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26 May 2011 10:40PM
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So I recently started fucking my ex-mistress again, and it's just not as much fun as it used to be. The dude she was married to must've been hung like Mister Ed, because she used to have an awesomely tight pussy but now it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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26 May 2011 10:51PM

She still gives a great throat fuck though, I gotta give her that. Still need to trade her in for an '89 or a '90 though.

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27 May 2011 10:48AM

fyi, that mister ed picture isn't mister ed.

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27 May 2011 11:42AM

that's not really how vaginas work.

a guy's boner cannot permanently change their size.

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27 May 2011 2:05PM

Yer , as we get older the cock goes smaller .You'll also notice that you have trouble getting it up , so it's not her it's you your a LITTLE man .

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27 May 2011 5:04PM

So you guys are saying there's no difference between a pussy that's taken one cock and a pussy that's taken a hundred? That couldn't be further from the truth.

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27 May 2011 5:06PM

(OP) Hell, I'd love it if my dick shrank a little. Then I could go balls-deep in my wife's asshole without her squealing like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit.

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