Lucky bastard, getting the best of both worlds!
Lucky bastard, getting the best of both worlds!
After being married to my wife for 18 years, my step daughter turned 40 last week so went to Vegas, all paid for by me while mom was on a work trip.
6 hours of gambling, buffet, 6 bottles of champagne and tequila shots, it finally happened and we fucked the life out of each other.
I can die now as a lucky bastard.
I confess that I’ve been married for 22 years and my 49 year old wife just told me something that made me so horny I was dizzy! I recently had a birthday and the wife asked me what I wanted so I told her . I Said one of my biggest fantasies is watching her suck on a total strangers cock while I watch and Jack off And right when the dude starts to cum she looks Me right in the eyes while he pumps his load right into her mouth and then she swallows every drop. As soon as she swallows all his nasty cum she opens wide and I blast my load down her throat. She looked kind of stunned and then smiled and asked me did I really want that and I told her yes . I was pleasantly surprised and almost shot cum in my pants When she said yes we could do that one time only. So now I gotta decide on who this lucky motherfucking bastard is gonna be. Whoever he is he’s gonna find out how good the wife’s warm mouth and tongue feel!! She gives awesome and intense blowjob!
Lucky bastard 😉💦💦
Ever seen a girl SO hot that you wanna just beat the shit out of her "average joe" boyfriend for being such a lucky bastard?
Was eating at Subway, looked out the window, this girl in tight tight tight jeans, maybe 5'9", huge D, maybe E cups, but otherwise relatively skinny girl with a nice ass walked by. I'm talkin, flat out fantasy, "didn't think I'd see a girl like that outside of a magazine" body. Gorgeous girl, my jaw dropped. Then I saw her schmuck of a boyfriend, little gangbanger lookin punk, wanted to beat the livin shit outta him. That girl was wasted on him.
Am I jealous? Fuck yeah. Is it sad? Fuck no, every man who saw her was jealous of that little fucker. Girls that look like THAT are extremely hard to come by. Even moreso to find girls like that who aren't bratty.
Good some good jackin off material for rape fantasies tonight, at least.
I must confess that everytime I read about a female celebrity or model being naked on a set, and they are saying that everyone is comfortable, and nothing is awkward gives me a massive erection.
I would like to be one of the fucking lucky bastards who gets to film some a-list piece of ass while she is getting dry humped on the set of a movie film and see her disrobe to film the seen. I would probably get dragged off the set but I would have a massive fucking erection the entire time and probably make the female star uncomfortable. It would be so worth it though.
Afterwards, I'd be like HAHA Bitch! I saw you getting naked and fucked. Let's do it for real even though nothing would ever actually happen.
Does anyone else feel like this?
I confess I just listened to my hot, 23 year old neighbor getting fucked. I know the guy who fucked her, he really doesn't care about her the way she does him, but (as always) the girl spreads for the guy who doesn't really give a damn.
It sounded like pretty vanilla sex. Soft moaning, almost no talking (walls are paper thin). The guy can't even fuck her right. Stupid slut, lucky bastard.
One very lucky bastard 👌🏻👍🏻
I must confess, i want to do stuff to my older brother. Just the thought of it makes me hard, enough so that it keeps me awake at night. Technically he's my stepbrother, which makes resisting that much harder.
He's pretty much admitted to being hung as well. Not in a 'showing off' sort of way, but more in a 'joking close friend' sort of way. And being as close a family as we are, he does tell stories of the girls he's been with and the things he's done, usually just for lols.
He's also hot. I have to avert my eyes sometimes because of his looks. Chicks dig him an aweful lot, from the goatee to the rockin bod. He's one of the lucky few with the 'glandular disorder' that actually makes you thinner. So even though he eats like a pig, he gains literally no fat. (I like to joke that he's found the fountain of youth and is a cheap bastard for not telling us lol)
I dont know what i want to do about this. I mean, he knows i like guys, and he doesn't have any problem with it. And we're already super close. But we have plans for life in the future, like living together (As brothers), and making awesome cars and guns and reccording videogames for youtube and stuff. There's no telling how or if my selfish actions might ruin that.
At the same time, i know he wants some attention. We've even texted back and forth about 'wanting some'. Not from each other though, he simply says 'yeah, well it's not easy' and then starts talking about himself and girls.
He actually wants a girl who wont take his attention away from the family too much, but at the same time isn't just an easy lay or a diseased slut.
It already kills me inside not getting any dick, we have alot in common (Enough to move out together, where he says he'll 'be so bored with someone else that he might kill them') and we both have alot of pent up... i think the term is 'sexual aggression'. You could also think of it as 'payback' for him being such a great brother.
I once joked about 'touching it' a year or two ago, and he just sort of blew the idea off. I dont know if he did it because of how he felt, or even if he just doesn't like joking about stuff like that (Stories are one thing, actions are another). He might even have done it because he doesn't think i'm that crazy.
Well i am that crazy. I wanna touch it, smell it, feel the warm, girthy slap of it on my face as he tells me to do things to it. I just want it to happen out of nowhere too, like maybe playing games, going to the bathroom, and then coming back to him with his dick out.
It's driving me crazy, but i'm too afraid of what might happen if i do take that plunge to actually do anything.
At least it feels good to get it out of my system like this. Thanks motherless lol.
Lucky bastard!!!
Her brother, is one lucky bastard!
What do you think of the girl on the left? The guy is a lucky bastard to be able to tap that all the time!
Lucky bastard...
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I confess, I answered an ad on Craigslist for an elderly lady who needed a young man to come and clean up the yard and house, for $25 and hour. (It was really only 2 hours of work) But I answered it and did the work. As I was on the way out she told me to stay and take a break, that she would fix me up something to drink. She told me I could use her washroom to wash up, so I went up the stairs to use the washroom and her bedroom was directly across from the bathroom. And I guess she left her door open on purpose, because on her bed was 3 dildos, and some panties. On her night stand was condoms, flavored lube, and a bra.
I went back down the stairs hoping to get lucky. I didnt give a fuck that she was old as a bat. I am a horny bastard and would fucking anything.
