Ah, so close yet so far. If you want to chat, you should message me your msn address. I think we'd get along well. =)
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Chill out and rub one out.
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I hear ya. Sometimes cleaning up just ruins that peaceful little moment. You don't live anywhere near Seattle, do you? I'd be happy to take your mind off your pervy older brother. ;)
Can we see a picture of you? You might consider locking your door to prevent people from barging in whenever they like. It might also be a good idea to put away your toy when you're done unless you want someone to see it. The more overt you are, the more your brother is going to ogle you. But if you keep it low-key, he'll move on eventually.
Of course. What benefit could there be in lying about that?
Put down the tinfoil hat and step away from the zombie shelter. You're going to be OK.
This is what every stoner hopes for when he happens upon a cute girl who wants to smoke with him. What usually results instead is getting busted because said cute girl works for the cops.
Replace "girl" with "cock" and I'd be less skeptical.
Your reasoning is flawed. Lazy and irresponsible people are probably poor, but poor people are not necessarily lazy and irresponsible.
WHO'S THE DICK WHO CAME BY AND LICKED OFF ALL THE ICING!?
In seriousness, a 100% moral free zone already exists. It's called deep net. If someone made a Motherless clone on there, I'm sure you'd have plenty of users flocking to it.
I'm glad I'm male because I'd hate to bleed from my crotch and have cramps and mood swings every month. Does that make me sexist? No. It just means that I recognize the hardships of other people and I don't take for granted that I don't have those particular hardships.
Most girls don't care how big your dick is. Personality is a much larger factor than appearance. If you carry yourself with casual confidence, you stand a good chance of getting some.
Too messy. Sit back and watch them fuck each other while you enjoy your snack. Then join in.
I don't think anyone would just piss away money like that... unless.... Are you Mitt Romney?
Living alone is fine, if a bit lonely. Living with roommates is scary!
Find a different girl....
Well would you look at that, it is indeed hard. And I'm not even into rape or young kids.
Pointless violence. I assume you're confessing this because you feel guilty about it? You're certainly not impressing anyone with this story. It takes patience and effort to deal constructively with anger. I hope you find peace before violence finds you.
You want to go to jail?
Fucsia boobs gets my vote.
Why, thank you! If you want to chat or maybe do a little private cam between the two of us, just let me know. I'd love to see more of you. ;)
