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16 Aug 2016 11:45PM
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My wife combing
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28 Nov 2011 3:23AM
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I'm looking for a video of an english girl involving anal bate with a brush, she says something like 'what else can you do with a brush, you can..comb your hair with it!' towards the end. There was a series of vids of this girl but i cant seem to find any. Help would be appreciated.

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20 Mar 2012 2:31AM
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A month or 2 or maybe more there was a posting here by a guy who said he was getting some at his hair salon.

The last few weeks I have passed a new barber shop and every time I go by, there are some Asian girls standing in front. They have aprons on so it looks legit. I figured why not give it a try and pulled in today.

I walked in an it was your typical shop with 6 chairs. There was a guy who looked like he was the head barber and 5 youngish girls sitting around. The guy looks at one of the girls and she came a took me to the back chair. While putting the cover over me I noticed that she seemed to be making a lot of contact including a lot of tit rubs. I explained how I like it cut and she started. While she was cutting my hair she kept putting the comb in my lap and seemed to feel around for it for longer then needed. The last few times it was right over my cock and one time I swear she was squeezing my cock. She turned my head to the side so I was looking straight at her and for the first time I noticed that her top was unbuttoned lower then before and was looking at her cleavage. When I looked up she gave me a nice smile. She started to finish the cut and was cleaning me off by using a drier to blow the hair off. I still had the cover on but it was now off my shoulders and she started to give me a nice neck massage. She leaned over to talk into my ear and asked if I liked. I shook my head yes and she asked if I wanted more. I was thinking more neck massage but she took the cover off and took my hand and lead me to the back room. They had one of those massage chairs where you straddle it while you get a back massage. She turned the lights down low and started to massage my neck and back. She stopped for a few seconds and it got very quiet. I could hear her moving behind me and when I felt her hands on my face I looked up and saw that her top was off and she had a really nice set of tits. She again asked if I like and I said yes. She started to massage my arm and shoulder and again walked behind me and pulled my top off and leaned up against me so she was rubbing her nipples against my back.

By now my cock was screaming hard. I was told to stand up and turn around. she then undid the front of my pants and pulled them and my jocky's down releasing my hard cock. She says I like and grabs it. I am then told 40 for oral and 80 for fuck. I opt for the fuck and she goes to a drawer and returns with a condom and uses her mouth to slid it on and gives me a quick bj. She has me sit back in the massage chair and takes of her shorts and panties and straddles my lap until my cock is inside her. She just does this slow grind and I can feel her tightening up her pussy muscles as she rides me. 5 minutes late I was popping my load in her. She cleaned me up and helped me dress. I handed her the 80 and she smiled and said thank you. As I walked out I gave the guy the 20 for the haircut and another 10 to give to the girl for a tip.

I knew I would soon be a regular customer. I checked out the other girls on the way out and one them gave me a smile and one said to come back soon. I told her I would and maybe she could do my hair next time. Damn I wish my hair grew faster.

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19 Jun 2013 9:46AM
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Girl i used to know from school a couple of years ago n this photo popped up on my facebook, wish the camera went a bit lower but damn she's got a nice pair a legs. Gunna comb through her page and see if i can find more sexy photos.

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06 Jun 2024 6:14AM
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This is my 18 year old “lesbian” neighbor. Just about to graduate. She’s a cunt I bet and doesn’t understand or can handle a grown ass man. Well I’m 39 year old and have  never had a virgin. If  logic says 1+1=2 then she has never had a man’s cock in her short life time here on earth so far. With a little help I was able to gain access to some of her social media login credentials and have uncovered her employment as a babysitter for a handful of affluent families in the surrounding neighborhoods after combing over her chat log. She watches over two primary school siblings and holy shit those two females are in gymnastics and cheerleading and are blonde petite and have not one blemish on their tanned and toned p r e t33n bodies. How should I delay the parents while they are out on the town next time she watches the spoiled cunts? What would you do?

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27 Jan 2018 10:14PM
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I LOVE tribal girls! Imagine help maintain their lussy hairs and combing their afros. I know it seems racist as fuck but you can deny lust and I'm almost positive they'd be hetter companions than white ladies.

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13 Oct 2023 2:51PM
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The Caretaker Prologue

