Gee mate, I'm sure you will get a lot of takers to that add. get a fucking life and actually go out and talk to girls if you want to get lucky. Fucking loser
What a great Dad you are. (NOT)
did it missionary position with my girl friend
get out of school early to write this did you?
hasn't she asked you yet where all the dirty washing is going?
well i suppose at least on the positive side you aren't a Catholic priest.
and a pretty face
Stop fucking sexually abusing your son and take him to the medical/psychological professionals who may be able to offer some advice and support. Your little "home remedy" is fucked up. By your own words he is not happy with you jacking him off at times.
FOS (Full of Shit)
What are you going to do when you are somebody's bitch in prison and he is institutionalized because his rapist father has gone to prison for a very long time
wow you are fucking amazing (not)
that's a no from me
was the head amputated?
what a load of shit
why change what is already great
ditch her unless you want to be a cuckhold