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07 Apr 2016 7:45PM

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I confess that when I’m waiting in line and about to lose my shit because I hate waiting, I start running calculations in my head. Like… How many ass fucks for money it would take to buy a new car? And when I sat in my new car, would I grind my ass into the seat and laugh when I remember how I paid for it? Or… How many guys could a woman feasibly fuck in a day before she got too sore to continue? How many in the pussy? How many in the ass? I used to hate waiting in line. But, these sorts of brain teasers make it amusing.

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Anonymous

09 Apr 2016 6:15AM

When I am in line I think of ways to get in my sisters pants.

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