I confess I went to the gym tonight specifically to see cock and be naked infront of other guys, I thought the showers would be private but I was wrong. So I went in the most private section, it seemed like an area for old people . I went out to check if anyone was around and a guy was walking into the shower, Im certin he seen my dick (I wasnt hard) and he went to his shower directly on the other side of the wall beside mine, after he left, i didnt see another guy come in, but I did see an older guy with longer hair come in, he chose a shower diagonal from me where he was in plain sight to me and i was in sight to him, so I figured he wanted a show, I started to soap my ass up really nice and my back was turned to him, so he probably enjoyed it very much, After I got a bit more comfortable, (and when he caught me trying to look at his dick a few times) I started turning around and making sure he could see my dick, which made me semi hard. He kept turning around also, and his dick was either really big, or semi hard as well, at one point he even basically was "washing" his ass and hos ass cheeks were bouncing everywhere, I thought we were alone the entire time but when I realized the gym was about to close I quickly finished my shower and seen a big hunk pass by, and a latino dude still showering out of my vision, what do you guys think? Should I have jacked off for him?
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motherless why delete my photo with 2.455 views this has made me mad she was not underage as i know this girl shes 18 but u deleted it so your a bunch of pricks and eat shit and ban me i dont give a crap you fucking stupid dumb ass site
to the owner of this site you a cock sucking ho with no fucking one that loves you and hope this site gets shut down asap
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Can’t make a wife out of a ho
Went to the white trash girls place today and she whipped this dildo out.. nasty ho lol
Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
I want to see my Mom knotted. but not ho wyou would think I do.
yo can we talk about something for a minute?? jesus, alright now that i have your attention. ima tell u something i aint never told anybody before not even my homeboy. this one time i straight up walked home from school then i seen this girl i know. okay i mean KNOW that bitch. she was a straight up skank. anyway she was at a car stickihg her fucking head in the window looking stupid n shit. so i said hey yo steffany but damn she didnt hear me. i said it again hey yo steffany. this time she turned around looked at me n went back to window like she stupid or someshit. then she stepped back and fuck the damn car took off i didnt even know there was a nigga up in there. then this the fucked up part.. crazy ho walked up to me to say wassup and damn nigga ...she had a string of cum dangling off her motherfucking eyelid. she was giving a nigga head in that car. i looked at her and man she looked so nasty i fucking threw up all over my fucking shoes. shit was embarrassing. straight up ratchet ho smh.
I confess This fat ugly ho has some pretty good pussy but her asshole feels a lot better she introduced me to analyzing a ho for the first time what would you do to this fat ugly ho
Anyone know who this little ho is?
Thai Ho. You're under arrest unless you suck my cock.
Hi ho, just seeing if anyone out there can help me out. can anyone help me find any Angel Jay vids? I haven't seen much of her. There is a clip floating around here that i can't find for the life of me. The scene you've probably seen of her is as a girl scout selling cookies. it's from Jurassic Cock ala porn pros. She does alot of daddy talk in the vid.
The daddy talk isn't the draw for me, i just think she's cute as hell. I also love the soft sleepy way she talks. thanks folks.
Ho is she
. Dose anybody knows her name. Usually i dont lie fatv chicks but this one is hot.Im hoing to share my GF, please tell me wwyd to her😈
Ho is she
?I have to confess.... I am in love with a married man on this site....I know that we can never publicly be together, due to certain circumstances. But on this site we can openly share our love and tell other people about us.. While I don't get to see him in my bedroom as much as I like. I understand the reasons and would never want to blow hos cover. As again I love this man. I am sure by now many of you are asking yourselves what the issues are, well this man is My ex-stepfather. And while he is not married to my mother any longer, he is still My dad and much more... While we still spend time together and not many people know the love that we share...
When I was younger I would leave the bathroom door open when we were home alone so he could watch me shower, I started putting on a show after I knew he would stand in the hall way and watch me...After awhile he got brave and would come in the bathroom and chat with me while I Showered. One evening I heard the shower and decided to turn the table... I walked in and he didn't notice me strip down and step in behind him. he was startled when he felt my hands wrap around his chest and pressed my naked dry breasts against him. he turned around quickly, and we embraced, for the 1st time.
we have fooled around from time to time but it has now come to the point where I am truly in love with him. but that is all I have to say for now...
Other than I love you!
This ho loves sucking cock
white power on these black hos
So I just finished my freshman year of college and did something bad on Spring Break. I was 18 (19 now). I had only been with one guy my current boyfriend for the past two years and no interest in doing something with anyone else.
But I was on the beach in Jamaica and started talking to a nice black guy. He was 30 and also from the U.S. Told me how good I looked in my bikini which felt good. We ended up having a bunch of drinks and I went back up to his room. I even remember thinking it was wrong but he started going down on me and it felt so good.