Any way, to make an already long story short, she sat beside me, and crossed her left leg over he right, so that her foot was overlapping my leg. And she asked me I had a girlfriend, and I told her that I did not. And she put her hand on the back of my neck and started massaging me. My body got shivers, and I started getting hard. I looked her in the eyes, and I committed to making a move. So I grabbed her waste and went in to kiss her and she started making out with me.
I then took off her top, sucked on her nipples, and then ate her out. She sucked my cock, and then she put a condom on me, and I fucked her for about 10 minutes before I cam buckets.
She rolled the condom off my cock and dumped it all over her chest, and mouth.
I snapped a pic with my iPhone. And she told me to come over anytime I wanted. So i am planning on going over there tomorrow morning, and getting some more pics. i will update this thread when I do.
Slip a roofie in her drink and take her to a room.
Rip her shorts and bikini off, take a lot of photos of her naked body and stick three fingers up her pussy.
Afterwards, put her face down, on her knees, spit on her asshole to lub it and sodomize her.
When you are done with her, steal her clothes and leave. Tell some lucky bastard, and leave him alone with her.
Would you do it?
hi this just happend on omegle , i was trolling for peado's to annoy when this stupid cunt came along !!! im james ( you)she ( stranger) was a indian or was it a guy pretending who gives a shit . i used a fake pic nearly got rumbled haha:P anyway it killed an hour some sick fuck will get off on this :P and dont fuckin whinge about grammar an shit :) i have pics she emailed fucking ugly as sin :P
random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19 f India
Stranger: you?
You: m uk 19
You: whats your name
Stranger: harshini
You: hi harshini nice to meet you
Stranger: your name?
You: im james
You: :)
Stranger: nice name
You: thank you , yours is pretty
Stranger: thanks!
You: :D
You: how is your day going babe ?
Stranger: it's going on well
You: :)
You: indian girls are very pretty
Stranger: lol :D
You: :D
You: what are you doing right now babe ?
Stranger: just relaxing
You: same as me :)
You: with your boyfreind are you ?
Stranger: lol no
You: do you have one ?
Stranger: i had one
You: awe
You: i m sorry
Stranger: it's ok
Stranger: never mind
You: :)
Stranger: :)
You: :)
You: what do you like to do babe?
Stranger: lol y?
You: i would like to hear what you like your hobbies and intrests babe
You: :)
Stranger: i watch television
Stranger: roam around with friends
You: cool :)
You: hehe that sound lots of fun
Stranger: lol
You: :)
You: i like football and cricket and the pub :D
Stranger: sounds cool :D
You: hehe
You: truth or dare
Stranger: nothing
You: :(
You: awe
Stranger: truth
You: yay
You: do you like omegle ?
Stranger: i dont like it
Stranger: i dont hate it either
You: cool
You: is it nice to live there ?
Stranger: where?? in india?
You: yes
Stranger: well, it's nice
You: :)
You: do the men treat you well?
Stranger: ofcourse, they don't! :P
You: awe thats sad
Stranger: not a problem
You: i would treat you nice
Stranger: aha
Stranger: in what sense?
You: i would not talk down to you or make you do anything you didnt want i would respect you
Stranger: ok, but y?
You: becouse you deserve it , we are equals
Stranger: hmm ok
You: thats how all women should be treated
You: i think
Stranger: oh i see
You: :)
You: are you pretty ?
Stranger: lol i think i am!
You: :D
You: describe yourself :)
Stranger: give me your e-mail id
You: its
Stranger: i'll send you wait
You: ok babe :)
Stranger: sent
You: :D i got it
Stranger: :D
You: you are very pretty
Stranger: lol thanks! :)
You: thank you for the pic :)
Stranger: ok :)
You: very sexy lady :)
Stranger: aha! :)
You: :)
Stranger: tell me one thing frankly
You: ok babe
Stranger: you are horny, right?
You: after seeing you in that dress :)
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: what would you do if you get me? :D
You: sexually ?
Stranger: yeah!
You: i would lick your pussy , lick your ass , slowly fuck you you for a long time
Stranger: wait, i
Stranger: i'll send you one more
You: ok :)
Stranger: sent
You: mmm your so sexy :D
Stranger: lol i know!
You: has ay one licked your ass before ?
Stranger: to be frank.. yeah!
You: mmmm i would right now
Stranger: i'd fart on you then! :P
You: hehe id still carry on :P
Stranger: you would proceed in that smell?
You: yep
Stranger: you like it?
You: i like you
Stranger: if i shit, then?
You: maybe
Stranger: you are dirty! :P
You: hehe :P
You: do you like that :P
Stranger: yeah, only if you eat it :D
You: would you kiss me as i did :P
Stranger: yeah..
You: i would then
Stranger: :)
You: :)
You: what panties are you waering baby
Stranger: nothing :P
You: hehe :)
You: are you horny
Stranger: kind of
You: hehe :D
You: i would like to see your pussy is it hairy ?
Stranger: yeah!
You: mmmmm
Stranger: you lime hairy ones?
Stranger: like*
You: if yours is yes :)
You: have you got a pic of it ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont take such pics
You: awe
Stranger: :)
You: i would lick you till you cum in my mouth
Stranger: i'd piss too! :D
You: i would drink it
Stranger: lol
You: :D
You: have you pissed on anyone ?
Stranger: i do it always
Stranger: pissing
You: who too
Stranger: and i've got this problem of shitting too soon after sex
You: hehe :D
You: who did you piss on
You: :P
Stranger: my ex!
You: lucky boy
Stranger: he used to clean my ass after i shit :D
Stranger: with his tongue
You: hehe i bet he did too
You: did you clean his ?
Stranger: once! :P
You: :D
You: have you ever eaten shit ?
Stranger: i licked it
Stranger: thats all
You: his or yours ?
Stranger: his ass
Stranger: while licking it, i've tasted
You: are you wet thinking about it ?
Stranger: yea, i know you are too!
You: yep im hard , do you like incest ?
