Met a girl at a bar this weekend, started talking about biggest fantasies. Mine was to be pissed on, hers was to peg a guy. We exchanged numbers after we had a quick make out before we left. Neither one of us has messaged each other yet. Should I text her and play it cool or ask her if she wants to piss on me and get it out of the way?
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I don't fuck fat chicks. Go ahead and call me shallow but I've never been into fat chicks. Nothing personal. Great personality, lots of fun, awesome as a friend, just not physically attracted to them. Here's where it gets interesting. I may not fuck fat chicks but a titty fuck or blowjob are doable. So when a chubby with a massive rack offered, hell yeah. Maybe she knew it'd end there. Maybe she thought she'd get more. Who cares it's H size cups and an awesome dick sucking. She's stroking, she's slurping, she's putting it between her fits and licking the tip. All manner of awesome as I fuck her face and tits. She lays down. I assume I'm busting between her tits. She decides to pull it out and jerk and tease. Ok I'm game, painted her face. Forehead, left eye, cheeks, mouth, chin... several ropes of me exploding on that cute face and she's giggling. I'm assuming that's it and cleanup and she says "you should fuck me". I offer to clean her up " leave it, just fuck me, I wanna wear it." Oddly hot, never done that before.
So we go missionary. She's chubby, but not huge so it's doable. She's also tight, like blood pressure cuff tight. Even listening her up was a challenge and I'm decent but there's bigger guys out there. Maybe she's naturally tight, maybe she rarely gets dicked, but that cum faced cutie got drilled. Pounded her, made her scream, felt her tighten even more (it hurt), made her cry, made her go a second time. Finally pulled out and made her lick her own juices off me.
Still not into fat chicks but fucking a girl after you cum on her face is awesome. Maybe that's how low her self esteem is, who knows.
Neighbor kimmy having my way after her and before her photo shoot
When my ex and I first moved in together it was sex all the time.
She had a nice body, loved to fuck and gave amazing head. She had been with a lot of guys before me and it turned me on soooo much when she would tell me in graphic detail about her sexual experiences with other guys.
15 years after, it was seperate bedrooms and unenthused sex every 3 months or so.
Then I found out she was fucking guys she met online so we got divorced.
I then spent about 10 years doing online dating, one night stands, fuck buddies, dysfunctional relationships based on sex. It was crazy, sometimes sex with 2 or 3 different women in a weekend ( and, no I'm not saying I'm some hot stud, just a tall, slim, "nice guy" women feel safe with and, apparently good enough to fuck if I'm handy).
I lived for a year with a sex obsessed, damaged woman who would wrap her legs around any guy that was convient. I had a hooker as a girlfried as well as a stripper. It was nuts.
Now I'm 60, haven't bothered with sex or dating for about 10 years, I enjoy the lack of drama and insanity, but I do miss the intimacy, passion, exvitement, the feel of being inside an enthused, horny woman, seeing the glow on her face when she cums really good, hearing her moaning with pleasure when I am deep inside her.
Oh well. Just thought I'd share my story.
I confess that I want to fuck my mom hard. Every time I hear her fucking with my father because they keep the door open and she tells me to keep mine open too (to circulate the air). After 5 minutes I hear noises and I start to hear the noise of the bed slamming against the wall and my mom's silent moans. Every time I start to hear them, I get up silently and go jerking off next to their door without being discovered... dad bangs her hard from behind pulling her hair and squeezing those beautiful big tits... I always leave a nice cumshot near the door before my mom goes to the bathroom to clean herself. Obviously the cumshot is always clean. So I wonder how I make her understand that I would like to fuck her like dad does without ruining our relationship.