Is there anything I've said that has made me seem "hateful, bigoted, OR greedy"?
I'm sensible and pragmatic, and still quite young.
If you'd prefer the simple mind of an adolescent (you say "pure", I say "simple"), then more power to ya. All the adults will make the difficult decisions, while you play "thread commando" with your headlocks and counter-attacks.
Simple-minded and stubborn libs have a place in the public debate, of course. I'm just glad they aren't taken too seriously by the majority of the country. You're merely comic relief for all the rest of us.