He stood on the bed as I laid on the edge of it and he just railed me. Eventually fully got on top and just blasted in me. Felt like such a ho. Bad decision maybe but god he was hung and it felt good.
Took the morning after pill when I got back home so I think I’m good. But dam. Do I confess to my boyfriend? Or do I just let this go?
Ilove black rich bitches i wana fuck em in the ass and send her back to the projects with cum glob in her ashole. Stupid privilege blavk bitch -suck my nut!!!!! And ho back to the strerts sucking divk your lucky your parents shielded you from the ghettto otherwise you selling end up with a COck in your ass smoking a crackpipe like your grandmother
Hey, tried this once before but didn't have a whole lot of luck, I'm 18 male looking for a guy or girl or both to watch me jack off and stuff on cam, i'll do whatever you say and it would be ho if you would interview me about stuff that i've done, kind of an unusual one but either way add me lol
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I have to go over my neighbors house soon. He is at work and hos wife is home alone. I am going to wear tight shorts with no underwear to see if I catch her looking at my cock. If i she she is looking i am going to do my best to get her to blow me
Ho would you use this slut
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My Chinese experience.
I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.
It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.
First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.
They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.
These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.
You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.
These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.
prostitution is pretty much legal
here is how it works
its illegal but nobody gives a shit
there are a few levels of prostitution here
there are the street girls
cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)
you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.
You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.
These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.
you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.
girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e
there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.
my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.
sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.
TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls
Yo ho be so tight I beat her ass jus cuz son. Bitch be on my dic all night boy dats how we do it in the hood b.
do u think she a ho
Such a ho
This for my friend I give his first letter only "M" he want try anal on me dare me post a pic me bent over see how many guys I can get post thier cock pic. I have thought mike good friend I willing suck his cock tease hos balls getting his cock nice hard wet. I then want him pull out my mouth spit on my ass so drips down on my balls then tease his head iny tight hole. As he tucks me I reach back rubbing teasing his balls til I feel him push it deep release his man cream in my ass. So boys post your pics if u want watch or join in
Love making my sister in law see Stars ,,,, she ol dirty meth ho
Ho Ho Ho!
Men, I feel we all need to join together in the fight against women cheating on us! There's a very simple method to get women to stop cheating and it will be very easy for us to implement and it will be easy to identify cheating women: If you fuck a woman who is married or has a serious boyfriend do the following: Go to the kitchen (after you fuck that slut) and retrieve the largest sharpest knife you can find, then return to where ever you left that skank an cut the bitch. I'm not talking about full on murder the ho. I'm just sayin cut her. Some pleace obvious like cut off an ear lobe or a little finger. By doing so it will do 2 important things: The bitch will learn her fuckin place and hopefully learn a lesson about not being a cheatin slut. and it will be easy for everyone to identify a cheater instantly.
I miss this ho she was just my kinda kinky let me fist her and and other kinks
Which ho you want?
UK Ho
I was at a bar last night and a girl standing next to me trying to get a drink said suck my dick! So I said your not suposed to have one of those. She took my hand and placed it between her legs, I could feel she was wearing a strap on. She laughed a sexy, evil, playful laugh and smiled as she said you like that I can see it in your eyes. We both got our drinks but decided not to move and talk some more. I asked her if she would hold a mans hands aganst a wall above his head and fuck his throat. Same smile same laugh and she said hunny I'll do that and so much more. She told me she was married. (I figures she was just teasing), then she told me her husband is a cuck and invites me over to there table. We get back to her table and I meet her husband 3 of his friends and about 8 other women. She announced to the group she had found a new chew toy, and tells them the story up to this point. All the girls start asking questions about what I'm into and I tell them I'll try anything 4 or 5 times all of there eyes light up like christmas trees. The one womans husband seems ok with everthing going on, the rest of them seem to have some distane for me but I dont care I think I'm fixing to have an orgy. As the night go's on a few of the men get in arguments with the women and the women make it very clear some of these guys will never get any pussy from any of them ever again, but the men keep hanging around. Anyways who cares I'm enjoying my night with the one woman basically jerking me off trough my jeans right infront of everyone and lifting her sun dress to let me finger her ass, stroke her strap on, play with her pussy, and humping my leg all night long. After a while she ask me to go to the truck with her, she turns and tells her husband you stay here do not come to the truck. We go to her truck its got a pretty tall lift kit and she asks me to reach up in the seat and grab somthing for her