First time to confess on here. I confess that I tried anal sex with my husband. MY ASS HURTS! Why do you morons like stuffing your dicks in in an asshole? Next time my dildo is going all the way up his ass!
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Obviously your husband did it wrong. My wife loves anal (proof photos are in my profile) although her first though about it was it's something disgusting. Now she's comparing this kind of sex to good spicy food: it stings but it's pleasure.
I feel sorry for you, you've just lost good oportunity. :(

We wear your pussies out so in order to get a tight fuck, we gotta resort to the ass. Go buy you a strap on and fuck the hell out of your old man's ass if that will make you feel better.

You should tell him that you are willing to have a threesome with your running partner. Tie his cock with a hairband then the two of you fuck and use him with strap ons.

We just joke about it, but now thinking about her has me a little wet. Now that's another first. I may have to get on here more often. Right now, though, I'm going to take a handful of Tylenol for my aching ass and go to bed.

I know wat u mean i am 25 male and i could never fuck a girl in her ass i hate to fuck a girl in her ass even if she was into it

I am glad I am not the only one on this site that thinks it is a little weird. And as I mentioned in the beginning, IT HURTS! But the thought of sharing the pain with him is funny.

Shut up cunt, and take it like you are supposed to ;)

Well your Husband is an idiot. He obviously needs to learn a thing or two about sex. Especially if he is wanting to experiment with new types of sex. There is nothing wrong with experimentation and anal can be a lot of fun if done right. However he needs to swallow his pride and learn or you need to take control of the situation. If you want some ideas I can give them to you.

Anal has been practised for 1000's of years in more natural than half the things you consider normal today.
However it is a learnt skill. There are many guides to it but I would suggest starting with his finger up your ass and him licking you out till orgasm. It feels odd/different at first get used to it and then enjoy an amazing orgasm and you start to understand why anal is good for girls too (pace you figure on your anus next time to cum feel how much it twitches).
For guys it feels tight yet soft it's a very intense sensation, element of the forbidden and to how much a girl reacts to movement. A woman's full body anal orgasm feels insanely amazing for a guy. First time my wife had a really big one it felt like my dick melted into her body, a feeling of being deep throated by 3 girls at once, while her sphincter tied off the base of my shaft so tight I though it was going to come off. It was the first time I felt completely over whelmed, I squirted like a horse every ounce of cum I had in a 30second orgasm.

I'd let you fuck me with a strap-on if you'd play with my cock while you did it.

Fuck yeah, so would I. But then, my wife cums when I bury my cock in her colon. She'd never fuck me with a strapon, though.

Relax pervs, I did it! I seduced him with a surprise blowjob wit him laying on hi back in bed. I had the lube beside me. I gently stroked his cock and balls, licked him all around his balls and near his asshole. Before he realized what I was doing, my lubed up finger entered his ass. He moaned a little and chucked. I wasted no time when he started fucking my face, I worked my dildo all the way in his ass! He unloaded the most cum I've ever taken, and laughed out loud like a kid being tickled!
That was great, but he was wasted and my dildo needed a good cleaning so he buried his face in my pussy and my orgasm was so strong I pulled a muscle!