Stranger: not all time
You: have you had sex with yur family babe ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i had it wid my ex
Stranger: many times
Stranger: thats all
You: i wish you would sen a pic of you shitting hehehe :P
Stranger: lol..
Stranger: i told you i wont take suck pics of mine
Stranger: such*
You: hehe i know
You: :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: will you eat mine?
You: yes
Stranger: will you clean my ass then?
You: yes
Stranger: what if i fart on your face?
You: i will fuck your arse and cum in it hehe
Stranger: mmmm..
Stranger: send me your pic
You: ok
You: sent
Stranger: i didnt get yet
You: keep checking
You: :)
Stranger: i know you arent him
You: yes i am :( why would you say ?
Stranger: no you are not
You: dont you like me ?
You: its k if you think im ugly
Stranger: i dont care about beauty
You: dont you like me ?
Stranger: the person in the pic is good
Stranger: but i dont think its you
You: well it is , i would never say that about your pics
Stranger: i can send one more if mine if you dont believe
Stranger: of*
You: i do beileve you
You: i never doubt you
You: i know im not beautiful like you
Stranger: i dont care that
You: dont you want to shit on me anymore?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :D
You: :)
Stranger: :)
You: i want you to shit on me and kiss me babe
Stranger: you lick my asshole and then i will
You: ok i will lick it good
You: get my tongue right inside your ass hole
Stranger: eat all my brownish smelly shit
You: mmmm yes bby you taste so good you should try some
Stranger: then i'll taste yours
Stranger: you fart on my face
You: mmmmmm a wet fart baby
Stranger: will that be smelly?
You: yes
Stranger: mmmmm i love it
Stranger: donr you think im kinky?
You: i love it baby
You: you such a sexy shit eating girl
Stranger: i love shit!
You: i love your shit
Stranger: indian shit is very tasty than yours.. i guess :P
You: mmmmm we can eat both together
Stranger: you tasted anytime before?
You: honestly ?
Stranger: yea
You: yes
Stranger: mmmmm i love it
You: i licked a girs arse when she was a sleep it was shitty she never wiped properly
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: can i tell you a secret ?
Stranger: yea
You: it was my sisters arse
Stranger: what!!
You: yep
Stranger: but y?
You: she is very hot
You: i wanted her shit
Stranger: and she knows that?
You: idk
Stranger: what all did you do then?
You: i licked the shit from her then i put a finger in her arse to get more
Stranger: did u get anymore?
You: yes
You: a lil ball of it
Stranger: mmmmm
You: i sniffed it and she rolled over so i swallowed it
Stranger: how old is she?
You: 16
Stranger: wow!
You: is that a good wow ?
Stranger: yea
You: :D
You: i try to get her to catch me wanking
Stranger: does she observe?
You: not yet :(
Stranger: :)
You: does it turn you on i eat my sisters shit baby
Stranger: lol
You: ate*
You: what else turns you on?
Stranger: many kinky things
You: mmm tell me please
Stranger: licking armpits :P
You: hehe mine are hairy and smelly
Stranger: biting balls
Stranger: :P
You: hehe
You: are you masterbating
Stranger: kind of
You: how?
Stranger: fingering
You: i want to shit on your pussy as you finger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'll put that finger in your mouth
Stranger: :P
You: mmmm
Stranger: how do you ppl clean the ass in general?
Stranger: tissues?
You: toilet paper
Stranger: we use left hand
Stranger: :P
You: mmmm really ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: indian style
You: tell me how you clean your shitty arse
Stranger: water it and clean with hand simultaneuosly
You: you should use piss instead
Stranger: lol
You: i want to walk around in public wiyh you , and you shit in your panties
Stranger: lol
Stranger: y?
You: so i can smell your shit
Stranger: hehe
You: then we find sum were quite and i fuck ur ass hard
Stranger: you like doing in the ass?
You: yes
You: i love it
Stranger: :)
Stranger: lol
You: if you had a son would you fuck him?
Stranger: no
Stranger: never
You: what if his shit tasted better than yours hehe
You: :P
Stranger: dont talk like that
You: im just kidding :P
Stranger: bad joke
You: awe
You: could you eat shit everyday ?
Stranger: no
You: how often ?
Stranger: when i do sex
You: every day i would fuck you ?
Stranger: hehe
You: hehe
You: i need a shit
Stranger: lol
You: i do
You: i farted and it stinks
Stranger: haha :D
You: hehe
Stranger: i love stinky fats!
Stranger: farts*
You: you should of smelled this one
You: what if you was asleep i shited on your face
Stranger: i'll kick your balls
You: you would eat it
Stranger: lol
You: wouldnt you ?
Stranger: may be
You: i wana wake u up by fucking you when ive shit on your face]
Stranger: i'll shit on your's then
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: early in the morning
Stranger: fresh shit :P
You: :D
You: i want you to stunk of shit
You: stink*
Stranger: rub my shit all over your body!
You: and yours too
Stranger: :)
You: do you need a shit?
Stranger: lol
You: do you :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
You: you should shit there , put some in your pussy and eat some
You: i will shit too
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: nothing :D
You: mmmm where are you ?
Stranger: in my room
You: shit on your bed
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: i dont feel like doing now
You: awe :(
Stranger: and what are you wearing?
You: just a t shirt
Stranger: no unders?
You: no im going to shit now
Stranger: where?
You: in my bed
Stranger: what will you do after that?
You: what you tell me too
Stranger: rub it on your sister's face! :D
You: hehe she isnt in :( i would love to then lick her clean hehe
Stranger: can i her call her 'slut'?
Stranger: :P
You: yes
Stranger: and you 'bastard'?
You: no
Stranger: then?
You: call me love
Stranger: i better call you shit :D
You: hehe only if you love me
Stranger: so, how does your sister look like?
You: shes thin tanned blonde hair little tits , a perfect round arse an shaved pussy with puffy pink lips
Stranger: and nipples?
Stranger: color?
You: quite big compared to her tit size pink
You: its coming out
Stranger: lol.. does she fart infront of you?
You: sometimes i guess
Stranger: and do you?
You: yes
Stranger: infront of her?
You: yes
Stranger: how does she react?
