Certified crazy but I am still glad she fucked me to spite her older sister (my ex). I’m not above accepting wild spite sex.
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Date of Birth 9 May 1972 , Easton, Pennsylvania, USABirth Name Lisa Anne CorporaHeight 5' 2" (1.57 m)Mini Bio (1)Lisa Ann, a scintillating dark-haired beauty who only grows more appealing with age, graced the porn scene between 1993 and 1994. Her exhibitionist talents first began on stage as an erotic dancer during her college years in 1990, when she later became a certified ...
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This Group Is An "Exclusive Club" Only For The Lesbians Of Motherless, THE ULTIMATE PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO ULTIMATELY CERTIFY AND VERIFY THE IDENTITIES OF ITS MEMBERS, SO THERE'S NO GUESTION WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!
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I confess when I was 18 my 24 year old sister used to jerk me off after I broke both of my arms because I couldn't do it myself. I got home from the hospital about 7PM on a Monday night and got put into bed by mom and dad. Then they went over my schedule and the other details of my care. There would be a tutor coming in to get me through school while I was home bound from 9AM to 1PM every day starting on Wednesday. Other than that my sister would be caring for me as they would be away at work during the day, and even when they were home her bedroom was right next to mine so it was going to be Callie attending to my needs 90% of the time. I felt so pathetic if somebody helped swing my legs over the bed I could get up and walk to the bathroom. I could even sit on the toilet and do my business, but somebody had to get me started by pulling my pants down. When I was done they had to help me clean up with baby wipes and then pull my pants back up. That first night I didn’t want to think about it so I took a sedative to postpone my hell until the next day.
The next morning I woke up with morning wood and I had to pee. The bad thing was Callie had awoken me and she definitely saw my stiffly. “Looks like somebody is up early this morning” . She said laughing with a big smile on her face. “shut up I said” . “Is baby bro grouchy today?” “We better get you to the bathroom so you don’t pee the bed as I don’t want to have to change the bed sheets.” My humiliation had started. She helped me up and we made the short walked to our mutual bathroom. I said “ok turn your head, pull my pants down and I’ll sit down to take a leak.” She looked at me and said in a stern voice “Look brother I have to care for you the next month maybe more it isn’t going to work if you get all modest on me. I am going to see you naked so you better fucking get used to it. With that she shucked my sweat pants down and there my bare white ass and my seven inch cock stood in all of their glory.
“Look girls sit down to pee not boys.” She went on to say “I don’t care if you want to act like a girl around me, but you won’t be able to tuck that cock in under the toilet seat because it is stiff so I am going to have to touch it either way.”
“Aren’t you going to put some gloves on?”
“No, you’re my brother I am not worried about catching germs from you.” With that she grabbed my cock and said “oh my that Toni is one lucky girl.” It was a good thing I had to piss so bad or I wouldn’t have been able to go because of the strange hand on my cock even if it was my sister’s. Once I was done she wiped the tip of my cock with a baby wipe and pulled up my sweats. She washed her hands in the sink.
We were still in the close quarters of our bathroom and now that I was fully awake I noticed she was still in her night cloths which consisted of an old white concert tee-shirt, no bra so you could see her c cups jiggle when she moved and of course a pair of pink shorts that she had probably gotten when she was in junior high that were two sizes too small and said “PINK” in white letters across the backside. Her ass cheeks were hanging out of them as she bent over to wash her hands. Before I knew it I was hard.
OMG I was hard for my sister. Of course as she backed away from the vanity her ass hits my front and she feels that hard cock poking her in the ass cheeks. “Do you have to pee again or are you just happy to see me?” she laughed. With that she leads me into my bedroom and helps me into the bed. Feeling ashamed about my boner for my sister I deflated quickly and started crying. “Callie this is so damn humiliating I am so sorry I don’t want you to feel like I think of you in that way.”
“It is ok Troy it is your body’s natural reaction to stimulation I know you can’t help it.” “Hell I bet it hurts you were cooped up in the hospital and weren’t exactly able to help yourself.” Do you want me to call Toni after she gets home from school maybe she could help you with your problem?
“Our relationship isn’t that way”
“But you told me in the hospital you showed her your dick?”
“Yes, but that is all we have done a little touching and feeling we are in the geek lane at high school not the fast lane like you were, and we are not even official yet.”
“So you think I was a slut? ”
“No that isn’t what I meant we are just both late bloomers and neither one us had the same opportunities you did.”
