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Get them all drunk and marry them all at the same time.
Cute girlfriend. Adopt an unneutered dog and teach her to love dog penises.
Ehh, sure. I'll pick you up around eight, get back to my place around eight-thirty, and see what happens.
Time to get evil. Time to imply that her boyfriend is cheating on her with some ghetto bitch he met over the Internet.
Was she hot?
Give us a picture. I wanna see how hot she was.
So is your sister hot or what?
I'd go for the lap dance, obviously.