You: she hits me hehe
Stranger: lol
You: have you cum yet ?
Stranger: nope :)
You: :P
Stranger: have you seen her shit or piss anytime?
You: no
Stranger: y?
You: becouse its risky
Stranger: she doesnt like it?
You: no
Stranger: ohk
You: are you really this kinky >
Stranger: you dont believe?
You: idk ?
You: ive never met a girl who likes eating shit
Stranger: i've never met a boy!
You: :P
You: your ex ?
Stranger: hez not that interested infact!
You: :(
You: do you think you are a slut ?
Stranger: what do you think?
You: yes :)
You: a pretty slut
Stranger: a girls who talks in open is a slut these days
You: nope a girl who eats shit is hehe :P
You: im one too
Stranger: you're a bastard!
You: hehe
Stranger: i wanna fuck your slutty sister man! :D
You: are you bi ?
Stranger: i can be anything
You: a man ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :)
You: are you a dude ?
Stranger: nope
You: hehe
Stranger: what makes you ask such a silly question bastard :P
Stranger: you shitty idiot! :D
You: you want my sister :P
You: you shitty slut
You: :D
Stranger: i imagined her when you told me about her asshole :P
You: :D
Stranger: whats the color of her arse?
You: should i be honest ?
Stranger: yea
You: shes prettier than you , and white with pink arse hole
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: send me a picture of hers
You: no way
Stranger: y?
You: becouse its not right
Stranger: and licking her arse is right?
You: i would only if you sent pics of yourself naked in shit , and yes licking her arse is the best thing i ever did :D
Stranger: i never take such pics of mine
Stranger: it would take me intlo problems
You: exactly i never send my sisters pics
Stranger: and i've already sent my casual pics
Stranger: ok leave it
Stranger: i dont care infact
You: good becouse its a secret
Stranger: ok
You: :)
Stranger: so, you've shit?
You: im waiting for you to say
Stranger: in what color would it be?
You: brown silly
You: hegehe
Stranger: i get yellow at times
You: when your sick ?
Stranger: when i eat haldi type of foof
Stranger: food*
You: cool
You: :)
Stranger: and my farts are too long at times
You: hehe
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: shit now
You:
You: ok i will shit for you
You: click the link
You: did you do it ?
Stranger: yeah
You: did you watch it
Stranger: is that a video?
You: yes
Stranger: its loading
You: copy paste and open
You: :)
You: press pause let it load a lil while
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i did
You: :)
You: do you like :)
Stranger: is that girl prettier than me?
You: idk
You:
You: i havent seen you shit
You: watch this
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: i need to go now
You: watch it 1st baby
You: its a min long
Stranger: i'l do
Stranger: ok bye for now
You: bye shitty slut hehe :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Webcams......where in the world do people go to play on webcam for others on webcam?
Omegle is out of the question these days, they've cracked down on the adult stuff there, Yahoo chat rooms are long gone, Chatropolis is 99% guys posing as girls, etc.
Where in the world do all these lucky bastards find women willing to go on cam these days?
What happened to the Megan thread..............bet her holes are worn and gaped after a week of her maths teacher nailing them......lucky bastard!!!!!!!!!
I confess about two years ago i was cleaning a friends computer and "borrowed" naked pictures of his then girlfriend. When they broke up he went a little crazy like most guys in love do then i felt i needed to step in because i saw him going down a slippery path of stupidity. Anyways, i believe i ended their relationship/friendship, had her get a restraining order he was going to fight it but i convinced him that he should let it and her go ( basically because i didn't want to get in trouble) and basically killed my friends hopes of ever getting her back. I say this now because well my buddy and i were talking the other day and Calieb passively mentioned Catey. Lets just say the stupid guy still wonders how she is, what shes up and and apologetic for the whole situation that he had nothing to do. I told him a little of what all happened and well he's pissed and wont talk. Any ways i'll post a pic of her and him because for some stupid reason i actually have them all on my computer and ask the men of motherless to do your work and help these two out. I really think nothing will happen between them because i made damn sure nothing would bt hey, even if they just talk again i'll be somewhat ok with it. if i get balsy i'll post some of her awesome sauce too. He was one lucky bastard, any ways anyone have ideas how to deal with the situation?
the picture attached is of the two.
Lucky bastard gets his hole bored out.
Lucky bastard.
what a lucky bastard lol
Police up in the cold wet north east of England have received greetings from Raoul Moat, holidaying in a far away sub-tropical sunspot. Raoul's card read simply "Wishing you were here".
"Looks like he's gone away for a while", said DCI Bob Ainsworth. "Lucky bastard. It's alright though isn't it. Here am I, law abiding, wife and two kids, mortgage, three dogs - the furthest we ever get on holiday is Morecambe Bay. Whoever said crime doesn't pay".
"It's a disgrace, that's what it is", declared 76 year old pensioner Alice Nuttall. "This man has broken the law. He should be brought before magistrates and told to sweep the streets. I blame the government. They're too soft".
"He's taking the piss", said trainee mechanic Alex Hodge. Bet he gets off with a slap on the wrists. I suppose this is all courtesy of the money he got from the chip shop".
"The public must remain calm and stick together", announced Commissioner Vernon Appleyard from Central Control Northumberland Division.
"Everything's under control", declared Appleyard. "No need for panic. Just go about your lives as if nothing's happened. Take a holiday if you like. Head south. Sunderland's glorious at this time of year".
I confess I would love to be the owners of this site, imagine the videos they get that they cant put up, what do they do with them, delete them, yea like fuck, I bet they have some right filth stored away for there eyes only...lucky bastards
lucky bastard.
That damned bear just gets everywhere doesnt he? lucky bastard!
my girlfriends mum is a slut. so far i know she has fucked the mechanic and the dog walker so she didnt have to pay them.she even gave the lodger extras....lucky bastard.i know she didnt use a condom for any of them and i know there has been allot of times in the past where she hasnt used a condom.hopefully one day i get the chance to fuck her.and if i do im not going to use one either and im gunna fill her pussy up with cum
What a lucky bastard!!! Anymore of her?
