So, the foul-mouthed douchebag fucked this chick in a time machine after she got her tits done?
I imagine this guy wears his pants around his ass like he's inviting some prison sex. What kind of person talks like that?
I don't feel sad for this guy - I feel sad for the world to have to have him in it, and anyone else who has no mind, soul or respect.
Remember, OP: suicide is always an option. Bloody tool.