i confess i am doctor who. over my 900 years i have travelled through time and space having sex with many kids. i then use my tardis to keep an eye on them and pay them a little visit when i find out they have told.
i have to keep the timeline incheck after all. i cant let my secret affect the course of the future. i know i can do what i want with kids and as long as it stays in the memorys of the kids and does not become publicly known it would not cause a paradox.
my favourite game with kids is playing doctors and nurses. and of course i am the doctor. i always promise to use my sonic SCREWdriver on them and that i can give them new exciting experiences.
being 900 years old i have had many companions. being the timelord is great