IN ORDER
1)Yes---you lucky bastard..she looks sexy
2)yep
3)hell yep
4)I've never seen an ugly girl...with my dick in her mouth..
5)both. can't make-up
6)ride ever here of that nursery poem " Ride little pony "
7)OMG yes, more plz!!!
8)I'll help with staying after school and "tutor them"...ummmm
Damn Skippy weather your there or not
9)He's runnin out of time..go get em big guy and when your done drop them with me
10) use your power over men sweetie pie , to get everything you want...i can teach you if you need help..let's sleep on it...kinda like a hand shake
Alright everyone help is needed,
My very sexy sister in law is visiting next week and i want to try and get some sneaky nudes.
She doesnt mind getting around with just a towel on in front of me but thats about it.
I dont have any spy cams or anything but would like some ideas or oppinions on how I could get some pics.
And of course I'll happily share any win.
Years ago when she stayed with us, she ended up fucking a mate of mine. She was moaning so loud through the wall and you could hear him pounding her, he later told me he came in her arse. Such a sexy slut the first time she met him she let him fuck and cum in her arse :) the lucky bastard.
Cheers
My sexy Aunt's(mom's sis)pussy pic. Swiped from my uncle's phone the last time I visited. Now everytime I visit I cant believe that hot pussy is mere feet away from me. My uncle is a lucky bastard.
I confess, I want to knock up some slut.
There's more to it than that. I fucking hate kids. I despise them, but I'm compelled to make them. It's a biological imperative. I need to pass on my genes, I need strong sons to knock up other sluts in their day so their sons can, and so can theirs.
Lucky for me, there's only one one thing that gets me harder than the idea of pumping my cum deep into some chick's womb, knowing her body belongs to me, knowing she wants my baby in her belly, and that's knowing that she wants mine instead of her faggot husband's.
I grew up in a really wealthy area, and a lot of my acquaintances are upper middle class well-to-do people with careers and nice neighbors and white picket fences. They're all a giant bunch of pussy-whipped weak-willed little shits who grew up right because mommy made them, and now they have these skinny wives with token careers who tell them how to spend their money because they can't function if a woman doesn't guide them by the nose. These limp dicks don't deserve to have their bloodlines carried on. I want them to raise my bastards. I want to throw their women on the bed and tear off their clothes and slam their cunts until they can't walk straight. I want them to sink their nails into my back when I give them the big hard cock their money bags could never give them. I want them to scream my name over and over. I want them to wrap their legs around me and beg me to pump them full of cum and knock them up with triplets. I want to go to their barbeques and see these bitchy little WASP women walk around with big swollen bellies because of me. I want to fuck them throughout the pregnancy, too - nine months of toe-curling cunt slamming. I want to see their stomachs grow and their breasts swell with milk while they lie in the afterglow of their sixth orgasm and dream about names for my babies before I give them number seven. Maybe I'll fuck them after, too, and make their titties squirt out milk while I give them baby number two. I want to knock up the whole neighborhood, I want one wife to tell the other and the next and the next, and all these whores will come to me because their husbands are infertile, or just too pussy to knock them up for real, and they want a dick that's proven. Then I want to get Christmas cards from these faggots with their slut wives and my families in ugly sweaters and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh.
I don't care if the husbands know, shit, it'd be better if they did. I don't care if he beats off into the corner while I make his wife's eyes roll back in her head, or he sits on the couch watching TV and pretends not to listen to her screaming my name and the headboard slamming against the wall across the house, or if he's in the goddamn nursery building the fucking crib. It's not like I'll respect them any less.
Picture related, exactly the kind of woman I would've loved to put a baby into.
UNFAITHFUL LISA CONTINUED
PART (2)
Suzan Johns wife had been with me in a flat i was loaned for a long weekend by a work college, who was working away for a few weeks, this flat was directly opposite my house and from this flat i could see basically the whole of my master bedroom,
Myself Dave and Suzan watched her husband John fucking my Girlfriend Lisa, we both had the feeling that our partners was cheating, but was not sure who with, John had told Suzan he had been asked to join up with me and had to go away for 3 days, Friday through till Sunday, Lisa thought i was working away for a week,
any way whilst Suzan and me watched the goings on between John and Lisa, she got very very excited and we landed up fucking, and Suzan had let me fuck all her holes letting me take her anal virginity, we fucked all weekend, i paid particular attention to that once virgin arse, i gave it a really really go pounding, leaving Suzan satisfied but extremely sore. Suzan and John had 3 young children together, her pussy was still very very tight despite having 3 kids,
The kids stayed with there gran while Suzan was with me, she was aware, Suzan thought John was cheating, her mum didn't like John at all, she kept telling Suzan he was no good she deserved better,
When i took her Suzan to pick the 3 kids up late on the Sunday morning, Suzan told her mum everyone was rite he was cheating with her best friend and my girlfriend Lisa, her mum asked if we had actually witnessed goings on we explained everything in great detail to her mum, then the mum turned to me and said you to i hope had a good revenge fuck with each other, Suzan blushed,
You do know Dave MY Suzan has always fancied you, since you to was at school together, She told me many many times, she wished she had never married, that slimy cunt John. she always got jealous every time she see you with another girl.
So now will you listen to me my girl Suzan's mum said, Suzan said yes mum I'm going to get rid of him.
I am going to contact that solicitor you told me about, I will wait a few weeks, as me and Dave here are going to set them up and confront them Dave is planning to be away again I am sure when John gets to hear Dave is away again he will be in contact with Lisa and arrange to meet for another weekend of cheating, Dave can use the flat every weekend as his college when not away with work goes and stops with his girlfriend.
WE collected the Kids i took Suzan home, before Suzan left the car she said in no uncertain terms she was mine i could fuck her holes any time i wanted, and she loved it that i had taken her arse virginity, as John had been trying to take it since they first become a couple,
I told Suzan Lisa was an arse virgin to and i had tried for the 18 months we had been a couple to get in her arse, but she said exit only nothing is ever going up there,
over the next few weeks until i could work away of getting mine ad John's boss to pretend to send me away for a long weekend to do with work, i decided i had to ask for his help i spilt the bean's told him what was going on, he then surprised me said he really dislike John the only reason he was still in his job was John ha caught him in a store room fucking his P.A and had blackmailed him, so this would be the perfect way to end John's grip over him. he send an e-mail to me over the office computer, a personal not company message, which i left open on purpose knowing John would see it, bait was laid.