He has been doing this job for more than eight years now. When he started he was a member of a rocker gang and had a serious problem: For health reasons, after a serious accident, he could no longer ride a motorcycle and had to stay at home while the other boys went about their work. One day they brought one young woman home, they had kidnapped her and demanded ransom. He should take care of her. He bound and gagged her and started to take care of her. But it wasn't very professional: He kept had to clean her several times a day because she kept peeing from fear, she had a blindfold that kept slipping, and then his restraints weren't right, she even managed to free herself and almost escaped! What a fiasco! But they were successful with the ransom, and they made more kidnappings, and he just kept getting better. When his gang was disbanded, he went into business for himself and offered his services, with success, he was now making good money. He had bought a building on the outskirts of town, and that's where they delivered the victims to him. They were mostly already tied up and drugged. He undressed them completely, clothing was only a nuisance during their often week-long stay, and he also needed access to all parts of their bodies. He put a large ball gag on them, which they always wore, only being briefly removed when he fed them twice a day. He also took care of their personal hygiene, the women were washed and creamed every day, he took care of their hair, washed and combed it, and cleaned them when they had relieved themselves. He shaved them regularly, he enjoyed it, and he hated it when women had hair below their necks.He carefully tied her hands and feet, always as tightly as possible, with soft and wide ropes that would not damage the skin. They remained tied like this the whole time they were with him, only when they were released did he take the ropes off them. He usually further tied the women up, usually in a hogtie, to discourage any thought of resistance or escape. At first he only did it for a short time, then the time grew longer and after a week they spent the day tied like this, at night he untied the ropes that connected wrists and ankles. At first he was afraid that they would not be able to stand it, or that he would hurt them by the bondage, but soon he realized that they tolerated it very well, they was getting used to the ropes. And he had always wondered how long a person could stay tied up permanently: His record was an older, very athletic and well-trained woman who had been with him for more than two months, later he saw her on television, she had not been harmed at all. He loved to play with his guests, beat and whip them regularly, and he fingered them from the first day on, in the beginning when they are new, only carefully, and the women, who were mostly anxious or aggressive at the beginning, slowly got wet and most of them eventually climaxed, even if it took a long time at the beginning. He increased his stimulation every day, and after a week each one was ready to quickly moist and orgasm quickly, sometimes several times a day. He had gained a lot of experience with female bodies over the years, knew exactly how and where to treat them, old or young, slim or fat, he found every body beautiful, and took care of it. Unfortunately, he himself had nothing of it, since the accident he did not get an erection.. When the day of parting came, the victims were injected with a drug that caused them to suffer from severe and complete amnesia, forgetting everything they had experienced in the past few weeks. The authorities never had any trace of him because he worked for many groups and organizations. It never occurred to anyone that a single man was doing this job. He is loving it!!

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09 Dec 2011 1:16AM
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Are there any HEAD HUMPING GIRLS OUT THERE??
Any cute petite girls want to hump a nice shiny shaved head? Unlike a dick, it never gets soft no matter how long you (and our friends)use it. This has been a fairly constant thought since I started shaving my head and threw away he comb.
Central Utah area only and serious girls only.

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I'm looking for a video that's been uploaded here a thousand times but it's disappeared from my favorites and the site.

It's a girl with straight black hair, tied up in the back almost like a bun. I believe she may be doing laundry for part of it, and then she masturbates on a bed with fingers, some anal. She's very skinny and has an adorable face.

A few months ago someone uploaded probably 10+ more videos of her, all from what looked like the same videos. She had different outfits on but was also masturbating in some of them.

She reminds me of Rooney Mara, as seen here: http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/EAHMst21yaqt8lxyVlHhRw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/partner/rooney_mara_head_shot.jpg

Only the hair was combed the other way. Any ideas?

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22 Nov 2021 11:23AM
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Comb over and abuse me

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this post will be long but i wanted to share. it's a true story. i dont care if you believe it or not. i'm just sharing it anyway. i started grooming my boss about 1.5 years ago in order to get my own advancement within the company since hard work doesn't mean shit where i work. now I've been fucking my boss for almost a year now. i have had my pay go up 7% and added an extra vacation day since then. it's not much but it's a start. i dont know what my end game is but it's probably going to be getting her job while i groom her into the idea of a promotion for herself or a 'better opportunity' somewhere else. i dont know yet.

my boss is a total dumbfuck. to be that stupid is a feat. some might say a natural talent that no hard work can ever accomplish. she is one of those obese short purple green blue hair bisexual gender fluid people. this stupid ugly bitch has no individual thought of her own. truly lacking brain function. she does whatever corporate tells her to do. but she can't even do that right without asking for help from everyone. theres no doubt in my mind she's fucked her way up the corporate ladder because she is really fucking stupid and her own decisions have backfired literally every time. astonishing how inept she is. everybody kisses her ass in zoom meetings but talks shit behind her back in the work groupchat she isn't part of and has no clue about.

since ive been fucking her for months now i discovered that she's a complete fucking idiot outside work too. she's told me shit about her life she shouldn't be telling me. sometimes i dont even know how to react or respond. she claims she was raped 4 times but seeing how god damn stupid she is i don't really believe her. she told me about the time her father beat her for bringing a black guy home and the time her father beat her for bringing a woman home. this stupid bitch loves to talk. big time daddy issues. the more i hear about it, the more i cant understand how the fuck this bitch gets a higher salary and better position than me. it just makes ZERO sense at all.