She said “that surprises me Toni is really hot, and has a model’s body long and slender with beautiful long flowing brunette hair. I’d love to have a firm body like that not a jiggly one like mine. Are you sure she hasn’t been around the block with someone else?”
“I am sure up until last year she had short hair, pimples, braces and wore glasses. Plus she has been in AP classes since she was a Freshman like me, and what do you mean sis your hot?”
“Umm well I see you’re not so bad yourself, but I guess inviting Toni over to relieve you is out of the question?”
“I’d say so, plus I don’t want her to see me like this for fuck sakes my sister has to hold my cock when I pee.”
“Look if this girl is into you like I think she is and your into her – you have to get over the embarrassment of stuff that doesn’t matter. If she cares for you and you care for her I won’t have to hold your wee wee for you anymore she will, but right now we have immediate needs to take care of. Why don’t you sleep for awhile as I need to go the store and get something. When I get home we can have lunch and then I will give you a shower.”
“ok”
She left the room, I heard her get in the shower and then about 30 minutes after the water turned off I heard her walk downstairs and out the door it was about 10:30AM. She looked in on me before she left, but I pretended to be asleep. For the first time since my injury I felt better about things as the worst of it was over. My sister had seen me naked and even touched my cock. The world didn’t come to an end and I didn’t die of embarrassment. Of course it had helped that mom and dad had told me the night before that part of the reason Callie didn’t get to come home that much when she was in College was that she had a part time job as a CNA in a nursing home near her college campus so she was very experienced in all of this. I found out she was even certified in this type of care. There was a lot I was learning about my sister that I didn’t know. Namely that she was compassionate, kind and there was a lot more to her than just her looks. I was beginning to believe she wasn’t at all shallow the impression I had often got of her when I only saw her in small doses when she was still in college and from what I remember from when she was in her last two years of High School. I was also starting to feel closer to her than I had ever felt before. I even feared I was developing a crush on her and even if I wasn’t my dick sure was. I had defiantly fully let her back in.
Are we on a boat? Are you SCUBA certified? ... No? ... Then nobody is taking a "deep dive", karen. shut the fuck up.
Is the model alright, i am a certified lifeguard and i have never seen such a dangerous stunt
The idea that we can't dispute bans from the chatroom is insane.
Just got banned for posting a watermarked pic from 18eighteen.com
Clearly the un-named, over zealous moderator doesn't understand what a compliance statement is...
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Looking for a certified freak in South Florida.
So after waiting days for approval of several pictures of a 20 year old girl, this is what I get: " This message is to inform you that the following uploads were NOT APPROVED, and have been deleted".
I've been reading many complaints from others on here about how uploads of perfectly legit pics don't get approved and get deleted. Then I run into all these photos on here of girls who seem definitely underaged and wonder how they ever got by those same sensors who don't approve photos of legal age girls. Its a mystery as to how a porn site that exists on user uploads can have such poor judgement of what to allow and disallow.
This site is a waste of time spent and has become less and less of what it says it's all about. If its a porn site that relies on user uploads, then you ave to take some chances on user submissions. If you cant do that freely because of nervousness or some other reason, then try requiring upoaders to certify their upoads. If you cant do that either then find another direction to go in thats entirely different because, as a porn site you're going down hill fast. ML, if you want to become a PG rated site, just get to it already will you. This slow transition into something far watered down from what you were is like watching a frog in water being brought to a boil. Its a slow death that you dont seem to realize is happening.
I for oe, will not be wasting anymore time uploading my LEGAL photos to your site. Good luck with the present course you're on guys.
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So my ex-GF texted me last night. Nothing of substance but I know that means she misses me. She's certifiably crazy and I've broken up with her twice. I wish I could slide into a nice conversation and more because I still love her but I just don't trust her. She lies like a rug. I'd love to get another BJ from her though. She is the best. By far. I'm just to hardened against love and relationships now. I believe in chaining women to radiators thanks to her. Best to ignore her right?
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ok so me and my gf are wanting to try some new stuff and she wants to try some sedatives to see if she can do anything and if she remembers it the next day... im certified in cpr and first aid so i know nothing bad will happen and i need something that i can get at like a reg store... the only thing she needs is not to be able to remember it and not to be like awake... so plz help me and my gf ;)
ps. preferebly homemade or cheap items.. we arent the richest of ppls
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