I had a word with my other college, asked if i could use his flat that weekend, he said no problem, is it true what i heard John was having an affair, I pretended to be shocked, I then said you heard those rumours to, my college said he's an idiot i don't like him look he's got an absolutely gorgeous wife what a figure she has a young family a good job and he is throwing all that away for extra marital sex.
During this time Suzan and me met up 4 more times, she used the excuse she was going to the gym for a good work out, that meant John had to baby sit the kids, when in fact she was with me we went to her mum's house knowing her mum was out at bingo, so we had lots of sex every time since i took Suzan's arse virginity, she wanted me to pound her arse, she loved it was going mad over it, eve though she knew i had a really long thick cock that always split her left her extremely sore, she didn't care just wanted it all the time, she told me that her and John was still having sex and he was still as pathetic as ever, she ,was now faking her orgasms even more. i had to admit me and Lisa was still fucking like rabbits, Lisa was really really good in bed always super wet, Lisa called me her huge Duracell bunny as i went on and on,
the weekend end came Suzan's mum had the kids from the Friday, i think she actually took the kids to the seaside for the weekend, John had taken the bait, and Told Suzan he was joining me again working away was a special client special project,
I picked Suzan up got the keys to the flat, we did a little food shop as we was going to be in the flat all weekend. I had made sure before leaving my house and Lisa, all the security camera's was working and recording, Lisa bless her had no idea the security camera's was real, she thought they was decoy's, a bit of plastic with a light that flashed every now and then,
Suzan and me waited in the flat watching my house, sure enough around 7pm John pulled up putting his car in my garage shut the garage door's, Lisa the cheating slut was waiting naked on my bed, for him, Suzan was felling sick, as she was looking through the binoculars, giving me running commentary on what she was seeing, you got to see this, your Lisa is lay naked and is fucking her cunt with a wine bottle, i can see 2 wine glasses on the floor looks like 2-3 more empty wine bottles, that's it John is there naked oh he isn't alone his brother is there as well also naked, Looks like Lisa isn't happy she is pushing the pair of them out the door, she just slapped john, she looks very drunk Dave love, she is staggering all over the place,
OOOHHHH John has just picked her up thrown her face down on the bed his brother has parted her legs, John is holding her down, looks like his brother is fucking Lisa
they did this to me same thing, she is trying to fight, John has moved and shoved his cock in her mouth, now John's brother, James has lifted her on top of John how has pushed his cock in her dirty cheating cunt, i bet James mounts her from behind as John holds her down tight, yep they are DPing her stretching her cunt, haha James is trying to get in her arse, my good she is strong she has got free she is sat there crying, pointing for them to leave, John looks like he is trying to calm her down, now all 3 are cuddling and kissing touching each other,
while Suzan is giving me running commentary, I am busy licking teasing fingering her pussy, she has come twice already, i managed to get 2 fingers up her arse, and 2 in her pussy same time, it drives her mad, I am also masturbating my cock getting him hard ready to push him in Suzan's pussy or arse, probably arse as Suzan craves anal sex after Suzan had orgasmed half a dozen times and given me a squirt shower, we changed places. i was now on binocular duty, Suzan had stripped naked, before she knelt in front of me she took a toy out her over weekend bag, this toy was huge rubber thing, really thick was about a foot foot and a half long, she stuck it on the floor and lowered her pussy over it stretching her pussy wide she took the whole thing then lowered her self rite all the way down on it, i could her her pussy farting squelching as it went further up her, she rode this thing apparently called a big black dragon, (hahahahaha) as she rode this thing she played with her pussy lips and clit, whilst blowing my cock, i didn't last very long as it was just to sexy watching Suzan ride this thing i blew my load deep in her mouth she swallowed the lot licked her fingers, licked her lips, run her fingers around her mouth taking all my cum that spilt out her mouth back in from off her fingers, after i had come she brought me back up nice and hard then lowered herself over my cock taking it in her stretched open pussy, she now had the binoculars, was watching as she rode me, she was slamming her pussy down on top my lap hard,
we ordered a take away to be delivered, Suzan's Favourite, Thai, i had some chicken satay's on skewers i got Suzan to open her legs i dripped some of the sauce on to her pussy it ran down over her clit down her pussy lips into her pussy opening, where i then pushed the chicken up her already soaking pussy, in and out slowly i ate the chicken covered in the sauce and cum, i shared a few bite's with Suzan who couldn't stop orgasming she was shaking.