this idea to groom her came to me about 1.5 years ago when all this lockdown stuff started happening. one night at home i was having log in issues from my work laptop and needed to go into the office. i didnt have the keys so she agreed to meet me at the office and unlock the door. she had no choice since i had a deadline and if i didn't meet it we would lose an important client. so i did what i had to do at the office and we go to talking since there was no reason for her to be there. she asked me what my wife thought about me driving back to the office late and i told her (probably for the 15th time by that point) that i wasn't married or in a relationship and that i pretty much fly solo. i think we smoked a cigarette outside and talked a bit more about that and work but I don't remember all the details. a little bit after that she texted me one night asking if my work stuff was going ok. i told her about some tech issues and asked if there was a way for me to have a key made so i wouldnt have to bother her if i needed to get to the office late at night. turns out corporate doesn't want people like me who work hard and give a fuck to have access to work stuff so i don't lose clients. my boss has to unlock each time. even if it was for 10 minutes she had to be the one to unlock the door. ok fine whatever. I think the 3rd or 4th time I had to go to the office late she was giving me hints that she was into me telling me she doesn't mind doing it and she would rather be with me in the office for 10 minutes than at home watching netflix alone. stuff like that. i remember driving back home one time and basically coming up with the idea to fuck her for advancement. more as a joke but later more serious. i'd think about it in the shower trying to come up with ideas but she was making moves too it seems.

one night i had to go in because of some tech shit and so i texted her and she asked me to pick her up on the way to the office because her car was in the garage. seeing how i had no choice i did it. i did the work i had to do, some chit chat since she was there doing fuck all as usual watching me work and brought her home after. she asked if i wanted to come in and watch the office for a bit. i told her no it as late, some bullshit like that but then she told me she was lonely and hasn't had somebody over her house since covid started and I was thirsty so I went in. Had a glass of water, sat on the sofa. so im on one sofa shes on the other. the office is playing in the back. usual small chit chat about how the tv show is similar to stuff that happens in our office, whatever, and then her cat comes from behind somewhere and jumps on my lap and scares the shit out of me. she laughs tells me her cat must feel comfortable with me. she goes from her sofa to mine and starts petting the cat. the fucking cat was basically napping on my stomach/crotch area. her hand is inches from my dick. i told her it was time for me to go and she said something like 'aw too bad'. i dont remember her exact words but it was heavily implying she wanted me to stay. i drove home thinking i would be fucking her soon and how i should approach it.

the next short while i would defend her a bit at work. maybe not 'defend' but like .. see things from her perspective or not be as combative when she would say stupid shit in meetings. this was the best plan i could come up with that wasn't obvious. anyways it seems to have worked since it came up at another late night office situation and she thanked me and started saying stuff like her cat misses me and sniffs the sofa where i sat for my scent. fucking weird but she's a whackjob so it doesn't surprise me. she brought her tablet and we watched some more of the office and i asked her if she knew about a couple people in our office dating. she said no and then asked if anybody else was. i told her something like "oh you mean like you and me with all these late nights?" and we both kind of laughed. she gave me a side eye/flirty look and i knew it was close to fucking.

she started texting me late at night for random shit, nothing to do with work. sometimes she'd ask me for my opinion on random shit she saw online or ask me to come hang out with her and her cat. i always told her stuff i felt she wanted to hear and not what i really thought...because what I really thought was she is pathetic and useless as a boss. somebody i wouldnt be around if i wasnt paid to be around them. one night she invited me over to plan some work stuff for the next quarter and we could order a pizza and watch tv and stuff like that. that was the night she first sucked my cock. she was obvious in her attempts at this point but i chickened out with fucking. i came all over her face and hair and sofa cushion that night. we've been fucking secretly since. nobody at works knows about it. i haven't told any of my friends. shes not a proud fuck but she's a set of holes while i advance my career. trying to do that on hard work and merit wasn't working so now i fuck my boss.

she's fucking gross when she's naked. her rolls are disgusting to look at. her tits look like another roll of fat. her belly button area smells sour and sweaty most likely from all the sweat in her rolls. she doesn't groom her ass and pussy too often so there's always hair around her asshole. when we fuck missionary her tits flop to each side of body to the point i don't see her nipples anymore. i mainly fuck her while she's bent over. her ass looks pretty good that way and i dont have to look at her face. i think i have cummed on her entire body at this point. she probably has crusty old cum in her fat rolls. she's basically free pussy and blowjobs. she cant take my cock all the way in her mouth but fuck do i love to see her gag trying. slapping my cock on her cum filled face and stupid hair is so satisfying. and ive gotten a raise and more vacation. sometimes you have to sacrifice a bit.

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I realize I'm looking for a needle in a haystack here, but I'd really appreciate help.

Somewhere, in this vast archive, there's a video of Melinda (Vbfun757)getting fucked from behind over a desk by her (bf?). She's wearing a skirt, I believe plaid, and it starts with the bf fucking her under it then pulling it up.

I really wish I had a screenshot or something, but my comp wiped a couple weeks ago and I've been trying to comb the site but I don't think it was ever properly tagged. It's like my favorite video EVER, so if anyone has a link or any clues, please let me know? Thanks a bunch.

P.s. I'm aware there's another of her wearing I believe a pink skirt on a bed, it's not that one sadly.

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