Last weekend, I approached a group of middle aged women, at this club, with live gig. They were all pretty heated up from all the drinks, so me and a friend, payed a few rounds, and soon enough, there was dancing and laughter. One of them was having a birthday celebration, and at one point I asked, where are their men, at which they all yelled through laughter - at home.
I chose a short one, with the glasses, and short women tend to like me, because of my height. Very pretty, in a short black dress, some dirty dancing ensued. At one point I had to go to the toilet, and she just grabbed my fore arm, and went with me. But the thing is, I really had to go, so when she came into the cubicle with me, I just thought "fuck it", and took a piss. It wasn't as easy, since she was behind me, kissing my neck, going everywhere with her hands, so I started to get stiffy. She grabbed it in the end, while I was still leaking, gave it a shake as I was done, and pulled me back, got around me, put the lid on, sat on the toilet, and got it in her mouth.
I could still feel drops of piss on my cock head, before it was in her mouth. She knew what she was doing, and she clearly enjoyed it. And then I saw her wedding ring, and... I just unloaded, without a warning.
She swallowed till the very last drop, without flinching.
We came back and continued drinking, and when it was time to go, I offered her to come to my place, but she declined. Phone number? Nope.
And we just parted ways.
Women are fucking strange, and I love them for it.