just as we finished we noticed the garage doors go up, John's brother stood at the front door, as John backed his car out, as John's brother got in the Car Lisa appeared at the front door wrapped in just a towel, she was shouting and swearing loudly at John and James, that's it you pair of useless pathetic cunts go gone on run away, go on you've had your way with me, go on John run home like a good little boy to your wife i don't need your tiny cock, I need a man a real man someone who knows what a woman likes knows how to treat her in bed not just wham bam thank you mam, go on fuck off, John sped away, Lisa went back in slammed the door, she appeared back in the bedroom, and got her vibrator out and started fucking herself, Suzan looking through the binoculars said its getting dark now i cant make things out they are not so clear but it looks like she is really jamming that vibrator in and out really fast and really hard,
as she said that my mobile went, it was Lisa, guess what I am doing rite now, i had the phone on speaker, as Lisa described how she was lay naked on my bed touching her nipples and fucking the vibrator i had bought for her, and how deep and hard she was taking it, and dreaming it was my massive cock inside her,
Suzan was gritting her teeth doing her best no to react say something, to stop her i grabbed her head and forced my cock in her mouth that worked once she had me in her mouth she mellowed out and sucked me so lovely teasing my balls even put a finger or 2 up my arse,
i'm, cumming i'm cumming Lisa screamed down the phone i'm flooding, wish you was hear i want your cock, i miss you,
then the phone went dead silent she rang off, i took a quick look, the curtain had been drawn, garage doors wide open no John, 30 mins later a taxi pulled up Lisa got in it dressed up real sexy. then gone,
Me and Suzan carried on doing as we planned have a weekend full of nothing but sex,
around 2 am Lisa returned alone in a Taxi , i was fucking Suzan up the arse and we was on the balcony of the flat Susan holding on to the rails pushing her arse backon to me keeping up the rhythm we had going on, Lisa looked up seen us we was to high for her to make out our faces, she shouted up i hope your giving her a good arse fucking you lucky pair,
Next morning when we finally woke up Suzan said John's car was back in the garage doors open and she could See Lisa and John cuddling and kissing at the front door, i had my breakfast Suzan's pussy, We had a special 69 a meal for 2 all you can eat,
It was a fun weekend we never once go dressed, naked all day and night, we had several showers washed each other fucked under the flowing water, was one of Suzan's fantasy's to get fucked under a water fall, i suppose under a shower was a poor substitute John and Lisa must have had same idea as I watched them both get naked i my bedroom John even neatly folded all his clothes up, they fucked in the bedroom John paid more attention to Lisa but still came really fast, was as if his cock never left her mouth she kept blowing him,
they must have fucked in different rooms as they left the bedroom, night time came and they did same as us ordered a take away to be delivered, Lisa answered the door to take the meal in just a wrapped around towel she held closed with her hand, when she took the delivery she dropped the towel standing completely naked in front of the delivery driver, who just handed her the meal turned and left, Lisa looked a bit put out, as the delivery driver approached the car took off the hat and it turned out to be a young girl, long flowing hair, she got in the car drove off in to the flat's car park, 5 mins later was ringing the flat's door bell same girl delivered our meal, Suzan asked if she had delivered to house across the road she said yeah and the woman answered the door and on purpose dropped her towel stood there naked, looked as if she had cum in the corner of her mouth, she seen a guy sat on the floor naked, looked as if he had a small cock, she also said the woman asked if she liked her body and asked if she wanted to come in share the take away have a threesome with her and her master,
At hearing this i spat my drink out as i nearly chocked, yes she said master, she had wrist and ankle cuffs on and was wearing a dog collar. she said the guy told her to ask if she didn't he would punish her take her naked to the park and give her to the tramps to get gang fucked.
After the girl left, Suzan said i knew he was a sad perv but that takes the fucking piss he really is sick in the head,
that gave mean idea on how to revenge Lisa, get her gang banged by total stranger's, i put that idea to Suzan she loved it teacher her a lesson, she obviously loves getting fucked by different cocks, so why not a whole load at once wreck her cunt.
I'm going definitely divorce that perv even if we don't land up together, then she started to cry, you will stay with me not leave me will you, i don't want to be on my.
All i said was do you really think i loose that arse. Suzan just smiled said come on the prove it lay me face down pound my arse i want 6 loads in my fill me up, hard rough deep turn my arse into a red raw sore cum dump, make me look like what a baboons arse looks like and i don't want you to stop till you do, then you can fuck my mouth and cunt, ripping that up to making that sore, i don't want to be able to walk properly, after this weekend, i want John to ask why i was walking funny. we gave up watching John and Lisa we knew what they was doing anyway, plus the security camera's was recording everything,
so i did as Suzan requested i pounded and pounded and pounded her arse, by the time i had finished she had a dark purple bruised arse hole looked as if the rose bid hole had come out, definitely had that baboon arse look to it, her pussy was battered and extremely swollen her lips was real full and puffy, and both holes was gapping,
The Sunday morning the last day before we confronted Lisa and John i had to fuck Suzan very gentle we had a quick shower i washed Suzan but had to stop as every time i brushed her arse or pussy she whinced gave a little owwww ouch,
Suzan sat naked on the balcony, legs wide open had rubbed some kind of cream on her arsehole and pussy, i could tell just sitting there she was very uncomfortable, Suzan took up the binoculars again, she watched her husband John go out in his car, he returned shortly after with a McDonald breakfast same as he did every Sunday when at home but now was sharing with her soon to be ex-best friend Lisa
soon after Suzan's phone went it was John saying he be home a day early he be home by 6pm that Sunday evening,
then her mum rang to say one of the kiddies was ill could she come pick them up ASAP, so Suzan threw her dress on put her jacket on and shoe's i had to driver her to get the kiddies, at her mums, her mum said you are walking funny my girl, have you done what i think you have done Dave fucked my daughter silly, jokingly she lifted Suzan's dress up oooohhhh i see you have done more than fuck her silly, you have certainly fucked that pussy look how swollen and red that is,
Suzan laughed said you think that's swollen and sore you should see my arse he has wrecked that chuckling, not expecting her mum to look, her mum quickly spun her round, arrrrrr fuck me girl, i didn't realise i had a baboon arse girl as my daughter, her mum looked at me grabbed my cheek giving a little playful wobble, said who's a naughty arse fucker then.
we got the kiddies the eldest was not very well, took them all home, Suzan said sorry she couldn't be there with me to confront them, she will have John soon,
i went back to the flat tidied up, i watched there cheaters cheating a few more times, then about 3pm i phoned Lisa.
