A mate of mine has just told me he's fucking his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache!"
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
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Squirt my mouth full please!!!
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Hey guys, not really a confession as it's not strictly doing anything wrong, but I wanted to know if any of you have used or are a frequent user of any legal highs? reason i'm asking is that every couple of weeks I like to party hard and have been buying (legaly) a couple of gs of columbiana sniff.. Its pretty good stuff to be honest and I've never had any problems taking it ... this week I could only get the new stuff "ICENBERG" so I finished work around 4 on friday and did my usual home showered changed then a few beers with a few lines ... holy fucking shit I have been wired to the ceiling since and havn't even used half of what I usually use... Like I say I'm just curious to hear if anyone has tried it and the effects... don't get me wrong I feel fucking great so I'm not complaining, one benefit is I've been watching porn for it seems days constantly and spanking the monkey more than ever with no problem but It's the fear of going into work on Monday like Spud from trainspotting that's playing on my mind...
Sorry for the link size but you should find more of her here
Tried writing this as a reply to anon on the horse thread but for some reason it kept saying system error when I hit send... so anyways I was wondering if you have had any encounters with a bull?
On the subject of horses I'm now thinking a horse whisperer is secretly toying with it's cock and not actually whispering... also just wondering, does the horses ears prick up when your around it and does it greet you with excitement?
The pic I posted is of me at my first rodeo by the way... oh how I wish I was a horse that day, the cowgirls were well lets just say strong handed... nudge nudge wink wink..
Is there a reason I cant reply directly to posts? am I missing something? New to the site so forgive me if it's something simple I just havn't noticed.
Working fine now cheers!!!
I have but everyone who knows me has my old email so not much I can do if they decide to get nosy.. not bothered anyway the msgs are kinda lame and they are date stamped so it's cool ... good job I wasn't married at the time lol
Not good bro but would have been worse if she'd waited a bit then broke it off after you proposing...... Hold your head up and just always remember "YOU FUCKED THAT"
A very alert conscious state right now lol... na I'm in Scotland in the UK ... It's like almost 5 am and i'm still buzzed
Cant help you there mate, new user also, don't concentrate on the hooking up scenario , that will happen when it happens and when you least expect it. The bigger picture is that in my short time on here Motherless is better than any site I've used before and that's a fair shit load!
You might get lucky and find a willing cock hungry slut straight off but don't panic if it doesn't happen, just enjoy the pics,vids etc
The question is, what would you like done to your wife?
She looks like someone i'd like to know...
A Human centipede face to ass... with me in there 5 would be enough for a circle, then have the sisters 69 as the blondes double teamed my cock... finally have them cum swap my load, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette several times over but the final swallowing has to be done by the sister in pink just because she has the odd one out drink in her hand, good enough?
Add a shitload of jello mix to the pool let it set then have them all bomb dive in naked then make them lick each other clean when they come out... scoring them out of ten for artistic impression during the bombing and a bonus points for the best tongue cleaners, (5) the winner will receive a certificate and an authentic badge simply stating "1st Place Diver Licker"
Don't worry that is perfectly normal... What to do is 1- take her out for a nice meal, 2- make sure it's a curry house, 3- carry the leggings inconspicuously with you. For sure at some point later that night she will need to take a dump... give her space to do her thing, the next point is probably the most important, 4- make sure you use the bathroom straight after her. Now i'm have no doubt she will have dropped a fair load and I know that smell lingers in microscopic particles,
invisibly they will slowly Descend down to any solid surface (toilet seat) 5- take the leggings and rub them all over the seat (as if your cleaning it) Hey Presto!!! you are now the proud owner of the sweet smell of her asshole... should keep you going until you get her drunk enough to stretch her rusty sherrifs badge!
Count me in! Spit roast all the way...
These two are hot as fuck
Now there's a scary thought.. over the years I have joined a shit load of porn, dating, social media sites and not been on any of them for ages, don't know my passwords or e/mails or fuck all but I do know there is pretty much lots of pics and posts and other shit that could be damaging if falling into the wrong hands or whatever... also when I type my email into google, right there in bold for all to see are my msgs on CAM4 which I havn't used in around 3 years (I actually closed my account) but these msgs still show on google ... kinda glad I,m a don't really give a fuck kinda person ... oh and you and probably 99% of the population are perverts so don't beat yourself up about it!
