So, apparently I'm the kind of guy who lesbians will experiment with? I've got this whole coven of lesbian friends that I've known for well over a decade. We don't live nearby anymore but we keep in touch. I love them so much 😩
But because of these relationships, I've learned how to not be weird around random lesbians, so I often befriend them and even get phone numbers (platonically)
Here's the thing: sometimes, late at night, typically at a gay bar (I honestly prefer hanging out with queers ngl) I'll get some woman dancing up on me and I feel like it's creepy if I don't say something, so I'm always like "hey, I'm actually straight.. maybe you want a different uh dance partner," and they never stop lol
I'll even ask if they're gay and they'll say yes and just keep going and baby I let that shit happen.
I even got a lesbian's phone number once, for the express intent of having sex later. Unfortunately, her friend and her friend's fiance witnessed this interaction, and her friend's fiance got it in his head that he had a shot with her and let's just say she was unhappy when I texted her the next day. Not, like, at me, but you'd better believe my chances were shot.
So now I'm curious. Are there really lesbians who are bicurious? It certainly makes sense that there are bisexual women who are functionally gay just because they can't trust men. (We are kind of trash.) One of my work lesbians jumped me at a party and started making out with me once and I was like "hey wait you're a lesbo" and she explained she just says that at work to keep guys off her ass. Anyway that's no shit how I learned the word "pansexual".
So yeah, you live in the Atlanta area and want to try some dick, apparently I'm a good option. And all those interactions have me wanting to be able to say I slept with a lesbian lol (don't judge me, okay? I've seen the face of God here, folks.)
Bonus points if you want to make it kinky. I would *love* to explore a conversion fetish with someone, if anyone's into that.
So hit me up, let's chat. If the conversation goes well, we can get a coffee somewhere, do a vibe check. I want to be safe and make sure you're comfortable.
Please, if you're thinking about it, consider this a sign.
(Also that is my dick in my profile. I've lost a little weight but that's what you'll be working with.)
Okay, I hope everyone is having a good week. Lesbians, thank you for your time ❤️
