Met a girl at a bar this weekend, started talking about biggest fantasies. Mine was to be pissed on, hers was to peg a guy. We exchanged numbers after we had a quick make out before we left. Neither one of us has messaged each other yet. Should I text her and play it cool or ask her if she wants to piss on me and get it out of the way?
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I don't fuck fat chicks. Go ahead and call me shallow but I've never been into fat chicks. Nothing personal. Great personality, lots of fun, awesome as a friend, just not physically attracted to them. Here's where it gets interesting. I may not fuck fat chicks but a titty fuck or blowjob are doable. So when a chubby with a massive rack offered, hell yeah. Maybe she knew it'd end there. Maybe she thought she'd get more. Who cares it's H size cups and an awesome dick sucking. She's stroking, she's slurping, she's putting it between her fits and licking the tip. All manner of awesome as I fuck her face and tits. She lays down. I assume I'm busting between her tits. She decides to pull it out and jerk and tease. Ok I'm game, painted her face. Forehead, left eye, cheeks, mouth, chin... several ropes of me exploding on that cute face and she's giggling. I'm assuming that's it and cleanup and she says "you should fuck me". I offer to clean her up " leave it, just fuck me, I wanna wear it." Oddly hot, never done that before.
So we go missionary. She's chubby, but not huge so it's doable. She's also tight, like blood pressure cuff tight. Even listening her up was a challenge and I'm decent but there's bigger guys out there. Maybe she's naturally tight, maybe she rarely gets dicked, but that cum faced cutie got drilled. Pounded her, made her scream, felt her tighten even more (it hurt), made her cry, made her go a second time. Finally pulled out and made her lick her own juices off me.
Still not into fat chicks but fucking a girl after you cum on her face is awesome. Maybe that's how low her self esteem is, who knows.
Neighbor kimmy having my way after her and before her photo shoot
My wife has been cheating, and has absolutely no idea that I know. This has been going on for a couple months. At least, that I know of. That's when I first saw, who knows how long its been going on.
There's 2 different cars that show up in the driveway after midnight. She'll sneak out the front, get into the front seat of the car, and is in there for 15-20 minutes on average. Nearly an hour a few times.
The first time (well, first that I caught her at least) I noticed she wasn't in bed and couldn't find her anywhere in the house. Her phone was on the nightstand, so no point calling. I went out front and saw a car I didn't recognize in the driveway, windows fogged, bouncing up and down. I froze. So many different thoughts and emotions going through my head; I was angry and full of rage, but my cock was throbbing and I couldn't look away.
10 minutes later, the car stopped rocking. I only know because I kept checking the time on my phone. She got out of the car and I made my way inside so she wouldn't notice me.
I installed a camera the next day. Hidden. Not quality enough or in view enough to see inside the car, but to at least let me know of any activity in my driveway after midnight. The next night, the same thing happened. Except this time I went to a part of the yard where I could get a better view, while remaining unseen.
She got in the front seat, put her hair in a ponytail, and her head immediately went down into his lap. The windows were rolled down, so I heard everything. The degrading things he said to her while he was grabbing her by the pony tail and fucking her face. Asking her if that's what she liked, telling her to repeat the shit he said to her, the gagging and choking. Everything. I have no idea how long it was before she finally climbed on top of him and started riding like a demon until he was finished.
She got out pretty much immediately after. He backed out of the driveway while she rearranged herself and started walking in.
It's been like this for months. Sometimes its 2 days a week. Sometimes its 5. And 2 different cars. I have no idea if the cars are 2 different people, or one guy with 2 different cars. Sometimes she just blows him, others she rides him, then there are times they get into the back seat and I cant see anything. Only hear.
It's become a ritual. I watch every time I get the notification on my phone for the driveway alert. At first, I'd always cum and never be able to do anything after that. Eventually though, I edged enough to where I would pretend to wake up shortly after she got into bed. She would make excuses to not fuck, at first.
Then one night when she came back in, I didn't even ask. I just went straight for her pussy and started feeling around. She was a mess. They obviously weren't using condoms. She froze, went completely stiff while I kept exploring.
"Wow, you're really wet", I ended up telling her. Break the tension, and give her an excuse.
"Yeah, I've just been in a mood all day I guess" she replied shortly to me, her back still turned to me.
I pushed the tip of my cock against her hole and it went right in, with no resistance. Absolute mess and her hole was obviously worn out. She just laid there, still frozen, just taking it. Completely ignoring me kissing her neck and cheek. Then suddenly, she turned toward me and shoved her tongue in my mouth. Almost violently. The most intense we've ever made out before. At that moment, her pussy got tight and gripped the fuck out of me as her tongue kept making a mess of mine.
I came instantly.
When my ex and I first moved in together it was sex all the time.
She had a nice body, loved to fuck and gave amazing head. She had been with a lot of guys before me and it turned me on soooo much when she would tell me in graphic detail about her sexual experiences with other guys.
15 years after, it was seperate bedrooms and unenthused sex every 3 months or so.
Then I found out she was fucking guys she met online so we got divorced.
I then spent about 10 years doing online dating, one night stands, fuck buddies, dysfunctional relationships based on sex. It was crazy, sometimes sex with 2 or 3 different women in a weekend ( and, no I'm not saying I'm some hot stud, just a tall, slim, "nice guy" women feel safe with and, apparently good enough to fuck if I'm handy).
I lived for a year with a sex obsessed, damaged woman who would wrap her legs around any guy that was convient. I had a hooker as a girlfried as well as a stripper. It was nuts.
Now I'm 60, haven't bothered with sex or dating for about 10 years, I enjoy the lack of drama and insanity, but I do miss the intimacy, passion, exvitement, the feel of being inside an enthused, horny woman, seeing the glow on her face when she cums really good, hearing her moaning with pleasure when I am deep inside her.
Oh well. Just thought I'd share my story.
I confess that I want to fuck my mom hard. Every time I hear her fucking with my father because they keep the door open and she tells me to keep mine open too (to circulate the air). After 5 minutes I hear noises and I start to hear the noise of the bed slamming against the wall and my mom's silent moans. Every time I start to hear them, I get up silently and go jerking off next to their door without being discovered... dad bangs her hard from behind pulling her hair and squeezing those beautiful big tits... I always leave a nice cumshot near the door before my mom goes to the bathroom to clean herself. Obviously the cumshot is always clean. So I wonder how I make her understand that I would like to fuck her like dad does without ruining our relationship.