Agramido

Go Ahead She Isn't Looking!
Gender Man
Relationship It's a secret
Location Earth, currently
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Sexuality: Straight
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Joined: Nov 10th, 2023
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If I am going to engage with a female, I have a list of requirements and preferences.

I avoid women with hooped earrings, those who are overweight/obese/large and any woman who is loud or talkative.

I like naturally busty women but not too big (DDD cup is the most I think, with a maximum band size of 32-34) and big nipples are a big plus, as are stubbly areolae. I much prefer brunettes, but I won’t rule out a female because of her natural hair colour (if you colour your hair blue, pink, green or in any other unnatural colour, I'm not interested).

To be with me you must be very feminine & genuinely submissive. I like freckles too, so do not fret if you have them. I also need a calm and relaxed nature in a female. Petite females are also a plus.

I also prefer a female to be over 25 and under 50, but I am a bit flexible with age, depending on the individual.

Sensual experiences are about the only things that make living in this artificial life bearable & worth it for me (plus nature, children's laughter, the sight/sound of horses running and comedy). I love nature, which humans will never ever eclipse nor improve on, but which we seem to be hell bent on destroying and thus, ourselves and all other living things which exist on the outer crust of this planet.

I’ll spank your ass and slap your tits and pull your hair and cum and piss down your throat. I will also stroke you tenderly & lovingly as you lay on my lap while we watch a movie or listen to the rain. If I like you, I mean really like you, there is nowhere on your body I won't give my attention to, with my fingers, hands, lips, tongue, my eyes and my mind. I'll also give you nice, long foot massages and open the door for you when we are out. Whenever we eat, you are welcome to have whatever you want off of my plate.

I expect you to be braless while you are with me at home. I also require free access to all 3 of your openings. I'd also like some CNC and perhaps other role-play and possibly ANR/ABF too.

Things don't have to be perfect, for them to be people. Ditto with people.

I might suddenly finger you if you are with me while I am driving, or fondle your breasts, or both. I am not into seriously hurting anyone, for any reason, or causing permanent/serious damage, but I do like to engage in rough play sometimes, the exact nature & strength of which is dependent on the female, her hard limits and our moods.

Prink Floyd said "And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be".


Definite yes-yeses
Oral (giving & receiving)
Oral (giving it elsewhere on your body)
Deep throat
Vaginal and anal penetration
Spanking
Slapping
Hair pulling
Fisting (vaginal and anal)
Shaving you
Making you squirt (if your skene's gland is open)
Bringing you multiple orgasms
PDA
Willingness to explore
Play in semi-public areas/places (but I have no desire to be seen)
Caressing
Kissing
Quiet time


Definite no-nos (in addition to those mentioned above)
Scat
Humiliation/degrading a person
Violence & ab.µse
Going beyond your limits (without agreement)
Trickery/deceit/mind games
Any woman who thinks arguing is OK/normal (once is too many times for me)
Loud or strong voices
Lively females
Artificially coloured hair
Females who like to talk more than average
Masculine female
Fake submissive
A feminist who hides the fact
You are less than a D cup
Short hair (above the shoulder)
A female who can't/doesn't want to orgasm more than once
Any implants or anything fake in your body (medical things OK)
Tattoos
Piercings (ears OK)
Arrogance
Any female with a big/strong ego
Any female who is too/overly emotional
Any female who seeks someone to make her happy (no-one can)

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Agramido's Comments

6 Hours Ago Agramido commented
@Whoringcouple I don't see how, plus there's nothing good that comes from it, for anyone. Its a cul-de-sac.
4 Days Ago Agramido commented
She is Mariah Leonne.
7 Days Ago Agramido commented
I have the full video in case anyone is interested. It's too big to upload here, so PM me if you want the link.
22 May 2025 Agramido commented
Part of NHDT-863
22 May 2025 Agramido commented
Stupid title and the videos either side of the middle one are not worth seeing. The middle scene is one activity I like to do but I prefer her upside down on the bed, with her head over the side. This way my balls can slap repeatedly across her face and I can get further in whenever I want.
21 May 2025 Agramido commented
BackroomCastingCouch - Grace 24 Oct 2011. This is the full video.

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