so she dosent have to climb into the truck, shes a little shorter than me. I turn to grab what she asked for and faster than I realized my pants are around my ankles and shes licking my ass hole. I let out a few little moans of joy and she starts to jerk me off as well. I reach back to play with her tits, she must have really enjoyed that because she started licking faster and fucking my ass hole with her tongue. I pull my ass cheekes apart so she can get in there realy realy deep. Just before I cum she stops everything runs her finger my and my cock go's instantly limp! She says thats enough for now. And we go back to the table all the girls laugh and giggle as they see us walking back, as soon as we get to the table there are jokes about blue balls and not finishing. (This must be her thing denying men what they want most and all her friends must know it). The rest of the night go's pretty much the same her grinding her ass in my lap flashing me, shoving my face in her tits. The other girls made a few occasional advances but no where near as bold. Almost at the end of the night one girl ask are you gonna fuck him or what? You found him you have dibs but we want out turn too and we dont want to wait. We where pretty drunk and her husband was sober (not sure if this was his choice, it was planned for him to be the DD, or if this is another way she shames, humiliates, controls her husband). She offers to let me stay the night with them (I'm thinking all of them). So the 3 of us go back to there hose and I get out of the truck and like a gentleman I'm helping her climb down out of the truck. When he feet hit the ground we start kissing and she undose my belt (I'm thinking I'm about to get a blow job right here in the driveway) she takes my belt and ties my hands to the headache rack on the truck then she pulls my pants down and she rubs the head of her strap on , around my ass hole I hear her spit and BAM her rubber cock is all the way up my ass! Like all 10" shes fast but shes gentle shes not trying to hurt me, this is anal not painl. She reached around and played with my nippes she edged my cock for what seamed like hours, she would switch it up and give me full fist pumps, just her thumb and index finger all the way down to the base of mt cock and use her middle and ring finger to run 1 or 2 circles around my prostate, rolling her palm on the head of my dick. The whole time talking dirty to me tellike me what a good fuck I was and telling me not to cumed until she gave me permission sating I had a cute little butt and demanding I stick my ass out further (I did) at some point I looked over and saw her husband jacking off, I must have called her attention to him becase she told him to put hos do I back in his pants and he did. She pulled my hair, she choked me, she slaped my ass! It was everything I could ask for. She offered to have her husband suck my cock (I declined I later told her I didnt want her husband touching me as there is simply no physical attraction). I busted a huge nut!!! It literally felt like I cumed a whole 5 gallon bucket!!! She untied my hands and we all went inside. She was totaly naked except her pink strap on before she even got to the door, all I had on was a button down shirt. She told her husband he would be sleeping downstairs tonight and I didnt seem him again until much later. We went to her room, I closed the door behind us, Shane said leave it open I want him to hear us. She went to her computer and got one of her friends on Skype. We fucked for hours! I mean we must have gotten to there house around 3am and when I left it was like 9am. Her pussy was already soaking wet, swimming pool wet. She rode my cock until she was exhausted then took control and put her knees in her armpits and pounded her as deep as I could until she squirted with such force it felt loke a showwrhead on my balls. I sat on the edge of the web and she faces the wall and rode my dick again while I played with her tits, I grabbed her and fell bakcwards and fucked her that way. She rolled off of me and layed on her belly and I was on my knees with my cock bent almost straight down and grinded back and forth. When I fucked her doggie style I could see her pussy lips gripping my cock so tight when I pulled back her lips stretched out. I layed her on her side and put one leg over my sholder and leaned over so I could kiss her while I slow fucked her. I layed her on the edge of the bed with her head hanging off and throat fucked her until my lnees where too weak. We ended it with some missionary, I cumed in her (I have never before in my life fucked until my dick went limp and kept fucking until I got hard again). She called her husband and told him to. Ome upstairs and eat her pussy, and he did. Once she cummed he left and I never saw him again. We layed in the bed coverd in sweat and cum spooning until we woke up. Her tight little ass felt spool good in pressed aganst me. I played with her tits a little and fingered her a bit but fell asleep pretty soon. She asked why I never fucked her ass, I said I figured if she wanted it she would tell me, then she said I guess we can do that next time. Cant wait to get passed around through all her friends and be treated like the man slut I am! They range some are skinny some thick some BBW I LOVE BBW's some blond, brunettes, a redhead, and one with crazy diyed hair. Most of them are atractive but there is one that is not very pretty but who knows maybe she will give me the blow job of a lifetime.
Would you fuck this slut from my city?
Ive heard storys that she loves it i remember her when we were younger she was a complete good girl grew up with the boys never got around getting chopped into but recently shes let loose she fucked this one guy went out with him for two years then fucked his brother straight after and then they startd fucking
After that she fucked one of my mates and after they started fucking she turned around and started fucking his brother too. Now she dates him and they are together
Bad cock slut what do you think of her ay? What wuld ya do to the little ho?
