

Unlucky in love
Old_pervert
257
@assfreak420 hahahaha...i could live with that


Unlucky in love
Old_pervert
257
@Alouqua this would be just your luck on your roll of the dice.....


Necessary household furniture
Old_pervert
100
@bbwlovescock Just one? ;)


Unlucky in love
Old_pervert
257
@bbwlovescock I guess it wouldn't be so bad depending on what you used to rub my face in the floor with ;)


Pest control
Old_pervert
54
@bbwlovescock I'd even capture and release it if you so required it :*


Pest control
Old_pervert
54
And I know you would kill that spider for me, my amazing boyfriend! :*


Unlucky in love
Old_pervert
257
I have some of these, one day we'll use them! (and hope this outcome doesn't happen) lol


Necessary household furniture
Old_pervert
100
This actually is genius, and I need one! xoxo


Sarcastic sign
Old_pervert
144
Patronized by a patriotic enforcer or matronized by a Woke nurse? That's a no-brainer.


Sarcastic sign
Old_pervert
144
Indeed. And yet the sign is still correct.


Sarcastic sign
Old_pervert
144
Plenty of other businesses to patronize.
07:02


Picked up in a pub
Old_pervert
694
I certainly meant it to be taken that way. ;)
07:02


Picked up in a pub
Old_pervert
694
@Josephine68 Definitely! I'd love to pick you up in a pub or bar.