things for silly reasons. I claim to be convinced I'm going to live forever in a perfect wonderland of eternal awesomeness, but my doubt shows through when I get hysterically defensive over any perceived slight of my belief system.
In the end, I know deep down my religion is a huge load of bullshit, but I could never muster the strength of character to actually admit it. I'll just go through the motions and pretend to believe, for not better reason than because it's the same load of shit my parents, grandparents, and ancestors all believed. I pretend my religion is an affirming and uplifting thing, when in fact it instills me with nothing but guilt and fear.
I can never properly appreciate the beauty and wonder of this world and the universe it inhabits, because I'm supposed to act like this existence is some minor, insignificant preamble to another, better, more important existence.
I go to a special building once a week where I metaphorically cannibalize a dead carpenter so as to win the favor of his father the magical sky-god, but I accuse other faiths of having strange, creepy rituals.
I'm Joe Christfag, and I approve this message.
so i finished fable 3 the other day... left me going wtf. cause seriously, peter molyneux is such a bullshitter. now i will tell you that the game had *some* awesome parts in it, but yet again they fail to deliver. its amazing how we get promised so much, and in this game you make promises to the people who help you overthrow your tyrant brother mean nothing as well. they mean shit! the game up until the so-called revolution was fun to me, but it makes no fucking sense after that.
weapons are almost entirely shit and the "morphing" is like pure bs. combat is horribly imbalanced. it really made me miss that charge ability from the first game(where you could knock aside groups of enemies). i'm pretty sure there are even less clothes in this game. almost no tattoos. the map system is fucking shit. towns and places on the map do not even resemble the actual place and there's no indication of where you are on it!
god its such a shame how gay fable 3 is. god its so disappointing. wanna know the literally gayest thing(well it would be cool if you were in fact gay) about the game? 3 escort missions the male npc will ONLY follow along if you hold his fucking hand!!!!1111one1111111 i played as girl btw but i still had to run at full speed in the attempt to lose the fucking bastard, which at times worked, but mostly the npc managed to run top speed with me holding my hand. if you were a straight male character that warrants at least a beatdown if not a murder. two escort missions however involved a woman and child. rescuing a child from a pack of wolves and then bringing her back to down was an amazing step forward in gaming you have to admit! but the game takes a few steps forward and then steps sideways trips and falls then attempts to get up but a rabid raccoon then attacks and it then runs around bleeding from its neck wound for awhile screaming and then dies.
thank god i didn't pay for that fucking insult of a game.
for the most part, this guy angry joe is right on, though on the pc i had no technical problems like he did. http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/01/aj-top-reasons-fable-3/
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