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Anonymous

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15 Feb 2012 7:31PM

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I confess I want to fuck a dolphin in the ass with a snow shovel, while dressed in a kilt, flippers, a strap on, and a purple cowboy hat.. while "Moves Like Jagger" is played on bagpipes and the spoons in he background.. gets me soooooo freakin hot.. anyone else? I can't be the only one?

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Anonymous

15 Feb 2012 7:48PM

what if the dolphin was underage....how abut then???

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Anonymous

15 Feb 2012 8:10PM

I agree

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Anonymous

15 Feb 2012 8:52PM

A purpel cowboy hat? I call bullshit.

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Anonymous

16 Feb 2012 8:14PM

purpel? your right sounds not right

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Anonymous

16 Feb 2012 8:29PM

omg dude, u should be writing for the Conan O'Brian show--that was HILARIOUS!

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Anonymous

16 Feb 2012 9:02PM

mmm yep your the only one

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Anonymous

17 Feb 2012 10:07PM

if it is a male dolphin, that is gay

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Anonymous

18 Feb 2012 12:53AM

I think I saw a support group for people just like you.

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Anonymous

20 May 2012 9:28AM

Best call Flipper.....

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_bob_

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20 May 2012 9:36AM

A dolphin huh. Why a shovel, why not a hatchet?

~bob~

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