I asked her how she was, i walked and sat in a chair on the balcony, Lisa said i'm fine missing you so much dave, i asked are you alone, she said yes of course i am really i said yes i promise came from Lisa, ohhh really so if you are alone, why are you naked , she said how do you know that, i'm just going in the shower really i said, so you are having a shower alone i take it, yes yes Lisa said, so you have been on your own since Friday when i left, yes yes she said again why all the questions, you know i love you and would never ever think about cheating on you i'm not the stupid or nasty, i love you i love you, So you never cheat, on me not with anyone, no one has ever been in my house with you, you have never ever fucked anyone else ever, no no said Lisa, not even John your best mates husband, you never had sex with 2 men at the same time, lets see like John and his brother James, as Lisa started to cry no i wouldn't do that to you,
i said that's good as i was going to ask you to marry me build a family have my kids, spend the rest of our lives together, really really Lisa said excitedly, then a long pause, What do you mean was going to ask me, why not why you not going to ask me, you know i say yes as i love you more than i have loved any man ever,
i burst out laughing really you fucking cheating lying bitch,
What do you mean why are you calling me those things,
I said why don't you ask your master John he can explain it to you,
Why should i ask John he is not my master i hate him, i said hate or do you mean ate ?
ohhh by the way i said when he parks his car in the garage make sure he closes the door behind him, and before you ever fuck anyone again make sure you close the curtain and make sure there is no recording equipment around,
she screamed down the phone i'm no cheat i never fuck that guy he repulses me,
laughing again i said really yes she said really, well i said i dont think he looks to happy you saying he is repulsive, turn look at him look at his face,
the penny dropped, where are you how do you know all this its not true i'm alone honestly, well i can see you are naked and he was naked and he has now left the room, but as i said so you don't get caught out make sure the garage door is closed, it ok he's probably getting dressed ready to get home to his wife Suzan and 3 beautiful kids, he has to be home around 6pm tonight Sunday, what the fuck you going on about stop this Dave stop it, owww look he is standing in the bedroom door way fully dressed now,
Lisa said where are you, i said don't bother putting any clothes on everyone has seen you naked and getting fucked by now, walk to the bedroom window look up and across the road at the flats, i will wave at you,
she went to the window naked looked up i stood up and waved at her, she looked shocked to see me standing there crying she kept saying sorry sorry sorry.
Now i suggest you go wash have a shower sterilise you body flush you pussy mouth and arse out, get dressed, tell John go remove his fucking face from my house and get in his car and go home before i get back to my house,
oh yeah you can strip all the covers and pillow cases off m bed throw them in the trash, i be seeing you shortly you cheating lying bitch, i want you naked when i walk through that front door ok, yes yes don't hurt me please don't hurt me i do anything you ask.
i then phone Suzan to tell her what's happened what i've done and John was on his way home, and i had not told them you knew about this or anything that had happened nor had i mentioned i had ruined her arse or pussy,
15 Mins later after i had witnessed John getting in his car and wheel spinning his tyres to get away quickly, i entered MY house, i found Lisa sat completely naked , she dropped to her knees, holding both my legs saying im sorry really am sorry, he blackmailed me into doing this, i hate him i really hayed him, well you didn't hate him when you was fucking and sucking him did you, and this weekend wasn't the first time was it, this has been going on for months hasn't it,
Lisa said the first time they fucked was the 2-3 weeks before, prior it was just kissing and cuddling, she didn't want to, but John had seen her with another girl that had licked her pussy at a after night club party,
and he blackmailed her into doing this,
i looked at Lisa laughed said you know that's bullshit, while you are on your knees get my cock out and suck it you cheating slut.
she did just that once i was hard i pulled her up by her hair told her to kneel up on the sofa pull her arse cheeks apart show me her arse, she crying said no not that please not that,
not what i asked Lisa your going to take my arse
well i might, it doesn't look like a virgin hole to me, who's been up there, i promise no one, John and his brother James tried but i stopped them forced then off, I told her i see them DP you, Lisa said no they tried to go in my arse but i wouldn't let them so they forced there cocks together up my pussy it hurt so much but only lasted like 2 mins they came together, James tried 2-3 times to take her arsehole but never got it in, then after he tried the last time she had argued with John who took him home John returned the next morning with the straps andd collars telling me i was his slave he was my master, role play shit, but you hated him he repulsed you, see more fucking lies, go on get dressed get your shit together get out my sight my house, we are dont, i could never trust a cheating slut like you never marry you never want kids with you,
Please Please don't kick me out ive got nowhere to go no one else. i love you please i never ever cheat again, please you can do what ever you want to me, but not my arse. well i said no arse you don't stay you are gone today your choice, now that's real blackmail bitch,
Lisa thought for a min said please you can do what ever you want you love me don't you Dave please don't make me take you in my arse, look at the size of your cock and thickness.
On your knees spread them arse cheeks go on kneel up do as i ask, or you know where the door is,
slowly slowly crying like i never seen her cry before keep saying no no please don't, as i moved in behind her, i fingered her pussy and pit a wet pussy soaked finger up her arse then 2 then 3 as she squealed i made her hold my cock and hold it so the tip was on her arsehole shaking and cryig begging me not to, i took hold i pushed the tip of my cock in her as she braced herself then i quickly shoved me rock hard cock into her pussy, she let out a loud sigh of relief, as i pounded into her pussy from behind, all the time i was fingering her arse hole using her pussy juices to lube the hole, as she was now relaxed not expecting anything i could tell she was ready to orgasm her pussy was tightening so i pulled out rammed it back in a few times i did this them to late for Lisa to say or do anything one quick long deep thrust i was all the way up her arse balls deep slapping against her soaking wet pussy,
Ohhhhh fuck Ohhhh fuck still crying Lisa cried Ooooohhhhhhh fuck you bastard, you fucking bastard, your up my arse stop stop please as i laughed and pounded her really really hard going deeper every thrust,
You like it you cheating bitch you like it i laughed, no no please stop you are tearing me i can feel my arse splitting you are to big.
I just carried on took me a good 10-15 mins of thrusting she fell flat in the end so i was able to got deeper power drive into her arse, i was chuffed really chuffed i had destroyed 2 virgin arsed i emptied 2 full loads in Lisa's arse before i pulled out leaving her a shaking crying cum filled mess, i was goooood , both women Suzan and Lisa's arsehole looked similar both red raw sore looking like a baboons arse, neither could sit or walk properly,
after this i told Lisa she did what ever i asked when it came to sex, if she wanted to carry on living here with me, if i wanted her arsehole she gave it willingly, she would now bed sleeping in the spare bedroom till i sore fit and regained trust in her , the only time she was aloud in my room is when i called her in to suck or fuck me,
she had no choice but to agree,
Lisa thought that was the end of her ordeal with me,
BUT it was just the beginning of her nightmare.
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