Cum on her pics ill give yas more
Ho
Anyone know ho the model is or what movie these are taken from?
Last night my wife and I got into a fight. I slapped her in the mouth and she started to cry. I told her if she didn't like my laws then to get the fuck out of my house (prenup). We fought some more and I ended up grabbing her by the hair and throwing her into the trash can. She puts up with it because she knows she'll never get a dime from me in a divorce, she has no money, no job, etc. As much as we fight, I love being married to her because I am the king. It makes me laugh watching all you faggots talk about being a Captain Save-A-Ho and how you'd slug me for being a woman beater because I'd beat your ass the same way that I beat hers. I'd even make you cry like a bitch.
It's June 11 and these bitches still haven't paid rent. They asked me for a 'break' because they're having a rough month. I told them that I don't give breaks to anyone especially little hos who can't manage their money. They are only 19. I am opened to fucking for a discount but we're at a disagreement. They are willing to give me a few fucks a month to let them stay rent free whereas I'm willing to give a discount (33%) for a weekly fuck (rent is $800 a month).
My questions are:
1. What is a fair market price for her pussy, ass and mouth for two 19 year old whores (I'm a 31 year old guy)?
2. What should I do to them?
3. Should I just take it and then evict them?
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Cumbuckets! Ho dserves your losd and why? Left is Jessica, right one is Anne!
i confess even though i only date thin white girls i secretly LOVE big black tits.
last night I saw an ad on craigslist from a 18 year old 40GG girl posting for blowjobs for 50$
I emailed thinking it was a fake or a crack ho, got a reply offering to meet up in an hour, got ready.
was super nervous driving down there thought for sure id get busted by police but she walks out of her house with THE. BIGGEST. TITS. I. Have ever seen...
gets in the car doesnt even ask for money and lets me play with her tits, we climb in the back seat she lays down and i straddle over her placing my cock between those things
pour a little astroglide and have some fun for 15 minutes until i cum all over her tits and face.
she giggles and cleans up with a towel, i hand her 50 and shes out of the car. she says to email her we can do that as often as we like.
next thing i know im at home sleeping next to my girlfriend and her small tits.
probably wont do it again, needed to get it out of my system. money is better spent on some cyberskin tittyfuck toy or something right?
pic isnt her but thats about how big those things were. not floppy either they stood way out with no bra. heaven in my hands
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My wife just laughed when I told her about the OraJel thing but told me she had a friend who worked at a store and she would talk to him and see if he could steal a case or two from work. About a week later I got a call ,the guy said he was my wifes friend and he had the orajel I asked for and he would come over with it on Friday after five and to have his money . I wasnt expecting two cases but had the money to pay him ,I was suprised that he sold it to me so cheap and said he would have two more cases every month and id better have the money or else,so I agreed .Everything was going smoothly till he asked me if I really used it on my sissy dick like my wife said or was she lying.I was so humiliated but she made me explain it .When you use extra strength orajel as lube when you jack off as well as filling the end of a condom and wearing it all day it makes you lose feeling in your penis,eventually it goes away forever from what I read.Also if it is squirted in the pee ho;e it makes it so you cant feel it when you cum or pee He laughed and told me to jack off with it right then ,I had to obey ,,or be punished then forced to obey .My wife made sure I always did what I was told and loved to spank me if I didnt,,so I undressed ,squirted several tubes into my hand and was teased and humiliated till I exploded in my free hand,then to make it worse I licked my cum up while they watched also. That was just over two months ago and now my sissy clitty is totally numb and has stopped getting hard . I keep a jell filled condom on at all times except to shower and when I used to play with it . Even if I am lucky enough to have an orgasm I kind of feel it inside me but I dont feel it in my dick like before. Also if you dont feel it when you are peeing you dont know it is happening and cant stop it till you are soaked.The man who my wife said was just a friend is really one of her lovers,thats why he sells it so cheap so I would make it so I cant get it up and he takes my place fucking my wife.
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How to get my wife to be more open-minded she is really shy.i would like to share her with some one else so she can try bigger dick's than mine. Have any one got advice ho have been in same situation?
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If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is a so called actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas.
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. Read it all. Do not skip any sections. Do not skip ahead.
Pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.
Note: For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off around Halloween. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.
CHILI, TEXAS STYLE !!!
Note from Frank: "Recently, while visiting Texas (I'm from Springfield, IL) I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original judge called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light beer booth, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that even though I was inexperienced as a Chili taster, the chili >wouldn't be all that spicy. Besides, they told me, I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting {censored-faced from all of the beer.
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.
CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, >sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will >eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. Atleast during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report
Hey hey, ho ho!